Hunger Games thread
VODKA~!
>>4051701 (Ivan)
>she takes it
Thank you Ivan, you're a cutie!
I'll be going now.
Pssst... don't repeat it, but you're well cooler guythan america, even if he's a pretty nice dude himself.
Alright, bye! See you around
>>4051742
Elly
This is the real man's poll, everyone answer this, very important
http://poal.me/i8dkyt
>>4051742
Yoshioka Masafumi
I'm a dude.
>>4051742
Birb
>>4051749
>not on it
kys bobby ace
>>4051742
Juvia Loxar
>>4051742
Miaya Gekkogahara
>>4051746
A-Ah! You really think so? See you later, пoдcoлнyх!
>>4051743
>>4051742
Yes, this is an entry.
>>4051742
Cirno
>>4051742
Cynthia
>>4051742
King Kaito
>>4051728 (Rika)
Haha, alright... But it never hurts to ask.
>>4051733 (Russia)
I'm judging off of who could kill me faster, I believe Rammy could.
>>4051735 (Offended Elly)
A person that might get tired at some point..?
>>4051742
Cappy
>Female
>>4051749
I agree with this guy
>>4051759
After the Zombie apocalypse I need some poon.
>>4051742
Wriggle Nightbug
>>4051742
Sylvie
>>4051742
Midway
Dean x Grimes it is
>>4051768
B-But I have a gun...
>>4051742
Konoko
>>4051768
Thankfully, sleep is something I only need exceedingly rarely....
>>4051784
I ship it
http://poal.me/bow6d8
>>4051777
Go to sleep.
>>4051749
Wheelchair mute bitch?
>>4051794
I see that you're scared of me, good!
>>4051780
I'm suddenly having a problem with posts appearing to be deleting in the replies. Is >>4051742 gone or is it just me?
>>4051794
What
Already Cancer O'clock? My how the time flies in HG.
>>4051742
Rika and Bakebake
Eh.
>>4051768
Sure, but...don't get your hopes up.
>>4051797
But it's morning.
>>4051808
>>4051812
It's always Cancer O'Clock here
>>4051810
Your System 32 or 64 is messing up. Delete it and download a new one.
>>4051817
please host
>>4051812
Of course. No one can flush the toilet in hg.
http://poal.me/rttkfq
>>4051785
Your chances of hitting something vital are slim, and I'm fairly certain I can withstand a couple of bullets..
>>4051792
Are you saying if you needed more sleep you would?
>>4051813
Hey Rika, am I your friend yet?
>>4051822
What a clever and original response.
>>4051817
O-Oh...
http://poal.me/yil8s5
>>4051830
You know what? I don't appreciate the sarcasm when I'm just trying to help.
>>4051825
>Sounds of Asuka losing her shit in her Eva
>>4051829
But my aim is really good...!
>>4051825
This one was actually fun
>>4051829
...I dunno.
>>4051800
WHO IS THE MUTE BITCH?!
http://poal.me/hpn5fe
Pls respond it is important
>>4051829
Only if it became utterly clear and self-evident that it is both impeding my ability to do my job, and if it's not going away with time.
http://poal.me/89hdgi
>>4051823
I'll host in like an hour or... eight. Don't worry.
>>4051833
Quit your stuttering, will you?
http://poal.me/ioqb9y
>>4051841
Do you know where my vital spots are?
>>4051854
Haha, alright I'll let you think about it.
>>4051859
So... You would sleep on the job? I'm telling Karumi to tell your mistress!
>>4051866
Why do you guys hate me
http://poal.me/oyqxme
http://poal.me/4jgjfi
>>4051870
If you go to sleep then yes.
>>4051874
Kurumi. And I'd of course beg them for permission AND for forgiveness afterwards.
>>4051874
Your head, your torso, and your chest. I don't know where your vital spots are, but I DO know where your vital regions are.
>>4051863
>>4051874
I just don't let people in that easily.
>Summons Link
Goodnight HG. I expect a (You) from every last one of you telling me goodnight.
>>4051904
>>4051916
Goodnight anon.
>>4051891
But if I go to sleep now I'll wake up at bedtime.
http://poal.me/4xq737
>>4051916
...
>>4051916
>Tucks in bed
>gives kissu on head
G'night anon.
http://poal.me/q4jd39
>>4051916
Nighty night, don't let the zombies bite.
>>4051916
78 cents for this (You).
http://poal.me/4t8ngx
>>4051908
What'chu want?
>>4051920
>walks away
>>4051892
S-sorry, I suppose I'm a little weary, but I'm kidding, I wouldn't do that.
>>4051894
Aren't the chest and the torso pretty much the same place..? But yeah, I am made like a person after all..
>>4051907
I mean... Have I had it easy? Am I going to have to cry at some point?
>>4051916
Goodnight, rest well, sweet dreams, sleep tight, ect.
>>4051924
Stop staying till late at night nightbug.
>>4051938
Get on your Discord. The alt.
>>4051940
>Waves goodbye
>>4051948
Give me a little bit. I literally just woke up.
http://poal.me/u0c3dh
>>4051887
>Is that a fucking Sunset Riders reference?
>>4051916
>night.
>>4051945
Don't joke about her.... And if nothing else, you're okay.
>>4051945
Дa. I would like to squabble more about how scarier I am than Ramlethal, but I need to get to bed. Good night!
>>4051892
>looks under skirt
>>4051953
Fantastic, even more time to talk to you!
Sure, I can wait. I've got some news to be exceptionally smug about for you.
>>4051945
I'd be perfectly willing to do it myself, really. But by no means is that a joke I take to kindly....
>>4051971
>Pushes away with handle of scythe
Do you mind!?
>>4051946
Geez, you're not my mom you know.
>>4051960
>Furiously rubs vulva
>>4051974
Awww.
>>4051976
Neither are you mine but you tell me as well...
>>4051979
Did you really expect anything else?
>>4051974
>hugs
>>4051976
UNPUFF
>>4051960
Huh? What are you talking about? Don't trails normally involve tears at some point...?
>>4051968
Goodnight Russia, rest well comrade!
>>4051974
S-sorry, you know my jokes are always bad..
http://poal.me/ccsujv
>>4051977
>Crawls away again screaming
>>4051987
...Trails? What?
>>4051987
But that one was just...offensive, sir.
>>4051985
Sir, could you please not...?
>>4051991
>Grabs and roots in place
>Continues rubbing vulva creating enough friction to power roughly 4 households
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?
>>4051991
>Also rubs vulva
>>4051983
Y-yeah well... but you're my subordinate or something so you should do what I say anyway.
Now go to bed!
>>4051986
Is that English?
I want Elly to learn deep molecular physics
>>4052009
Okay Aibou, nini!
http://poal.me/3g6wnq
>>4051991
Do you have an impression in butter of your vulva
>>4052010
...Pardon?
>>4051999
Thank you, sir.
>>4051991
I meant trials!... I'm sorry.
>>4051998
I-I'm sorry, I guess I'll never really know how touchy that subject is..
>>4052022
I want Elly to learn deep molecular physics so she can nuke Russia
>>4052000
>>4052008
>Summons multiple bakebakes to tackle both the anons away before sprinting off
>>4052021
>Is screaming and running off
>>4052024
I don't see what trials have to do with anything.
>>4052024
I simply take a great deal of pride in my duty...taking it seriously is only natural.
>>4052028
...Huh?
>>4052028
I want the Russians to nuke Texas so we can finally be rid of Elly
>>4052032
Yeah run away bitch. I'm on your roof.
>>4052032
>Hand is glued to Rika's vulva via magic
>Ghost pulls so hard arm is ripped off
>Hand remains attached to vulva, still rubbing it
http://poal.me/2z1vs1
>People think I'm making the polls
>People think I'm the one making all the >rubs vulva posts
Literally for what reason
>>4052037
I want Elly to learn deep nuclear physics so she can nuke Russia
>>4052018
Oyasuminasai.
>>4052032
Ah.. I'm saying it's challenging being your friend sometimes, or at least trying to be your friend.
>>4052037
I was made for singing, but I don't take it as seriously as you take your job...
http://poal.me/uugdea
>>4052055
Well, my own job isn't as "casual" as yours', you realize.
>>4052050
I'm barely even aware of what either of those are.
>rub an anon's vulva for shits and giggles
>go to bed
>wake up
>it's a meme
...too easy.
>>4052065
>Rubs your vulva
>>4052062
I voted like he's a great guy 10/10 would bang
Your sorry eyes cut through the bone
They make it hard to leave you alone
Leave you here wearing your wounds
Waving your guns at somebody new
Baby you're lost
Baby you're lost
Baby you're a lost cause
There's too many people you used to know
They see you coming they see you go
They know your secrets and you know theirs
This town is crazy; nobody cares
Baby you're lost
Baby you're lost
Baby you're a lost cause
I'm tired of fighting
I'm tired of fighting
Fighting for a lost cause
There's a place where you are going
You ain't never been before
No one left to watch your back now
No one standing at your door
That's what you thought love was for
Baby you're lost
Baby you're lost
Baby you're a lost cause
I'm tired of fighting
I'm tired of fighting
Fighting for a lost cause
>>4052064
I want Elly to replace her scythe with a gun
http://poal.me/t7z4eo
>>4052040
I don't even have a house!
>>4052043
>Replaces shorts
>>4052055
...Fair enough. It's also a bit much when people sorta...pry, and all.
That moment when you realize shitposting is more fun than roleplaying
>>4052085
Having your priorities straight must be Gucci, anon-kun.
Please don't fall asleep, Link.
>>4052081
>The sheer friction of the intense rubbing of the vulva had already burned a hole in both her shorts and her panties
>The severed zombie hand of the Anon rubs her vulva like never before
>>4052076
I don't even know how to use those...and I simply love my scythe too much for such a thing!
>>4052076
A sythe is just a hoe and a sickle put together... why don't they call it a hoesickle?
>>4052064
Yeah I know, they're completely different, I don't kill people during work.
>>4052081
I'll ask, you say no, that's really all there is to it, then I'll ask again later, that's how I work.
>>4052100
Because that's what they call your mom in the winter
>>4052096
I want Elly to solve math problems in a complicated fashion
>>4052105
Please... don't.
>>4052115
bolin fuck off
>>4052093
Damn it nigga, give me a sec. I'm brewing coffee and eating a bowl of cereal.
http://poal.me/apgm9u
>>4052100
They've different functions, I do believe, sir, all three of them...and I could be entirely wrong, but I believe the scythe predates the sickle, pardon me if I'm wrong.
>>4052104
Well, killing isn't the first thing I try to do, sir....
>>4052110
That would require me to need it, sir...and know it, at that.
>>4052130
Ok
>>4052132
Oh. Ok. Wow I'm too stalkerish for my own goodm
>>4052148
1+1
>>4052095
>You burned through the magic-glue, leaving the hand on the ground and the tank girl extremely disturbed and still breaking land speed records as she runs away
>>4052104
Some people get pushy, you know.
GOD I'M JUST SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW GRRRR!!! LIKE I CANT EVEN PROCESS HOW MAD I AM RIGHT NOW!! I HATE PEOPLE THAT GET MORE ATTENTION THAN ME I HATE THOSE PEOPLE!! WHY CANT I GET ATTENTION?? I TRY HARD AND I DONT GET ANY ATTENTION WHY DONT I GET ANY ATTENTION???? GOD I HATE PEOPLE THAT GET MORE (YOU)S THAN ME FOR NO REASON!!!!! IM WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN THESE PEOPLE AND MY RP IS WAY BETTER GIVE ME THE (YOU)S INSTEAD?!?!? IT MAKES ME SO MAD THAT AUSSA WONT EVEN CONSIDER SHIPPING WITH ME LIKE WTF? IM LIKEABLE, JUST SHIP WITH ME PLEASE???!!! IM JUST SO MAD RIGHT NOW BUT ITS NOT ABOUT THE SHIP THING THATS A DIFFERENT ISSUE!!!! BUT REALLY CONSIDER SHIPPING WITH ME
>>4052165
Same
>>4052165
Did you copy and paste that all by yourself? A+.
>>4052148
Yeah I know, you wave around your scythe to scare them away.
>>4052160
I know, but it could be worse ya'know, they could just hate you I suppose.
>>4052177
>Implying I wasn't so bored I just typed it like the literal genius I am
>>4052155
Two, sir...that really isn't complex at all.
>>4052165
>Why me.
>>4052181
Well, I ask, then I demand, then that happens.
>>4052181
Eh. I'm pretty used to that. Sometimes it's pretty deserved, at that.
>>4052085
Welcome into the light, brother.
HG RP is fail.
>>4052160
>Joke's on you there was a second hand attached to her nice ass
>That hand finds its way to her vulva and starts rubbing it
>Eventually it crawls inside of the tank girl's body and impregnates her with half-hand half-human babies
>>4052185
2x2
GOD I'M JUST SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW GRRRR!!! LIKE I CANT EVEN PROCESS HOW MAD I AM RIGHT NOW!! I HATE PEOPLE THAT GET MORE AFFECTION THAN ME I HATE THOSE PEOPLE!! WHY CANT I GET AFFECTION?? I TRY HARD AND I DONT GET ANY AFFECTION WHY DONT I GET ANY AFFECTION???? GOD I HATE PEOPLE THAT GET MORE NICEPOSTERS THAN ME FOR NO REASON!!!!! IM WAY MORE CHILL THAN THESE PEOPLE AND MY INTELLIGENCE IS WAY GREATER GIVE ME THE NICEPOSTERS INSTEAD?!?!? IT MAKES ME SO MAD THAT LINK WONT EVEN CONSIDER ERPING WITH ME LIKE WTF? IM FUCKING BETTER THAN YOU, JUST ERP WITH ME PLEASE???!!! IM JUST SO MAD RIGHT NOW BUT ITS NOT ABOUT THE ERP THING THATS A DIFFERENT ISSUE!!!! BUT REALLY CONSIDER ERPING WITH ME
>>4052195
>Builds a rudimentary version of the thing that powered Sigma
>Manually triggers it to blow the fuck up and take her with it
>Also reshapes the countryside to be a lot flatter
>>4052185
Because you play top waifus but won't ship with anyone so everyone wants to ship with you, duh
>>4052202
Bolin pls save spergouts HG
That's what games threads are for
>>4052204
only elly falls into top waifu category
>>4052203
>Survives
>Rubs the ashes of her vulva
>>4052199
Four, sir...why're you doing this?
>>4052204
>Good one anon.
>>4052185
Oh yeah.. That's happened a couple of times here, I think it's effective against most people.
>>4052191
I don't think you deserve all that much hate.
Clockwork.
>>4052215
No that's why everyone wants to ship with you. You're like the forbidden fruit of ships.
>>4052220
He killed sly cooper's dad
>>4052216
I'm an irritable, opinionated, occasionally-sadistic little hypocrite. I can't blame them.
>>4052216
Well, there was that one time with that human lobbing the explosives around, but...I think he was more put off by my sheer durability.
>>4052221
>I really don't see it.
>>4052202
...
>>4052212
>2hus
>top waifhus
nu
>>4052215
I'm bored. I have nothing else to do.
((5x3)x6)+4÷2
How often would you say your avatar masturbates? How many times daily?
>>4052221
>everyone wants to ship with you
Said nobody ever
>>4052232
Get on Discord.
I have to break the news to you and one on one is much better for smug.
Post the last image you saved
>>4052247
Atleast people want to ship with me in my mind
>>4052227
Eh, I've dealt with worse people.
>>4052229
You could survive through the explosions? Things like that is why I think I'm weak.
>>4052265
Doesn't mean I don't deserve it at times.
We are not your kind of people
You seem kind of phony
Everything's a lie
We are not your kind of people
Something in your makeup
Don't see eye to eye
We are not your kind of people
Don't want to be like you, ever in our lives
We are not your kind of people
We fight when you start talking
There's nothing but white noise
Running around trying to fit in, wanting to be loved
It doesn't take much for someone to shut you down
When you build a shell, build an army in your mind
You can't sit still and you don't like hanging round the crowd
They don't understand
You drove by as I was sleeping
You came to see the whole commotion
And when I woke I started laughing
The jokes on me for not believing
We are not your kind of people
Speak a different language
We see through your lies
We are not your kind of people
Won't be cast as demons, creatures you despise
We are extraordinary people
We are extraordinary people
We are extraordinary people
>>4052254
>>4052234
...Huh? Erhm...well, there's...and...uhm. Fourty-seven?
>>4052265
Well, I am sort of...obscenely durable, even by youkai standards.
>>4052254
S P O O K S
P
O
O
K
S
>>4052254
Sometimes I save stuff of other avas
>>4052254
>>4052278
>pets
>>4052254
>>4052280
Nope! 92, apparently. This one might be easier.
(32÷8)x4+12
>>4052273
You were fairly easy to deal with earlier.
>>4052280
And you're weak right? Ugh..
>>4052304
I want to fugg that edgehog's vulva
>>4052307
your forehead is bigger than my future
>>4052295
Meow.
>>4052305
Sir, I think you forgot to divide.
Erhm...28
>>4052307
I don't know if I'd call myself "weak" any longer...but if nothing else I'm certainly not the strongest.
>>4052307
What now? What do you mean?
>>4052319
Well alright.
>>4052326
But you used to and really I've said it before that just makes people like me feel weaker.
>>4052327
When you slept in, you weren't really irritable it seemed like.
>>4052326
You are correct! You earn a point!
(42÷7)x6+(7+3)
>>4052326
You forgot the order of operations
>>4052254
>>4052336
Hiyoko's kinda cute like that.
Mahiru's hair is too short though. Damn shame.
>>4052340
>(42÷7)x6+(7+3)
>6x6+10
>36+10
>46
>yfw aussa is hoshi is disguise
Aussa stop fucking talking to the same person with more than one of your avas at a time
>>4052354
>>4052254
>>4052341
But the division was the absolute last thing to be carried out.... Or perhaps I really don't know anything about it?
>>4052340
Erhm...46?
>>4052339
Well, it's not as if you're a fighter, sir.
>>4052354
>What.
>>4052356
>H-he was the person to initiate conversation with Elly. It feels awkward just dropping it.
>>4052353
You also win a point!
((8x8)+4)÷2+6
>yfw
8
c
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.net/hga/res/953316.html
>>4052339
Not everyone's really in top condition straight after they get up.
>>4052366
No parentheses, so you divide first even though the addition is to the left of it.
>>4052372
I dont even have to open the link to know its a Hoshi talks with himself thread
http://poal.me/f41pf9
>>4052349
Hiyoko is toooooooo cute. I liked the VAs for them both. And Mahiru's design isn't that bad.
I might pick up Hiyoko now that the other one left, we'll see.
>>4052368
>((8x8)+4)÷2+6
>(64+4)÷2+6
>68÷2+6
>34+6
>40
>>4052382
I WILL NEVER BUY THE DLC
>>4052382
its even worse
hoshi samefags an entire game thread
Love me like my dad never did.
>>4052366
>I wouldn't blame you if you did, it's up to you after all, but this is a good time to call it, I'm going to bed.
I could be.. But I'm going to head back now.
>>4052375
Are you saying you weren't in the right state of mind and still came here? Haha that's unlike you, but I'm ganna go home now to charge, see you later.
>Goodnight HG.
>>4052385
Do it qt.
You make me want to pick up Mahiru. I dunno if the other one is still lingering around or not though.
>>4052407
>Kaito is so thirsty he talks to both of Aussa's avas at the same time
Wew
>>4052397
>>4052403
>((9x4)÷2)+(5x4)
>(36÷2)+(5x4)
>18+20
>38
Give me something that isn't basic fifth grade shit.
>>4052372
So let me get this clear
>Hoshi is an ugly manlet korean
>that think about HG all day long
>even though everyone hates him now
>even though he only shitposts now
>he would rather samefag an entier thread of 250 than playing with us
>mfw
>>4052407
Honestly, I haven't been able to focus on anything fully today...feeling super light-headed. Seeya.
>>4052408
Thanks... Dad
Toot toot all about the best Beck song train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z25_T_wkAV4
>>4052376
I really don't understand such things....
>>4052403
...I think I'd rather just go and manage something else, sir.
>>4052407
>Gnight, and for completionism's sake.
But of course, sir. Farewell.
>>4052416
>Fifth grade? I was taught this crap in like high school I think.
>>4052397
>>4052415
It was actually fun RPing to a good game and having 17 other great avafags with you in the thread.
>>4052422
Of course, Izaya. How was your day today?
>>4052418
I'd rather samefag another game than reply to an avatar a faggot like you might be playing.
>>4052427
That's nice....not unsettling at all.
>>4052427
>Rubs vulva
>>4052413
Hmm just try to enter her in a game. If the other one doesn't want you to pick her up, she'll probably respond. (Unless she's not in thread/lurking.)
>>4052372
Drunk rambling probably
>>4052435
What? Does it matter in RP who the person is on the other side? It doesn't, really. Even my self. I had fun and it wrapped up pretty nicely. You'd never know all 255 images were me.
>>4052416
15√25÷16/14^23√255
Get to it, bitch.
>>4052434
That's actualy what he said, you fucking autist
Just fuck oof back to /hga/ and play with yourself till the end of times you schizo
>>4052423
Best Beck song AND video coming through, faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkCg-3nxT8E
>>4052444
It's just a wee bit concerning
>>4052428
It was alright, met up with some people in the morning, ran some errands after we split up, came home, ran 5k in the rain, came here for abit while I'm watching NCIS.
Yourself?
>>4052444
>You'd never know all 255 images were me.
>all ava from anime garbage
>mostly female
>thread closed
Yeah sure, there were other people.
>>4052444
I'm actually very concerned for you
>>4052424
I was learning quadratic functions in 9th grade. Order of operations is child's play.
