And we're back with more terrorist games! I'm your host, Haru-chan! Can previous winners step forward with their winner plaques (not the winscreens) to be entered in the eventual championship games?
>>404682
>
>>404695
Yeah, T and I love prayin' together, I bet.
>>404695
I remember this being fatal last time I was in it.
>>404695
>>404674
They aren't all bad, if you get to know them, Sensei!
Tough luck in the arena...
>>404695
It's just a prank bro
>>404695
Man, niggas gonna freak out when they see this shiet
>>404695
>not saving all of your winscreens/cards
>>404695
What am I supposed to do with this?
>>404680
BLAST!
Well, is there any place in the arena where I can work in piece?
>>404695
>>404711
Cameras right there
>>404691
No.
>>404695
First blood of the day!
>>404651
Rize Kamishiro, you must be the leader of the White Suits, Naki from Aogiri. How's your brother?
>>404625
Is it too late to change your ways? I can't really enjoy a body with...deficiencies
>>404716
>kiss
>>404695
*Sprites away*
...
[Empty...!]
*Rips the bag apart*
>>404673
[Oh...I thank you than...]
>>404675
*stares blankly*
[More..meat..!]
>>404678
[That fight is what adds flavor...]
-Blood-Starved Beast
>>404690
Folder was nuked. Haven't rebuilt it yet
>>404719
Yes.
>>404696
Really now? Where did she come from?
>>404678
Just wait till we make the portal, then you can bring your army to us.
>>404687
Alright Jesus.
>gives the box of meat.
>>404695
Au revoir, mes amis...
>>404682
Just...don't do it again.
>insert my garbage commentary here
>>404709
Well, yeah. You remember what happened, right?
>>404715
I know, I fucked up.
>>404710
Gah... what a shame. The one time I get cheered on by my student, I end up embarassing myself. Don't worry, I can be cool too, you know. I swear!
...
>>404721
>Tackles Anon
>Takes the mask off to reveal the true identity
F
>>404722
No!
S-stay away!
>>404729
Obviously.
>>404727
>>404729
I would have preferred your horse friend recording it, but her bug friend will do. Stay classy in hell.
>>404725
N-O.
>>404732
IT WAS ME, DIO
>>404695
I can't drink stuff like that! Coffee! I need some coffee or I will die!
>>404704
Who you callin' stupid you beach ball? You want me to go Top Gun on you and fuck you up?
>>404720
>starts crying
Why would you even know that kind of stuff? And my Aniki is fin-...ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH
>more crying
ANIKI IS DEAD!
>>404726
Oh for the love of Aniki thank you!
>eats it in a second
>throws up
BLEARGH...This shit is meat and not human...
>>404729
I can regenerate that...I think.
>>404731
Can I eat you now?
>>404732
>is invisible
>>404673
Good.
>>404720
'Fraid not, Rize. A Michael without booze isn't a Michael I want to know.
>>404729
>Michael whips out a bottle of scotch
Islam ain't one of those dry religions, yeah?
>>404729
heheheh....
*Feeds on the remains*
>>404740
[Oh..why...would i do that..?]
>>404731
*stares blankly*
>>404742
I don't want you like that anyways, Mukuro.
>>404692
No one, touching any part of my laboratory would be like violating my personal privacy.
>>404689
Keep on dreaming, anon.
>>404717
Not really, you have to either make your own peace and kill a few tributes, or run away long enough to find a quiet place.
>>404746
>>404744
DIIIIIIIOOOOO
>>404731
>runs by and steals head
>dribbles it
>turns around
>bounce shots it onto your neck
>>404742
fake-Junko is sexy! SEXY!
>>404726
Portal?
>>404745
Try me.
I am the strongest knight in the galaxy.
>>404753
Wasnt talkin about the lab
>>404745
Over my dead body.
>>404747
W-w-who are you!? Y-you look like me..
>>404751
>
>>404757
>steals your soul
>>404742
>Tfw no one wants you ONS, date, or marry
How do I tell the people in the back of my class to shut the fuck up about their gay ass overrated videogames without ripping out their vocal chords
>>404727
I thought you were made of smallows
But now my head hurts
Did i dream that er.... Dream... That..?
Sorry for the lack of commentary, I'm just too tired for it. Anyone just want to talk while I do this?
>>404680
No, I will only teach you how to take care of your living quarters instead of you just throwing your trash around. Also....
>Blushes.
You need undergarments as well. Since it's improper how you're..... well.....dress now.
>>404751
I-i don't want to die....
>>404762
I'd rape you if that was an option, Asuka.
>>404753
I guess I meant outside of the arena.
>>404763
>says the undermeme fag
>second time entering these games
>second time being beheaded
t-thanks...
>>404762
> I mean, I don't know, a younger me would probably give Asuka a chance.
>>404762
Welcome to the club
>>404762
I said
ONS:Asuka
Date:Karen
Marry: never
>>404763
Vverrated videogames?
Boy that must be annoying...
>>404763
By complaining on the internet about how autistic you are
>>404761
I am a shadow
>>404766
ALLO HA ACK BAR
>>404730
I know you can be, Sensei! We all have strokes of bad luck at times..
There's always next time!
>>404762
>Puts you under "date"
>>404763
Depends
>>404766
>>404741
Oh my fucking god the irony
>>404766
Typical.
>>404771
I kek'd
>>404741
I'll see you soon, and I assure you, there will not be enough pocky to save your miserable self.
>>404763
>What games?
>>404779
How can one be a shadow of a shadow? That's impossible. Begone, dark spirit, or I will take your soul where you stand.
>>404761
[Meat...!]
>>404766
[worthless...removes flavor...]
>>404781
Heh, being lectured by my own student...
It makes me feel...
Well, akes me feel but just a little bit better. Have you won any Lotte-chan?
>>404762
ONS: Asuka
Lose her number. She stalks me and intimidates me to take her on a date
Date: Asuka
I try to break up, but she refuses. She bullies me into buying her a ring.
Marry: Asuka
>>404759
I am my Aniki's right hand, which is equal with an atom bomb and also the leader of the White Suits.
*sniffle*
I am like a really big person.
>>404766
Finally something to eat!
>eats the whole dead body in the matter of one minute
BLearht...tastes like feet...but at least ediable.
>>404761
I see so you are in with me on this plan. Now let's just make that body of yours dead.
>>404733
I told you i wear them at night, you slept with me after all remember?
>>404760
Then what was it? Only that Dr.Pepper idiot and...Kanzaki are allowed to get close to me.
>>404770
Be like me and bring your own equipment, Dr.Robotnik. I lead my research back in Japan.
>>404752
Then why'd you say you did?
>>404758
Thank you, I get that a lot.
>>404762
Date Shinji, ONS Misato, Marry Leliel.
>>404771
At least I don't talk about Undertale every second of my class period
Or at all for that matter
>>404778
Great idea! I'm good at that!
>>404783
Theyre talking about guns and strategies with a kid who bites his nails all the way to a centimeter, a fat weeb, and a girl who thinks she's Alice from Alice in Wonderland.
>>404789
I don't know, something to do with guns and an insane person. Edgy shit.
>>404792
W-why does everyone want to eat me..
>>404745
Mail ethics can't put intelligent meat in mails...
It's pork mixed with beaf.
>>404759
Yeah, how'd you think we came here?
>gotta go
>>404796
Well a nigga can still hope
>>404784
Ooh, sooner than expected. I'm going to enjoy this...
>>404794
>Shinji irl
>>404797
Pretty obvious, without that wig you're way cuter.
>>404793
No... I'm afraid I don't enter too many games. Besides, some of the people here are overwhelmingly strong.. Frankly, I feel outclassed each time.
>>404798
Wait, he's mentioning names
Skyrim and Minecraft
He just claimed to be a werewolf
>>404798
Ask them who their favorite Touhou is
I have to know
>>404797
H-hey... Junko-san... W-will you ship with me...?
>>404796
You have a point.
>>404798
>Shadow the hedgehog?
>>404756
Don't kill me for revealing how pathetic your relationship was.
Well, at least you're killing each other at a steady rate.
>>404796
Apart from wanting to caress her superior chest, what else do you want from Kanzaki?
>>404806
You get the fuck back there and tell that punk how much crap the werewolf perks in Skyrim are.
>>404790
You have a form of yourself, I don't, it means that you have ascended beyond being a mere shadow.
>>404798
>a kid who bites his nails all the way to a centimeter, a fat weeb, and a girl who thinks she's Alice from Alice in Wonderland
These people sound like they're right up your alley, GO MAKE FRIENDS YOU AUTISTIC FUCK
>>404807
>inb4 fat weeb responds "oh is that the one anime"
I don't want to associate with their kind
>>404809
Nah, Skyrim and Minecraft. Wouldn't be surprised if they like the Shadow the Edgehog game though
F
>>404767
>reaching platinum
>>404745
My~ Are you alright Naki? I've seen your brother a few times around, but for him to die, tell me the deteail! And stop being a big baby...
>>404750
Aww, my loss then...
>>404805
Hm... that is a tricky statement to respond to. The last thing I want to say is "well, I guess that is true..." but at the same time I can't think of anything else that would be on the tip of my tongue at this moment...
>>404799
[Try being starved for hundreds of years....!]
[I'm just hungry....!]
>>404811
*growls*
>>404811
Time to get some swim training
>>404811
Well what do ya know.
Ya cant restrain
The Nigga Rape Train
>>404795
Atom bomb?
I have dealt with bombs before, this is nothing.
>>404800
Tell him we are sick of him.
>Later
>>404811
I hope they don't eat goats....
>>404816
DO IT TRICKY I HAVE TO KNOW
>>404810
I wait for what feels like an eternity only for it all to end
>>404811
>oh god
>>404811
Islam Preaches killin people thst try to leave lslam
>>404815
Ew no
It's bad enough that I have a tumblrette friend, I don't need any more
>>404784
>>404817
F to the 2 rape victims
>kisses everyone in the thread
>>404835
>slaps
>>404816
Ask it
>>404796
I do remember sleeping on the couch but when I woke up I was in your bed.
>>404800
>low-key sobbing
How did you expect me to eat something like that?
>>404811
A crusade against "heteros"? Wait I have to kill myself?
>>404819
>slightly less furious crying
That Kaneki kid, he killed him after Aniki "played" around with him!
>>404824
Y-You really think that you could take on an S ranked ghoul alone? I kill doves left and right, pal!
>>404835
Eww! Don't give me cooties you bitch!
>>404804
Hmph... I guess you're just out of luck.
>>404808
N-Not i-in a-a m-million y-years, k-kid.
Does anyone remember my last game, where 13/24 died on day one, followed by way too much peace?
>>404835
tehehehe
>>404802
No fighting outside of the arena!
>>404835
>slaps
>>404835
Fuck off , faggot. I dont swing that way
>>404835
>kisses everyone
on the dick
>in the thread
>>404829
>judging people based on what sites they use
You'd rather hang around with us sad fucks?
>>404840
Huh...
I see...
>>404826
>>404837
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING AWKWARD THAT WOULD BE
I vaguely know 2 of them since Alice was in my art class last year and the fingernail kid was in my culinary arts, but I don't want to progress any further
I bet they'd pick the insane or "kawaii" touhou, based on their personalities
>>404835
!!!
>>404840
Should consider taking it off more.
>>404839
What are you even talking about?
>>404841
That's not fair, for real!
>>404835
Anon-kun, I'm a married man.
>>404801
A false hope, i know about that...See ya~
>>404809
Yes i do, and speaking about research i better go back now. Keep that brilliant mind of yours safe from harm.
>>404812
A lot of things i would rather keep to myself.
>>404838
I was kind of surprised a bit, but i didn't hate it.
I have to return now, and again thanks for everything. Chao~
>>404850
>plays Crawling in my skin
>>404835
[aww...]
*bites the anon*
>>404820
From what I've learned about this place, everyone is on an even playing field. But even so.. I guess I'm just unlucky.
Maybe our luck will turn, next game!
>>404844
I'm Ririchiyo's service agent
>if you replied I missed it
>>404827
And that's your fault.
>>404851
I DONT CARE
>>404857
Now come on. Miss Kanno. We are all open minded adults here.
>>404851
Almost all of them are "insane and kawaii".
>>404814
W-well it's no matter, I will be sure to harvest your soul with my scythe.
>>404795
As if a mere mortal could kill my physical being.
>>404821
Well go eat something else before I kill you, beast.
>>404857
Thank you, I will.
>>404864
>We are all open minded adults here.
>>404844
This is hell, remember, Kyoko? I think I'm allowed.
>>404849
I am a very bad person when it comes to judging people
However, I don't judge tumblrette by the site she uses, however, her personality matches up with the stereotype given for typical users of the site. So I may as well refer to her as one.
>>404863
HOW DO I DO IT THEN
DO I JUST WALTZ UP TO THEM AND BE LIKE "do u know what 2hu is who's ur fav 2hu"
>>404857
Well never say never. Later
>mfw i would play for a bit but im just gonna go cap a few episodes
>>404862
No... I didn't do anything
>>404871
Ofcourse
>>404841
Excellent
>>404871
Why the fuck is "however" in there twice
Proofreading pays
>>404851
Ask them if they like Age of Ultron.
>>404839
...Huh? Why does everyone keeps saying Kanekicchi is a Ghoul now? This better not be some kind of elavorate joke against me or you will be the first to die, Naki.
>>404834
Hm...?
>>404857
Put on some undergarments when you go out!
>>404840
>>404853
Yeah, take it off.
>>404861
>It's not problem
I don't really know what a service agent is, Roro... Care to explain?
>>404870
I'm in Purgatory, not hell. Sorry thunder-thighs.
>>404874
Nigga, you callin people faggots.....but ya kissin niggas!!!
>>404874
And I'm not into perverts.
>>404838
I'm just going to post without text.
>>404874
>Strangles
>>404878
I fapped to the pic of you in glasses.
That's all.
>>404860
Find your source of confidence, Lotte-chan. Even a miserable witch like me can snatch a few good wins. My confidence comes from my students who look up to me.
It would be selfish to ask you do try hard to make me proud, I'm sure there are other motivations that you'll be able to find.
Follow your dreams, and good luck next game to you too!
>>404874
It's okay, Anon-kun. I forgive you.
>>404876
>>404879
Give me an incentive to.
>>404880
I don't want to talk to them, I just wanna talk shit about them where they'll never see or know about it.
>>404884
This guy understands me.
>>404874
Thank you for the kiss Mr.Niceman!
F
>>404853
Maybe someday.
>>404884
Excuse me...?
>>404850
Hey, you should try asking out that redhead. She may seem like she doesn't like you now, but that's only to make her love stick out more later. Trust me.
>>404873
>Tfw still need to cap Garterbelt pics.
>>404874
Youre not that bad, but wayyyy below my age
>>404891
So i voted twice?
I must really like the guy....
>>404894
Fucking gross nigger
But also flattering
>>404901
But I already fap two times a day.
>>404891
Accurate
>>404867
I don't doubt that.
>>404895
I'd love nothing more than to make you proud, Ursula-Sensei! That's all the motivation I need.
>>404854
I am going to pound you into a bloody pulp if you don't back up, pal.
>>404867
I don't know if I can, but I can try. I can allways just eat you and let you there. Like a living spooky skeleton and all.
>>404874
That's pretty not hetero, kid.
>>404881
What do you mean now? That kid's been a ghoul since the first time I met him. He is one of those one eyes that people keep talking about! He somehow k-killed An-Aniki...
>goes back to crying
>>404897
I will give you my dankest ass 2hu maymay from my folder
>>404867
heheheh...
[you kill me...?
[How funny...]
>>404874
*tears apart the body*
*feeds on the remains*
>>404901
You say someday but I say today, doll. Just do it.
>>404906
post another one
>>404906
Eh, guess l could rape in the school bathroom/10
>>404912
Will you play Splatoon with me
>>404913
You gonna need some therapy after, ma nigga....yea...
>>404886
It's like a personal servant, I tend to her needs and I protect her from demons
>>404898
Glad we're on the same page, Anon.
>>404901
Come on, just for me and Anon.
>>404886
Watch your mouth, ginger. With thunder comes lightning.
>>404910
On second thought, don't! There are other pursuits worth your time, don't spend all your energy trying to please me, please yourself or we'll be the last two people left in the Academy!
An eventful feast, but my funny events still refuse to appear.
>>404913
Snuggling world championships are comin up
I gots ta stay ready to defend mine title
>>404924
It's good to see others with good taste.
>>404920
>>404918
>>404916
>>404916
The fuck's wrong with ya, ya pedos?
>>404916
>>404918
>missing both reveal days
>>404920
When I get home or when I'm on break, you fucking perv
>>404919
I dont have Splatoon
Just ask them their favorite touhou so I can laugh at them for their shit tastes
>>404927
R-Right! I'll do it for myself! Making you proud will just be a secondary circumstance!
>>404933
butt when
>>404928
[Ow......]
>>404911
I refuse to live the rest of my life as a skeltal being. I have work to do that is unfit for a skeleton.
>>404914
I've killed thousands of beast like you in the pits of hell. Severing your soul will be no issue.
>>404909
Nor do I.
>>404928
FFFFFF
F
FFF
F
F
F
>>404926
>file name
>>404928
Holy shit Bean being a badass
next time I'll enter Ender
>>404907
That's real sad...
>>404915
Yeah okay, I'm not doing it now. You can't tell me what to do.
>>404924
What happened to you not being a pervert around me anymore? Did you just give up on trying or something?
>>404923
Oooh, lucky you. You get to spend more time with Riri than I do. I guess that means you rank above me, huh?
>>404933
>When I get home or when I'm on break, you fucking perv
I'll find you and kick your ass if you actually do that
>>404926
Does lightning help take the chunk out of your trunk?
>>404933
Tricky what's ur favorite 2hu
>>404888
It was a love kiss, there's a difference, faggot.
>>404893
AGGHHHH, GET OFF OF MEEEEEEE.
>>404889
Pervert? Me? Don't make me laugh.
>>404896
D-desu~....
>>404899
No problem, just remember to stay and school and do drugs.
>>404904
Sorry, I don't do old ladies.
>>404911
I'm the straightest guy here, dude. I don't know what you're talkin' about.
>>404914
>dead
>>404937
Have fun, Lotte-chaaan~!
>>404875
If you didn't then she would still be with you. You should disappear already.
>>404928
GoGo will win my anon effect tells me so
>>404926
>>404943
>this made me kek hard
>>404945
But I can, Mukuro. You just have to remember.
F
>>404933
Don't post any pictures of yourself, kid. It ain't safe.
>>404941
[Soul...?]
heheheh.....~
[I lost mine so long ago...]
[All I have is hunger...]
>>404911
Stop crying your peace of scum, all this talk about Kaneki turning into a Ghoul and killing your homosexual brother is already enough of a bother to listen.
>>404957
AHH SHIT FUCKED UP THE ORDER HERE LOOK AT THIS FIRST
>>404950
Men never kiss eachother , fagster. NEVER!
>>404963
F Boo
>>404959
Well go eat trash or some other disgusting material. You look the part already.
>>404941
Yeah. I bet some random babe like you have such important things to do. Like...I don't know, being eaten by a handsome ghoul like me?
>>404950
You like smooched everyone and infected them with your cooties...that's pretty not straight. More like zig-zag.
>>404962
ANIKI IS NOT GAY YOU BITCH! YA' WANT ME TO BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO READ ONE OF YOUR FANCY BOOKS ANYMORE?
>>404964
Are hugs okay ?
>>404941
But why would you?
>>404950
Im only 30 pipsqueak, I dont do toyboys
>>404945
Want to join the Survey Corps? You'll get what you want. Large naked men chasing you like their life depended on it.
It's just like here, except you'll be on a horse sometimes and it's more fun.
>>404890
Nothing happen Mistress I swear on my life!
>>404888
yo nigga it aint gay though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkNT849X7kQ
>>404947
No. I'm an annoyance to her. I eat everything, sometimes I doubt she considers me usful or a friend
>>404947
Let us find out if it does for you!
>>404950
>Bites
>>404936
They said Mina or something
>>404947
Kyoko why
>>404949
I don't know, I've never played the games
But I guess Kero? I don't know.
>>404958
I won't, don't worry
The one I just posted was already posted before, so I figured it wouldn't hurt to repost it.
>>404975
NEVER
E
V
E
R
>>404963
>is ded
Skipping a metric fuckton of peace for this. Also, put on those headphones, turn the volume up, and get ready for sore ears, because IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JvcqVbnI1k
>>404976
Ah geez.. uh.. Look, I'm not good with this sentimental crap, but if she puts up with me and still likes me, I guarantee she likes you.
>>404955
>>404966
Ma dubs are back
>>404974
Nigga i dont care if ya singin bout it, thinkin bout it, or even doin it. Real men dont kiss other men.
>>404979
>Mima
They have old, but gold taste
>>404963
>>404982
>2 days worth of peace
>>404982
betting yukine!
>>404964
F-fuck you. I-I'll do what I want, b-btich.
>>404969
>hugs
>>404968
Bitch, look at me. Do I look gay to you?
>>404971
T-toyboys!? I-I am NOT a toyboy!
>>404978
AGHGHHHGH! Araragi! Get your pet vampire off of me!
>>404956
Right. You can tell me whatever you want but that doesn't mean I'm going to, like, do it or anything.
>>404972
I'd rather not go back to the military just yet. Plus, I don't remember saying I wanted large naked men chasing me at all.
>>404967
[Oh..no no no...~]
[Meat...blood! is what I carve!]
F
>>404979
Fair enough, kid. Just be careful, alright? Givin' out info on the net ain't no joke. I've had someone very close to me get hurt by doin' that.
I don't want the same thin' to happen to you, or anyone else.
>>404985
nigga it aint gay if you say no homo though
>>404973
...
>>404977
T-Two on one!
>>404968
You didn't know? Yamori used to go into gay bars, why do you think he was always around with Nico? I almost feel bad for you.
>>404990
Sureeee you aren't~
>>404992
I know but the hair is just not doing you well, the wig is losing it's color. You should take it off.
And the exciting conclusion!
>>404982
I was listening, were you?
>>404990
>clears the tears from his eyes
>long stare
Yeah.
>>404999
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! Th-those are lies! Aniki would never touch that clown! Aniki was the straightest man I have ever met! He went through countless women!
