Hunger Games Thread
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>>4029443
I suppose that makes sense. Though you could always build a child.
>>4029469
Usually people jump to make these.
>>4029444
(It is nothing to apologise for my lord)
>>4029469
Thank you.
>>4029469
Thank you for the new thread.
>>4029469
Thank you!
>>4029456 (That guy that drinks)
I... Don't actually know, I didn't notice if she drank or not...
>>4029486
But... I wouldn't want a perpetual child, isn't the fun in watching them grow up?
>>4029494
>doesn't talk
That thing never shuts up
>>4029486
>>4029416
Who's Kaito?
>>4029491
>>4029499
>>4029500
no problem?
>>4029486
I saw my chance
>>4029457 (Hijira? I forgot her name)
Дa! He's on good terms with China now, although he IS denying warcrimes from what I hear...
>>4029462 (Sylvie)
Ah! Would you like anything else before you leave, пoдcoлнeчникa?
>>4029500
Hm. I guess we'll never know...
Hunger Games in a nutshell.
Same old autists who circlejerk until the sun goes down, says goodnight to break their consecutive series of Hangout threads and one to two borrowed games, occasionally semi-active oldfags return and shine a bit of light on the desolate landscape before pissing off to play vidya, Hoshi comes up from his throne in the underworld to sear the newfaggots with his molten hot shit, reaps his souls and (you)s, leaving them after getting "owned" and with a false sense of accomplishment as they return to their usual autism, and the rest of the people who used to come here lurk once in a week and remind themselves why they left in the first place.
Hunger Games.
>>4029503
this
they're more cancerous than aussa
>>4029489
>http://imgur.com/a/tQomw
>there you are.
>>4029506
The blue haired man. Perhaps you have already seen him.
>>4029500
Aspire to make one that can grow. Is this why you wish to watch the young girl?
>>4029514
t. Cancer
>>4029514
We have to get worse, just like in the actual Hunger Games.
We host a game, and after that, we hunt down the avafags IRL who lost the game
>>4029525
>Someone who is negatively portrayed in the post and must meme to soften the blow of it's content
>This someone is a newfag
>>4029527
I would finally have a reason to actually want to win.
>>4029527
I like this idea. Whoever gets last dies.
>>4029531
Nice oldfag mentality. Enjoy your unhealthy HG fixation :^)
>>4029538
>more newfag buzzwords
>>4029509
We're all just extremely lazy.
>>4029510
I'll ask America myself then, since you're chicken, haha.
>>4029522
... Haha, am I that obvious? It's a little embarrassing when you can see right through me.
>>4029510
Who is this China now?
And Japan is denying what he's done?
>>4029522
(Thank my lord, truly too kind to have done this for me)
>>4029510
Nothing. Feeding me was enough.
>>4029522
I have not yet run into a blue haired man.
>>4029543
>everything I don't like is a buzzword
Your mad is showing.
>>4029545
That's no good, let me tell you that
>>4029558
What's in your face?
>>4029559
>if I imply mad I win
Subject further displays desperate newfag behavior.
>>4029545
Fine fine, I shall leave her basic care to you.
>>4029552
>I was reading and capping for you me and entoma. It is a simple kindness.
>>4029545
N-No! I am not a chicken! I just don't want to make him... Angry. He's very ferocious when provoked, and I don't want a fallout when that happens...
>>4029549
One of the oldest nations out there. The landmass next to Japan.
Дa, back then Nanking was China's capital. The Japanese are denying that the killings happened, from what I hear.
>>4029558
...? Feeding you was enough? Are you okay, пoдcoлнeчникa?
>>4029572
(There is quite a number of images. Thank you.)
>>4029571
>using buzzwords himself and calling people out on buzzwords
It's like watching midgets try and shit into the same bucket.
>>4029569
I-In my face?
>>4029573
Y-yes. I'm not use to having a proper meal.
>>4029591
Yeah, paint or something.
>>4029571
>it's about winning le argument
Pure oldfag mentality.
>>4029573
I see...
What has been China's reaction to this, then?
>>4029564
Can you blame us? It's late.
>>4029572
>He puts his right hand on his chest and bows.
I shall not let you down Lord Ainz.
>>4029573
Haha, I know and I'm kidding, but I'll ask him for you alright?
>>4029558
Excuse me little one, Lord Ainz informed me that you need a place to stay? I'm Kaito.
>>4029581
>I believe summing them all up I capped well over 200 images that day. Hope they are to your liking nonetheless. Buuut I need to go get some rest. See you around.
>>4029600
I'd be a waste of my time if I did so
>>4029600
See to it you do not Kaito. I am going for the night. I shall see you tomorrow.
>>4029595
It isn't in my face... and it's not paint.
>She fidgets a bit
They are burn scars.
>>4029600
>She jumps at the unfamiliar voice and nods her head after hearing your name.
Y-yes. I have no where to go.
>>4029604
(Farewell lord Ainz-sama)
>>4029591
...MOЙ БOГ! Have you been living by yourself these past few years?!
>He has a panicked expression on his face.
>>4029599
I haven't heard. All I know is that the denials are similar to the Holocaust denials as well. Only a minority says that Nanking didn't happen, but that was only because the event was censored in Japan.
>>4029600
...Okay, comrade. I trust you.
>>4029607
Haha, isn't everything done here a waste of time?
>>4029608
Yes, sir. Farewell Lord Ainz, I hope the night treats you well.
>>4029618
>He looks down upon you and gives you a gentle smile.
You may stay with me if you wish, but may I have your name?
>>4029628
Haha, if you didn't trust me I don't think you'd call me comrade.
>>4029628
N-No. Just under... bad circumstances.
>>4029639
>She fidgets a little
Sylvie.
>>4029639
Ah, but you are my friend, Kaito!
...If it is alright with you (and I have her permission), can Sylvie stay with me? I have a feeling she hasn't had a decent sleep in years...
>>4029640
If that is the case, then me and Kaito will look after you. No ifs, ands, or buts.
>>4029628
I also don't know what a holocaust is, but it sounds absolutely dreadful.
I hate to cut off our conversation, but I must go make my prayers.
I should return within the hour, but if I don't, I've likely fallen asleep at the altar.
>>4029618
O-oh, why?
>>4029639
Not for me, I've collected plenty of donations
>>4029656
Ah. Goodbye, пoдcoлнeчник!
If you see her, tell her about the love she left behind
>>4029669
Tell me about her, why does she leave the love behind?!
>>4029649
It's nice to meet you Sylvie, I really like that name, you know you remind me of someone that used to show up here..
>>4029653
>He nods.
Alright Russia, just don't go throwing swears out like you normally do alright? I may not be serious about many things but... Children are precious you understand right?
>He gazes right into your eyes.
>>4029656
Farewell Miss, have a good night.
>>4029663
Any donations I make to you is going to be to Reimu, she and I aren't really on good terms, I would like to change that if I could.
>>4029675
Дa... After all, we don't want children who can't play nice, right...?
>Has Russia ever told you about Bloody Sunday, Kaito? Suffice to say, you just brought up bad memories.
>>4029699
None of the donations made to me are going to the Hakurei Shrine, but to the Moriya Shrine, I can't do that for you
>goes nuclear on your shrine
>>4029709
ДЛЯ ЧEГO?
>>4029709
I'd be best if you went back to the fusion reactor, right now!
>>4029702
No, no he hasn't, I'm sorry if I rehashed any of those feelings it wasn't my intention, would you mind telling me about it?
>>4029705
Exactly my point, but I didn't know you were from different shrines, it seemed like you two were in the same one, I apologize..
>>4029709
I hope you have enough money to pay for the repairs. Our clubhouse was full of expensive equipment.
Can someone please make me something to eat? I feel like my bones are going to give in from hunger.
>>4029730
It's all gone.
>>4029728
>
>>4029718
Bloody Sunday... It was the Russian Revolution of 1905. My people were rioting against the Czar and were storming up to the palace. Lithuania was there if I recall. I don't remember much else, but what I do remember is that I grabbed a musket, looked at Lithuania and said "After all, we don't want children who play nice, right?"
It was a hard time, to say the least.
>>4029733
Have some borscht, comrade!
>>4029733
Subaru, some terrorist bird just blew up a part of the clubhouse! Tell her to pay for it!
>>4029734
You won't get away with this heinous crime, criminal! I swear it on the Survival Game Club!
We will get you for this, one way or another!
>>4029733
Me!°
>>4029733
Tracksuit there's food in the kitchen ya'know... Too lazy to cook for yourself this morning..?
>>4029718
Reimu is the shrine maiden for the Hakurei Shrine, a shrine dedicated to the Hakurei God.
The Moriya shrine it dedicated the Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako.
>>4029728
>>4029734
Please think about your duties, that reactor has to keep running
>>4029733
You can eat my dick.
Shiragami Senpaiiii
>>4029733
>Cooks you some bacon and eggs with fresh toast and a glass of orange juice to go with it.
You should really look after yourself better, but enjoy.
>>4029736
I don't know what that is, but it sound really gross. I be you use sausage and weird stuff in it.
>>4029738
Alright, I'll make sure to have a stern talking with her. That kind of thing isn't allowed in this house.
>>4029734
>he smacks her nose
STOP ACTING LIKE YOU OWN THIS PLACE!!!
>>4029739
You...?
>>4029740
But that's all stuff I can't cook myself. I'd burn the house down if I did that.
>>4029744
I'm too old to eat something from the kids menu, anon.
>>4029754
It's soup, comrade! Ukrainian recipe, it tastes really nice!
>>4029754
Perfect. A Vice-President like you should be able to keep others in check, even if it's not part of your job.
>>4029754
Oh, looks like you already got food.
>>4029754
Rude.
>>4029749
I'm not too sure about this. How can I trust your cooking when you're a succubus?
>>4029756
I-I don't think I can eat stuff from Ukraine. It makes my stomach ache.
>>4029763
Heт, comrade! Try it, it's great with a shot of vodka and some sour cream in the middle!
>>4029763
Just because I'm a succubus you immediately think I would do wrong simply for what I am and not who I am. No Subaru, I haven't done anything to the food other then making it properly.
>>4029736
I... Don't understand why you'd say that.. Were you talking about the people revolting? There weren't actually children fighting right?
>>4029743
Hey.. I think I've heard those names before, have those two been here before..?
>>4029754
Fine tracksuit... What would you like for breakfast?
>>4029772
I've seen Lady Suwako visit this place, but I think she went back home
>>4029772
The people of my nation are considered my children, if that clears things up...
>>4029748
...nevermind
>>4029743
I want to have fun!
>>4029738
>stares and waits
>>4029754
>angry birb noises
>>4029784
>pets
>>4029757
I'm not a babysitter, but I'll do my best to make you proud, boss.
>>4029760
>he slides it over to you
Try it out first. I don't think I can trust it.
>>4029770
...
>he tries a spoon full of the soup
It takes kind of bland, but the aftertaste is really pungent.
>>4029771
Can you blame me though? I wouldn't put it past one of you guys to put your nectar in this stuff.
>>4029772
Too late. You were slow and Maria-tan cooked for me. Maybe next time you hop on it faster.
>>4029784
>he smacks again
Don't talk back to me young man! Tell that purple haired girl you're sorry!
>>4029784
I thought you enjoyed it in there.
But it is still your duty, Lady Kanako has blessed you with your powers, and she can easily take them away
Where are all the hosts?
>>4029793
But then how can I trust it??
Oh well, it can't be that bad.
>eats a bit
>>4029793
Good! I have some mustard and sugar if you want to have any with it!
>>4029797
First 24
>>4029802
Chaika
>>4029797
Ainz and Garnet went to bed. They are usually the graveyard shifts.
>>4029784
Playing innocent won't work now! It's time to bring you to justice, criminal! By that I mean we'll have a trip to the police station!
>>4029793
Dealing withs kids won't make you a baby sitter, especially not when your job is to throw them out!
>>4029793
Subaru, I would only do that to a few people and you are not one of them, so shut up and eat it before your insides implode in on themselves.
>>4029802
Sanae Kochiya
>>4029779
Do the two ever fight? I'm a little interested in how Gods work in your world actually...
>>4029780
I'm sorry but... How did us talking about taking care of....
Where did she go even..?
>>4029793
.... Maybe you can go live with Maria then..!
>>4029802
King Kaito
>>4029802
Cappy
>Female
>>4029802
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>4029802
Mari and Harusame
>>4029802
Ivan Braginsky the Great
>>4029814
Gone, I think. Ask her about it next time!
>>4029802
Otori Mio
>>4029802
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>4029802
Sgt. Keroro
>>4029802
Sylvie
>>4029653
>>4029675
>She fidgets a bit
Then take good care of me.
>>4029658
>She remains silent thinking whether to mention how..
I'd rather not talk about it.
>>4029814
They have, but that was long before I was even born
>>4029794
Reactor fun yes but new friends also fun.
>>4029793
>angrier birb noises
She shouldn't have had her stuff in there!
>>4029785
>the birb is pet by some invisible force
>she remains perfectly still while trying to comprehend the situation
>>4029802
Birb
>>4029802
Ririchiyo
>>4029802
Guiltia Sin Jurai!
>>4029802
Cynthia
>>4029833
Just return to the reactor as soon as you're done playing around, we need that energy
>>4029802
Bananya
>>4029802
Iida Tenya
>>4029802
Byakuren Hijiri
>>4029802
Billy Joel as a Dog
>>4029802
Natsuki Subaru
>>4029817
>>4029802
Maria and Harusame*
>>4029830
R-Really? You have no idea what this means to me, пoдcoлнeчник! I'll treat you better than I will to my allies!
Are you going to stay with Kaito or with me?
>>4029830
Oh, okay... does it hurt?
>>4029802
Glow in the dark boat
>>4029802
Lord Beerus
>>4029820
>He lets out a sigh of relief.
Ah never mind... I was getting worried..
>>4029830
We have discussed it, you will be staying with Russia, but if you have any complaints please tell me and I'll make sure to chew him out about them.
>>4029831
Are they related? Or just friends..?
>>4029802
Shiro
>>4029858
Is it alright if America looks after her too...? Tell her about him, please!
>>4029797
>I'm having someone look over my events as we speak. I should be good to go on hosting later today.
>>4029798
So...are you dead yet?
>>4029801
You've got any mayo? That might make this thing taste way better!
>>4029806
Throw 'em out? Will do ma'am!
>>4029807
Aikawa already tested it, so I guess I can eat it now.
>starts eating the eggs, bacon and toast in that order, and then finishes up with the glass of OJ
THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL, MARIA-TAN! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE KID!
>>4029814
Maybe I should! At least she'd cook for me and read me bedtime stories when I can't fall asleep!
>>4029833
>he picks her up and throws her outside
Sorry, but your kind isn't welcome here anymore.
>>4029858
A long time ago, the shrine only belonged to Lady Suwako. But one day, Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako fought over the ownership of the shrine, and Lady Kanako won. But a large amount of visitors to the shrine still only came to worship Lady Suwako, so they decided to share it.
>>4029868
>
Subaru
Dubs decide what I learn from this list
>>4029851
I-I'll likely stay with Kai-
>>4029858
Oh.. alright.. I-I have no objections.
>>4029852
No.. they don't hurt.
>>4029876
Rigging
>>4029879
>>4029876
>Rigging
>Seth is the one who gives the course
>>4029868
Perfect job, Subaru. Now it's not our responsibility to take her to the police station!
But we'll still have the chance to sue her later!
>>4029868
Of course! Every slav must have mayonnaise in their house!
>>4029877
Comrade, we have you in our best interests. If you want to stay with Kaito, then that is fine.
>>4029876
Game Design so you can tell the cunts who made CoD 3+ to fuck off
>>4029877
Can I touch?
>>4029841
>puffs out her cheeks and blows the air back out
I know I know.
>>4029806
A trip? To where now?
>>4029868
>bangs on an invisible door
I want back in!
>>4029876
Rolling for Social Networks
>>4029876
no breaks on the rigging train
>>4029876
K-12 education get
>>4029889
FUCK
>>4029868
Oh Subaru, such a silly man you are, and you are welcome.
>>4029896
top fucking kek
assist for this
>>4029876
Go with the hidden option. Killing Yourself
Fuck the dubbs ruling, Riggin it is
>>4029892
I just told you, but I'll repeat it for you if you really need! A trip to the police station, where they will surely lock you up!
>>4029906
you even passed your first rigging test by rigging the vote
>>4029908
shove that remote up my ass
>>4029865
>He stares you down.
... If you two do anything and I or Lord Ainz hears about it I will not take it lightly, but I will if it will make things easier for her.
>>4029868
I'm kidding, but you can ask her if you want, I doubt she'd go for it though..
>>4029870
That sounds... No offense intended, but it sounds pretty petty for a pair of Gods...
>>4029877
If you wish otherwise though I wouldn't go against them...
>>4029885
I-I don't think she has any money. Birds don't normally walk around with wallets and stuff.
>>4029886
Every...slav? Was that supposed to be an insult?
>>4029892
Do you have any money? I'll think about it if you give me some.
>>4029899
Also, can I live with you? Kaito won't let me live with him because he doesn't make me breakfast.
>>4029892
Perfect
>>4029916
They're really nice gods
I'M GOING IN!
>>4029908
Police? Luck me up?
>>4029917
Let me check!
>>4029919
Hey I don't have any money and the car guy wants money. Do you have some?
>>4029917
Uh... Well I guess with the new basement expansion to the house and most people have moved out for various reasons I don't really see a problem having you over as long as you don't mess with the house or people in it too much.
>>4029921
>
>>4029921
>that 3rd one
godspeed
>>4029916
I already did. The moment of truth should be up soon, King Kaito-sama.
>>4029922
You better have a lot of money, birdie!
>>4029925
N-Nice one, Riri-tan...
>>4029916
Дa. As we have time zone differences, you can take care of Sylvie some days, and I take care of here during the nighttime. Sound good?
Also, blame America if he does something to Sylvie.
>>4029925
GLORY TO THE SANAEIC UNION!
>>4029917
...? No, our race are the Slavs. Eastern Slavic, Western Slavic, haven't you heard of that before?
>>4029925
You all better give me the best you got, because I certainly will! Let's go!
>>4029915
That remote is the property of the Survival Game Club and it was bought using club funds!
There's no way I would use it for that!
>>4029917
I bet they have houses, or big nests that look like houses! Fear not! We can't lose this battle with all this evidence!
>>4029922
No! It's the exact opposite of what you just said! It's not lucky that we're going to the police!
It's unlucky for you, because you'll spend your time there from now on!
>>4029925
Follow me, newbie! I'll show you how to win a Survival Game! Even if I've never won one here!
>>4029876
RIG RIG RIG
>>4029922
You can fly, remember?
>>4029925
Our hearts beat as one! For you to die spells my own doom, so I shall keep you safe to the best of my ability!
>>4029941
Ah, hello, comrade! I didn't think I'd see you here!
>>4029925
Perfect! Do not forget to visit the Moriya Shrine
>>4029949
Maybe I should hit a bit harder
>>4029949
This is all for victory! Now get out of my battlefield! You've been eliminated from this Survival Game!
W-Why aren't you moving?
>>4029919
I don't doubt that, that's why you worship them right?
>>4029925
I'm going to be Kaito changed by the war again soon...
>>4029930
...
>He looks away.
Have fun with your new home.
>>4029931
Are you saying America is going to do something to her..? Russia let me remind you, you'll be responsible as well if that happens... But those terms are agreeable to me.
>>4029949
Huh? But I don't like fighting anyway...
>>4029949
Quick reflexes, excellent movement. That was a pretty good move, winged girl!
>>4029955
Ah, you have learned the art of war, comrade! I would like to welcome you to the battlefield!
>>4029946
N-No...! I do not need you and your evil wail to distract me from my machinations of evil!
>>4029949
Kuhuhuhu...guerrilla warfare is one of the basics of combat! How do you intend to defend yourself when your own weapons are not functional?!
>>4029926
How do you feel about rats, Maria-tan? I have some rat friends that'll also need a place to stay.
>>4029931
Never heard of them before. You guys some kind of circus act or something?
>>4029935
Hold on, I'm getting money from her as we speak!
>>4029960
Should have thought of that before you got all vicious on me!
>>4029935
But I need to stay in the reactor or everyone will be unlucky.
>>4029940
Oh yeah...I can fly!
>>4029930
>awkwardly flies away
>>4029949
>bends over to pick up a coin
>>4029949
>>4029960
Fight!
>>4029955
Eh...Not to be rude or anything, my lady. But you sorta sliced the kitty's head off.
>He blinks, giving the young woman a double take
Have we met before?
>>4029960
But ofcourse.
But I am also a descendant of Lady Suwako herself.
>>4029971
Yes, there is no need for you to take a car. They are bad for the envirement anyway
>>4029960
Nah, America is useless when it comes to socialising, but he is good at taking care of children. After all, he has fifty states...
>>4029966
How are you doing with your magic, my friend?
>>4029970
No. You going to have the mayonnaise or not? The borscht is getting cold...
>>4029970
I don't mind them, but they'll have to stay in the basement as others won't take too kindly to them.
>>4029976
If I'm fucking up bird chan let me know
>>4029979
My magic is, as always, flawless and perfect in each and every way! Ah, you're trying to trick me...
>>4029982
Maybe Father will give me money to buy some new light novels soon. I can't fall behind!
>>4029971
W-Wait! Where's the money at?!
>>4029979
Sure thing! Slap it on there and I'll start chowing down!
>>4029980
Trust me, they're not fit to be out in the public eye.
>he leans in and whispers
They're a special kind of rat...
>>4029962
I see, so you're a fellow follower of the violent ways of the Survival Games?
>>4029970
How did you accomplish that?
>>4029971
What kind of reactor? You're not in a reactor right now, so they're probably already unlucky!
>>4029973
I didn't! It was just a fancy practical effect, and even if we did, I totally forgot you! It happens with my memory.
>>4029982
And now there's only a sub left.
>>4029986
>I don't know a lot about Utsuho actually, just the basic stuff.
>>4029991
I need my energy to perform a miracle to save us all, do not lose faith!
>>4029992
Well good for you then. All the more reason to keep to the basement, it has a few bedrooms and a large bathroom down there so it'll be cozy.
>>4029970
What do you mean? I haven't done anything to you.
>>4029972
No, it's unnecessary.
>>4029976
So basically you're a shrine maiden to a shrine for your ancestor?
>>4029979
I know... I just.. He's been seeming a little unstable lately..
>>4029982
Huh, you really are powerful... B-but I should run..
>>4029991
I'm glad you're not dead... It's really scary, I'm sorry..!
>>4029991
Be happy that I wasn't serious! I even let you land a few hits!
>>4029886
It's just he was who was recommended to me first.
>>4029888
I'd rather you did't...
>>4029916
It's fine. It's just the skeleton told me your name.
>>4029991
I-It was of course, intended as a warning shot...! The fact that it missed should be no surprise...
>>4029991
>>4030009
You, die!
>>4030008
Deceit is part of war, men! Keep your ears open, but don't follow every word that you hear while using them!
>>4029935
I've actually only participated in one other game and nearly won..
>She holds up a silver medal
>>4030008
>
>>4030002
That is one way of looking at it, yes.
>>4030008
Oh no...
>runs away
>>4029990
No, no! I am not THAT cruel. I'm just asking because I haven't seen you in a while...
>>4029992
Here!
>He puts a dessertspoon of mayonnaise in the borscht.
>>4029991
I do this for her.
>>4029999
Heт, I come here for fun. What about you, пoдcoлнeчник?
>>4030002
The terrorist attacks did a number on his psyche, my friend. Forgive him if he seems... Off.
>>4030006
It's in your best interest...
>>4030008
KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL
>>4029999
It...it flew away.
Do birds have bank accounts, Mio-tan? I think it may be checking it's bank account.
>>4030001
You sure this is a basement? It kind of sounds like it's a house within a house.
>>4030002
You didn't make me breakfast.
>>4030019
I don't think this is enough mayo...
>>4030019
>She nods
Thank you. I'm not use to so many people being kind to me.
>>4030008
It is not so simple to attack the legendary Guiltia Sin Jurai! Don't tell me you went into this battle without knowing your enemy?! Fool!
>>4030011
I will not die on this day... Tell me, have you ever tasted the fires of hell, Miss? Soon enough, you will be able to say you have! Ahaha!
>>4030019
...I shall accept your claims as fact, for now! See to it that you do not make me regret this decision.
>>4030025
Surely you don't intend to bite my ankles, small creature...?
>>4030016
Nearly winning means nothing! Except that you did quite well.
>She pats her on the back
But it still means that you were just the best loser! Which is not that bad, but you could still do better!
Follow my lead, and I'll show you how to do this properly!
>>4030019
I come here to enjoy violence, guns, and the Survival Games! So it's pretty much the same as fun!
>>4030025
I can't see them! How am I supposed to spy on the that way?
>>4030026
Hopefully they have, because if they don't, it'll be our job to hunt down that bird!
>>4030026
We upgraded the original basement into a proper liveable environment, is there a problem with that?
>>4030025
Just hang in there my faithful followers, I'm almost ready
>>4030006
Yes, stupid question, just curious!
You here Kamina?
>>4030006
If you're going to stay with Russia you'll also be staying with America, they're roommates kind of.. America is a really energetic man, he's very kind-hearted though.
>>4030008
I'll do what I'm told Sir!
>>4030018
Haha, that's a little like... Working for the cemetery where your family is buried right?
>>4030019
I know, I don't blame him, it saddens me as well to hear of the state of the world..
>>4030025
No, we made up and went our separate ways! There was no love making..
>>4030026
Haha... Well, you'll be living with someone who will now I guess.
>>4030037
L-listen! This guy just did something...!
>>4030037
It's a bayonet, and you better take care of it! I like it so much, and it's one of my favourites! So I can't let it get damaged!
>>4030037
>silently hides
>>4030031
You, wrong, die!
>>4030044
What are you talking about, Lady Suwako is fine and well.
>>4030026
Ah.
>He puts the entire jar in the borscht.
>>4030029
Well, you actually remind me of someone, пoдcoлнeчник. I was kind to you because you seemed like you needed it!
>>4030031
I won't!
>>4030032
I came here to make friends while also killing them. Are you here for the same reason, пoдcoлнeчник?
>>4030044
I can't wait to find out what's going to happen next. I could make a game out of it if I had time...
>>4030032
>She flinches as you touch her but smiles regardless
I didn't have to take anyone's life either.
>>4030037
>Claps nervously
Please don't hurt me next...
>>4030040
Most people are... they aren't just on my face...Some are on my arms and legs too.
>>4030044
Then staying with you might be best. I'm not very good with energetic people.
>>4030052
I-I did? Thank you still for your hospitality.
>>4030053
This.... is embarrasing
>>4030037
H-How...? How is this possible? I'm a god, a legend...
>>4030048
Hmph... It seems that fate favours the likes of you today! However, don't count on the next encounter to be so fortunate...
>>4030052
In that case, you may speak! What do you wish to present to me?
>>4030055
It is a privilege, пoдcoлнeчник. You remind me of Ukraine when she was a child. Kind, shy, cute... Just like Ukraine, пoдcoлнeчник!
>>4030059
A pipe!
>>4030052
Making friends isn't my motive to be here! I'm here to enjoy violence filled Survival Games and to make the Survival Game Club great again!
>>4030053
This is what you get for not carefully washing that bayonet. Next time I'll use my guns to take care of you!
>>4030055
So you were using the hide and seek technique! Clever girl, you're already doing better than most of the veterans from here do!
>>4030061
I told you that one way or another you would be brought before justice!
>>4030055
When will they go away?
>>4030059
>>4030051
Haha, I wasn't saying she was dead, I'm just saying because she's your ancestor...
>>4030052
That's a little cruel don't you think? People's lives are coming to an end, it's nothing to make a game of..
>>4030053
... I'm pretty sure you're not going to gather more than me..
>>4030055
I'm afraid my only roommate just left for a better home, so it would be just me, I wouldn't want you to feel lonely.
>>4030061
A-are me and this thing partners?
>>4030064
So you're here to kill people too? We're going to get along fine. What's your name, пoдcoлнeчник?
>>4030069
>>4030069
I need more information, and nobody can stop me from getting it! Not even something so useless as sleeping!
>>4030072
No, I'm not here to kill people. That would be a stupid reason to be here. I'm here for the Survival Game Club.
>>4030075
It's against the rules to attack someone who's not part of the Survival Game! I don't want to get removed from the game, so I won't do that!
>>4030062
You mention Ukraine quite a bit...D-Do you like her?
>>4030064
Isn't that a children's game? I... I never got to play it so I wouldn't know how to do something like that.
>>4030066
They wont. It healed like this and so...
>She holds her arms out
Like this.
>>4030071
I'll be fine. I'm use to being alone.
>>4030075
>
>>4030062
A...pipe? Again...? You are not doing so well at making good on your promise!
>>4030070
You believe that your luck is owed to your own skill?! If you believe being cowardly is skill, then you just may be right!
>>4030083
It is, but it's also one of the best ways to survive a fierce Survival Game round! Keeping your head low and avoiding others!
That way you can increase your chances for survival!
>>4030071
Such is life in Soviet Russia. The same words come up everytime things like this happens: Terrorism, violence, gun control... It's tiring after a while. Not that I hate America for it, I just think it's tiring.
>>4030077
...? But you said you were here for the violence, пoдcoлнeчник...
>>4030083
Of course! She is my dearest sister, my family! Too bad she doesn't want to be near me anymore... At least she's not Belarus.
>>4030088
No, it's a gift!
I wish _____ was here.
>>4030089
How do you just parry pellets? This isn't some video game or movie.
>>4030083
>stares at her arm and slowly reaches out
>>4030075
Iida you should invest in a lighter metal!
>>4030083
I... Would you really rather stay with me? I definitely don't have the resources that Russia or America has..
>>4030089
I.. I oh god.. I'm sorry! The knife... I..
>>4030091
That comes with the Survival Game Club!
>>4030092
Newfag chan
>>4030071
Oh, in that kind of way.
>>4030089
>She begins crying as the knife sinks into her chest, the betrayal sinking in
Why wo-
>Her words are cut off by blood filling her lungs as she collapses to the ground.
>>4030092
kitty cat Blake
>>4030100
There's a chance that I'm lost, but I'm not really sure about that! That tree looks really familiar.
>>4030088
Tch!
>>4030098
...? You confuse me, just like America, пoдcoлнeчник... What's your name?
