/ERP/ thread
Mile High club edition (cause ya gotta get home from a vacation some how!)
>>4013023
>>4013023
Fixed version
>>4017418
Calling LD evil is giving him too much credit, he's just a fucking waste
I want to a 2hu.
>>4017353
>He pinches your lip, frowning
Kindly look at me while I talk to you, would you?
>He pulls your head from side to side, observing you thoroughly
Tell me, how exactly do you take people's.. "fluids"?
>>4017283
Heh~
Muffet, please.
>She concentrates on whisking the eggs, turning on the stove to heat up the pan.
Could you grab the vegetables from the fridge? You'll see them right away cause theirs barely anything in there.
>>4017432
Who else here would fit that spot?
>>4017418
You and I both know this is infinitely more fitting.
>>4017432
Agreed, but there's no category for chaotic autistic so evil will suffice.
(repost)
>>4017163
>He starts to quiver as you give him that look and he wraps he recoils in fear.
B-but I-I'm a demon, y-you can't eat me!
>>4017206
>His eyes widen and his lips start to quiver as you pull them apart. His arms go down to his side and he looks you in the eye unable to react to the situation.
>>4017172
Gulg~!
>All the boy can do is gag as your meat gets lodged into his throat over and over again. His body starts to relax as he gets used to the taste of your musky cock and the slap quiets him down. You feel his small tongue press and lap at the bottom of your pole as you balls hit his chin with every thrust.
>>4017418
I-I love this. It's beautiful~
Where's my complimentary bag of peanuts?
Nth for sleep.
>>4017433
That sentence isn't legible without a verb, dunce.
>>4017455
>red border
>reddish hued image
I like it more, it compliments it, and the smug face is better than the maniacal laughter
Cagliostro's potion emporium is open for business! Come buy from the cutest alchemist on the planet! No refunds if it doesn't work, but don't worry, they never fail to deliver!
>>4017472
Here's a complimentary minor health potion
>>4017418
Hot damn, this is pretty fucking pinpoint accurate.
>>4017485
I want to make passionate love to a 2hu. Is that better?
>>4017158
Don't worry about it! I've done the same now so I know how it is.
>>4017219
<3
>>4017230
Thanks Miku, may many successful gangbangs and glowstick dicks come to you.
>>4017246
They're also known for being kinda brutal, which is why I find the characters fuel for the fucked up shit I play. Gunner a cute!
>>4017257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI
You don't even have to ava to do that kind of thing to me.
>>4017265
>Opening up my wishlist
Mind flayers, first off. Just more mind flayers in my life is something I need. I'll have to put some thought into that one because those games have wonderful design work. Getting pulled apart by all of a Prisoner Horde's hands, the simplicity of falling prey to a pack of hollows, if I could actually stomach DaS2 I'm sure there's good designs in there too.
Everything in Bloodborne. What a fucking perfect game I still need to nut up and shill out to play. It used to be I'd buy a console for the new Armored Core and now FromSoft is doing it again.
Anyway new thread, time to let ERP flourish and stop my scheming. I'll be back for you all tonight.
>>4017465
>I slide my cock out of his mouth, and let it flop onto his face, a mix of pre and his saliva splashing onto his face
Wait... this is what you wanted! And I'm dping all the work!
>>4017418
I'd swap Nue and Kurisu. Nue at least occasionally pretends to give a shit about the threads and the community. Kurisu only gives a shit about (You)s.
>>4017485
Oh? Could it be? The most wisest of the members of the Scarlet Devil Mansion?
>>4017450
>peeks into the fridge, frowning at how little is there
...goodness, I hope our date wasn't you looking for a sugar mamma~
>pulls out some tomatoes and peppers, and starts lightly juggling them
>>4017494
>Peeks his head into the potion shop, walking up to the little alchemist. It had been over a week since he visited, nervous to return due to a particular love potion-related accident that lead to him spending the night. He finally returned to see if the potion had wore off.
Hey, Cagliostro-chan...?
>>4017485
You try sleeping on an airplane!
>>4017510
>confusing me for DMG
T-Thanks anyways!
Is my anon from last night around?
(Repost)
>>4017234
>hastily licking her ass to prepare it for his huge cock; he whips out his dick, slaps her ass playfully with it, and begins to apply pressure on her anus
Open... wide~
>>4017265
Hmm, didn't seem very pleasurable from here.
>he states dryly
Is your dick broken or something?
>absentmindedly, Anon begins to rub at the ship's anus, wondering if this was were his pleasure receptors went to instead of his penis
Hmm...
>he quietly expects a reaction
>>4017353
Try me~
>he begins to lick and nip at the boy's exposed neck; stroking his face all the while
>>4017514
I really, really don't give a shit about (You)s
Have you seen how many times I post but get absolutely no replies? I do it to talk and joke with others, because some of them at least have personality.
>>4017494
>Ever since I found out this is just an old dude in a loli body I can't decide if I love it more or less.
>I know understand how people who seen my face feel.
>>4017510
>Miku
Wrong magician~
>>4017494
Get me a truth serum.
This order will be used to spike a drink
>>4017551
>Pokes the Kogure-chan hiding behind the martial artist
>>4017510
>Casts defense+
>>4017544
>I did this
NO I SWEAR IT'S THE HEAT FUCK
FUCK
I'M GOING.
>>4017563
Would you take a (You) anyway?
>>4017485
"Patchouli."
>>4017514
>>4017418
I need to be Nuetral in some aspect.
>>4017509
Absolutely. A+ verbiage, Anonymous.
>>4017516
...
>flusters a bit, sitting upright and coughing into her sleeve
I don't know what gave you that idea. But I am Patchouli Knowledge, yes. How do you do?
>>4017544
...I don't fly.
>for reasons I would rather not get into
>>4017494
Do you have a potion that will help me pay attention?
>>4017230
This is my own uniform!
I am an Angel!
And I serve Lady Palutena
I am also the LAST Angel of Palutena's army...
and ironically enough.. I'm the last angel, that can't fly on his own...
and I do NOT like guys in that way! No matter how much fanfiction Palutena writes about me, I do NOT.
>>4017377 (PEPSI MAAAAAAAN)
>The lewd mixture of pain and pleasure crawled all through her body, making her mind go completely numb for a second
I-I can finally see the truth~ I-I want Pepsi... I-I want it so hard...
>>4017390 [Thick Anon]
[That would be great~!]
>>4017436 [Ass Anon]
A-Ahhh~!
>Hotaru opened her mouth although she was well aware that she wasn't going to get anything in her mouth and instead would get something even more pleasurable!
>>4017510
>the skeleton hurriedly stuffs his tzeentch spell tomes and various keikaku notes under his desk
N-no heresy here...
>>4017565
>>4017494
Alchemy is some good shit man.
>>4017611
I would! But no amount of (You)s would ever make me relevant.
>>4017591
>Punches the Nii-chan's shoulder.
>>4017620
Me? Doing more than fine! Thanks for asking, Miss Patch... Patching... Pachou... Miss Knowledge!
>He cleared his throat
I'm well aware that you know about books sooo, perhaps you could help me!
>>4017234 [Hotaru]
That's just what I wanted to hear. I'll fulfil your requests, you dagashi loving pervert!
>He grabbed her by the waist and penetrated her damp pussy, going hard and quick as she wanted. He realised that he would burn himself out quickly if he didn't slow down a little, so he gave both of them some respite by going at a steadier pace
(Turns out I have more time than I thought I did, we can keep going)
>>4017620
Thank you Patchy. Anything else I can do for you?
>>4017634
>there's no Ramune Man to un-cuck Hotaru
What a shame
>>4017544
(Yo, Miku. Where've you been? BeachAnon here; I'm hoping to have a session with you later tonight, if boat boys are a no-show!)
>>4017617
>Nuetral
Everyday I like you a little bit more
>>4017625
The more you deny it the cuter it's going to be when someone catches you on the bottom of a struggle snuggle~
>>4017634
(Great. Thanks for the session and good night!)
>>4017635
For some reason you always struck me as a Nurgle kinda guy.
>>4017646
You'll always be relevant to me.
>>4017656
>Flies a few feet back. Lands in heap, favoring his shoulder. Gets up and tries to laugh it off.
>>4017617
Puns are the lowest form of humor on the planet.
Lawful evil is perfect for you, you actually ERP occasionally and seem to be able to adjust antisocial behaviors when you realize they're detracting from the community.
But you're still Nuefag and thus evil.
im going to fuck the next person who posts
>>4017680
I really should marry you.
>>4017510
>You're a mechafag too
I forgot that for a bit. You truly are the greatest.
I'll keep note of all that you said then! Great things to keep in mind for the future. See ya~
>>4017436
I squirted, asshole! What else do you want from me?
>He growled... which turned in to a squeak as his asshole was prodded.
Eek!
>>4017617
CARLOS
>>4017634
>I dangle a chocolate bar in front of her face
Do you want this?
>>4017495
Ah~ah wh-what are you doing?
>The boy can't help but release soft moan as you tease an lick at his sensitive neck. He closes his eyes and starts to sigh as you stroke his face. His own hand reaches up and caresses your before he sticks the finger a finger in his mouth. His lips clamp down on it and you feel his little tongue tickle it from inside his moist hole.
>>4017513
W-well, I decided that... that was my plan all along! Heh heh...
>Kuu then takes his hand and cups the juices from his face and puts it in his mouth before sucking on his fingers.
N-Now I think I'll be going...
>He slowly tries to head for the exit.
>>4017615
Izayoi-san?
>>4017664
Ms. Knowledge will suffice.
>snaps the book she's currently reading shut
Help with what?
>>4017666
Not unless you have further grammatical errors to be corrected, no. You are free to go.
>>4017697
Tough luck, mate. Anyone else and you may have had a chance.
>>4017703
I wish you would.
>>4017709
I want to hug and kiss this boat.
>>4017542
Hmm hmm hmm~
>Cagliostro was humming to herself, dusting off the shelves of her supplies when she heard the ringing of her door. Turning around, she notices his recognizable face and with one quick pounce over her front counter she springs towards the door and lands around his waist bringing him into a tight hug.
Darling~!
>>4017565
Would you like an elixir to induce amnesia? I'm a cute, little girl who happens to also be a genius alchemist! Why would you think anything else?
>>4017589
>Cagliostro pops behind into the back supply room and wheels out a step ladder so that she can reach the golden yellow, triangular bottle labeled 'Truth' across the glass. She tosses it down into his hands from atop the stairs and pops back up above the counter.
Is that all? Tell me what you're going to do with it!
>>4017622
Of course! There's nothing I can't make!
>She pulls out a red and blue swirling phial and sets it on the tabletop.
This is a potion of accelerated attention that will let you notice every minute detail down to a mosquito landing on a windowsill. That sound like it's up your alley?
>>4017638
Tell me about it! Would you like to experiment?
>>4017468
Papa Bones, you give life to these threads while all we do is shitpost all day and half ass ERP. I love you man, we don't deserve you.
>>4017538
Of course not! But it is a nice perk.
>She watches you for a moment, clasping her hands together hoping you'll do some more tricks. Her stomach then starts to rumble.
Oh i didn't know you were in the circus. Come on funny girl if you're hungry we're gonna have to eat those.
>>4017727
I think I might.
Then consummate.
>>4017724
"What are you doing in this place?"
>>4017724
What if I don't want to go? What if I want to keep you company and make you feel good?
>>4017750
You did it again.)
>>4017724
Self defense.
I'm well aware that Gensokyo can be quite dangerous for people like me, soooo... I'm in dire need of learning how to defend myself from the Youkai who would try to eat me or do awful things to me.
>He scratched his cheek, averting his gaze with a small blush
... And those who would abuse me, like a certain Bridge Princess. Hmph.
>>4017720
Woah woah woah! Where are you going?
>I grab his hips and pull him towards me
You didn't even get what you came for~
>I gently rub my cock against his ass
>>4017751
Then I can kiss your feet, right?
>>4017672
But I'm not cute!
I'm the captain of Palutena's guard!
An Angel Warrior from Sky World
And the hero who defeated The Lord of the Underworld Hades!
I AM NOT CUTE!!
>>4017754
>>4017724
>SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP
>>4017740
I wanna make meth.
>Gets put on government watchlist for typing that.
>>4017680
Kenny, I got plans ontop of plans ontop of plans ontop of my servants plans and still a dozen more I just luck out on and have no idea about.
That and I don't have the skin to worship slaanesh like I planned on.
>>4017747
T-that's very kind of you to say! Thank You!. I just wish I had the Libido to erp more than I do. I feel I could really improve in that respect
>>4017783
>puts up a scarecrow
>>4017772
I-I'm totally OK. That didn't hurt at all. My shoulder's not broken.
>>4017634
>after much waiting, his cock slowly and steadily began to sink into her cockhungry ass
D-damn, you're tight!
>he delivers another slap and grips a fistful of hair as leverage to pound her ass raw
>he begins to thrust in and out of her rectal cavity, using her plump asscheeks to rebound after the peak of every thrust
Urgh, huugh, argh...
>he soon starts to vocalize his pleasure to the candy-whore
>>4017781
Right! You'd have to spend a few hours kissing them though.
>>4017740
I SEEN WHAT YOU DID TO MY GREEN HAIRED FRIEND.
AWAY FOUL CREATURE AWAY!
>>4017782
>Reaching out she grabs your angry little cheeks
The cutest little "hero" ever!
>>4017750
>sticks her tongue out, but neatly lands the vegetables onto the cutting board in front of Gwen
You're the only one who could get away with calling me a clown, I do hope you know that.
>pulls a myriad of knives from her knife block
I can do this part...if you like~
>>4017795
Nonsense, you already provide to the threads enough, you can easily be forgiven on that. With your threads and absolute lack of shitposting you're easily the best guy here.
>>4017610
(Make sure to drink plenty of fluids to stave off heat-induced insanity!)
>>4017669
(Quenching Hotaru's thirst, where do you think I've been?)
>>4017634
>At her beckoning the Pepsi propaganda pioneer pushed her along to the cashier counter and held her against it. He'll gladly give her more of what she wanted, some delicious Pepsi... MAAAAAAAAN. With his meaty rod of justice in hand, he pushed the tip against her sopping wet entrance before forcing himself in with a grunt, successfully filling both of her holes with Pepsi...in a manner of speaking, anyways.
>>4017795
Papa Bones, on the embarrassingly large amounts of anime I've watched, I've never seen Overlord.
Is it worth it? Your optimism and sweetness has made me interested in it.
>>4017740
>He catches the small body at his waist and reluctant to return the girl's hug. The love potion must still be working his magic. For how long, he wasn't sure. He genuinely wanted to return the girl's love, but a small voice of reason in the back of his head said that he probably didn't want to be around when the potion wore off - if it ever did, anyway. But, there wasn't any way he could resist the cute Cagliostro's charms, so he wrapped her up in his arms in the end.
Hey there. What are you up to today?
>>4017795
And you obviously aren't the violent type. So I see what you're gettin' at.
>>4017816
What would happen after that, then?
>>4017754
...I needed some fresh air.
>keels over and coughs into her arm, her lungs clearly struggling
I'll...go home soon.
>>4017764
...what.
>reddens behind her glasses, hunching up into her shoulders
Why would you want to do that? I'm just the elderly librarian, not one of your young friends...
>>4017775
...you do mean magical self-defense, yes...?
>because if you mean physical
>looks down to her limp biceps
>nervous sweating
>>4017783
>coming out was a mistake
>>4017832
Ah, hey! Stop that!
What do you think you're doing?
I'm an angel, didn't you hear?
>>4017737
(I totally didn't sorry about that!)
>>4017448
>He winces as you pinch him, but he tries to answer you none the less.
W-well I um... pleasure men until they you know...
>As he tries to talk you can notice a small bulge growing under his shorts.
Now let me go, I'll leave you alone and we can forget this ever happened!
>>4017778
Eeek!
>He yelps out when you grab him and his stomach start to turn as he realizes what's about to happen.
I-I got enough, now just let me go!
>>4017740
>He set his money on the counter as he saw her grab the serum.
Do you also have one that can produce frightening hallucinations?
I want to get the truth out of someone who isn't honest about their crimes.
>>4017738
Get it while it's hot, I'll probably nap pretty soon!
>>4017795
BONE ME DADDY
>>4017893
Don't mind me, just enjoying a rare sighting of a librarian outside her natural habitat!
>>4017803
!
>Flees
>>4017808
Love you, Nini. Gonna lurk for now if my anon isn't around to finish up.)
>>4017893
Of course! I mean, even if I was Arnold Shahhdahfhahdnegger, whatever his last name is, I don't stand a chance against a Youkai!
>He scratched his cheek
Please, Miss Patchouli?
>>4017418
Based
>>4017924
(All right. Hope we get to play again soon. <3)
>>4017906
>Pisses on
>>4017893
Why not? You're pleasant enough company and I'm not so young myself anymore. Plus you corrected my poor grammar, so it only seems right that I should do something for you in return.
>>4017906
>Lunges at you and tackles you to the ground. Wrapping her arms around you and rolling around before kissing your cheek. She then jumps up and helps you on your feet before leaving.
>>4017906
>gives you a big hug and a kiss on the cheek
You're the best Tenryuu.
>>4017903
You've got enough? I'll just give you some more, a snack for the road~
>I kick him onto his hands and knees before pulling down his panties
Aww you're so cute!
>I give his tiny, yet erect member a flick before groping his balls
>>4017838
I'll keep that in mind queenie.
>She watches as you place the missing ingredients on the board, and goes to fetch the cooking oil from the cupboard.
Oh would you? I'm sure all those extra hands make you a pro.
Also, would anybody like to be a test subject tonight? Cagliostro has a new idea!
>>4017786
Why take meth when you can just drink an elixir of visions and dream you're wandering through a desert on a soul searching journey communing with the wildlife?
>>4017832
Who? I'm not foul! I'm positively radiant! Pure and good! Why say such mean things about me?
>>4017883
Waiting for you to come around of course! Are you mad at me? You're not hugging as tight...
>Her petite face looks up to him with a hint of tears in her eyes. Her hug intensified, straining the small arms to grab at him as much as possible. Admittedly she wasn't quite sure why at this point, but whenever he shows his face she loses her mind. Something could probably be done to prevent this, but she wouldn't want that. She loved him after all, or at least her brain told her she did.
Just running the shop, but not as many customers today!
>>4017904
Hmm...Nightmare elixir sounds like what you want. They'll begin to see unnatural hallucinations such as creepy crawly cockroaches come out of their walls and have odd urges like people are following them. It's awful stuff! Horrible!
>>4017893
"I have your medicine if you require it."
>>4017783
Sakuya throws a knife at the camera.
>>4017418
>(>True Neutral
>(Sounds right, I just want to smut some faes and have fun doing so without drama killing the thread every 5 seconds.
Just so people know if anybody wants the Suzushiro folder (what this brown slut is from) I'll post the link for them.
Anyway, what are we listening to bitches?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
>>4017901
The cutest angel!
>pinches your cheek once more with a giggle
>>4017960
>Waves to her favorite wrestler as she dives away
>>4018001
You raped that mean tats girl. The your dragon friend... She's still sore!... Not that I'd know or anything...
>>4017903
Let you go? But then you wouldn't have learned a thing! And besides..
>He grins almost evilly, looking at the bulge at your crotch
What would we do about that? You know, I'm starting to doubt you've ever actually done this before at all!
>>4017668
[One day anon, one day]
>>4017674
[G'night! Gr8 session M8 I R8 8/8]
>>4017717
Maaaaaaaybe~
>>4017814
>She squealed in delight, the impact of his hand against her buttcheek making her wet and causing her to moan
R-Ravage me~ Take me... I-I'm yours anon... A-Ahhh~!
>Clearly something she has said to several males!
>>4017855
>Her love tunnel wrapped around the refreshing dick purifying her evil insides, her free breast dancing thanks to the strength behind Pepsi Man's assault!
A-Ahhh~! Y-You're the greatest, Pepsi-Man~! Make me cuuuuum~!
>>4017665
N-Nnngh!
>She closed her eyes, gasping softly with the member entering her. Smiling, she shook her ass a bit, lifting it even more to give the male a better view!
Y-You know what you want, hmm~?
>>4017740
>Anon watches the swirling potion intently, tapping it with a finger.
Cool, this isn't gonna make me like a vegetable right? I've seen some bad side effects to potions like this.
>>4017709
What I want...
>he shoves another digit into the initially irate boy
Is for you to REALLY melt from pleasure; to see the brain drain from your cute little skull and to be replaced with a whole lot of fuck~
>at this, he deftly strikes at the oddly shaped lump inside the boypussy; attacking it through his taint as well for an assault on both fronts
>the ship's cannon springs out a steady leak of clear lubricant
Hahaha, look at you! You're practically peeing pre-cum~
>>4017720
Mmm, I'm eating you up, doofus~
>the tall man reaches for the demon-boy's dick and begins to toy with the stretchy foreskin covering his glans
>he then slips a hand up to an erect nipple and tweaks it sadistically hard
>>4017783
Get any good pics Aya?
>>4018001
Because I want cash and meth has brand loyalty.
>>4017846
That's incredibly nice of you to say. I don't think I'm quite up to that level, I still think I can do better but, that definitely put a smile on my skull.
>and will also endeavour to curb my posting while drinking occasionally
>>4017861
Overlord is very good! It gets a little bit of shit for starting with the hole MMO trope, but that only sticks around for an episode or so before the table gets flipped. I would recommend reading the light novels if you get the chance. The anime only covers the first 3 of 11 or so books. I have the fan translations on my mega if you would like 1-9.
>>4017884
Oh, violence isn't the problem. It's that any time I hang out with those khornate bastards they all start staring at my skull and drooling.
>>4017911
>Bends you over onto all 4s using 『PROSTRATION』 and proceeds to use you as a chair, stroking your hair like a villain with a cat as I do.
You must be punished for such lewd thoughts
>>4018035
Would you stop that.
No one is allowed to touch my cheeks....
Not even Palutena, even though she really wants to
>>4018047
>I continue to waggle the chocolate bar in front of her
Then beg for it!
>>4018001
Powerful enough to make them wet their trousers and scare their family?
We got a deal!
>>4018025
>The man comes up and takes the small fairy by the waist, picking her up with ease. And without a moment to waist he sandwiches her against a wall with her legs suspended above the floor and buries his cock deep in her tight little snatch.
>>4017952
Ahn~
>>4017960
Wh-
>The ship is silenced as a blur of peach colored skin and blond hair crashes into him and forces him to the ground, a warm kiss left on his cheek. He's left there in a blinking daze as the figure was gone as soon as they appeared.
A-ah... ehem. Thank you you big cute!
>>4017981
>Smiles a little, nudging in to the anon a little after the hug and chaste kiss.
Thanks~
>>4018025
You're one of the best after all.~
>>4018047
I don't believe you!
>he huffs and halts his thrusting
Prove to me that you are mine and mine alone!
>he demands possessively
>>4018001
>Raises hand.
What kind of new experiment?
>>4017418
I still think the original is better.
>stabs thread in the eye
>>4018097
Oof, what a kinky boat.
>The man steps forward and runs a finger along her soft, piss covered face and smiles. He leans in and places a tender kiss on her soft lips.
Perhaps you have time to play?
>>4018001
Mad at you? Of course not! I was just a bit, um, busy, so I couldn't get here recently.
>Nearly melting at the sight of a teary-eyed Cagliostro, he squeezed her a bit tighter to match her. He looked around the empty shop, noticing it was obviously spic and span from the alchemist's cleaning efforts throughout the day.
Hmm, yeah, looks like you've been pretty quiet today. Are you bored?
>>4018097
You're welcome.
>looks at you, confused at what you're doing
>>4017929
>begrudgingly gives in to the cutie Anon
Well...alright.
>tilts her sunhat down
But you'll have to wait and come back to the library with me. Practicing out here...wouldn't be good for my health.
>>4017956
>her cheeks puff up indignantly, but she has little to argue at this point
...fine. I wouldn't mind at all if you stayed, and...kept me company.
>>4018023
...
...
...
Thank you. My friend. I was foolish not to bring it myself.
>>4018136
Ow...thats not cool, man...
>>4017855
(Shit, I just don't remember ever seeing your card. Thanks for this though, I needed the laughs)
>>4018136
>Jinx moans in the distance
>>4018150
>pulls up a chair and sits down across from you
I can do that. What are you reading?
>>4017988
>behind Gwen's back, the thick buzz of knives flying can be heard
>in seconds Muffet is sliding the veggies into the bowl, grinning to herself all the while
~~~
>>4018047
I went 40 pages into the ラムネtag at pixiv and all I found was this guy. You've let me down, Japan. This little thing will never beat Pepsi Man.
>>4018150
Oh, that would be totally OK with me!
... If you are tired I'd gladly carry you, Princess Style and all!
>He said with a smile
The least I could do if you're going to help me survive!
>>4017982
Ooomph
>He cries out as you kick him to the ground and he gets disoriented for a moment. That ends just as soon as you yank his panties down. The instant burst of air cools his sweaty bottom and he tenses up. Each flick of his little cock makes his whole body shiver and his legs wobble as you fondle his sac.
P-please Mister, don't be so rough...
>>4018039
>His knees start to rub together and his little cock start to poke right out of his tight panties.
D-do about what? A-and I've done this plenty of times before...
>>4018052
Ahh~so this is how h-human feed... Does it always feel so nice?
>He jumps up as you grab his little brown peen and he starts to pant. His eyes get half lidded and his nipple perk up at your touch.
>>4018028
(Not sure if I'm doing a good job, but thanks again!)
>>4018023
>Dodges
Hey, don't be rude! I'll make you pay for a replacement if you break it!
>>4018059
There's never enough good pictures Momoji.
>Takes a picture of him
How are you doing?
>>4018136
What's this eye violence meme?
>>4018025
Hear hear. And I only to plant sweet kisses all over Ribbon's face while she rides me like bucking bronco.
>>4018035
>Waves back.
>>4018047
>His right hand pushed forward and held her face against the flat surface. Justice never relents! Not that she seemed to want him to anymore. Nothing couldn't be solved by the most heroically throbbing of cocks, and his rapid thrusts ensured her tightening insides would take a grinding and a beating, the punishment she obviously deserved for the wanton crime of...previously disliking Pepsi products! Each rapid, unstoppable thrust made his pre fizzle out from the tip, this big busted vile temptress was too much!
>>4018202
Momiji is a girl doge Aya.
>>4018035
I didn't do anything! Plus she's a hero, she'll recover!
>>4018063
Cagliostro is the most known name in the entire field of Alchemy! Spans for thousands of years! How could you not want one of mine?
>>4018048
Oh, you mean my new batch? Drink it up and let's find out! I haven't tried it out yet so I won't know if there are any side effects! But that's what experimentation is all about!
>>4018093
If you like I can also give you a phantom philer to make them think they're haunted by ghosts. It works because it has a ghost essence sealed inside and when it opens, they actually get haunted by a ghost!
>>4018109
Drink this up and you'll find out!
>She produces a churning purple tincture and sets it on top of the counter directly in front of him.
>>4018139
Aww...you should just move in here! That way I could see you every day!
>The alchemist eventually lets go of his chest after having her fill of cuddles. She pulls up one of two large, wicker chairs decorating the front of her establishment just in front of the stained window at the front of her shop.
Just a little...guess people don't have need for potions these days. But that doesn't stop me from working downstairs after all!
>>4018160
(So now you have!)
>>4018204
Some shock ERP where a guy sliced somebody's eyeball and the summerfriends sperged.
>>4018201
(You're doing fine. I just wanna get more traps in the thread hence the giving away folders so you're welcome.)
>>4018150
"I am just looking out for you."
>>4018202
"I would cease any actions you are doing with that camera then."
>>4018225
>not knowing about Momiji (male)
>>4018243
That one of the far left... I want to cum on her eyebrows...
>>4018074
Oh come on~ You know you'd let Palutena touch your cheeks... as well as other places~
>>4018217
>Blows kisses <3
>>4018233
You did a lot of things! Don't deny it! She drank a potion and you raped her... It was kinda hot BUT STILL RAPE!
>>4018202
>Gives a dumb smile for the camera
Not too bad. Sorry I wasn't here to be your date last night. Got a really tasty bone I couldn't put down. You're not angry right?
>>4018225
You mean my look a like?
>>4018070
being punished is my kink
;3c
>>4018264
This.
Who is that chesticle spectacle?
>>4018201
Oh, I'm sorry!
>I quickly shove my cock into his tight asshole
>I reach over and place a hand on his chest, twisting and pulling on his perky nipple
>>4018201
About this, of course..
>In one swift movement, he grabs the hem of your shorts and panties both, pulling them down and exposing your cock to the cold night air, musing to himself
Well I'll be, it's actually kind of cute...
>He looks back up at you sceptically, chuckling
Oh, you have, have you? So the stammering like a scared rabbit is simply an act?
>>4018233
I'll find a way to use it.
>The man set down extra money for the nightmare serum and the ghost essence.
>>4018047
Yeah, I want to fuck you so hard you can't walk!
>Her jiggling rear was enthralling, he wanted to pound away at her and never stop. He pulled her hair as he took her from behind, savoring the feeling of her soaked pussy wrapped around him, groaning as she shook her hips
>>4018189
>covers her face with her novel, beyond red at this point
G-gah...if you insist. But don't expect me to make you invincible, you know. I'm hardly infallible myself.
>>4018173
>the cover looks like a harlequin romance novel
>she covers it quickly and adjusts her glasses
Magical runes, what else would I be reading?
>>4018255
And I appreciate that.
>>4018176
(Sorry Muffet, i got to go. Maybe we can continue another time?)
>>4018264
>>4018243
(Hajime Ichinose-ssu! She's for fun and MONSTER COCK)
>>4018265
A-an Angel should never have such relations with the Goddess they serve! No matter what!
>>4018246
I see.
Why can't they just ignore it?
>>4018233
Uh...
>He picked up the container of the strange purple liquid and looked at it for a moment with a raised brow before looking at her with his curious look.
Ah, what the hell.
>He downed the untested mixture with on quick gulp after pouring it into his mouth and not taking any precautions.
>>4018233
M-move in? That sounds...pretty great, but I don't know about that, Cagliostro-chan.
>He chuckled, taking a few seconds to imagine how amazing it would be to live with the doting little girl - and then a few seconds to imagine the pain and death that would follow if the potion wore off to find herself in a live-in relationship. Would it be worth it? Probably.
Hmm...anyway, what are you working on? Anything I can help with?
>>4018137
*She licks her piss soaked lips and sighs heavily.
Huwah~
Sadly I'm gonna be taking a bit of a break now, been at this since I woke up. Raincheck, shower boy?
>>4018141
It was a friendly nudge, baka
>She ruffles the anon's hair
>>4018305
I don't know. Smutty romance pulp where a librarian gets swept off her feet and experiences a night of passion? Or maybe something about vampires?
>>4018320
>Pisses on
<3
>>4018320
I want to bend her over and pound her thicc ass!
>>4018305
Raising my survival chances from NULL to SLIM is usually a good thing in my book.
>Anon approached the librarian and happily held her with both arms, carrying her Princess style!
Lead the way!
>>4018341
Oh, don't worry. I caught it. I won't forget to tag Hajime next time you bust her out. Just look at that ass. That woman was built to take cocks!
>>4018255
But then how am I supposed to earn my living? I need the money to live maid!
>>4018270
Oh...
>She pulls out the leash she'd been saving for last night.
Why would I be mad?...~
>She rushes the wolf boy, wrapping the leash around his neck.
>>4018310
(Sure thing.)
>>4018358
Well well, that's more then okay.
You need your rest cutie boat.
But I will take that golden raincheck~
>>4018233
>He stops for a second, he definitely should not be experimenting with weird medicine. He shrugs his shoulders, he wasn't planning on doing anything else today anyway. He chugs the potion, letting the vial fall to the ground.
You know what your doing right? I didn't come here to die.
>>4018320
She looks soft and huggable.
>>4018325
But what if she reeeeeallly wants to? I'm one little rub and tug wont hurt!
>>4018320
>Hugs her from behind
>>4018358
Ah. I see. I'll take a raincheck too since I really really really want to play with you.
>>4018305
>>4018255
My, my, what a coincidence we have here.
>>4018201
(Hey sorry, but I'm gonna be gone for like 40 minutes tops. Can you pass this on to Tenryuu and Hotaru?)
>chuckling at the boy's naïveté, he continues to grope at his dick, peeling the foreskin back and rubbing the soft and squishy glans.
Mmm yeah, getting devoured by a Human is one of the most pleasurable acts that happen in our prey's whole life~
>>4018327
Meh. Post-fap boredom I guess? You know how quickly the brain switches gears after you nut.
>>4018078
Pleaaaaaaase~?
>>4018103
N-No, wait~!
>She bit her lower lip, feeling her pleasure coming to a stop for a second
B-But... I got so many fans, I'd hate to abandon them~
>She confessed shamelessly, not wanting to disappoint!
>>4018188
[Looks phallic enough!]
>>4018219
>Her cunt wrapped tightly around the heroic member upon feeling that delicious precum drip in her! Each motion drove the Candy Queen closer and closer to her orgasm, her face pressing its cheek against the counter
I-I'm losing myself... I-I'm gonna cum soon~ Cum inside myself too... P-Punish me!!
If buns bun bun bun.
>>4018380
Cause I thought you had been waiting and wait what is that?
>His tail moves back and forth quicker and quicker with each step towards him.
Is that what I think it is?
>He doesn't move, but looks down in surprise.
Um...Aya? What do you have in mind?
>>4018295
A-Ahhh~! Haaa~!
>With her hair pulled, she arched her back, causing her to release her love juices and coat the cock with them!
A-Anon, you're so rough!!!
>>4018399
All that's needed is a Flandre and Koakuma and SDM would be complete
>>4018360
>looks shocked and outraged
I. Would never. Read a smutty romance pulp.
>...
About vampires. Th-the nerve.
>looks down into her lap
Maybethefirstone
>>4018373
>scooped up like a doll, she sinks into her puffy collar
Nnguh. You're the one who's walking. You should know the way before you offer these things.
>>4018399
Remelia.
Do you guys jave a Symmetra~?
>>4018428
>I gently toss the chocolate bar towards her
Fine. How do you keep in shape with all your candy eating?
>>4018431
oh well.
Who wants their dick sucked?
>>4018392
O-out of the question! I serve her and will always be loyal, but that's simply insane!!
...You're not... thinking about doing those things to me.. are you?
B-because I already said that I'm an angel, so
>>4018463
Well, as long as you enjoy reading it, that's what matters I suppose.
>>4018463
Then point out the way!
Unless your place happens to be that totally not suspicious looking Scarlet Mansion over there!
>The male said with a smirk as he marched towards said place in the distance
>Withing minutes, the pair would arrive there, putting Patchouli back on her feet
>>4018477
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREET
>>4018484
Me me me I do Tewi!
>>4018484
>>4018288
N-no~Hnnngh!
>He tries to grit his teeth as a loud groan of ecstasy escapes his mouth. You spot small droplets of blood flowing along your cock as it start to penetrate his virgin rear. Tears start to form as his tight walls try to push you out and it only gets tighter with the torture you are giving his little pink nipples.
>>4018290
Eeep!
>He straightens out and shrieks as the col air hits hit little member, already glazed in pre-cum.
Y-yeah! An act to m-make you drop your guard. His cock twitches and he looks away. It's hard to tell from his skin tone, but he was most likely blushing.
>>4018416
(No problem).
>He falls back on the wall and starts to wriggle and squirm as your hand gropes and pleasures his cock.
Th-this isn't fair... I don't want to get eaten...
>his lips start to quiver and he looks up at you with watery eyes and pouty fists.
Aah~
>>4018399
>Takes a picture of the scarlet devil
3 of a kind!
>>4018437
The same thing I had in mind yesterday Momoji. Now it's your punishment for making me wait all night.~
>She tugs on the leash, pulling him closer towards her.
>>4018265
You sure you don't want that amnesia potion?
>>4018292
Thank you! Tell everybody you know about the most charming alchemist this side of the world! And all over the world! Because I'm only the greatest you'll ever see!
>>4018333
Wonderful! Let the Potion of Mind Control begin! I developed a mind altering concoction that will make you bend to my will, no matter what I say! Isn't that amazing? Only the most powerful and resourceful alchemist would be able to produce such results! Watch! Jump for me!
>The girl's neck cranes up and her eyes stare down towards him with a haughty smile creeping across. Her finger jets out and points directly at his chest, flinging a minute magical spark at the end of her tip.
>>4018354
Would you like to help me out, love? I have an enhanced sensory potion I'd like to experiment with! Either you could drink it or....well, I could....
>Her hands position themselves behind her back and she sways from side to side, giggling to herself and gazing down at the floorboards away from his caring own.
I mean if you're not busy!
>>4018391
Of course I do, what do you take me for? Anyways you should feel an immense growth in your pants for a moment. I mixed a Giant's elixir with an aphrodisiac of mine in order to see if I could make a male enhancement potion! Well, not like 'immense', but it should definitely be bigger! See? I'm not cruel!
>She jumps over the countertop and lands safely at his side with a bow. Out from her outfit's pocket she retrieves a pen and pokes at his crotch with it.
Any sensations?
>>4018094
>She didn't take him just picking her up and rutting her so nicely, it seems. Not as much as before, her sentences being cut off every thrust into her cunt.
H-hey! W-what's that for! A-at least a-ask first! S-stooop!
>>4018099
Uuuh, thanks! I try my hardest!
>>4018210
The mental image is hilarious. Uuuh, would be fun taking top sometime!
>>4018514
I want to suck off that robot
>>4018477
No.
>>4018509
>>4018514
Then we all have something in common.
>>4018477
>jave
Mexican please leave
>>4018529
Cago...whatever. I need a big fucking vial of poison RIGHT FUCKING NOW. It's very very important.
>>4018431
CANNABIS
>>4018444
>His member twitched as she tightened up and covered his crotch in her fluids. He plunged into her harder and quicker, just to make her cum again just after she had already and truly break her
You love this, don't you? Having your hair pulled and your insides ravaged turns you on, so say it!
>>4018568
C'mere bun <3
>>4018568
Thats nice.
Now get on your knees.
>>4018399
"Ah, Mistress...."
>>4018380
"Then take picture of someone else. Not me."
>>4018305
Sakuya clicked her fingers causing capsule which contained PAtchouli's medicine. "I hope you have something to drink it with."
>>4018587
>Ducks underneath her cabinet to produce a forest green vial labeled with a skull and crossbones.
This good enough? It's sea wasp poison. Silent, but deadly. Slip this in his drink and he'll go to bed and won't wake up the next morning.
>>4018428
>The wiggling Ramune bottle speaks somehow.
Hotaru-chan! You must resist the addictive, oversaturated, oversweet taste of the corporate American product, and return to your roots! Pepsi Man might be big, powerful, rich, and have an amazing theme song, but good ol' Japanese Ramune will always love you more! I can't really please you like he can, but please use me masturbate! I can jiggle around at least!
>>4018492
You're absolutely right. There's nothing wrong with indulging in some...literary wish fulfillment.
>wonders who she's convincing here
>>4018501
>she drops back down onto her bare feet, levitating the door open
That would be correct, Anonymous.
>steps inside, the dark and dust like home to her
Now, what sort of spells did you want to learn?
>>4018516
>He takes the small shaft in his hand, one finger idly rubbing the precum slickened tip
Dripping already when I've hardly even done anything? No, it's crystal clear you are completely inexperienced.
>With his other hand, he grabs your chin again, making sure you are facing him
But, if it is just an act, then surely you will have no problem dropping it now it is clear it hasn't worked, right?
>>4018484
Can I finally eat the rabbit?
>>4018399
Man we're having a smorgasbord of us aren't we?
>>4018526
Woah, now, let's talk about this.
>He stumbles forward directly against his friend.
Be kind?
>>4018516
Wait a second.
>I pull my cock out of his ass and flop it in between his ass cheeks
You've never been fucked in the ass before? You've got to be kidding me!
>>4018485
Oh? I guess I'll take you off the fuck list then! Sorry little guy <3
>>4018529
I.. Don't trust you. But I'm going to say yes. Hit me with something that'll make me forget everything
>>4018633
Perfect.
>downs the whole bottle in a few gulps right there on the spot
>>4018529
W-Wait, what? Mind control? I don't like the sound of this anymore.
>He started to get a bit nervous as a few beads of sweat built up on his brow. After her command and the flick of her finger, he jumped up for her like an obedient slave. Astounded by the fact it worked he slowly backed away from the devious girl while he laughed nervously.
S-Sorry, but I'm late for an errand and gotta go!
>He stumbled on his on feet before catching himself and tried to make a break for it.
>>4018642
Whatever keeps me alive. Probably something that heals wounds or perhaps...
>A smirk formed on his lips, rubbing his chin
... Something that would make the target more willing to my suggestions. Fufufufu~!
>>4018529
Oh hello there teacher! I'm the new apprentice of alchemy if you can remember.
>>4018666
uhh.. wait, you're serious? you're just letting me go like that? ok....
I suppose...
(Satan trips, or should I say Hades trips)
>>4018529
No im not really feeling....
>He stops mid sentence, feeling an odd sensation welling up in his crotch. Anon's lower body quivers for just a second, before expanding slightly. His dick begins to grow and strech, pushing itself against his pants.
Holy shit, its actually working!
>>4018378
(I haven't busted her out since the last time I wanted to play with Nibbles because I've been full Miku mode lately, but you're not wrong!)
>>4018361
Ahn~<3
>>4018365
(Hajime-butt isn't bad, but the bird breasts are top notch~)
>>4018392
(She'd certainly prefer that to the anal pounding promised above!)
>>4018428
>The woman's cries made the soft drink hero pant hungrily for more, his hips pushing forward at piston speed as his free hand took hard swipes at her tights-clad booty. There was nothing more classically punishing than a good spanking after all, right? Each thrust pushed his big blue as deep inside her as he could, his girthy rod prodding against the end entrance
>>4018634
>He grabbed the bottle in mid-coitus and shook it madly before tossing it at the store shelves. That will teach an obstruction of justice!!
>>4018642
Not at all. What's the point of having dreams and wishes if we can't fulfill them, even if they are a little silly at times?
>>4018450
Indeed. I do miss my dear cute little sister!
>>4018463
Hello, Patchy. And what is it you're doing out here? It's quite rare you ever leave the mansion.
>>4018526
>Remilia shuts her eyes and strikes a pose, proudly puffing her chest out.
Make sure I get on the front page, tengu.
>>4018632
Nice to see you once again, Sakuya. How has my dear maid been doing?
>>4018655
It's quite refreshing seeing so many familiar faces. I wonder what fun we could all have here~?
>>4018547
Mmf, just relax cutie~
>He holds her against the wall with just his body as he plows her snatch over and over, grunting each time he thrusts due to her tightness.
>>4018607
>>4018609
>>4018655
(well shit, something urgent came up and I don't have the time to be splitting my focus. Sorry about this.)
>>4018746
I wouldn't mind filling that undead-looking girl with some life.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING S
>>4018529
Enhanced sensory potion, huh? So I guess that works just like it sounds? Hmm...
>He looks away from her in consideration for a few seconds - not to decide whether or not he wanted to try it out, but who should be the one doing the drinking.
I'll try it. We can use it any way you'd like, Cagliostro-chan. I just want to make you feel good.
>>4018746
(I got an idea I might like to try with Hajime.)
>>4018764
Do you think she would fit in here? I mean, you call her cute and adorable, but you did lock her up for all those years. Won't she resent you if she knew you were here?
>>4018746
I hope you know how much I like you, always keeping an eyes out for ya.
>Pissanon
> <3
>>4018661
>He gives a sigh of relief as you take your long girth out of his tight hole. Feeling the heated cock along his pucker and in between his cheeks makes him groan and he grabs the ground before looking back at you.
Wh-why'd you take it out?
>>4018645
Aahhh~y-yeah sure...
>He gingerly moves his hands to you pants and quickly undoes the zipper and button to free your cock. The young devil moves forward and positions your member so that his little penis can rub on it. His sensitive tip rolls around your own spongy head and he takes a hand so that he can jerk you both on at the same time. His face gets adorned with a goofy smile and his nipple perk up.
H-how's this?
>>4018632
But it's not like it's Illegal to take pictures of you!
>>4018655
>>4018764
Don't worry Remillia, I make sure everyone get's their 5 minutes of fame!
You have a thing for servants and the like right?
>She tugs on Momoji's collar, patting him on the head while presenting him to the vampire.
How do I make this bad boy here learn his lesson?~
>>4018632
I always do.
>pulls a juicebox from her knapsack
>always prepaed
>downs the medicine, her lungs calming almost immediately
>>4018695
Mind control. Well, that is doable.
>narrows her eyes
But I would need your word that this magic not be used for malicious purposes.
>>4018750
You're right!
>stares at Anon from behind her book
>looks down, and then back up
...do you have dreams and wishes?
>>4018764
Even I need to get outside once in awhile. Though the sunlight is slowly reminding me why I stay indoors...
>weak smile
How are you, my friend.
>>4018634
R-Ramune-kun... I...
>>4018746
>However, the poor bottle was no match for the sheer power of PEPSI MAAAAAAAAAAN, who viciously was filling her insides with more than a refreshing pounding!
A-Ahh~ C-Cum inside me... F-Fill me up and make me yours~ I-I'll start selling Pepsi in my store, I-I promise...
>>4018478
Sex is good exercise~
>>4018552
[Buh bye~]
>>4018444
Y-Yes~ I love the feeling... P-Please, fill me up with your passion and love, anon!
>She said as she felt her climax approach dangerously.
>>4018746
>The helpless Ramune "Man" flies into the shelves, damaged, but in tact. Its distinctive marble rattles in pain as it comes to a stop.
Remember me, Hotaru-chan! Remember the good times we had together!
>>4018784
(Explain further.)
>>4018790
(If you can wait until Tuesday I'd love to bust her out again!)
>>4018806
(You're the best, pissanon <3)
>>4018830
Mind control? Nah, I was thinking of something like... Stripping a girl's clothes while making them hot inside!
>He nodded a couple of times, trying to look wise as possible
Oh? I shall not use them for malicious intents! Only for self defense!
>>4018477
No, but please be one so you can sit on my face.
>>4018844
(I'll see if I can)
(Trust no one)
>>4018807
Oh my, you're a little slut! You didn't want it at first but now you're addicted?
>I give his ass a slap before hot dogging his ass
Beg for it~
>>4018844
I do try.
Especially for you~ <3
>>4018764
How's it going Remi? Suck out any blood today? If you're looking for fun I have a ball we can throw around.
>>4018770
I'll sink my teeth into you one of these days you damn rabbit.
>>4018810
Wait a minute, I just wanted to play with this ball of mine.
>He tries to escape, tugging back and forth and flailing his head around.
Come on, this isn't funny Aya! Let me go!
>>4018746
Are you going to sit on my face again with Hajime?
>Francis
>>4018830
Do I what? That's not the kind of think you ask someone you just met, you know.
>sighs and fidgets nervously
But not really, not anymore. I just want to help where I can and try to make people happy.
