RWBY/RT Trash General #166: Weiss Wants YOU to Get in Shape edition
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First for fluffy Arkos
>>4008034
>>4008044
>>4008052
>>4008059
I've seen these somewhere before but I forgot, where are they from?
>Neo will never accidentally talk during her sleep
>You will never hear her voice.
Why live?
>>4008086
Found 'em on pixiv
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=16678176
xth for zwei a best
What does /RWBYg/ do during real fauna hours?
[/thisdoesn'twork] besides sleep or fap [/buti'lldoitanyways]
>>4008229
Dungeoneering w/ clanmates
>>4008238
>>4008244
well shit
Some of you rise with the moon. But the best burn like the sun. Beware the big, bad wolf.
Best timelord looking real good today.
how much cuter will reese be in volume 4?
i predict she will be twice as cute
>>4008244
>>4008255
Stop this meme madness you dolts. Before you kill us all and summon the...
Oh god.
Today is the tenth.
Which means the meme dreamers are allowed to post again.
>>4008255
We need more like this and pic related
Can't be mad at how fast the V4 ones were churned out so fast tho
>>4008332
>memers
>>4008281
I predict that Reese will not exist in V4.
>>4008281
Twice as cute as not cute is still not cute.
Better quality
>>4008229
Watch TF2 videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KRG3hMOqM8
What is Jaune's semblance?
>>4008358
RWBY needs more tentacle porn
>>4008667
Character development.
>>4008229
is that Ruby and Sun?
>>4008680
As in he prevents characters around him from getting any.
>>4008690
Or has his waifu turned to ashes to get his own.
>>4008667
Probably some sort of barrier/damage reflection ability, based on the flash in his fight against Cardin back in V1.
>>4008461
If we get to Haven academy, team ABRN should at the very least make a cameo appearance.
>>4008670
Like this?
>>4008667
an inevitable deus ex machina that will make him OP
I can't ever seem to nail webm settings that are just right. Guess I need to compromise.
>>4008914
This looks really cool
Kara continues to be based
>>4008914
Holy shit, this is a mod, right?
>>4008914
>That ending
>>4008932
>>4008914
Yeah, it's just modded dissidia.
Non-restriction version: https://my.mixtape.moe/fpaegl.webm
I had a dream that me and Weiss were part of the Guardians of the Galaxy and Weiss' Rapier turned into a surfboard and she was the new Silver Surfer
>>4009329
Neat dream, better than getting buckshot in your back from Roman
>>4008928
I still don't understand why "VA won't let certain ship happen" is something everyone likes so much
>>4009488
>Kerry the Frog
>>4009488
>>4009799
You fools!
Something wicked this way comes...
So what's this movie about, /RWBYg/?
>>4009799
>all those random belts on his arm
neptune gets worse every time i look at him
>>4010263
StudioFOW movie, a SFM porno with some plot
>>4010333
How do people get off to this? It looks terrible.
>>4010386
Secaz is complete garbage
>>4010333
>>4010403
howl is much better
>>4010606
Not really.
>>4010658
At least it doesn't have weird jello ass implants.
>>4010685
True. But the penis physics seem off.
>>4010729
Yeah but that's a problem with SFM in general, the penis always moves like it's at half mast.
>>4010754
Fair enough. Never really watch SFM porn, so I wouldn't know. I'll take your word for it.
>>4010943
You aren't missing a great deal.
hi everyone
>>4011344
Hello, Penny anon!
How are your Pennys doing? You must have lots of them by now!
>>4011420
Fug, I kinda wanna make a pokemon romhack where everything is penny's
>>4011495
Please do this
>>4011495
why not make a good romhack instead?
>>4008064
>mfw I skipped out on my running day because I was playing vidya
Missing workout days hurt in the longterm
>>4011344
Where's Ruby anon
>>4011734
Were you at least playing decent game?
>>4011420
i have very many cute happy pennys
>>4011495
i would also like to collect pennys
Hey RWBYg No sleep Anon here
Went to bed around mid night last night and woke up at Noon
feels good man
>>4008086
What was this?
>>4011772
HOL UP
>>4011734
Progress requires sacrifice. Just do it motherfucker or you aren't gonna get anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU
>>4011998
Where did this whole 'we was kings' thing start, anyway?
>>4011998
SHEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I DUN FUCKED IT UP MUH NIGGA
MUH DIK MUHFUGGA
WUZ
anyone got a m3u8 link for the new rvb?
>>4012023
Alright
Niggers with there infinite wisdom
Somehow deduced that every person in Africa has Jet black skin(which is wrong)
Ever hear of a thing called the Nubian dynasty?
Basically Africans ruled Egypt for like a generation or two(don't know the exact amount of time)
So some blacks think that they are all descended from KANGZ
Which is fucking bullshit
let me explain
Almost all African slaves were bought from West Africa
Egypt is located in North Africa bordering the middle east
But logic doesn't matter with nigs so the still believe WE WUZ KANGZ
And don't get me fucking started about those crazy fucks who believe that some nigger with a huge ass forehead created white people in a lab 10,000 years ago
And than there is the Black Isrealites
Those nuts are actually so fucking nuts its funny
>>4012105
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/02f96311-dc77-40af-bead-870d7f94eb56/index.m3u8
>>4012187
This is what we get for letting the jews sink public education
>>4012023
Some AoE expansion I think.
cummies for ruby
>>4012257
You mean how horribly formatted incoherent and grammar error ridden that post was?
>>4012278
>Caring about grammar on a Bangeladeshi Stephen Hawking cum tribute website on a board dedicated to pictures and videos of Anal sex with fish from Chernobyl with massive cocks on their heads
>>4012011
RWBY
>Start up Off topic #32
>Michael's in a wig
>They got an ice chest of peach moonshine in mason jars
>Not even 2 minutes in
Oh christ
>>4012357
Proper term is cum offering, dumbass.
>>4012382
This is what we get for letting the jews sink public education
>>4011899
No, it was Runescape 3
>>4012393
Didn't realize Republicans were jews.
Could Octavian serve as RWBYg's "nuclear deterrent"?
>>4012395
Go running faggot
DON'T BE A BITCH
>>4012417
Both are sock puppets. When you stack the deck you can't lose.
>>4012453
Really mixing your analogies there mate.
>>4012508
Right. How the hell can you stack a deck when you're wearing sock puppets?
>>4008332
>>4008430
Meme Madness you say.
Hello RWBY/RT again.
RWBYg
What does R.B. mean?
This is important
>>4012672
Red an Blue m80.
>>4012213
That was pretty fun
>>4012711
no no no
Shooter at Dallas wrote on a wall at Dallas
Presumably in his own blood
Nobody knows what it fucking means
also fuck you captcha
Captcha: 4150 clear as day
YOU MISTYPED THE CAPTCHA
Captcha
>>4012672
it means ROO BEE
>>4012554
Hello, Neonposter! Feeling meme'd today?
>>4012813
Quite
>>4012758
Who what? Link?
>>4012813
I'm quite meme'd up for unfiltered Neon posting.
>>4012836
Delete this, I don't like it.
>>4012836
keep going
>>4012915
>>4012899
There's two threads up on it on /pol/ man
And the Shooter was apparently Honourably Discharged from the army for stealing white wimminz panties
>>4012945
keep going
>>4012945
oh yeah, that's the stuff
>>4012985
It's all I have. I've been waiting for someone to write greentext stories of Neon getting abused.
>>4012945
For every one Neon you torture, five more shall take her place, ready to meme!
>>4012995
you'd think those would be more common around here
what if neon got hit by a truck and died
>>4013100
She would come back from the dead cause reasons
>>4013100
Surely, her aura would let her survive?
>>4013100
You mean what if a truck had to misfortune of colliding with Neon?
Neon might end up a little bruised by I'd be more worried about the truck an driver.
>>4008670
Here, have my favourite.
>It's the 10th
Someone roll subs again
Kangz?
>>4011772
>>4013267
>Wingman Rentacles
MVP
>>4013300
How would you make the reunion make sense?
>>4013267
>>4013306
The colors of the tentacles are Ren's Jaune,s and Nora's. Coincidence?
Ren's tentacles are not very sexual. He focuses on holding Pyrrha's arms and legs in place so that Nora and Jaune can do their job easier. He's a supportive teammate.
Nora is the kinky one. She's going for Pyrrha's anus. She's also a breast person, which is why she loves Pyrrha's big tits. Might be a little envious of them.
Jaune is the one doing the main job, as he tentacle fucks Pyrrha passionately. He's trying to help her stay calm by stroking her cheek. A strange, yet lovely form of Arkos.
>>4013341
I'd first question how she's holding black up with a stub arm.
>>4013368
Anger.
>>4013296
For from this day forward, until the twentieth of July, there shall be no Neon posting by order of these DUBS
nom
>>4013389
Alright, I tried
>>4013341
>>4013404
Let Yang treat Blake coldly at first, saying that she does not want to talk to her. She tells Blake to run away, because it's what she does best anyway. Blake insists on staying, aggravating Yang until she snaps at her. Her eyes go red. She's about to throw a punch at Blake, who then chooses to leave.
Yang gets some time to cool off. She finds Blake. They talk and reconcile, but Yang warns Blake that she has just received her first and only chance.
I want to put a millipede in Weiss's purse while she isn't looking.
>>4013423
>>4013430
Yeah
and I wan to stick the barrel of FAL up George Soros's ass and pull the trigger
But I can't do that
And you can't put a millipede in Weiss's purse
>>4013341
>>4013350
So will Pyrrha get pregnant with Jaune's tentacle babies?
>That new RvB
And so, RT get another big name VA
>>4013666
Hail Satan
Who?
>>4012954
I already knew about the Honourably Discharged thing but I'll go look into it now, hopefully the professional victims an Dindus don't turn this into an armed conflict.
>>4013673
Vegeta.
>>4013673
Derek Mears
>>4008263
Damn, I wanted to post that.
>>4013481
Can't trust that damn cat
Which RWBY would cry the most during torture?
RTX RWBY music panel for anyone who missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SF1HJlwiww
>>4013779
Salem
>>4008064
Where the hell is the old thread? Its not even in the archives
>>4013759
Huh that's cute.
>>4013825
>trash
>archive
>>4013801
Salem bullying is not allowed.
>>4013850
Why not? torture though orgasm denial is the best there is!
>>4013848
>what is cuckchan?
yo when's day 5?
>>4013879
That's the thing, for some reason the thread isn't showing in there either. It jumps from 164 to 166 and there's no record of the posts from that thread either.
>>4013899
I'm told it just fell off the board after hitting page 10. But yeah, I couldn't find it either. Weird.
>>4013917
I guess the new cuckchan isn't as robust as the old desu servers were or something. That's the first time I've seen it lose an entire thread like that.
>>4013951
To be fair, that thread was pretty awful. Cuckchan is doing us a service.
>>4013430
>"Oh for the love of-!"
>A jet black mass was writhing in the young heiress' purse
>It was happening for days now
>And she still couldn't find out who was pulling these pranks
>Someone had been leaving millipedes in places where Weiss would always go to in her daily rituals
>She deemed it had gone too far when it started occuring in her sleep
>Weiss tossed and shook her head to avoid the creeping arthropod
>So terrifying it was almost real
>In her panic she swallowed the fastidious creature
>Weiss sat up immediately
>Her head met Ruby's bunk with a thunk
Alright, I lost interest, feel free to finish/edit
Arkos confirmed for rwby chibi.
Ah, I wonder if xlthuathopec killed herself yet.
>>4014118
No, but she suffers everyday.
That's good enough for me desu.
>>4014118
Ehhhh I dunno if "confirmed" is the right word, more like twisted and made fun of for dense as a brick Jaune is, but at least we got some teasing of Renora possibilities.
NOTICE ME!!
>>4014075
>And then they all fucked
>the end
>>4014198
Very very vocal Pyrrha fan on tumblr. Anything Pyrrha related will have her comments with loud all caps comments glorifying pyrrha to the high heavens. Prefers the non-het ships of Pyrrha and isn't a fan of arkos to put it lightly.
>>4014227
>Pyrrha fan who dislikes her het ships and dislikes Jaune
I didn't know they existed.
>>4014227
According to herself she would make everything yuri if she could.
Talk about autism.
>>4014222
>And then a slimy Grimm octopus squeezed itself out of Weiss' cooch
>>4014210
Even Nora's and Ren's song "Boop" suggests Renora will happen.
>>4014242
She takes it on a personal level. Unlike the others.
>>4014244
Clearly RubyXZweibutt is superior.
>>4014227
If Pyrrha keeps rubbing Jaune's head like that will she build up a crazy electric charge?
>>4014271
>people assumed it wouldn't happen
>>4014285
We have better butts
>>4014318
Still waiting here bud
>>4014307
She would have a stroke
>>4014270
>Weiss! What the hell is that?
>Oh, that's just Jimmy. He's been my pet since two years ago.
>>4014318
Transparent template please while we're at it?
>>4014348
How? I dont understand?
>>4014311
Yeah I'm kinda surprised myself, but there's a noticeable section of the fandom that's convinced one of them is going to die before anything more than friendship is going to happen.
>>4014398
What don't you understand?
Just type her name up google anyway.
>>4014210
Sunflower btfo.
>>4014379
where the fuck did this millipede thing come from
>>4014356
>Weiss pulls down the cleavage of her nightgown and brings it up to her nipple
>It's soft beak sucks on her tit
>Weiss is pregnant with its children
>>4014270
there's a story like that
a grimm tentacle thing goes and fucks all the girls in beacon and they give birth to more squids while being fucked and then they also fuck THOSE squids
>>4014485
It was a forced meme that I finally decided to write because it came up after a while of not being posted
>>4014507
>>4014507
Yeah, it's called Slithering Darkness, good read
>>4014493
Ya had me till ya implied that Weiss had tits
>>4014562
>Weiss_nightgown_screenshot.png
>>4014562
tit = nipple
i wish weiss was more polite
>>4014595
Is it just me or are her legs a little too long?
Wait a fucking minute
Was the whole freelancer bullshit of RvB planned since season 1?
Because E13 S1 Church says that Tex was recruited into it and given the AI
I thought only Bloodgulch was planned
>>4015000
They've said that they only planned to make a few episodes before they realized how popular it was. They didn't even think they'd be making a full season.
>>4014941
No her butt is too high.
>>4015043
Well then her torso is really long
>>4008085
The fluffest of ships, no matter how briny and salty it is at the moment.
>>4015071
They all have long torsos in rwby.
>>4015096
>Those eyes
Nope
You know it's only a matter of time before Salem starts creating humanoid Grimm or Grimm hybrids.
What if O'Malley got into Penny?
>>4015194
>>4015096
The fluffiest.
>>4015205
>>4015194
>Siren grimm
>Succubus grimm
>>4015207
Comf and fluff
>>4015219
>Succubus Grimm
What would that even look like? Just wings?
>>4015096
Don't be afraid of the endless pools of love and affection!
Those circles of perpetual joy and peace are to be celebrated!
>>4015207
The alive-y-est.
>>4015239
>250x313
You're basically posting a big avatar.
Did Monty work on all of volume 3? Is volume 4 the first he hasn't worked on?
So we memeing now?
>>4015248
I'm lazy and don't check shit. Here.
>>4015276
>Not making the cat pun
Goddammit I fucking hate you people.
>>4015237
Wings and horns, maybe different skin color.
>>4015263
Some of his stuff is in volume 3. Some of it is just recycled from previous fights in RWBY, RvB and Dead Fantasy.
Volume 4 will likely be the first volume without any Monty at all, especially since they are now finally dropping Poser and moving on to Maya.
>>4015263
V4 isn't made in poser, so yes
>>4015295
>Some of it is just recycled
I'm assuming he didn't recycle it himself?
>>4015263
From this point on, the most Monty we're getting is whatever he's written that they want to keep.
>>4015219
I remember there being a succubus greentext about Pyrrha coming back from the dead. Thn Jaune doesnt have enough sexual energy tofeed Pyrrha, so rather then cheat on Jaune she seeks out Cinder to kill her. Just as she was about to deal the fatal blow Janes shows up, naked and then Pyrrha and Jaune double team Cinder.
>>4015276
>>4015294
>You will never have your aura sucked dry by a succubus Grimm, who leaves you barely able to walk away
>Never find the map you'd carried in your pocket now has a section of the forest circled
>Never slowly come to the horrifying realization that you're addicted to getting drained and you're willing to take the risk of another journey to that forest just for the chance to have it happen again
>>4015329
Please.
>>4015325
So he did actually contribute writing to the whole of volume 3 then?
>>4015348
Its true anon, but i think its been lost to desustorage
>>4015351
I'd wonder how much was really from him.
>>4015329
I remember that thing. Then they went to double team the girls of the cast cause that produced enough energy. Was it ever capped?
And there's also this.
>>4015329
Yeah, I remember that. Jaune and Pyrrha then go on to double team every girl in the school.
>>4015382
That's exactly what I'm trying to figure out
>>4015391
Luv dis one. Almost as good as the Mistralian Festival.
>>4015347
>You will never betray your own species just to spend more time with her
>You will never do a ritual summoning to open a grimm portal in the middle of town and sacrifice your humanity just to taste her sweet pussy
>You will never hear her soft voice drown out the cries of the innocent as she lowers herself onto your cock and whispers "good boy"
If I kill myself can I go to hell to be tortured by a succubus?
>>4015380
>lost ot desustorage
Welp. I think I have copied the text somewhere (was too lazy to screencap the whole thing). Let's see...
>>4015287
>cat pun
Like meme cat or something?
![[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.27_[2016.07.10_16.58.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XWkoB2z.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.27_[2016.07.10_16.58.12].jpg")
>>4015219
>>4015294
>>4015347
Konosuba has a tavern where Succubi work and offer customized sex dreams to adventurers in exchange for a tiny bit of energy draining.
Could succubi grimm be the key to human/grimm coexistence?
>>4015219
>Succubus grimm
Would be the easiest grimm to kill
>Siren
do they have that bullshit singing power?
There is a way to counter it but I don't remember what it is
>>4015468
>Vale
>Not Vacuo
>>4015566
Say it with me Anon: Through dick, unity.
>>4015565
We memeing meow.
>>4015608
U
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DICK
T
Y
>>4015631
>Earplugs
I know that
But isn't there a thing were a Siren cant attract Married men or some shit?
>>4015662
That seems so remarkably broad that I doubt it.
>>4015608
>>4015690
Well sirens control your dick right?(depends on version os siren)
So males that haven't entered puberty or extremely low sex drive?
>>4013850
Sure it is. I daresay it's encouraged.
>>4015380
>>4015528
Ok, got it. Part 1:
>Pyrrha is alive again. She's a sex demon, but she really can't complain when the alternative is death.
>Jaune's happy she's back, and their relationship is much closer than before.
>But not enough.
>She tries to seduce Jaune, to bed him, to get the dick. She literally needs the dick to survive, her own feelings just make her more determined.
>Her new succubus brain is filled with sexual imagines of her and Jaune.
>Fails at every attempt to sleep with him.
>Her own source of nourishment is to go into the city and sit outside the windows of couples and absorb the residual sex energies that waft in the air.
>How has her life still come to this?
>Pyrrha finally gets the D'Arc
>Jaune can't give her enough semen
>Pyrrha has to cuck Jaune to live
>Immediately goes of to commit suicide by Cinder again
>Just as Cinder is about to kill Succubus Pyrrha Jaune shows up naked and ready to save the day
>He tackles Cinder to the ground and penetrates her Maidenhood
>Succubus Pyrrha feels the intense sexual energy in the air and joins Jaune in raping Cinder
>Jaune empties himself within the fall maiden filling her to the brim with his seed
>Succubus Pyrrha sucks all of Jaune's sperm out of Cinder
>Pyrrha can only get her sustenance by Jaune fucking other girls
>He could never produce enough sexual energy with Pyrhha, but other girls are just fine
>Pyrrha has to live with this
>>4015528
Please anon ya gotta have it dont let us down
>>4015624
A purr-fect pun!
>>4015773
Part 2:
>Jaune and Pyrrha have just gotten done using Coco
>Their bodies are covered in sweat and other bodily fluids
>Coco is a twitching wreck of flesh on the floor unable to speak due to the intense pleasure she was put through
>Jaune and Pyrrha smile before they lay ontop of the helpless senior huntress and embrace each other
>Jaune looks into his now demonic partner eye's they look happy and satisfied
>They lock lips as Coco lets out a groan
>The succubus and her knight then just cuddle and fall asleep ontop of their victim safe and happy in each other's arms
>Ruby would be wondering whats happening and why it feels good. Maybe she would tell Yang about it and invite her to join them next time.
>Coco is left a quivering lump and her ass hurts.
>Velvet doesn't take long to get into it.
>Cinder gets revenge-fucked into oblivion.
>Ruby wonder what's going on and why it feels good.
>"It's just like my fanfiction!" says Blake.
>Glynda is stretched over her desk.
>Emerald doesn't only lasts a few seconds and is desperate to be loved.
>>4014271
Remember, Arkos got two songs and look where that got Pyrrha
>>4015773
Yes.
So if Ruby never swears how would she ask someone to fuck.
>>4015517
>She didn't make you do it
>In fact, she never even really asked, it could scarcely have even been called a suggestion
>Because of that she obviously never promised you anything in return for doing it
>One day, she just casually mentioned that it was possible for her to come visit at your village
>She showed you how to make a portal and then let you go for the day
>There's no real reason for you to want to; visiting her is easy enough
>But each time you go, your will to stay away is sapped bit by bit
>First it was months between visits, then weeks, now days
>All that occupies your mind as you draw the circle is that you can't bear living in this village without her anymore
>Face to the ground, you beg for her to come take possession of you and everything you have to offer
>You're so enraptured with joy upon seeing her when she first steps through the crackling, dark red potal that you scarcely notice the others who follow
>Other succubi, and a mixture of smaller grimm slip through your vision without being noticed as she gently strokes your head and praises you
>When she tugs you into her embrace and promises that you don't need to leave her ever again, a small part of you dimly recognizes that you've given something up that you can never get back
