/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Vampire Lucy (who does not like Justin Bieber) edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 greenlit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
>New Animated Short Coming Called "Deuces Wild":
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Loud House Comic "Lost Control" posted as a CYOA game on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/loudhouseinstacomic/
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Upcoming Episodes:
House Music (Airdate: July 18th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band.
Two Boys and a Baby (Airdate: July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily.
Overnight Success (Airdate: July 20th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead.
Full Episode in English: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_oIDxS0CHxZdklNU3JtNFZuQUU
Toads and Tiaras (Airdate: July 21st)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place.
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
A Novel Idea (Airdate: July 22nd)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
Luanfags represent
>>3988488
NAH NAH THAT'S A MYTH
DRACULA DON'T SUCK BLOOD
HE SCRAP, THEN LICK.
>>3988495
2fast2quick 4u
>2016
>not watching my show
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
I want to tear off her skirt, molest her butt and start humping
>>3988519
Representing
Hey there gravity falls general what's shaking
Why do lola and lana sound like Tootie?
>Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>The other involves Lincoln being a better comedian.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
>Is Reddit: The Character.
>Always goes "Get it?! GET IT?!" like the attention whore she is.
>Looks more like a monkey than Luna does.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
>>3988562
sonic the hedgehog general*
>when you about to cum and they show the dudes face
IM DA GOSS OF THESE THREADS NOW, YOUS MOOKS!!!!
>>3988519
>>3988594
Principal goodvibes be nuttin.
FUCK CHRIS SAVINO
Reminder that Lucy does not like Justin Bieber.
>>3988522
That's also a myth.
Drăculea is actually known for >implying
I think I've lost track of how many times I've posted this
>>3988632
you're right...
she LOVES him
>>3988562
Lincoln is the new fuckboi, sorry Dipper
also if boybox is here, could you make semi-lewds of Lincoln and Dipper? Like playing in the pool or sleeping together in their underwear
>>3988655
lucy hates justin bieber. She hates him. HATES HIM.
>>3988655
dubs confirm
>>3988537
Your shows been shit since2094, get over it timmy you daft cunt breath.
>>3988659
still waiting on this with Luna
>>3988519
>>3988557
>>3988612
She's too pure for this cruel world
>she will never be your girlfriend
Why must we suffer?
>>3988666
>trips and dubs confirm
REEEEEE FUCK YOU SATAN
>>3988659
Requesting a topless mandy and lucy cuddiling.
>>3988666
>>3988659
3 minute draw dude did a Billy and Mandy request for me but I forgot to save it like a dumbass.
https://discord.gg/0S0ljOKFSMrtTxOX
>>3988687
is mandy chubby?
>>3988681
She IS my girlfriend (in my dreams)
>>3988703
What's that website?
Is that a MLP fansite?
>>3988703
Seriously nigga? We gonna do this again?
Marry fuck kill?
>>3988594
>not cumming harder
>>3988703
Are we going to do this again, this early?
>>3988730
Marry Luan
Fuck Star
Kill Mabel
>>3988730
Marry Star
Fuck Luan
Kill Mabel
>>3988730
FUCK Star
MARRY Mabel
KILL Luan
>>3988730
Kill Luan.
Fuck Mabel.
Marry Star.
Only right answer.
>>3988730
Kill Mabel
Fuck Luan
Marry Star
>>3988730
Kill Mabel
Fuck Star
Marry Luan
>ywn be invited to Drawfriend's Discord
Writefag with writer's block here. If anyone has cutefic ideas, I'd be happy to take some of them up.
>>3988730
Fuck - Star
Marry - Luan
Kill - Mabel
(I would fuck Mabel but her show's finale was shit)
>>3988703
AWW HERE IT GOES
Man, I thought we were getting back on track of having decent threads.
>>3988747
>>3988726
Just pretend he doesn't exist
>>3988767
I just have to write one fic. Just one fic and ask for permission
>>3988768
Lincoln is changing Lily's diaper, and gets curious about her vagina.
>>3988766
this makes my peeanus weenus happy
>>3988578
>Lynn
>Grossest character (Farts, and has a bunch of poop jokes)
>Female Jock Stereotype
>Abusive towards Lincoln
>Nobody cares about her.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>One episode, the Space Invaders one, involves Lincoln trying to get rid of her
>Sporty Jock stereotypes: the character.
>Is Facebook: The Character
>Always does sports by herself.
>Has a bean head.
Lynn confirmed for WORST SISTER
>>3988730
Fuck you, i wanna marry them all.
>>3988775
Last thread was way too good so now we have to deal with shit threads equal exchange and all that bullshit
>>3988790
>>3988768
Lola's car breaks down and Lana helps her build a new one so she can compete in a raca
>>3988703
>>3988730
Only answer.
>>3988794
Cant argue with that, That's why Lincoln and Lynn deserve eachother
>>3988794
Uh, okay.
My favorite sister is a tie between Lucy and Lana.
Nice try though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDTX495bgjU
Requesting this but with Luna and Lincoln (especially if there is lewd rock clothing).
>>3988840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXCtsboFVmE
Shit, I found a better clip.
>>3988794
This doesn't have the same impact as the Luan copypasta. Maybe if you add the 50 Cent gif, but even then I'm not sure. It certainly needs some refinement.
>>3988794
>Sporty Jock stereotypes: the character.
>Female Jock Stereotype
>>3988730
Kill Mabel
Fuck Luan
Marry Star
Between a kinky comedian, a boy crazy teen and a Magical warrior princess the choice is pretty obvious.
>No, anon. I do not like Justin Bieber. Even I have standards.
What did Lucy Loud mean by this?
>I will LITERALLY turn you into a human pretzel!
>No that is LITERALLY the worst thing I've ever heard!
>You should LITERALLY text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends!
>You LITERALLY disgust me!
>It's LITERALLY the top of mom's old girdle!
>This is LITERALLY genius!
>They are LITERALLY worse than Lincoln!
>I LITERALLY had to call you right away!
>The fun will LITERALLY never stop!
>If we all start trading chores, it will LITERALLY open up a can of worms!
>Heaven forbid we be our actual, LITERAL selves!
>Coming through, LITERALLY!
>I've LITERALLY been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
>And when she goes, she gets way too excited and LITERALLY ruins everything!
>That is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you have ever said!
>I LITERALLY have an entire wardrobe to pack!
>You're LITERALLY seeing Bobby behind my back!
>We've LITERALLY searched the whole house and nothing!
Eighters gonna eight.
What kind of bending would they all have? I am thinking Lincoln Fire, Leni Water, Lynn Earth, Luan Air
>>3988730
marry luan
fuck star
kill mabel
>>3988882
>Literally the best sister
>>3988888
DELETE THIS
>>3988888
oh shit
>>3988863
>implying the Luan copypasta has any impact at all
>>3988888
IMPRESSIVE
>>3988876
>"YES!! Feed your dark queen with your sweet, sticky love~!"
Something like that.
>3 figures are completely obscured, being led in bodybags to the Loud House backyard
Lori: Miss Leni Loud. I'm in charge.
Lola: He wasn't alone.
Lori: You don't get to bring friends.
Leni: They're not my friends..
Lola: Don't worry, no charge for them.
Lori: Why would I want them?
Lola: They were trying to take your authority. They work for the rebel. The nude man.
Lori: Lincoln?! Get'em on board. I'll call it in.
>Vanzilla zooms through the city piloted by none other than Leni Loud. The hooded prisoners are on board
Lori: The text I just sent to Mom and Dad lists only me, Lola, and Miss Leni Loud here as behaving, but only one of you. The other two got hurt while roughousing.
>Lori opens the van door, and hangs the first hooded figure out of it
Lori: FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN MY VAN! SO.. WHO PAYED YOU TO GRAB MISS LOUD?
>Silence
>Lori grabs a bat and hits it against the car door, as Lola silences the hooded girl.
Lori: SHE DIDN'T LAND SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!
>Lori grabs the second prisoner
Lori: TELL ME ABOUT LINCOLN! WHY DOES HE NOT WEAR CLOTHES?!
>Lori presses the bat against the prisoners head
Lori: LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED REBEL!
>Voice comes from offscreen hooded man
???: Or perhaps she's wondering why someone would beat a man, before throwing them out of a van.
Lori: At least you can talk! Who are you?!
???: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
>In one motion, Lori removes the bodybag from the prisoner
>Inside is a nude boy, wearing a mask over his face made of underwear
Lincoln: No one cared who I was until I took off my clothes.
Lori: If I clothed you, would you die?
Lincoln: It would be extremely uncomfortable.
Lori: You're a big guy.
Lincoln: For you.
Lori: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Lincoln: Of course! Miss Leni Loud rejected our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what she told you.
Leni: Nothing! I said nothing!
>>3988888
Nice
>>3988888
CHECKED
>>3988888
>>3988923
W-was she referring to me?
>>3988914
Luanfags STILL get butthurt over it.
Which is why I still post it.
>>3988794
here's a hug for effort
>>3988859
I always wondered if Sperg and Grim died in that episode as a kid
>>3988730
Kill Mable, don't do anything else because I am not gay.
>>3988888
WITNESSED
>>3988924
Lori: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your "master plan"?!
Lincoln: Crashing this van...
>Lily, Lana, Lisa, Lana, and Lucy storm the van from the street, and plant explosive charges on it
Lincoln: WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>Lincoln knocks out Lori and straps her into a seatbelt, then breaks the seatbelt lock, leaving her trapped
>Lincoln grabs Leni Loud, as the Vanzilla spins out of control
>Luna Loud takes her off her bodybag, climbs to the back of the van, and opens the doors.
>Lynn takes off her bodybag, and attempts to follow Luna's motions
>Lincoln stops her
Lincoln: Sister. Our parents expect one of us to be involved.
>Lynn sits in the drivers seat, and begins to restabalizing the Van.
Lynn: Have we started the fire, brother?
Lincoln: The fire rises.
>Leni struggles in Lincoln's arms, protesting
Lincoln: Calm, Leni. Now is not the time for fear...
>Lincoln takes Leni and follows Luna's escape
>They land safely, and Lincoln presses a dedotnator he was storing in his underwear mask
Lincoln: That comes later.
>The charges on Vanzilla explode, vaporizing Lori, Lola, and Lynn
>>3988938
Depends. Do you want it bad enough?
>>3988888
Nice!
>>3988942
No more hugs Lynn.
Didn't realize that was a Sonic thread.
Forgiveness requested.
>Soft murmuring
>Bodies shifting against the sheets.
>Two different sets of snores.
>They're in there, alright.
>Struggling to calm her frayed nerves, Lori steeled herself, and nudged open the door.
>The soft glow of the moon gave the room a gentle, silvery glow.
>She has to admit, under normal circumstances, this would be an incredibly romantic setting.
>If the writers could pull it off, of course.
>Leni's wrapped all over Lincoln. Lori frowns.
>Extremely close proximity.
>Roaming hands.
>Kisses.
>Whispering sweet nothings.
>And now they're sleeping over the covers, their body temperature keeping each other warm.
>This is the third time she's found them like this.
>The knots in her stomach tighten, and she struggles to keep herself under control.
>She has to put her foot down. She needs to talk to them, make them understand that this is not who th-
>"Leni?"
>"Hmm...Yeah, Lincoln?"
>Clasping the doorjamb for leverage, Lori swings herself out the door and against the wall behind the bed. Her hands glued over her mouth to muffle her gasping, she listens now to the siblings' talk.
>Stupid.
>They were awake.
>She didn't check for synchronized breathing.
>How could she miss t-
>"I need...advice."
>>3988974
YOU OWE ME
>>3988888
nice
>>3988944
I always thought that was the implication. Didn't Billy's dad have blood coming out his mouth?
>>3988576
>lana
>sounds like Tootie
Uhhh, check your hearing
Lola maybe does when she isn't angry
>>3988768
Lori and Lincoln settle TV rights in a fighting game
After Lincoln dyes his hair back to its natural brown color, his sisters try to get him to go back to white.
Leni gets Lincoln to agree to trying a new style for a day.
Lola strong-arms Lincoln into being her escort for a tea gathering with other pageant veterans.
Lucy obsesses when she loses a game of chess to Lynn. Lincoln gets sucked into the middle.
>>3988999
Then service your dark queen.
The trips are a good start.
>>3988888
Well shit
>>3989026
kek
>>3989019
>tfw my two front teeth are vampire-like
Perfect for eating Lucy's dark bits.
I pulled up to the cabin and yelled to the cabin AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and the cabin got scared and guys started shootin.
>>3989068
>vampire-like
Explain.
Lincoln is for buttfucking
>>3989068
>>3989068
Perfect for grazing across the pearl knob of her coffin.
>>3989071
give me a hug man
>>3988537
if Loud House was written like modern FOP
>every episode would focus on one sister at a time, they would very rarely if at all appear together all at once
>the more popular the sister is fandom wise the less they will appear until by the later seasons they wouldnt appear at all
>half the episodes would be Lincoln pining for Cristina and nearly succeeding only to be rejected for a frustratingly superficial reason
>Ronnie Anne would be a qt 3.14 nerd girl but Lincoln would be the one abusing her instead
>the Loud parents would be given faces in the second season but their bodies would look nothing like the originals
>Mr. Loud and Lincoln's shitty school teacher would take over most of the episodes by the end
>they'd add a new Loud sibling or pet every other season
>Clyde would be smarter than Lisa
>Clyde's white gay dad would be voiced by Tom Kenny
>>3989143
>>3989137
>>3989126
nice!
>>3989068
>>3989108
>"A-anon, why are you looking at me that way?"
>"Am I... pretty?"
>>3989100
>Lincoln and Lucy play Vampire Hunter
Have you praised her life today, guys?
>>3989157
Yes you are, Lucy. My duchess of darkness.
>>3989170
I've praised a higher power
>>3989128
No more hugs, Linc
>>3988612
i'd love to make her wet
>>3989187
>"Lay down."
>"I want to show you something I saw on the internet."
>>3989170
Everyday
>>3989251
O-okay.
>>3989170
Maybe I will try and tap into my autism and use a fleshlight while looking at a picture of her. Never done something like that before so I am nervous of crossing that line.
I'll never get why people complain about /co/ just to go over there and spam shit from here.
Does Lynn argue with smarks online?
>>3989193
Me too, friend. Me too.
>>3988730
Marry Star
I couldn't care less about the rest.
>>3989170
i do every day
>>3989274
oh shit bruh that's good
>>3989275
you can believe.....................................that
>>3989202
YOU OWE ME
>>3989262
>"You gotta promise not to tell anyone."
>"It would be really embarrassing if this got out..."
>>3989274
NO
DO NOT SEXUALIZE
>>3989274
This is good, who's the artist?
>>3989311
I promise, Lucy.
Alex Hirsch is in charge of writing the series finale to Loud House, how does it turn out?
>>3988997
Oh okay.
>>3989306
>tfw arguing with a smark rn
>they said rollins IS A GOD ON THE MIC
>and roman took ryders throne
where do you find these people
>>3988990
>Lori takes a risk and checks her phone.
>No messages.
>Wait, no.
>Stop that. Focus, woman.
>5:57 AM.
>Outside of Lori, not a single person is awake between four and six-thirty.
>A dead hour.
>They planned this.
>They wanted the privacy for this conversation.
>"Aw, does my Widdle Wilcoln have a cwush?"
>"First of all, stop that. Second of all, N...no. Maybe. I don't know. It's just..."
>A crush? Maybe there's hope after all.
>"I just...don't know what to do when it comes to girls. How to talk to them. How to impress them. Tickling."
>"Vrrrrnnnn"
>Lori's eyes dart down to her phone.
>One new message from: Bobby <3
>Not now.
>"Oh. Hmm, sorry. I just can't get enough of your hair. Listen, I know what you're feeling."
>"Vrrrrrnnn."
>Two unread messages from: Bobby <3
>Not. Now. Bobby.
>She hears Leni plant a few kisses on Lincoln.
>"Tell you what. I'm free Tuesday. We'll go see a movie, have a cheap dinner. Just the two of us!"
>Oh no.
>"What, like a date?"
>Oh God, please, no.
>No.
>"Not a date. Not really. It's just to show you what to do to impress a girl."
>"So a not-date."
>"Vrrrrrnnnnn."
>NOT NOW BOBBY.
>Lori, frustrated now at her phone, quickly tweaks the settings.
>There. Vibrate's off. Now, what are they s-
>"Ooh! Get me away from here I'm dying !Play me a song to set me free-"
>She turned on her ringtone. Stupid. Stupid girl.
>"Lori? Is that you?"
>OH SHI-
>Don't panic, Lori. Think. What are you doing loitering outside your brother's room at this hour?
>"At the final moment, I cried, I always cry at endings"
>Wait, that's it.
>Lori shakes her head, takes a quiet breath, and steels herself for what she must do.
>>3989274
god damn who did this, its pretty good
>>3989328
>"Alright... This might be a little weird at first."
>"Might even hurt."
>"Do you trust me, servant of the night?"
>>3989318
DO SEXUALISE
>>3989351
Smarks need to learn when to sit the fuck down and stop whining
but they never will
>>3989365
It might be extremely painful for you, but lets do this.
>>3989318
>>3989378
leni is for fug AND hug
>>3989157
>>3989187
>>3989251
>>3989262
>>3989328
>>3989365
>>3989397
You Lucyfags sure want the crown for the most autistic do you?
![[CAN'T WAKE UP].png](https://i.imgur.com/kDIQvQj.png "[CAN'T WAKE UP].png")
>>3989378
SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>3989392
>ywn make fun of smarks with Lynn and Luna
>>3989397
>extremely painful
you must be a big guy
>>3989350
Those two should really stop clinging to each other so much, or people will get the wrong idea.
>>3989397
CONGRATS! You just got vampire'd.
PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>3989420
DO
SEXUALISE
episodes with linc hanging out with leni's friends when
>>3989335
Probably comes out alright since he would probably quit before it got started.
>>3989170
I think that I am in love with Leni. What should I do?
>>3989418
Like if your ultimate autistic WIP pic is not gonna proclaim you the Mr. Autister of/tlhg/, Luanfag.
>>3989440
I'm absolutely okay with this.
>>3989457
Lament the fact she's not real
>>3989454
OH SHIT, YOU'VE AWOKEN YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, SHIT.
>>3989400
>>3989489
>>3989455
Maybe someone here should write erotica about Lincoln being passed around Leni's friends like a piece of meat.
>>3989498
>>3989510
![.Leni [JPG].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/92bn8Np.jpg ".Leni [JPG].jpg")
>>3989457
You should always remember that this qt3.14 is mine. ;)
I'm back to my tablet
I could try some requests
What's going on in my thread?
>>3989509
>>3989539
lincoln on his stomach spread eagle pls
>>3989541
>>3989543
Roleplaying fag just got dunk'd on
>>3989539
I wanna see what your Leni would look like.
>>3989562
>dunk'd on
KYS undertalefag
>>3989131
>Ronnie Anne would be a qt 3.14 nerd girl
>>3988768
Luan hosts a late-night show in the living room (at 7 PM so all her siblings can stay up) with Luna as her band and Lincoln as her sidekick. Special guests would include Carol, Christina, and Chunk.
>>3989539
Requesting this, pretty pretty please.
>>3988840
>>3989439
>Start to go to middle school together
>Linc in 6th grade, Lynn in 8th
>Always hanging out with each other
>Students start to stead rumors about them doing weird stuff with each other just because kids that age make shit up all the time
>Little do they know they're actually right
>>3989539
Lincoln and Lana reading comics together
>>3989587
That's... Actually really cute.
I second this.
>>3989539
this with the loud of your choosing please
>>3989378
There's a girl who looks like Leni is my Spainish class.
>>3989539
This with Luna
>>3988730
Marry Mabel
Fuck Luan
Kill Star
Although S2 Mabel was annoying, S1 Mabel is still top tier, and Luan honking as you are fucking her is unf
And I don't watch SVTFOE so yeah
>>3989539
Leni (or any other older Loud sister) hitting a mf dab
>>3989624
Do you have the one where it says that everything is horrifying?
>>3989306
Lynn is a true wrestling fan, she probably doesn't even watch WWE and if she does, she certainly doesn't like Roman Reigns, and prefers New Japan Pro-Wrestling.
>>3989629
Post pics I don't believe you
>>3989647
t. Smark
>>3989353
Really loving your story and your update rate
>>3989647
>this guy
>>3989629
Pics or fuck off.
>>3989353
>"Beh, Uh? Wh-where am Iouh!"
>Lori drops like a rock onto the carpet.
>"W-why am I in the hallway? What...what time is?"
>"Lori?"
>She looks up. Lincoln's leaning his head out of his room. Worry is painted on his face.
>"Is everything Ok? Why are you right outside my room?"
>Ok, so far, so good. Now for step two.
>Breathing heavily, Lori ties shaking the cobwebs out of her head.
>"I-I-I don't know. I was dreaming of B...Bobby, and then I hear the phone ringing, and I reached for it an-"
>A cool, soft hand rests against her cheek. Despite herself, Lori leans into it.
>"You just had a bad dream. It's Ok. Come on, stand up, let's get you to your room."
>Lori grins internally. Hook, line and si-
>She glances down as she shakily stands up.
>Oh dear God he's only in his underwear.
>She stares at her brother, taking it all in despite her internal screaming.
>He's definitely hitting puberty at full speed.
>He's grown taller, his limbs are getting longer.
>He's got a few whispy strands of hair on his chest.
>He's losing his baby fat. She can definitely see some muscle in his arms.
>His face is becoming a little defined. There's a hint of cheekbone and chin.
>He's definitely lost weight, though. She'll have to talk to him about his diet later.
>That cooling palm lets go and grasps her hand.
>"Come on, let's get to bed."
>She lets him take charge, leading her back to her and Leni's room.
>Oh. Right.
>"It's still Sunday, Lori. Get some sleep, Ok?"
>She doesn't respond to his encouragement, or his hug to her.
>Unlike his hand, he's practically radioactive with heat.
>It's a very comfortable heat, though. Soothing, even.
>A small wave of calm washes over Lori. Despite herself, she feels compelled to do as he asks.
>She simply grunts to him, though. Turning on her heel, she goes into her room and closes the door in his face.
>He'll forgive the rudeness. He always does.
>>3989644
no i've never seen that variation
>>3989647
>Lynn is a true wrestling fan, she probably doesn't even watch WWE and if she does, she certainly doesn't like Roman Reigns, and prefers New Japan Pro-Wrestling.
Lisa losing her shit cause she cant triforce
>>3989717
HOLY SHIT
>Lynn is a true wrestling fan, she probably doesn't even watch WWE and if she does, she certainly doesn't like Roman Reigns, and prefers New Japan Pro-Wrestling.
I've seen my waifus panties, have you?
>>3989717
>that fucking anatomy
>>3989717
>>3989717
>>3989742
Of course
>>3989717
>>3989756
That was a neckbeard smark post, top to bottom, bro. Hope you have sex, luv. Bloody hell.
>>3989766
ZOOOOOOOOM!
>>3989717
>>3989766
WAIT, ZOOM IN RIGHT THERE
>>3989756
its all in good fun, man
I just like shitposting about wrasslin
>>3989792
Can't unsee the anatomy on those thighs though
>>3989804
what the shit is leni looking at?
>>3989679
I want Lincoln to take care of me now.
>>3989717
>>3989804
Lucy loves her Lincoln.
>>3989819
Leni realises that jet fuel cant melt Lincoln's monster cock
>>3989682
Shit. It was a little funny.
I'm considering making my content exclusive to Discord guys, what do you think?
>>3989867
cell never in his life posted via phone
>>3989679
Kinda wish I could use italics or bold for this.
>Keeping up appearances, Lori goes to her bed, sits down, and counts to thirty.
>At thirty, she gets up and almost runs to her door. She cracks it open, peering out down to Lincoln's room, straining her ears to pick up the conversation.
>Something.
>Anything.
>Even though his door is still wide open, she barely pick anything up.
>Only snippets of their plans on Thursday, pretend something, act something else.
>Forget it.
>"Ooh! Get me away from here I'm d-"
>In a flash, Lori's phone is in her fist, about to be slammed into the wall at relativistic speed.
>She stops. Then looks at the phone.
>"Bobby <3"
>She blankly stares at the screen.
>Play me a song to set me free,
>Nobody writes them like they used to
>So it may as well be me!
>She sighs. She swipes the green icon, and raises the phone to her ear.
>"Hello?"
>"Babe! It's me, Bobby!"
>"Bobby, hey," she replies, realizing just how dry her throat's been.
>They had a fight a couple days after that trip. Four days without talking to each other, that's a record.
>But he comes crawling back, asking for forgiveness. Like always.
>They arrange a meeting later today. After work, Lori will meet up with Bobby and go see a movie, then do whatever comes next.
>Finishing the call, Lori slumps against the door, sliding down until she's firmly on the carpet.
>She could smell her all over Lincoln.
>Her perfume.
>Her shampoo.
>Her scented lipstick.
>Her skin.
>A flash of anger passes over her, before quickly dying out.
>He should have come to her.
>She should be the source of advice.
>Now, jealousy wells up in her. Grimy, poisonous jealousy.
>She's the oldest. She knows the most about dating.
>Hell, Leni has only been on one date in her life. And after that crisis, Lori's took it upon herself to screen potential suitors, for her own safety.
>A lot of people at school know she's not exactly a genius. A lot of people would gleefully take advantage of that.
>>3989867
>>3989867
>image.jpg
Nice try fag
>>3989881
I just got a phone recently.
>>3989539
Lynn and Lincoln kissing at a baseball game on the kisscam
>>3989897
Yeah, sure
>>3989881
>>3989897
Whoops, forgot my image.
>>3989897
A cell-phone?
>>3989900
thanks for making it transparent
>>3989539
Lincoln getting sucked into and eaten by Lynn's hair.
>>3989867
Ok, go make a blog about it and drink bleach.
>>3989582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE
>>3989867
c'mon, Cell doesn't phonepost you doublenigger
>>3989924
>not Lincoln eating Lynn's bean head
>>3989905
he also never posted using fan art of cell, almost always used gifs from the show
