ERP thread
surprise penis edition
old and busted >>3962451
>Traps
>>3968069
That's an odd suggestion but alright.
>>3968076
Oh, kek.
>>3968161
I like the way you think.
Sorry that I killed the threads mentioning xeno hymens.
Odds shitpost
evens vidya
dubs and I act like a dumb whore and work some dick.
>>3968268
Whelp my doubles curse is over
>>3968067
>just an odd thought fucking one
That's the appeal.
>scary monster
>give it your dick
Kinky shit.
>>3968230
(You should know by now the only good tastes I have is for food. But yeah, there's tons of bugs. There was that wasp last night, K-cup's moth, there are tons of cute monmusu ones, there's stuff like a D&D thri-kreen. Possibilities are endless on the entomological front.)
>>3968293
>that thread in /a/
were you there for that?
>>3968268
Reroll?
>>3968268
Dubs assist
>>3968301
Okay, you strange perv. I think I might stick to Rek and Wraith for right now but I'll try to keep xeno queen in my head.
>>3968302
Japan is fucking weird.
Why aren't you lewding?
>>3968293
(This definitely applies to me)
>>3968230
Getting crushed with dat ass, as well as having a more manageable monster to fug does sound nice~
>>3968523
>they are actually girls
Triggered.jpg
we talking bugs?
>>3968523
>heavy breathing
(Seriously, what's the explanation for this phenomenon? Even my normie friends have a form of this affliction)
>>3968594
I didn't even think about 63 Khazix. That's a great idea!
>>3968594
I swear if we get more Moe voidlings my balls will never stop hurting from being empty so much
>>3968523
I want to impregnate their boipussies
>>3968609
>>3968615
Femzix doesn't have much art though.
I think femgar has more.
>>3968622
Silly anon! Boys can't get pregnant!
>>3968579
(Friday funday!)
>>3968588
(I mean they're cute as girls too. But petition kancolle to change their genders)
>>3968606
(I think it's that you and your friends are flaming homomen with repressed sexuality. But that's okay because we're both adorable!)
>>3968594
>(more league)
(dota gets no love)
>>3968622
(There's no womb back there!)
>>3968523
Fucking headcanon
>>3968642
>(There's no womb back there!)
That won't stop me
>>3968642
League has best girls.
Including some of the males.
>>3968642
I'll overlook you playing with little boys in spandex on one condition!
Iowa! Join me in my quest to conquer Dota!
Together we're unstoppable!
AHAHA!
>>3968642
>tfw no Lina
>>3968642
Who would you suggest from Dota 2? Honestly, there isn't much that catches my eye besides a few of the heroes.
>>3968642
(It will be! I've got some serious baking to do tonight!)
>Lost kitten wanders into the thread
*Meow*
>>3968642
Their character designs almost seem like they were males in conceptualization. Probably all just in my head.
(I'm sort of the "barely-closeted bi dude" in my group that says it straight up. The others I can't see being gay or bi. They're all pretty much stereotypical heterosexuals)
>>3968523
>>3968642
>gets yous just posting a random ooc comment
be popular less
>>3968190
>Steals candy
>>3968743
>Posted in wrong thread
Oh well may as well be cuddly here
>>3968743
>pets the kitty.
>>3968745
If it's as cute as a girl who cares if there is a penis?
>>3968753
>Gives (You) to the cuteryuu
>>3968753
Cuteryuu!
>>3968767
Dubs or 7 and I erp, praise lord kek.
>>3968741
>Bullies out of shower.
>>3968753
>gives (You)
>>3968782
Dubs have abandoned me.
There is no solace left.
>>3968791
Return to darkness
>>3968798
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
>>3968767
>The kitten begins to purr softly as it curls up onto Tewi's lap
>>3968657
I'd also a FemGar
>tfw no reverse traps
>>3968791
Or you could start making your own choices, you nignog.
>>3968816
FemGwar
>>3968642
The thread you were playing in the other day didn't archive for some reason, I the second half of our session. I remember where we left off but I really liked it, wanted to save it
>>3968646
(Blame fanart!)
>>3968653
(Eeep!)
>>3968657
(Well they are designed with anime and porn of said characters in mind so it's no shock. And I'll fight you if you don't think Winter Wyvern is best waifu!)
>>3968669
(I don't want to conquer anything but perverts hearts!)
>>3968687
>(tfw no Luna)
>>3968697
(Luna, Lina, CM, Tresdina, Krob, TA, PA, WR, all good. I'm sure some sick fuck could do phoenix or wisp or spectre or something else)
>>3968700
(What do you have in mind, sir?)
>>3968745
(Sounds like you like the feminine penis aspect! I mean, you get one less hole in exchange for an infinitely better tool and you even get to avoid all the bitching and nagging that comes with women! Not to say that Iowa would do that, she's just to lovable!)
>>3968753
(Love you too swordboy!)
>>3968767
(Young straight dudes because they are scared of penises that aren't their own)
>>3968831
One of these days you should let me fuck the fuckboys.
I already ravaged a bit of regular pussy but I have yet to try boipussy.
>>3968824
If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades
>>3968819
Our doubles, Who art in post number
Hallowed be Thy count;
Thy shitpost come,
Thy claim be done,
on /trash/ as it is in /b/.
Give us this day our daily thread,
and forgive us our bannings,
as we forgive those who meme against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from SJWs. Gaymen.
If dubs I do anal!
>>3968190
>pinches cheeks
>pulls them hard
(That you, HotaruAnon? CuddlesAnon here, from last night)
>>3968831
(No. Like actual baking. I'm gonna be spending the night making banana bread for a picnic tomorrow. And probably still being a derp here.)
>>3968851
>MOTORHEAD
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
>>3968773
>Throws Lloyd's Talisman
>>3968779
Go back to work
>>3968788
I don't want your pity, shower me in your hot memes instead
>>3968831
You better!
>>3968754
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
>>3968858
OWWW, RUDE.
[It's a me, Hotaru. Just posting non-lewd stuff atm.]
>>3968871
But I AM working, it's just data entry right now
>>3968825
Whatever. I don't do LoL, but I'd do that.
>>3968871
>Mimic jack in the boxes a human form, hugs the ship and leaves
>>3968831
>feminine
>penis
(I just love dick in general. A cute face and a soft body are just icing on the cake. A combo of the best things from both sexes! What's not to like? And there are just so many more ways to play with a cock compared to a pussy, anyway.)
I am the dubs of my post
Repeating digits are my hobby and bale is my reaction
I have checked over a thousands dubs
Unknown to mods nor known to shitposters
Yes these hands will never posts a flawless repeat
So as I post,
UNLIMITED DUBS WORKS
>>3968938
No dubs for you.
Again.
>>3968938
Well guys, this is it
my time has come
my numbers ups.
The dubs have forsaken me.
Farewell.
>>3968955
Oh shit niga
>>3968955
You planned this
>>3968890
>while her mouth is open, he shoves roasted brussel sprouts in her mouth
You need to start eating healthy, Hotaru-chan~
(That's cool with me)
>>3968955
>massags your digits
>>3968955
>keep trying to get dubs
>fail
>'The dubs have forsaken me.'
>dubs
kek
>>3968955
Dance then, wherever you may be
I am the Lord of the Dubs, said He!
And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be
And I'll lead you all to stick your dicks in me!
>>3968963
>>3968974
I wish I planned this.
>>3968992
I want to stick my dick in you while you're in my lap playing vidya.
>>3968826
(That's alright, if you remember the gist I'm fine later on though!)
>>3968839
(These sailors are ready and willing to serve soon! Promise!)
>>3968861
(Pfft, of course. I wouldn't let you near the twins anyways)
>>3968871
(How can I show love?)
>>3968930
(That's because the penis is God's gift to the world! Pussies are beautiful but boring, cocks are a true toy!)
I got my dubs, now where's the dick?
>>3968976
>Feeing Hotaru healthy food? What a cruel, cruel man!
Hmmphh!!!
>She pulled the disgusting food out of her mouth
T-That's awful!
>>3969059
>(These sailors are ready and willing to serve soon! Promise!)
I'm a patient man, don't worry~!
>>3969060
Spread those cheeks.
>>3969054
Ha, I bet you wouldn't even be a distraction.
>>3969060
That butt looks so plump and jiggly
>>3969059
(Good! I wouldn't go near them. They get swamped anyways!
>sticks out tongue)
>>3969059
Yeah, I remember where we were. I'm not stopping with those two tonight until you need to pass out. Which probably won't be long since the write thread's gonna be on top of you anyway
>>3969088
I'm sure you're good at keeping your voice down, even if you do have a thick cock pounding away at your holes, anyway.
>>3969059
(Amen, brother. Amen.)
(Just wish I had a real dick to play with right now...)
>>3969060
I got one right here!
>The male approached Vivian from behind, hands reaching for her butt
>>3969106
>write
whole*
Mobile posting sucks, back to work
>>3968890
YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER
>>3968955
FUCKING GRAVELGRATERS STEALING OUR DUBS.
>>3969069
>the man shakes his head disapprovingly
Well, you've got two choices, sweetie.
You either start cutting back on the junk food...
Or...
You start an excerise regiment!
>nodding to himself, he dramatically points his finger at her
DROP DOWN AND GIVE 20, MAGGOT!
>his lips quivering upwards into a goofy grin
>>3969167
LET'S GET TO BASHING BUTTS AS WELL DEEZ NUTS
>>3969060
just one question.... who are you?
>>3969059
By not forgetting me in your (you) fest later today while I'm busy not having fun.
>>3969188
I think I'm in love
>4 people
Thought it was fucking dead.
>>3969087
>Vivian places her hands on her ass, her face resting on the floor for balance as she slowly spreads her cheeks giving a clear view of her hole and her pussy for a moment before she releases and the soft flesh of her ass jiggles back into place.
You didn't say for how long you pervert.
>She scoffs holding back a giggle.
>>3969092
Butts are like that anon, never seen one?
>>3969107
Maaaaybe.
But I swear to fucking god if you move me too much and make me fuck up I'll scream down your ear.
>>3969129
>Vivian James sighed and turned to look at the man and his ominous approach.
Penis inspection first fuckass.
>>3969179
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
>>3969195
Vivian James.
/v/'s daughter.
>Why am I doing this....?
>>3969182
Y-You can't make me! You can't make me! You're not my mom or dad!
B-Besides, who are you calling a maggot!?
>She glared daggers at the male
Jerk!
>>3969211
Anon?
>>3969213
>Goes home
>Writes scathing tumblr posts
>Posts dox on twitter
>>3969213
Fine, fine.
>The anon sits on the floor Indian style, unzipping the seam of his pants, and letting his member just hang out freely.
I'll try to move steadily, but you've gotta stop clamping down, it only makes me wanna go faster you fucking nerd.
>>3969242
Because you're a sick fuck.
>>3969213
Hey! Watch that language! Hrm...
>Despite her insult, the male reached for his pants, undoing them to reveal his erect manhood to Vivian
Inspect away, sweetheart!
>>3969245
I just want to say...
I LIKE YOUR AAASSSSS
>>3969242
(Because it's something exciting?)
>>3969213
>He claps at the display she put on for him, even if it didn't last very long, all he needed was just a glimpse and the important part is that her ass was still on display for him.
That was good enough for me. The great thing about being a pervert of my level is that you don't need much to get going.
>He snarks while unbuttoning his pants, the faint sound of a zipper being pulled down can be heard before she heard and felt the fleshy slap of his cock landing between her cheeks.
Appreciate it if you stayed like that for a while though.
>>3968831
I want to read books with Winter Wyvern.
>>3969311
And Death Prophet?
>>3969330
Her and I both want to die.
>>3969245
Can't make you, huh?
>he shrugs
Yeah, I guess I can't make you. Aww shucks!
>he makes an exaggerate gesture of disappointment, then grins
But I caaannn "encourage" you...
>smirk
Hotaru, how much candy did you have in your secret stash~?
>his face contorts into a coquettish smile
>Captcha: select the candy
>>3969365
...!
>Her heart skipped a beat at the mention of her secret stash
You wouldn't possibly DARE TO TAKE AWAY MY CANDY YOU MONSTER!!!!
>>3969258
Why are butt pirates butt pirates?
Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE butt pirates.
>>3969249
>(indian style)
(It's lotus fucknut)
>She slowly eases herself down, her ass sliding against the anon until his penis is tucked tightly between her thighs, the head poking out below her navel.
You didn't say which hole so you can make do with something improvised.
>Grabbing her Nintendo 3DS XL™ Vivian turns it on and selects Monster Hunter 4U from her list of games downloaded onto it.
>She's a longsword fag and goes straight into the G rank multiplayer lobby.
>>3969256
>The girl grasps his penis roughly in one hand while she grasps a stylus and pokes and prods at the shaft in multiple places, giving loud opinionated hums all the while with a stern look of concentration on her face.
>>3969302
>She lets out a long agitated sigh and shifts her head a little trying to get more comfortable.
Whatever, I signed up for this with the dubs thing.
>The flesh of her ass is pliable and soft against his shaft, expertly crafted by hours of sitting around playing videogames undisturbed.
>>3969409
U-Uh?
>The male raised an eyebrow as Vivian examined the meat, placing both hands on his hips
Do you even know what you're doing? A-And don't try to jam that stylus anywhere!
>>3969392
Because we be butt pirates, matey. Arrgh!
>>3969392
>he laughs hysterically for a moment, before going straight-faced
Nah, I'm just playing with ya.
Snrk.
>pausing for dramatic effect, his composure breaks
Double-psych! Y-you should see the look on your face!
>wanting the immortalize this golden moment, he whips out his phone and snaps a few pics
T-there!
Tell you what, if you can do 20 push-ups right now, I'll give you back your "precious candy".
But...
If you can't, I get to keep your WHOLE stash!
I'm sure my little siblings will just LOVE it!
>he starts cackling madly
>>3969409
>With just the right movements he manages to slide between her cheeks, letting out a soft 'wew' sound when he feels the pressure against his shaft. Instead of fucking her, he's opted for hotdogging first. His grip is tight so that she's kept steady, but his thrusts still cause her face to rub along the floor each time he pushes into her.
How you holdin' up down there sport? Need a pillow? Or a video game?
>>3969409
(Well fuck, learn something new everyday.)
I GUESS!
>He sighs, bringing his hands around to the front, resting on her pale thighs and slowly, gently thrusting upwards, trying to form a steady rhythm as the girl plays rehash: the series. Her thighs are soft, and plump, having them squeezing around his cock was almost, but not quite, as good as using one of the gamergrill's holes.
If you manage to die, I get to stick it in your ass, though. Your thighs can only satisfy so much!
>>3969392
Report back to the thread as soon as possible.
We'll bang ok?
>>3969496
>letting out a soft 'wew' sound
>>3969484
D-Don't you ever DARE to give my sweets to those little devils, anon!
T-That's my stash! Mine!
>Head temperature rising!
Guhhh... M-Make it 10!
>>3969528
GET YOUR GROOVE ON, SOLDIER.
THESE BOYS WORK HARD AND PLAY HARDER.
>>3969528
Commander Shepard!
>>3969428
>She tucks the stylus away in her mouth, teeth gently gnawing at the handle.
Do I know what I'm doing?
Not yet.
>She runs a finger along the underside of the shaft gently flicking it upward as her finger passes the end.
I don't read manuals and I skip tutorials, I just learn the controls as I go.
>>3969496
Nah, I think I'll just go to sleep.
>The redhead sighs and closes her eyes, her hair dragging under her face as she is pushed along the floor while her plump flesh jiggles around his self serving efforts.
>>3969503
>Vivian continues playing the game but seems to have taken the challenge of her dying leading to anal in the most malicious way she could.
>She isn't aiming to complete hunts, just grief the fuck out of any party members she gets. Intentionally staggering the three other hunters as monsters charge toward them, failing the hunts as they each get KOd and getting kicked from the party, always ensuring her own safety.
>Meanwhile in the real (roleplay) world her cruel smirk is reflected in the screen and with each party member taken down she bucks her hips a little herself, grinding his shaft against her smooth pale skin.
>>3969580
15; final offer.
You can do it honey; I believe in you!
>he offers patronizing support for what is most likely impossible due too her gluttonous diet and... Top heavy figure
>Mememagic kicking in.
I should actually work on my moonman folder.
>>3969700
>mentions meme magic
>gets dubs
Woah
>>3969657
W-Well, just make sure to be somewhat careful, alright? This is my dick we're talking about!
>His member twitched at the touch of Vivian's fingers. Skilled fingers, most likely, due the amount of vidya she played.
>>3969657
>The anon watches in horror as she shatters any chance of his previous proposal happening, gritting his teeth as she turns her head towards him with a wicked grin and an aura of defiance. To add insult to injury, her slow, sensual grinding against his member between her thighs only makes it harder to maintain the steady pace he'd started up, his upward motions now becoming more erratic.
>>3969673
B-But...
>Hotaru groaned and whined, not unlike a little girl, before finally giving into his commands, placing herself on the floor and doing her very best to do push-ups
>Her fat breasts pressed against the cold wooden floor, sending chills up her body
The thing I do for candy... One... Two... Three...
>However, before reaching the push up number 4... She collapsed on the floor, panting
A-Ahh...
>>3969774
LET ME SEE YER WAR FACE!
Hey Rek'awaii how do you feel about being vored?
>>3969657
>He blinks a few times, wondering if it was possible for her to actually fall asleep like this. Luckily for him, that kind of thing was also his fetish, so he decides to keep up his pace, waiting to see if she'd actually pass out before escalating things.
>Leaning over just a little, he tries to catch a glimpse of her face to see if she actually was sleeping. Of course it was impossible to tell with all that hair in the way, so he opts to just operate under the assumption that she was sleeping and stop hotdogging her, spreading her cheeks himself to get a good look at the holes she put on display for him earlier.
...You mentioned something about anal earlier, right?
>He asks while pressing up against her asshole, testing the general tightness a bit. As much as he'd like to just force his way in there he'd risk waking her up, assuming she was sleeping, so he takes it nice and easy, slowly, but surely managing to fit the head of his cock in there to start.
>be in hospital for eye surgery
>phone bound until friend can bring my laptop tomorrow
>can't fap unless I sit up, which is painful because of the strain on my IV.
This is the worst. Sorry for having to hear my blogging. I just wanted someone to hear my predicament.
>>3969774
>seeing her fail so early on was hilarious to man
Ahhh come ooonnnn~
I thought candy was your passion!
Your lifeblood!
>smirking, he decided to humiliate her even further
Alright, 10
>he holds up two outstretched palms to signify
But you have to start over! I want them all at the same time!
>pondering, he decided to "sweeten" the pot
Do this, and I'll even throw in a bag of Lindt truffles!
(You still want to keep going non-lewd? I'm in no rush, just want your opinion)
Rachel pls.
Going through lolidom withdrawl
>>3969869
If I could, I'd go under the sheets and give you a nice loving blowjob.
>>3969722
>Tightly she looped her thumb and forefinger around his shaft, slowly pumping him back and forth while her other hand reached under him and cupped his sack, fingers delicately dancing against his orbs.
Yeah, your dick.
Not mine, why should I care about it?
>>3969750
>Her genocide crusade continues, many hunters fall against her backstabbing ways, so many that she is spending more and more time in loading screens and the brief moments of respite fill her with short moments of boredom which she chooses to relieve by briefly toying with the head of the mans cock, her fingers tracing his glans and frenulum until she once again has control.
>>3969864
Yeah sure, whatever.
>She grumbles in response, however it is unclear just how alert she is because she shortly begins snoring faintly even as his shaft spreads her hole open.
>>3969846
You...want to eat Rek'Sai?
>>3969870
[Being lewd requires my braincells to focus on the task at hand by 100% and right now I'm multitasking. Later sounds good? :3]
Y-You are the worst!
>But the idea of even more candy drove her to try her best!
One... Two... Three... F-Four....
>>3969944
B-Because... Y-You're a nice girl who is considerate with the dicks of others?
>He smiled somewhat nervously but with hints of pleasure all over his face thanks to her touch
Nnng...
>His cock twitched in response to her caress, eager and wanting
>ror
>>3970013
Lucina?
Send help
>>3969944
>This was a mistake! He should have known she'd turn his wager into, yet another, competition. The man bites down on his lower lip as Vivian toys with his swollen cock head, fidgeting beneath her as she takes pleasure from his all of control in this situation. Even still, hehe sweat between the two of their bodies made things feel even better for the anon, his cock rubbing between her slippery thighs, coupled with a nice view of her bubble butt. It wasn't all bad, really.
W-Why do you gotta be good at every fucking game, you nerd?
>>3970039
>tfw no SHIROBAKO qts to corrupt into complete sluts
>>3970069
[We'll see about that eventually. Maybe.]
[ t. Hotaru]
>>3970083
Waiting warmly, even if you decide not to.
>>3970083
>t. Hotaru
The lowercase t is for memes, if you actually want to use that as a signature then use a capital t.
T. Anon
>>3968513
I just got home tho
>>3970083
Hotaru?
>Coconuts
>>3970151
Coconuts?
>Saya
>>3970011
>His words only brought a smirk to her lips as she sinks her full grip into his shaft, almost painfully tight as she begins to mercilessly pump him back and forth.
Considerate? That's loser talk, everything is a game and I play to make people lose.
>>3970057
What do you mean? Every hunt is ending in failure just so I win a bet with you.
>She starts to grind her hips left and right as she squirms her legs against each other, flesh enveloping and rolling over his cock and practically crushing him.
All those poor people you're screwing over by challenging me, you're going to have to apologise a lot.
>tfw no one wants to do a glory hole RP with me
I always wanted one ever since I saw it used in that one incest manga.
>>3969936
Lolidom?
>>3969997
There you go!
>wanting to tease her further, he decided to give her a small taste of what she could win
Here's some more encouragement for you~
>unwrapping one of said truffles, he breaks it in half and offers it near her mouth
Say ahhhhh~
(Alright, looking forward to it!)
>>3970193
>Gasping, the male almost reached for her hand but the pleasure was greater than any pain inflicted on his member
Y-You're way too harsh, Vivian!
>He protested, feeling his punished "Venom" meat snake being stroked by the gamer girl
L-Licking would be really good by now!
>>3970214
We used to have a glory hole anon who was always fun to watch play. Avas would go anon and give hints as they played with him, only revealing who they were at the last minute. Go for it, you can be the next glory hole anon!
>>3970237
.....
>Hotaru closed her eyes and opened her mouth, lifting herself from the floor with some effort
Aaaaaah~
>>3970127
>Not being a master memer all day err day
git gud kid
[jk, <3]
>>3970114
[We'll see~]
>>3970279
>that one time Kawai sucked off the glory hole guy
diamonds
>>3970279
You mean DD?
I think he came back briefly a few weeks ago.
>>3969980
I know they are into gore.... So i want know if they would be into getting eaten after I kill them.
>>3970291
You were the one misusing the meme, kiddo.
>>3970224
Why must you tease me? Why?
>>3969944
>Gritting his teeth as he fights though both the tightness and his urge to get rough with her, he pushes onward, sinking deeper and deeper until he hilts inside of her. He sighs as he settles there for just a moment, and finally starts thrusting. Though he wasn't really showing it, the fact that she had actually gone to sleep despite him fucking her ass really excited him.
Geez Viv. You go to sleep with things up your ass often?
>He whispered while starting up his slow pace of fucking her.
>>3970279
I tried frotting him a few times but it just didn't happen...
>>3970214
You mean the one with the sister who was too shy to face her brother so she'd suck him off through the glory hole she made next to his room?
Is Jinx lurking?
>>3970279
Oh, Dewrito dick?
>>3970260
>Her grip tightens and her pumping quickens as her eyes glare up at him.
Why would I lick a dirty thing like this anon?
I bet it isn't Dew flavoured.
>Laughing she gives it a little playful slap before giving it hard, slow strokes.
>>3970334
>her soft snoring continues as her face and chest heave into the ground over and over, her tight hole yielding to his member as he slowly fucks her, one thing seems certain this girl's bags under her eyes were more than earned going by how heavily she sleeps when it finally happens.
>>3970193
H-Hey! C-Calm...calm down, you cute, smug slut!
>He grunts out loud as she grinds her soft, slick skin against his throbbing cock, the man's thoughts focused more on her slow deliberate movements than her having thrown several matches just to prove a point. He finds himself resting against one hand behind him, now, the other squeezing down on the girl's plump thigh as she continues toying with him.
Okay, I-I'll apologize, I'll do it! Just tell me what to do.
>>3970400
She's an ADC not a Jungler baka
>>3970400
>implying jinx jungles
>>3970291
>he pops the half of truffle into her mouth
Do two more and I'll pop the other half in~
>he strokes her face lovingly
>Get and Wraith blows the next gloryhole victim.
>>3970401
O-Owwww!
>He frowned, reaching for her forehead to give it a playful flick
T-That wasn't very nice!
>>3970403
Just cum already you fucking perv.
>She blurts out as she begins to rotate her hips slightly, rolling his cock between her thighs while her fingers gently 'claw' at his glans.
I'm getting bored.
>>3970439
>Tfw named him and never sucked him
Although I think one time as Tewi I dragged a bed to the hole so I could fuck him and he vanished.
>>3970320
Because i want you frustrated anon.
I want you to be unquestionably obedient and ready to be trained.
>>3970469
Hi Kogure
>>3970469
>69
is that good enough?
>>3970469
What a sweet looking slit.
>>3970439
I'll go through with it. Should I wait for the place to be less dead?
>>3970435
>Determined and fueled by her hunger for sweets, the Candy Queen performed pretty well, managing to pull the remaining push ups... Very slowly.
A-Ahh... Ha... I did it!
>>3970319
[rip me]
Dubs and next gloryhole anon gets baha blast.
>>3970555
>those trips.
>>3970491
I love you
>miyafuji lurks more in the /ftt/ general than here now
what a trip
>>3970564
Prime time is like 8 to 10, right?
>>3970309
Oh, idk desu, doing it myself is one thing but being the victim is another.
>>3970495
>Bites you.
>>3970496
Are you hoping it is?
>>3970500
>
>Reroll I guess.
>>3970401
>Seeing that she really was down for the count he reaches out to lift her up. It takes some work, but eventually she goes from getting fucked against the floor to being held up in his arms while he stood upright, her legs spread wide while she rode his cock in her sleep. Naturally, this leads to him speeding thing up in regards to his pace. It's a bit of a work out, having to carry her like this while also fucking, but it's worth it.
>>3970608
I'd start a little earlier, 6 or 7, assuming CST
>>3970639
>This is Kogure as well.
I'm just gonna assume any new ava I want to play with is you.
>>3970585
I'm in both places equally tho.
>mfw no female Night Elf army capturing a human to mount him nonstop
why even live
(guys I'm erping with I'm running short on time so can we start closing this up?)
>>3970555
Goddamnit lord why do you forsake me and give me dubs and trips after I want them?
>>3970573
Can't see why.
>>3970564
gloryholes aren't my thing anyway.
I only convinced like 5 boysluts I know to go to them.
>>3970471
>She continues to pump him, smirking up at him with playful eyes.
What isn't very nice is holding back while a cute girl is jerking you off hoping for something more.
>>3970652
>Bouncing in the man's lap her hair swung freely as his shaft slid in and out of her, little moans occasionally mixing with her snores occasionally as her head sways with the momentum of his thrusts.
>>3970675
We're fucked up...
>>3970639
Check your e-mail bae
>>3970769
F-Fine... Just give me a blowjob and I'll be nicer. Promise.
>He said with a frown, arms crossed
>>3970675
I'd say the same if the monsters weren't all female.
>>3970771
I'm fully aware of that~<3
>>3970761
When can I erp with you? Why do blogposters take away the avatars I want to play with?
>>3970812
Yeah that's the thing no one mentions with blogposters.
>>3970585
How can you tell if they are lurking?
>>3970769
[Eh, we can just cut it here. I'd rather not run the risk of holding you up.]
>>3970793
No.
>However as a sign of compromise
>or maybe just an expression of contempt
>she spits on his dick as she strokes it, her glistening saliva spreading over his shaft as she waits for him to blow but her impatience doesn't stop there as her other hand starts probing at his backdoor considering "pushing his button".
>>3970871
(Ok budaroo, sorry.)
>>3970837
>>3970812
Everyone I talk to RPs daily, if not hours daily.
So I don't get the implication and people treat me as the biggest blogposter here.
The queen of beinghated is back
I wish ____ would show up right now
>>3970812
When I can fully devote myself to erp hours. Which I can say will not be anytime soon, depression is eating me away.
And the other thing is the atmosphere of this place that's nothing like it was in December. I really ''require'' lewd from people to feel lewd like myself in the environment, something this place just doesn't have anymore.
>>3970859
It wouldn't be such a rarity if not for my moods and the atmosphere! These things matter a lot to a little girl like me.
>>3970923
W-Why do you... Nnngh!
>Not expecting a backdoor attack, the male closed both eyes and felt how her probing finger began to push him to his climax
V-Vivian...
>After a couple of minutes, the girl's fingers and motions managed to make the male cum! Releasing his seed all over her hand and possibly her face too!
>>3970945
But we love you Tomochii
>>3970533
>he provides applause
Very good, very good!
>his jovial tone shifts to a grave one
Now give me 10 crunches.
Don't even think of saying no unless you don't want your sweets back~
>pats head
But I am not so cruel to not reward you for your effort!
>he tosses three whole truffles towards her
Better savor them while you can, Hotaru-chan~!
>he sings
>>3970962
What about the atmosphere is different?
>>3970769
Because you're really cute, and your self depreciation only makes you cuter cause it isn't true
>>3970943
Let me blog about your ass.
>>3970999
Not really..
I actually almost broke my laptop once because of stuff in threads.
>>3970958
Seras
>>3971046
What do you mean?
>>3971007
While I don't agree entirely it's changed a lot in the last few months. Lots of flashes of hot and cold between lewdness afoot and then just hours of hating and youtube drama tier shitposting and ava drama.
Ironically a lot of this started when DMG x LD became a thing.
>>3970943
Blogbote is funbote.
>>3970859
I mean in general, shut the fuck up and listen.
It's not fair for characters like Kurisu, Filla (Kenny) and hex maniac (Paul prefers to be shitposting about DMG the majority of the time) to be held hostage by people who disregard the purpose of the threads and act like this is discord.
The unspoken rule of only one person may play a given character needs exceptions to situations like these. I know people will never let this happen but I dream anyway. Just remember what happened to the person who tried to ERP using the Kurisu character.
This place just isn't the same anymore and that saddens me.
>>3971046
I hope you don't think one anon who riles people up for the sake of it speaks for the majority.
>>3971064
I blame LD
>>3970809
Silly wrestler.
>>3970790
>(Check you e-mail)
Sup, phags
>>3971107
Queen ButtSlut herself
>>3971003
Wait, what?
Aww, hell no!
>She falls on her butt and onto the floor, sweating, tired and about to die. Maybe.
Just kill me already!
>>3971007
This place isn't lewd at all like I mentioned. There's way too much anything but lewd talk, erping and sexy pictures being posted, overruled by more blogging (which arguably I have done too, which is why I stay silent now for the most part), shitposting, HG whatever people, discord people bringing their meta and stuff, etc. etc.
People make the place feel like they want it to be and that's how things are going to be. I can't fight it alone or bring dozens of horny anons here and avatars who do nothing but.
Argh, now this is veering to that meta boringness I'm talking about.. Hope you got no more questions.
>>3971130
The one and only.
>>3971098
LD is at fault, but DMG is just as bad for letting things get this out of hand.
It's one thing for DMG to ignore him when LD starts shit, but when DMG starts leaving because of him things go south, because it means that DMG is giving him the control he wants.
>>3971107
Oh, it's the frigid lady I creampied the other day! Nice to see your sexy self around!
>>3971077
>tfw I was the anon legitimately indulging the Kurisu ERPer
It was fun until she went full sperg and made a lengthy bitchpost midsession.
>>3971107
Sup lapis.
What brings you here today?
>>3971150
>There's way too much anything but lewd talk, erping and sexy pictures being posted, overruled by more blogging
What do you think you're doing right this second, shitter? Go away Miyafuji, all you contribute is a folder of cute butt.
righto cunts I'm gonna nap for a bit.
>>3971162
Pow. You're lucky I didn't charge you last time. Just sayin'
>>3971171
Trying to make some pocket money
>>3971077
Oh, so *that's* how you meant it.
I agree fully. Kurisu is one of my favorite anime girls and that she's basically unattainable here due to reasons is quite disheartening to me as well.
>>3971066
I'll try to hate on LD less and mention work less at least. Let it be known I didn't do the former to be 'in', but I have my reasons.
>>3971028
>>3970958
Link
>>3971150
I was just curious. I agree for the most part, but it always seemed pretty shitty here during the dead hours and fun during prime time. But you've been here longer so I wanted your take.
>>3971207
What do you charge?
>>3971062
Well I don't want to blog or anything so I'll leave but I can't handle stuff like that.
>>3971092
I don't know... I don't feel that good anyways...
>>3971207
Well, cumming inside you was priceless, so you could say that I was damn lucky indeed!
>>3970360
>>3970376
This sounds spectacular. The purge thread wasn't getting too many votes last I saw, which is a damn shame, so maybe we could push for this.
>>3970400
No, I fucking passed out and now I've got a huganon to track down and an apology to make.
>>3970432
>tfw getting to play something other than ADC for once in my life
>>3970958
Somebody to love
>>3971235
Open your wallet and then I'll decide
>>3971239
>She rolls her eyes
I SHOULD charge you for that cheesy shit.
