HG thread.
There are at least sixteen countries running around.
>>3963537
That's what I want to hear! It sounds like you know all about where I come from. Not a fan are ya?~
>>3963540
Hehe~ If you didn't notice all of my outfit is "strange".
>She points to the star pattern on her chest, nuzzled between her large breasts
It helps with my magic!
>>3963544
Ooooooh! Gertie pie likes to watch me get fucked! How lewd! You know you can always join in! I still have my cock spell, and I know how you like to give it hard~ I can take it! <3
>>3963575
I'm sure your paths will cross sooner or later! And she's really nice. She just wants to make everyone happy.
And yes! Canada does.. as you put it "does the frick-frack" Hehe~
I guess it was a birthday gift to herself!
>If ya can't tell I'm the one that plays Canada. Only picked her up recently <3
![CHOIDALDAL[0674].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AI1cjly.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0674].jpg")
>>3963600
WHAT THE SHIT?!
>Does flips
Team Nice Dynamite will rise again
...after I wake up.
>>3963596
Oh...bye.
![CHOIDALDAL[0582].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HJihtZ9.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0582].jpg")
>>3963569 (You)ffie
I bet you steal food too.
>>3963591
Thanks a bunch, Aerosmith!
>>3963610
I wouldn't say that, but I'm not good looking enough for that kind of place. Id walk in there and end up standing in the corner the whole time!
>>3963358
>>3963610
Can't say I am.
>>3963386
A small leap above the rest.
>Late reply overwatch
>>3963591
. . .
>>3963591
Magic?
>>3963569
You also screwed up the arrangement, but I did give you and the ex-Turk a scare with those trains down the line. As for Cloud, he is an ass and absolutely nuts. But in some ways that's what I like about him.
https://youtu.be/96MiYk9VYvc
It's time to wake up HG
>>3963574
Birb wasn't looking
>>3963591
This match will never end if you keep healing yourselves.
>>3963610
No, screw this not having this discussion here, I'm out.
>the green-head goes through a mirror
>Her head pops out for a bit
Be at the "place" tomorrow and maybe I'll consider a "playtime"
>she goes away
>>3963600
You die and you're fired. Can't make money if you're too dead to steal anything at all.
>>3963618
Nah, I'd rather steal the money the buy food. That way I get to pick what I want to eat.
>>3963611
You can't just flip away from me! That's against the rules of tag!
>books it towards the girl again
>>3963620
I think my determination alone makes me better than most people. They would have given up by now, but I don't know when to give up!
I bought Winrar.
What now?
>>3963629
That feels kinda good, do it more
>>3963591
OH FUCK WE HAVE TWO RUSSIAS
RUN
>>3963601 (Nina)
Here, dude!
>He passes you another burger.
>>3963610
Well, as long as Canada and Iowa are safe and are having fun, then I guess I don't mind at all! I really should talk to Iowa about it, though...
>I'm wondering what would happen if Iowa met America... Probably loads of arguing.
>>3963643
You just loserar
![CHOIDALDAL[0594].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nbx4LJE.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0594].jpg")
>>3963632
Instant food every day?!
>>3963626
You're a force to be reckoned with, cid.
>>3963643
use it to steal winzip and use that isntead.
Did you know Ririchiyo could actually be cute?
>>3963629
Ku. Ku. Ku.
How clumsy of you, cat girl. You let me sneak up on you so easily!
>>3963568
I see. You must excuse me if I find that hard to believe.
>>3963537
It almost sounds like someone is feeding you the words to say this.
>>3963654
It's not always instant...I know how to cook too....Hell I'll go out to eat if I have enough.
>>3963662
>smooches deeply, getting his tongue all up inside your mouth
>>3963627
>4:22
Yeah it might as well be.
![CHOIDALDAL[0495].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zPkVDWh.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0495].jpg")
>>3963640
>Kicks a ball in your direction at lightning speed to throw you off
>>3963632
I-I get fired when I die!?
...
G-Good thing I'm immortal, eh...?
>>3963665
Why is it that you think I'm only good for being dumb?
>>3963629
It is revealed that fire is not effective against water.
>>3963661
Still dresses like a dirty little girl
>>3963627
No deal.
>>3963568
Did I say shrine?
Forgive me, I must be more tired than I think. I meant to say my home, Myouren temple.
With how little I was able to bring, I suppose I should be glad I was at least able to keep my headwear. I feel incomplete without it.
![CHOIDALDAL[0598].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8Qhi7dv.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0598].jpg")
>>3963671
Microwaves don't count as cooking though!
>>3963629
. . .
>>3963650
>Grabs the burger, crushing yet another sandwich in her metal fingers.
. . .
>>3963681
. . .
>>3963661
Riri has always been cute
>>3963672
>bites your tongue off
>>3963676
>barely dodges the ball
Y-YOU'RE CHEATING! USING FOREIGN OBJECTS ISN'T ALLOWED IN THIS PLACE!
>>3963681
Thanks a bunch, water element! I'll repay you eventually!
>>3963619
Oh shh you! You're plenty hansom! I'll pull you right out of that corner and show you off~ Hug you like a big juicy piece of arm candy <3
>>3963620
Oh darn. I'm sure you're just as cool as papa bones <3
I have Overlord on my to watch list!
>>3963624
Yup! Magic! It's kinda in the name. Dark MAGICIAN GIRL
>>3963631
>Skipping in place she claps happily, grinning wide
I'll see you there my little angel! Love you!
>>3963650
Iowa loves her "sweet maple leaf", She gave her a nice necklace with their flags on it, then ate her sugar flavored pussy!
>I think Iowa would love it. Poke your head in sometime. She's normally there everyday. And if you wanna play with Canada just ask me. My characters are pic related
>>3963697
>forces you to swallow my tongue
>drowns in my own blood
>>3963656
Actually, let's just completely forget about the train and I'll let the materia thing slide..I'll find you again later, don't make it too hard for me.
>>3963665
She always has had a terrible tempter, you know.
>>3963688
That does sound...vaguely familiar, but I only really knew of the two shrines, myself...assuming we come from the same place. Was the journey difficult, miss? I seem to not have any complications....
>>3963700
Pump a rum
>>3963681
A night for vengeance. Vengeance for what exactly?
>>3963692
I have a stove! And an oven!
>>3963680
Can I dock your pay if you end up needing to respawn? That'll work as a motivator right?
![CHOIDALDAL[0002].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gEQ9yfi.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0002].jpg")
>>3963697
>Climbs to the 50th floor of a building by stairs
>Jumps out of a 50 story window to throw you off
>>3963711
Can't we just leave?
>>3963709
PICKLE PEE!
>>3963703
Alright, cid. Take it easy and see ya later.
>>3963700
. . .
>Points to her own forehead.
>>3963711
. . .
>>3963640
Determination makes corpses
>>3963700
>it is an enjoyable anime. Though it seems to vary from person to person
![CHOIDALDAL[0567].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/odPVSEA.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0567].jpg")
>>3963712
Ha! Just stick it in until it gets hot. There's no cooking involved! Do you even know how to use a knife?
>a green ninja dude walks into the thread, surveying the place for a place to sit
>he sits down at a high spot
>>3963680
Moments of you being like this are rare.
>>3963704
I fail to see why you would work for her if you know of this.
>>3963711
Times up Soobie.
>>3963723
>pushes
>>3963693
Try it, dude! I put ketchup in it this time!
>>3963700
W-Wow, dude. Do ya have to say it so... Vulgarly? I'm not complaining, but it's kinda making me uncomfortable... I feel like France should be here instead.
>I'll consider it sometime! I'm not the best at ERP, but I'm great at being an American hero!
>>3963723
YO, DUDE! It's not safe to sit up there!
>>3963695
no, she's usually a rude bitch
>>3963700
Y-You really think I'm handsome?
I-I mean, of course I'm handsome! My face is kind of like the faces of those Greek gods! I'll be the best damn arm candy you've ever seen!
>>3963702
>spits your tongue out
>loots your dead body for valuable things
>>3963711
Th-that's fine. I didn't want to win anyways...
>>3963712
My motivation is never ending! People call me Mr. Motivation around here, so there's no need to dock my pay!
But I do want half of everything we make, since I'm doing the dirty work.
>>3963717
>looks under Pickle Pee's loincloth
>>3963704
I was awoken in the middle of the night to my bed falling into a hole in space.
The journey wasn't so terrible, I simply wish I had more time to make proper goodbyes and pack...
>>3963723
Hello there!
Are you looking for someone or something in particular?
>>3963727
Hey, that's not nice, anon!
>>3963711
I heard there are tales of knights defeating dragons. I wonder how accurate they were.
>>3963722
I have a whole kitchen set that I stole from some royal family. It's really fancy.
>>3963731
Sounds fair. Deal.Go out and have a ball!
>>3963714
>GASP
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
>>3963721
Only if they're not strong enough to outlive those foolish enough to challenge them!
>>3963731
>you find a greatsword +3 on the body
>>3963723
Aren't you just a human...? Its likely rather unsafe up there, you know.
>>3963724
...I always have. I could never bring myself to do anything else, miss.
>>3963734
Oh. Oh, dear...I think you'd be the first from...well, I suppose we shouldn't jump to conclusions. Do you think you can get back?
>>3963744
That's an F
>>3963723
>climbs up to that high spot and sits right next to him
How's it going, hombre?
>>3963724
Oh Rammy, if only you know what was really going on inside my head...
>>3963727
>he allows the anon to push him and then he rolls out to wall climb into an even higher place.
>he sits again
>>3963728
Do not worry, it's not dangerous.
>>3963734
No, just here to admire things.
>>3963753
I'm a human, yes, but do not worry about me, it's not a danger for me to be up here.
>>3963761
It is well.
>>3963752
>>3963745
YUFFIE-TAN, I DID IT! I FOUND STUFF FOR US! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!
And to think all I had to do was get molested!
>>3963719
>Leaning in she examines the N marked on your forehead
... Huh.. I got hit really hard in the head once and now I have a small x scar. We're like long lost sisters or something!
>>3963721
>I'm a picky cunt when it comes to anime. I didn't really like One Punch man. But I'm a huge sperg about Jojo.
>>3963728
Sorry Mr Red White and Blue! It's just how I am. Months of being in the other homeland and you begin to say things like that bluntly<3
>You don't have to be the best. I'll be cute to see you two interact <3
>>3963731
>extending a hand she pokes the boy's nose with a giggle
You're cute when you try to be so manly <3
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>>3963745
I don't get it! Why not steal food already made?! Do you steal car parts and build it yourself?!
>>3963746
>posts Veryfasttigerrunningataveryfastspeed.jpg
>>3963732
No no! Enough!
>>3963757
I'll give you an F. C'mere.
>Spike scoops her up and cuddles her tightly.
>>3963728
>American Hero
>No bacon cheeseburgers
I see through your lies
>>3963753
I wouldn't have the slightest idea how.
Most of my magic is based on enhancing my physical abilities, going between worlds is fall beyond me.
>>3963769
I see...
If I may ask, you seem like a follower of the faith. Are you a man of Buddha?
>>3963744
>tfw legacy becomes unreadable
Night seven and you still accomplish nothing during it.
![CHOIDALDAL[0112].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q6ZEVod.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0112].jpg")
>>3963779
>I will never forget Anti-bacon America
>>3963770
Well don't make it a habit. Don't want you winding up as a common whore now!
>>3963773
No. I'd steal the money to buy the car I want. Plus I don't get to pick the food I want if it's already made! It's all about what I want!
>>3963787
Let's find this monkey already
>>3963761
I have to think you are imagining me completely nude.
>>3963753
I am not stating that you should leave her. You obviously find joy in that.
![CHOIDALDAL[0497].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fmd4Zdj.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0497].jpg")
>>3963792
Unless you die in the game~
>>3963769
I can see that, but I want to know more about you. How much deeper does your emotional state go?
>>3963771
>he starts sweating
Psh, what do you mean cute? There's no way a face like this is cute!
>
>>3963773
S-She's fast! Too fast, actually! It's obvious she's on some kind of illegal substance!
>>3963775
Oh Spike...
I love ya, dude.
>>3963769
Can you fly, then, sir...?
>>3963784
Truth be told, I couldn't get back to Gensokyo, myself, until a good friend managed to open a portal for me, but...I've not had a single issue with it sense.
>>3963799
I couldn't bring myself to, either way. She's not always so...violent, after all.
>>3963794
>Oh, did you ever see/get this, or were you around at the time?
>>3963774
No, not enough! We have to go deeper!
>>3963802
Oh yeah..I'm dead...
>Fades away from existence
![CHOIDALDAL[0613].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WVx4Xdn.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0613].jpg")
>>3963803
>Trips
>Gets hurt
>>3963808
>I think I have it saved somewhere
>>3963787
This match has gone without a feast or arena yet.
>>3963784
No.
>>3963803
as deep as the shallow waters in a storm.
>>3963808
No, I can land.
>>3963769
Ya sure, dude? If I were you, I'd be a bit closer to the ground!
>>3963771
Well, I guess I can tolerate it. After all, I once some of my land owned by France, and we all know how HE is, amirite?
>Thanks, dude! I think I'll settle with arguing with Iowa for now and see what happens from there.
>>3963779
>>3963791
You saw nothing. Got it?
>>3963794
I GET TO KEEP IT!
>>3963746
You will not outlive me. Trust me.
>>3963771
>I wasn't very partial to opm either, and also enjoyed Jer jer
>>3963821
This better be worth it, I don't wanna waste my time
>>3963820
>Alrighty, then, sorry, just thought I'd make sure.
>>3963823
But that doesn't mean you'd land slowly....
>>3963820
I beat super cena
>>3963818
>comes to help her
>steals her shoes
>>3963792
Please, I'm nowhere near as attractive as a common whore.
>he picks up the great sword
So how much will this get us?
>>3963799
Cute, but no. I have more respect for you then that. Actually, I have more respect for everyone here than that. Thinking of nude people would feel wrong to me after talking to so many of you.
>>3963824
But I already wanted to do that.
>>3963829
>no problem at all.
>>3963808
So you're from Gensoyoko as well?
I'm surprised I didn't recognize you. If I may ask, who is this good friend you speak of?
Do you think they could possibly assist me in making a trip home?
>>3963823
O-oh.
So then you follow Taoism? Such a shame.
>>3963821
Nature has to intervene for someone to die. Though I suppose I can tank the fairy as well.
>>3963824
There is no need to worry, I will be fine.
>>3963829
I've landed from places higher.
>>3963818
Ha! See what happens when you gloat like that? You're bound to--
>>3963834
Oi, give me those shoes!
>>3963823
...That's deep, right? I don't know how deep those are. I've never bothered to check.
>>3963825
I know that. You look like you're older than dirt itself!
>>3963843
That was easy
>>3963803
>With a giggle she leans in, pecking the same nose she poked with a soft, gentle kiss
You're cute. Deal with it.
>>3963824
Hehe~ I get what you're saying big America <3
>Be prepared to get a arguementing ending blowie
>>3963831
OWENS!
OOOOOOWENS!
LET ME HUG YOU!
>>3963804
I love you too, Sunshine. More than ever.
>>3963808
Your description. My sister told to avoid people like that.
>>3963835
Then tell me what does go on in the mind of Natsuki Subaru.
>>3963852
DON'T TOUCH ME!
>>3963842
>She nods briefly
One could say I'm..."new". Or perhaps simply forgotten-of...I but rarely leave my post. And if anyone could, I'm certain Miss Patchouli could manage it.
>>3963844
...You must be a rather durable human, then, sir.
>>3963856
With a violent temper...?
>>3963835
It wasn't worth much. Pawn shop said it would have been worth more if it was in mint condition. Sold it for 50 bucks.
>>3963824
I saw everything.
>>3963854
Shush. I can't sleep with all that kinda talk going on.
Makes me think too much.
>>3963843
Even the feast is more disappointing than usual.
>>3963846
Only when you look closely into them.
>>3963860
I am also part machine.
>>3963852
>Subaru starts sweating even more now
Wh-what! I-I'm serious, I'm horrifying! My face is all kinds of messed up! K-Kissing me would only tarnish your reputation!
>>3963856
...
Nothing. Nothing at all. let's not dwell too much on this topic. I don't want to get too emotional here. I have a rep I need to keep up.
>>3963857
>Dives in and hugs the chubby wrestler
>>3963841
Well, all of us can split the earnings then!
>>3963843
LIKE I SAID BEFORE, I'M GONNA KEEP IT!
>>3963844
Alright, dude. Whatever you say...
>>3963852
O-Oh my, I never took you for the flirty type of person, dude...
>Bring it! I bet I can do it! After all, I'M THE HERO~!
I'm spent. Gnight folks.
>>3963865
. . .
>Waves.
>Leaves.
>>3963873
>Talking IC OOC
>>3963863
Then think about our wedding instead.
>>3963874
Farewell, miss.
>>3963879
And to you, as well.
>>3963868
Part...? Is such a thing possible??
>>3963847
Well that's a plus, I suppose...
If I may ask, do you follow any beliefs?
I am a monk of Buddhism, and it's my duty to try to spread the true faith.
>>3963860
What is your post then, Miss Elly?
And you mean Miss Patchouli, from the Mansion? I did not believe her to be the helping type...
>>3963873
I don't care about the money
>>3963872
Get off of me!?
What is wrong with you!?
>>3963865
>>3963865
Ririchiyo should be wary. It seems death comes to whoever kills someone.
![CHOIDALDAL[0678].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8otjS6J.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0678].jpg")
>>3963834
>>3963846
>have to go meow
>leaps out of the thread
>>3963862
Hush, my child. You saw nothing...
>>3963874
G'night!
>>3963879
See ya later, Nina!
>>3963888
C-Can I have some of it, then?
>>3963883
Fine, I'll go to sleep.
>>3963877
>picks up the Cirno
>puts her in a meat locker
>>3963861
So that means I get...2,500 yen! That's enough for a decent meal!
>>3963868
But if I did that I'd fall in and get dirty. I don't think anybody has the time or endurance to look into puddles.
>>3963879
>waves back
>>3963897
I just want the monkey
>>3963898
Good. I'll come with ya.
>>3963870
I've kissed worse. And I like watching you squirm<3
>She smiles happily as she continues to peck soft kisses all along your worried little face
>>3963873
Oh come on~ That's a lie. you know I'm lovey dovey sweet and cute the moment I walked in!
>>3963891
Oh shh you grouch! I just want to hug my favorite wrestler! Is that so much to ask for? See? You're not hurt at all!
>>3963873
Hm.
>he stands up and jumps down, landing safely on the ground.
What is your name sir?
>>3963886
Yes, have you not known of such advances in technology?
>>3963887
I follow a life of peaceful thinking, I'd say it's close to the Buddha way, but I wouldn't say I follow him.
>>3963879
>waves back goodbye
>>3963860
Something like that. She stated you should not find a partner that has a history of those urges often. Something about abuse.
>>3963870
Your rep?
>>3963901
Balance is key when looking into puddles, it'll help with other things too.
>>3963899
well, thanks
>>3963887
Quite right, miss, the very same. She's certainly been more than helpful to me and a fair few others, miss.
>She then smiles proudly
As of now, miss? I guard the Garden of the Sun.
>>3963913
Where I live is...very, very disconnected from the outside world, miss.
>>3963917
Ah...I believe that's in more of a romantic context, miss....
>>3963909
I know you can't hurt me, I just don't want to be touched by a gross bimbo
>>3963892
Actually, I think she is capable..
>>3963908
Fine!
>>3963894
Next time, things will be different. If I see her again I'll make sure she pays for her sins.
>>3963909
>he turns his head away from her
I'm t-trying to think of you here! Ruining your self just to see me panic isn't suited for a lady like you!
>>3963917
You know, the energetic guy. I know some people like that, so I try my best to keep that up, even when I'm hurting.
>>3963929
DESTROY
D
>>3963934
I hope you have the best dreams.
>>3963904
Take it, dude! I just need to improve the economy!
>>3963913
Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America! It's a pleasure to meet you, dude!
>>3963909
As much as I wouldn't say it out loud, yes, you are pretty cute... I just didn't expect you to hit on me that quickly, though! Should I feel honoured...?
>>3963846
That's because I am, boy.
>>3963938
Shut up! I don't need your awful commentary, I already get plenty of that.
>>3963942
I hope I dream of you too.
Good night, kiddo.
>>3963944
great!
>>3963894
>>3963879
>>3963874
Farewell to all of you.
>>3963928
Is it? I would not be surprised if you saw her that way.
>>3963936
I did not realize you could get that upset.
>>3963928
Hm, yet you seem to know what a machine is.
>>3963944
I'm Genji, it is also nice to meet you. Dude.
>>3963926
So what you're saying is I have to learn how to walk on water...?
>>3963945
Ohh, so you're actually god!
...
You know, I expected you to have a long beard and white hair.
>>3963949
Whatever homo
>>3963913
Ah, very well then.
I'm glad to see followers of peace, even if you do not fully adhere to Buddha's mandates.
My name is Byakuren Hijiri, and you are?
>>3963928
I-i'm sorry to say, but I've never heard of this Garden of the Sun.
Where exactly would that be, in relation to say... Hakurei shrine?
>>3963952
Sleep tight, love.
>>3963933
I failed to realize that the final four included previous winners. That does not matter now.
>>3963962
No. But it would help.
>>3963949
based owens
>>3963964
Yeah, homo with a wife and kids. Good detective work Sherlock.
>>3963960
>he takes a deep breath, and then lets it all out
I'm glad you didn't realize this. I guess that means I'm doing a good job.
>>3963973
Is that even possible, or do I have to be a ninja to do that stuff?
>>3963971
>Iron Man is a black nigress now
>>3963929
Com on Kevy~ You know you have to love your biggest fan! I've been fallowing for ages. Your match with shinsuke nakamura in 2014 was MAGICIAL. And I should know. I'm a magician!
>>3963936
Oh stop driving yourself into the dirt sweetie! You're plenty cute!
>She finishes her love assault with one last long kiss on your cheek
>>3963944
Sure! You're cuter then most... now again most for me is faceless guys with huge coc-.... I'll shut up now
>>3963961
Well, like I said before, it's nice to meet you, Genji! What're you doing here?
>>3963971
AXIS STRONK
ALLIES STRONK
>>3963968
I am Genji.
Hmm.
>something came up got to go
>the green ninja dude walls climbs and dashes away
>>3963971
Congratulations America!
Thank you for hosting Rammy!
>>3963971
Congratulations on surviving the endurance match.
>>3963971
Time to take on that hopeless team... what the-
>>3963986
>Still being suprised that Marvel panders to SJW
>>3963990
>she calls after you
A pleasure to meet you! I hope to speak with you again soon!
>>3963993
Congratulations, group of loud men!
>>3963988
>he pauses for a minute before returning back to normal
Haha! I see you've bought my "cute" facade! You're way too foolish, woman! If you don't wise up I might just take advantage of you one of these days!
>>3963993
Congratulations axis power!
Thank you for hosting, Rambo!
>>3963993
The results.
>>3963960
...It wouldn't matter, either way. What's important is her happiness.
>>3963961
Even I'm not entirely unaware...mostly for that child boasting about her own works.
>>3963968
It's a massive sunflower field, to my knowledge the only one in Gensokyo. It's, ah....I've not really left beyond to get to the Scarlet Devil Manor and back. It isn't far from the human village, though.
>>3963993
Congratulations...sirs? And thank you for having us, miss!
>>3963993
Congratulations
>>3964019
Thanks for hosting
>>3963988
No, my biggest fan is Owen, and I know you aren't even in the top ten. Also of course it was good, I was there. Shinsuke is pretty good too I guess, but he isn't me.
>>3963979
Yeah, I bet you don't visit the bathhouse or the gloryholes in the locker room either.
>>3963993
Good job
>>3964019
thanks for hosting
>>3964041
Here.
>>3964040
You're right, my name isn't Sami Zayn
>>3964019
Yo, thanks for hosting, Rammy!
>>3964049
I LOVE IT! Thank you so much!
>>3964014
YOU take advantage of me? You sure you can even handle me big boy?~
>>3964034
... Package piledriver me pussy already dammit!
>>3964041
Congrats on winning! USA USA!
And thank you! I've been called all kinda of things... I think Queen of Cocks is the best
>>3963962
You would be wrong in assuming that.
>>3964020
That's quite the distance from Myouren, then.
What exactly are your duties as guardian of this Garden?
>>3964067
I try my best, miss. And so far I've done quite well in keeping intruders at bay.
>>3964070
Thanks, dude! So, you've been called all kinds of things, huh? What exactly would they be?
>>3964070
HAHAHAHA!
THE GREAT NATSUKI SUBARU CAN HANDLE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, NO MATTER HOW WILD THE SITUATION MAY BE!
>>3964078
Then how come we always see God being painted as some white haired dude? What happened with that translation?
>>3964081
I keep everyone and everything but myself, my co-worker and my mistress away from it, and ensure the flowers aren't harmed.
>She briefly taps the handle of her scythe
Simply-put, miss.
>>3963980
I suppose you are. I do not see the point of it however.
>>3964084
That is nice to hear. I would be upset if something were to happen.
>>3964078
Papa Bones, how are you this evening?
>>3964092
If anything, I'm forced to be more active than I ever used to be. They may be weak, but...some beings are truly persistent.
>>3964070
Are you trying to make me puke? I can't think of something more disgusting.
>>3964090
So an actual Guardian, then.
Who would these co-workers and mistress be then?
Do you work under the lady of the Mansion?
>>3964070
I'd package piledriver your pussy tbqh.
>>3964092
Some people need someone to beat up, laugh at, or talk to. You don't want to do any of those things when the person in question is...well...you know. I do it for you guys because it's just convenient.
>>3964070
I'd tenderly make love to you while I whisper how beautiful you are in your ear tbqh
>pm joke pls ignore
>>3964096
Well enough, how are you Wiggins?
>>3964088
Do you think humans are smart enough to do something right?
>>3964113
Yes?
>>3964101
Maybe I could help with the removal sometime. I would probably be classified as an intruder though.
>>3964112
Hmph. Continue being like this and I may change my mind about you.
>>3964108
If my mistress hadn't accepted us, I suppose we would be working for Miss Remilia over that lazy woman they have now....
>She briefly clears her throat, before offering a smile
A vampire named Kurumi and none other than the flower youkai, Yuuka Kazami, miss.
>>3964128
You'd need to get there first, at that, miss...and really, fairies simply can't stay down, is all, miss.
>>3964087
>Clears throat
Run DMG, The Queen of cocks,Mistress, Mama, Ma'am, Mommy, a lover, space cowboy, gangster of love, and Some people call me Maurice.
>>3964088
What if I did my body morphing magic and make a bunch of tiny little hands stroke your cock while you pounded into my sweet tight little cunt? Think you can handle that?~
>>3964106
LOVE ME DAMMIT! I'LL BE YOUR MANAGER AND I'LL DETRACT THE REF WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE TO SAMI AGAIN!
>>3964118
>>3964110
Now boys calm down~ This ain't the thread for that!
>>3963825
>>3964113
Sorry bones! Missed ya
Huge fan of Jojo here, you anime only or?
What are you listening to, hg?
>>3964124
Hell yeah we are! We've invented all kinds of stuff that makes life easier for everyone!
>>3964128
Like what, a depressive adult with many mental problems?
>>3964133
I uh...I don't know. I've never had anything like that happen to me before. Heck, you're the first girl to ever get close to my face without puking on me. So judging by that, I don't think I could.
>>3964136
My own thoughts that keep telling me how miserable I am.
>>3964133
I don't care, I just want to hold you while we gently make love.
>>3964136
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vUspPHa8SN8
>I have sinned.
>>3964133
W-Wow, dude. I never got your name, miss...?
>>3964136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rHc2SibhVM
>looking for a good motherly ava
>any suggestions?
>>3964136
Wish you were here by Pink Floyd
>>3964132
Fairies? Really?
>>3964136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ6Lm9-LwLg
>>3964142
Someone I can take seriously.
>>3964136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTgkTEDDog
>>3964149
Something wrong, miss?
>>3964133
>Never really finished it and I do both usually.
>>3964142
Such as?
>>3964136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZnUYsqw8BA
>>3964133
I lost to a rollup
If anything it wasn't even a loss
I don't need you, I don't want you.
Stop bugging me
>>3964136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5dUsZ4Djd0
>>3964149
I don't think you want that. If I ever let my true self go you'd get annoyed by it. I can promise you that.
>>3964136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYX1ZLFxs8A
>rip my hopes and dream
>rip berserk anime
>>3964132
The "flower master of the seasons", Yuuka Kazami?
That's quite impressive... Is she as terribly powerful as the legends state?
I can't say I've heard of this Kurumi, however.
>>3964136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5A3IT1-Lj0
>>3964142
Oh you'd be so cute to plow until you're unable to stand! I bet you're a virgin and everything!
>>3964144
Awh~! You're so sweet anon <3
>>3964145
Dark Magician girl! Or DMG for short. or Mana. I like DMG the best <3
>>3964154
I didn't finish it either. Reading part 7 now. How deep in did you get?
>>3964159
But Kev kev! I just want to see you win after loss.. after loss... after loss... after loss! Maybe next year you'll even win Money in the bank.. you know.. because you loss that too.
>>3964147
Ur mum
>>3964151
I am in disbelief. Fairies are your biggest problem?
>>3964162
I suppose you are right. I can not have all my friends being like that.
>>3964172
Well, it's nice to meet ya, DMG! So, how's Iowa been treating ya? She hasn't been TOO much of a trouble, has she?
>>3964174
>tfw try to be serious for once
>tfw noone suggests anything serious
O-oh
>>3964172
I don't need you to win! What I need is for Sami Zayn to get out of my life!
>>3964190
You think that's a joke? Take pictures and Ava your own mother you fucking faggot
>>3964168
>She smiles, blatantly proud
I'm glad you've heard of her, but I don't think anyone here has seen her full fury, at that, as we have...and we tended to call her a "sleeping terror". And...no, you wouldn't have heard of either of us, miss. She's just a vampire, albeit with an inclination towards sound-themed attacks and rather large wings.
>>3964183
Not many otherwise dare to come near, but not only are they stupid enough to not be afraid...they're also impossible to do away with permanently.
>>3964172
Th-that doesn't have anything to do with this! My s-situational problems are supposed to be kept a big secret!
>>3964183
>he goes back to "normal"
Exactly! So why not appriciate how much of a kind, caring, loving person I am!
>>3964197
MY MUM IS TOO PURE FOR THIS HELL HOLE
>>3964190
>I am honestly trying to think, but I have been playing fighting games for the last two weeks. There are not a lot of good mothers there.
>>3964172
>almost past first season, but was watching with someone so...
>>3964202
Goodnight thirdpai
>smooch
>>3964212
D-Don't you start kissing me either! I'm too pure for that!
>>3964190
>I can't help myself, either. Nothing comes to mind really.
>>3964200
Even moreso than the legends, huh...
And let me guess, Reimu came and blew through your group as well?
To think that Yuuka could be even more powerful than I'd thought, and still fall is truly a testament to Reimu's ability.
>>3964186
Trouble? Oh good heavens no! She's as sweet as sweet can be. One of the best girls around! Her energy is almost like mine when I started about. She's really great <3
>>3964191
Maybe if Sami leaves your life you'll win.. for once.
>>3964202
Stuttering already? You must be a virgin! So damn cute <3
>>3964211
>First season
>It's... not the best. Part 2 is much better, then part 3 is a lot of peoples favorites.. not mine but it changes everything and makes Jojo what it is today.
>I'm sure you heard of 'stands'. yeah, that doesn't show up until part 3.
>>3964202
That could possibly happen.
>>3964200
That sounds like a problem. A really annoying one. So they can not stay dead.
>>3964190
You could do someone from actual history who was motherly in a sense. Mother teresa comes to mind
>>3964228
Great! I would've hated it if she was being a trouble to you guys over at the ERP place! She's too nice of a state to do anything like that...
>>3964234
Aunt Jamina
:^]
>>3964228
Oh what's that? Sorry I couldn't hear over the fact that you don't wrestle, and sure as hell never got any belts. And also, what do you think I'm doing at battleground?
>>3964236
She never shows up. Ever
>>3964228
>he clears his throat before his starts speaking
I'll have YOU know that I'm a very mature man that has seen a ton of naked women before! I'm probably the most experienced man you've ever met in your life!
>>3964231
I look forward to you coming to terms with that eventually!
>>3964240
Racist ass cracka
>>3964226
>She abruptly shifts to a cold glare
No. One. Even back then, she went easy on her. I refuse to believe in anyone stronger than my mistress. And to my knowledge, she doesn't even use two of her greatest techniques any longer....
>She sighs softly
But...it was completely one-sided against Kurumi and I.
>>3964231
Not unless the very aspect of nature they were tied to ceased to be, miss.
>>3964247
SYRUP LADY FTW
>>3964190
Elastigirl?
>>3964236
>Kamina is Mercy though he mostly uses D.va. You can ask if you can take her from him.
>>3964244
Do not expect it anytime soon, you moron.
>>3964249
You managed to make killing not sound fun for me.
>>3964259
hot
