HG thread: YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD edition
>>3962007
Not me, cause I'm not in.
>>3962007
F
>>3962007
IT WAS THE FUCKING COMMIES, THEY SET ME UP.
F(rance)
>>3961999
Duplicating yourself? And your boss doesn't notice at all?
>>3962007
>>3961972
But I had all these supplies with me! H-How did this happen?
>>3961973
>he rests his hand on your shoulder
Haya-senpai, I worry. I worry about all my friends here. I don't want you guys getting hurt.
>>3961988
>he whispers in your bone ears
I can't die~!
>>3961999
I'll let go if you promise to be happier!
>>3962002
Then what's the point of even being VP!?
>>3962005
I don't even know what ava you use, so please tell me!
>>3962006
I'm always prepared! I'm prepared for basically everything!
>>3962017
I know that, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun together!
>>3962007
I have known this for a long time.
>>3962035
You had best win this Kaito
>>3961961
I already showed you a few minutes ago.
>She swings her wrist again.
Just do it clockwise at a slow pace. It's not hard.
>>3962002
>She looks annoyed.
You know that usually gets me into trouble, they will ask me weird questions Mio-sama.
Holy shit dude no one cares about your family.
>>3962035
Rah
>>3961999
It'll happen eventually Elly, I'm sure about it, I mean you did get your old job back after all!
>>3962032
That stays a secret until correctly guessed
>>3962009
Like a shinigami. I'm not entirely certain what sort of youkai I am, miss....
>>3962034
They're completely identical, even to the point of strength, sir. And I'm not certain she cares at all, really....
>>3962032
I'm perfectly happy as it is, sir.
>>3962012
. . .
>>3962043
>Glares.
>>3961941
I-I don't think that's true... I'm not exterminating any groups, aside from my enemies!
>>3961972
Did I miss something? Where did the others go...?
>>3962012
...Are you trying to, as mortals say, 'mess with me'?
>>3962035
I wonder how my sister is doing... Probably bullying poor Hotako...
>>3961918
I was thinking about cute animals when you stated it.
>>3961922
There is nothing to talk about. They will all perish.
>>3961941
Who would leave a child here?
>>3961951
Now I am even more confused.
>>3961961
Give me a second.
>>3961983
I am not a fan of it either.
>>3961972
Killed by that child. I doubt she could use this cloak.
>>3961995
I will be able to grant this request as well.
>>3961999
Was it anything Kurumi brought up? Was it the feline?
>>3962012
Really? What a shame. I did not think they would be behind the problems.
We're down to the final 5!
>>3962032
>>3962043
I just died because I forgot that I brought all these supplies and rations with me. Sorry about it.
>>3962050
My tragic past! Aaaaaaahhhh! It's so unbelievably tragic, it sets up the perfect character arc for me to be reborn as a legendary hero...
>>3962052
I just want her to take the first step, like I've been saying.
>>3962060
Hm? Ah! No, I'm just...feeling like this, I'm not quite certain why.
>>3962064
Pew, pew, pew, I really don't remember how to use a gun.
>>3962068
>>3962064
Rooting for everyone~
...the fish?
>>3962064
We must go, before we're pinned! My power isn't enough to protect us if we don't go fast enough...
>>3962043
Nor I, why is that special?
>>3962060
You are....Interesting, to say the least Valentine.
>>3962048
>>3962050
>
>>3962038
Excuse me miss, have we met before?
>>3962057
I see.
>>3962060
Thank you Ramlethal, again.
>>3962060
. . .
>>3962049
Do it for me!
>>3962055
Oh man...can't you at least give me a hint?
>>3962057
I don't believe you. You have to convince me of that first!
>>3962060
>gives her more than a second
Good choice, Elly.
>>3962082
I know this may be betrayal, but it has to be done in the spirit of the competition! Forgive me...
Fina' fo'
>>3962082
Good thing I didn't fall down from up here, it would of sucked.
>>3962097
Oh, sorry! I'll fight outside.
>>3962043
But you weren't prepared for that, as was clearly demonstrated.
>>3962060
It's own of those things where you have to use context to tell which meaning they intend. For instance, if someone is looking at a display of decorative plates and remarks, "Nice China," safe assumption is that they mean decorative plates.
>>3962072
You want her to take the lead in a dance? Be you're taller right? Isn't that a little weird?
>>3962096
Hints arent fun when boldly stated
Try picking them up over time
>>3962057
I have a feeling that would be a good idea for a prank! Hold on, let me write this down...
>>3962058
I'm gonna assume you said 'You too'. So, why'd you come here, dude?
>>3962059
No, no no no no-- KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL
>He looks silly, but let him have his fun.
>>3962060
Neither did I. I thought this stuff would've stopped years ago...
>>3962097
Combined, we will conquer entire worlds, no...universes! Everybody shall bend to our will, Kuhuhuhu!
>>3962069
Don't apologize over that! You did your best, and that alone makes me proud to have you as my senpai!
>>3962087
Because human's die all the time, but I can't!
I've also got some cool powers, but they're kind of dark-ish, you know what I mean?
BETRAYAL
>>3962118
Painful deaths for everyone!
>>3962088
I...hope you don't mind that, miss.
>>3962109
She's still the stronger one between us, and she's in the dominant position, after all.
>>3962111
Oh, dear....
>>3962096
I don't think I need to, sir.
Reaching the end.
>Kissus everyone
I have come to grace you all while I wait for my phone to charge up again.
>>3962111
>Shrugs.
>>3962088
I'm not sure, but my name is Hayasui and I'm an aircraft carrying oiler! I've been assigned here as a support unit!
My job is to help the participants! Or I think that's my job, I didn't really get any orders.
>>3962123
I know I did, but last time when I did my best I actually won a game, so this didn't make me that happy.
But I'll do my best next game and we'll see if it works out or not!
Should've gone to the Feast, bitch.
>>3962096
But I'm already swinging my wrist. Just follow my lead.
I don't want to swing my wrist the entire day and you're making this harder than it should be.
>>3962118
They took on Mio-sama with ease, she got outnumbered. I should've been there.
>>3962123
You can raise the dead?
>>3962140
TELL ME THE POKEMON SECRETS I JUST WANT A BEEDRILL BUT ONLY WATER TYPES SHOW UP FOR ME
>>3962149
...Well, that was anticlimactic.
>>3962108
I can't be prepared for random poses! That's like, unexpectable! No human could be ready for that stuff!
>>3962110
Oh, have I ever talked to your avas before!?
>>3962118
Rubt-tan's gonna win!
>>3962118
Sorry.
>>3962127
Sorry. gosh I'm bad girl in this.
>>3962149
Oh well, Thanks for hosting.
>>3962132
Congratulations.
Nice.
>>3962140
>Kicks out of the thread
>>3962149
Elly winning in the final four by doing nothing, now that's gotta be the most entertaining thing i've ever seen.
>>3962111
DO NOT DO THIS, FOOL!
>>3962118
Aha! It seems my passion for Survival Games once again outweighs yours, Miss President! Don't take it personal, it was merely-
>>3962127
Th-This can't be...! Why?! Was I not a good enough comrade...? But...I suppose none of it matters now... This is the end, after all... It's funny, I-
>Is stabbed again and dies
>it has gotten to the point where pol literally worships memes as a god, unironically.
What a mad world we live in.
>>3962163
Maybe once?
I'm bad at starting RP conversations
>>3962170
If only it didn't happen daily.
N i c e
Hold on, I'll set up a new game. I'll say when you can start posting tributes.
>>3962168
Congratulations, my ally! You have done an excellent job in securing victory for our combined forces, Kuhuhuhu!
>>3962072
Something is bothering. It is possibly me.
>>3962087
I do not believe I have been referred to that yet.
>>3962088
You are the friend of a friend. I do not see why I should not help you.
*she destroys a piece of candy with her mouth instantly*
Maybe she will smile again.
>>3962091
It was a pleasure sharing the silence with you once again.
>>3962096
I still can not force it like most creatures. There. It should be present.
>>3962108
I see. You are stating that my teeth look nice.
>>3962111
This has been happening for years? Are most cops foolish.
>>3962168
Good job, Elly.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3962132
I'm not sure what to think of it, but you have shown no malice towards me so far so I don't think it changes anything.
>>3962140
Uh, sir..Please refrain from doing that.
>>3962146
I think I've heard of you. It's a pleasure to meet you miss Hayasui. I am Akitsu Maru, carrier and amphibious assault ship.
>>3962168
>>3962184
Thank you for letting us be here!
>>3962174
They have been exposed to so much meme magic, it would be weird if they did not worship it
>>3962181
Never when I see it. It's more rare to me than it is to dayposters.
>>3962132
>he lets go
Man, you and all those other people from your world sure do love peeing on my parade.
>>3962140
>kisses back
>>3962146
Winning isn't everything, you know! It's all about the memories you make and the people you meet! Winning is just an added bonus!
>>3962150
>he sits down and starts reaching towards his shoes
Fine fine, then I'll work out this way!
>>3962151
I can respawn, but that's just as good as raising from the dead, right!?
>>3962184
Congratulations Elly. Thank you for the opportunity. Do you feel up to this though?
>>3962132
Oh, YES! This prank is gonna be so cool! Just let me think of a person, and we're good to go...
>>3962145
>He sighs, looking solemn.
Man, I'd appreciate it if you gave me something to work with, dude. Do you want me to talk about myself and who I am?
>>3962168
Congrats to Elly, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3962171
But you look so funny, dude! It's hilarious!
>>3962187
The funny thing is that this always happens every year. Hell, if I had enough information, I bet I can make a bingo game from it.
>>3962165
Thank you, miss.
>>3962189
And thank you as well.
>>3962168
Thank you for having us, sir!
>>3962170
I'd much rather do it with a degree of fighting, myself.
>>3962187
Perhaps I'm slightly tired, in some sense....
>>3962192
It's not as if I'm guarding my typical location now, after all.
>>3962154
I went have bug types in a park nearby.
I don't have a beer I'll yet but I'm about 6 candies off evolving into one.
I also found a 400cp pincer in the park.
>>3962169
But why?
>>3962192
No, I'm gonna keep doing it.
>Kissus again.
Alright, give me 24 new guys.
>>3962220
The Big Eight
>>3962220
Team Nice Dynamite
>>3962168
CONGRATULATIONS, ELLY-TAN!
THANK YOU FOR HOSTING AGAIN FOR US!
>>3962176
It's not all that hard! You just have to get out there and talk loud enough so everyone heres you!
>>3962187
>he lets go
That's all I wanted from you, Rambo. You're such a pretty girl!
>>3962187
I'm glad to be considered even that close to you. I hope I'll be able to bring her some happiness and help her become who she wants to be.
>>3962215
Had we met in that place, would you have killed me?
>>3962220
N. Cortex
>>3962213
. . .
>>3962220
Robbie Rotten
>>3962220
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3962220
Ruby Gloom
>>3962220
Izaya Orihara
>>3962187
It is surely what you are. Infact, I would say you remind me of one of my guardians, Aura. Only not as cheerful all the time.
>>3962210
Self resurrection is a step above the peons here, yes.
>>3962220
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3962213
I can't exactly tell you how I managed it, myself...and thank you, sir.
>>3962211
>>3962234
And thank you as well!
>>3962236
If I couldn't deter or safely incapacitate you.
>>3962220
Elly
>>3962220
The Medicine Seller
>>3962220
Natsuki Suzuki!
>>3962220
L85A1
>>3962220
Kevin Owens
>>3962220
Clawdia
>>3962219
IT WON'T WORK AT MY NEST AND THERE'S NOTHING BUT TENTACOOL AT MY NEST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3962220
Wasp-chan
>>3962220
Kayo Goutokuji
>>3962210
Just make sure you don't overdo your calves or you won't be able to run, so don't go too far down.
I need to go. You should continue till I come back or Mio-sama tells you to stop.
Bye bye Subaru.
>>3962220
Hayasui
>>3962192
Understood, miss! I'm not the best at fighting but I'll try my best here to make you proud! Feel free to ask assistance from me anytime!
I'll do my best to be useful!
>>3962210
But I had no chance to meet anyone new and I just died because I couldn't get to my rations.
There wasn't any good in this round.
>>3962220
Akitsu Maru
>>3962220
Easter Janny
>>3962234
It's mostly because I don't know what to say.
>>3962220
Sami Zayn
>>3962220
Mr. Bubbles
>>3962220
Sunset
>>3962220
Choi Dal Dal
>>3962258
HEY KEV!
>>3962220
Birb
I think i'll be spectating the games for a while. Erp has gone really really sad.
>>3962273
Look at his head, it has lights in them, lights!
>>3962248
I'm pretty damn close to being a God, wouldn't you say?
>>3962264
I'll hold my breath until you come back!
>>3962265
There you go again. You know, you sure are one big negative nancy, you know that?
>>3962263
I haven't found a tentacool yet, the only notable water type I found was a kingler this afternoon when we were driving around the lake here.
>>3962237
...
>Cough
Okay then, dude! I'll talk about myself, I guess. So, I'm basically a personification of a country, like multiple others on Earth! It's nothing special, but it's not a regular occurrence around here! And it's very cool, and blah blah blah, and blah blah blah...
>Was Alfred always this talkative?
>>3962249
You're welcome, dude! Anyway, would you rather prank England, Germany, or Japan?
Y'all ready for this?
>>3962249
I would not reject your mercy.
>>3962265
You have a very warm atmosphere, it feels great. Please do your best for yourself..Now that I think about it, I think I might be your senior by about two years. It's certainly a change from the usual.
>>3962269
Hmmmm
Do you have my steam? I could help you out there if you want.
I may not be an RP master, but I've done a lot with improv in my day. I could give you some tips that I use.
>>3962291
>dies for 5 minutes
>>3962321
Looks good!
>>3962307
Far from it with your weak power.
>>3962302
>Pats on the back.
>>3962319
. . .
Stop.
>>3962321
. . .
>>3962321
I'm ready!
>>3962213
That sounds troublesome. Looks like I was not wholly needed to make humanity extinct.
>>3962215
Hmm? Is there any other meaning to that word other than needing to rest?
>>3962234
Why did you care to see my smile so much?
>>3962236
It also helps that you failed to be annoying. She was talking about that last time. Right after I brought up her sister.
>>3962248
I will assume that we share the same affinity with animals.
>>3962321
Proceed.
>>3962321
Swap
>>3962243
>>3962301
>>3962334
Thank you.
>>3962333
Weak? My good boney sir, there's nothing weak about me! I'm one of the strongest people here!
>>3962341
Because it's nice! I don't know if anyone has told you that before, but I'd love to see you smile more often!
>>3962316
IT'S LITERALLY ALL I FIND
>>3962321
I have a good feeling about this one.
>>3962341
She said I was annoying?
>>3962319
I'm not one for such things, sir....
>>3962325
Excellent.
>She smiles slightly
I simply can't allow trespassers, after all. Purely a professional matter, of course, miss.
>>3962341
Well...typically, sleep isn't something I need.
>>3962345
>
>>3962345
An advantage already. 21 redundancies remain.
>>3962342
Sorry, no swapouts.
>>3962305
>the giant lumbers over and pats the child's head gently
>>3962307
But I'm trying to be the opposite of that! Sorry if it didn't work out properly, but I'll do my best to make up for it!
We just have to do our best and everything will work out!
>>3962321
I'll be in your care for now! I'll do my best comrade!
>>3962325
U-Understood... Senpai! I'm ready to prove myself and I'm sure with everyone's support I'll do well!
>>3962345
I'm ready!
>>3962345
. . .
>>3962357
>Gives a thumbs up and nods.
>>3962376
. . !
>>3962327
Woooop woop woop woop woop
>>3962345
You can't brink nunchucks if you don't know how to use them, Waluigi.
>>3962345
On the road again...
>>3962376
>his face is beaming
>>3962376
RAWR!
This plan worked out better than I expected!
>>3962341
She does have a tendency to tame most beasts.
>>3962358
They say the weakest bark the loudest.
>>3962334
>He gasps.
SHE SPEAKS! I'll stop if you having nothing else to talk about, dude.
>>3962341
Too bad this only happens in America, right? I remember when I wanted to be a great nation...
>>3962368
...Aw... Well, do your clones have different personalities?
>>3962376
...FUCK--
>>3962385
F(rance)
>>3962385
Alright! If we survived the first day, we can survive the whole thing!
>>3962342
Thank you but looks like it's started already.
>>3962376
Go down a bit more, please.
>>3962380
Haya-senpai!
Strike me down with your hardest hit! I'm gonna measure your fighting abilities!
>>3962396
You want me to test this out on you? You should have no problem with this, since you're already dead.
>>3962368
I understand very well what you mean.
>>3962376
Improve before we meet next.
>>3962380
You can't count on any support, but I will try to help you.
Peaceful night.
>>3962376
I wish that could erupt. It will be interesting.
>>3962376
Who cares about your girl!? There's this idiot hanging off my success I need to beat up!
>>3962387
What!? What do you want!?
>>3962378
Are you one of them furnaces? You don't seem hot but you seem to have lights on your head.
>>3962376
Enjoying yourself Elly?
>>3962410
Test what..?
>>3962299
I'm going to make the next erp thread \hg\ edition any thoughts?
>>3962400
. . .
>>3962420
. . . . . . . . . . .
You're supposed to be hunting seagulls, not crabs!
Well, there's two types of bongos.
>>3962431
Do not
>>3962420
>>3962434
n-tan, what did you do with my clothes!?
>>3962428
My abilities! I can test them on you if you want!
>>3962438
...Why?
>>3962426
Obviously, neither of you had a very good time.
>>3962441
BLUE THUNDER BOMB!
>>3962420
I should be fine. This is a good spot to start digging a shelter.
>>3962438
if not fish, what should I eat?
>>3962358
I have been asked that from Makoto. Heh. Thank you as well.
>>3962366
I must have worded that wrong. I stated that I do not find you annoying. She is very fond of you.
>>3962368
I will say that once again that this may be my fault.
>>3962396
Hmm. I would like to meet most of your guardians.
>>3962400
You are not going away soon. It is never too late to change.
>>3962400
Certainly not. It's simply another body which I control, sir.
>>3962419
I'm just glad I have this opportunity, myself...ah, I don't think I'll be sticking around much longer after this game, I'm Elly, a gatekeeper.
>She curtsies briefly
>>3962438
Miss Ramle-
>>3962438
Nice!
>>3962410
What? Where did that come from?
>>3962419
Thank you. Subaru told me that people are mean here, but everyone I met here turned out to be kind.
It was such a nice a surprise! I'm sorry, I'm acting like a kid now.
>>3962420
>Does nothing.
>>3962453
On one hand, he's a weak no body, on the other he's a loser.
>>3962438
. . .
>>3962452
. . .
>Clenches fist.
>>3962457
>Sits in front of.
. . .
>>3962438
It's ok! I'll just sit in the sides...
>>3962424
I want this rivalry to end at battleground, once and for all.
>>3962460
No, it's been like this for a short while beforehand, you needn't blame yourself, miss.
>>3962326
If your steam name is Subaru kun, then I already have you added
>>3962426
>The creature makes a loud wailing noise.
>>3962420
I have no idea what to do.
>>3962438
>>3962464
I apologize, Elly. Please recover from those. I do not want a repeat of last night.
>>3962460
Except I mean it! You're a beautiful woman that's able to do anything you want! I believe in you, Ramlethal! I know you'll become something much greater in the future!
>>3962466
Just do it! I won't do anything, I swear!
>>3962473
Return my clothes right now, n-tan!
Gavin and Michael demonstrate how to properly hunt a seagull.
>>3962484
Target dead.
>>3962484
I have to find the owner of this doll. I bet it's a little girl from around here, even if the doll looks pretty scary.
>>3962484
>doesn't say a word
>>3962484
Aw, come on Link. You could've left him for me!
>>3962480
I've wanted this to end for months! What the hell are you still even doing!? Watch I'll beat you again and you will try to make it go on even longer. And don't even mention that crappy rollup.
See L85A1, that's how you do i- oh, you're dead.
>>3962484
>Picks it up.
>It breaks.
. . .
>>3962505
Stop.
>>3962506
. . .
>>3962460
Thanks, dude. I'll try my best and see what I can do to help my nation!
>>3962464
Aw, I wanted to prank Iggy again... Well, I can always ask Gilbert, I guess...
>>3962473
...
>>3962491
Then message me and we'll get this underway!
>>3962506
At least I know I'll be able to survive off this is I ever get stranded somewhere in the ocean.
>>3962493
>she gives a slightly surprised face
Whale? That's very odd, can you go underwater like me?
>>3962410
You may, are they magical or physical?
>>3962460
None of them have shown up. They will probably have to be punished for their absence.
>>3962506
Time for a clean sweep
>>3962523
I can't go on like this while naked!
>>3962460
Oh no, I'm the one that misunderstood. That's a relief though.
>>3962464
It's a pleasure to be formally introduced. I'm Akitsu Maru, I'm serving as a police officer back home these days.
>>3962466
Subaru just doesn't want you to be taken off guard and be hurt. Most of the people I have met have been kind as well, and there is no need to apologize, be yourself.
>>3962484
I must eat fish after all. Forgive me.
>>3962516
I don't even know anymore. I'm just tired of listening to you bicker all the time about pointless things like your chances at another title shot.
The night is calm.
>>3962485
*sighs*
If you state so.
>>3962505
I very much doubt that. But thank you again.
>>3962506
I have been good hunting by myself. It should be logical that us two should find something as well.
>>3962522
that is a really shitty gun, should have been replaced
>>3962505
Wait a second, I wasn't designed for battle and I can't fire at anything without permission.
These aren't some toys, you know. Hayasui's Hayasui air squadron can cause some serious damage!
>>3962506
I bet this'll be useful in the future!
>>3962506
You mean bullet shells down by the shore? Because that's all I can see lying around.
>>3962525
Maybe later
>>3962524
. . .
>>3962542
>Leaves.
>>3962550
. . .
>>3962527
>the bouncer motions to his back and points at his helmet
>>3962573
. . .
>>3962550
All this noise is unpleasant. Do you mind staying quiet while I roast these wieners?
>>3962498
>>3962552
I've endured worse, after all, and either way, I'm sure I'l manage well indeed, miss.
>>3962524
If you say so, sir....
>>3962543
Ah! It's rather strange meeting such sorts of...protectors here. I'm only used to myself and my co-worker.
>>3962543
I'm sorry! I mean, thank you, Senpai! I'll make sure to give my all to keep making friends!
Doing that could turn out to be useful in the future!
>>3962550
I-is this any good? I've never done this before!
>>3962540
They're all magical, my good man! You won't even see it coming either!
>>3962552
You doubt what I'm saying? Ramlethal, I mean every word of it! I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it!
>>3962555
Just do it! I'm giving you permission to hurt me!
>>3962550
I'll prepare tea for anyone that wants some. >>3962573
>Almost breaks his ribs trying to resuscitate him.
That was a close call. Please take more care in the future.
>>3962546
Title shots are what matter to me, but why should I tell you that, you already know. I know you remember because you just cannot let go.
>>3962573
>is dead
>>3962573
Then don't look, faggot! Nobody asked for your opinion!
>>3962573
>Look, I found something!
>Gavin, that's a tin can.
>But there could be something in it!
>Why the fuck would someone hide anything useful in a tin can?
>Maybe they wanted us to win!
>THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT FOR A FUCKING SECOND
>>3962561
Whenever you get free time! Don't be afraid to bug me whenever!
>>3962568
See you later n-tan!
>>3962573
GIVE ME AIR!
>>3962573
Let's go! I'm sure we'll find something important or valuable if we try hard enough!
>>3962593
No! Not even if I got an order fromt he Admiral himself! I would never fire at a comrade or a friend!
>>3962524
I will wish you luck on that endeavor.
>>3962540
Are they aware of this realm?
>>3962543
*nods*
As I have stated, she smiled when I told her of you. You must be something special to her.
>>3962550
I have none to tell.
>>3962573
I feel... hindered after consuming this.
>>3962594
Y-Yeah, will do. Thank you for your help.
>>3962590
We do seem to be few in number.
>>3962591
I'll do my best to support you in that endeavor. Do your best!..Oh, speaking of friends, I wonder if you and Maru-Yu would get along.
>>3962616
They're dead, so what?!
>>3962626
. . .
>>3962599
Oh trust me, it's not me who needs to let go. I mean come on, you're stressed out because someone threw a pie in your face. Lighten up.
JESUS
>>3962568
...
>>3962590
...So, did anything interesting happen lately?
>>3962619
Thanks, dude. So, it's a bit late to ask this, but how was your Fourth of July?
>>3962626
I'm tired as hell! Someone feed me!
>>3962593
Alright, I am waiting.
>>3962619
Albedo, whether she decided to inform the others is outside of my knowledge.
>>3962640
WE'RE NOT FUCKING AROUND ANYMORE, YOU LITTLE CUNTS!
>>3962627
Then again, I suppose most of them would probably be at their post, so to speak....
>>3962642
As I'd said, not beyond that win, sir.
>>3962617
You're a poor sport, Haya-senpai...
>>3962626
Y-You rat bastard! You do this for free, don't you!?
>>3962590
I am aware. I did not realize you did not tell Kurumi that you died.
>>3962593
Not that. I doubt my ability to accomplish it.
>>3962626
*flatly*
Ow. This is worse than the canine's bite.
>>3962640
>>3962640
>Gets fed two coconuts
>KOed
>>3962640
NICEU DYNAMITO
>>3962640
. . .
>>3962642
. . .
>Yawns.
>>3962619
You think? That really warms my heart to think she'd be so fond of me.
>>3962625
It was no trouble.
>>3962626
I suppose it's unlikely anyone will stumble upon me out here..
>>3962640
Success!
>>3962654
Most likely.
>>3962640
I apologize, Ainz. But I cannot let you refer that creature.
>>3962638
Yeah! My beautiful face! Someone has to pay because that was personal! What I did to you was just me becoming champion for my family. Nothing else!
Welp, we're suddenly at the final 4.
>>3962654
Huh. Well, if you want, would you like me to talk about what I do as the personification of a country?
>>3962666
...
>He winks.
>>3962627
Maru-Yu? I'm not sure if I'm familiar with that person? It's a fellow transporter or someone from around here?
>>3962626
Something about the tiki dolls, but I can't remember!
>>3962640
I got blown up with my teammate. I think at least we gave our all.
>>3962658
Just because I don't want to hurt you?
>>3962671
They are even cuter when they are killing someone.
>>3962659
It was, ah...not entirely important. And embarrassing....
>>3962673
I'm only here because I can manage to be in two places at once, truthfully...and only decide to use it for the people here.
>>3962685
Presumably matters of political importance...?
>>3962645
>he stands still for a moment before making doing some weird movements
>after a bit you start to feel invisible hands grab at your neck bone and all the other bones
>>3962659
Oh come on Rambo, you're a talented person! You've gotten this far here, so why wouldn't you be able to accomplish more things?
The next night is spent recovering.
>>3962685
. . ?
>>3962702
Shit, the image didn't post.
bed...now...cant type formative sentences anymore...
The final 4 are strategic.
>>3962688
That's precisely it! If you were really my friend then you would've done this without hesitating!
>>3962700
>the lich taps on his chair patiently
Is this suppose to be a joke?
>>3962702
I can recover from being blown up? They can repair damage like that?
>>3962710
I don't know that fire. That fire don't know me. I'm staying hidden.
>>3962612
Thanks
>>3962688
She's the other transfer from the Army and a dear friend. She is small even for a submarine, but she has the heart of a dragon.
>She shows her an old photo.
>>3962698
I myself am only here because there are few matters I need to address around home and I'm no longer the only one.
>>3962710
Try to take it easy.
No one's doing anything!
>>3962712
>trips
>dick falls into your pussy repeatedly
oops my bad
>>3962698
Pretty much, yeah! Or maybe you want to ask any questions you have so you can learn a bit more about us!
>>3962706
...
>He pulls out a burger slowly and starts to eat it. Where did he get it from? Nobody knows...
>>3962718
More supplies for what? We're gonna die anyway.
>>3962721
...
C-Can't you feel them?