Zootopia: Honey Buns Edition
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BUNE
Start us off with some comfy
I think I'm pretty cool
>>3939392
>>3939413
I'm sure you are a cool bunny.
>>3939304
Weaver must be jealous.
final battle for goodnight thread
>>3939434
Oh I'm sure he's hiding in some bushes nearby with the clippers. Waiting to strike.
TRYING!
DON'T GIVE IT UP JUDY!
>>3939445
you did it
you actually did it, you absolute
M A D M A N
A
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M
A
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>Jude The Dude didn't give a fuck
>Always walking around Zootopia, laughing at cucks
>Then one day, a dick name Nick
>Gave Judy a little slip
>Of date rape where she immediately collapse
>For Nick to go down and eat her ass
>What some didn't know and what could be heard
>Judy let out a great big turd
>Into his mouth, to his disgrace
>And some on his pretty fox face
>>3939453
weaver's been gone for a while, anon
posting latest works again for new thread, got me some tigers
>>3939479
some foxes
>>3939471
>weaver is dead meme
Every time.
>>3939471
>>3939479
.heterosexual, heterospecies relationship
that this is exceedingly rare speaks volumes of our degeneracy
>>3939492
and some buns
>>3939453
I killed Weaver over a week ago
>>3939432
Yeah even cooler than you
EVERYONE! FILL IN THE BLANK!
I can't fucking believe _________ is dead!
>>3939507
anon was trying to be nice, no reason to be a total cunt about it
what a rude Jude
>>3939506
...Do you still have the body?
I hope Wishmaker does something lewd with the Pack Street Twins today. I wonder if you can preemptive leave a wish?
Anyway, I think it's bedtime.
>>3939522
Bunanon!
>>3939507
if I take your badge, would you cry
>>3939522
Ozzy
>>3939498
truly we are beyond redemption
>>3939522
I can't fucking believe the I can't fucking believe X is dead meme is dead!
>>3939501
fuck this is so hot
jesus christ
>>3939522
Raccoonfag
>>3939522
SQRL
>>3939522
I can't fucking believe
>EVERYONE! FILL IN THE BLANK! I can't fucking believe _________ is dead!anon
is dead!
>>3939530
No, I ate it with some fava beans while I was murdering Ozzy too
>>3939522
Hotwheels
>>3939564
But when you reached for the fava beans, you looked away from the body.
Never look away from the body.
>>3939522
Rose
>>3939588
>not keeping a can of fava beans in your pocket for times like this
I want casual serial cannibals to leave
>>3939522
>I can't believe jacob and freddy are ducking dead!
beaver will never start his next comic.
>>3939527
I'm not rude!
I'm just stating the facts
>>3939537
I did a thing and it's a shameless fapfic.
I'm not sorry.
(I actually did it quite a while ago, but now it's on AO3)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7416004
>>3939558
I really need to do more personal fetish pics. I'm falling waaaay behind Alec in that regard
>>3939653
ur a smol bun
>>3939663
Might wanna toss on some more tags. But I remember this one. Good on ya.
>>3939664
We just need more lewds of anons OCs in general.
>>3939612
There's still Boney, we still have a chance for otter threesomes, r-right?
>>3939691
u no it bb
>>3939684
Seconded. I, uh...
I may have a folder dedicated to it. It needs some serious cleaning.
>>3939670
4U
>when you lay down in bed and have a really good idea for dialogue so you get up to write it down before you forget
fuck
>>3939698
Beaver here, I've copyrighted Beaver and the otters and I'm just getting ready the send BoneyM a cease and desist letter regarding his Justifications fanfic.
>>3939717
Thematic Thursday submission? "OC Lewds?"
>>3939782
I think TT can't be lewd to allow max participation.
I want to drink Judy's bunny honey.
>>3939782
>>3939851
...Feat. Lewdacris.
>>3939803
Phew, for a second there I thought I was gonna have to write a song about Ozzy fucking Charlie or something.
>>3939851
Fetish Friday
>>3939732
Alright, back to sleep.
Goodnight /ztp/
>>3939873
YES.
We can do that, right?
>>3939873
>>3939873
I dunno about that one.
Things could get, uh, weird
>>3939889
So long as Watersports or Scat don't win the vote right?
>>3939889
anon, we are literally /trash/
>>3939875
Good night anon
>>3939900
That's the worry, yes.
>>3939907
Just maintain eye contact to assert dominance.
>>3939907
ah fuck
>>3939900
Watersports isn't nearly as bad as scat. Not by a mile.
>>3939911
True, but these threads in particular seems to have a limit on what it will get enthusiastic about.
And I kind of like that limit.
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again.
I'm about to finish up the "Analise x Sasha" trilogy. Almost there.
>>3939900
What's wrong with watersports?
>>3939932
ah yes, the fabled flopwatch
the natural evolution of a flopwop that has developed curiosity
>>3939946
>>3939948
>>3939948
Everything
>>3939948
you know, we don't have any nick watersports pics that i know of
i dont count this one, as it's an edit.
>>3939907
>>3939932
I'm not entirely sure which way I should be posting this. I guess upside down?
>>3939948
More power to ya for your fetish I guess, but while I don't find quite it as disgusting as scat, it's definitely really really not my thing.
What's goin' on in this thread?
>>3939968
It's an official edit made and submitted by dotkwa himself in the same post as the other two """edits."""
>>3939948
>>3940159
Oh no
>>3939946
Clawhauser, Fangmeyer, Higgins, and McHorn race to pull records for the chief in hopes that senpai will notice them.
>>3940159
Heh.
>>3939946
It's Nick and Judy's anniversary. Nick struggles to find something suitable to celebrate that he feels is worthy enough for Judy. Judy, meanwhile, just wants to spend the day with Nick to appreciate what they have, even as Nick slowly grows more and more distracted and anxious trying to find what he never really needed in the perfect gift.
I'm just going to repost this once, because it barely got any attention, and at least someone out there asked for it. May become an actual fic someday if I come up with good ideas to fill it out.
>Nicholas Piberius Wilde
>Wants to use his smarts/cleverness to become a criminal analyst, but ended up stuck in a dead end job
>Desk Jockey at the ZPD
>No clue how to proceed from where he is
>Other officers bully him into doing their work for them, he just complies. Doesn't want to make a fuss and risk potential future promotions.
>Judy Laverne Hopps
>So determined to be the first bunny cop
>Never given a chance, turned away before she even got into the academy
>Bitter at the world, bitter at life, especially bitter at the ZPD
>Nighthowler stuff proceeds as in movies
>Preds disappearing, no clues, no evidence, no leads
>Except Wilde, he sees a pattern emerging
>Locations, people, they're targeted
>Nobody will listen to the desk jockey though
>Judy ends up in Zootopia, something related to farming
>Ends up accidentally, maybe unkowingly witnessing something important
>Later that nick, a pissed, possibly drunk Judy decides she's going to tag the side of precinct 1
>Nick, finishing another officer's work, gets out late and sees her
>Makes (citizen's?) arrest on her
>Somehow finds out she knows something, maybe he predicted where next disappearance would be, found out she was there
>Has to convince her to help him, she wants nothing to do with the ZPD
>Maybe threats, maybe coersion, gets her to help him
>Together they end up solving case
>Judy ends up being allowed into academy
>Nick gets his position as an analyst
>>3940218
>vintage
>ywn help make Zootopia
>ywn be able to say that you contributed to Zootopia
I wish I got to help, even if I just did something small like drive Byron to the work when his car broke down
>>3939946
Gideon and Travis finally confessing their feelings for each other.
>>3940346
If you bought a ticket, you can say you helped with funding the sequel
>>3939501
BB pls
pls
>>3939961
>"The purpose of my existence is to serve others. When someone desires protection, I protect them. When someone desires assistance, I assist them. And when someone desires love..."
>She looked Annalise in the eyes.
>"I love them."
>"Have you loved before?"
>"No. You are the first such case. I found you in that shower, alone and in such desperate need of companionship. Your desire was great enough to animate me, in this form"
>"Do you look different every time you...come to life?"
>"Yes. This body is a composite incarnation of all your desires. It is everything you have ever wanted your perfect lover to be."
>"And more" purred Annalise as she leaned back in.
>"So why did you keep abandoning me?"
>"Because your desire waned. You constantly questioned whether or not I was real, and with that, my ability to be real to you faltered."
>"I still wanted you when we were in that shower."
>"I know. You very much did. But that time I ran away on my own accord. I was frightened by how much I had enjoyed it."
>"I was too."
>"But I came back for you after I had thought it through. And I'm glad I did."
>"So you weren't there this morning because I half thought that you weren't real?"
>"Yes."
>"So WHAT just happened to me at work? Were you actually there?"
>"Yes, I was, to you at least. No one else could see me. I'm crafty like that."
>"Why did you do that?"
>"Well...because I wanted to see you."
>"You gave me a really bad scare there! They're going to at least give me a formal reprimand for that!"
>"I'm sorry Annalise. I shouldn't have barged into your personal life like that."
>"NO, no no no, I WANT you to be in my personal life!"
>"You do?"
>"YES, I want to...LIVE with you and sleep with you and take you to all my favorite places and introduce you to my friends and my family and....I LOVE you Sasha, and I just want to be with you...for good."
>"And you can."
>"I can?"
>"Yes."
cont.
>>3940381
True, and I did also buy merch if that counts.
![1467857755.tricksta_zootopia_copy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fDYnYp0.png "1467857755.tricksta_zootopia_copy[1].png")
What are Nick and Judy looking at /trash/?
>>3940381
I-I have a confession to make.
I didn't buy a ticket because spaghetti, and I downloaded the BluRay rip.
I really should buy it.
>>3940487
>>3940487
/trash/
>>3940487
>important_gif_for_every_thread.gif
>>3940489
Do it.
Do it before Byron locates your scent.
>>3940487
>>3940520
I will
Once I have money
>>3940487
>>3940585
Let's not get too meta here
>>3940585
I got confused when I first saw this and thought his tail was someone else's knee.
>>3940487
I don't think Judy is having much success holding a mouse like that.
>>3940649
I don't think you're having much success at anything
>>3940426
>"And you'll never disappear on me again?"
>"So long as your desire for me remains intact."
>Annalise squeezed Sasha as close as she could.
>"I will never stop wanting you."
>They held one another close.
>"Oh Sasha, one more question..."
>"What is it?"
>"Why did that shower take an entire hour?"
>Sasha leaned back and grinned before saying,
>"Time flies when you're having such wonderful fun, love."
>A lot of things happened in the following few weeks.
>Annalise wasn't fired from her job. She wasn't even reprimanded.
>Her coworker had pulled the right strings to make the whole issue seem like his fault.
>That damn moose. He sure could he obnoxious and naive, but he always looked after his friends.
>Annalise got some proper clothes for Sasha and even helped her get a job at the studio as an intern.
>Things had never been better for either of them.
>They lived together.
>They slept together.
>Annalise took Sasha to all her favorite places.
>She introduced her to all of her friends.
>And her family.
>She proudly walked around town with her paw in Sasha's.
>She wanted everyone to see her with her big, strong, strawberry-scented, extra-dimensional....
>Girlfriend.
FIN
Thank you so much for reading my greentext!
If you want more of these characters, just place requests. I intend to use them more in the future!
>>3940487
"HEY CARROTS"
"WHAT"
"GET IN HERE FOR A SECOND"
"Okay, stop yelling."
"Can you take the controller for a second? I can't pause in this game and I REALLY got a rub one out."
"Okay fine, but I'm taking my pants off first."
>>3940487
>>3940585
that could use more blush
>>3940411
is everything okay anon, you look a little flushed
>>3940681
>ywn have a supernatural gf
Awesome story thougj
>>3940724
Thanks Anon!
>>3939946
Nick and Judy discover a dark secret of Bogo's past
Oh yeah, new thread.
http://pastebin.com/zs0Ku5B3
^Very short story, probably a 1 minute read; re-imagining of Judy's resignation scene that allows Bogo to get a little more involved in Judy's decision, in contrast to how quiet he was in the movie.
>>3940814
We all know he's black anon you don't gotta be racist
>>3940814
Logged! I can't write any more tonight. I've already been up way too late.
>>3939507
Hey! You are the bunny that hurt my feeling the other day!
>>3940487
I have no fucking idea what this is conveying.
>>3940925
Really?
>>3940948
You have +800 image reaction folder of Judy.
>>3940253
Could be pretty good anon. I'd say get a more firm idea of their first meeting and how they go about solving the case and it has potential. At the very least, you would be going into uncharted territory and have a unique fic.
I dunno if this is super dumb or what but I've been feeling pretty low the last couple of days. Put on Zootopia cos I was looking for a screengrab for something and ended up on Judy's speech at the end about how change starts with all of us and it's actually given me a real boost.
Like yeah, I can sit around feeling sorry for myself, or I can actually try and do something about it.
Man I love this movie.
![Annalise and her mystery lover 3[NoGraphic].png](https://i.imgur.com/T2usUnz.png "Annalise and her mystery lover 3[NoGraphic].png")
>>3940681
>>3940983
Oh yeah that's me
I hope I didn't actually hurt your feelings
>>3941020
No, you didn't, but you were an asshole anyway.
>>3941017
Thanks Cap.
>>3940948
Hey are you the Jokeposter from ages ago?
How have you been?
BTW has anyone got an update of the July x Chief Wilde greentext?
>second trailer released
>full color wallpaper quality adam wan porn immediately followed
damn furries
>>3941026
I'm not an asshole! How did you know it was me anyway?
>>3941032
I'm alright m8 are you the jokeanon?
>>3941068
Well, perhaps I can tell a joke to prove it?
Knock knock carrots
>>3941058
Nothing is faster than the speed of porn
>>3941071
i mean i'm not complaining
>>3941103
Who's there?
>>3941133
the IRS
>>3941133
Dwayne
![Annalise and Her Mystery Lover - Complete Edition [NoGraphic].png](https://i.imgur.com/P5V0SOV.jpg "Annalise and Her Mystery Lover - Complete Edition [NoGraphic].png")
>>3941017
Complete Edition
>>3941148
Oh shit...
>>3941148
Dwayne who?
>>3941164
Dwayne the bathtub its overflowing!
>>3941161
Holy shit thats ____
>>3941148
DUANE!
>>3941145
>>3941179
what?
>>3941179
Oh it really is you!
How ya been?
>>3941196
If you think I'm going to say the c word and trigger the bunposters than you obviously weren't here for when I spun some anti-jokes
>>3941200
Yeah, getting on with things, doing school, actually doing an assignment on Nick's psychology, coming to these threads each day, sinking further and further into my own degenerate pit
You know, the usual
>>3940943
Judy is surprised to discover Nick is into the same stuff as her
>>3941227
No, not cute, i just didn't get the joke.
>>3941032
yeah right here
>"cheef i want hug"
>"ok small judy"
>"i dont care youre eight billion"
>"i dont care youre young enough to be my uncle"
>they do the comfy
>>3941240
Dwayne the bathtub
DRAIN THE BATHTUB
>>3941248
My feels, who knew a greentext could do this
>>3941264
Oh god, i'm stupid.
>>3941227
Yeah me too
Why do you always post when I'm about to go to sleep?
>>3941264
To be fair the joke works better when it's "Dwayne the bathtub, help, I'm dwowning"
>>3941274
No one is stupid anon, we are all friends here
>>3941275
>Australian
>School
Holidays are coming up in a week though so i should be on during our daytime hours
>>3941279
Now I have scammed a joke off of ye
HEHEHEHEHEHE
sterotypicaljewlaughandrubbinghands.webm
>>3941299
I've got a really dumb joke for you
Where do Sith Lords shop?
Awww, another /co/ thread got axed.
oh well, any good animated movies coming soon to fill the void?
>>3941306
Where anon
>>3941321
Iron Giant for the feels?
>>3941332
At the Darth Mall.
>>3941321
from the creators of Minions
The Secret Life Of Money Grab Movie that looks like a zootopia knockoff
>>3941321
/co/ threads? I though everyone already got banned there.
>>3941299
That's great we can be posting all day
>>3941321
Kubo and the Two Strings looks fucking amazing, lands in August if I remember right.
>>3941342
reviews are semi decent actually
>if 6/10 strikes as decent reviews to you
>>3941299
>That fucking image
"Oh blueberries, where did we go so wrong?"
>>3941337
I snorted anon good job.
Okay how about this; what Video Game character is the least racist?
>>3941379
Jesus.
>>3941385
Not Mario...
>>3941385
I don't know, which one?
>>3941370
Hey, I told you it was dumb.
Can someone post the pack street lineup please?
>>3941408
>>3941415
Yes it is! He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I have returned
https://soundcloud.com/user-141799361/i-c-e
>>3941438
Nice, i needed some this night.
>>3939254
>Collar is spelled wrong.
>>3941435
Oh...
>>3941435
It jumps like a mexican and runs like a black man.
>>3941434
Crap all I have is the old one.
>>3941480
>homo manletus
>>3941480
Thanks.
any drawfriends here?
Just got an idea for image, phoneposting so I can't post the reference yet.
Does anyone remember a picture of a fat guy sitting on a chair next to his desk, looking down on a cd that lays flat on ground?
I'd like same picture , but with clawhauser and a donut.
Please?
>>3941435
Well jokeanon I'm off to bed
Good night!
>>3941455
wait a fucking second
this scene
did they fucking get an metaphorical handjob past the censors
He has red wood
and puts it in her hands
>>3941480
Wolter and Anneke aren't even there, we were so young back then.
>>3941499
You mean this one?
>>3941522
A single tiny pic of the badger and I totally fell for him. So chill...
>>3941455
Does this type of joking make you uncomfortable because if it does there's no shame in calling it quits
>>3941510
Sleep tight bunner
>>686811
>During a chase through a black market chemical plant Judy gets knocked into a vat full of experimental steroids.
>Fortunately, she doesn't seem to suffer any side effects.
>Except that a few days later all her clothes feel quite a bit tighter.
>And they go on getting tighter as she begins to fill out.
>Her compact frame begins to bulk up as her muscles get bigger and stronger by the day.
>She is, of course, freaked out but the doctors tell her that there is nothing they can do as the mixture seems to have permanently altered her body chemistry.
>Now her body is in a constant state of hypertrophy.
>There's no telling how big she'll get.
>Not one to dwell on depressing news, Judy throws herself back into her work.
>She soon looks like a body builder, with enough definition that it can easily be seen underneath her clothes and fur.
>Finally, the odd looks and snide comments of those around her, combined with her own insecurities cause her to get depressed.
>She's never worried about looking feminine before but the whole ordeal is really messing with her self image.
>About the time her physique approaches cartoonish proportions she breaks down and confesses all her worries to Nick after he confronts her.
>They've only recently started dating and lately she has started avoiding him, worried that he will be disgusted by her new body.
>She needn't have worried, Nick is a predator and like his females with some meat on their bones.
>It's a good thing too because another few weeks and Judy weighs more than he does.
>She is bulky beyond belief but otherwise fine.
>Well, perhaps she IS a bit randier than usual but that is between her and Nick.
>Judy settles into a new normal, with a body that is filled to the absolute maximum with muscle.
>Then one day Nick passes his hand over her head and has her stand up strait.
>They measures her and find she's grown several inches taller.
>Nick suddenly wonders if he's going to end up as the short one in the relationship.
>>3941548
I... I knew you were going to say it was Mario...
But I wanted to deny it anyway...
I... I'm just gonna leave, now...
>>3941591
How bout another
So whats the difference between St. Nicholas and Tiger Woods?
stay
a e s t h e t i c
friends
goodnight
>>3941617
Have a goodnight anon.
>>3941511
I like to think this is a coincidence but after the multiplying line I don't know what to think. Also
>Judy sizing up the red wood when it is put in her paw
>>3941617
goodnight, aestheticanon.
>>3941606
What?
>>3941606
>>3941655
St Nicholas stops after three hos!
>>3941625
Byron you sly sonofabitch
aight heres some revy
>>3941688
Nice.
>>3941677
how dare you make me chuckle
>>3941688
>pulling flagger duty
She did nothing that day and still got paid. Truly there isn't a better job in construction.
>>3940992
>human
>penis
>>3941537
Isn't he really small for a badger?
>>3941778
weaver didn't give nick a knot and it bothers me
>51 posters
Welp, rip ztg
>>3941728
>>3941754
How about a bit of a story
So a man goes to a fancy dress up party, in nothing by a pair of blue jeans
The host says "What are you as?"
And the man says "Premature ejaculation"
The host replies "How on earth are you dressed as premature ejaculation when you don't have a shirt or shoes or anything
the man says "Well I just came in my pants"
"
>>3941868
Hey, that one is kinda good.
>>3941868
cut it out, i was almost enjoying my boredom
Apparently the /co/ janitor won't even let me have a Zootopia thread for my 30th birthday.
If you want to do something nice for me, post cute and sexy Judy pics.
I've been away from these threads for weeks now.
Did I miss anything good?
Did /tlhg/ steal another GET?
Can someone please post the multipanel pic where Nick wakes up in the precinct dorm with Judy besides him and nearly freaks out but then decides to go back to sleep
I think I lost mine
>>3941973
All I have it this reference sheet... happy birthday Anon.
>>3941986
No, /sug/ got it this time.
>>3941973
Nameless Lewder is perfect for that.
>>3941973
>>3941973
Happy Birthday
Have a bun bun
>>3941973
Here is a cute Jude for you anon, and how about a joke?
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
>>3941973
happy birthday anon
>>3942029
you pee on her bed
>>3941530
Exactly!
>>3941973
Happy birthday, anon!
>>3939254
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/951721/37e5689f94/
>art is good
>way better than weavers lazy shit
>took into consideration that different species can't reproduce
holy shit this is actually REALLY good, Nick looks like he really wants to be the good dad with Judy I love it.
>>3942052
You call her and tell her about it!
>>3941434
>>3941973
>>3941986
drama and shitposting aside
>a Judy dies, goes to hell, and Nick is the devil fic
>more writing in the July Hopps AU, feels were had
>some anons writing about an 80s zootopia setting
>the wishmaster has come to us
>ALL HAIL THE CARROT KING
>>3941973
>>3942071
>>3941973
HB anon!
>>3942074
fuck you, now you made me laugh
>>3942071
Cool.
>>3942074
>>>39420
