161st Dark Side Games part 2
Even with those kills, this will be a slow, slow game
>>3898242
FUCKING HELL FRANCE, I KNOW SHE'S INDECENT, BUT SHOW SOME RESPECT!
>>3898242
Now where are the enemy?
>>3898242
Thanks!
>>3898256 (Invincible)
See
>>3898205
>>3898242
You really think that of me Vader.......
>>3898242
Sesh!
That guy looks dangerous!
>>3898293
>never mind, you saw it.
>>3898277
>>3898304
Yes, it's quite easy.
>>3898242
Aww... I feel bad, you seem like a good dad..
>>3898242
I haven't done this in a while...
>>3898251
Good night.
>>3898255
Yeah, I've noticed, but I'm not giving up.
>>3898256
Oh boy... I think you might be stuck here.
>>3898242
>raises his arms from his elevated position preparing to moonsault
>>3898242
RIP Kneesocks, Furry, Haruto, Shidari, Farmtorias and Soldier 76
Almost peaceful, as every slide
>>3898294
No, just RNGesus
![CHOIDALDAL[0460].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xoFbP9e.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0460].jpg")
>>3898260
>>3898172
Actually
"Girls of the Wilds" with an S.
Korean webtoon. Great art and good fanservice.
>>3898242
Sparing my life for no reason? What an idiot... what a complete and utter idiot ack, ack, ack
>>3898242
Run little man!
>>3898228
Well why else would I have you shout it?
>>3898232
You might want to do it again soon. Watering your eyes is important for a growing artificial girl.
>>3898250
Because I'm really curious! I can't live unless I know what's going on with the people I talk to everyday!
>>3898251
Giving up already, eh? Goodnight!
>>3898255
I wouldn't know. I never praise myself, because I don't think I'm worth praising. I've never done anything cool in my life before, you know?
>>3898256
But enough about that. What brings you here, other than fighting evil and whatnot.
>>3898250
I did state that she would come eventually.
>>3898256
I have no knowledge of that to agree with you.
>>3898263
You actually interacted with her last night. Her name is Elphelt.
>>3898266
Stop stuttering. I will not hurt you at the moment.
>>3898242
Another step to my victory.
>>3898231 (Kneesocks)
Apologies, miss. I have a reputation to uphold.
>>3898232 (Ramlethal)
As I said, miss, I don't miss. But still, when it's venting frustration, that hardly seems affectionate....
>>3898250 (Makoto)
Supposedly she is. And there really are as many sorts of youkai as there are fish, after all.
...Though, perhaps that's a bit of an exaggeration on my part. Things like yourself are...completely foreign, after all.
>>3898251
Farewell, miss.
>>3898256 (Invincible?)
It's a bit of an unwritten rule, after all...though there are people who're prone to bullying others, at times.
>>3898266
>>3898320
Quite well indeed, sir, even if I was...extremely doubtful. Though I do miss the mansion, the current place makes for a good replacement.
>>3898242
Humans fall for the most obvious things
>>3898334
As repayment, I shall not end you tonight.
>>3898334
No point in fighting now.
>>3898334
>>3897617 #
>>3898063 #
>just realized I was skipped due to me falling asleep
>thanks for hosting anyway
>>3898334
Why, I thank you for granting me another chance, little fox.
>>3898334
That was a cool fight Reingardt.
Want a beer?
>>3898334
It's nice and warm in here. All I ask of you is that you don't spill any drinks.
>>3898351
The one that showed up late to the games..?
>>3898334
Mother...
>>3898349
I have no reason to do so at the moment.
>>3898352
I suppose you are correct. It's bites are harder when I have to keep it away from the felines.
>>3898334
Probably too busy jerking it
>>3898349
Th-That's called being nosy!
>>3898351
You did! I knew I just needed to believe. I'm so happy, Rammy. You've got no idea how happy I am.
I could just hug everyone here.
>>3898352
I hope foreign isn't necessarily a bad thing.. I'd hate it if people in Gensokyo were racist towards me, too..
Um, hey, Elly, what do you like? I mean, what interests you?
>>3898334
And again
Sup, nerds?
How was your America Day?
>>3898138
>>3898334
I may have failed here brother... but rest assured you will not get much farther. When we leave this realm, yes, both of us, we'll settle this once and for all. It'll be all over for you then, as it will here
>>3898334
Wake me up when it's my shift, ok guys?
>>3898351
A-At the moment? Are you going to try to hurt me later?
>>3898352
Well that's good. Hopefully you won't get transferred to another timeline again..
>>3898398
Where'd everyone go?
>>3898398
It seems that I'm either fighting or searching for a fight, like in the good old days.
>>3898398
This will do perfectly!
>>3898402
America-what?
>>3898334
That fight actually took it out of me..
>>3898398
Oh come on....Just do it!
>>3898388
I can help you with that.
>he takes her arm and twists it
>>3898395
It's called being interested. Nosy is a little too insulting for my taste.
>>3898398
Welp...
>>3898320
Alright then, dude! Just a warning though, it'll take you a LONG time before you win a game...
>>3898349
I bet I can think of, like, three compliments! You're handsome, funny, smart, done! If I can do it, so can you!
>>3898398
Is it always this quiet...?
>>3898402
IT WAS AMAZING, DUDE!
>>3898398
You should rename your games to "slow side"
It's a meme at this point
>>3898402
It was good! There were fireworks, and cake, and cookies, and I got to meet my new nephew, and, and..
Oh, who're you? I love your hair! Wow!
>>3898388
>>3898232
Haha... Really?! Don't lie to me about this kinda thing, I secretly love romance... Or not so secretly.
>>3898402
I don't remember... I was hammered out of my mind for most of the day...
>>3898402
What..?
>>3898427
I've just gotta keep at it. I'll win sometime.
>>3898388
Thankfully you aren't so fragile, I suppose, hm?
>>3898395
I...don't really have much interests beyond my duty and flowers. Baking, I suppose...?
>>3898409
It's not being transferred, so much as...my version of things never was.
>She shrugs briefly
But at this point, it doesn't bother me any longer, now that my goal's achieved.
>>3898402
Ah, was that the holiday they'd been talking about? It was rather uneventful for me, I've just been guarding things as always.
>>3898398
You've gotta be fucking kidding me
>>3898380
Yes. That is her.
>>3898395
I am certain some would enjoy that.
>>3898402
Exciting. I was able to use the fireworks to harm someone.
>>3898409
That does not matter right now. You stated your name was Emil?
>>3898402
I treat each days equally, so nothing special.
>>3898398
RIP Makoto Kamiki Subaru and Matt
Now something better happened
>>3898432
I told you before it's RNGesus' fault
>8 AM
>upstair neighbour is constructing her new kitchen
>>3898320
Oh man my mom is going to ground me and my girlfriend is going to kill me!
>>3898334
That speaks trap out loudy.
>>3898317
You know a man by the name of Levy Angstorm?
>>3898398
Sorry... But I have no choice..
>>3898349
Well I was forced here.
By one of my rivals.
>>3898351
I'm just saying sounds like that...
>>3898352
Meh... Bullies are just wimps picking on the Weak.
>>3898470
I'm not sleeping next to that thing...
>>3898398
No I'm nowhere near as crazy as him
>>3898408
I'll still beat you tomorrow Matt. I'll show you what you used to be, man.
>>3898470
What might happen? no I'll tell you what will happen, this hammer, and someone's face.
>>3898452
Well, with confidence and an attitude like that, you'll win in no time, dude!
>>3898470
FUCK YEAH, BURGERS!
>>3898463
She seemed... Bubbly. Though I didn't have much chance to talk to her.
>>3898470
Burn baby burn, disco inferno...
>>3898484
I'm afraid not, why do you ask?
>>3898470
You're the unluckiest host here then.
That's what you get for joining the dark side.
>>3898402
I'm not a nerd, but it was alright. Hopefully yours was better.
>>3898427
ALL OF THOSE ARE LIES AND YOU KNOW IT!
>>3898484
Ohh, so your rival is here too?
>>3898470
>Death star
That wasn't a Giant materia we were standing in?
>>3898425
It's nosy! There's a difference!
You can be interested, but I'm not gonna tell you!
>>3898458
Really? I'm learning to bake right now! I just learned how to make brownies!
D'you want me to make you some?
>>3898463
I bet everyone would! After all, everybody needs a good hug every so often!
How's your day been, Rammy?
>>3898470
Nevermind
>>3898425
*flatly*
Ow.
>>3898446
It is quite obvious. You are like my sister in that regard.
>>3898458
Quite hardy. I think the lack of feeling may help as well.
>>3898470
I appreciate this. If it comes to it, I will kill you painlessly.
>>3898484
Whatever. You stated that something like this happened to you before.
>>3898500
She is. Pretty much a direct opposite compared to me.
>>3898521
I enjoyed the celebration of this day to the extent of my capabilities.
>>3898458
...That's so strange.
>>3898463
...Yeah, that's right.
>>3898470
So who do you think's the toughest guy here?
>>3898484
That probably shouldn't be your main concern... You've gotta get back somehow.
>>3898499
Yup, I can't just stop trying now. I've gotta keep going.
>>3898535
Sorry, but I'm not gonna lose!
>>3898515
See, I KNEW you weren't obnoxious enough! Unless you're trying to impress someone, the answer is always: "DAMN RIGHT!"
In other words, are you alright?
>>3898535
YOU BETTER FUCKING WIN--
>>3898535
This is too hot. I will remove the one who sent me this.
>>3898535
And back to looking for a fight.
>>3898503
That guy is the reason why I'm here in the first place. He can open portals to any random dimension at will!
>>3898515
No he sent me into this freaky dimension. That his power, to open a portal to any random dimension.
>>3898535
Hey beats dealing with whats down there
>>3898535
Well, I'm never eating those again.
>>3898521
How about you draw a picture of them instead~?
>>3898540
...
You're not going to cry from the pain?
>>3898484
You'd be surprised how often I'd simply allow people to walk over me in the past...and some powerful beings here most certainly are such callous people.
>>3898521
Oh! Well...I don't really need food, but...I suppose I wouldn't mind.
>>3898540
Hm...I don't know about that. I'm not so sure what the connotation between the physical and emotional like that.
>>3898555
...What do you mean?
>>3898540
>the lich taps his chin
So she is soft when it comes to humans I assume?
>>3898470
I don't need to sleep, just rest you three..
>>3898535
I'm probably just telling her another joke no one likes...
>>3898540
So who'd you kiss?
>>3898570
Well, if I ever see him, I'll be sure to tell you.
>>3898535
And an arena appeared, this will help a lot...
>>3898581
How the time you came from just never happened. How'd it happen? And why'd you come into this time?
>>3898540
That's great to hear! Did you set off a ton of fireworks? I know I did.
Actually, we did one that tipped over and shot towards us, and it blew up! Thankfully nobody got hurt, but it was scary.
>>3898576
No!
>She bonks you on the head with her tail.
>>3898581
Oh, I forgot! So you don't need food, but you like baking? That's sorta cute, Elly! You can still taste things though, right?
>>3898592
>This image always scares the fuck out of me
>>3898555
I bet you can do it, dude! So, uh, where are you from? Russia? Finland?
>>3898621
>Slams his hammer at the monkey mutts
Monkeys? well this is sorta new, just sorta.
>>3898621
S-Sorry!
>>3898640
I'm from a world called Sylvarant. I haven't heard of a Russia or Finland..
>>3898621
>Contenmplate death as my whole life uphoald before my eyes.
>>3898621
Ah... Everything is fading to black.. I had a good life..
>>3898497
>>3898470
A bit overly-violent, don't you think?
>>3898621
That's just...cruel!
>>3898631
It's just that it was...re-written, I suppose. I don't like putting too much thought to it now, myself.
>>3898634
Well, Kurumi and the mistress wanted to have something every now and then, just for fun...and of course, why wouldn't I?
>>3898559
I don't know, am I? I don't even know if I'm worth it!
>>3898570
How come you didn't pull him in with you? It would have been nice to see two people duke it out right here for everyone to see!
>>3898634
>the impact of the tail cracks Subaru's skull, sending him into a comatose like state
>>3898621
You have a scythe. Protect death Elly.
>>3898592
You just misaligned my QPUs you fucker.
>>3898540
This isn't the first time I was thrown into a different dimension before.
>>3898621
Hey what was that fo-
Holy shit what is that?!
>>3898555
What are you talking about, a mother and girlfriend's punishment is the worst thing someone can go through.
>>3898608
Well don't tell him I'm here..since he's my enemy.
Away
>>3898648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJeiql-sUmo
>>3898676
Ha! lass you don't know the half of it! it's violent and it's glorious!
>>3898621
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>>3898621
>
>>3898689
Ok then.
>>3898696
>That's funny.
>>3898701
They all fought well.
>>3898555
I suppose I should give you mine as well. My name is Ramlethal Valentine.
>>3898576
*still flat*
Yes. In fact, I may even die from this.
>>3898581
It is just a theory. Despite having the same capabilities as me, El would react more hysterically if she were in the same place.
>>3898597
Yes. She is defective for that reason.
>>3898621
This is all you are good for.
>>3898657
Well, that was a stupid question for me to ask, huh? Anyway, if you came here to get stronger, does that mean you're a warrior of some sort?
>>3898680
D-Dude? Are you okay? Do you want me to give you a burger?
>>3898701
F(rance)
>>3898621
>>3898701
Back to less deaths, still better than peace
>>3898698
I may be a gatekeeper, but I see precious little point in such violence....
>>3898729
Hm...well, you two do certainly act greatly different, after all.
>>3898701
F half of the game
>>3898729
Perhaps that is one way to look at it. Yet you seem to care for her nonetheless.
>>3898751
NO FAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrr.........
>thud
>>3898665
>>3898621
>Offers a brief salute and a muttered prayer before walking off
>>3898751
The weapon of a barbarian...but a weapon nonetheless.
>>3898751
>Charges the Magolor off a cliff
>>3898761
Like I said, it's glory, but it's also to keep justice and truth in this world.
>>3898581
Well that's depressing to listen to...
How come?
>>3898701
Wait if I died... How am I standing... Oh wait death isn't permanent I'm told. Now this is getting boring to watch.
>>3898706
Alright. So since I'm dead apparently. Care to show me some of your hocus pocus magic?
>>3898676
I guess I won't either.
>>3898689
They're probably wondering where you are and want you back safe instead of thinking about beating you up...
>>3898729
Hello, Ramlethal... So are you here to fight too?
>>3898733
I guess, but I'm kind of a scaredy cat.
>>3898751
>sighs
I wish Marta or Tenebrae were here..
>>3898676
Well, I was just making sure! Alright, hopefully you don't mind nuts, 'cause I use nuts in everything.
Can you believe some people are allergic? I feel so bad for those people...
>>3898680
S-Subaru?
You're joking, right?
I.. I barely hit you with it.. You're joking, aren't you?
Subaru?
>>3898751
Feast, and somehow no signs of peace yet
>>3898784
Alas, not today, I have to go now and check some diagnostics on the Lor Starcutter.
I'll see you another time, fare well to you.
>>3898808
or the feast for that matter.
>>3898808
Damn it
>>3898787
So was Italy, but he still did well in World War Two! So, what type of weapon do you use? Do you use a sword or magic?
>>3898463
Ooookay...
Have fun with that.
>>3898418
>>3898452
The Fourth Of July, stupid.
>>3898466
Eh, good for you I guess... dog-person?
>>3898434
Aww shucks, my hairs not THAT great...
>Sorry for late replies, I just learned what Limp Bizkit was changed to in EOH.
>I've been laughing reaally hard.
>>3898828
KABOOOOOM! GAHAHAH!
>>3898828
It seems I have focused on the lady and forgot the dog, ha...
>>3898598
A friend, Sin, was teaching me about this holiday. He decided to demonstrate this with me.
>>3898634
As I told Kaito, fireworks were easily my favorite part of the holiday. One even did manage to hit someone.
>>3898751
Why would someone leave an unintended fire?
>>3898761
Of course. I feel that if we were both shot out of cannons, I would not react as much as she would.
>>3898771
It is the truth. And yes I do care for her. I sometimes fear for what may happen to her.
>>3898787
Yes. I found enjoyment in this.
>>3898833
I did.
>>3898828
Furry porn's doing great!
>>3898833
Dog person? Well, that's refreshing, too many people say fox here, though both are correct.
>>3898828
Darn it... Here's where I turn in.
>>3898830
A sword, but I can use some magic too.
>>3898833
I don't even know what that is...
Goodnight, everyone. I'll see you all later.
>>3898867
G'night, dude! See ya tomorrow!
>>3898783
...I suppose I'd be a hypocrite if I said you shouldn't take such satisfaction from one's job.
>>3898784
I was in a rather poor emotional state and considered my self weak by my kind's standards, and was alone and directionless.
>She shrugs briefly
But that part in life's over, now.
>>3898787
I mean...mostly for the sheer confusion of it. Ah...I forget, have we met before?
>>3898794
I much prefer keeping things simple, myself...but I don't mind.
>>3898864
That's...more than likely, I'd daresay. Not that I'm sure why you'd allow that at all.
>>3898828
Victory unobjectionable.
>>3898680
Well you can open any patrol within a 2 to 4 meter radius. I don't know exactly.
>>3898787
Maybe or both. But they know I can handle myself. So that's slightly eases the future pain.
>>3898818
Really... I was just getting to know you. Alright bye than
>>3898867
Goodnight!
>>3898828
This is going to end soon
>>3898867
Good night
>>3898864
Oh my, did you enjoy it? Things like that you never forget...
>>3898867
Goodnight! Rest well!
>>3898898
You avenged me! Sweet!
>>3898864
What is a weapon that can't kill, or cause damage Valentine?
>>3898898
Best to check this cave later for goblins.
>>3898867
Oh! Well, farewell, sir.
>>3898882
If I took no satisfaction in striking down the wicked in our path of righteousness, why would I pursue it?
>>3898898
..."Him"?
>>3898833
Sure it is! I've never seen anything like it! You must be so skilled with hair stuff.. Is mine long enough to do like that? It's so cute!
>Fucking Flaccid Pancake
>>3898864
I-It did? Are they okay? Fireworks are dangerous!
You've gotta be careful with them, Rammy!
>>3898882
Really? Yeah, there's a lot of opportunity to mess up if you put a lot of stuff into them. My friend's been introducing me to cooking shows, and I really love watching them. Is your vampire friend doing okay?
>>3898867
Oh bye then.
>>3898882
Well you can be happy it's over now.
>>3898898
2nd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3898944
Sorry for that
>>3898867
Farewell.
>>3898884
>I do love what autocorrect does sometime.
>>3898882
I was just theorizing. Though I am glad to see how frequent you are lately.
>>3898914
It did not mean anything.
>>3898975
Fina-
Oh wait, peace
>>3898935
Because it would be a necessary task? I don't enjoy cutting down trespassers, but it has to be done if they won't leave. The satisfaction...is in knowing I don't let my mistress down.
>>3898947
Ah, there's shows for that...? Interesting.
>She smiles
Kurumi's made a full recovery, if anything she's more energetic than normal, now.
>>3898965
But of course, sir! All is right in the world, now, in my eyes.
>>3899011
Well, the ability to make another body does make things more convenient, after all.
>>3899029
Yes, but in satisfaction we look forward to the next task, even when it seem impossible.
>>3899029
That's great to hear! I'm so happy that she's back on her feet. She seemed so cheerful and energetic, it seemed like a shame that she was feeling bad.
How do vampires get sick, anyway?
>>3898689
Sounds troublesome.
>>3898928
A useless tool.
>>3898947
He has survived worse. It was amusing.
>>3899029
Of course. However instead of doing something else, you decide to spend your time here. That is nice as well.
>>3899025
Oh man I wonder who to root for?!
>>3899029
See everything is better with a happier personality despite your story. Any who got a name?
>>3899058
Consarn it! Nevah do get used to hot oil on the hands.
>>3899058
Peace is gone
Final 4, and an arena appeared, guess who won
>>3899061
My own task is perpetually-ongoing.
>>3899064
It's...strange seeing her like that, that's for certain. And much like any other person, I suppose.
>>3899084
Well...I haven't got much of a reason to do anything else, after all.
>>3899086
Elly, sir, a gatekeeper.
>She shoulders her scythe and offers a curtsy
>>3899011
Sauce?
>>3899097
Furry porn obviously.
His victory got stolen from him yesterday.
>>3899084
Yes, or one used for show. A bluff if you will. To know your strength and for others to believe there is one as strong as you is worth something.
>>3899011
I think you haven't done it with the right person then, but I don't really know, Ah but hey its not a holiday any longer, I couldn't do my wish I suppose.
>>3899097
Evah since my pappy died I been one to bet on myself.
>>3899110
Good on you then.
>>3899084
H-Hehe.. Well, I guess if no one got hurt.. You should still be careful, though. Fire's never a good thing to play with. I'm glad you had fun, though.
>>3899110
I would've figured that you could just remove bad germs from your bodies or something, figuring that you're so strong. It doesn't sound like a very normal cold to be hurt by the sun, though. That's probably a vampire-specific thing.
>>3899084
You bet it was. I went to a dimension with zombies, intelligent dinosaurs to a world run robots only. But this place takes the cakes in weirdness.
>>3899110
That really was necessary but nice to meet you Elly
Names Invincible!
>>3899097
>>3899154
Wait who won than?
>Purifies the poster below
>>3899154
What is there to sting?
>>3899163
No one.
>>3899163
I'm pretty sure it's Furry Porn.
>>3899154
Congrats to Furry Porn, and thanks for hosting, dude!
Where the hell is Superior Asshole Iron man?
>>3899140
I'd meant that I simply won't fully know whatever your own...perception of the matter is.
>>3899142
It was...strange, that's for certain, and I was completely unbothered by it. Hm...perhaps I should ask Miss Patchouli if Miss Remilia's alright.
>>3899169
>>3899174
...Huh?
>>3899163
>>3899146
The one known as "Furry Porn". That's...quite the title, sir. And really, that's just a matter of habit.
>>3899154
Good job Furry
>>3899184
I guess a kind of Iron Man who is the Superior one and an Asshole
>>3899154
Thanks for hostin, and congratulations to our hairy friend.
>>3899163
If these old eyes ain't mistaken, the peach who goes by the name of Furry Porn, though I don't know how pornographic material goes moldy.
>>3899192
Thanks for hosting Vader. Finally justice got served.
>>3899192
And stats showing Furry Porn and Rottytops being tied on the kills
Thanks for playing and good night
>>3899174
>>3899182
Well that's disappointing..
>>3899183
>>3899190
I'm officially dissapointed and disturbed on the fact that porn managed to survive.
>>3899192
I guess congrats than winner.
>>3899196
You might want to keep it that way old man. It's a good thing you don't know what that is
>>3899192
>afk buff I assume was in the works here.
>>3899227
good night.
>>3899232
Very
>>3899227
Till the cock crows, Mr. Vadah.
>>3899190
>Ah shit, I'm not good at english, whatcha mean?
>>3899227
Congratulations Furry!
Thank you very much for hosting Vader!
>>3899227
G'night, dude!
>>3899190
Maybe there's a vampire flu going around! That'd be terrible!
You'd better wear a mask or something, so that you don't catch anything. That's summer for you, though. Lots of sickness from all the flowers and bugs and stuff.
>>3899227
Oh night then host guy.
>>3899240
So now what?
Just wait here than?
Well, while we wait for another game, would anyone like to hear a joke?
>>3899232
Oh hell boy, you take me for senile? Gotta keep an innocent face on for PR purposes.
>>3899112
You can choose to enjoy it.
>>3899110
I did not mean to imply that Elly.
>>3899119
A bluff. Are you saying there is more to my sister?
>>3899120
I probably do not have a 'right' person. I will assume you could not try this on her.
>>3899142
I was. I made sure to not get hurt. And yes. it was fun for my first.
>>3899146
This place is odd? Hmm. I never seem to think much of it.
>>3899192
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3899276
Does it end with you tying a noose around yourself?
>>3899276
>pulls out sword
Okay.
>>3899276
Don't do it. Don't you dare do it.
>
>>3899289
This was your first?? Hang on.. Have you celebrated other holidays too? Like Halloween, or Christmas, or Thanksgiving, or Peanut Butter and Jelly Day?
![CHOIDALDAL[0362].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RNKX3fc.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0362].jpg")
>>3899276
This should be good.
>>3899276
but i can already hear you
>>3899289
Yes, you say she is a useless tool. But there is more to a weapon than were strength
>>3899272
Perhaps. Maybe I shall do something about it, we shall see.
>>3899276
We already had this conversation
>>3899314
No one celebrates Peanut butter and jelly day
>>3899249
>That because of the "unending task" thing she can't really understand the satisfaction of a done task
>>3899270
I'm...not a vampire, miss. Just checking that she doesn't have to deal with any of that.
>>3899289
It's simply the truth, miss. Beyond coming here and guarding the Garden, there's...simply not much for me to do.
>>3899232
Everyone has their moments, sir. I've even heard of occasions where rolls of bread would win.
>>3899342
>No I understand that, I'm just saying this line "I'd meant that I simply won't fully know whatever your own...perception of the matter is." what are you saying?
>>3899287
I'm just saying it's better if you don't know old man, might charge your views on some youngsters life choices....
>>3899289
I guess someone of your....err.. something see everything differently.
>>3899333
Alright then if anything can happen don't rush it
>>3899289
I do not know what you're referring to...
>>3899308
Ross! You want a hug right?
>>3899333
I do!
>>3899342
You might be! You don't know what you are, right? There's no point taking risks!
>>3899375
Boo! You've told that one already!
>>3899369
That she doesn't understand your experience, your perception of a completed task
![CHOIDALDAL[0262].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IeIvrTX.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[0262].jpg")
>>3899375
>>3899357
Now that's just plain stupid.
>>3899375
...
>>3899390
>Thank you dear Anon, I can always trust you on making me understand shit.
>>3899377
Huh what!?
>>3899375
GOOD AND STAY THAT WAY!
>>3899375
>
>>3899386
That is because it is your birthday. But they are separate occasions.
>>3899375
>>>I just realized that I have lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about this...
Dude..
No..
>>3899376
Too late for that. Damn near got myself sexually by a gigantic fire chicken a while back. Needed to increase my knowledge on the mattah to prevent it from happenin again.
>>3899369
>>3899390
>That, if that makes sense.
>>3899386
Well, for one, I don't exactly have the, ah, teeth for it. And in fact I rather enjoy the sun over moonlight typically. The only weakness I seem to share is silver sort of...burning a bit, from what I've gathered.
>>3899410
This place most certainly can be that, at times...it's so humiliating to claw your way through a game just to be beaten by some powerless human, or by mere hunger or a small fall.
>>3899314
No to all of those. Yesterday was the only thing I have celebrated.
>>3899333
She is useless to the purpose she was originally given but she does fair well in a few things. Like being personable.
>>3899342
I see. And you are okay with this.
>>3899377
The one being you are more fond of than anyone here.
>>3899376
I have failed to take other's accounts into my worldview since my creation.
>>3899435
>Steps closer to the failure of a joker
>>3899435
Someone fucking stop him.
>>3899435
FUUUUUUUUUUU
>raises the undead
>kills himself
>>3899435
>kills you, then revives you, then kills you again.
>>3899436
So she flourishes in areas you lack?
>>3899435
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
>HAAAAAAAANNDDD EEEEEEYYYYYEEEE
>>3899375
You already used this joke. At least get new ones faggot.
>>3899415
>Hug.
Here ya go!
>>3899436
Haha, but I'm fond of everyone here...
>>3899435
I'm literally going to kick you in the fucking ribs if you don't stop.
>>3899436
I suppose so...though I likely should pay the Scarlet Devil manor a visit at some point and offer the residents of it some sort of gift as a thank-you.
>>3899429
Damn that sounds like that was a nightmare.
>>3899436
Well than how do you expect to understand other people with a closed mind?
>>3899475
>is dead
>>3899435
>uses pain on you
>Oneshots you
>you die
>you like this
>>3899417
H-How did you know my birthday?
>>3899434
It's always good to be safe though, right? You could just be a special vampire or something. There's always a chance, and you gotta protect yourself! Vampires are hurt by silver? I thought it was garlic.
>>3899435
I don't know where America is..
>>3899436
Oh my goodness, no way! Okay, hmm.. We've gotta celebrate all of them! I love holidays, they're the best! You can really just get together with all of your friends and have a blast.
>>3899509
That's the worst part.
>>3899509
Come here I have something to tell you, honey~
>>3899509
>She kicks you.
>With Stone Free.
>HARD.
>As in "force of a small meteor hard".
>>3899497
We both know you can't die Ross... You're too godlike for that.
Well since nothing is happening I guess I'll find a way back home or do something weird.
Bye bye people and other things.
>>3899509
America, buddy. I think you need to quit. This habit you have is slowly killing everyone here.
>America is randomly telling jokes again again for free (You)s
That's the last time I tried to give advice to somebody instead of shitposting them.
>>3899456
Correct. He original purpose was to blend in and then remove any redundancies. However that had failed and she was able to keep the personality she had gained. If she was not a Valentine, I am certain she could lead a regular life.
>>3899489
Do you feel that you have to do that?
>>3899475
Stop playing stupid. We both know who I am talking about.
>>3899492
I do not. However I am trying to grow to understand.
>>3899523
Is it required to?
>>3899544
I will host a match soon. If my communication continues to work properly.
>>3899557
Why would you have tried since?
>>3899523
Vampires have numerous weaknesses, miss. And it's just...really unlikely.
>I forgot I had this image. So much for "don't have the teeth for that".
>>3899544
Apologies if you can't do that, like so many others, sir.
>>3899571
Not..."have", but "should", at the least.
>>3899523
Scan ability. I do not believe you wish to know how well it works.
>>3899571
I suppose you Valentines are well known then?
>>3899557
Or, ya know, he just wants to talk to people. But nah, it's obviously because he wants a little red dot on his 4chan tab since this place is such a blast while RPing to a brick wall that is the game slides.
>>3899571
Haha.. Alright, yeah I know and the answer is yes...
>>3899596
kys wigins
>>3899603
I warned ya, dude.
>>3899616
No u
Let the hate(posting) flow through you.
>>3899636
>>3899588
They are the ones responsible for your current state, correct?
>>3899593
We are infamous. I am certain you are as well.
>>3899608
Why not?
>>3899603
That's just how people are. Jokes hurt. Fun is bad. Life is supposed to be never ending suffering and pain.
>>3899634
>
>>3899557
Other people getting (You)s is a problem because I don't get them myself without crying, right?
His jokes are unbearable but not as unbearable as having to see your annoying ass whining
>>3899603
>stabs him in the throat, chest, belly and dick
>>3899670
Aren't you supposed to be assleep?
>>3899660
Do you see the E next to my cell signal on that screenshot? I can't look at your goddamn picture, Sub. I'm working with speeds that dial up beats
>>3899684
Why would I need to be asleep?
post social security numbers
>>3899654
Wait... What was the question?
>>3899660
>Hug.
Hey little bro.
>>3899625
Shit, you didn't have to hit THAT hard! It really fucking hurt!
>>3899660
Are you okay, dude? Usually you're aren't this... Poetic, I guess.
>>3899681
>He looks down before grinning.
I like that in a person! Blunt, and straight to the point!
>>3899654
>She nods briefly
Miss Patchouli had even made arrangements so that I could stay there if I couldn't manage to retain my prior position.
>>3899717
I didn't tell you to talk.
>>3899708
123-45-6789
>>3899730
You opened yourself up so hard for a freedom of speech pun
post themes of avas you want to see
>>3899717
Wanna know why I hit that hard?
Because I was trying to match how bad your joke was.
>>3899697
I can't see anything.
>>3899709
Why're you hugging me now? You were just making fun of me like...three hours ago. Your moods aren't consistent.
>>3899717
I'm just giving you an answer is all. I think you at least deserve that much.
>>3899708
xxx-xx-xxxx
>>3899708
1234567890
>>3899571
Well, no, I guess not.. But you had a lot of fun with this one, right? So I think you'd like the others too!
>>3899588
Is garlic actually one of them? That's kinda.. That stinks. I'd hate to have garlic as one of my weaknesses.
>>3899593
H-How well does it work..?
>>3899603
I don't know where Russia is!
>>3899746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUL0269awIk|
Sooomeday...
>>3899654
Infamous in some places. Famous is others. It truly depends if I have taken a liking to the humans in an are or not.
>>3899746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87e5qQnVerI
>>3899765
that koichi steals
>>3899746
https://youtu.be/yvJGQ_piwI0
>>3899744
I didn't ask you to talk either.
>>3899771
That isn't true!
He's only stolen a single thing in his entire life..
My heart.
>>3899797
no dignity
I believe my connection to this place will hold. I will be making a new thread. This is your only warning.
>>3899709
I do not see why you did not kiss Haku.
>>3899719
I will have to thank her for that once more.
>>3899764
You are correct on the first statement. You may be correct with the second.
>>3899768
I see. We are only the former. For good reason.
