Hunger Games Thread
>>3886804
Absolutely not! You're the one who should pay for me being included in them. You know not everyone is lucky enough to be able to dream about the beautiful and fearsome leader of the Survival Game Club. Yet I won't ask for money, because of my big heart!
Updated
>>3886814
You can already start writting it
>>3886858
But what I didn't have yet is your scar!
>>3886887
Seth's here.
>>3886836
>He releases her
Really? I don't think I smell bad.
>>3886879
Well I'm gonna ask for money. My dreams are streamed to various tactics headquarters across the world and your voluptuous body keeps interfering with the tactics dreams.
>>3886887
>this is actually a hg hitlist
>>3886858
Ich sprechen Deutsch!
>>3886895
>Her chest isn't that big. Hue
>>3886887
>Updated
>>3886911
What did you say about my chest!?
>>3886900
Ofcourse you don't, idiot. You are used to your own scent.
>>3886887
I'm still here.
>>3886902
ich spreche
>>3886900
You can't blame for the fact that you've been blessed by good imagination that was able to reproduce my beauty in your dreams!
>>3886887
>vader is a peruANO
>kuga is a colombiANO
>>3886887
Look at all those dead folders...
>>3886916
I said that that image is a fake. My chest isn't that big. And neither is my backside that massive. What do you take me for, an elephant?!
>>3886923
Ich spreche
>>3886923
>>3886936
Ich sprechen too.
>>3886936
Es ist "Ich scpreche" du dummkopf.
>>3886918
I dunno Sev, my deodorant says "Summer Breeze".
>>3886924
I'm totally blaming you though, if you didn't try to seduce me a while ago we wouldn't have this problem. Now fess up for your crimes!
>>3886953
>scpreche
>>3886930
This better?
>>3886887
>clock bitch is on here
>I'm not
>>3886965
>not ocean breeze
1 job
>>3886965
Must be one really ugly summer in whatever country you dwell in. It's a late autumm scent, At best.
>>3886887
Is Jew still around?
I thought you guys killed him
>>3886935
>Olive Oil
why?
>>3886971
Map is in need of update. Last one was during the /hga/ period
>>3886979
shut it down
>>3886965
If I was forced to pay after every person that fell for me, even my family would feel that money loss.
>>3886979
Jude retired.
>>3886970
Have i told you that i have firered hair instead of sca -
GOOD GODS ARE YOU DAFT, IDIOT?!? G-GET AWAY FROM ME!
>I know you are jacking off to this, yosugay, fucking faggot.
>>3886976
May the best contestant win.
>>3886979
Ye, but he only comes around to shitpost and host meme ride.
REAL BURGER HOURS!!!
>>3886991
>>3886998
Thank you for this round. This turned out to be a really entertaining Survival Game.
>>3887007
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3886979
He made a post about taking a break today.
>>3887001
sca - ?
>>3886973
I'll get that scent next time Anon. Jeez.
>>3886978
Sev....please stop sniffing me. Your face is pretty much buried in my chest. I haven't even taken off my shirt yet.
>>3886992
Oh no, I don't love you. I just think you're physically attractive. Two very different things. Can I have my money now?
>>3886970
Your imitation seems to show her feelings a lot more bluntly Sev.
>>3887007
kero kero!~
>>3887007
Ribbit ribbit
>>3887007
Fury extinguished.
>>3887007
Thanks fer hostin'.
>>3887027
Suwako-chaaan?
>>3887024
Look at that abomition one more time and I'll punch your eyes shut. Nobody has ever seen me without my smallclothes on and That will stay that way for a LONG time.
And i am three feet away from you, idiot. Your scent is jsut very penetratign and..well..smelly!
>>3887024
>She just pauses
No.
Peep peep
>>3887048
hiss hiss
>>3887053
quack quack
>>3887007
Guess I got too careless, well done and thank you for hosting.
doot doot
>>3887066
nyan nyan
>>3887041
keero?~
>>3887075
I thought it was Suwako-chan.
>>3887044
Please stop saying that I smell just so you can get close to me. I don't mind if you want to get close Sev, you don't need to hide it. You haven't even told me how you've been though. Let's change the subject to that.
>>3887046
You're a horrible business woman. You know that?
>>3887067
When the hell did we get Flynn?
>>3887073
bork bork
>>3887044
Are you calling yourself an abomination?
>>3887024
Hey, wanna see my panties?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFrGd0sAM8w
>>3887073
mrreow
>>3887093
kero kero~
>>3887086
I'm still alive, so there's that. And yesterday some of my generation thought it would be a great idea to use my hair as a plaything...A promise is a promsie, but by Naga I wanted to punch them all in the face, even the princess herself!
>>3887096
BARK BARK
>>3887086
I'm good at the only business that matters. The business that's made up by trading pellets with the enemy through a round of Survival Game!
>>3887088
I arrived not too long ago, thought a little exercise could do me some good.
>>3887094
That's my cue to bolt. Later nerds.
>>3887044
>abomition
>>3887098
Hoot hoot
>>3887094
You may look like Sev, but you're not. If there's any Severa panties that I want to see I'll ask the original one. You gotta work for your panty shots, otherwise they have no value.
>>3887108
I'm glad you're still alive, but you should be happy that your friends want to give you a makeover. Girls like those.....right?
>>3887115
You totally lost the round though, looks like you're bad at two things.
>>3887124
Wait! Ah....dammit.
>>3887133
caw caw
>>3887142
QUACK QUACK
>>3887117
Cool. Hope you stay around.
>>3887134
Strong people are not the ones that constantly win, but the ones that sometimes lose, get up and try it again.
>>3887134
You should know by now that I am not like most girls. We'll talk later, okay. And no you won't get to see my smallclothes, ever. Keep dreaming though and pray I don't haunt you in your sleeps.
>And just like that she's gone.
>>3887155
oink oink
You sure we don't need a 24?
>>3887124
>>3887170
Forgot your picture, senpai.
>>3887170
Mooooooooooo
>>3887189
chirp chirp
>>3886925
>not being something ending in ANO
Pleb
>>3887156
As of right now I have no intent on leaving; I might even somehow make myself useful. I'm quite surprised you knew of me.
>>3887171
I'm sure others are awaiting for the right moment.
>>3887160
I've been getting up for years now. Does that make me a strong person?
>>3887163
Ok, let me get this straight. You want me to acknowledge I'll never see your underwear but you still want me to try and see them. You also want me to think about you at night. Jeez, Sev you're really pushing the whole Tsun bit aren't you. I'll comply to make you happy I suppose. See you around dork.
>>3887201
Cheep Cheep.
>>3887221
I'll take that as a no then I guess.
>>3887229
AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>3887229
Noot noot
>>3887229
>>3887247
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3887230
neigh neigh
>>3887229
>
>>3887237
Go ahead, nothing else is happening right now.
>>3887237
Try a 36
>>3887229
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's comfy in here
First 24
>>3887224
I don't know. I barely know you, so you could easily be lying about all of that.
>tfw cat was sleeping on my keyboard for the past 10min and I was forced to watch my video again and again
>>3887272
Shalashaska
>>3887265
Try kys
First 24
>>3887272
Adrian Rollini
>>3887272
Wolf Pack
>>3887221
I guess you could say I'm a fan of your work. Good luck, commandant.
>>3887272
>>3887283
Flynn Schifo
>>3887272
Juri Han
>>3887272
Guiltia Sin Jurai!
>>3887272
Makina Irisu
>>3887272
Naoe Yamato
>>3887272
Vic Viper
>>3887272
Fyxe
>>3887272
Adam Sandler with a gun
All around me are familiar faces. Worn out places. Worn out faces.
>>3887272
Kousaka Honoka
>>3887272
>>3887283
Coffee-tan
>>3887272
Lord Beerus
>>3887272
Shenlong
>>3887283
Feel free to take it >>3887272
>>3887272
Otori Mio
>>3887272
Elh Melizee
>>3887272
Sheamus
>>3887272
Beowulf
LEMME HEAR YOU HOWL, WULFPACK!
>>3887272
>>3887283
Big pink
>>3887273
I was lying about the Survival Club the entire time. But I've been struggling since I was dropped in this hell hole. Every good lie has a bit of truth to it.
>>3887272
Baki
>>3887324
Why not do two games at the same time? Fun, right?
>>3887272
Lenny
>>3887275
It reminds me of a Gaston Lagaffe strip
Oh btw, check this out Ocelot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlnNKLeNVGU
You good?
>>3887333
>
Anyone seen Seth Rollins around? I have to ask the fella something.
>>3887272
Dipper Pines
>>3887341
Why would lie so easily about something so important? Being part of a club is not something that you should take so lightly! Especially if it's about Survival Games!
>>3887351
I'm doing pretty good, you?
>>3887333
........
>>3887295
Thank you for the kind words but I don't think my rank will do any good in this arena; I'll try my best.
>>3887374
Quite nice.
>>3887354
...Close enough!
>>3887380
Something the matter?
>>3887373
I'm good at lying, plus you're fun to mess with you get so worked up~
>>3887380
Hey you alright Honoka? You're looking a little down.
>>3887415
Hey dumdum-Kun, guess what?
>>3887405
Nothing. I think I am just out of the blue.
>>3887415
Surprised eh?... Me too. Not feeling it today. Never happened back then.
>>3887333
Interesting choice of setting! But you need to incorporate the usage of longer, more cool words...such as chaos, disorder!
>>3887415
You don't understand a single thing! You shouldn't take something so lightly that others put so much passion in! The Survival Game Club is not just a club, it's a family!
21 more
>>3887333
Shut your yap, mutt.
WHAT THE FUCK
SOME YOUTUBE VIDEOS I CAN FIND ON THE COMPUTER ISNT ON MY PHONE
Will stop if Lenny starts.
>>3887461
Fine. It'll be fine as long as none of you causes any trouble for me.
>>3887461
Jeez... I don't know what to think of this district. It's almost like they've been doin' this on purpose 'n all.
>>3887461
Ready to proceed.
>>3887480
Nah, forget it. Do your game.
>>3887471
Some videos don't work on a phone and so are excluded from the search results of youtube if you use one.
>>3887437
I'm gonna regret this but what?
>>3887439
You never had an off day back home? That's pretty surprising. What brought it on?
>>3887455
>He holds up a hand
This shit hole isn't a family. It's a bunch of people forced to kill each other because they can't go home to their real families. Some people try to make another family here. Well guess what? I've tried and they all fucking died! So how about you stop acting like you're better than me Otori. Was that passionate enough for you?
>>3887480
These aren't tater to-
>>3887461
Third year Otor--
>>3887480
--i Mio, President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
>>3887471
>found it
>Not available
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3887492
>FUCKING REVERSE AERIAL FALCON PUNCHES HIM BACK INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN
>>3887480
>THAT'S TRUE!!!
>>3887461
Say your prayers, tributes! Before it's too late!
>>3887480
Away! May the gods of evil and darkness guide me on this path of suffering...
>>3887461
I am ready....
>>3887480
Right.... Instantly from the start.....
>>3887492
I don't know I just don't feel that positive...
>she starts singing softly
All around me are familiar faces.... worn out places.... worn out faces....
Bright and early for their daily races.....
Going nowhere.... going nowhere.....
>>3887439
Well, if you say so
>>3887446
That seems pretty useless. Doesn't help you get your point across at all, and makes you seem like a weirdo
>>3887466
Why would I listen to some jerk I don't know?
>>3887492
I never said that I was better than you or tried to act that way. I just don't want you to take lightly a thing I care about and put a lot of effort into, just because you feel like mocking someone. I see that your life was hard, but the things like the Survival Game Club exist to help with it. It's about having fun while enjoying violence! To make life a little bit more exciting than it is! It's to unite us! That's why Survival Games the best hobby that you could ever choose!
>>3887532
This is the second time I got into a Helicopter.
I'm starting to fear the ride never ends....
>>3887509
>You put a lot of work and rage into that one
Wh-
>>3887528
Shhhh, don't sing that song. It's pretty depressing Honoka.
>>3887547
Fuck you! I'm never going to enjoy this! It's like everything I just said went right over your head. God dammit Otori, why is me not enjoying the games so hard for you to grasp? I'm trapped here! The games are the only thing to do. Forcing myself to enjoy this won't help
>>3887567
Usually singing helps me lighten up... I was hoping to achieve the same thing.
>>3887567
When did I say that you have to enjoy them? You don't have to, I just brought up reasons why people usually enjoy Survival Games, so maybe you can find something fun in it.
>>3887575
Please contain your urges. Even if my beauty is something that you don't see every day, you should be able to keep your urges in check.
>>3887532
I-I guess I shall run some more, if that is what they desire...
>>3887536
There is nothing weird about embracing the life of a legend! Purgatorial hellfire dancing across your tongue as you immerse those around you in your tales of battles well-fought!
>>3887575
Do they not provide an aspect of mystery? Kuhuhuhu...they're not harmful for the body, merely an unorthodox appetizer...
>>3887536
Proceed to reverberate the nonsense, nuisance. Sing till thin veil of tissue within your larynx bleeds.
>>3887596
It's pretty weird just throwing words into a sentence just to sound cool, kid. If you want people to think you're awesome, actions speak louder than generic words!
>>3887624
...How often did your mom hug you as a kid, bro?
>>3887618
Ahahaha! Nice dance moves, but don't expect to outdo me! I've been waiting for this moment to show off my skills! Footwork is important in most situations, so this can't be that hard!
>>3887634
I-I...fuck you.
>>3887618
You must be feeling rather unhappy to lose...but you should be honoured! Not many have the privelege of losing to me...the great Guiltia Sin Jurai!
>>3887634
But how are you to convey the true depth of those actions without words to back them up?! The impact of the words must equate to your actions, and that is why I use the words I do!
>>3887589
That doesn't usually work when you sing a sad song Honoka. Maybe try an upbeat song?
>>3887595
I can promise you I won't. I'll continue to make fun of the games and bother the tributes because it keeps me sane Otori. You haven't been here long enough to even attempt to understand how the games really work. They're vastly different than what you have back home.
>>3887657
The dogs, they're back.
>tfw 11 days until EVO
>>3887657
The only payment I demand is the greatest gift of all... Your smiles!
>>3887676
>Thanks for reminding me.
>>3887657
Casteliacone? With a bit of Rhum on top, please.
>>3887691
Well, that's what you get from spending the day drinking I guess...
>>3887668
You constantly underestimate me and my past experiences, but I can't be angry about that. I've been participating in Survival Games since I was a little kid! I know more about them than anyone from my age group!
>>3887691
Too slow! Maybe if next time you don't waste your time on useless questions you'll be able to catch up!
>>3887698
which game are you most HYP for?
>>3887655
You want to talk about it?
>>3887663
It actually detracts from it, if you ask me
>>3887691
AWOOOOOO!
>>3887668
That sounds good...
>she sings the exact same song but a more upbeat version
All around me are familiar faces. Worn out places. Worn out faces.
>>3887705
Street Fighter V
>>3887691
Nngh...no laws...can keep ME bound...! Face me, I dare y-
>>3887676
Cant wait to make some delicious bank in saltybets.
>>3887726
>being most hype for literally the 3rd worst game there
>>3887730
I already know the way I will solve this problem. With some money of course.
>>3887740
Same
i've got 3mil hoarded up to bet on evo with
>>3887715
.......I don't have parents, you wolves are a nuisance. Always interfering my plans for world domin-- I mean liberation.
>>3887730
Come on, keep up
>>3887741
What are you hyped for? MKX is pretty cool too.
>>3887786
Killer Instinct, Pokken and Guilty Gear
i'd be hype for MKX if the winner wasn't obviously going to be sonicfox (Again)
>>3887715
You think so? Then allow me to demonstrate the importance of an extensive vocabulary! Let's say that you wish to talk of your efforts to stop a criminal... Now, which of the following sounds better?! 'I stopped a criminal who was robbing a store.' Or 'With the use of my extensive knowledge of martial arts, I valiantly charged the criminal, taking him down so that he might be brought to justice, the hostages all applauded me as I bowed humbly.'
>>3887676
>Can't wait for Zer0/M2King to git gud at Sm4sh/Melee respectively.
>>3887803
A little ride with my homies? Sure
>>3887807
>Eves dropping within a disclosed location.
No....No.... The pose, kid. The pose!!!
>>3887769
Poor guy.. I can't imagine what it's like to be an orphan
>>3887807
Yeah, but that's just making you "sound" better, it doesn't change the core message
>>3887832
What
>>3887676
>Oh shit I nearly forgot about that.
>Daigo Umehara boyz
>Holla holla get a salty dolla
>>3887849
I can't imagine what it's like smelling like dog shit every now and than, if I were you I'd leave right about now. You're infuriating me, the more you speak.
>>3887861
>Daigo still plays? What about Murderface? Momochi? Jesus it's been so long since i watched SF at EVO at all.
She does have a big chest
>>3887893
She does have a big chin though
>>3887864
Seems legit
>>3887893
You're like a little child. Watch this.
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PsQVVHW-w0
>>3887849
It is okay to bend the truth just a little to fit your preferred perception of yourself! Ah, but before I forget... >>3887837 Body language is an important part of any good story! Your pose will be remembered by all who listen to your tales... So you'd best make sure it's a good one!
>>3887893
BIGGER YOU NIGGER
>>3887702
Your survival games and these hunger games are different. The rules are different the people are different. Ok, how about this, you teach me why you love the games so much next round and we'll work together during it. Afterwards I'll show you around the outside of the arena so you can realize why it's so different.
>>3887720
Ok....better. But the lyrics are still pretty sad.
>>3887861
>Tokido is still around, right? I haven't been caught up with fighting games for a while.
>>3887893
>>3887909
As much as I'd like to, coul oyu not post this? I am having a hard time finding the wil to RP these days and although I assume this ''shitposting'' isn't with mal-intent, It's not helping me with my rp mood. Is it too much of me to ask from you rp to not do it?
>>3887875
>pats back
Things'll get better, bro
>>3887907
The action itself should be enough. Fudging the truth is still lying
>>3887936
Well that happened
>>3887913
Well I feel better now. I don't know why I feel depressed just now. It's just... happens.
>>3887924
>Tokido still plays don't worry.
>>3887889
>Daigo, Momochi still plays
>I don't know about murderface.
>>3887950
>rp mood
>>3887964
You need to discover the joys of literature, my friend! The proper words can paint a masterpiece in their own right! Truth or no truth!
>>3887989
>I also loved Poongko with his Seth. That guy was a monster when he brought his A-Game
I love you all.
chocolate milk is so motherfucking good l swear
>>3887996
This is getting good
>>3888010
Love you too anon
>>3887989
>He pats her head
You're probably homesick. I know I was the first few days. I still get it every now and again. I got your back Honoka, don't worry.
>>3888018
yeah no shit my brother
BIGGER
>>3888010
No you don't.
>>3888004
>Poongko is a fucking clown.
>But he's awesome with his Seth.
>>3888039
Th... Thanks Yamato-kun.
>>3888055
Fuck off, Bolin.
>>3888066
Yes you are right. I love all of you, except Bolin.
>>3888010
An-Anon.....
>>3888069
It's literraly just the two of us now Pinkie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA
>>3888103
Never drive without a good USB key with tons of funky music in it.
>>3888083
Stop being autistic, Ramsay.
