Zootopia Thread: Speedo Kiss Edition
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Happy Something Independence to Something Nation Somethings.
cuk cuk cuk cuk cuk cuk cuk cuk
>no link to thematic spreadsheet
I wanna fuck that wolf.
>Independence day
>those boners are still trapped and probably painfully so
Where's the liberty? Where's the freedom?
FINAL UPDATE
WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE: SHILL EDITION
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/14682178
It's over! Complete!
Any of you who had reservations about reading it before, reconsider now, because it's no longer just another potentially abandoned project.
I'm currently working with Mead regarding a Mayor Swinton fic for his Judy Is Dead AU. It's gonna be pretty cool!
>>3883835
Eh
Probably never will, but I'm persistent.
Thanks anyways.
beefcake, or cheesesteak?
I need Bunnilingus in my life.
>>3883847
>>3883858
I can't believe thematic Thursdays are fucking dead
>>3883906
>bare-assed and about to get fucked and all he can think about is pie?
Fat Fuck!
>You weren't a retard who thought Zistopia could recover last week
Feels almost as good as not backing Mighty Number 9
>>3883915
He's clearly saying you should have some of his pie.
>>3883906
Mmm it doesn't look like Gideon.
looks fem.
>>3883935
I bet his pie tastes like ass.
>>3883883
Dude, that sounds rad. Good luck, and have fun.
I'm excited to see what you and Mead have in store.
>>3883934
>Smugswordman
I think you have the wrong picture
>>3883906
I would so seed his feminine big ass.
>>3883934
>had no expectations for Zistopia
>didn't back Might No 9
feels amazing
>>3883906
Both.
Cheeseburger.
>>3883861
I'll let you free your boner, Anon.
>>3883906
Well I got the image of buff furry poledancers with sparkles in their Fur on my mind now.
>>3883977
But what about the wolves in the OP? I appreciate it though.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10662304/
Is the OP not Zootopian related? I thought that it was, you know, a gay awoo creation.
Hello anons! This is sickly Anon, you might remember me from last night, where I was apparently dying.
I'm in the hospital for pneumonia.
To those who said "GO TO A DOCTOR." You were right.
>>3883991
Dox Fick
No Question
>ywn pull Judy's ears while plowing her bunbuns from behind, sowing her with your seed
>>3883997
Would you have actually died?
>>3883997
Glad you're not dead.
>>3883997
As the person than said MEDIC, I'm glad you're going to pull through.
>>3883906
>>3883939
too bad the other side isn't visible, we don't know if Chumpy likes the knot
>>3884018
Not severe enough, but I was in pain with every hacking cough.
Left untreated? Probably.
>>3884032
Good enough, /ztg/ officially saved a life.
>>3884048
And now we can take a life. That's how that works, right? Indigo Prophecy taught me so.
>>3883997
Damn, I figured you were just joshing around. I'm sorry!
Hope you get better soon.
I need more cute jerboas in Zootopia.
>>3884070
So, whose life are we taking?
Can't do Weaver, he's some sort of eldritch horror thingy.
Metals? Bunanon?
>>3884087
Knowing the thread's attitude, the new Zistopia artist?
>>3884087
You can't kill Bunanon.
She's the Artorias to the Abyss that is Weaver.
You have to wait until she inevitably falls to the corruption before killing her.
>>3884097
Dank Souls!!
>>3884093
I support this spiritually.
>>3884097
By corruption you mean the knot?
I mean otherwise she's a pure little cinnamon roll.
>>3884106
How about the sloth artists, they won't even realize.
>>3884087
Please don't kill me, I have things to live for anymore.
>>3884134
weren't you shot on head?
mornin y'all, got done with another page of zootermission last night
>>3884106
There's BB. I don't think she would mind.
>>3884114
We've never confirmed taking the knot, anyways.
And at this point she'd never tell.
>>3884162
No, don't kill BB.
He draws really arousing art.
>>3884162
BB! Maybe not the purest soul, but pretty pure. Lets kill him!
>>3884158
Where can I find the rest?
>>3884162
>>3884169
wait what
>>3884156
If so this is a disappointing afterlife.
>>3884157
I mean, if I can choose the method then maybe. Otherwise killing sloths is a god idea, they have a vicious streak.
>>3884172
here ya go, chronological order and everything
http://zootermission.tumblr.com/tagged/comic/chrono
>>3884179
Yes, now that i have your attention, how does this image makes you feel?
>>3884183
>sloth wedgie
oh, jeez, that's gotta hurt
>>3884193
who the fuck is talking here
>>3884193
mmm nothing much? I read the comic, but it's not one of those things that tugs at my heart. I'm sure megane-bun is going to be all right and would do the study by herself.
>>3884207
Many tongues, only one voice.
The Carrot God speaks through them, and all speak as one.
>>3884207
Yes.
>>3883997
Hope things get better soon
>>3884218
>Youre currently in the running.
I am very good at winning!
>>3884194
It would just stretch on for eternity of frictional hell.
>>3884218
Smothered via cuddles by big polar bear instructor.
>>3884233
Thanks for the thought, and the cute Judy!
How cheeky would it be to name a female hyena character Revy?
>>3884284
>how do you want to be killed?
Sex and desserts please. I want to die in blissful decadance
>>3884307
You are the best kind of person.
Let the orgy begin!
>>3884307
Well BB, I'll be the first to congratulate you on your decadent death and admit that doesn't sound half bad.
Go hedonism.
>>3884307
>blissful decadence
Sounds like you need some
COCAINE
O
C
A
I
N
E
>>3884339
>>3884345
>>3884193
Like it doesn't exist.
Really, you didn't even post an image with your post. There's nothing there.
>>3884367
>>3884344
lol I didn't put drugs on there for a reason, they don't do much for me, I'm gonna stick with getting blowjobs and eating cotton candy
>The guys off Pack Street are making fun off Marty
>Marty gets angry and does the dance off death
>Everybody just watches him make weird movements
>Some are just laughing harder
>Others think he has some kind off attack
>When he gets close enough he jumps them for pay back
>>3884381
>blowjobs and eating cotton candy
I want to die now. :(
C-c-can I eat out BB's ass and cum inside, making BB bottom, as all this happens?
>>3884381
I volunteer for first blow-job giver.
>>3884380
Nicholaswildes asked me to be a guest artist next week
I'm posting it early guys
enjoy~~
Good morning anons
Oh man check out plebbit's opinion on the new Zistopia: https://www.reddit.com/r/zootopia/comments/4r72d4/zistopia_au_53_george_cant_enjoy_his_sandwich/
>>3884404
10/10
So far it looks like the polar bears are more available than the dessert chef prostitutes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10663699
http://www.strawpoll.me/10663699
http://www.strawpoll.me/10663699
>>3884371
>>3884400
>>3884404
You better sign it you fucker. The filename doesn't count.
Mmh. Should I take greentext requests, or try to look up that one list of learn 2 art books and see if they have epub formats, because i'm a shit who hates reading traditional paper books?
>>3884404
Oh thank God, some quality illustrations, I had given up hope
>>3884404
Savage
>>3884416
>caring about plebbit's opinion
>>3884430
Cuck Nick found.
Time for super-villian?
>>3884416
I'm sure there were more comments, but they got deleted.
>>3884428
I don't care if we're orgying BB to death, I'm still going to fuck with such tenderness that it's like we're a just married.
For my part, I want to use scented oils and scatter around rose petals.
>>3884439
I dunno, it was hilarious to see someone complain that sex with collar on had ruined the movie for them.
Does anyone have some good wallpapers?
My monitor is 3840*2160
>>3884455
Sounds nice, anon.
Can I watch?
>>3884307
and by sex, i assume you mean death by bun snu snu.
So how do you think Judy died in the July AU? Did her killers do anything to her first? Maybe told her that they'd let her go if she did what they said?
Maybe that's why Nick crippled Bellwether, if she taunted him about it.
>>3884484
She got ambushed with other cops in a drug raid.
>>3884456
considering probably more than half of them are under 17, anything sex probably ruins the movie for them
>>3884474
You can watch and film it, no problem.
>>3884360
>>3884421
>All these bears
So this is how it ends. I leave my dresses to BB, and someone run a magnet over my computer or something please.
>>3884496
So they killed the rest and abused her after they found her wounded in the corpses. I see.
>>3884506
unrelated, but it's really uncomfy seeing Rem289 art- because now anytime I see it I think of Judy going Savage while Nick gets more and more depressed.
>>3884531
>nope...
Well, works for me. Its been a bit since I had a bit of decadence.
I'm more of a bottom-slut though...
>>3884550
>>3884556
>implying we can't account for that
Come on, dude. it's an orgy. I'm sure there will be somebody willing to dick you.
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!
Ideas from older threads:
1. Young Judy working at a coffeeshop
2. Bellwhether bonds with Sharla in jail.
3. Nick and Judy infiltrate a fox commune for an investigation. (reattempt)
4. Nick is hospitalized by a gunshot wound. Judy visits him in hospital.
5. Nick and Finnick try to pull a scam at a waterpark, but Nick keeps getting distracted.
6. Two characters of your choice play Twister
7. Two characters of your choice take a shower together.
8. Step by step build your own adventure with Anon. Requires voting after every post.
9. Nick puts Finnick in a bunny costume and sends him to Bunny Burrow for intel.
>>3884084
Those look like Mew/two.
>>3884583
Bellwether bonds with Sharla or Bellwether "bonds" with Sharla?
>>3884583
8 but with less heresy.
>>3884583
I think you already did #7
I vote 3
>>3884583
numbah five
>>3884553
Fuck, I agree a bit.
I can mentally block it off though.
>>3884609
Seven has infinite possibilities
>>3884581
You offering?
>>3884648
no, sorry.
I'm basically a pure sub.
>>3884452
Deleted comments are given a place holder that tells you that a comment was deleted. This is literally all they have to say about this.
This is Hell AU Anon! Second chapter is up!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7372552/chapters/16745800 (Linking whole fic, for those that haven't read it)
Thanks to ComicAnon for helping me edit this!
>>3884655
Damn it...
>>3884605
Since this is the first vote, we will be starting with 8 (hold the heresy). This one is a pick and choose your adventure. After every post I'll give you, the readers, some options as to what our hero should do next. Majority votes will determine what happens. If there is no majority I'll just go with whoever voted first. Stand by for first installation.
>>3884623
>>3884677
Dibs.
>>3884656
Only 12 comments? That's all they have to say? That's kinda depressing.
>>3884697
Treating me like some object that you can claim...
I like this already.
This shit bothers me way more than it should.
I just get hit too close to home.
>>3884583
>>3884605
>>3884687
What about 8 as being this?
>>3884719
What? Being cucked?
>>3884711
I'll have sloppy seconds in your ass after him.
I'm not asking. I'm telling you.
>>3884687
>You open your eyes.
>Slowly at first, because the light of the sun is bright.
>You gaze over at your alarm clock
>OH SHIT
>You're going to be late for work.
>You fling the covers off and jump to the floor.
>You take a shower, and brush your teeth.
>As you look up in the bathroom mirror, you see yourself reflected.
What kind of animal is Anon?
1. Elephant
2. Antelope
3. Human
4. Mouse
5. Weasel
Vote Now!
>>3884745
>no bun option
Damnit.
2. We need cute femmy antelope dick.
>>3884745
I am torn between 4 and 5
>>3884664
Looking forward to this after reading the first chapter, cool
>>3884745
2
I wan't my femmy antelope.
>>3884742
...You can always fuck my mouth while he's busy, just to keep yourself hard and ready.
I won't complain.
>>3884745
MOUSE
MOUSE
>>3884760
>We need cute femmy antelope dick.
But you already have Weaver's Bucky and Pronk.
>>3884746
Don't be. If I can reduce one anon to a squirming, drooling cocksocket, I can do it again.
>>3884730
I mean the "guy gets woman pregnant and just leaves, woman becomes dominating bitch and kid grows up with this psychological complex about the situation".
>>3884745
2! FEMMY ANTELOPE!!
>>3884778
JUST LET US HAVE THIS ONE
>>3884774
But what will I do while I'm waiting for a turn nutting in your ass?
>>3884745
Mouse.
>>3884745
Feminine slut antelope.
>>3884778
Weaver doesn't let us have his femmy antelope dick.
Didn't you see? He's a large-breasted woman antelope now.
>>3884745
I see someone I no longer recognize.
>>3884794
>Just Let Us Have This One
THE AGE OLD CRY OF THE FAGGOT
>>3884664
I like where this is going.
Keep it up. And don't die.
How do I get sex, /ztg/?
>>3884812
I didn't say Weaver, I said Weaver'S BUCKY AND PRONK
Possessive.
>>3884790
Well, i didn't read the comic because i don't like NTR, but that's going way too far.
>>3884745
weasel
>>3884806
Hmmm, I suppose I could be dragged from one cock to the next, chocking on them as each one of you force yourself down my throat?
I'm pretty open to whatever.
>>3884835
>like it's hard to edit that shit.
Bitch please.
>>3884745
>>3884760
>>3884769
Votes say antelope
>You, the antelope anon, put on your clothes quickly and put everything you need for work in your pockets.
>Then you realize that you have to take a major piss.
>You go back into the bathroom and...
How will Anon Antelope pee? Is Anon a...
1. Boy
2. Girl
3. Femboy
4. Mangirl
5. Garlic Bread
Vote Now!
>>3883828
what the fuck is that shit for OP image? just killyourself, you enormous faggot. Why not post some decent OC?
>tfw you'll never have a large, cuddly polar bear girlfriend to squeeze all night and nut inside so hard
>>3884815
I think you'll find that hard to do, since I've been busy propositioning anons to rape my mouth and ass. Can't be samefagging.
Kinda busy.
>>3884828
/soc/
>>3884842
Pretty "open", huh?
Then you shouldn't have a problem with being pinned between both of us as we double-stuff your tight little hole.
>>3884858
FEMBOY
>>3884858
femboy
>>3884815
>>3884790
Are you the guy, the girl, or the kid in this scenario?
>>3884895
kid
>>3884858
6.
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
>>3884858
Garlic Bread sounds intriguing.
>>3884858
Five
3
Looks like another one of those threads.
>>3884893
Por que Anon?
>>3884905
Either you gotta wait your turn, or fuck my throat.
I don't think i'm flexible enough for a third cock up my ass.
>>3884430
>save Zootopia images willy-nilly
>archiving entire comics
>see these cuckhold comics
>I've finally found something not worth archiving
>>3884745
I vote Trump
three
>>3884858
five sounds fun.
>>3884938
Because i forgot to change the name.
>>3884947
Jealous?
>>3884858
I got to say 3
>>3884949
I'll fuck your throat while I'm waiting for a spot in your ass.
>>3884858
yeah 5! I want to see that garlic breadelope in someone's mouth
But are you submissive anons really the slender, cooing, feminine guys that you claim to be?
Would you really milk your studs perfectly with your snug assholes and bring him past the point of utter delight?
Would you really make you both groan out as sweat pours off of your faces?
>>3884924
Shit. I don't know anything about being in that sort of situation. Have an encouraging bun.
>>3884858
Five, with a side of pasta.
>>3884858
gimme the fembitch
>>3884858
3 GOD DAMMIT I NEED THIS
>>3884858
Ok, everyone wanted 5....
>You remember that you are garlic bread, so you sit down and spray a stream of garlicy butter into the toilet.
>You get up and bolt out of your front door.
>Can't be late to work.
>You run to the bus stop.
>You just missed the bus.
>Fortunately for you, a van with no windows pulls up and the driver says he'll take you to work.
What do you do?
1. "Ok, thank you Mr. VanMan"
2. "NO GET AWAT FROM ME!"
3. Say nothing
4. Spray his van with garlicy butter.
Vote Now!
>>3884858
I want five because it's different to the usual shit we get.
>>3884996
Shame? What's that?
>>3885037
NOOOOO!!! WHYYYYYYY?
fine 4
>>3885037
Man fuck you.
>>3885018
Thanks.
>>3884978
Y'know, come to think of it, that'll work perfectly. You on your back, cock flopping in the air as you get double-teamed. Another anon holding your legs and yanking you down on the pair of dicks pressing against your prostate. The newcomer busy rutting that throat for all he's worth, nuts pressed against your face so that what little air you get is tainted with his scent.
And luckily for our third anon, I'm tall enough that I could lie underneath you, feeling you writhe atop me as I give those balls a proper shining.
>>3885037
>SPRAY HIM
>SPRAY EVERYTHING
>>3885037
GARLIC BUTTER!
MAKE ZOOTOPIA TASTY AGAIN!
>>3885037
four, turn the inside of that van into a cholesterol slip and slide.
>>3885037
4 all the way
finish it https://aggie.io/h6w81zqa1b/
>>3884745
AANNNTEEELLLOOPE
>>3885060
Sweet god I need this in real life.
My throat being fucked, my ass spread open, and a slut worshiping my balls.
You anons are spoiling me...
>>3885037
>>3885053
I'm with Pearl.
Femmy Twink Antelope was clearly in the lead but you fuckers just can't resist the memes.
>>3885060
>>3885095
You guys aren't even pretending this is Zootopia related at this point.
Like, at least have the goddamn courtesy to pretend to be animals during all of this. Come on.
translation please?
Does anyone have those femweavers saved? I neeeeed them.
What is the best way to punish your bunner?
>>3885110
I mean, I do usually be a slutty-bottom fox. A silver fox, to be exact.
We never specified what we were, either. Who says I was human while getting gangbanged?
>from the depths updated
>fangmeyer and wolford are sorta reconciling after a fight they had and Judy and a bear officer who is russian are watching
>the bear keeps telling them to make out and is generally heckling them
I dunno why this is so funny but it is
>>3885037
4!
>You bend over and expose your garlic bread hole.
>Then, with all your strength, you spray a think stream of extra potent garlic butter all over the van.
>The driver freaks the fuck out and tries to drive away but the butter on his tires causes him to swerve out of control, hitting several other cars in the process.
>You wait for the next bus.
>It arrives in about 10 minutes.
>So you'll be late to work, but at least you'll be alive and not eaten.
>When you get off the bus, you're about 5 minutes late.
>Live and learn right?
>Time to go to work.
What is Anon's job?
1. Bartender
2. Accountant
3. Construction worker
4. Janitor
5. Burlesque Dancer.
Vote Now!
>>3885122
>>3885125
Abstinence.
>>3885119
>"Dot dot dot circle"
>"Interrogation mark"
>"Hey Nick you do know"
>"Judy comma comma cucked you with Jack interrogation mark"
>"jack dot dot dot"
>"i love jack"
>"jack cucked you with judy"
>"amarimo"
For the anons worried about Rem289/aoimotion's comic: don't be
Anyone have that picture of /trash/ compactor/Archive Anon's skunk?
I need it for reasons.
>>3885125
Just don't fuck them for a day or two.
They'll be begging and grinding against you before the end of the third day.
>>3885145
6. Stop Posting.
I'm off to work, but here's one last shill of Musk Be Love for anyone who likes M/F scent-play and missed it the first time around.
http://pastebin.com/tc6etCZ5
>>3885145
>The driver freaks the fuck out and tries to drive away but the butter on his tires causes him to swerve out of control, hitting several other cars in the process.
10/10 writing. I vote number 1.
>>3885125
Cheating
Break-up/Divorce
Falling in love with someone else
>>3885160
>>3885160
...I remain skeptical.
But fine.
