/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Milky Plant Tiddy Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
Oh my, that is one nice pair of leaky fat flower tats
reposting qt cherry
Someone requested deku princess, but I didn't want to leave you guys out on it. So here you go.
WHO /GAYPLANTS/ HERE
>>3884154
>i saved the thumbnail
BAD MISTAKES
>>3884174
I like all plants whether they have tits, dicks, both, or none. Though it would be nice to see more plants with dicks
Cute.
>>3883882
Deku princess is a qt
>>3884580
too many not plants
Im gonna post this again, just In case.
Real talk
I wanna see porn of pic related just for the guys on tumblr that got triggered
>>3885074
What did they get triggered about this time?
>>3885074
What even is that thing
>>3885189
Everyday is a good day to be a bifag
Floran lewds where
>>3886694
here
how bout some milkweed?
She needs lewds
anyone have that picture of the shortstack versions of the piranha plants?
Last one of her for now. Now it's time for something new, any ideas?
>>3889580
Make an anthro coconut tree.
>>3889580
An anthro shampoo ginger
>>3889580
I should mention I just made a tumblr last night. It's mrdoccon.tumblr.com for the people asking if I had one from the last /pfg/ thread. (Not much on it as of right now.) Because why not..
>>3889580
What about, Sunflower Queen or Royal Hypno Flower or both, like both of them is having lesbian fun?
>>3889770
Might do that shampoo.
>>3882850
Dat pic thou
>>3890306
Dat Butt thou
>>3890286
If you don't mind them looking like anthros, then maybe.
>>3890319
Thanks I requested it in the drawthread
>>3890333
I would like to see both, but as far as i can see all of you art is perfect almost at plantpenetrator level, i can wait for someone to make them as there are model, don't push youself
>>3890434
I'll see what I can do with the shampoo ginger, but i'll keep the sunflowers in mind.
>>3889580
Become a true American by drawing a patriotic red, white, and blue plant gal!
>>3890538
But is you choise to make, but i would be happy if you did. :)
>>3889770
Btw what is that, i never a plant like that?
>>3889580
Rose from gw2 please?
>>3889580
What about Cactus she need some love too after the nerf made her worst. (Btw love this)
>>3890578
Why not a bouquet of Plant Babes?
>>3890286
>Royal Hypno Flower
that's my fetish
>>3889580
A Japanese Iris girl with nice hips crossing her petals to barely cover up her petite breasts.
>>3889580
i want to kiss her
>>3892590
>not liking sunibee
get outta here
>>3892660
That cake is too magnificent to fuck.
>>3892660
That cake looks really awful to eat
It's pretty, yes, but it is absolutely unappetizing.
>>3892660
>killing and cooking your wheat plant waifu
Remove this gore porn
>>3892821
Vegetarians truly are the cancer of this Earth.
>>3892891
At least I am not a waifu muderer
>>3887895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
>>3884174
Wow you almost posted that here as soon as I uploaded it. Impressive.
>>3892821
>not harvesting wheat from your waif
You are denying her her purpose in life, anon.
>>3892660
>>3893740
Thanks Doctor
(Give me more plants)
>>3893071
This pic would be a lot better a separate female and male pics, not futa.
Not lewd but
>Just started with this color thing
This is going to be a long ride
>>3893815
for you
that shit is hot as is
>>3893071
That dick head color is bad, should've been dark green instead.
>>3893883
That is fucking adorable.
>>3893883
Shame about those thorns. She'd be perfect for hugs otherwise.
>>3894205
Don't worry anon
They are retractable
>>3893815
It's weird, the only time I've consistently disliked futa is when they're human. Non humans are more hit-miss. The inhuman features and drool are just enough to distract me.
>>3893978
I tried
>>3894985
Yeah, I didn't think it would work out.
I like the pink since it matches her tongue
>>3895154
Not saying that was a bad attempt though
>>3894419
Ah, good to see you had the foresight to give her a cuddles switch.
>>3895723
BIG
Alright, I'm back. Who's ready for some ghost pepper tiddies?
>>3896359
TITTILATION IS PREPARED.
plants in pants
>>3898091
?
>>3898091
No
Pants aren't allowed in this thread
>>3898091
>plants threading thier roots into your balls
>always attached to you
>feeding off semen straight from your balls
>giving you a rough squeeze whenever you don't do what they want
>>3898193
>filthy human
Absolutely Disgusting
>>3898148
That plant is adorable
>>3898091
>Step 3: "Remove Pants."
-Pit
>>3898454
>implying flowey wouldn't see humans like a chocolate covered cherry
Dem souls senpai
>>3898163
Face-fucking by shroom, I like it.
>>3898195
I /dig/ it. Perma-plantfu.
Would you get a facial by that shroom?
OFFENDED YET, TUMBLRONIS?
>>3900090
Ooooh he gonna be offended
>>3900090
This is so cool, i like she has tiny vampire teeth.
>>3899532
>>3900070
Now that's Deep
>>3900090
Should you upload on tumblr? (Awesome Work)
>>3900365
I would never miss the chance to start a shitstorm, hell yeah I'm posting this on Tumblr
>>3900490
Oh i can't wait to see it
Is there any chance that someone is making Sunflower X Rose X Cactus, i would like to see a lesbian threesome with GW Plants?
>>3900722
I love to see that
>>3889580
When you tag it can you also tag it plants vs zombies and pvz
>>3901357
And on the Vampire Flower, tag it Vampire Flower
>>3900090
wew laddie
I hear someone ask for Rose, found this on tumblr
>>3895258
First you hug than you fug
I want to request something lewd with her but i feel like it would be kinda awkward for me to request something with character that i made, i dunno
>>3902694
self-pleasure or lesbian fun.
Miracle grow does wonders for plants
Be sure to use Miracle grow on your plants to help them grow big and plump
Just..
Don't over do it
>>3903952
I don't know anon, can't win biggest in show if you don't give your plant 200% effort!
>>3902694
I know, nobody wants to be "that guy who begs people to draw his oc" , but i think everyone kinda wants to if they have a character they like.
>>3902694
>>3904821
I guess that as long as you don't bring attention to the character being yours nor come off as a desperate bastard about it, as well as the character not being one of those red-and-black / oh-so-edgy / I-sleep-with-established-characters / look-at-my-tatoos-and-rainbow-cock types, you can do it without being crucified.
I mean, I've requested other artists' OCs before, like Mystical's fruit girls.
>>3902258
Holy shit thank you
I saw a guy in reddit, taking some photos of Marigold in Gw2, here there are.
>>3906344
>>3906356
>>3906378
>>3906400
Neat. That's some good reference material too.
>>3906400
Is she not more shiny, then again is dark
requestig thick plants
>>3908646
There's quite a difference between thicc and American fatass, y'know?
>>3908646
Have some real Americans, anon.
>>3910648
>>3908646
Not big enough or 2big?
Damn it guys!
I told ya'll not to overdo it with the Miracle grow!
May not be what anyone wanted, but I hope you guys still like her.
>>3914631
It's a rose with a generic body, still hot, but eh. She isn't our Rose.
Also needs thorns.
>>3914295
it's probably the horse manure
>>3908646
>someone out there is fapping to this
>>3914780
slobfags are.
>>3914631
nice
is she a character from something or an oc?
>>3914985
She is an oc and is based loosely off some sort of ginger wax flower
>>3915047
Oh i see it now. Neat, I like her.
Your stuff is real good man
>>3915182
Thanks, now I think it's time to do a pvz picture. I'm going to keep it quiet to what it is.
Completely clueless on what to draw next, so I'll just wait for suggestions
btw can be anything doesn't have to be pvz
>>3916682
hmm, somethin with this plant from space dandy (episode 7 if interested, they announce for a race)
It has a man's voice even though it has tits, and the tits expanded all huge at one point (like beachball sized), if that might give you ideas.
>>3910669
I tried
>>3919920
Pretty gud
>>3900090
has there been butthurt tumblrfags on this yet
>>3921493
May I ask what's supposed to be so triggering to tumblrites about that image?
>>3921929
Oh i forgot dat you art will not show until a week or so, so we have to wait, but i can upload you Ghost pepper in Pvz jerk on reddit, he there
>>3921491
what's that thing on the breasts that look like the design on the power rangers
>>3919920
Nice and gooey!
What about some of the Mario power-ups, some of them are planst?
http://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_power-ups
anyone got some good pvz reaction images?
>>3923469
There are some, but not many, but some of them is just right.
We need more of these so I can Expand Dong appropriately
>>3922650
Pretty sure that's a touch of his Edgy Donut Steal Super Asriel form.
>>3925948
Oh shit, I drew that in that one thread some Anon was showing his game in.
Wonder what happened to that game after.
>>3925948
i remember that /v/ thread
>>3890538
So anything new?
>>3923469
>>3923469
.
>on pvz2 china you can get every plant for free
>more plants
>plants have 3 tiers of level up
>costumes gives a better plant food effect
I am liking it
>>3926963
Now if only there was an English Translation.
>want to play PvZ
>only got PC
>played original PvZ so many times
Fucking hell.
>>3927072
Emulate a phone on your PC and then enjoy PvZ2 and Heroes.
>>3927073
This is a dumb meme.
>>3927073
>>3927072
There's this one computer app that lets you play phone games on it, but i forgot what it was called
>>3926012
>>3898195
Something like that
I had two more, but they were kinda Audrey II-ish in nature, so ehh, here you go >>3926012
>>3927073
>desperate for a (You)
Here you go, faggot.
>>3930055
;_;
>>3931001
It's an OC by by xnonax.
Is there a pastebin or collection of all the greentexts/stories I may have missed from here?
tfw you don't know if you want to fuck a plant
or be the plant that gets fucked
>>3933808
>not both
wooow casual over here
>>3933764
we can search in the archives and make one
we had one for green shadow, solar flare and a Tsundare Chompzilla
>>3933808
BOTH!!!!
>>3934450
That would be great, I didn't read them earlier because I only very recently started playing PvZ.
>giant chompzilla
Oh my
Would you a smelly corpse flower?
>>3935300
Wait
Is desustorage down?
Thats the only archive with /trash/ that i know
>>3937059
It's moved to desuarchive now
>>3937218
Thought it was cuckchan.
>>3937248
That was just a temp name, cuckchan still technically works
>>3921493
No, not yet. probably cuz my blog and everything on it is just so obscure.
btw I should probably mention that I only go on this thread late at night, so I can only respond to stuff at night.
QUICK, SOMEONE GIVE ME A REAL PLANT TO DRAW PORN OF
>>3938084
Parrot's Beak
>>3938116
WHAT
NO
I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GO ABOUT DOING THAT
>>3938261
FOUR HEADS.
ONE BODY.
WILD FIERY HAIR.
>>3938273
>FOUR HEADS
NO
TOO MUCH
ONLY ONE HEAD
>>3938084
Raffelsia
>>3938404
YOU WANT ME TO DO A FUCKING VILEPLUME
>>3938404
We got one of those
>>3938480
>implying you wouldn't the prettiest corpse smelling lily ever!
Could even have giant breasts with questionable dribbling milk!
>>3938570
>just a giant anus
>>3938611
No
Vileplume is NOT WAIFU MATERIAL
only sun stones get you good plant waifus that don't smell like shitass
>>3938662
>implying you don't want her to shove that in your face as she sucks you off
>>3938480
>FUCKING VILEPLUME
yes
do this
>>3938717
>Vileplume is NOT WAIFU MATERIAL
Anon, it's okay to not have good taste, but there's no reason to lie
>>3938768
If it had a pussy yeah, but like that, no.
>>3938570
looks kinky af
>>3938849
Nigga, how can you even tell? As far as I'm concerned, it's just another pair of lips.
>>3938805
why would I lie about an INFERIOR POKEMAN when it's obvious who's prettier and also smells better
>>3938887
That's a sphincter bro.
>>3938662
This is supposed to be a bad thing?
>>3938952
Not for you, I was only expressing my opinion earlier. Anuses just don't do anything for me.
>>3938894
There is no need to fight, both of them are beautiful flowers in their own rights, and are equally loving waifus.
>>3938913
>That's a sphincter bro.
Nah, m8, that's a diaphragm
>>3939034
Yeah but Bellossom is obviously prettier and I STILL DON"T KNOW WHAT TO FCUKING DRAW
>>3939056
>diaphragm
I'm pretty sure it's not. Explain your point of view.
>>3939076
A bonsai tree
>>3939099
>>3939303
I guess it's that but with artistic liberty to give it a sphincter muscle.
>>3939076
Request for a thick invasive ice plant
>>3939076
An anthro Copihue? It's a Chilean vine with a flower that could probably make for an awesome gown (or something more dirty)
>>3939425
It even has a Shiny version!
>>3939076
How about a neet Morning Glory?
>>3939425
That
I'll do that
>>3939551
Good choice my man!
>>3939671
>>3939773
>In /pfg/
>Not making him green
For shame anon.
I may not have given her thorns, but I hope you guys enjoy her.
>>3940353
Shiiit dude that some A+ shit
>>3940353
Gorgeous
>>3940353
>no freckles
>>3940549
W-what
>>3940602
he said you looked cute anon
>>3940602
Ahh just kidding, but i'll keep those freckles in mind though. To keep with the character.
>>3940353
a rose by any other name is just as fuckable
Will semen slurping plants ever become a reality?
>>3938480
What do you have against Vileplume
She trained very hard so she could stop smelling so bad. You know that it's Gloom that is the one that stinks, right? Vileplume is just poisonous pollen, like Roserade. No stink, actually.
>>3940704
This is true, just hope you enjoy the picture regardless.
>>3940714
She didn't even fuckin train at all, she just touched a stupid stone, and the wrong one, too. Plus even if it doesn't stink ass I'd still rather fuck the one that doesn't have a chance of poisoning me.
>>3940353
>"So this is when you do that sex thing to me, huh? Knock yourself out, I guess."
>>3940353
Oh my, this is very good, so anything about the Sunflower Queen and Royal Hypno Flower? I understand if it was to much to ask, i never see art of them yet.
>>3941783
>*proceeds to knock myself out*
>>3930055
Delet this
>>3941813
>>3940353
what's with the blank faces on your stuff, get some bedroom eyes and some saucy lip bites in there!
So if you have sex with an anthro plant; does it lay a bunch of seeds, or does it give birth to live plants
>>3940849
>>3940714
Girls, girls, you can stop fighting now~
>>3942871
Eww