And we continue our HG adventure
>>3875195
test
>>3875168
But it's the truth. It's my fault, and I have to accept responsibility.
>>3875202
He sounds like someone I really wouldn't want to ever meet, honestly..
>>3875195
>Taps head a few times
Knock knock.
>>3875195
It's better to have a council of three instead of a single leader.
>>3875195
We will take all but the land. You can keep the land.
>>3875129
>Thanks
>>3875195
This'll be good.
>>3875202
And that would be for my own benefit.
>>3875195
It's polite to bow before destroying your opponent one on one.
>>3875197
Yeah, they can't exist while you're around.
>>3875195
Well that's interesting. Guess I can record history for the rest of time then.
>>3875168
Ah come on now.. that's a bit harsh you can at least act like you care a little.
>>3875184
Kinda. People would consider it journalism since I do it currently. Though I don't usually post any of it except the last time I was here.
>>3875188
Not once have you even remotely been in or around a tank.
>He knocks you on the head with the back of his knuckles
You so dismayed your delusional?
>>3875236
>>3875195
>Solar_Flare.png
MY EYES! DAMN WOMAN!
>>3875236
Why are you two being so difficult? You both regret what happened, correct? Just make up and move on.
>>3875276
I could. I do not see a reason why.
>>3875284
Sorry! Rika and I are shooting off fireworks..
>>3875184
>>3875247
Who?
>>3875202
>>3875284
STOP CALLING THEM THAT and we wouldn't be having this problem.
>>3875199
>>3875236
Well, I am sorta still blaming myself.
>>3875276
>She is legitimately sitting with her upper half visible from the inside of a tank as you speak
...Or maybe you're just blind.
MOVING ON TO DAY 2!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ov6Yl2k9bw
WHERE MY BIG MAC BOIS AT?
>>3875195
Chair*
>>3875195
My bad guys, I thought I packed everything.
>>3875314
Oh good, another one
Kill yourself.
>my phone just unlocked by itself
Does anyone want to buy a heart?
>>3875305
It's not that easy, Rammy.. She feels guilty, like it's her fault, and that makes me feel horrible..
>>3875309
But why? It wasn't your fault. What is there to blame yourself for?
Let's talk about it.. I don't want you feeling bad.
>>3875314
ALL OF YOU ARE GOING DOWN! YOU HEAR ME!?
>>3875206
I don't have any plans ~de geso.
>tfw you wanna shoot fireworks with your buddies,but your brother has PTSD from the war
>>3875305
Well... wouldn't you like it to have more friends and not be seen like a killer?
>>3875309
Maybe you're just a witch. How would I have even been able to pat you on the shoulder if a tank had been in the way ya idiot.
>>3875314
Sounds about right.
>>3875358
Why do you sell hearts?
>computer crashes
>firefox disables all extension
>get them working again and come back
>missed game
Fuck fuck fuck
>>3875309
>He gropes around blindly.
Since WHEN do your stupid little cars have anything to do with being blinded? Stop making this conversation about your worthless tools and do something useful, like acting as my meatshield.
>>3875306
>He grabs his eyes.
Because fireworks are military grade.
>>3875314
Why? Why do you have so much power? This is impossible!
>>3875276
Well the present is fated to be the past ya'know, but you get free room and board a lot? You also get paid to right?
>>3875309
Gumi! She's one of my sisters, she's short and has green hair...
>>3875314
Hey Taito you do that a lot, what are her intentions?!
NIGHT 2 !
All for revenge !
>>3875379
Well, I just found these, so..
They are pretty bright, huh? They must be good ones.
>>3875368
That's because a lot of people have hearts that are damaged in a way.
>>3875403
What did I do!?
>>3875359
Emotions really are confusing.
>>3875368
I do not mind being thought of as either.
>>3875358
What are the practical uses for one.
>>3875403
You really shouldn't have taken on all three of us..
>>3875403
Wha-
Hmm, it was probably just an animal
>Zezima is now immortal
>>3875378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
>>3875358
>Steals your heart.
>>3875364
Go out for a romantic shrimp date
>>3875379
What, you're expecting me to go and hurt one of the few people I'd consider a friend around here?
>>3875368
...Don't even imply that I use magic. And people are very fond of climbing up on top of it.
>>3875359
I think talking about it's just leading to a constant downward spiral, here.
>>3875386
...Never heard'a them.
>>3875403
>Pained shrieking
>>3875425
Yeah.. They are.
I'm just glad you're here to help me.
>>3875442
Wake up, Aniki!
>>3875445
Why would I go out for a romantic anythink? I don't love anyone except me and shrimp ~de geso.
>>3875444
>Dies.
>>3875425
Yes! You can use it to give to someone as a gift, replace one that is broken, or just have a second one.
>>3875453
We've gotta face your problems, Rika. If I know what your problems are, I can help you work through them.
It doesn't always feel nice. Please, trust me? Talk to me about it, vent how you feel. You don't need to keep hiding things so much. Let me in. Please?
>>3875413
Those aren't fireworks, they're some kind of weaponry.
>>3875453
I'm expecting you to shut up about your damn tank for five seconds, which is what I've been trying to explain to you.
>tfw no game show styled game
DAY 3 !
Kaguya is a monster
>>3875386
Nope. I don't get paid a dime. Free board and dine though of course.
>>3875414
I guess you've got a point. Isn't that damage an experience they shouldn't lose though? Some sorta lesson they learned.
>>3875425
>He shivers
Now that's just cold So you wouldn't hesitate for a second to kill me?
>>3875453
That or you really are just a witch and hide that thing. Cause I can swear to you that wasn't natural. I may have one eye but tanks appearing out of thin air is something.
>>3875464
B-But shrimp
>>3875483
Piece of cake!
>>3875483
Easy.
I want to hack Dorothy tenderly.
>>3875464
Remember shrimp-chan?
You must eat her
>>3875478
Nahhhh.. They're totally fireworks.
>>3875491
There's shrimp in the cake ~de geso.
>>3875483
Just because you lost to me?
>>3875504
Who ~de geso?
>>3875503
Don't.
>>3875477
>She sighs softly
Like I said, it's just some nostalgia.
>>3875487
I may not know how some of you idiots fail to notice it, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's magic.
>>3875478
That wasn't even the question I asked.
>>3875453
Not surprising, you're not from our world... But I thought we were talking about you!
>>3875483
W-why'd we agree to this?! I'd rather not us die in front of each other...
>>3875487
Ah, that's kind of like my set up, though I get money if I ask..
>>3875080 (Makoto)
>>3875505
Really? Well, this might be a predicament not even I can solve...
THERE WON'T BE ANY FIREWORKS
Fun's over, Unit dispatched
>>3875454
It is fine. If I am gonna help you any further, I will need to know why it is your fault.
>>3875475
I see. How much for one?
>>3875487
As I have stated it was my purpose. It will take a long time to reverse that if it is even possible. It also does not help that I do not know you compared to most of the creatures here.
>>3875541
This can only end well.
>>3875541
Agents, your final test is ready.
As well as the usual agents. I will be sending field operative Nika Muratova after you.
Last one to get spotted, lives
>>3875517
Why not? I just to slowly bypass her security.
>>3875505
>He rubs his eyes again.
No, they're not. I'd assume these could blind a human for much longer than someone of my species.
>>3875521
If worse comes to worse, maybe your pea shooter can incapacitate her. If you're a reasonable being, which I doubt, you will attack her when the time comes. Though I doubt you'd strike her without reason.
Please stand for our national anthem
Pretty...good?
>>3875521
>She reaches out to hold your hand, smiling comfortingly.
And remembering is making you feel guilty?
>>3875531
It's okay, I know you'd do anything to help. You're a good friend to me.
I just.. I need to handle it on my own.
>>3875547
Well, because I caused it all.
She tells me that I'm annoying and stupid, but she also tells me that we're friends. Eventually I just started to doubt that we were really friends, and.. I yelled at her about how she insults me all the time. I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have said anything. This is all my fault.
>>3875578
Huh.. What are you, exactly? You look pretty human to me, minus.. Y'know.
>>3875585
>>3875521
Maybe it's cause we're in doors? That's a big you know, give away I thought. So before you start calling people stupid think about that.
>>3875522
That's pretty interesting to say the least. I haven't found a need for money usually.
>>3875547
Well you could totally let me get to know you more Ram-chan.
>>3875589
Meow?
>>3875487
No, some people become so hurt that they can't do certain things right like love a person or feel emotions. No one should ever live like that.
>>3875547
It's one dollar for a heart.
>>3875589
>>3875589
Thanks Oce
>>3875585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg
>>3875591
Are you sure, Makoto? I'm trying not to be annoying, but if you need help, I'll always be here.
>>3875589
Well that was surprisingly easy, if a bit embarrassing.
>>3875585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJuJrqFhXM
>>3875589
I guess I died in the Russian roulette... I'm a little glad..
>>3875607
Oh, but what about a cell phone? Or do you have one gifted to you?
>>3875522
We were? I forgot.
>>3875578
I could probably instantly disintegrate her even on the lower power settings. And no, I'm not really one for needless violence.
>>3875607
We're out in the open, actually. At least from my perspective, which this place is known to change how some things are.
>>3875591
Regretful, or whatever you'd call it.
>She shrugs awkwardly
>>3875603
>>3875620
>>3875642
Alright, partner. You know what time it is.
THROW YOUR HANDS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsXEbqS7cpE
NOW I KNOW YALL BE LOVIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
>>3875585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQLUygS0IAQ
>>3875585
>>3875642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJuJrqFhXM
Let's keep on moving
>>3875591
I do not know how to respond to that.
>>3875607
You have yet to tell me anything about yourself.
>>3875608
*She checks her skirt for any money*
Three dollars. I would like to purchase one of them.
>Taps the microphone.
OH, SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE......
>>3875621
I'm sure. You're not being annoying, it's nice knowing you want to help. I just think her and I need some time to talk.
>>3875648
Would you tell me what you're thinking about, please?
What do you regret?
>>3875589
How treacherous and duplicitous of you.
>>3875585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9eK9fWUb3s
>>3875654
God bless the USA
>>3875585
Lord Frieza does not have an anthem. I should help him write one, now that I think about it.
>>3875591
It's been so long, I've forgotten. For a large portion of my life, I've been referred to as a member of Lord Frieza's army instead of my species name, and the rest of my people are either enslaved or dead. They're of no concern to me.
>>3875648
Ah, arrogance. The tragic byproduct of youth. May I see this "tank"? Or is it fictional, as I've been led to believe?
>>3875678
Like I said.. It's all my fault.
I want to give ______ a (you)
>>3875682
>throws hotdog in your eye socket
>>3875666
YOU KNOW WHAT!?
NO ONE GETS TO DO THE DISHES THEN!
>>3875700
America
>>3875687
>>3875608
I guess that could be a problem.
>He seems to grow distant for a second before catching himself
So why do you really do this? If you were trying to help people out why not just make it free?
>>3875647
I've got a cell phone of course. Order wouldn't let me out without one.
>>3875648
>>3875666
That's what you get for thinking you've got a tank with you. Like I said there wasn't ever one there.
>>3875678
I told you my name, and about a bit of humor. What else do you wanna know Ram?
>>3875662
Fucking 4Kids.
>>3875683
Alright then, Makoto. If you need me, I'll be eating a burger in the corner!
_____ Ava when?
>>3875700
ERP
>>3875716
>>3875720
>At least they were a funny kind of terrible and not a boing kind of terrible.
>>3875648
Hmph...
>Crosses my arms.
>>3875718
Order? What's that now? And what about transportation?
>>3875694
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT!!!
>>3875703
>Slaps it away.
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED!!!!
>>3875683
Just...the fact that she probably doesn't remember, mostly.
>>3875692
...I've been in it. Like, the entire time.
>>3875718
>She immediately drops in to her tank and closes the hatch, before pointing her cannon slightly above your head and firing an impressively-large laser
I DON'T. JOKE. ABOUT. MY TANK.
>>3875749
I'm just not in a mood to talk about this.
>>3875745
Thanks mr nige
O CANADA,
OUR HOME IN NATIVE LAND
>>3875195
>Having a nice fucking nap on the bus
>Bus breaks down
>Get on the next one
>No seats, stand
>Consider fagging again
>Dead in game
Guess I'm sleeping while standing.
>>3875727
Ginko
>>3875727
Freiza desu
>>3875773
>being ooc
Check your standards
THE FEAAAAST
All hail Food God
>>3875773
At least you made me some nice backgrounds, your spirit is forever in this game
Cunt
>>3875747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_rgZL-2kwo
>>3875727
Van Darkholme
>>3875773
For some reason I thought you meant the Bus didn't have seats but then I realized you meant they were all taken.
I'm a dumbass.
>>3875773
nice rp
>>3875789
I am the standard, newfag.
>>3875773
>bus breaks down
What 3rd world piece of shit country are you living in?
>>3875805
>newfag
Check ur privilige, you are no mod here friend.
>>3875805
And I thought the bar couldn't sink lower.
>>3875749
Free transportation as well.
>>3875759
If it really was such a big and great thing then that spike wouldn't have killed you.
>>3875759
I've never seen you in a mood where you want to talk about, so I'll just keep bugging you about it.
>>3875727
bob sapp
>>3875692
Wow.. You don't even know what you are? That.. I'm sorry to hear that. Why do you work for Freezer?
>>3875723
Okay. Thank you, Alfred.
I appreciate it.
>>3875759
Rika.. Don't you think it's possible to get her memories back? That somewhere, in all of these different universes and timelines, that there's some way, somewhere, to get her memories back?
I think there's plenty of hope for you and her. And.. Then, you won't need me anymore.
>Her voice quivers with the last line, and she looks away to clear her throat.
>>3875788
Had one a while ago, would do it myswlf but i do bardock soo
>>3875718
If I gave them out for free then I wouldn't be able to buy more from the heartsmith.
>>3875678
I just need a dollar.
>>3875794
>That meme is almost 6 years old
>>3875765
>Pushes you away.
AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING.
>>3875812
>Lifts you up.
COME ON BUD YOU'RE AMERICAN, WE NEVER BACK DOWN!!!
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES & BRIGHT STARS.
THRU THE PERILOUS FIGHT
O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED
WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING.
>>3875846
>Bardock
DBZ circlejerk when
>>3875820
I was the standard before hga and my cunt mods.
>>3875808
I dunno, could be the greatest place in the world, shit's going to break down once ina while with faggots like you in it.
>>3875695
It sounds like it became more complicated than it should.
>>3875718
What is your purpose?
>>3875859
Right.
*she hands you the dollar*
I want this to work.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>3875862
>The meme was recently revived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEV-uL8NDac
>>3875895
nice
fucking
meme
bro
like
wow
XD
>>3875824
So you're treated like royalty basically? Hmm... If I didn't love singing so much I'd think about doing that..
>>3875824
>She pokes her head back out
I got out of it. I don't leave it for a reason.
>>3875825
>She sighs briefly
Especially now.
>>3875829
Not really. All I know is that in Shanghai's version of things, we're still friends.
>Seat on the bus opened up
Cya cunts later.
>>3875866
I'm not American-
AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
>>3875902
LE
MEME
EPIC
SHIT
POST
BRO
I'm a prisoner of death
Only you can free me !
>>3875727
>Super Buu.
>>3875759
Are you sure you aren't crazy? You've been walking around, ranting about tanks this whole time.
>He sighs.
Maybe you just climbed into when I wasn't looking, let's leave it at that. Regardless, it isn't that impressive.
>>3875788
Lord Frieza should arrive once I check the vitals of this planet. Unless he becomes impatient...
>>3875829
I was the strongest member of my race, and thus gained Lord Frieza's mercy. I am forever thankful, and show this by working as his advisor.
>>3875869
>There were two Cells and a Saiyaman along with Bardock. I also saw a Gine.
>>3875907
Go suck Junko's dick and her Homecoming you cuck.
>>3875933
lol
>>3875943
lol
>>3875915
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT!!!!
THAT THE FLAG WAS STILL THEEEEEEEREEEEE!!!
>>3875953
lel
>>3875953
lol
>>3875911
>bus
Everyone knows asians take the train
>>3875859
You've got a point, but isn't that a bit cheap of you both to profit off trying to help others?
>>3875890
Record history as it happens and basically be a watcher of events.
>>3875906
Then what was your reason for getting out of it there if you don't leave it for a reason?
>>3875922
I'm more than certain that's probably a fatal isn't it.
>>3875971
lol
>>3875929
I didn't leave the thing. I NEVER leave the thing. Why people never seem to notice it I have no damn clue, but I generally don't get out of the Flower Tank if I can help it.
>>3875906
....
>Grumbles slightly.
Fine... But next time!
>>3875890
It did. It definitely did.
Sometimes I think you're better off having a hard time with emotion, it would save you the heartache..
>>3875906
Well, that's good. At least part of you is still able to be friends with her, that must be comforting, right?
>>3875929
The strongest in your whole race? That's pretty crazy! So you must be.. Mad strong! What happened to the others, though..?
post ur screens
>>3875933
both were shit
prove me wrong desu
>>3875977
This place makes you do things.
>>3875993
Maybe.
>>3876007
...A little, yeah.
>>3875890
>She takes the money and hands you the heart.
Please treat it with care.
>>3875900
>Silva is a God among men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YyB8Svb-f0
>>3875958
O' SAY DOES THAY STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE?
>>3876015
It doesn't make you do jack. If you've got the tickling somewhere in the back of your head it'll just play on it.
>>3875869
>multiple times in the past.
>>3875977
I wouldn't know since I do not have a heart. But know it is not cheap for the Heartsmith since every heart he makes is a piece of his own.
You're pretty good
>>3875966
>Isn't there an abridged 17 that's pops in sometimes?
>>3875985
The woman inside is even less impressive than the machine.
>>3876007
As I said, slavery or death. Many actually manufacture battle suits as you see here, as my species has a knack for making stylish and functional armor.
>>3875977
Sounds troublesome being a watcher with one eye.
>>3876007
I doubt I would get into a situation like this anytime soon. I see you two are talking right now.
>>3876020
If this does not work, I will kill you.
Cirno is a criminal
>>3876021
>The SSBM Opening Theme
>I don't care what anyone else says, it's the better theme of the 4 games.
>>3875869
>Once we collect the Dragon Balls and revive it.
>>3876052
I'm doing you a favor, you couldn't continue
>>3876059
17 is Stockings/roger
>>3876012
screens
>>3876080
Stop shitposting Cirno, you don't exist.
>>3876052
Not that good though
FINAL 2 ! Place your bets
>>3876041
Yes, yes it does.
>>3876059
>She scoffs
Like you know what this thing's capable of. And sure, I'm just a normal, completely helpless human without it.
>>3876080
Cirno didn't die for this.
>>3876088
Brawl had the best theme but otherwise yeah
>>3876040
O'er the LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Voice cracks.
>>3876080
>>3876088
>>3876123
>The Announcer will never yell "SUPER SMASH BRRRRROOOOTHEEEEERRRRRRS!" ever again
>>3876015
There! You can just think.. That other you is happy, and friends with her, like nothing ever changed. I'm sure she's happy, too. Here, you've got Shanghai. For what it means, you also have me, even though I know that doesn't really mean much to you..
>>3876059
H-Hang on, you work for an army that made your whole race into slaves?
>>3876079
She still feels bad, though.. I don't feel like our relationship is.. I don't know. It's still shakey between us.
Roger is a massive faggot.
>>3876050
Guess then you've got a point. If he's giving up his own heart then I still don't see why he needs to monetize selling the hearts.
>Shrugs
You help people out though I guess.
>>3876079
It isn't as difficult as you think actually. Since I've been like this since I was a small boy I've had to deal with it for so long it doesn't even seem like a handicap anymore.
>>3876114
So having sex with some random person here, it's just playing on the innate urges of humans to procreate. It doesn't care who your going after.
I'm gay
WINNNNNER
>>3876123
>Meh, Brawl was really epic sounding when I first heard it and I liked that, and it's more iconic, I'll give it that, but after a while Orchestra doesn't do it for me anymore.
>>3876140
>Don't remind me...
>>3876129
AND THE HOME, OF THE,
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVE!
>>3876088
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eajoen8TeT8
>>3876170
Hello Gay, I'm dad!
>>3876098
>Really? Never realized.
>>3876114
It doesn't matter what a hollow metal brick is capable of in the face of the Emperor of the Universe. Now that I've seen it, we can stop discussing it.
>>3876149
All that remains, anyway. I am loyal to Lord Frieza, not anyone else.
>>3876170
>Squid Girl
>>3876140
>That's a bad feel
>>3876175
>eh that seems to be more of something you got use to. I feel it sets the tone and fits the game pretty well. But I am also the kind of guy that prefers the floaty gameplay of brawl and 4 so take that with a grain of salt.
>>3876161
>people are referring to Stocking as Roger again
Fucking kek. Can't say he doesn't deserve it.
CONGRATS
>tfw never played melee
just fuck my shit up
>>3876219
>You should just restart
>>3876219
you missed out familam.
:L
>>3876219
It was super heavy feeling. If you got use to brawl and 4 it will feel very awkward
>>3876012
HERE IS YOUR WINCARD !
>>3876170
I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert.
>>3876192
But.. Why? Out of fear?
>>3876177
>Smiles.
What's your name? You're a very talented singer.
>>3876215
>>3876253
Congratulations to the winner, and thanks for hosting.
>>3876219
>just fuck my shit up
No, i wont
>>3876215
Congratulations Motherfucker!
Thank you very much for hosting old man! It was fun... Until everyone I was rooting for died.
>>3876149
>She sighs softly
I haven't seen Shanghai in ages.... And stop acting like that.
>>3876165
No. It's this place completely taking control of you. I don't even like being touched, and I've been pinned down and sodomized more times than I care to remember.
>>3876192
...I think that's about the most arrogant title I've ever heard.
>>3876253
Thanks for the show.
>>3876265
It's uh.... Knuckles.
>>3876149
I can not say that I understand it.
>>3876165
That was my attempt at humor. With such an important purpose, I doubt you are fully human.
>>3876215
Thank you for the opportunity.
And placements !
>Checks vending machine for change.
>Gets on belly and starts checking under it.
>>3876297
thanks <3
>>3876278
>>3876276
...Thank...you...
>>3876259
yeah you are a pervert, you get off to telling me about the sex life I never asked about, fag
>>3876182
>They'll never make a grand custom opening like Melee again and just resort to gameplay videos and cutscenes already in the game or in trailers
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI.
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCnL9IK1Drc
>>3876219
>You really, really missed out. I still like Melee's Adventure Mode more than Subspace in my honest opinion.
>>3876236
>Yeah but you never see almost all of those glitches in casual play inside the game so all of that barely even matters to a scrub that me that just simply enjoys the game for what it is.
>>3876297
Well damn, thanks for hostin' Ocelot. Grats Motherfucker,
>>3876304
>Gives you a (You)
I WANT TO DIE.
FREE ME.
>>3876297
Thanks for hosting
>>3876263
P...partly. The rest was out of respect for Lord Frieza, having chosen me, the strongest, to represent my race in his militia, as well as be his personal advisor.
>>3876286
It is no exaggeration. His power level at base form is rumored to be 530,000.
>preforms peach's melee Dsmash on poster below
>>3876304
>looks under skirt
>>3876304
What are you doing?
>>3876297
Congrats to Motherfucker, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3876304
>unzips dick
>flips skirt
>fugs you :D
>>3876292
Knuckles, eh. I won't forget you. The name's Nisikoyama.... but most people call me Saburo.
>>3876304
STOP THIEEEEEF!!!!!!
>>3876304
>puts a dollar in the machine and buys a soda
>>3876304
...Where'd that thing even come from?
>>3876330
..."Power level"?
>>3876286
Like I said. If you've got any sort of intention or thought of it in your head. It'll play off that. So I'm sure you didn't want to be sodomized, but someone out there wanted to.
>>3876293
I'm meant to give up my emotions and remain neutral on all topics, never have any emotional bonds to anyone, and to never take a side. Though I can't actually say I follow through on that very well.
>>3876297
Thanks for hosting and congrats to the armored guy I guess.
>>3876335
Ocelot?
>>3876304
Come on, dude. Don't do this in public...
>gets sucked up into my own asshole
oh lawd im fittna nut
>falls out of my asshole and nuts on the poster below
>>3876364
>german
Say what you want about Melee's roster or competitive scene, it's still the most solid game in the series. It's got great music, stages, item selection, and single player.
Just add Smash 4's insane music list and roster with Brawl's SSE and 64's sounds plus some decent Online and you can get the best game in the series.
>>3876364
Nah, I'm not the old man.