/savg/- Straight Avian General: Bread for the Bread God edition
Last Thread: >>3753621
Post birdgirls
>Anna Story from Last thread:
http://pastebin.com/iEqhYMPe
>>3874143
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3874142
>capping an unfinished story
Holy shit someone saved this
I appreciate it anon, but it's not done yet. That's hopefully what this thread'll make me do.
>>3874143
POST ALL THE PORN FROM THE LAST THREAD
This really shouldn't be a general. When the drawfags and writefags leave (if they leave), don't let this turn into an endless fucking bumpfest. It's better to leave it dead and see if interest is renewed than to bump the general endlessly.
Just look at /ttg/ on /mlp/. God, what a shithole.
>>3874262
thread was dying, it needed to be saved somehow. Pastebin was probably the better idea though
>>3874318
and shit i clicked the wrong png
I would totally dunno Sefeiren's Cleo and Jerri set but I'm not at my computer right now. Tomorrow I will be though so expect that.
>>3875072
That'd be nice, I'm missing a few images nad I'm too lazy to go look for them.
>>3874143
>>3873773
>She’s still a bit shaky, and that blush-ruffle is back in full swing.
>But she looks about a hundred percent more confident in what she’s doing
>That is to say, what you’re basically leading her into.
“...shit, I’m sorry Anna.”
>Your first kiss with a girl you’ve just met and you go all full-frontal assault on her.
>God, if there were any time for her to give up the ruse
>This’d be it.
>”What? Nonononono! Anon, what’s wrong? Did I mess it up for you?”
>She’s sticking to it?
>What?
>she
>actually
>genuinely enjoyed that?
“No, Anna, I messed it up. You invited me in here, gave me a place to stay, and I completely was completely out of line. I fucked up, and if you want me to leave please just give the word.”
>Aaaaand you may have just cockblocked yourself.
>That didn’t even matter anymore, she looks like she’s about to cry.
>”Anon, no please don’t go! I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have freaked out like that so you wouldn’t have had to make the first move oh my god I’m so fucking stupid...”
>wait
>>3875437
>was she planning something before you kissed her?
>it never occurred to you in your confusion that she might have had her own play-by-play planned out
>Did she picture herself as a suave, sexy seductress who preys on unexpecting men?
>No, definitely not.
>She’s probably trying to be more of a nice-girl kinda role
>She did THAT extremely well
>”I haven’t been interested in a guy in so long and I wanted this to work and I expected too much and now I’m falling flat on my stupid, fat ass again...”
>She sniffles
>Well if you didn’t feel like an asshole before
>You might as well have shat on her entire life
>But what were you supposed to do?
>Even after all this, you’re now both in a state of mental frenzy
>There’s only one way out
>It’s difficult, but you gotta do it.
“Anna, I have to ask, so I can be one hundred and ten percent sure.”
>She looks at you, tears still in her eyes and breathing heavy
“...Do you actually… like me? In that way?”
I KNOW I'M BLUEBALLING BUT SHIT I NEED TO GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY
>>3875594
You're not blueballing, holy fuck.
This is actually fantastic, I love this kind of shit. Just makes the payoff all the more enjoyable.
I'm not even straight but I'd fug a birdgirl faster than light can travel.
>>3875594
>And here we go.
>You don’t know what to expect now
>She can take this literally anywhere
>You figure she’ll blow up any second about how many hints she dropped
>To be fair, if that was her dropping ‘hints’ then you could call Scooby Doo a pinnacle of the mystery genre
>”...Yes. I do. I really, really do. And now I’ve gone and fucked it all up...”
>...
>Holy shit.
>She looks like she’s about to break down crying again.
>You weren’t an asshole
>You were a MAJOR asshole, with a fast promotion to Admiral.
>Admiral Asshole.
>Anonymous, Admiral Asshole.
>Triple A, Triple Asshole.
>Shit.
>Shit Shit Shit.
>SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
I'm making a shitload of progress, but I still have to clear through heavy stuff before lewd. Stay tuned!
TO ANYONE WHO WASNT IN THE LAST THREAD.
CHECK IT OUT.
SERIOUSLY.
>>3874143
>He used the "g" word
Fuck off, you ruined a good thing
>>3876314
which g word?
>>3876389
General. Ugh.
>>3876144
>...
>That’s it.
>No more second guessing.
>She likes you. She’s confirmed.
>You gotta fix this.
“Anna, no wait… I fucked it up.”
>She looks at you for a pleading second.
“I shouldn’t have guessed with you, and I shouldn’t have thought you were… leading me on. I shouldn’t have made you feel like you messed it up.”
>Well, she was sad before
>Now she looks more like heartbroken.
>”You… you thought… I was leading you on…?”
>She’s still tearing up.
>”Anon, why… why would you… you...”
>”...”
>”No… no I get it. It’s my fault, Anon. It.. really is.”
>What?
>Why’s she trying to take the blame for this?
“Anna, how could this possibly be your fault? I was the one who derailed what we were doing when we clearly both enjoyed it. I second guessed you from the station till here. This is MY fuckup.”
>”No, Anon, it’s… it’s not only you. Believe me, I know where you’re coming from.”
>Is this more personal information?
>She sat on the bed next to you, and did her best to calm down.
>>3876144
This is so fucking good.
Why is /trash/ the best board?
This (and the last one) is my favorite thread ever! ^v^
>>3876647
>”After I broke up with my college boyfriend, we came back here and dated for a while.”
>”I thought he was incredible at the time. I followed him everywhere, did what he asked, and lived everyday basically under his hoof.”
>Hoof?
>Her ex was a horse?
>...
>Well, now you’ve got a high bar set for you.
>[IF you can calm her down, asshole.]
>Not the time, dick
>[Think about HER, dude. I’m staying in until you know she still likes you.]
>”After a while, I guess he’d… had enough of me. I never knew what I did wrong to him, but he just… left. I kept hearing rumors how he’d gotten with my friends afterwards.”
>That entire sentence did it.
>She’s essentially been given the romantic equivalent of an abandonment complex, and she’d had to question the honesty of her friends ever since.
>Fuck, that had to hurt.
>”I was never as obsessed with anyone than I was with him. After he was gone, I felt… almost empty. It was some deep shit. My friends kept trying to throw me at therapists I could never afford, my parents keep asking how I’m doing...”
>Love withdrawal?
>Is that a way people describe it?
>Or
>Y’know, heartbreak does the job fine
>>3876314
>>3876584
I just wanted to start a thread, my bad if this doesn't work out. I'm not gonna use the tag anymore, but I can't speak for the rest of these birdanons.
>>3877229
[HEAVY SHIT INBOUND]
>”I found this place, after I found a consistent job or two. Just to keep my head above water.”
>Jeez.
“Anna, if you were so devastated… why didn’t you ever try again?”
>”...Remember what I told you about this place? All the jokes you made?”
“About all the meth heads, priests, and truckers?”
>”Yeah, all of those guys. They see a girl like me, their first instinct is to ask either what strip club I work at, or what my rates are. I’m NOT a stripper! I’ve got friends who are, but I’m not! Yes, I’ve got a body, I’m WELL aware. But shit, I haven’t had a guy touch me in TWO YEARS!”
>”Yes, I could have let one of those guys buy me out, but I’m NOT trying to fuck the resident drug lord! He has his OWN side bitches for that, and he KNOWS how well I’ve covered for him.”
>Holy shit, Anna’s going OFF.
>She’s no longer sitting next to you, but pacing in front of you angry as all fuck.
>She’s venting everything she’s got.
>”So what do I do? I WORK. I try to make an HONEST living! Who knows, maybe THREE eight hour shifts a day can pay for a place like this! And trying to meet guys from out of town? Fucking. Please. At both my jobs, they all stutter, never make eye contact, and rush out as fast as they can! Do you REALIZE how many boners I’ve seen bulging through their fucking Walmart Jeans?!”
>...
“N-No-”
>”I’m not some unapproachable goddess, Anon! Every time I DO show interest in a guy, they get scared and find some excuse to run for the nearest town over! No one ever bothers to try and talk! They think either that I’m making a cruel joke, or they just… fucking run. Fuck...”
>And with that, she sits back down next to you.
>>3876648
Thanks anon. I feel like I should write more. I think I can actually count the numbers of times I've writefagged on my hand.
>>3877215
Hopefully, I can make it better. :D
>>3877288
>She’s silent, and plants her face into one of her hands and hunched over.
“...Sounds like you’re in a shitty spot.”
>”I’m lonely all week, I can’t land a boyfriend because I’m stuck in this fucking limbo of sexual nature, my tits are sore from being taped down all the time, and I can’t walk down the street with some greasy fucker either whistling, slapping my ass, or plucking one of the feathers FROM my ass. Yeah. Living the dream.”
“...I’m sorry. For everything.”
>She turns and gives you that smile again.
>And it all seemed okay.
>”Don’t be, Anon. You’re the only one who’s bothered to try.”
“Okay, not sorry for doubting you. I AM sorry, however, for basically staring you down for this whole trip.”
>That gets another laugh from her.
>”Believe me, Anon. I’m used to it. You’ve handled everything about me the best by FAR. And besides…”
>She leans in, and grabs your hand
>”I think I’d be okay with a little more than staring, if you wanna.”
>>3877350
>>3874275
I want this "general" meme to die. Too many faggots in /trash/ bump their shitty fetish threads that only they post in.
Shit, my greentext was just gonna be a titfuck quickie on the sly but this nigga on somethin else
>>3877876
Nigga please, post it if you feel like you wanna. I've been on this shit all day, and I'm at a wall rn
>>3877350
I've been smiling since the last thread! You are doing a fantastic job, man!
>>3877350
>Ohboy.pen15
>[YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
>SHUT IT DICK
>[FUCK YOU, ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL]
“If anyone ever asks, you made the first move.”
>And with that, you kiss her again.
>The two of you waste no time into getting back into the tongue of war game you had going earlier
>her hand directs one of yours upwards, and you get a large palmful of her left tit
>You pull out of her mouth and start kissing her now ruffled neck
>As you’re doing so, you take tender care of the package in your hand
>”Hah… Anon… please… be careful… those… bruise easily...”
>You try not to grab very hard as you cup the large teat from underneath
>You gently guide your fingers and palm around the surface of her shirt, a centimeter or two between your palm and her nipple
“I’ve got you, Anna. I’ve got you.”
>You can feel how stiff she is even with her bra underneath her uniform
>You figure it’d take a while for her to loosen up at this rate
>And with this infuriating shirt in the way
Lewd writing has begun, but I'm taking this segment a LOT slower to make sure this doesn't go belly up without me noticing.
>>3878285
Take as long as you need, I'm sure we'd all rather wait for something great instead of getting rushed garbage.
>>3878285
>As you keep up the kissing and massaging combo, you start hearing her giving off a strange mixture of a cooing sound and a soft moan
>Even her moans are fucking adorable man
>You NEED to make this amazing
>You figure this would be a good time to change things up a bit
>Trying not be too rough with her, you begin to lay her down while positioning yourself over her
>You now have her head directly under yours, while your body lays slightly at an angle over hers
>Your right hand still has easier access to her chest though, and it soon finds its mark again
>As you continue your kissing and rubbing from earlier on the now laid-back Anna, you can feel her breathing hitch
>You try to keep your movements unpredictable- you work from a slow knead to soft pinches, and eventually back to a simpler rub
>You tend to reset each rub with your fingers at the bottom of her breast, and slowly moving them upwards until the flat of your palm reaches the fabric of her shirt.
>Each time earns another soft, cooing moan from her
>Idea.pawb
>You remove your hand from her tit, and grab her forearms
>And in one swift motion, you roll Anna into the topping position
>The change in action is a little surprising to her, but that sentiment was cut short
>Notably, by your hands
>Anna’s on all fours above you, with her hands extended beyond both of your heads
>Giving you the room to resume clashing beak-to-lips and tongue-to-triangular-tongue
>as well as giving her bosom room to hang directly over your chest.
I've got a big day with family tomorrow, so I've gotta get some rest. HOPEFULLY this thread doesn't die before I can update the story.
It'll be on pastebin either way, so I'll always have another bird thread to post that in anyways
>>3878498
[Auuuugh]
A-at least you're coming back.
>>3878498
Smell ya l8r m89
Does /trash/ have any sort of archives? It would really suck if I can't come back to read this later and the threads that came before
>>3878611
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3874143/
>>3878636
PRAISE THE HELPFUL ANON!
HEY!
PRAISE THE HELPFUL ANON!
HEY! HEY!
ANON IS REAL HELPFUL SO WE SHOULD PRAISE ANON!
HEY!
Will be lurking in the shadows while this is going on..
>>3878498
>>3878569
>>3878570
UGH I CAN'T SLEEP GOTTA POST BIRDS
>Just after you begin your assault on her tongue, you enact a fantasy you’ve had since you learned what breasts were.
>You resume your myriad of pinches and massages, but with one of her tits in each hand.
>Anna moans into your mouth as you go about tenderizing your poultry
> As she gets the gist of what you’re doing, she pulls back
>”Anon, wait.”
>She sits up, and straddles your waist as she does so
>”Lemme get that for ya.”
>With that, her hands move towards the top of her shirt
>Where she undoes the first button.
>And the second.
>And the third.
>then the reinforced fourth.
>then the fifth.
>all the way down until her shirt is entirely open
>to which she very slowly slid each sleeve off, one after the other
>Revealing the absolutely stunning cockatoo underneath.
>Her chest, still in her bra and tape, was even more stunning than you could have believed.
>wait a minute
>tape?
>>3879561
>Surrounding her chest is a layer of what resembles gauze, tied together under her left arm
>Of course this is a slightly stunning reveal to you
>Since she saw the confused look on your face
>”What, didn’t I mention that I taped earlier?”
“...Did you?”
>”Oh Anon. Are you sure you weren’t paying more attention to my tits? Maybe you were staring more than I thought you were?” she teases.
>Oh yeah
>She did say something about tape
“Uhm…. this is you taped down?”
>”Mmmhmm! If you have any objections, lemme know now in case I start caring.”
>Before you could think to muster something else, she stands up and faces away from you.
>You see her slowly move her arms towards just under her left arm, where she peels away at and end of the material
>Slowly, you see her unlatch her already oversized black bra, and unwind the long, white strip around her as she lets it flow to the ground.
>As she finally lets the last inch of material come off her body, she looks back to you with the most sultry smile you’ve seen from her.
>She holds one arm over her chest, while the other is holding the long strand of white tape out next to her
>The arm she’s using to cover her chest is doing a meager job at best.
>If you could see the sides of her tits from behind earlier, now she may as well show you everything but nipple.
>Well, that’s almost the point of what she’s doing, but now?
>There are exceeding amounts of sideboob visible, almost bordering on underboob visibility
>Her other arm, however, drops the tape, letting it slowly drop onto her carpet.
>She begins to turn around, only to remember that she still has her pants on
>After a quick realization, she snaps back and quickly tries to undo them
>She does this adorable little jump to try and get out faster
>This fucking bird, man
>>3879574
>Then, she bends over to pull the legs down, and oh my.
>She’s wearing a soft-maroon color of panties, which, to be fair, could classify as a thong in her case.
>They seemed to be regular sized, but again
>Anna was stacked beyond belief.
>As she kicked the ankles of her pants off, you see it jiggle a small bit
>Her ass is incredible, for lack of a better word.
>Running up her thick thighs, her rear sticks out a large, and nearly unbelievable distance out from her back.
>The each cheek was large enough to eat off of, and perfectly curved into her back.
>[BRUH LEMME AT IT]
>SHUT IT DICK
>You sit up on the edge of the bed again, but slightly farther back this time.
>She faces the rest of her body towards you, and holy shit.
>Her mounds are presented to you full face
>And try as you might
>You can’t find anything wrong with them.
>You think to yourself that should you had seen THESE under Anna’s shirt at the gas station, you’d have sperged out right away.
>At first glance, the first feature is their sheer size.
>Each one is just a little bit larger than your head, and you could just barely cover her areolas with your palms.
>Neither one is visibly larger than the other, keeping her chest in near-perfect symmetry.
>They both sat fairly high up on her chest, and as she walked slowly towards you, you could see the two bounce up and down together.
>>3879652
Hey Anon, could you make a pastebin with the whole story in?
>>3879757
in the OP
>>3879773
Oh yeah sorry, I didn't see it. Thanks anon!
>>3879652
As good as titties are I'm a wholehearted ass man and this is making me fucking diamonds
There's now a straight avian thread?
I'm actually okay with this given the large amount of shitty as apposed to the actually good, Male avian artwork being spammed in the other thread.
>>3880569
Is it really that bad?
>>3881074
It's actually gotten better.
>>3879820
there is some more in the pastebin.
Picture related.
Have a bad joke I made some months back
Have you heard the word?
fuck yeah bird boobers!
>>3880569
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3753621/
This wasn't before. It should have just beeen a part 2.
>>3883820
True. I wanted to do some more awkward bird encounters but it feels too late now
>>3883892
Why so? This thread still got plenty of room. No need to call it female avian general, since its just a thread to finish off the story started in the older prompt thread.
But since theres a lot of extra room, why not add another thing from the promt if you want?
>>3883949
Eh, I don't know
Maybe I'll add some of my silly birdtexts later on
>>3879652
>C h R I sT
“Okay, you win. I DEFINITELY would have ran from you at the store.”
>She smiles as she straddles you again, and grabs your hands again.
>”Oh, there is no fucking way you’re leaving now. Not until we’re BOTH satisfied.”
“What, you think I’m gonna finish and just leave? My car’s an hour drive away.”
>”Welp, that means you’re stuck with me AND my tits. Now come on, keep going.”
“I’m gonna, but first, you gotta tell my why you tape. If you’ve got obscenely huge tits either way, what’s the point of taping?”
>She smiles as she raises your hands up to her chest
>”You think corporate wants to hear about some bird in the middle of nowhere complain that they don’t make uniforms with tits above a D cup in mind?”
“Well, do they KNOW there’s a nice, hard-working bird with this very specific problem?”
>”They probably don’t, but that’s what my manager tells me whenever I ask. I can live using my own pants, but with the tape I can at least fit into a medium E. Bulges out quite a bit, and I’ve had to re-sew that button on a couple times, but I can manage!”
“I noticed that button!”
>”Of course you did,” she finishes with a giggle.
>>3883892
>>3884007
The more the merrier, man. I'm not sure I can keep an entire thread alive on my own, but thanks the these birdposters my story won't fall into too much obscurity on pastebin.
>>3885466
>wanna keep writing
>holiday
>tfw
Later burds
>>3882575
ABOUT THE BIRD?
Captcha: moravian
firechickens is bird
>>3886085
I agree.
>tfw the SFM model someone made is too freaky to fap to
>>3886113
It's tough to find good 3D model art. SFM really oversaturates the market
>>3886178
SFM is a great medium, but too many people use it and have shit animating talent.
>>3886212
This guy did a model and animation. Was gonna commission him but he didn't want to resize the model enough for my tastes. http://i.imgur.com/fKpBkM5.mp4
>>3886304
It's so hard to make good lewd Blaziken in 3D.
>>3886386
At least there's always the 2D lyfe
>>3886600
Rite?
Post more anna
>>3887626
Let me eat then I'll get you something.
>avian
>vaginas
>>3885466
>As your small exchange comes to a close, she returns your hands to the orbs now square in front of your face
>The difference between groping at Anna’s shirt and actually working her bare chest is night and day, from where your hands are.
>You didn’t realize how restrictive both the bra and the tape were on her, seeing how much nicer she feels without them
>Opposed to the thin cotton of her gas station uniform, her flesh is exquisite
>The texture you thought was her being stiff was quickly forgotten as your hands grazed over the soft, and damn near silky texture of her chest
>Each time you bring your fingers upwards from the bottom, you have to remain extremely cautious to keep from pressing into her as much, but you let your fingers try it.
>On one of your upward stroke, you change your grip from a cupping hand to more of a clawlike grip
>and just like that, she arcs her back away from you and gives a louder moan this time
>”Ahhh!...Shit… ANON!... Fuck...”
>shit did you fuck it up
>she opens
>”...K-keep doing that.”
“With pleasure. But first, I gotta try something else.”
>>3885607
I really gotta take this slow to make it good, also Merica day
>>3887891
>avian
>dicks
>>3887891
>Your mom
>Not a slut
>>3886739
>>3889782
>Your butt
>Not hurt
>>3890169
>Your ass
>Not grass
>>3890313
>your balls
>Not steel
>>3887626
Here you go.
>>3890467
And nude version.
>>3890467
>>3890480
Yes, god loves you man thank you
>>3890622
>>3890691
The thrill of never getting paid for it is what keeps me going.
>>3890467
>>3890480
>>3890812
keep it up then
>>3891251
Here's a quick color of a sketch.
>>3891647
its really appreciated, this blue bird of happiness.
Delivery from one of the trash drawthreads
>>3893055
Very naice
>>3893297
What I post here, stays here; the exception of that one Goldie pic. My tumblr is sfw and almost entirely /tg/ and Blizzard material.
>>3893569
can't you just make another account? I feel like that's the normal thing to do.
>>3893724
Had one, actually got jealous of myself with it being more popular than my actual one. Emphasis on HAD another one. So now I just draw randomly for trash and people can do with the pictures as they please.
>>3893821
Why is it like 100% guaranteed that artists all have personality disorders
I said I'd post the Cleo and Jerri folio so here it is.
https://mega.nz/#F!10xw3JKT!eFSxu1lD7LeDzzOj6p95zw
Unfortunately the images in hi-res are too big to actually post but there's the whole thing.
>>3893965
You read too much into it. I didn't like how that site was getting exponentially more views and follows than the one I started with and put actual work on. That's not a disorder, that's preference.
>>3893965
normie brains do not perform higher functions as well as artist and scientist ones do
>>3894185
Understandable, I suppose. People have somewhat lower standards when it comes to smut.
>>3876045
>faster than light can travel
Through what?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_light
>>3895349
Through the vacuum of space.
>>3888946
>”And..hah...what’s...ah...that?”
>It’s like
>She looks like she’s already finished a couple times over, and is almost beginning to smell like it as well
>Not wasting any time, you swing her under you again.
”You.”
>You hope she laughs at the cheesy joke
>But instead, her feathers rustle themselves up again, and she stares wide-eyed at you.
>You think you hear her gulp.
>Well, as cheesy as that was
>She almost definitely thought it was hot
>Holy shit she actually took that at face value
>You can NEVER let this girl go
>Moving quickly, you plant your head between her breasts once again and start giving a flurry of light kisses
>You start right above her cleavage, move down through the valley, and continue the trail down towards her stomach
>right up until you reach her panties.
>The first thing you notice when you arrive down south is her aroma.
>Close up, you can trace hints of what remains of her fairly inexpensive perfume, sweat, and the pressing scent coming from underneath the cotton strip.
>It’s not a smell you can call a combination of all three things, but your mind can only label it as the conjoined musk you can only describe as “Anna.”
At this point, I'm posting as I finish these segments. I'm trying to be careful.
>>3893821
>>3894185
Sorry to hear that mate. I had another pastebin where I took requests for /co/, but my one-incomplete-story porn pastebin is already beating the old one by a landslide. Feels weird. You're pretty great at birdgirls, though.
>>3897366
Thank you, and you have a nice way of writing; almost stream of consiousness. Have another fresh from the oven.
>>3897807
That's really good anon. I swear I've seen your art beforehand somewhere, maybe /scaly/?
I think we can all agree that this has been a great couple of days.
>>3898552
I've actually been genuinely surprised at the sheer quality of content coming from /trash/.
>>3898614
Trash's benefit is that there is an open market for everything. Once you make a niche you end up funneling only one or two things. Look to /d/ with nothing but futa which yeah that's /d/ but that's predominantly all it is which pushes things that would fall under /d/ to /aco/ but /aco/ doesn't want what /d/ doesn't want.
Trash, I've always found, is just more casual and less circlejerky, not to say it doesn't have that just less. It also seems to have more content created whereas /d/ and /aco/ end up reposting the same things over and over.
>>3898826
It's just so ironic that an unlisted board named "Trash" produces better content than official boards.
>>3899131
In general, smaller boards are better boards. So when people throw shitfits about "splitting their board" it's usually not an issue as much as people believe, unless the board being made it extremely small. Then it's just unnecessary.
>>3897916
Yes, I used to post regularly there. I tend to jump around a lot.
>>3899851
Cool beans! Hope I see more of your stuff, I like your lines a lot.
>>3899177
That's why *chan is the greatest single site on the net right? They've got boards only two people post in. It's a Renaissance!
>>3893965
Didn't they talk about that in the Howling 2?
>>3897366
>>3897366
that may be a bit because of me. im a chronic refresher and have had that tab open for a pretty long while now, so it gets refreshed a lot from me.
>>3898826
I got directed here from a drawthread on /b by another anon when asking for critique on a drawing and I have to say that I'm glad I got directed here, and I noticed that as well, it does seem less toxic than the other boards.
>>3898614
Drawthreads when they run smoothly.
Although I'm getting tired of the false bans due to my only means of browsing the site is mobile data on my phone I mean you gotta save data at some point.
Oi, don't be dying on me.
>>3897366
>You place your hands at the highest point of her inner thighs, where their smooth, thick ends connect to where her “unmentionable” place is.
>You spread her legs apart, revealing her maroon panties you weren’t well acquainted with yet.
>Yes, from behind, they were essentially a thin, brown-red line between what could classify as two full moons
>But from the front, they were a well-fit pair of *sturdy* underwear.
>They were also brandishing a fairly large cameltoe.
>You didn’t want to think Anna was “loose” per say, but you could definitely see that she had a very engorged set of outer lips.
>To push it a little further, you look up at Anna and give her a smile
>Her breathing is moving frequently between short, erratic bursts, and longer, heavier breaths
>She’s ruffled up, and staring half-lidded at you with her mouth hanging open, involuntarily letting out small coos.
>As she re-establishes eye contact with you, you lean in and give her panties a quick peck, just on the fabric over her puffy vulva.
>Almost instantaneously she tenses up, and you can see her grab her sheets with both sets of “claws”
>you couldn’t exactly see her toes curl behind you, but you got the general picture.
>Her ruffles are back in full effect, but not enough to make her look completely frayed.
“Jesus, Anna.”
>As she’s heaving in her breaths, she tilts her head towards you
Sorry for the delay, but it's getting there! I promise (and hope). I honestly cannot believe the time I've spent on this story, the last few days have gone by just by me writing
>>3897807
Thanks, and I gotta admit, that's kind of how I do it. It's not like I have some amazing guide of "Smut 101," but I think I know how to pick and choose what to be influenced by. [Your art is also fucking rad, thanks for sticking with us]
>>3898552
>>3898614
I'm honestly touched. I have next to no real writing experience, so this is honestly super cool to hear.
>>3874318
Woah, whens that greentext gonna be done?
>>3905586
Writefag again
It's a work in process, but it's coming along!
I started it in this thread:
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3753621/
But I made this thread for /straight/ avian posting, and for me to finish it.
Here's the incomplete pastebin, though.
http://pastebin.com/iEqhYMPe
>>3905586
>>3905621
I need more images to fill the gaps, this so long holy fuck
Horny bump
>>3905770
If I had to critique that cap, here's what I've gotta say
Put the OP from the last thread, it's archived and a couple anons have posted the link. Just having the prompt at the top would be nice, keep the image of her waving.
Next, don't make it one big column. Yes, it's long, but 3, 4 or 5 columns next to each other would look a lot better in terms of formatting.
Also, the random pics don't add much of anything since you're contrasting straight porn with the buildup that isn't actually NSFW barring the fact she's a bird. Maybe once it's done, you can have them at the bottom? I'd really prioritize the writing over having porn in it
I really just wonder why you'd cap it before it's done.
Writefag checking in
I'm gonna try and get writing again tonight, but I seriously need a break for several hours.
This has been mentally filling my mind for the last four days. I'll be back later.
>>3909486
S'all good man, take your time.
Who wanna get patriotic up in here
>>3909594
>>3910055
Artist? Looks like a mix of old hoot and hd01
>>3910098
>image name says hd01
Nice one Einstein.
>>3910098
HD
>>3910216
If it's at the end of those numbers it's too long for me to see on mobile. Pls be gentle with me senpai
>>3910366
Clover has options per post and selecting "Info" will let you view the whole filename. Ain't no excuse yo.
>>3910441
Wow thanks you just bricked my phone. Last time I ever listen to you~
>>3910680
nyoro~n
>>3906406
good critique thank you
and I don't know why I decided to cap it now, it's kind of silly now that I think about it.
Any suggestion on solo Anna send here. Otherwise I'm gonna drop something pertaining to my favorite burd, Bearded Vulture, tomorrow. Would tonight but difficult to draw when not at home.
>>3915804
fingering herself on all fours like pic related
>>3915804
Relaxing in a T shirt and panties
>>3915804
I want to suggest a sorta atmospheric piece from the start of the story where she's staring from across the store but I dunno if you wanna do that.
this idea probably won't ever happen, but someone should think about the possibility of turning some of the greentexts (at least, the ones that aren't absolute SHIT in /trash/) here in comic form (with an artist willing to do so)
>Walk into a general—
Oh that's the same prompt
>You check your watch and adjust your shirt slightly.
>The hustle and bustle of the restaurant continues as you sit in silence.
>Stood up again huh? How many times has this happened in the past few months?
>Too many, and you aren't even that ugly.
>You guess that's what you get for expecting anything from online dating.
>With a sigh you stand from your seat, the waiter approaches your table.
"Sorry, it looks like my dining partner isn't here."
>He nods in understanding, you pull out your wallet and tip him for the service.
>You don't want to eat alone.
>You head out into the streets, neon lights bleeding through the falling rain.
>It's damn cold tonight.
>You zip up your coat and walk through the crowds, heading back to your apartment.
>There's a small corner shop up ahead.
>Considering that your fridge is empty, and you didn't even eat, it seems like a good idea to stop by and grab something.
>The sliding doors give out a happy bing as you step into the sterile isles.
>You grab a basket a walk down each one, grabbing various items of food in a trance like state.
>You must look like an idiot, all dressed up to the nines.
>The footsteps stop for a moment as you notice the women manning the till.
>Jesus, look at those!
>A white cockatoo hums to herself, unawares to your perverse gaze.
>The white shirt she's wearing barely manages to contain the sheer size of the mammaries she has been blessed with.
>Play it cool dude, just walk up and buy the shit.
>Locking your eyes at head level, you march up to the counter and place the basket down.
>She spins around with a little hop, her tits bouncing along with her.
>Your twitch slightly.
>"Hi there!" she chirps, scanning the items as you try desperately not to come off as a weirdo.
Hi.
>Phew, close one.
>"So, what's with the outfit?" she asks.
>Shit! Anything but small talk.
"Uh, I was going on a date tonight."
>"Cool, how'd it go?"
"She didn't show up. Y'know, internet dating is hit and miss right?"
cont?
>>3923982
Go for it, this sounds promising.
>>3923982
>She laughs, although you don't know if it's with you or at you.
>"Well I've never really tried it. I'll have to take your word for it."
>Great, now you look desperate.
"Heh, well it looks like it's microwave lasagne tonight for me."
>Fucks sake! Just tell her you're a fucking loser why don't you?
>"Too right," she nods, placing your purchases in a bag.
>You insert your card and pin number, thanking her.
>"No problem, come again."
"Yeah, catch you later..."
>"Anna, it's on my name tag, see?"
>You look, but it's not really at the tag she's pointing to.
>You jump slightly as your face comes up against the glass doors, that was close.
>With a blush on your face you jog home to your apartment.
---
>"So, uh, what do you do for a living?"
>The snow leopard across from you asks as she places down the menu.
"I'm working an office job right now, nothing exciting. What do you do?"
>"Oh me? I'm a hairdresser."
"Cool."
>...
>You cough into a hand and look elsewhere.
---
>The doors slide open once again.
>You have to admit that you're making a conscious effort to shop here now in the hopes of catching Anna again.
>She was the most interesting thing to happen in months.
>Thankfully it seems she's on the rota tonight.
>You follow a similar routine as the last time.
>Anna smiles when she sees you, which you return in kind.
>"Nice to see you again..."
"Anon."
>"I didn't get your name last time? I swear I did."
"It doesn't matter that much."
>You place the basket down on the counter.
>"So, you look nice again. Another date?"
"Yeah, she showed up this time at least."
>"At least? It didn't go well then?"
"God no, that was the most awkward hour of my life."
>Anna lets out a hearty laugh.
"We had nothing in common, at all. She was cute though."
>"What kind of person are you looking for?"
"I'm not that picky, somebody I can talk to at least. You got any tips?"
>"You're better off asking somebody else pal."
>>3924276
>You would have thought Anna would have some experience, but maybe it's because all the guys come to her?
"I think I'm going to ditch the dating site stuff."
>Anna nods and hands you the bag.
>"There's something extra in there for you."
>She winks.
>You raise a brow but thank her and head out.
>Once you're out of eye-shot you pull open the bag and notice a little scrap a paper.
>Is that her fucking phone number?
>You make sure nobody is looking and fist pump, fuck yes!
>Progress!
>Actually, you need to cool your jets a bit.
>There's no way in hell that someone like her doesn't have a boyfriend on the go.
>But still, this is the closest you've gotten to a women you like in a long while.
>You need more intel.
---
>"How's the dating escapade going?" one of your co-workers and long time friend, John, asks from over the cubicle wall.
"Terrible."
>He shakes his head, "I need more details than that man."
"Two stand ups, one who already had a boyfriend, and one where I nearly cringed myself to death."
>"Nice, nice."
"The only solace in all of that is that I got the number of somebody working at a convenience store."
>"Really? What's she like?"
"Cockatoo, blue eyes, pinkish feathers, huge..."
>You honk a pair of imaginary tits, John bursting into laughter.
"Not exaggerating man, those things belong on a cow, not a bird."
>"You're a lucky fucker."
"Well I'm not so sure it's a romantic thing yet, but fingers crossed yeah?"
>"I'll pray for you, you little bastard."
>You swivel back to the monitor and flip him off as he walks away.
>It's all in good fun.
>>3924347
>When your manager isn't looking, you whip out your phone and hover over her contact number.
>Should you text her? You don't want to come off as needy or pushy.
>Actually... you bring up Facebook and search for her.
>There she is, but you can't see her photos without being her friend.
>Should you? She already gave your her phone number.
>You bite your lip and tap add friend, glancing away from the screening like it's going to attack you.
>Slipping it into your pocket, you try to cast it from your mind as you focus on your work for the rest of the afternoon.
>You walk out onto the street later in the day and pull out your phone.
>Looks like she accepted it, cool!
>She doesn't think you're a potential murderer.
>With a spring in your step you head back to the apartment and kick back after a long day of filling in forms.
>While watching TV you scroll through Anna's profile to try and learn a little bit about her.
>It looks like she's been in a few relationships before, but they haven't lasted for very long.
>As of this moment, she's single, which is perfect for you.
>You feel like a bit of a stalker right now, to be honest.
>You flick over to her likes, looking at what kind of music and TV she's into.
>Alright, there's a little bit of common ground there; You both like a few of the same bands and shows.
>It's something at least.
>Now you need to figure out how to broach the topic of getting to spend time with her.
>Should you be friendly or flirty? You get the feeling this is more of a flirty thing.
>Or should you keep at the shop strategy? Although you could do both.
>You pull yourself back a bit, try and find something to do first, and then invite her along as a friend.
>Then, if things get heated, you can run with it.
>You don't really know if much is happening around town though.
>There are a few concerts going on for minor bands and artists, but you could go with the time tested movie too.
>>3923982
Gee Bill, why Does your thread let you have TWO tittybirb stories?
>>3928277
I writefag on another board too.
Bowing out for the night but here's a bin.
http://pastebin.com/pZ9pXkxE
>>3928277
Take your time
Owls?
>>3940359
Hoot.
Is the original writefag dead
>>3924558
>Or maybe you should wait for her to ask first.
>But what if you both think that and end up waiting too long?
>Fuck, you've never really gotten this far before!
>You put the phone down for a moment and sigh.
>If only you had another female friend to call upon for advice, alas you do not.
>You mull over the options for half an hour.
>She only gave you the number yesterday, and you don't want to look like a sperg if she does have a boyfriend.
>You should break the ice with something.
>"Are you doing anything this weekend?" you text.
>You hover over the send button.
>It'd be easy to play it off if she says yes, and if she says no you can just go see a movie or something.
>Placing the phone down, you close your eyes and wait for a response.
>You'd fallen asleep when your phone finally beeped with a new message.
>It made you jump slightly, you patted down the couch to find the damn thing.
>"Nah, why you wanna do somthin"
>Nice.
>"Want to go watch a movie"
>You put the phone down again, but she replies almost right away.
>"sure, what film and when"
---
>Taking a suggestion from her Facebook page, you decided to see a sequel to one of her favorites.
>The word date floats to the forefront of your mind as you get an outfit together.
>It's only a casual day out, so you don't have to stroll down to the cinema in a full suit like with the others.
>It's a warm day, so you go with a polo shirt and baggy shorts.
>You stroll through town with a spring in your step, you have a good feeling about this now.
>The place is pretty busy, all kinds of people going to and fro.
>Despite this, it's pretty easy to spot Anna, she does have a very distinct appearance after all.
>She's wearing a tank top which does nothing to hide the size of her chest, or the fact that she's wearing a pretty big bra underneath, and a pair of short shorts which manage to show off her incredibly voluptuous thighs.
>Fuck man, you lucked out.
>She gives you a happy wave as you approach.
>>3941840
>>3943924
cloaca*
>>3943924
what about Hoo-dini?
Wow! Holy crap, someone told me that people were making stories and fanart of my character on 4chan. I would have NEVER expected this. It's just amazing! I've never had fanart before; I don't even know what to say.
>>3948262
How do we know it's yours?
>>3948356
I can make a post on my FA account if you want
>>3948467
>>3948262
Isn't that a hoot?
>>3948356
So Yep its me! Pretty amazing to see this going down. I didnt even know about it till today.
>>3948501
>1344x775
What the fuck kind of a monitor are you using?
>>3948564
I scaled down the image so it wouldnt be as annoying. My monitor is pretty old though. 1680x1050
>>3948602
Oh, my last computer had that resolution. I always liked the 16:10 aspect ratio.
>>3948501
desu im not gonna care all that much about any characterization you have of Anna planned in advance, the character these two stories are coming up with is going to be the "canon" one for me.
>>3949716
Haha, thats ok. I do have my own characterization for her, but I'm enjoying watching others interpretation of her personality.
>>3949799
I'm curious, what's your canon characterization?
>>3910742
Source?
>>3949875
Well the short and dirt is that I always felt that she was Confident, Smart, a Sweat Heart, has terrible luck, and always trying to be one step ahead but normally falls short. Someone who knows what they want and will put on a brave face to get it, but shy underneath the brave mask.
>>3905459
NOT DEAD YET BOIS
>She looks frayed AND worried now
>”Y-yeah…?”
“...You’re fucking adorable.”
>That apparently confused her
>Since she’s sending you a VERY worried look.
>”W-what do you mean?”
“It means you’re cute in bed.”
>She seems /kinda/ offended
>”I’m not ‘cute’!”
“You’re VERY cute.”
>”No way.”
“Don’t believe me?”
>Holy shit how are you getting away with this
>But you’re almost in the positions most women are in when they fuck
>Because she’s kinda riding on you here
>Well
>Not yet
>But you still have a point to prove
>>And in interest of doing so, you decide to run a finger down the center of her panties
>Thus, if your predictions are correct, will cause Anna to...
>She throws her head back again, clutching her sheets for dear life this time
>The moaning coo comes louder, as if she were trying to inform someone a few feet away from her that she was having her pussy teased while they had large headphones on
>Maximumruffle.chirp
"There. Adorable. Now, lemme get these off you."
>"Ah...oh, fuck you."
>She sends you this pout while she lifts her legs up
>As you slide her underwear up around her thighs and calves, she crosses her arms slightly and avoids your gaze
>>3951533
...Holy shit, if this happened I'd be the happiest fucker on this board. Not because I want a porn comic, but because someone liked something I did to the point where they'd do it.
>>3948432
>>3948501
Hoh shit. Luke, you've made a grade-A waifu bait OC. (Pls make a parakeet next?)
>>3954517
God damn she is sensitive.
>>3954635
As all birds should be
>>3949875
Writefag again
I tried to make her a kind-of diamond in the rough, but to also make try to reflect the situation she's in. I really was wondering whether or not to mention her going with Anon out of desperation, or whether she's sticking it out waiting for someone to try and talk to her until someone actually does.
>>3951066
I like this guy's version, because I kinda wrote it out like that. I kinda tried to justify not making her so confident because of her shitty "last ex," who I made to be a horse (since she has more art with those than anything else I've seen).
>>3954635
I'm going for a "super depraved" thing, and I'm not sure how well it's going. A lot of anthro stories I've seen have had something along the lines of
>Anon: "Was that if for you?"
>AnthroGirl: "How long do humans last?"
>Anon: "Longer than that."
to make the anon sound like a sex god by anthro standards. I think it's an okay concept as long as it's fictitious in its application
>>3954807
is this biology or am I being memed on
>>3954896
>I'm going for a "super depraved" thing, and I'm not sure how well it's going. A lot of anthro stories I've seen have had something along the lines of
>Anon: "Was that if for you?"
>AnthroGirl: "How long do humans last?"
>Anon: "Longer than that."
This is my fetish. Thank you.
>>3954896
I would also maybe go with an idea that she got a bit of a "humans are oddly hot" thing going on, and thats why she also got with Anon. Kind of like a "I prefer asian women" thing, but with feathery boobs wanting dicks with foreskins.
>>3955186
I kinda was thinking the Bojack way of going about it
Differences aren't really talked about, but not fetishized as much
What happened to the gay avian stuff?
>>3955956
I thought this was just a temporary thing until the story was finished. But it looks like the bird thread's been split
>>3956045
>the bird thread's been split
Not really. The regular bird thread was devoid of straight content from start to finish.
>>3956075
The last thread had a good balance honestly
>>3956265
The last thread had streaks of gay and straight but the interest was not consistent enough to give the good mix a thorough mixing
>>3905364
anyone have any more oviposition?
>>3956376
I don't see why we split. We should stick together.
>>3957020
How about no? This board has more than enough room for two threads, and this one was made specifically because we don't want gay stuff.
>>3956476
How's this?
>>3957020
I agree. Even if I've only seen the last thread, you guys don't seem to be the autistic type to flip their shit when something gay is posted
>>3957164
Why do you need this thread to be gay when you already have your own gfeather thread again? It certainly wouldn't be for our benefit.
![1601190_10152166265202236_1706440326_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NR7Hkx5.jpg "1601190_10152166265202236_1706440326_n[1].jpg")
>>3948564
>What the fuck kind of a monitor are you using?
He's here for our uranium!
>>3948501
Great art man!
>>3957187
I meant the other one that became gay. You guys were doing fine up until now. but then someone took advantage of the previous bird prompt thread to make it into a sort of secret straight bird thread. And now we have this thread
>>3957145
breddy good friendo. I like it when the apex of the egg hasn't been reached yet so the vag looks like its at its maximum point of stretching
Writefag here
How long should Anna Anon's dick be?
>>3957775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmUsJvRv7U
>>3957775
[spoiler]Way too small[/spoiler]
>>3957775
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it
>>3954517
well, then since I have absolutely no drive to try and convince artists to consider this, maybe someone can try contacting other artists (maybe 3 max), have them make a 1 page sample of one scene in this story, and considering which artist made the better scene, stick with them for the comic
>>3960129
I think it's a bit much to make a comic out of some random greentext
>>3960387
I should put here that I don't doubt little to no one will ever consider this idea
its more of a "just a thought" idea, a maybe what if combo
>>3954517
>...
"Anna."
>"..."
"Anna, come on."
>You send her a small laugh, hoping she'll react to you smiling
>"...yeah?"
"You know I never meant is as an insult."
>"...I know, but it's still weird to hear it from a guy that's two inches from my...um..."
>Wow
>Being dry for two years has made her a little reserved, you guessed
>As hard as that is to believe looking at her
"What would you rather I call you? 'Sexy?'"
>There's her ruffle-blush again
>"...Kinda."
“To be honest, I kinda thought it was implied.”
>Smooth?
>”Oh, come on! That’s sweet and all, like, REALLY sweet, but it never hurts to help a girl’s ego some!”
“Oh, is ‘cute’ some insult that I never knew about?”
>”Well, I mean… no, but...”
“Then let me be the first, or second, or third or whatever to say this: You’re sexy to an almost absurd point. You managed to relax enough to get me seriously into you when nobody else would come close. If no one ever bothers to approach you because they think you’re cruel or out of their leagues, they’re missing out on an adorable, amazing, and confident. cockatoo with a good sense of humor.”
>...and?
>She ruffles up, and gives you that wide-eyed stare again
>And then she smiles.
>>3957806
>>3957813
>>3957880
Big it is then!
>>3960129
Eh.
>>3961243
>God damn.
>You’ve known this girl for less than four hours
>But that smile feels like you’ve known her for years.
>”Anon… shut the fuck up.”
>It wasn’t an “OMG shut the fuck up,” but like
>The kind of STFU you get for making a bad pun.
“What, did I overload your ego?”
>”Well… I mean- I don’t think I’ve heard anyone say something like that to me before. I mean, my parents give a LOT of motivational speeches whenever we talk, but-”
”Anna.”
>She shuts up in a heartbeat, and intently waits for whatever you were going to say next.
”You’re incredible.”
>...
>And just like that, Anna seemed to have changed a little bit.
>Mostly because after you said that, she immediately relaxed every muscle she’d been tensing up before.
>”Anon, I...”
“Anna, I know you probably have a lot left to say, but it’ll have to wait. Now, since we have /these/ out of the way...”
>Tossing her panties aside, you place their hands back into their positions on the insides of Anna’s thighs and assist her in spreading her legs
>Awaiting you in the center is a thin, pink slit between a very puffy vulva.
>As you move your head closer, you take a couple short breaths, for the purpose of exhaling onto her sensitive spot
>Each breath causes her to respond with sharp breaths of her own, as well as making her outer lips quiver a bit.
>>3961958
GOD DAMMIT I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR TIME AND MAKE THIS GOOD BUT I NEED MOOOOOOORE
>>3887835
What's this from?
>>3874275
We will never forget the smut words and simple conversation.
>>3943482
"Hey Anna."
>"Hey to you too Anon," she grins slyly.
>The two of you avoid the concessions area and go straight into the screening.
>Anna pulls you by the hand to the top row of the seats.
>There's still about twenty minutes before it starts though.
>So, small talk it is.
>"You're an eager one aren't you? I only gave you my number the other day."
>Shit?
"Uh, is there some kind of standard procedure for that I don't know about?"
>She laughs, although that isn't really what you were hoping for.
>"I'm kidding around with you. I don't like wasting time much anyway."
>Okay, that's a compliment, things are going well so far.
>"So, have you seen the last film?"
"Oh, yeah. I saw it when it came out."
>"I've heard some pretty bad things about this one."
"The entertaining kind of bad or the enraging kind of bad."
>"A bit of both. It's not earning any favors from the fans."
"So are you big into movies then?"
>"A bit, I usually try to make time to watch what I'm interested in, but it's better with somebody to watch it with."
>The trailers start as the room dims, there aren't many people here, the film has been out for a while.
>The two of you settle into a comfortable silence as you pay attention to the screen.
>You jump as you feel her rough claw on your hand.
>Your eyes flick over to her face, noticing a cheeky grin on her beak.
>Aren't you meant to be making moves on her?
>You're not going to complain anyway.
>After ten minutes the film finally starts.
should this get lewd y/n
>>3966265
doesn't have to be lewd for me to enjoy it
>>3966265
hm maybe not on the first date. Let them get a bit more of a relationship first?
>>3966265
Not all first dates are home runs. There's nothing wrong with a single or double for the first time at bat.
i like nakadashi
>>3957097
Previous to Anna, straight and gay threads couldn't stay alive on this board
Mixing the two together helps with that
