Welcome, my children, to the 5th Gielinor Games Intermission. I am your host, Armadyl, god of justice, and on this day I shall take 36 of you to the world of RuneScape. Good luck, and may justice always have a place in your heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ-Ycv4H9hY
>>3851465
Fujiwara no Mokou
Lord Beerus
Tallahassee
Blue Beetle
>>3851450
Well that's fantastic anon...have fun with your broken qt, I guess?
>>3851452
Yeah, sure, Gimme a second
>Doesn't actually get Mikan
>Hangs up
STANDO POWER
Fyxe, the Wench
Yukkuri Reimu
Eggman-kun
X7-10
King Dedede
Furseiseki
Kneesocks Daemon
>>3851465
King Kaito
David Bowie
Adrian Rollini
>>3851465
Kenzou Tenma
Jack Spicer
ISraeli army
>>3851465
Aussa
Zezima
Endo
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>3851465
Rohan Kishibe
>>3851366
Because, unfortunately, people forget things, or lie. I may even forget to ask certain questions, and it would definitely take much too long for me to quiz you on your entire life and world history.
If you'll allow me, I can read all about it in less than ten minutes.
>>3851380
You'll find that my manga, Pink Dark Boy, is the most well-written manga in history.
You will not be disappointed if you read it.
Rockruff
>>3851465
Saburo
Kaguya Houraisan
Akiba Red
Mod Ash
Makina Irisu
a dog knight
Colonel Sanders
THE CRIMSON AUTIST
Space asshole
Late Kouta
Najimi Ajimu
>>3851526
>steals
Baki Hanma
Bolin
Hanako Ikezawa
>>3851482
Ahaha than-
...
>notices you hang up
>goes in a corner and cries
>>3851540
As long as I don't have to pay child support, that's fucking fine.
Beast Remover Good Hunter
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My apologies for the difficulties, this...may take a bit.
>>3851517
>kissu
>>3851555
>Fucking bursts down your door
>Crotches down next to you
>Pats your fucking shoulder like a goddamn bro
You could do better
>Gets up
>Fucking leaves
>>3851486
No no. Break the wench
>>3851574
>Crotches
>I meant Crouches
>I think I'll just jump off a cliff
>>3851570
No problem, you're cool for hosting anyway! <3
>>3851585
I'll crotch down next to you if you want.
>>3851585
>tfw most of the time you don't even notice spelling mistakes until someone points it out
Am I dumb or...?
>>3851583
Only if you got enough money
I'll be having to manually enter this, I'm afraid.
>Peeks head around corner
Is there a Mister Kimito Kurusu around? His monthly Leg Fetish Extreme magazine is here.
>>3851570
Click use alternate method.
>>3851571
Please stop this at once.
>>3851601
Yes. The answer is yes
>>3851601
>I don't spellcheck
>and I correct myself most of the time, because I always notice it right as I post
>>3851609
Thanks Aikawa
>>3851609
Swap please.
>>3851498
>>3851548
Thank you.
>>3851611
Yeah, that's me, Give it here hombre.
>>3851609
No need to be afraid. It's just clicks and copy and paste.
>>3851637
>>3851611
Legs?
kero kero
>>3851570
Use the alternative method or restart firefox and make sure the console is working.
>>3851662
Yeah, Legs...but hey, Miia, you got like, one big leg...s-so that's okay.
>>3851613
It didn't work due to Firefox deciding I couldn't right-click.
...Give me 8 more, I'm in no mood to have it be so small-scale.
>>3851676
I'd been using that.
>>3851685
Venus
>>3851662
It's okay, I think snek bodies are qt.
>>3851685
Mikan Tsumiki
Holy shit kill yourseves.
>>3851685
Paulie the Traitor
>>3851634
Thank you Kaito...
>>3851685
THE BEST OJ CHARACTER
>>3851511
I make it a habit 'ta always be honest, and I know what it's like pokin' through someone else's head.
>>3851439
>>3851516
Er...unless your native world's called Termina, yeah, from your perspective, probably.
>>3851438
>>3851491
...Nnooot really, no.
>>3851705
BUT IF I KILL MYSELF, I'LL MISS THE NEXT SENTAI SERIES!
>>3851685
Kaiko
>>3851713
Shall I assume it's female?
>>3851685
Daizaburo Eddie-Ban
>>3851685
A Rapist
>>3851685
Elh Melizee
>>3851727
>Yes.
>>3851723
>Absolutely no comment
>It looks like he fully expected it
>>3851683
It's not that big...
But, y-you still think my one leg is cute, don't you?
>>3851700
I hope darling thinks so too.
>>3851723
>quickly grabs book and hides it behind her back
>gives you two dollars as a tip for delivering it
Thanks, now shoo before it looks suspicious.
>>3851715
Then surely you'd let me "poke" through yours. It'll only take a moment. If I want to write an entertaining manga, I need to know everything I can about everyone's individual worlds.
Die cancer
>>3851713
Is that game any good? I hear about it all the time.
>>3851712
I don't think it means anything now though, don't worry about it.
>>3851750
Mr. Darling's wild ride, how are you?
>>3851760
>kissu
>>3851685
Sunset
>>3851763
Weeaboo bullshit.
>>3851753
>It's not that big
You said that before, didn't you?
>>3851763
>It's fun if you got some pals.
>Don't listen to the complaints about it being too slow, there's literally an option to speed up the game in the configuration menu when starting it up and at the options menu itself.
>Also don't listen to people playing a MULTIPLAYER BOARD GAME for the SINGLE PLAYER CAMPAIGN.
>>3851715
Termina? Thanks for the info, I'll remember you for sure.
>>3851753
Of course I do Miia, I wouldn't keep you around if I didn't~.
>>3851770
>Doesn't respond to the blue-Barry haired robo-husbando
>Gives him the hard-core silent treatment.
>>3851807
HG Town of Salem when?!
Sunset > Your waifu
And now attempting to take a picture of the roster has frozen the entire browser. I truly am sorry for all these delays..
>>3851760
Please don't shitpost with cute anime girls.
>>3851836
Shit happens. Take your time.
>>3851836
Take your time. Not like we've got any other hosts around.
>>3851831
My waifu> Sunset
>Squawks of frustration
Ahem. Here we are, then. Any requests?
>>3851831
Kneesocks > Sunset
>>3851758
I also know that with that sorta thing comes a tendency 'ta influence.
>>3851811
Eh, sure thing, I got plenty'a time on my hands, after all.
>>3851889
She would be, if you were ever IC with her.
>>3851883
Swap please Mister.
>>3851722
>>3851778
Thank you
>>3851778
Cutest person to ever be late.
>>3851897
Kinda hard to do her without Scanty.
I'm going with my gut about how'd she'd act without her always present sister.
>>3851831
Bolin > Sunset
>>3851917
But we had a scanty and you ignored them. Now she's gone.
>>3851801
Don't talk about that in front of Darling. He's kinda sensitive about it.
>>3851815
"Keep me around"? Jeez Darling, your smooth talking definitely needs some work. It's still cute though!
>hugs
>>3851815
Mr. Darling..? Please say something...
Why do all the cool guys hate me..
>>3851940
I interacted with the previous two Scantys, the current one is getting better, but he's kinda slow as shit.
>>3851895
>He waves his pen hand towards himself, spreading his own face into pages. He writes on one of them, "I, Rohan Kishibe, cannot alter any memories other than my own."
I won't be tampering with anything. I've come only to read.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaA5wTDZ0Pw
The lone swap has been made. Onwards!
We've a few rich players. Somehow, I'm not surprised she's not the only one of her kind....
And I don't even want to know how that thing kicked anything.
>>3851952
I-I was just jo-joking...pl-please don't hug me so tightly...yo-you're constricting air flow!
>>3851954
>Ignores him super hard
>>3851976
>She tilts her head, staring in to his eyes for a moment, before offering a shrug and a nod
Alright, then.
>>3851981
Ya'll already know which one I'm gettin'.
>>3851907
Thanks dude. I'll get you back when I can.
>>3851909
No.
>>3851981
Gotta book it yet again...
>>3851987
Darling, please don't do this to me..
>Shows a rare frown.
>>3852004
Yes.
>>3851981
>Angry chicken noises
At least I think he's merely infiltrating the group.
How've you all forgotten so soon? And why are the tortoises still so popular?
>>3851999
But I don't think a dog can be very good at spellcasting or archery.
ufiaw ruoY < tesnuS
>>3851987
Shh. Enjoy my one leg Darling.
>brings you closer to her chest and falls asleep
>>3852047
I've never rode a tortoise before, except on Pokemon. It's quite cool actually
>>3852053
Well memed
>>3852014
>Keeps on ignoring him
>Like a super cool popular kid
>>3852054
...Fi-Fine, whatever
>Doesn't actually mind because tits
>>3852047
>>3852047
And your first, but hardly the last, group of fallen. Give them your regards.
>>3852064
Evidently it's quite the past-time here.
>>3852047
I'm sure that dog can't lift up a hamma either.
>>3852004
Don't worry about it.
>Kaiko was filler anyway.
>>3852047
I think this was a little much... But better safe than sorry...?
>>3852069
>Begins tearing up.
Mr. Darning is mean... You shouldn't be in a harem with him...!
>>3851996
>He begins to draw in midair, the exact same effect that had overtaken his face previously also affecting you. Your face starts to peel into pages, along with your hands and chest. He strides over to you and begins to read, keeping you conscious.
...I see.. You're a Charmer, one of a group. You have control over Earth..
..An annoying marmot... Removed yourself from your family..
>He flips through the pages.
Ah, here.. This is.. I could definitely use you in my manga. Yes, you're a very interesting character.
>>3852047
You are starting a war you cannot win, bubble wizard
>>3852103
>Darning.
Just fuck my shit up..
>>3851957
>Dude doesn't respond
Aw c'mon, I was gonna say how Vino should totally pick her back up since the other guy is never around.
>>3852084
>>3852047
Blast, I knew I forgot something! I don't think she has the limbs to climb back out, anyways.
>>3852088
But they could use claws.
...Yes, I realize how horrible that was.
>>3852103
Shush you, this builds character.
>>3852107
Well, this is...incredibly uncomfortable. What part're you lookin' at in particular?
>>3852126
I'm a father of four, you expect me to fight? Fuck you.
>>3852123
>Not happening
>>3852126
The Demon bootcamp? Will they teach me the dark arts of corrupting one's mind... Slowly devoring their mind until they're nothing but a miserable little pile of animalistic instincts?
I can go with that.
>>3852169
It was worth a shot.
>>3852126
... See! I knew you were a hitman!
>>3852141
B-builds character...? But I was already built!
>>3852126
Here pal! Have some Skullo energy.
>His hands glow.
>>3852162
>He leans extremely close to your layered face, scanning a certain page very closely.
I've read up to the part where you used the rockslide, and fell out of commission.
I'm very interested. It's like I'm reading one of my own mangas.
>>3852075
>the water trickles harmlessly down her scales
>she continues to sleep
>>3852126
>Squawk!
Aaah, the first of many war tortoise-related casualties.
I think those two're more interested in his reputation than his items. Beerus, though....
>>3852169
Thankfully, she was the only one who needed to fight.
>>3852174
...No, this is more just physical fitness, actually.
>>3852179
You'll become a better person from this...probably.
>>3852214
Don't make me look bad in front of my kids, dumbass.
>>3852203
Aaaah, that bit.
>She laughs slightly
...So many bodies I never saw.
>She then shivers
I'm thinkin' I might be able to manage bigger'n that without such consequences now, though. And what can I say, I live an eventful life.
>>3852214
No, dude, trust me, they're going to love going deaf
>>3852214
Your fallen, once more.
>>3852227
I hope you were directing it at the wielder of the chicken, for your own sake....
>>3852214
Well, it's better than nothing I guess...
Let's make that physical training in practice and hunt for some food!
>>3852229
I can see that, in your current memories.
Allow me to just.. One last thing.
>He starts flipping through pages.
Your acquaintances here.. There're many I haven't met. I'm briefly reading about them.
>>3852241
It was directed towards both of you.
>>3852241
>>3852214
...I'm starting to consider leaving that event with Kaguya that way on purpose.
>Muffled screaming
Rather callous of you to do that to a pmod....
>>3852265
Well, I hardly meant to offend, after all. All I did was point it out.
>>3852253
Such as? The other Charmers...haven't really shown up for long. Or stuck around for long, for that matter.
>>3852206
>Rubs tip of her tail
>>3852282
Watch this shit, kids.
It's gonna be hilarious.
>tfw you go to trap-heaven when you die
>>3852282
Get robusted nerds!
>tfw you fuck yourself up the ass with your dildo so deep the head comes out covered in shit
>>3852282
GAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
SKULLO HEAD!!!
>Saburo launches himself into the air, face-planting against the ceiling.
>>3852318
>>3852222
You're not ignoring me anymore though.
>nice numbers man.
>>3852296
I'm always here for you~
>>3852282
Aah, mild racism, and Nothing. I'd have thought he'd stopped burning food by no-
The Barrows call, noble adventurers.
>>3852296
There're too many I'm interested in to list.
The deceased one with the odd hair, the squid that tries to take over the planet, the demon with the sensitive horn.. There're too many people here I'd like to read.
>>3852330
>Goes back to ignoring the ice cream man
>>3852338
Just TRY to touch my kids. Just fucking TRY, bud.
It's pretty comfy in here today, isn't it?
>>3852333
Well, technically, you're not one'a us, by your own statements.
>She grins
Glad 'ta see you around, though, Milla. What've you been up to?
>>3852349
Er, Foo, Squid Girl...Kneesocks? Can't say I really know 'em too well. And yeah, there's no real end 'ta interestin' folks, huh?
>>3852359
Yeah, it's pretty cozy today, no doubt.
>>3852359
Not as comfy as you're going to be with my cock in your ass.
>>3852371
>>3852359
For god sakes, you just woke me up, shut up already
>>3852359
It's alright, I guess?
>>3852359
GREETINGS CITIZEN! FEAR NOT FOR I THE INTANGIBLE TITILLATING SKULLO IS AT YOUR SER.... MY MASK!!!!
>>3852393
holy shit i never noticed that
>>3852359
Pretty much Subadum. It's a lil' bit quiet.
>>3852351
How exactly is this supposed to change me for the better though...?
>>3852359
What did you tell my sister..?
>>3852371
Pointing it out, or just doing it for it's own sake? I'm rather fond of the Nothing event, myself.
>>3852338
>>3852359
I think it just got a little spooky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZuV86xAGCQ
You did that to a dog? You callous, callous man....
>>3852373
You know what would make this even comfier?
Chips and salsa. Would you mind conjuring some up for me with your magic?
>>3852375
That's not nice, anon.
>>3852399
It's 7:30PM. You should be away anyways, Ocelot-tan!
>>3852403
You might be comfier if you took off that metal suit you're wearing, guy.
>>3852417
Go on a spirit quest
>Goes back to ignoring the robo-husbando Ice cream man
>>3852373
>He cancels the effect, and then proceeds to open himself back up again, deleting the words he'd written on himself earlier.
I suppose there isn't. It truly is like you're all out of some strange manga.
You've also encountered plenty of Stands in your time here, explaining why you aren't surprised with mine.
>>3852426
Yeah. You guys do that, I'll be uh... go be.... a hero...
>Runs away.
>>3852426
Wights are made of bones right? How foolish of them you challenge then! A doggo wench!
>>3852426
See ya nerds.
>>3852435
It's actually really, REALLY comfy.
Lemme tell you what, Aliens really know how to make Super Hero suits.
>>3852426
We lost quite the legendary veteran, there. Give them your regards.
>>3852407
Is there any reason for you to scream at me at this time of day? I know it's the weekend, but the neighbors might get pissed if you screech like that.
>>3852412
Not with that guy that's yelling at me. He's going to make this whole place erupt soon.
>>3852417
Huh? I uh...I told her she's very beautiful, and that she'll make a great wife one day!
>>3852426
N-No thank you. I don't want to get spooked already...
>>3852435
It's 2:00 AM you useless cunt
>>3852435
Of course it's nice. It'll be a representation of my love for you.
>>3852462
F me.
>tfw hg has become my biggest fetish
>can't stop imagining my avas fucking my friends' avas
>>3852435
That's not what I can do, y'know.
>>3852451
>She stretches slowly
Yep...things're a bit crazy here, huh? Plus, after all the times I've been frozen in time and such, all the people from other timelines...yeah, I don't get much 'ta surprise me anymore. Oh, yeah, if you didn't spot that bit, apparently in some other reality I'm part of a card game or somethin'.
>>3852467
Which dumdum are ya even talkin' 'bout? You were also wrong by th' way! I saw Onii-chan today 'n he definitely ain' dead.
>>3852486
No one wants to F you
>>3852459
I thought normal humans made hero suits?
But hey, if that's the case I want you to tell them to make me a suit.
>>3852476
Hey now Ocelot-tan, there's no need to get this mean! It's a nice, happy day today!
>>3852477
You can show your love in different ways, you know. There's no reason to be forceful with me.
>>3852486
You wouldn't want me to do that to you.
>>3852486
Oh, I'm sure you've had worse.
>>3852462
>>3852426
Unsurprisingly, peace after that little spot of mayhem, filled with many a ca-
...Or perhaps not peace, after all.
>>3852506
Yeah, and you ruined it
>>3852487
>tfw you're curious if this guy fantasizes about fucking your ava
>>3852487
Seek help
>>3852488
Believe me, I spotted everything. I've said it's odd. Perhaps this other universe created your universe, entirely? It's possible that your universe is a complete work of fiction.
That only inspires me to create manga even further. Perhaps one day I can meet the characters from what I've written.
>>3852443
A spirit quest...? Oh! I think I've heard of those before... Alright I'll try..
>Goes into a dense Forrest.
>>3852467
Then why did she ask me if I was gay earlier?
>>3852506
It's rough, but I'm sure you'll like it in the end.
>An adorable baby appears
>>3852488
What CAN you do then?
>>3852491
He's dead on the inside. Trust me with that one. I'm almost positive I've destroyed him from the inside out.
>>3852502
I want to F Kaguya.
>>3852506
I don't think you want one of these, minds kinda got, y'know, a couple screws loose...normal bug suits tend to...well...how do I put this?
Alright, I got it: Normal Bug suits would completely take over your body and turn you into a one man walking army, and not in the good way, hombre.
This airport sucks...
They won't even let me get drunk because of stupid rules like "it's 9am"
>>3852512
Is there anyway I can make it up to you, my dear Ocelot-tan?
>>3852525
...
L-Look, I had to think fast, alright? Just go with the flow and it'll all be alright.
>>3852528
Can't you take me out to dinner or something else instead? I'm kind of hungry anyways.
>>3852523
I prefer stickin' by a theory Wynn once proposed, how stories of fiction that people make up're actually with the author "seein'" another world's events unfold. Some sorta magic or psychic power or whatever.
>>3852541
Er, crystals, mostly.
>>3852541
Sure thing, except I ain' buyin' any of that! He was still happy 'n all so I don't think ya destroyed anythin' or anyone.
>>3852572
I die daddy, I die
>>3852525
Should I--nah, he'll be fine.
>>3852511
>Whump, thump, smack
Despite the fatalities, I think this day proved rather uneventful.
>>3852565
I hope you get hijacked
>>3852487
Are you at least a cute anime girl
>>3852567
You could kill yourself, that would be a great start
>>3852589
So do I...
>>3852556
What about me?
>>3852556
Seriously?
>>3852567
What do you want to eat? I don't know all the restaurants around here.
>>3852549
How is becoming strong and natty a bad thing?
Wait...I get it, you just don't want me to take your job, do ya? You're afraid I'll become a better hero than you ever will!
>>3852571
Edible crystals?
>>3852578
I don't think so. He was probably really mad at you for getting frisky with me last night.
>>3852599
Why are your eyes so fucked up
>>3852571
Are you saying that I don't compose my own stories? That I don't write my own manga, and am merely seeing into another world?
That I'm some kind of cheap mangaka that takes already-existing ideas?
>>3852588
That's what you get for sharing my photo from where I was a baby!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO HANAKO! I TOLD YOU!
Your fallen:
King Dedede
Hanako Ikezawa
A Rapist (thankfully)
>>3852588
And now we have a true night of peace, filled with...far, far, far too many chocolate cakes.
>>3852567
I'm not gay tracksuit, and even if I was I wouldn't date you.
>>3852584
>Loud screaming and bangs come from the Forrest.
>>3852608
Nooo...No that's not it at all actually, It takes complete control of your body, hombre, and it uses you to either, completely enslave your planet, or straight up destroy it.
It's not good stuff, hombre.
>>3852592
I guess I could, but that'll count as your one freebie. Are you sure you want this?
>>3852606
How does a nice, fancy American restaurant sound?
>>3852617
Heroin.
>>3852637
Naaaah, he's fiiiine...coooompletely fiiiine...
>>3852502.
>>3852506
Get your minds out of the gutter you perverted heathens. I am a pure princess.
>>3852618
Huh? I mean, it's just somethin' Wynn made up once, and it'd be more bringing something to light. And for all I know they could both happen, both "seeing" somethin' and just purely makin' it up. I really haven't got any place 'ta judge or make even an educated guess, y'know?
>>3852608
That's rock candy.
>>3852654
Pure. Pure shit.
>>3852654
what a bitch
>>3852623
And from peace to 5 down. There simply isn't much to say.
>>3852647
Sure, why not?
>>3852608
Nawww I just told him you were tryin' to rape me 'n he said he'd go and beat ya up th' next time he'd be seein' you.
>>3852647
Yes, make it happen, please
>>3852654
"princess"
>>3852654
Come, now, have a sense of humor.
>>3852677
Your fallen for this day.
>>3852677
What the fuck dude.... You had your ways and all, and you just slice me in half because you don't want to pay?
>>3852660
Of course they could both happen. If they couldn't, you would be questioning my entire career, the entire foundation of my life. The last person to question my skill as a manga is currently living on the streets.
You're right, you don't have a place to question something like that. That is up to us content creators to decide.
>>3852637
You know, I kind of forgot why I told your sister that. All I know is I panicked and said a few things I shouldn't have.
Also, her boobs aren't real. They're metal.
>>3852642
Sure it is! I could become a good bug instead of a bad one. I'm sure it can't be that hard!
>>3852654
So are a lot of other people, but that doesn't mean you can't get a good F'ing going on!
>>3852660
Yeah, do that for me! I haven't had that in god knows how long!
>>3852693
>>3852677
And peace, once again.
Were his children sworn in as well?
Another question; Is anyone hungry or would like to get their hands on some rare items from days gone past?
>>3852697
no you can't, they're robots...not actual bugs...the only reason I have mind is cause this one is kinda busted...The UI doesn't even show up properly half the time...
>>3852652
>After an extremely loud bang the screaming ends. All that's left now is silence.
>>3852697
You do realize nothing about us is real right? Besides, I know they're not made of metal, the people in the lab tell me what they're made of.
>>3852684
Alright, then you're buying!
>>3852687
Little does he know that I'm a strong warrior of light! He can't do anything to me, and the fact that you just warned me doesn't help you either!
>>3852688
Alright, if you wish.
>he jumps off a cliff
>dies
>respawns right next to ocelot-tan
Hello, Ocelot-tan.
>>3852713
Of course they were.
Couldn't let them get baptized, though.
Holy water and all.
