/tf2g/ - team farts 2 general
shitpost here pls
football
is bad
harder daddy
Peanut butter
add me for gay furry erp
id/commandertiger/
what juice should i buy
You can never go wrong with apple juice. Just make sure it''s actual juice and not some unnatural blend of HFCS and water with just enough actual juice so they can put the word juice on the label.
wow thanks
For what?
for the insightful suggestion
just put some flavodrops in your water desu
did you know that amine can induce cancer
i must be a 100% tumor then
thats not amine idiot
Amines are formally derivatives of ammonia, wherein one or more hydrogen atoms have been replaced by a substituent such as an alkyl or aryl group. (These may respectively be called alkylamines and arylamines; amines in which both types of substituent are attached to one nitrogen atom may be called alkylarylamines.)
oh gee you spooked me there
anime is fucking awesome man
kyouko is cute as fucking shit
TOMATO!
kyouko is not cute, she's annoying and stupid
akari is way cuter
who?
>>3851446
who is that
>>3851615
is ayano
did you even watch the anime
i got aloe vera juice instead
why are you discussing animes
>>3851640
i know who best girl is
i was asking who footrest is
why are we quoting
o lol
idk
i bet its geel
recommend me a good anime to watch
ice cold grape juice is good
ice cold ASS is also good
post your asses
no dont do that
its gay
do that its not gay
hare nochi guu is a good anime you might not know yet
posting butts is gay
i bet that anime is gay too
gay gay gay gay gay
no, i agree with the other guy
you should all post your butts so i can see them
>>3852597
lol @ that peepee
where the fucjv are your butts
i got my dick out
my butt is in my pants
wanna see whats in ky pants
i meant my not ky hahhhha whar a dumb fucking mistake
youre fucking dumb
shut up faggot
fight me cunt
im gonna fuck you up
do it faggot
what did he mean by this
>>3854931
he censored "fucking" by saying ding dong
that's so ding dong dumb
ding me
ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
*ding dong me
>*fucking me
what did he mean by this
it means he wants someone to do the fucking to him
you know
like ding donging someone
>fuckinging someone
uh
*dinging donging me
stop you fuck
*dingadingadingadingadings you*
im very gassy for some reason
the strange thing is i didint eat anything out of the ordinary
why are my farts wet
im twelve and whats this
underage b and
>girls
wtf thats so gay
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID BARBARA COME BACK STUPID DUMB FUCKING BITCH
WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING
WHO THE FUCK IS BARBARA
GORDON'S DUMB BRAINDEAD GIRLFRIEND
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO GORDON IS
OH OK, SORRY
WHY ARE WE YELLING
PERSONALLY BECAUSE I'M FUCKING UPSET
I DONT KNOW WHY YOU ARE UPSET BUT SO AM I ON YOUR BEHALF
cool barbara left
i bet she's gonna come back anyways
stupid dumb fucking cunt
am i a dumb cunt
not really but you are other negative stuff
what kind of negative stuff
i want you to spray stuff on me
*sprays water on you*
dotsy is for facefucking
oh !
im alllll wet now~
would you do me a favor and bring a towel ?
pleeease~?
go get it yourself u lazy bitch
get it yourself
wow you boys are so ruude
>you boys
that was kinda cute for whatever reason
ok i'll get you a towel
*does that*
ah ! why are you sneaking up on my like that ?
i was undressing...
you know its impolite to peek~
you dirty dirty boy
you need punishment !
what will it be, hmm ?
agh fucking god damn i'm not good enough to erp
sorry
*backflips away*
i'm suckin ma own dick
whoa really
that's impressive
i wish i could do that
ohhh, you cant run away !
i wont allow this!
*jumps on you and holds you down*
hmmm... youve been very naughty
*pushes knee against your crotch*
does this feel nice?
other girls told me boys like you love getting their little balls crushed...
mfw too thicc for autofellatio
somebody fellate me pls
*teleports away*
heh...
nothing personnel......
im too tired to erp too DESUSENPAITACHI
post your pokemon types
>>3861530
pics of thicc and dicc
none of them
darksteel
lol
i feel like this chart was made to make me feel edgy
That chart is terrible. I'll just say that my favorite Pokemon type is ghost.
i wish i had personality and could like a specific type of music
>>3861680
how's anyone gonna want to fellate you if they don't know what the dicc looks like
I have zero personality and that doesn't stop me from favoring a particular genre.
>>3861711
what are you trying to hide
A VAGINA
>>3861774
to whatever
i'm easily influenced and whenever i see someone who i think is cool liking a certain genre or band or something i start liking it too
i feel like nothing i do is genuine and it's just me subconsciously copying other people
i hate myslef
>>3861813
list whatever you've been listening to as of late then, I'm just curious
also there's nothing wrong with liking a lot of stuff, you just need to discern if you like certain stuff more than other stuff. if you can't, then it's hard to seriously get into it and evaluate like a "traditional hobby"
nothing wrong with taking heavy influence from others either, individualist tendencies for the sake of them are just silly
how do i get my ass fucked without the risk of aids
>>3862695
condom and a trusted person
>>3862712
are you a trusted person
>>3862717
yes
how do i get you to fuck my ass
post boipucci
>america lets 14-year-olds drive
that cant be safe
good morning friends
i slept like shit
HAHAHHAAH WHAT
IT WAS THE OLD LADY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
OH SHIT IT WANSBNT THE OLD LADY
OF COURSE IT WAS THE SOCIOPATH GODDAMN
STANDING
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
i woke up
good morning
shut the fuck up there's nothing good about this morning
for fucjs sake at least once can you say "good morning" back to me instead of your emo bullshit
good morning
i hope at least you can have that
thank
i also wish upon a nice day to you
i don't get to have that
but thank u too
>>3865359
>>3865438
>>3865545
!!!
*gives everyone a good morning fuck*
how can you say you have a bad day with all that cum up you rass
when i actually get fucked irl maybe that could be a good morning
>>3865645
shut up
dont be like that
why
its okay you can be like that
ill hug you while you cry on my shoulder like an insecure faggot
and then i give it to you
>why
why why
what are you sad for
fuck me in real life or shut the fukc up
>what are you sad for
everything
>fuck me in real life or shut the fukc up
sex isnt all there is to life
you should find a hobby that un-sads you
i think
i want to fuck you irl but how should i ever meet you
i don't ever get fuck i know it isn't all there is to life
the only hobby that un-sads me is videogames and all it's done is making my life worse
go to a lan and dont be so hesitant to make friends online
meet people that share your interests and dont be so harsh to them if they dont share your views 100%
for example you should even accept if they go to reddit and like pleb memes as long as they arent obnoxious about it
end of projection
jst b urself
>dont be so harsh to them if they dont share your views 100%
reminds me of /a/
they bitch at you if you use the wrong program to look at anime
/ if you like things they don't like
>slaps your ass
>go to a lan
lmao
anyways i wish i could make friends but i suck and nobody likes me
i'm also a fucking cunt and i will be mean to people i don't like all the time
even if someone is cool but there's one thing i don't like about them it's a pain to try and talk to them
and then talking to people i like is a pain too because i'm an autistic fuck and i don't know how to start or carry conversations and i'm constantly fucking up
i don't know
i hate everything
i had a really bad and weird nightmare
well fucking tell us what it was
>Take the HIV test
wew an ad just called me gay
why do you not have ad block
because i'm not a bitch that ruins the only possible way of people with websites to earn money
i remember back when the internet was completely devoid of ads
god DAMN those were good times
>having ads on your youtube
>when google/youtube has trillions of dollars and your poor ass watches videos on their website
a lot of ads are full of viruses and malware, i only enable ads on websites i support
>not wanting to support youtubers
stop being such an impatient kid and watch a 30 second video so people who put work into doing what they love can get a little bit of cash
>Watching videos by youtube "celebrities"
i like it when pages load fast and don't let third parties track me just to try to sell me stuff
it's why i use adblock
reminds me of how someone on the radio said pirating music is equivalent to taking the artist's bread from them
thats like
not true
pirating digital stuff is more like someone sharing their copy of the thing with the internet
>>3868160
i think some channels do get a cut of the revenue from ads on their videos
>celebrities
??????
i just watch cool people and there is no reason to not to give up a couple of seconds of my life just to give them money
by cool people i mean people i like
i don't know why i said cool
pirating still hurts the content maker to some extent because instead of payung to the contentaker you instead get it for free
i see where youre coming from the idea of taking a digital copy because its not like a bike shop where you can just copy a bike and run away, but if everyone takes a free copy then the creator wouldnt make any money
Except most musicians make their money from selling concert tickets and selling merchandise and physical CDs and such at said concerts.
>>3868137
>because i'm not a bitch that ruins the only possible way of people with websites to earn money
literally why
what
why what?
i know
maybe when i finally grow up and get a job i'll start paying for music and supporting artists i like
>what
>why what?
what did he mean by this
>literally why
>why what?
retard
i nearly killed a mosquito yesterday
it fell to the floor and i must've damaged its wing or something because it started spinning
then it started flying and spinning frantically and it was super creepy
very nice *ejaculates inside your butt*
opposite of nice
its okay i can protect you from creepy mosquitoes *unsheathes pantaloons*
*also unsheathes pantaloons*
let us battle!
battle for who's on top tonight!
*battles you*
*loses*
oh no! what will you do to me?
stop being such fucking sluts
*is a fucking slut*
*does slut things*
ha
you cant stop me
*sucks youre entire penise*
I had a dream that I was in my high school again and then a guy from my class that I really like said hi and talked to me a bit, then he put his arm around my waist and started taking me to the bathroom. we enter a stall and he starts grabbing me then wants to do it, I hesitantly say yes and ask him to go slow. he goes in really fast and doesn't stop when I say it hurts, then I feel a big stream inside of me. he laughs then says its laxatives but I'm not sure if he's joking or actually doing this to me. I shove him and run away, I see my teacher and I tell her to take me home and I explain what happened to her, we get in the car and then I see him outside so I tell her to stop I get out of the car and tackle him then punch him twice in the head I walk away and a girl from my class sees me next to the car and asks me what happened, I'm crying and I tell her. I don't really remember how the dream ended but I remember just being kinda nowhere and sitting quiet
thats a pretty sad dream
though im sure the moral of the story is: dont be gay
>I feel a big stream inside of me.
you have some sensitive insides
HOLY FUCK FIX YOU FUCKING GAME ID SOFTWARE IT LITERALLY CRASHES EVERY FCUKING TIME FUCK YOU LAZY DEVS AND YOUR BULLSHIT GAME YOU COCKSUCKERS
GO SWALLOW A CHAINSAW AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEADS OF YOU LITERAL MANCHILDREN
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*sucks your dick* what?
>>3870720
>you have some sensitive insides
i think its normal to be able to feel something inside of you
feel this *hugs you inside*
hey human
here's your chance
>>>/int/61619887
>finnish woman
damn
do you think he likes russian women
why, are you a Russian woman?
n-no
im actually an american man
with a penis
nothing wrong with that, right?
uwu
how do you pronounce that
ooowooo
i love my tf2gfu
we know
but do you like me?
uh i guess
youre alright too but i like my tf2g a lot more
my tf2gfu*
oops
>didnt touch ps3 in months
>remember a cool game i downloaded once but then deleted
>turn on ps3
>go to store
>system update detected
>an hour later it finished downlaoding
>restarts ps3
>go to store
>store update detected
>30 minutes later it finished downloading
>find game
>download game
>2 gb game takes almost an hour
>finally done
>game update detected
ffs fuck all consoles and their creators
all i wanted to play is a stupid game holy shit
what was the cool game
bound by flame
-w-
I'M INCREDIBLY HORNY AND I'M STROKING MY DICK SO HARD BUT I CAN'T CUM
HELP I REALLY URGENTLY NEED SEX
posting your butt right now might help
take tv remote
shove up ass
thank me later
it's ok i already came
thats fine
mind posting your cum here?
too late
it was a lot too and i came all over my body
sorry
gagaghAGaghgHDA
thats hot
mind posting it next time pls
pls
yessssssssss
what did you came to
fuck i meant what did you cum to
yeeessss pls post pic
i don't want to say because it's too vanilla
god i fucking hate weebs
With each passing day i get more dissapointed at blah
You could be better :/
what
what did i do :(
too vanilla? im giving you too vanilla
*vanillas on your face*
i like chocolate myself
i like to chocolate myself
how do you chocolate yourself ?
shut up don't question me
is this cute
im gonna stael the cum out of your balls in your sleep you fucking queerdos
but look at his big kitty eyes
he looks like he is going to cry and i just want to hug him and squeeze him and pet him
answer spontaneously
what was your biggest moment in tf2
can i post a screenshot instead
i just entered zen mode and all of the pills aimed by themselves
i will never be able to experience it again
one time i completely carried a team as sniper/scout
it was like 4v4 but still pretty much everyone was better than average yet i single-handedly fucked the other team up
everybody in my team loved and respected me
everybody in the other team left
good times
good snipers make me fucking scared desu
>zen mode
im a good sniper *tugs you in, tells you a good night story and kisses you on the cheek*
i'm a good sniper
*fucking quickscope flick headshots the shit out of you*
im imagining a buddha demoman with 9 stickybombs floating around him
i wish i could draw
just do it
DONT LET UR DREAMS B DREAMS
but i only have mspaint
how do you do anything on ms paint
im on the very last day of the 100 push up thing right now
how i buddha
that looks bad
dont ever art again
i art where i want and when i want
windows xp paint is the best art tool
thats a cute demonam lets fuck
demonam is not cute he is a trained killer and expert explosions guy
post that sniper image
you know the one
b*nks you
is this what you're looking for
ew dude vaginas are fucking gross
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prison%20gay&defid=2423118
im in bed under 2 covers and im still cold for some reason
how do i get warm and cozy again
my feet are freezing
you need my warm cozy dick inside of you
that doesnt sound very comforting
oh trust me it is
umm
but dont cum inside
im off my pill >///<
youre not a girl
i wish i was a girl tho
prison gay more like tf2gay
>>3888352
clearly you need to hear a comfy sniper good night story
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c9/Sniper_revenge21.wav
>>3861553
Electric Fighting Flying Rock Bug
anime
i spent like 500 hours learning japanese over the last year
why
i like how it sounds and the chinese characters
also anime and video games are my life
and buttsd
lmao what a fucking weeaboo
i like anime but that doesnt mean im going to learn moonrunes and only date asian chicks
literal fag
