Hunger Games Thread
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>>3848279
Somehow I feel like I should feel about this, but then I look at her breasts and see that she must have enough money to survive if she can keep that size up.
>>3848275 (Yamato-kun)
We're good. But I am still calling you Naoe-kun.
>>3848279
Ooh this guy have a lot of stuff. I better get some too. Hey Mr Ninja! I'll be taking some of your food while you're hunting! I'll promise that I will return it someday!
Post the last image you fapped to
>>3848327
>>3848327
I can stay up all night if all of you need to sleep, it wouldn't be a problem.
>>3848272 (guns are toys girl)
Guess it is just a tad bit more difficult for a pip like you to hold someone like me down without one of those.
>>3848327
An age old trick won't catch a historian out.
>>3848327
Gorilla warfare? Yes! AMBUSH!!
>>3848337
>>3848327
It's not like there's going to be anybody around to see us, baka.
>>3848327
Not my trouble and I ain't going to make it mine, that's for sure.
>>3848272
Well then let's not make you wait any longer.
>He sets the juice steak in front of her
>>3848327
Well that was horrifying
>>3848330
>That's cruel
Fair enough, we will bridge this gap and become true friends one day Honoka.
>>3848337
>>3848327
>>3848366
I-I guess it couldn't hurt.
>>3848373
Sorry but that penis kept following me, I had to do something about it.
>>3848373
>Fires into the air
Mooorniiing..
>>3848373
War have lost its meaning since a long time. It's only a chess game and all the high talk about faith, courage and pride are just there to motivate cannon fodders.
>>3848327
Eh? did I just kill a bird?.... Oh no... I just killed someone... But I need to eat, so I'll just let this one slide.
>takes the corpse of the bird to her camp
>>3848374
Sure thing Naoe-kun but until then I am still going to call you Naoe-kun.
>>3848392
Morning!
>>3848327
>She just crawls up into a corner, shakin' 'n confused.
I'll just be sittin' here for th' rest of th' day...
>>3848354
It is... I mean there's a lotta weird guys 'round 'n stuff and some have some weird powers so I'd rather not get involved with any of that without somethin' to stop'em.
>>3848373
Why...? Why didn't you give enough time to get away from those things?
>>3848398
Sorry, brother. I couldn't let that thing go freely and I had no time to think it through. It was all or nothing, and I chose all.
>>3848392
It's 3 in the afternoon you god damn NEET stop staying up all night jacking off and go to bed at a decent hour and you might wake up when it's actually morning holy fuck.
>>3848392
Yo
>>3848395
Well, anyway how are you feeling today?
>>3848403
I'm gonna collapse soon.
>>3848378
Was that so hard? It's better than being an idiot and doing the opposite of what I say!
>>3848397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wA5NmQESx8
>>3848392
Strike!
>He snaps his fingers
Hey there.
>>3848397
Still isn't a gun that big and strong kinda overkill?
>>3848403
You're useless...
>>3848403
Don't get so friendly. If you touch me at a funny place, it won't end in a funny way for you.
>>3848395
>She yawns, rubbing her eyes.
I like your hair..
>>3848406
.....Please don't swear, Anon.
>>3848407
Who're you?
>>3848406
>trying to be rational with a NEET
>>3848407
Feeling like I could sleep at anytime soon. I'm a bit sleepy hehe.
>>3848411
Every time I hear this song it sounds like a fucking monkey.
>>3848414
S-Strike? Huh?
What d'you mean?
>>3848404
But you coul have waited... I'm sure they would stick together, you would have had another chance.
>>3848409
>>3848373
They are lucky I ain' thirsty or I would've turned this river right into th' Sahara desert.
>>3848374
>She munches it down in one go.
That was a pretty darn' good meal Onii-chan. Did you have enough yourself though? I ain' goin' to eat more of it when you haven't had enough yourself.
>>3848411
It's a pretty darn nice song 'n all! I've stolen a music player from 'chiru so I'm enjoyin' songs like these! I've also seen it on a movie with all them brainless dumdums surroundin' a mall... uhm... I can't remember th' title but it's a pretty darn good movie!
>>3848414
Some hide behind stuff or in buildings... but guess what this lil' toy gun can do? It can plow a hole right through all of that 'n give them 'nother hole in their body they can use to satisfy themselves!
>>3848433
Okay Makina, you win this round.
I believe it's 2-1 in your favor, right?
>>3848415
>>3848403
Same goes for you. That helmet would make a fine mask around your entire head after I melt it.
>>3848433
I'll pay you in smokes, deal?
>>3848418
Huh? My hair? What's wrong with my hair?
>>3848433
I'm sorry Paulie, I'll return it once I win the game!
Where's the greatest treasure in the universe HG? I was told by my old captain that it would it was somewhere in these threads.
>>3848463
>She reaches out and starts lazily batting at the side-ponytail.
I like this.. Swishy part. It's-
>She yawns loudly.
It's cute.
>>3848409
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just...don't think of it as something intimate, alright?
>>3848428
Nothing nothing. So what's with those ears and that tail?
>>3848451
Couldn't you use something a tad lower caliber?
>>3848429
There was no other way and you should understand that. Be happy, I have to live on as a murderer while you got to be the hero who sacrificed himself!
>>3848465
You two just do that while I rest, okay?
>>3848465
It seems that no one is here. I thought Maki would be here of all people though.
>>3848418
I'm Naoe Yamato, who are you scantily clad woman?
>>3848451
>He's about halfway through it
No, you're good. Eat as much as you want dumdum.
>>3848421
Take a nap then Honoka. No ones gonna fault you for that.
>>3848472
>grabs breasts from behind
Hiii Squirrel-chan!
>>3848470
You're looking at her.
>>3848472
E-Eh are you sleep walking? Is this what sleep walking is like?
>>3848483
I will once I win the game!
>>3848409
>>3848488
She looks like the Princess, so I want to see her angry face! It's been so long!
>>3848476
You see it as a hero's death, bu I just see it as the death of an idiot who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>3848494
>sucks dick
>>3848494
>scoffs
>>3848503
Let's say that you're the idiotic hero and I'm the smart coward. How about that?
>>3848500
go back to not existing, I like it more that way
>>3848474
Yeah yeah whatever you want me to think. You'll stop being tsundere towards me one of these days.
>>3848500
YOU DON'T EXIST, BAKA, SHUT UP!
>>3848475
Oh, I'm a beastkin. We're sort of.. Half human, half animal?
Why? Are you one of those people that hates us?
>>3848483
Makoto Nanaya. Do you go by Naoe or Yamato?
>She rubs her eyes with her tail, trying to wake herself up.
>>3848484
>She has little to no reaction, besides petting the Anon's head.
Hiii, Anon.. Good morning.
>>3848497
No, I'm just kinda drowsy. I just woke up from my nap, and none of my friends are here to cuddle me 'till I wake up, so I gotta just be sleepy for a bit.
>>3848515
I think my head is fine. Even if I don't have an arm and my face is pretty much ruined, I'm still holding up.
>>3848494
Wow what a bitch.
Cirno didn't die for this.
>>3848433
>>3848452
>
See! I toldya this toy's capable of some destruction! You're right 'bout that one though dumdum. It's a 2-1 now!
>>3848475
Well I've got a lower caliber one but this toy seems to be doin' just fine for when people are tryin' to hide 'n stuff and well... they made it pink, my favorite color so I kinda feel like it's my prized toy!
>>3848483
>She continues muchin' down even more.
You sure Onii-chan? I'll quit eatin' if you ain' goin' to be full after that go! I mean you paid for this 'n all... actually... I should be payin' you for this.
>>3848515
You're not goin' to hit anythin' like that. If you're goin' to spin rounds 'n rounds while not aimin' with a rifle like that you're just prayin' for a mira-
>gets shot in th' face.
>>3848512
I don't exactly like it, but I guess it's the best we could come up with.
>>3848470
Catch me if you can~!
>>3848520
Dang.
I'm rude...
FEAR NOT SQUIRREL, NOR CANINE OR FELINE WILL SINK IT'S TEETH ON YOUR KIND.... FOR I THE BONE CRUSHING, TOOTH RATTLING HERO SKULLOMANIA IS AT YOUR SERVICE!
>>3848504
>Slaps mouth away
>Covers privates
>>3848509
>>3848528
What were you expecting? His old captain has good taste.
>>3848494
Well you're mine now. Let's get going.
>>3848520
>squeezes squirrel-chans chestnuts
How's my favourite fuzzball today?
>>3848518
BAKA BAKA
>>3848488
That's a little harsh.
>>3848497
What if you don't win the game though?
>>3848520
Yamato is fine. It's nice to meet you Nanaya.
>>3848532
>He's finished his steak and holds up a hand
Makina, come on. I'm doing this because I like to. Don't worry about it.
>>3848531
Cirno never died
Someone that does not exist can not die
>>3848533
Not really. I was the one who came up with it, and you were the one who got blown up by explosives.
>>3848540
I'm not going to take my chances with your kind!
>>3848520
>Scratching his chin he looks you up from top to bottom then puts his face right next to your stomach and pokes it.
Nope you seem pretty good actually. Just right as well.
>>3848532
That's still pretty scary.
>>3848537
Imagine if there was a post-it note on your screen that says "you are now blinking manually"
>>3848542
Can't run
>touches dick
>ties up in bed
>>3848518
That's not what it is at all, Eila...
>>3848540
A urinary tract infection, great. Yo ho ho, to the hospital I go.
Hello tributes
>>3848553
But if she never existed how do you know of her?
>>3848537
sup Hosh
>>3848543
W-What?
>>3848520
Erh... I am about to sleep though.
>>3848515
Eh? what did I just do? What happened to the little girl...
>>3848552
Well then I will just go straight to sleep and probably cry in my sleep.
>>3848686
Because people keep talking about her
>>3848691
Then she has existed at some point in some kind of way!
>>3848685
Nice scarf.
>>3848684
Maybe next time I won't have bad luck.. maybe I'll have good stars.
>>3848687
I'm not hoshi, I'm one of the many Perrine worshippers.
>>3848684
And it really happened! I told you I am sorry! I wanted to return it later after the game!
>>3848537
Go home.
>>3848699
no no no
The memes say she never existed
Shorty shipped with a figment of our imagination
>>3848556
I didn't mean to take the credit for your brilliant idea...
>>3848702
I know, that's why I bought it
>>3848688
You hear me. Get on the ship. I've been after you for a while now. If you really are this treasure, well then I'm claiming you for myself.
>>3848715
Then she has existed!
>>3848551
BAKA BAKA!
>>3848571
>Straight up shoots you
>>3848678
Yeah it is, you called me a....uh, "Dickgirl"? A "monster"? And now you're agreeing to snuggle with me? That's what a tsundere does, be overly mean because they don't know how to properly convey affectionate emotions to somebody.
>>3848717
No, don't worry, I understand everything. You wanted to take the cool idea of this cool adult. I can't blame a young guy like you for wanting to follow my steps.
>>3848541
>She covers her ears to muffle your yelling.
....Huhh.
Are you some kind of super hero? I don't have any money on me, so.. I can't really pay you.
>>3848549
H-Hey, be gentle, Anon. How would you like it if I pinched you?
I'm fine, though.. A little tired, maybe.
>>3848552
So, do you have any superpowers? Sorry, I've just started asking that to people here. It seems like everyone's crazy strong.
>>3848561
>She pats your head, tilting her head in moderate confusion. Her ears would flick involuntarily against her head.
Well, that's good, but..
What're you doing?
>>3848689
>She hands you a drool-stained pillow, covered in squirrel fur. There's also a lighter-colored liquid staining it besides the drool. Best not to ask.
Here, you can use my lucky pillow.
>>3848552
>She quickly stuffs a few thousand Yen in his hand.
There ya go! Shhh 'bout it! It's nothin'... I'm just takin' care of you 'n all so don't say a word!
>>3848561
It might be one of th' scariest things but it has to be done y'know? I can't just go out there 'n have nothin' to defend myself with.
>>3848735
Imaginary friends don't exist
>>3848720
Don't you get fresh with me, it was a compliment.
>>3848736
>predicts foresight
>dodges
>>3848736
baka
>kissu
>>3848731
I-It was a prank! I'm the guardian of the treasure, b-but you seem like someone worthy of it, so I'll let you have it!
It's over there! >>3848537
>>3848739
Do you need someone to help you relax? I can think of a few ways ~
>>3848741
They are a part of someone's mind, they don't exist on a physical realm, but rather a mental one.
That's like saying emotions do not exist.
>>3848689
Please don't cry in your sleep. That's really sad.
>>3848739
Acutally. Nope! I'm just a normal teenager. It's crazy I know, but it's true!
>>3848740
>He takes a thousand yen bill and gives the rest back to her
This is more than enough Makina. Please, relax.
>>3848739
Yes! Why of course, if I wasn't a hero I'd be working at the office. What's your name?
FREE OF CHARGE!!!
>>3848743
I receive a lot of compliments, it becomes annoying
>>3848744
>Fucking up Foresight
>Shoots you
>>3848747
>Shoots you
>>3848764
Can we just stop talking about cancer now?
>>3848737
It wasn't even that cool... It was just a bomb, anyone can come up with that.
>>3848748
You made a bad choice.
>>3848774
Nah
>>3848739
>Putting his ear right up to her stomach
Well you said your half human and animal right? So are all your internals just like a normal girl?
>>3848740
A handgun is usually enough to deter people.
>>3848772
>>3848772
>dies
>>3848736
Those were different times in a different environment. I don't want to be in a relationship with you and I never have but I want to stay friends. Isn't that alright with you?
>>3848775
Bombing two degenerates and a kid at once. I'm not sure many people accomplished that feat before, so I think it's cool.
>>3848739
Wait... did you drool over this? and what is this lighter colored liquid stain.. that does not look like drool.
>>3848765
Fine fine, I was joking anyways. It's not like I lost anything of importance during that game.
>>3848790
>>3848790
I'm saving this image and I don't know why.
>>3848739
>There's also a lighter-colored liquid staining it besides the drool. Best not to ask.
Expand dong
>>3848770
Really? You must be an avid extrovert, if that's the case.
>>3848757
Is this going to be a never ending quest of chasing tail? I don't really feel like chasing after every woman here.
>>3848812
"Research"
>>3848820
I don't need compliments, I already know I'm perfect
>>3848801
I'm not a kid!
And bombing an innocent bystander along with a couple of degenerates should take away the coolness from it.
i hate strike witches
Incredible. Behind all these lolis, there is an unironic schizophrenic pedo.
>>3848760
Mnoo, the opposite, sorta.
I need somebody that can wake me up, and make me not tired anymore.
>>3848765
I think you're the first normal person I've met here, actually.
You must not win a lot then, huh?
>>3848767
P-Please stop yelling, I'm still waking up.
I'm Makoto Nanaya.. So you are a superhero.. And you protect people?
>>3848789
>She doesn't seem to mind in the slightest.
Well.. I think it's the same as a human's, but.. It needs a lot less? I live off of nuts and berries, and I'm perfectly healthy, I think.
>>3848809
>She blushes and looks away, taking a moment before responding.
It's.. I spilled water on it.
That's all.
>>3848814
>They're tears, Anon.
>You're fapping over a squirrel having nightmares and crying herself to sleep.
>>3848831
You're right. It would have been even cooler if you weren't there, but you had to go ahead and mess it up.
>>3848825
Aha y-yes... That's a very, very good word for it. Elegantly put anon.
>>3848835
Good thing I don't ava lolis.
>>3848786
Please?
>>3848836
>pinches her nipples
Like this?
>>3848809
Just checking, there are people here who say stuff like that and they're serious.
>>3848836
That's a little harsh....but yeah. I've only won five times in my time in this shit hole.
>>3848835
That means behind this helmet there's a cute little girl?
>>3848836
That's tears? Even better
The third post under this one will get dubs
>>3848800
N-No, idiot! If that was the case then I wouldn't be so attached! You've already tried this, stupid, it doesn't work, never will!
>>3848822
Don't worry, that isn't a woman. It's just gabage.
>>3848836
>Pulling his head away and patting her on the head and scratching behind one of her ears.
So you really are like a squirrel. Anyways eating like that is basically just being a vegetarian. I can eat like that for a while too but need to take some sort of supplement to get my iron.
>>3848835
sometimes I wonder who's behind the crimson autist
>>3848836
I think if it's water it wouldn't be this light... I am actually really curious and I can't go to sleep now.
>>3848861
I am not some miserable person Naoe-kun. I am probably the most positive person you've met!
>>3848832
Nah senpai
Sanya is pretty good
>>3848765
Awwright then! Sorry if it was a bit too much... I'm still of th' opinion that I should be givin' you what a real chef should be gettin' y'know?
>>3848789
Usually they got powers that defeat somethin' like that, that's where th' high caliber 'n long range comes in! It's a lot better to be at a range that doesn't make it dangerous for yourself!
>>3848847
Implying it matters.
>>3848836
Yes. I am a superhero, and I protect people.... for free.
>Offers you a cup of orange juice.
Oranges are jammed packed with sugar, trust me you'll be reinvigorated in no time.
>>3848838
Why is it my fault now?!
>>3848857
Okay, but only for you.
>>3848887
>>3848874
Ask your mom, she's had me in her cunt
>>3848832
Hate is a great burden to bear, Anon.
First 48
>>3848887
>Implying it doesn't
Good thing I'm not a pedophile either
>>3848890
Because you should be careful, kid. Don't just walk into other people's explosive's blast range.
>>3848871
Then I guess you'll have to suck up the fact that I don't want to be your girlfriend.
>>3848885
I guess. Do anything besides just sit and wait for baddies to shoot with that thing?
>>3848901
You're not me, retard.
>>3848860
>stabs
Knock it off you depraved fuck or I'm gonna have to throw your ass down the hall.
>>3848912
Thanks for hosting
>>3848896
oooh triggered today are we crimsom autismo?
>>3848903
Implying you still aren't schizophrenic.
>>3848912
Thank you for letting us die again.
>>3848918
First 49
>>3848907
Don't just put your explosive traps in places where the blast can reach innocent people!
>>3848876
That's true, you are pretty positive. But the most positive person I've ever met? Welllll, I don't know about that.
>>3848885
>He pats her head
Don't worry too much cutie. It's not like I'm gonna get mad over that. You're too kind though, I'm just an amateur chef.
>>3848912
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3848860
>She yelps and swats your hands away, running a few feet forward before turning back to face you.
I-I said quit!
>>3848861
Hey, that's fine, I've only won twice.
Still three more than I have. Oh, and, uh.. Could you not swear, please?
>>3848868
>I expected this
>>3848872
>She chitters and hums happily under her breath at the scratches, pressing her head back against your hand.
Well, I'm not a vegetarian. Sometimes when Tao comes around, we eat meat buns together. Oh, and I had some kind of beef last night. That's about it, though.
>>3848876
It's water! Seriously!
I-It's not like there's anything else it could be!
Just lemme have it back, then.
>>3848888
>She reaches out and takes the cup in both hands, looking down at the orange juice. She takes a small sip and sticks her tongue out.
It's too sour! Way too sour!
>>3848912
Thanks for hosting and congratulation!
>>3848912
Thanks for hosting.
>>3848934
>Implying I'm not completely normal
Jokes on you.
>>3848916
Well I'm still just th' average high schooler so there's all sortsa things I still do! There ain' really anythin' special I do next to what I've already said so there's that.
>>3848912
Thanks for th' game 'n givin' me somethin' to do!
>>3848941
It's still better than any of th' girls can whip up, which is kinda surprisin' considerin' one's a maid 'n th' other's in heat...
>>3848912
Thanks for hosting!
>>3848908
That's never worked, stop telling me that because it doesn't work, you're just going to have to deal with the fact I won't! I'll get into your head one of these days. Your big, giant, head.
>>3848938
What if back then you were far from innocent? Maybe you're on the same level as those two, and this was some divine judgement!
I hope you don't tell your parents you pretend to be little girls online
Alright I cannot go more than this. I'll be going to sleep
Goodnight!
>>3848941
Of course I am the most positive person you should know! Why would I not! People around here have been grim.
>>3848944
>gives pillow back
I still don't know about it... I want to touch it but my brain's telling me no.
>>3848968
Of course not, I Tell them I pretend to be manly men online who fight to protect justice online.
>>3848944
>He reels back in disgust.
Ew....
I get it, I get it. Hey? Are you a hero too, that's a pretty little outfit you have.
>>3848944
>He pulls his hand back to cover his face, while his other grabs at his chest
It's just perfect!
>>3848957
So your basically a lolita with a ton of guns who likes shooting down people. Sounds like any girl in high school but fun sized and loaded out with lead.
>>3848960
I don't think that anything I could do would put me on the same level as those two, it's just impossible.
>>3848968
My parents are dead.
>>3848954
You say that as if pretending to be some you aren't is normal.
>>3848996
Are you sure about that? Kids in your age tend to go wild.
>>3848944
GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!
>chases
>>3848989
>FUCKING CHEST BURSTERS!
>>3848979
>telling your parents you roleplay as anything online
>>3848944
Hm? If you don't like swears you came to the wrong place honey. I mean, I'm pretty bad at time but there are people worse than I am.
>>3848957
Wow, really? I would think Machi and Amane would make way better food than I would. I'm not necessarily kitchen orientated. I don't really follow recipes and I kind just guestimate a lot of ingredients.
>>3848978
I think I'm the most positive person here to be honest. I've been nearly killed every single day, and I still think that there's some worthwhile people here. But goodnight Honoka, don't dream about me too much~
>>3848959
I don't know how many times I have to tell you I have a boyfriend but I guess it doesn't matter. You'll just keep denying the fact that I'm not a dyke like you and keep making creepy comments. I know how you work, Eila.
>>3849002
at least they don't have to see what their son became
>>3848968
>I don't, but I do crack jokes about roleplaying as cute anime girls online with my friends
>Little do they know I'm actually serious
>>3849003
>Implying I'm not actually zhe physical manifestation of Germany
>>3849014
>Not being completely honest with your parents
I'm living with them until I can support myself, I might as well be honest with them, cause after I leave I'll probably never see them again, because I fucking hate family outings.
>>3849007
I am sure, and you don't even know my age, I could be a thousand years old immortal monster for all you know.
>>3848978
Goodnight, girl I never got the name of.
>>3848984
A hero? Aw, that'd be.. That'd be an over-exaggeration. I fight, but.. I fight for my friends, y'know? That's all. I just protect my friends.
>>3848988
Perfect?
>She tilts her head the other way.
Are you okay? What is?
>>3849008
>She climbs up a tree, out of the Anon's reach.
No! I told you to stop that!
>>3849019
I just won't talk to those people, though. Anybody that uses swear words too much is really just kinda dumb, with nothing else to say!
Well, that's how I see it. They're just needlessly mean, y'know?
>>3849024
I think they'd be happy to see their son has something that he enjoys doing.
fuck you
>>3849003
>Implying I'm not actually a super hero
heh
>>3849047
>throws bricks at the tree to fell it down.
YOU AND YOUR LOVELY BREASTS CANT ESCAPE ME FOREVER!
>>3848988
Pretty much 'n there's th' thing that some call me a fool 'n some call me a genius, but that's just part of it all I guess!
>>3849019
Well that's somethin' a lot think but I ain' just goin' to tell that straight to their face. They usually make good food but this is a lot better so I'm just gonna say so y'know?
>>3849038
That's right, but somehow I doubt that. I mean no monster with a thousand years worth of experience would walk right into an explosion.
>>3849062
>launches brick from catapult
>>3849047
>He straightens up right away
Of course I'm fine. So what's up with wearing so little? Are you a cosplayer?
>>3849031
kys bolin
>throws a gigantic brick at thread
>Be me
>Be visiting family for Thanksgiving
>Back then, I didn't have a phone, so I couldn't mobile HG
>Used my Nani's computer
>Actually downloaded 50+ images of Vino into an invisible folder and RPed for a few hours while family was doing productive things
>They looked over my shoulder and asked what I was doing
>I said "I'm trying to get the personality of a character in a book I'm writing down"
>They bought it
>I continued trying to flirt with anime girls online
>>3849088
>>3849047
Fighting virtuously is the paradigm, you're a hero in one way or another.
>>3849034
So not only you pretend to be a nation, but you are also a kraut? That's even worse.
>>3849063
Huh. Well I can't really say your stupid or really intelligent from what I've seen from you thus far.
>>3849022
R-Rude. You don't need to use the term "dyke" . There are gentler terms. I prefer to be called a taste tester of god's gift to man, breasts! A chest curator!
>>3849047
That's kind of a dumb thing to judge people for, there's a bunch of nice and courteous people I know that curse regularly.
>>3849063
>He can't help but smile
You're really good at flattering people, you know that Makina?
>>3849067
You're right, I'm not, but I could be and that the point.
>>3848912
>Penguin dying first
I really missed the old times
>>3849088
Madman
>>3849088
>Invite someone over
>Have laptop and 4chan open
>Friend comes to sit next to me
>Hey Anon what's th-
>Mfw he sees my minimascot
>>3849114
Yes you could be. You could be the dumbest immortal demon ever. Congratulations?
>>3849108
But a dyke is literally what you are. I don't need to say "chest curator" when I can describe you in just four letters.
First 36
>>3849127
post minimascot
>>3849127
What's your minimascot?
>>3849136
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>3849136
Mecumin
>>3849136
Makoto
>>3849062
>The tree doesn't move, of course, because it's a tree.
You're being weird, Anon! Quit it!
I'm awake!
>>3849073
A cosplayer?
>She twists around, showing off her outfit.
No, I just wear this because I like to. It's comfy, and easy to move around in. Why?
>>3849098
Y-You think so? Me?
I'm a hero?
....I can't even protect one friend, though..
>>3849112
I don't think it's a very nice thing to do, that's all. People that curse a lot are usually mean.
>>3849127
>Better than letting your friend borrow your laptop while your desktop background is loli porn
>>3849136
Takeshita
>>3849136
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3849136
Klopp
>>3849136
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3849136
THE CRIMSON AUTIST
>>3849136
Selina
>>3849136
Newton Knight
