Zootopia Thread: Purest Love Edition
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Let's get things back on track
Fucking bullshit, Ron Perlman edition was planned a like 4 days ago, still hasn't fucking happened!
Hey Anon, will you make me a sandwich?
Ringing Bell is a pretty sad movie
>>3838210
>>3838261
>>3838299
>>3838325
>>3838449
I'm sorry about this guys...
Thanks Weaver, I really like it
>>3838559
Best couple, so adorable.
>>3838619
>Calvin's trying to sleep in the next room over
>>3838619
Why is his bracelet off?
>>3838449
>both landed on their feet
after they jumped off the roof?
69% purer with panthers than the leading brand
>>3838619
>Im sorry about this guys...
>>3838619
Is... Zeke homeless and not with Sunny? I'm not sure I understand.
>>3838619
WELL
I GUESS IT'S THAT KINDA NIGHT, HUH.
>That sad look
>The inability to meet Zeke's eye
>That shamed deflection
Ozzy had to give up on his dreams of being a teacher and is now a homeless busker. He feels ashamed and disheartened at the life he's ended up with, and the future he's made for himself, especially in such sharp contrast to his old friend's professional success and fulfilling love life.
It is not a comparison he wanted to face.
>>3838619
Okay, I give up.
I suppose we're just in the Feels Zone for the rest of the night.
>>3838719
It's nice to know God let them become Doctors in heaven
Alright, I promise that a JudyxNick collar fic is coming, but this came to completion earlier. I'm about a 1000 words into that and it feels half way done.
Sharla was a Rodeo II: Shower When?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6681982/chapters/16728388
Please give me critiques, I do want to improve. Jfc, it's been almost a month since I posted something...
>>3838719
He just needs to visit Zeke's mom and get some hot milky PSEUDOPENIS action. That will cheer him up.
>>3838736
its been a while since we had a sad night, right?
Luckily I'm already listening to folk punk. Sets the mood well.
>>3838619
HE LOOKS SO COLD ON HIS OWN
WHY IS HE ON HIS OWN
>>3838719
Jesus
Fucking ouch
I came to trash to find bunnysmut to make me feel better about my aimless life and instead I'm identifying strongly with a directionless hyena who wanted to do something meaningful and is now scraping by and always seems halfway between laughing and crying
I'm going to go think about my last hospital stay in order to remind myself how much I actually want to be alive even when it doesn't feel like it
>>3838757
Milfy* mobile sucks.
I need tiny rodent cuddles in my life...
>>3838733
source?
What the fuck is it with this general and misery
Where did all the happy go
I want to go back
>>3838619
So Sunny kicked Zeke out and now he's playing music outside with Oz to try and win him over?
>>3838798
Catharsis is good, anon
>>3838738
I really liked that preggers chapter
Thanks for sharing more
>>3838796
Weaver you are a treasure
>>3838796
>Sunny frustrated to not be the meat in a double hyena bun sandwich
>>3838796
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. I'm high as fuck tonight so give me wacky requests!
>>3838766
Well, the last sad night we had, someone might possibly have literally killed themselves.
>>3838796
Bless you, Weav
>>3838837
Who would best go in a /ztg/ version of this image?
>>3838851
Sunny and Cutie have a domestic abuse contest.
Jerboas are cute. CUTE!
>>3838822
>preggers chapter
That reminds me: At Least Hell is Warm/Full of Sinners/etc sequel with Nick impregnating Judy's sister when?
>>3838866
Not familiar with those characters?
>>3838852
*themself
>>3838798
http://pastebin.com/WjeVNnyR
This will certainly cheer people up, a heartwarming story about bullets trying to reunite with the wall they fly towards despite the adversities of skin, organs, bones, muscle, blood, memories of playing in the sandbox as a child, and clothing.
>>3838866
>domestic abuse contest.
>>3838851
Sunny walking down stairs to where Zeke and Ozzy are sleeping, disoriented and tired and curling up with Ozzy because he's sleepy.
Ozzy, realizing that Sunny has made the mistake, gently lifts him up and puts him in Zeke's arms, with a bit of a wistful look and contemplation before seeing himself out of their home
https://mega.nz/#F!0ZFRXToQ!jHD7I6kTeYToLlBP7DJFMw
>>3838738
>I promise that a JudyxNick collar fic is coming
brooker
I'm sorry
but at this point I just don't believe you.
It's like Half Life 3 for me at this point.
I want it, but it will never come.
>>3838798
As long as it doesn't get to pocket change night levels of depression, I think we'll be fine.
>>3838869
If that little animal ever came up to me, I'd kick it.
>>3838851
Gideon has to win a surfing contest, or else Mr Big will bulldoze his bakery and turn it into a parking lot.
>>3838851
Nick loses a bet and has to run a father/son con with Finnick, only Finnick is the dad and Nick the son. It works by force of sheer absurdity.
>>3838851
here's two
>Judy visits Nick in the hospital after he is wounded assembling a steel bed frame.
>Due to a clerical error, Gideon is zoned as public property.
>>3838869
it's like a kiwifruit they glued random animal parts onto
>>3838778
Remember one rule Anon
If you an hero, you gotta do it all over again, possibly in a shittier life
If you die naturally or die an true hero as a good person, your soul gets to move to Zootopia, where you live eternal, furry, and warm
Have a picture of a banana to make you feel better
>>3838908
Jerboa is not for kicking.
Jerboa is for cute.
>>3838792
https://twitter.com/Jaehthebird
>>3838907
With how the threads are going, it would be fitting for Mead to drop a comic right now.
>>3838931
Sunny and Zeke are that Hyena/Rabbit pair that is always posted together who are in love.
Ozzy is Weaver's hyena who is a good hearted deadbeat/failure who is friends with Zeke (another Hyena)
>>3838796
Alright this cheered me up a little
I'll try to stop bumming around
>>3838972
>Nick and Finnick trying to pull a con down at the water park, but keep getting distracted by the sexy otters.
Fixed
>>3838837
This
All you "muh happy" fags need to appreciate the sadness too
>>3838979
You know, it's legitimately been years since I've seen a picture of EFG until these threads.
I've been on 4chan for too long.
Can Ebichu play?
While their love is indeed pure, that doesn't change that I want to see them... consummating it. You know?
Pretty please?
What about Sunny getting a loving handie or blowsie?
>>3838906
I wouldn't believe me either. Truthfully, but I want to do this.
>>3838998
Fem otters?! How dare you good sir! I'll take my penis elsewhere!
>>3839014
Well there's this
>>3838966
DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME
DO YOU WISH TO SUMMON HIM? ARE YOU THAT MAD?
>>3838796
Please weaves, make this a "first encounter" of sunny and zeke
>>3838866
>Sunny and Cutie have a domestic abuse contest.
>"Okay, for your chance to win five thousand dollars, you have to ABUSE! YOUR! LOVER!"
>"Out of this ordinary kitchen, set up the scenario to do maximum damage to them. You have thirty second. GO!"
>Zeke runs to the fridge, rummages through it for a moment, and pulls out a bag of oranges. He tears open the bag, pours all of the oranges but one into the bin, then peels the orange, shoves the peel into the garbage disposal, turns it on, and then starts eating the peeled orange as the timer buzzes
>Sunny walks into the door of the studio kitchen and stands there, staring at Zeke eating an orange
>"Okay, contestant, I don't think you quite grasped the idea-"
>"No, see, because Sunny really likes oranges, and I'm eating the last one, and I didn't even leave the peel for him like I normally do, because that's his favourite part! I put it into the garbage disposal! And I left it on because he doesn't like the noise! That's pretty abusive, right?" He's been trying to avoid looking at Sunny but then he looks over at him and his ears fold back, and he turns off the garbage disposal and whispers "sorry babe I'll buy you a whole bag of oranges after this"
>"Okay CUT we need some new contestants"
>>3839029
god i want to be that bun
>>3839029
>>3839014
And this.
>>3838966
Still waiting for Nick to die in a blaze of glory saving July
If it doesn't end this way, I'll be severely disappointed in this AU
>>3839007
With great failure comes responsibility.
>>3839054
So many do.
Oh so many do.
>>3838950
eh I'm not going to an hero, I got put up in the hospital out of nowhere coughing up blood and my BP plummeting and actually facing what i thought was death terrified the fuck out of me
it was eye opening and all I could think was I wanted to go home and I wanted to go on
if nothing else it clearly demonstrated that feeling self destructive as fuck does not mean I wanna die, which is actual real solace!
so here's hoping i get to be a neat rodent next go around
Does anyone know who did this and if it's a generic rabbit or someone special?
>>3839047
oh god yes
>>3839057
>If it doesn't end this way, I'll be severely disappointed in this AU
Never say never. I mean how many people in here were expecting The Last Day to be just that?
The tables should be turned on Smiles so that he gets spit-roasted by two of his cute buns.
>>3839090
It was one of the drawanons from /co/. Not sure if it was supposed to be Judy or just a generic bunny.
>>3839047
SensibleChuckle.gif
>>3839109
You're so desperate to see Smiles get topped.
Can't you just accept that Smiles likes to be top and find a different tiger to fuck?
Like, goddamn, leave him for us subby bun sluts who actually appreciate him.
The sadness is good
It reminds us we're all still human
And lets us appreciate the good in our lives
>>3839033
MEAD'S GOT A NEW COMIC UP
>Judy
>cute
Very funny joke.
Does anyone have that drawing of Nick as Doomguy screaming "rip and tear?"
>>3838920
>It's a bright n sunny day over wherever the fuck the beach is in Zootopia.
>Kids r shoutin, friends r swimmin, the workin class is enjoying their day off.
>Everyone seems really happy right?
>Well you'd be fuckin wrong if you guessed that becuas one guy isn't so happy
>His name is Giddeon Grey (rhemes with gay). Today marks the dai that Mr. Big will demolish his bakury if he does not prove to him that he is a worthy surfer dood.
>Theres's a relaly big comtetish today and Gideon has been forced to enter against his will.
>He has to win first place or its bye bye bakery man.
>Gideon knows deep down that he has never surfed before but he has no choice
>So I'm sure ur wondering why all this is hapening right? Well it's because Mr. LArge caugtht Gideon fanoodling his daughter. Gideon was then forced to choose between death and this .
>He chose this because he's really just not ready to die yet. Would you be?
>So here e is at the beach in his speedo (about 3 sizes too small) getting ready to surf for the first time in his lyfe.
>He wriggles his toesies in the sand and takes a look who his competitors would be.
>He was up against a rhino, a giraffe, a sea lion (fucking cheating man), a couple of mice, and Jerry Seinfeld.
>Don;t ask me why Jerry Seinfeld is there.
cont.
>>3838966
is not mead but there is always this.
http://fearmywaffles.tumblr.com/tagged/Alien%20Days%20Zootopia/chrono
>>3839164
I am Archiveanon
I have 2.3 GB of Zootopia shit now in the span of a month and a half, and still gaining
>>3839187
Jesus that's a lot of zoot stuff.
Thanks archiveanon
>>3839128
He's said that he could enjoy being topped, though.
>>3839201
Its what I do
>>3839187
OH GOD HE'S GAINING
SOMEONE CALL /fit/ FOR HELP
>>3838987
whats wrong bore? we cant help unless you tell us
>ComicAnon's been radio silent for a while after saying that he felt really sick.
>>3839187
Did you get my Zootopia dream earlier mister Dream Eater?
Any good versions of this?
>>3839228
YA GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG MAN
CMON
>>3839248
He'll be fine.
Carrots Everywhere.
>>3839248
meh
>>3839266
That's what they said about Strelnikov
He may have been a commie, but he was a good one
>>3839248
It's okay Anon, if he dies now he will ascend as a muse, the Greek goddesses of inspiration. Which'll mean a sex change for him but I think he'd be cool with it if it means he can keep helping people forever.
>>3839309
NYET
>>3839274
hmm, forgot the edit the livestock, let me fix that...
>>3839309
And mammals say us rabbits are messed up.
>>3838600
HOW COME HE-MAN DONT WANT ME MAN
>>3839274
you could just grow other crops
growing only one crop will completely fuck up the soil
Damn rabbits will cause another Dust Bunny Bowl
>>3839326
Well, I mean, you eat your own shit.
>>3838998
>>3839176
>The competition started in 2 minutes.
>Fuck.
>He took his board and started to swim out into the ocean
>The crowds behind him were cheering wildly
>He looked to each side of him at the others.
>The sea lion was on his right
>Jerry Seinfeld was on the left, for some reason his was dressed in his regular work attire and his board was a giant picture of Costanza.
>They all turned around and waited for a big wave to cum
>Seconds went by, and then minutes, and then hours, and then seconds again, and finally a RELLY bIg wave came along and swooped all of them up.
>The rhino fucking fell off his board right off the bat, fuckign faggot, what was he even doing here in the first place? You can't be anything you want rhino.
>Everyone else was fine tho.
>Gideon was surprised by how he was actually doing ok.
>Ah fuck he just went right through those mouse contestants, now they're fuckin dead Rip
>Jerry Seinfeld zinged past him and went up to the sea lion.
>"What's the deal with sea lions? They're not sea, and theyre not lions"
>The sea lion fucking blew up
>Shit Gideon you better stay away from Jerry, he's bad news dude
cont.
>>3839366
>Jerry Seinfeld
I oddly have a fitting image
>>3839356
Literally thousands of years ago, ass.
You know, in much the same vein as "foxes eat rabbits"
>>3839388
[slap bass intensifies]
>>3839274
Huh...
>>3839326
I wouldn't be surprised if rodents weren't more desensitized to death itself. There's so many more of them than most mammals and consider their size there are bound to be more fatal accidents throughout Zootopia.
So of course they'd make things like capital punishment fucking weird.
>>3839266
Yeah, true, but still...
>>3839309
>
>>3839274
paint edit Go!
>>3839355
i'm going with there actually being a variety of similar-looking tubers collectively known as carrots that they plant in rotation to avoid this.
Let's have a little bit of dumb worldbuilding histry
Religion was one of the great pillars of medieval Zootopian life, enough to be considered the First estate of society. Indeed, the church wielded power almost unimagined by today’s standards, even to the point of being able to dictate law in some countries. So it should come as no surprise that rabbits were by and large devout members of the church. As smaller prey mammals, the charity and power of the church could make for very powerful allies (Remember, of course, it was through the Churches involvement that the use of mammals for food was banned. Though it was not till 1567 that this practice was extended to non-Christians)
Monastic orders were common in medieval rabbit life, with Dominican and Franciscan monks being prevalent, but there were a few orders that arose in rabbit kingdoms. The most notable would be the Order of St. Adrienn the Lop, who’s order professed to speak to Christs incorruptible nature. Monks of the order were to keep their ears downturned at all times to “prevent the lies of the devil from reaching pure ears”.
This heavy investment in the Catholic faith has stayed with many rabbits, with some of the tenants carrying over to secular life. The reluctance to use birth control in rabbit families can be argued to have stemmed from these deep religious roots.
>>3839356
Yeah, back before civilization and evolution when foxes were dumbasses that couldn't read or write, say.
>>3839438
The fox shall rise
>>3839480
Well like everyone baby learning to walk, first they have to evolve.
>>3838210
>>3838619
>they had/start a band called Spots & Stripes.
>>3839467
Here's your (Ewe)
>>3839474
They make explosives out of flour?
>>3839451
Two possibilities:
One, he's alive.
Two, he's dead and will haunt the threads forever.
Either are fine.
>>3839498
>>3838619
Has there been a picture of Sunny dancing yet? Just something like this where he's innocently enjoying himself.
I need to have that in my life.
>>3839366
>It was just the three of them now, Him, Seinfeld, and the giraffe.
>Oh wait the giraffe just fucking kealed over and died from anus cancer.
>Whoops
>Just him and Seinfeld
>This is it Gideon
>He slid up behind Jerry, and whipped out his magnum dong.
>Gideon jumped onto Jerry's board and anally raped him into the 87th dimension.
>Just him now, all he had to do was make it to the shore ok.
>You can do it Gideon, ur gonna save ur bakery and you can keep makin pies n shit.
>Just then, Gideon hit a rock and went flying into the air.
>Unfortunately for Gideon, Mr Big was there with his daughter, Furfur
>Gideon went from the air into a crash landing directly into Frufru's tight ass with his still erect rocket.
>Mr. Big says to Gideon, "God dammit Gideon, you just can't stop fucking my daughter, I will rek your beakery for sure."
>But then, the pressure in Furfru's ass was so great that it lauched her at a thousand miles an hour towards her father.
>Mr. Big was kill.
FIN
>>3839437
its saying zootopia uses carrots like we use corn.
>>3839518
>Either are fine.
I dunno man, I think I would prefer the whole him being a live thing.
Just my opinion.
>>3839477
Are we still thinking that:
God the Father => Lion
God the Son => Lamb
God the Holy Spirit => Flying Energy Being (Ghost Bird?)
Hence a kind of innate appeal to both predators and prey alike?
And, erm, ghosts. I guess. Not quite clear on the third part.
>>3839090
If you had 4chanX you could easily have searched the archive. Original name was Typical Judy poster.png and they were talking about shitposting rabbits.
>>3839493
IKnowRight.png
...
So... we done with sad stuff yet?
Is it at least dying down?
>>3839540
I am 400% in for complicated multi-species Catholic Dogma, So I am down with it
>>3839477
>Oh ya that one on the left knows what he wants, middle guy just needs to ditch the bible hag.
Bleh, people eating people, it just makes me queezy, I'm sure there was a time in zoot history but eating someone who is talking to you before hand...
>>3839581
woah
>>3839516
yup! out of corn flour, google it and see how its done!
>>3839477
>Monks of the order were to keep their ears downturned at all times to “prevent the lies of the devil from reaching pure ears”.
After looking at the picture I was hoping there'd be lore for the downturned ears.
Quality post.
>>3839599
No, I don't want to get on a list
>>3839599
>anon gets visited by the FBI
>>3839599
>I want the NSA to think I'm trying to make explosives with flour
>>3839540
>>3839571
It makes a lot of sense, actually. I'd like to see it drawn. Predators worship besides an image of a lion, prey besides an image of a lamb, but they listen to the same podcast or watch the same TV show where a mixed-race group says that both are actually the same entity at the same time, though still different.
>>3839540
Last I read about it, Lion was the version favored by preds and Lamb was the more common belief among prey.
>>3839584
Fuck, I could have called the one on the right a bible Thumper. I'm so dumb.
>>3839584
Oh anon, it didn't count as wrong if you can't understand their language. That's how it worked in the classical period. They were just barbarians, after all. And where else are you going to get those thick furs you need for the winter?
>Concept stuff for my au comic where Nick adopts 5-year-old Judy and becomes her father. I’ll make a separate page for it on my blog when I come up with a name for it.
>>3839477
Quality world-building.
>>3839619
Don't want them to think you're cooking something up
>>3839619
>>3839639
...he's just 8 years older than her.
he'd be "adopting" her at age 13.
>>3839639
link to your blog or tumblr?
>>3839624
Then dualism would smooth things over I suppose.
Just like how original Christianity was a group of Christianities, plural, with the number thinking that Jesus was just a purely divine being in the guise of a man exceeding those who thought that Jesus was a regular guy exalted upon either baptism or crucifixion to Godhood-- but then nobody tried to square the circle. And then the trinity got invented, canons started to be formed, dissidents were shut off, and things were put into stone.
So, there were the lion groups, the lamb groups, and the more eccentric groups. But the proto-orthodox bi-species group won.
>>3839541
So it's not strictly meant to be Judy?
>>3839665
he's been hustling since he was 12
>>3838962
>https://twitter.com/Jaehthebird
thank you
i want to be a bun and be held tight by a predator while he nibbles on my ears and kisses my neck and chest.
>>3838927
>"Put the costume on Nick" said Finnick with a shit eating grin.
>"fuck u man"
>"U lost fair n square "SON" so now it's time for u to be the lil bitch niglet"
>"Uuuuuugh"
>"DO IT SON"
>Nick groaned again and slid his noodly lil body into the large junior rangers uniform.
>they were going to sell fake war bonds and one of them had to look like a junior ranger or no one would belive them see?
>"That's a good lil boi my vertically autistic son"
>"After this is over im gonna fukin rek u Finnick, rek you real good"
>the two of them got out of the van and started to go door to door
cont.
Where's the obligatory fleshlight?
>>3839584
There probably were huge amounts of predators that abstained from meat, at least regular meat or maybe at least for a while, in order to sink their cocks into sweet rabbit tail-holes. So there's that.
>>3839693
Yep.
Flour is actually really flammable and otherwise combustible. It's not going to be that different than if you had fine wood shavings all around the place, or gunpowder all over the place. I believe there was this industrial accident in Texas at this flour-containing factory place where people actually died.
>>3839712
>>3839711
>vertically autistic
Oh christ
>>3839643
>>3839736
Flour explosions happen in kitchens from time to time
pretty sure there's a video where someone fucked up and tried using flour instead of baking soda to put out a grease fire
>>3839713
I've said it before, I'll say it again: in real life, foxes with steady and reliable food supplies will sometimes live in rabbit burrows without harassing the rabbits that live there. So it's really easy to imagine that extending into all sorts of interesting relationships in Zootopian prehistory.
https://youtu.be/cuZo7pLnL7c
Let's get comfy.
Ted Nugent was like in his 30s, I think, when he adopted this teenage girl basically to fuck. He also wrote a bunch of songs about this. One of them, called "Little Miss Dangerous", is actually pretty good.
It was in the 1970s, I think, but just saying. This happens.
>>3839785
I really like Finnick's lazy gay nudist lion buddy. Pity we didn't get much of them.
>>3839737
>>3839785
but anon
how can I be comfy when I'm coping with the fact that I will never be the bun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AILsB9G8qEw
>>3839737
>Schalke
>>3839736
while airborne flour can indeed be crazy-dangerous they also make actual industrial explosives from corn flour.
>>3839737
>>3839176
>>3839366
>>3839532
Captured and saved.
>>3838859
Comicanon, considering some of the things he's posted when Officer Content yells at him.
>>3839800
I love the design for them
>>3839806
You're the bun in your heart though
>>3839773
I feel so sorry for those people. Goddamn.
>>3839806
I prefer the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwq7FaloLxE
>>3839777
There needs to be more art, greentexts, and the like on this.
>>3839813
>>3839823
ayyy
>>3839851
It's on My List, but so's a bunch of other things. Vampire Judy, Finnick and Nick banging in the van pre-movie, Nick knotting Judy just before the fire alarm goes off, I had planned to write some of Zistopia Nick living on the bunny farm in peaceful contendedness before the other dude did it so well...
>>3839806
Strive to be more bun!
Shave those arms! Shave that belly! Get carrot-printed panties! Work to be skinny! Work to feel like you need the dick put in and on you!
Work to bun-dom!
>>3839866
>>3839877
>>3839833
>>3839833
Agreed.
>>3839711
>the uniform was way too small on Nick, his tummy was bare and his succulent asscheecks were just hanging out for the whole fuckin world to see man
>"We're gonna get caught Fin"
>"No your gonna get cuaght bitch nigga, you can't even run in those pants lmao"
>They walked up to the first door and finnick rang the door bell
>Some nudist camel answered the door, his enourmous camel wang swaying in the breeze
>"Helloooo" he sounded like Tim Curry
>Finnick jabbed Nick in the side and Nick stepped forward and said in a childish voice
>"Good afternoon....sir.....we represent troop #420666911 and we are selling war bonds"
>"Oooh..I didn;t know we were at war...."
>"Ugh...." the two foxes hadn't thought about his part.
>"Look here conboys, I won't buy your phony bonds, but if you'd like to...come inside..." he shook his towards his living room "I'd be happy to give you money for other...services"
>"Sounds good to me" said Finnick as he booted Nick through the front door and ran off.
>Nick looked up
>Oh god there were so many naked camel guys
>All of there camel dicks were just hanging out
>Tim Curry camel shut the door.
>Nick probably got ass raped like 80 times before they threw him back onto the street, still in uniform.
>Finncik was waiting for him, only like 12 minutes had passed
>"HAHAAHAAAA you should see the llook on ur face senpai!" said Finnick "Now get up, we have more bonds to sell"
>"they paid me $20 dollars" Nick held up a twenty
>"Good job son!" said Finnick "Now I'll just be taking my cut!" Finnick grabbed the whole bill out of Nick's paw and walked in the other direction.
>Finnick, more like Fin-DICK amaright?
cont.
>>3839897
but anon, I am all that.
I'm a short skinny cyclist.
It's just not the same.
>>3839891
Ayyyyy, thanks for the kind words about the "Theirs & Hours" comfy Zistopia farm life thing. If you want to write an offshoot of that yourself, do just go for it man. You could throw in some offbeat humor or other stuff in there, expand it out so that it's multiple chapters, or whatever. Content creation is a great thing.
>>3839826
Thanks senpai
>>3839943
Get the rabbit tail, carrot-printed panties, and find a big, strong guy that will treat you like the bun that you are on the inside?
>>3838890
>Sunny walking down stairs to where Zeke and Ozzy are sleeping, disoriented and tired and curling up with Ozzy because he's sleepy.
>Ozzy, realizing that Sunny has made the mistake, gently lifts him up and puts him in Zeke's arms, with a bit of a wistful look and contemplation before seeing himself out of their home
>Ozzy wakes up in the warm embrace of Sunny's loving arms
>This is what Zeke must feel all the time
>This is what it's like to be loved sincerely
>For a brief, fleeting moment he feels peaceful
>Even happy
>But he knows this love is not for him
>He picks the little bunny up gently, cradling him, trying not to take him, and sets him down with the striped hyena dozing quietly on the couch
>Ozzy watches them for a moment, and Sunny, still deep asleep, curls up with his lover, wrapping his arms around him
>Around the proper hyena this time
>Ozzy smiles weakly and bites his lip, turning without a sound
>He quietly lets himself out the front door and begins the long walk home
>>3839937
>this story
It's astounding
>>3839937
I feel bad about myself for finding this funny.
>>3839984
That is amazing
>>3839976
>0230
>need to get up early
Time is fleeting, need to get to bed before madness takes its toll
>>3839973
Ozzy just needs to find himself a sleepy snuggle toy for himself.
>>3838733
FUN
ROUND
BUN
MOUNDS
>>3839984
You could have just used Google Image search, senpai.
Stream is done, i'm off to sleep.
Have a goodnight and stay comfy, /ztp/.
>>3840042
Anon will be his snuggle toy.
>>3840025
It's doable man.
If I can find a slender little nerdy prey animal dude, even if the relationship didn't last that long, then you can succeed in the reverse direction.
>>3840051
Good night streamer dude, its always fun watching movies and chilling with cool dudes.
>>3840051
Rest well, rabbit.
>>3839984
>ghetto blacks on the news
everytime
>>3840060
i probably wouldn't even be able to handle it anyways.
the idea of dedicating myself to somebody and having somebody dedicated to me fucking terrifies me, but I don't want a relationship without intimacy, so it's a rock and a hard place, really.
I'll stop bitching about my issues now, sorry. Just lonely.
>>3840082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEOh0MdcGqM
>>3840042
Martina?
>>3839937
>They went 2 the next door. Some lil hippo kid answered the door.
>"Hello there is your mommy or daddy home?" Nicks voice sounded like 13 octaves higher, gettting fucked in the ass 80 times in 12 minutes will do that to you. You can do the math yourself if you'd liek to prove me wrong.
>"Ugh, just a sec....daddy!"
>Some big fat fuckin hippo waddled up to the front door, thank god this guy had his dick in his pants.
>Nick opened his mouth to speak again but the hippo man leaned over and vomited all over both of them with like, really chunky orange vomit.
>Fuckin gross man
>Then a stream off black diarehea came down from above and topped them off.
>The hippo man looked up and saw that his wife was hanging her ass out the window up above.
>"GOD DAMMIT FRANCIE HOW MANY TIEMS HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHIT ON OUR GUESTS WHEN IM VOMITING ON THEM?!??!??!?!??!?"
>Nick and finnick fucking bolted out of there
>geez what the fuck was that about.
cont.
>>3839800
>I really like Finnick's lazy gay nudist lion buddy.
Uh that's a female lion.
Hot.
>>3840109
I don't know, do you think that might upset her brother? Bros before hoe rules and all that.
Pastebin Anon here, got done moving. Got any new fics? Also if you want I might make a Thematic Thursday section
>>3840089
You just gotta have your stud and be his bun, man.
Be the bun. Do it. Work for it. Embrace it.
Think of those loving kisses along your neckline while he wraps his legs around your legs and cuddles you to sleep. Don't forget that. Yep.
>>3840168
You need Jesus
>>3840127
Isn't it the same lion as the 'bros being bros' pic?
>>3840042
It occurs to me that Zeke and Sunny would probably fundamentally get the need for affection, even at a totally non-sexual just "agape love" sense, and they might sleep together with Ozzy there cuddling both of them.
>>3839973
Whoops I confused which one was spotted and which one was striped.
Oh well.
>Ozzy plods down the street, staring at the cracks in the sidewalk as they go by underfoot
>At this late hour, only a few other nocturnals are out
>But there's no liveliness -- like him, they're all just passing through, heading somewhere
>Not here.
>He watches the moon above, peeking through the clouds
>He watches the buildings around him fall into further and further disrepair, as every block closer to home brings more barred doors, broken windows, and abandoned homes
>Soon the cracked, pock-marked pavement underfoot becomes familiar again
>Ozzy's back on Pack Street.
>After spending the night with his old friend, his successful friend, he felt so out of place
>A nice apartment, a clean neighborhood
>A true love who would be there for him when he needed someone
>It all felt so alien.
>None of it was his.
>But now, here, beneath a layer of smog, alone on the half-ruined street, surrounded by decaying buildings and empty homes, it feels familiar
>It feels like home
>All he can think is
>"This is where I belong."
>>3840136
I think a TT section would b a good idea, though most of what we got was in the form of greentexts. Best approach would be to compile each week's greens into an imgur album and link to that, and regular pastebin/FF/AO3/SoundCloud for the rest.
Reminder that TOMORROW I will be running the mind numbing agony of ALL SIX Alpha and Omega movies BACK TO BACK.
Keep an eye out tomorrow for the exact start time, I'll announce an hour in advance. Aiming for between 1 and 2 PM PST
>>3840191
NOT GAY IF IT'S PREY, PADRE
>>3840200
Problem will be people will need to start saving there greentexts, because If I'm not here I wont see it
>>3840136
If you can be sure that you have these that's sweet:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7247398
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6933031
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7308472
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780
You may already have one or more of these, but just mentioning them again because hey.
