HG thread - first 24
195th Express Games
Mokou's lover
>>3810574
Aussa the Earth Charmer
Yoshiko Tsushima
Sliver Queen
Vic Viper
>>3810574
Dipper Pines
>>3810574
Roka
>>3810529
>shrugs
What's your name anyway?
>>3810534
I'm not dead, I still have 300 HP!
>>3810550
S-so spooooky...
>>3810563
Hey kitty
Kyouko
Mion
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
X7-10
Jack Spicer
>>3810574
Poharan
>>3810574
Santa Gogo
>>3810598
Huh
I thought you died
Agent Dale Cooper
Furseiseki
Nova
>>3810574
Penguin
Colonel Sanders
>>3810574
SEF
>>3810574
Mononobe no Futo
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3810594
It was a manner of speaking, baka
Squid Girl
The Crimson Demon
>>3810563
Touch me once more and I shall banish you to hell! You are trifling with The Crimson Demon, a feat that few live to boast about!
>>3810572
(You)
Dean Ambrose
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TAXI YOU HAD ONE JOB.
>>3810594
Aikawa! And yours?
>>3810631
>>3810560
I kinda get killed every day here...c'mon, please. I just wanna start fresh, I did some things that I regretted, alright? I won't say you didn't provoke me, but...I overreacted, and I'm willin 'ta own up to it.
>>3810631
>Trifles with
>>3810595
What?
>>3810631
Never heard about any Crimson stuff. Calm down sweetie! Gosh!
>>3810609
What gave you that silly idea?
>>3810493
>>3810606
Pirate princess huh? Never thought someone in a position of power like that would ever have interest in me
>>3810661
you got a new avatar or something?
>>3810631
I want to fuck this autistic loli mage
>>3810643
https://youtu.be/QuNhTLVgV2Y
>>3810625
I'm not a baka, baka!
>>3810645
Roka, the leader of the Roka Adventure Guild!
>>3810652
What did you not understand ? I could understand your lack of intelligence but I only said 2 words and you already have troubles to understand...
>>3810676
>>3810643
Goddamit, that music... Give him my spot
>>3810678
The one who says she's not the baka is the baka
>>3810678
What's that? Are you not a highschool student?
>>3810676
If thou wouldst kindly, Lady Mokou;
>>3810622
>>3810643
>>3810667
Not really.
>>3810676
Put me in a different district ~de geso.
>>3810643
>>3810676
Swap
>>3810699
if that is the case, you barely post
and you know the rules, if you don't post for 4 days, you're dead
>>3810644
(You)
>>3810648
No! You assaulted me, a powerful arch-wizard! We will never be equal, die fool!
>>3810652
If you wish to live, you better learn it, cretin.
>>3810649
>>3810668
>Banishes to hell
>>3810631
>>3810643
>>3810664
Well my Grandpa is the Admiral of the Blackram pirates so. I followed him so i earned the rank "Vice Admiral" in the fleet.
Altho he is very very overreacting.
>>3810712
u
>>3810687
>>3810696
>>3810702
>>3810712
Uh. Thanks.
Lemme tell you guys, never try to take a taxi to the hunger games, all they'll do is stop in front of the board and kick you out. Fuckers are too scared to drive past the fuck house.
>>3810687
The one who calls bakas baka are also bakas, baka!
>>3810689
It's a guild I made when I planned on adventuring into this place, and I am a student, but this is my true calling! That and being a space pirate searching for porn mags!
>>3810707
Oh, okay.
>>3810838
Quit crying like a dog
>>3810844
You know I'd do anything for your success
>>3810845
I may be a baka but you're a bigger baka, you're a bakaka
>>3810712
You...you threatened my best friends with annihilation because I tried helpin' you out when you were stuck on the floor.
>>3810845
Aren't you a little young to do that kind of stuff? A "space pirate" searching for lewd magazines? How are you not a pervert!?
>>3810716
Overreacting how?
>>3810853
>hugs
Its okay gayboi
>>3810844
Seth, boss says I'm not allowed to beat up random people on the streets anymore. Not since that one guy in the make a wish hospital back in the shield days.
>>3810856
Just cause you're a cat doesn't mean you can just tell me to stop howling you know.
>>3810844
>>3810696
And you as well, fellow fire enthusiast.
>>3810838
Don't thank them too fast Dean, your taxi was late because it knew what is waiting for you here.
>>3810856
That's what I like to hear.
Time to stop goofing around and finally take back the score's lead.
>>3810730
(You)
>>3810882
And for your attempt at strangling me, I will guarantee that it happens!
>>3810712
Cretin?! Wait a minute!!!
You!! I could just shoot you down now!
>>3810687
H-hey! Why everyone so rude here!
I'm not a cat, i just meant by it!
>>3810856
Then you are a bakakaka!
>>3810884
You don't know the kind of money people are willing to pay for space porn mags! Most of them are for ages 200+ so it's impossible for people to get them without the space pirates!
Plus if I included something lewed in the game more people would play it...
>>3810676
Rooting Mister Claus.
>>3810908
What? That's so bizarre!
... what happens in a 200+ magazine?
Day 0
Everyone has been swapped with Ambrose
There's no shrimp district so I didn't move Squid Girl
>>3810904
u lookin ass
>>3810898
I'll tell you when to cry, and that will be when my champion right here >>3810903 will kick your ass
>>3810906
Too bad, you could have been interesting
>>3810908
It stops at bakaka, you can't made up words like you want
>>3810930
That's okay, because the wizard is dead ~de geso.
>>3810930
>>3810903
>>3810898
What's that ? You obey to the orders like a good little boy now ?
I'm starting to think you gave him a tip for being slow to arrive. Which wouldn't be such a surprise considering you're scared of me evening the sco-
>>3810930
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>3810906
You think I am afraid of your giant metal weapon? Huhuhu, I possess my own weapon, one that holds immense power!
>>3810933
(You)
>>3810929
>shrugs
I dunno, I'm not a pervert.
>>3810930
Ha-ha! I got my dinner!
>>3810938
Then you are a bakakakakaka!
>>3810955
>pic
>>3810957
Heh?
>looks like it
It looks like a stick.
>>3810958
Do you even have one? Where's the difference?
>>3810951
>>3810952
How does this keep happening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI
>>3810966
>looks at it. ffs
>>3810946
>>3810951
>>3810952
>fucking kek
>>3810946
>>3810951
>>3810952
>>3810955
Don't you think I never heard this before ? Be original
>>3810958
Shut up, bakaka
>>3810927
Mister Claus is not here, he is bound and gagged in the base- I MEAN, could l perhaps take message?
>>3810968
I don't have one! Why would I have a porn mag from space?
>>3810979
O-Oh... I need to work on my aim stats...
>>3810992
Bakakakakakakakakakakaka-
>continues on like this
>>3810992
>>3810992
I'm serious! He just wears black outfit with a red scarf.
>>3810966
I-It is not a stick! It is a staff, a staff that I used to conjure the most potent of magic, Explosive Magic! You would be wise to respect such a tool!
>>3810970
(You)
>>3811006
Night one had potential but didn't go anywhere
>>3811010
Because you said you were collecting them of course! Don't make me look like a fool now.
>>3811006
>>3810952
So uh. Considering what just happened, you wanna call this one even Seth?
>>3810946
I'm starting to think I'm just gonna stop talking and just murder you everytime we enter these fucking games.
1 vs 1.75, damn it.
>>3810946
>>3810951
>>3810952
Well at least I'm not the one on the receiving end.
>>3810969
Some people here are secretly Ambrollins fan girls.
>>3811009
No but, Can I be next?
>>3810904
Hey, hey, please...hate me all you want, but leave them out of it. Please. I wasn't myself then, gods damn it...I don't expect you 'ta forget, or even forgive, just...please. At least let me prove I'm not what I was then.
>>3810979
Surprise.
>>3811020
u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u
>>3810955
Come on, you can't just leave me curious like that
>>3811010
First one to say baka is the one and only baka, it starts...now !
>>3811012
Do I weat a black outfit, you really need to find another eye
>>3810903
How knowest thou of mine urges?
>>3811020
lord almighty tell me this is fanart and not in the souce material
>>3811025
Thank you ~de geso...
>>3811025
Umm t-thanks for the help
>>3810946
>>3810951
>>3810952
u da man sef
>>3811020
So you are a Summoner then?
They have sticks as weapon...
>>3811049
Yea, you are right i'm sorry.
>>3811045
I don't want to sink into an awkward situation.
Ehehe~
>>3811059
>>3811025
3 v 1 seems fair.
>>3811039
Only if l can take a ride in your sleigh
>>3811026
>She pulls out a pouch and starts digging into it, and puls out a board game box labled "The Scramble for Porn Mags in Space!"
Taa-daaa!
>>3811049
kakaka-
>hears what you said and immediately stops when you say now
Sounds like a deal then, I wont lose!
>>3811069
You've been a good squid this year
Keep it up
>>3811059
>>3811086
Whaaat, it was a game all along?
...wanna play?
>>3811079
I'm not sure with this...but you look so cute.
>>3811032
Seth, you can't even survive long enough to find me. What makes you think you'll win a fight against the champion.
>>3811079
Oh shit, these are way better then tape.
You uh, you stay here for a while.
>>3811079
I'll need those back please.
>>3811074
Fine. So long as it doesn't threaten my life or my bid for conquering my world, it doesn't really matter
>>3811079
Im on a rampage today
>>3811025
Oh... I was being hurt by bleed damage this whole time... my mistake...
>>3811095
I would, but we need at least two other people to play it...
>>3811122
>>3811044
(You)
>>3811074
No, I am an arch-wizard! Fool! Get it right or address me as, THE CRIMSON DEMON!
>>3811086
We'll see about that bak- baaaaak-
>>3811099
Done in again by landmines, it never gets old
>>3811116
Quick, find two more!
>>3811136
SUCCESS!!!!
>>3811136
I keep tellin you I gotta be up when the cock crows, this just ain't gonna work!
>>3811084
Noel you may not.
>>3811136
>Grumbles
Show her for converting to Buddhism....
>>3811138
>>3811136
Hold it, this guy says you can't be trusted. That means I didn't actually explode.
Right?
RIGHT?
>>3811110
>does a gigantic gulps
>>3811130
Ahh~ but the masters of elements wear "Bangle-s" not sticks.
>>3811133
>stares expectantly
>>3811151
B-But how!?
>>3811136
Excellent
>>3811029
Like I need your pity, take your 0.25 points and cherish them while you can.
I'm gonna climb back up the score in no time at all.
T-totally.
>>3811050
First if you wanna address Seth Rollins have the decency to speak modern English, I had to call my translator over just for your sake.
And secondly, let's say that your reputation doesn't go very unnoticed.
>>3811098
S-shut up.
>>3811136
>>3811158
That's not how it works
>>3811168
Ask around
Be sure to mention something lewd, that will get them to join quickly!
>>3811092
I'm always a good squid ~de geso.
>>3811162
He's going to try to kill me, isn't he
>>3811178
That's not one of the herbs or species you son of a gun.
>>3811130
u u u u u u
u u u u u u
u
>>3811175
I simply care not for the modern dialect, I'm perfectly capable.
Reputation? Am I that known for mine burning of temples?
>>3811178
>Weird-ass Taoist healing procedure
>youkai racisn intensifies
>>3811168
Cat got your tongue? Booka !
>>3811213
Youkais are cool
>>3811178
Here's the arena event
>>3811175
I know your games Seth, your desperation.
You're about to rig the next few games to catch up aren't you?
>>3811178
FU-
>Explodes
>>3811162
Are you doubting my talent? Do you have a death wish?
>>3811200
(You)
>>3811043
You will suffer for tormenting me, cretin! No one will escape my wrath unscathed!
>>3811182
Of course you is youngling
>pats head
>>3811223
Nuoooo!
>>3811221
Youkai are literally the black people in Touhou
Poyo... (Good morning, who won the Dark Side Games yesterday?)
>>3811179
I'm on it!
>>3811221
B-Booka!? That's cheating!
>pouts for a second, then expression changes to something like the pic
Anyway, do you... want to be a space pirate and search for porn mags with me and two other people?
>>3811236
>Takes your walking stick
I'll show you you talent.
>Breaks in infront of you
YEAHAAHAHAHAHA! How's that for talent!?
>>3811243
We are left with 10 after some very useful poison
>>3811211
Well obviously, setting shit on fire doesn't go below the radar.
I know that, I used to play with matches a lot.
Too much even.
Although you're on a whole lot different level, I didn't even know temples could actually burn.
>>3811231
Me ? Cheating ? Neveeeeeerrrrr.
So uhm, who's hosting next ? I need to have a talk with whoever is hosting next, privately, in a dark room, away from everyone.
>>3811236
I'm already practically tearin' my hair out from the tress of this, dangit! And you did your own fair share of tormenting, all I did was PICK YOU UP!
>>3811252
>Havnig to use word bubbles to talk so people can actually understand you
Poor poor kirby. Just couldn't keep up the only poyo's. Next he'll be forever in erp while anons constantly asks where he is.
>>3811251
Except that they're cool and funny
>>3811254
Porn mags ?!
>>3811254
Nice!
>gives thumbs up
>>3811294
>niggers
>cool and funny
Pick one
>>3811190
N-no i won't let him!
>hugs you
>>3811236
Yes i am doubting your "talents".
>pokes your face
>>3811265
So early? I'm glad.
>>3811268
I'd thought that mine association with it hadst been buried. And of course, they are typically but wood!
>>3811265
Fufufu.
>>3811251
Wouldst that not imply that they arest the minority?
>>3811294
>nods
Yes, porn mags, lewed porn mags from aliens that are for ages 200+
>>3811300
I-I think it's working, he's interested in the porn mags!
http://8ch.
net/pnt5way/index.html
>>3811268
Superslam's next.
>>3811305
I was talking about the youkais
>>3811320
Is that a thing ?
>>3811265
Sometimes there's not a lot to say about the slides
>>3811261
>Pulls out my actual staff
I see that you are eager to die.
>>3811279
You dishonored me, and for that I am obligated to destroy your life!
>>3811310
You have one more s-shot before I decide to kill you. Choose your next action wisely.
>>3811331
Same applies
>>3811310
>that bulge though
>>3811320
I knew it! Very good!
>>3811305
You may want to get out of your house and stop browsing /pol/ for a bit.
>>3811341
You never spoke to one of them then
>>3811331
It's a fun game! I'll just need to find one more person after you to play it!
>>3811344
N-Now he is questioning it, we might lose him!
>>3811332
Time to put an end to this fight Sips_
>>3811340
You dishonored all I hold dear. You're the person that repaid kindness with hostility....
>>3811332
Er, thanks.
>>3811340
I'm more eager to get some action in if you know what I mean. Hyahahahaha! GET A LOT OF ACTION! HAHAHA!
>Takes your staff
But really, magic doesn't exist and the sooner you realize this, kid, then the sooner you'll move on with your life and know what's important. Like getting laid.
>>3811367
I don't think Mokou would approve this
>>3811385
M-Mokou? Who is that? They can play too!
>>3811373
Next I shall take everything you hold dear! Huhuhu!
>>3811375
G-Give that that back fool, and I shall show you my magic!
>>3811367
Oh no! Maybe he's already immune to the lewd magazines!
>>3811313
When we choose that career's path, the reputation that goes with it never entirely get forgotten.
But hey it's not like it's a bad thing, it makes for a pretty cool story.
So what's your reasoning for the temples ? Thaoism hate ? Different religions ? Didn't have any mouse traps for the rats ?
>>3811330
That's even better, I'll be able to humiliate you in your own arena that way.
Like you did, in my past 3 games..
>>3811395
You should know who this is and no, we won't play your stupid game, baka !
>>3811379
>>3811359
>>3811402
Listen, little girl. You need to know the true values of the world. You think you can just use fake magic and get a head in life? You need to go out and find an actual job. Look at me for example. I work outta the home and am doing just fine. It's called makin a living.
http://8ch
.net/pnt5way/index.html
>>3811375
It don't matta. Nunnadis mattas.
>>3811310
Well, if your grandfather were to threaten me, he'd have quite a few obstacles in his way, like the fast only I and people I allow can go to my universe, so he wouldn't be able to harm me that way
>>3811402
I thought you were supposed 'ta be a hero or somethin'.
>>3811399
Er, thanks, but I coulda managed.
>>3811404
He said something about someone not approving... Looks like he wont play...
>>3811424
A-Actually I don't really know who you or this Mokou person is... W-Wait, you said baka!
>>3811305
Dave Chappele is pretty cool
>>3811425
I don't understand.
Tyrone is cool and funny, and he is black.
>>3811428
I SAID, GIVE ME MY WEAPON BACK AND I SHALL SHOW YOU MY MAGIC YOU GLUTTON!
>>3811444
I AM A CRIMSON DEMON, ONE WHO POSSESSES FEW WEAKNESSES, DON'T THINK, KNOW YOU IGNORANT BASEBORN!
>>3811454
I-I did not !
>>3811454
Oh no... I'm getting kind of sleepy too.
>>3811340
>smiles
Allright, but let me see your hat first!
>grabs your hat and pulls it off.
>>3811443
Glad to hear that~
...wait, you mean i can never visit your home?
>>3811407
Hey Seth, you wanna host instead?
I'll only break one finger if I find out you rig it.
>>3811407
Hmh. They were Buddhists, of course. 'Twere justification enough in mine own eyes, back then.
>>3811468
>Glutton
I may be on the heavy side, but it's only so the ladies have more the grab onto. What's your excuse for being so scrawny, you little twig?
>Waves the staff around
You ain't getting this back for a good while.
>>3811471
>GODDAMIT
>>3811478
I said people I allow for a reason
>>3811491
The feast is next, who's hungry?
>>3811466
Tyrone is white on the inside
>>3811471
You did so! You said "we won't play your stupid game, baka" you totally said baka!
>>3811476
No, at this rate it'll be a total failure!
>>3811459
I like the "brute force" approach.
>>3811468
Yeah, sure, your race or whatever, but I was under th'impression that your occupation was hero-ing.
...And don't bring my station of birth in to this, it aint relevant. 'Sides, considering how noone seems 'ta like you or you allow them 'ta talk with you, all I CAN go by is guesswork.
>>3811510
ACK!
>>3811516
Cheating at a game is really bad, you should be ashamed of yourself
>>3811510
>>3811479
Alright alright, host your stupid Superslam and let's be done with it.
>>3811497
Back then ? You don't do it anymore ? Or you changed your target demography ?
>>3811510
wow that was worth it
>>3811528
Gah! I didn't cheat! You can't accuse me of cheating when you're the one that said it!
>>3811532
Aaaah! You're already asleep!
>>3811497
I HATH THOU BOAT!
>>3811478
O-Oi! That is mine, give it back to me!
>>3811499
I-I WILL TAKE IT FROM YOU BY FORCE IF I HAVE TO! YOU TUB OF NOTHINGNESS!
>>3811527
I prefer solitude for a reason. Turn around and keep walking you mutt.
>>3811536
I've learned to restrain mine pyromania, at least to an extent, and our relationship with the Buddhists hast taken to be more of a friendly rivalry.
>>3811541
EH!?
>>3811559
Thou still dost not!
>Is this some sorta dank 2hu meme that I'm not aware of?
>>3811558
Cheater, cheater compulsive eater
>>3811536
Nah scratch that, I know a host that won't rig it one way of the other.
Not to say I would rig my own games, I'd never want to see you break your neck on a botched top rope move in the bloodbath.
>>3811528
I wanna give Ocelot some hot chocolate.
>>3811570
Nice RP
>>3811560
>tries it
This is a very nice hat, did you make it?
>>3811503
Oh, sorry i got too excited about that my Granps can't hurt you. By the way he is not a "bad" man! He just think that no-man can "defend" me but only him.
>The fuck is with Captcha?!
>>3811541
It's two former champions versus a hopeless Poharan, who's gonna win this one?
>>3811578
That's not very fair now is it you baka?
>>3811560
>Her grip on her staff visibly clenches and she shoots you a glare, before she relaxes
...Fine. Be that way. Life's easier with friends, y'know. I thought pushing people away would be a good idea, too, back in th'day.
>She shrugs, and walks off, absentmindedly offering a wave again
>>3811588
>You too? With all that weird overlapping stuff?
>>3811605
Hey you said baka ! I win
>>3811605
Nice RP
>>3811589
Hello to all you fine folks out there! Remembah, if you don't have time to cook dinnah cause a all this here bloodshed, take a quick trip to KFC. Fingah lickin good!
>>3811560
Come and get it. Know that I will give you everything I've got in return.
>>3811623
Nice RP
>>3811585
>What'd I do so wrong? Or are you just fucking with me for kicks?
>>3811619
Fourth place...'tis not so bad, aye, Lady Mokou?
>>3811570
I see.
But while we're on the topic of it, what's your favorite method to do it ? Matches + gasoline ? Blowtorch ? Super cool fireballs ?
And that stays between us of course but uhm, how do you manage to not get caught for it ? Just asking by curiosity, not like I'm interested in doing it obviously..
>>3811580
What a coincidence, I know one too.
But go at it, who's your guy ?
>>3811616
You said it first, and you know it
>>3811641
>don't let the shitposts get under your skin bro, they're fucking around
>>3811648
Oh you'll see.
SHE'LL be hosting next. So just sit on a chair with your hands on your ass and wait for the next game Sethy.
>>3811658
No one showing any interest in winning
>>3811623
>>3811638
>>3811585
Nice memes
>>3811611
>IKR? it's annoying - Poharan
>>3811588
He should stop underestimating people. Especially me...
>>3811648
>
Magic, naturally.
>She stares at it for a moment before snuffing it out with a jolt
And on the public level? I werest apprehended by Prince Shotoku "himself", and made a conversaion to Buddhism, 'fore being granted a full pardon.
>>3811665
>Eh, I figured. Just genuinely curious about the boat thing.
>>3811685
>I just had to click over a dozen times to just get to the captcha, I'm glad it didn't give me another timing-based "select all the" ones.
>>3811685
>>3811611
>Thank god, I thought I was alone in this captcha hell.
>>3811681
skipped this accidentally
