ERP Thread
Life Support Edition
Last thread: >>3798069
WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>3805360
HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
>>3805370
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
VAN YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN
>>3805370
>>3805481
I did the zombie genocider thing first thing and it made me bored to play the game afterwards. rip
>>3805481
16 YEARS OLD WHEN I WANT TO THE WAR
>>3805496
TO FIGHT FOR A LAND FIT FOR HEROES
>>3805494
I have never played Dead Rising. I just like the song and find the WEEEELLLLL meme amusing.
>>3805515
Very good, landshark.
Who wants to play?
>>3805494
Literally who cares
>>3805541
That's a good question, but thanks for the reply!
>>3805537
Used to be a huge metalhead back in the day. Nowadays it's all synth/vaporwave
>>3805538
>raises a finclaw
>>3805538
Me!
>>3805556
>>3805563
Well well you two, what would you like to play~?
Im around for the early morning for once and it seems like im missing nothing if I would have slept another 4 hours like normal
>>3805556
>Now it's all synth/vaporwave.
Somebody PLEASE KILL THIS MAN.
>>3805610
Go back to bed mimic
>>3805621
Once I have awoken I am unable to return peacefully to my slumber
>>3805610
Nobody would fault you for sleeping, you 40lb box of rape.
>>3805609
>the landshark stomped over to the curvy pinkhaired girl, eyeing her body as he did so. The beast made his intent known by nuzzling his snout into her neck, hot breath falling upon her skin. It wasn't an affectionate action, it was the work of one who knew fully well the lustful nature of such a thing. As this was happening, the Garchomp took the blunt end of his finclaw and began rubbing her tits through her shirt, more for her benefit than his own, as he had no feeling in that sharp bone.
>>3805619
(They'd only be doing me a favor. Amusingly enough, listening to vaporwave pretty much alienates me from almost all of humanity aside from those who listen to floral shoppe. Not another human soul is aware of vincent remember or F L R E S.)
>>3805633
I may just spend today googling images of chests for my folder which is 18 right now and that is the reason I kept from mimic raping the fuck out of things, but Jinx asked so kindly
>>3805647
Who are you again other than mimic?
>>3805647
It is time.
>>3805660
Im to lazy to post my card right now but its Lupin/JackO/Peko/Ranko
>>3805675
We can totally have more then one mimic but there isnt nearly enough nutrients around right now
>>3805642
You just fell for the trap
>The girl smiles at the shark, reaching into the back poctet on her jeans. With a now devilish grin she pulls out a master ball, the only one she would obtain unless she decided to cheat. She presses the button on the front to expand it to its normal size and after waiting a short moment she steps away from the Garchomp and reveals her master ball to him, only to toss it at his chest mere seconds later before he could escape.
>>3805697
>springing a master ball on the rapechomp
I think I love you.
V A P O R W A V E
https://youtu.be/k1M2i0670nA
>>3805552
I want Tenryuu to give me a titwank.
>>3805697
>>3805644
(Ehh, it's what it's tagged as in Bandcamp. Either that or other silly things like "future pop" or "future funk". I just use it as a catch-all umbrella term.)
>>3805697
>the beast had scant seconds to react, but there was really nothing he could do, PokeBall technology was something he never learned to counter, not since the day he was bred at the Pokemon Daycare to server his former trainer, trained to be the dominant champion that he was today. His time as a wild Pokemon was brief, but sweet. The memories he had being a free land shark, he would treasure always. As he disappeared in a flash of light into the Master Ball, he secret, in his heart of hearts, hoped that his new trainer would at least treat him more than just a tool.
>>3805697
DAMN
>>3805704
whoever called this vaporwave has never listened to vaporwave before
>>3805709
Well I'm here...
>>3805726
I don't unless macintosh 420 counts as vaporwave
I'm just a retarded memer so it's okay
>>3805726
That's a good thing then.
Kurisu is cute! CUTE!
>>3805747
>>3805739
Cute!
>Garchomp getting power bottom'd??
>>3805752
(Ohhh I didnt miss the maid for once)
>>3805773
I've only been here a few days... Sorry talking chest!
>>3805773
can i stick my dick in a chest?
>>3805753
Okay good, I'm not a complete retard
>>3805781
(You always show up after I sleep and leave before I wake up Rem so now im glad I woke up early)
>>3805787
You wouldnt be the first, who said the tendrils had to end in various forms of dicks and not something more receiving?
>>3805736
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
Here senpai. Get started. Blank Banshee is also a good starting point too but I just really like that album and I figured it'd be a better recommendation because weeb.)
>>3805798
somehow i doubt that
>>3805801
Well I'm sorry...
Good morning shitposters of the dead hours.
I come bearing headpats.
http://spotlight.pics/en/a/1393
what is the best coffee to change someones opinion that coffee is gross? black coffee?
>>3805813
Dont be sorry on my account, you do a good job while your here from what Ive read, though im not sure if you full lewded yet
>>3805821
Tried, got dropped every time.
>>3805816
Black is probably the worst you could go with as someone disliking coffee is very likely down to them not liking the taste of coffee itself for now, you want something lighter on coffee itself with a variance of flavour.
>>3805827
It happens, my fem ava's get dropped pretty regularly but you just gotta keep trying!
>Inspirational Mimic rumbling
>>3805714
>The time had come, the girl had a plan and it worked. She walked over to the ball as it slowly came to rest on the ground, not even a wiggle from the wild creature, but she expected that. She saved this master ball just for him. The question now was what to do after catching him, she held the ball up to the sky and gazed at it, contemplating her choices.
>>3805835
Man i hate that pumpkin spice latte coffee shit no thank you. I'll just stick to soda i suppose
>>3805843
Release it, RELEASE THE BEAST.
>>3805841
I do keep trying but then something stops it. Still going to keep going though.
>>3805845
Try a mocha.
I don't like coffee either desu senpai.
>>3805851
>Tempted Mimic sounds
You do start pretty late and during dead hours but If you want Rem to fall into the mimic trap...
>>3805866
I sadly don't have the time and only wanted to pop in for a moment.
>(The only coffee flavored I like was vanilla french roast or something like that. I was in the midst of fighting insomnia at college and I needed something to keep me alive that wasn't an energy drink.)
>>3805843
>Caught. It's been awhile since the Garchomp was inside the confined space of a Pokeball, and a rare, high-quality Master Ball at that, no less! Whatever the intent, the girl clearly planned this whole thing out. A clever girl after his own heart. Inside the sphere, the landshark Pokemon, thought about the future now. He had a trainer again. What would they do with him? How would they treat him? He was confident in his fighting abilities that whatever League they wished to enter, he could win them. He was bred and trained for such things after all. For whatever the future held, he waited.
>>3805873
Well its almost 8 for me right now, I normally wake up at 10 and I hope I can lewd you sometime Rem, good luck next time you here!
>>3805911
i didnt, only iced tea and hot cococa
maybe another time
>>3805879
>After what seemed like an eternity being trapped in a small Pokeball, there is finally a flash if light, and with it came Garchomp. She jad let him out, but not released him, into a small room that was rather plain. She giggles as she points to a large bed over to the side of the room.
That's your bed, my room has had this little side room for a while now and I never knew what to do with it. But maybe if someone actually treats you with some kindness and respect you won't terrorize innocent girls anymore! Or.. You'll end up terrorizing me but that's a risk I can take for the sake of all the other girls around here~
>>3805893
>she keeps all her pokeballs on a string like anal beads
>>3805951
>attempting to tame the rapebeast by teaching him how to love
C U T E
>>3805911
Years ago I mixed stupid shit with coffee like soda and stuff, worst thing I tried was Irn Bru with coffee.
Years later this shit happens http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/barista-invents-irn-bru-coffee-and-it-s-a-hit-1-3913939
>>3805953
HOT
>>3805951
>the Garchomp stretched himself out upon his release. He looked over at the bed the girl indicated and eyed it curiously, his former trainer usually kept him lock inside the PokeBall or forced him to sleep on the cold floor. This was certainly new The apprehensive creature looked back at her, then back at the bed, then back at her again. He kept his gazed locked on her as she explained her intent for him. His only response was a low growl of slight indignation and skepticism. If he could speak, he'd chastise her on whether or not she had enough badges to even begin to order him around. But, he could not. In any case, the bed looked comfortable enough, and he marched right over and laid on his side on it.
OK I FOUND BLACK COFFEE IT WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE THAN I CHECKED
ok should I put something in it or nah? Im too much of a nigger so prob nah
>>3806025
just eat the grounds right outta the bag
ded
>>3806079
THE DEADEST HOURS
>>3806079
We /deadhours/ now
post music
https://youtu.be/GlU-oBPiOJs
>>3806008
Oh hush with the growling mister. I know the room isn't the best but I'm sure we can work something out, you'll get a chance to help decorate but all I got right now is the bed, I was in a hurry!
>She happily skips over to the bed and sits on the very edge, glancing at him as he relaxes. She reaches a hand out and gently pats him on the head with a giggle.
Don't you worry buddy, I'll make sure you have a nice life here, nobody is gonna use you as a tool again, and over time you'll be a lovable cuddly shark bro once more! Now I just gotta think of a name.. Hmm.
>She sat there with a finger on her chin, an adorable look of contemplation on her face once more.
Aha! I'll call you Nibbles!
Fuck my ass.
>>3806105
Sure why not.
>>3806105
Well if your asking so nicely
>>3806105
Only if you promise you won't get mad.
>>3806104
>the beast's first instinctively reaction to her hand reaching out to him was to flinch. What had he done wrong already? The tensed up creature was brought to ease when all the girl did was give him a few pats. The Garchomp felt something strange in him, a sense of belonging, a sense of... warmth. It was faint, it was new, but it was something that intrigued him. The sensation grew a bit more as the girl continued to speak. As far as trainers went, he could do a lot worse really. She was incredibly charming and alluring at the same time. Before the landshark could bask in the pride of being a champion with a cause once more, and before he could begin to eye her with dark intent as he was wont to do with females he was attracted to, he was given a name. He was never actually named before. He was always simply "Garchomp". And now, the proud beast, bred and trained to be a winner, had a moniker that would cause all to quake in fear at the very mention of it, he would be... Nibbles.
(This is definitely a new development in Garchomp's story, one that, while unexpected, is not unpleasant. Unfortunate for me, it's 8 AM and I should probably sleep at some point. I hope you enjoyed yourself! Good night! I'll look forward to continuing Garchomp's, or rather Nibbles' life as Sonico's Pokemon!)
>>3806104
>rapechomp is now named Nibbles
Oh this keeps getting better and better.
>>3806104
I love his new nickname
>>3806146
I saved your reply, I'll be on the lookout for you Nibbles <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_xtFfiL1oc
>ERP is now host to the adventures of Super Sonico and her pokemon the rapechomp Nibbles
These threads are a magical place
>>3806186
The ultimate form of entertainment desu
>>3806104
Sera?
Morning everyone.
>>3806217
>kiss cheek
>>3806208
No.
>>3806217
Good morning Parsee
>>3806231
Ah, sorry then.
>>3806229
A-anon.
>>3806251
You will be sorry.
>Grabs the adorable elf by the waist and pulls her in close, showering her face in kisses.
>>3806250
How are you?
>>3806266
Whjhaaaaa, anon stop! I'll explode from too much love.
>>3806283
Not bad, and yourself this morning?
>>3806306
Heading to work even though I don't want to.
>>3806323
Aren't we all? Sorry about the weekend though. I waited like 40 minutes, and then something pulled me away for the rest of the night.
>>3806283
Shh!
>She kisses you again and smiles
You need lotsa love before work.
LF1M for hard mode dungeon run, need healer!
>>3806340
TSUNDERE PANCAKES DAMMIT!
>>3806335
It's fine. I came late so I deserved it. I should stop sleeping so late.
>>3806336
No I don't!
>>3806350
more interested in a small cute boy healer.
>>3806363
YES YOU DO
ALL THE LOVE
>>3806368
Beggars can't be choosers.
>>3806363
Eh, you did warn me that you were gaming, so it's not really your fault. It just didn't work out time wise.
>>3806381
If he wont choose you I will
>>3806411
<3
>>3806340
Who else even ERPs in games around here
>>3806420
I tried in Tera but never really found anybody to erp with.
And I used to bully subby faggots around in league.
>>3806457
Yeah, I did a bit in Tera as well, but if you don't like Elin, you're kind of shit out of luck
I ERP'd back on PSU..
>>3806461
also none of the males were really cute.
tfw no traps.
>>3806474
Apparently I was shit tier for rolling MAman but oh well.
Wildstar has too many Aurin with dicks. And Mordesh with dicks.
>>3806419
Hey! I'm the one with a cock around here!
>>3806484
>only race with females flat enough to roleplay a trap was Elin
>People would get really fucking mad if you were an Elin (male)
>Barely anybody wanted thick manlymen to fuck them, they were all after futas.
So fucking gay.
>>3806495
Too late!
You can deal with my musky cock.
Stuffed up under my medic outfit as I fly around and heal people all day, sweaty and hard just aching to be released~
>>3806496
It's actually a lot easier to find people who want a male, now. I've also seen more trap elin, which is nice if you're after that. Just yesterday I was doing a 3way rp with a couple elin and my HElf
>>3806496
I don't think there were many body sliders for Tera, right?
Still, futa can go suck a dick.
>>3806511
.. I-I have.. uhmm To go paint my dog.. and walk my fence
>Finger fucks their own asshole
>>3806546
Ah, well I uninstalled Tera last week.
>>3806548
Tera sliders were all on the face sadly.
Body editing was down to consumable items that were relatively rare.
>>3806554
>Rubs my dick against your cheek
>>3806562
Making money in the game is effectively a joke, especially when I've maxed out the only important crafting classes. It also helps that all my money went into my ninjas gear, so farming for cute dresses is relatively easy.
It boils down to about a month's worth of grinding to be able to steadily work things out
>>3806551
>The angel takes your hand in hers and pulls it towards her crotch, letting you feel the growing bulge beneath the strip of fabric that hangs from her armor.
Why don't you come here and help me instead~
>>3806569
>Gives you a sucky sucky
>>3806562
Yeah, I think one of the most reliable ways to get one was login rewards?
And while it sucks that the new classes are gender/race locked, you can't say they don't know what they're doing.
Still, Chest+3 HElves, goddamn.
>>3806573
>Naturally she runs her hand up and down the growing bulge, stroking it ever so gently as her cheeks light up with a powerful crimson. Her palm and fingers just dancing along the fabric ever so tight around the swelling member
... I-I... I have to go soon.. Can this be quick?..
>>3806599
>Smooches cheek
>>3806575
>I grasp your head in my hands and gently lead you along my little brown dick, my hairless balls occasionally meeting your chin as your lips slide along my shaft.
>>3806572
I was pretty awkward and didn't really know how to go about asking people if they wan sum fuck so I just didn't whisper anybody.
I also felt shitty about having no cute outfits while all the erpsluts were dolled out already.
>>3806581
I never really got a body editing item.
I started playing Tera when it went F2P with a bunch of friends (I was playing a female castanic tank) and they all quit after a week.
When I tried again it just got boring.
>>3806632
Well, if you're planning on playing again ever, just post. I'm always here, anyway. I'd even say to join the /vg/ guild, but most of them don't erp anymore. In all honesty, my favorite type of rp was usually the one where the other player was either so nervous/horny they could barely manage to type correctly.
>>3806599
>She gives of a devilish smirk, slowly removing her armor and clothing, leaving her with nothing but her skin tight sheer stockings. As she finally frees her cockit springs to life and the smell hits your nose harder then anything has before.
Quick? I don't know dear, that all depends on you~
>>3806632
I may or may not reinstall it, but ehhhh.
I might want to start doing more with my catboy on w*
>>3806618
>Smooches butt cheek
>>3806683
>As the smell slaps her nose she shivers, letting out an audible gasp to the unaudible smell, her face pushes it's way to the thick, swelling cock and without wait she shoves the sweaty, slick head into her mouth. The smell only getting stronger as the taste adds to the pallet of senses being overwhelmed by cock, and only cock. Her tongue swings around the head and licks and tastes it all around, sighing as she takes inch after inch more in her greedy little mouth
Hey, cute little brown succubutt, why don't you come over my way <3
>>3806632
>Stares at you and sucks
>>3806708
Mmf!
>She was shocked slightly by how cock hungry you were, almost instantly settling down with her hands gripping at your hair. She wiggles her hips and holds your face firmly against her soft skin as you deep throat, keeping you from backing out once you have begun. She bites her bottom lip and gazes down at you, eyes glazed over with lust.
>>3806217
(>pats butt)
>>3806738
>nuts in your mouth
>>3806707
>>3806671
honestly at this point I don't really feel like playing MMOs unless I have a friend to start/play with, because fuck is it boring alone.
>>3806730
I'm not putting it in your butt man, that's gay and against the job description.
>>3806765
I never said stick it in silly.
Well, not there at least..~
>The cute boy lays out on his side, slowly propping his upper body up with one hand. The other hand he uses to point to his mouth, lips glistening with saliva as he slowly rolls his tongue around them.
>>3806758
>She pushes her own face forward as you hold her still, making sure to take every little bit of your huge, thick cock, gagging slightly as it hits the back of her tight, wet throat, the wet spit lubing the thick member as it begins to fill her throat, her eyes rolling back as she's in complete heaven
>>3806730
Who is this Fluid Druid?
>>3806730
Baby won't you come my waaayyy
Got something I want to sayyyyy
>>3806801
(I thought we were just kidding around.)
>>3806781
(Not really feeling it right now.)
>>3806826
(I was, but then I was like, fuck it, see if you'd be interested)
By the way, what race did you play in Tera?
>>3806853
Fem castanic (warrior tank), Elin Reaper (when I tried playing again) and an Amani Berserker.
>>3806792
Mmh.. What a good girl. But this isn't what I had in mind babe. Get it nice and lubed, I'm gonna split that ass in two~
>As she says this she entwines her fingers with your hair, starting to thrust her hips while holding your head still. She moans out quietly, her balls slapping your chin.
>>3806860
B-but that sounds hard! .. And I'll be heading out soon
>>3806879
Damn DMG, always teasing and leaving.
My balls aren't gonna turn a darker shade of blue at this point.
>I'm expecting to leave any second now. Sorry if I stop replying but I said I don't have much time!
>>3806875
>At every little smack of her chin she hums in harmony, the thick cock lodged deep in her throat as she tightens in a bit again and again, stroking your cock deep inside her as she raises an eyebrow
>>3806885
I want you all worked up so the cum is that much sweeter
https://youtu.be/mYTf8f6Ob6w
>>3806912
I swear, next time you are around I'm gonna destroy you.
I'm not even trying to be all cute and trappy anymore.
>>3806912
>>3806943
That's what I want! I want you so angry and pent up you hold me down and use me as your own personal fuck hole!
>>3806950
BIRD BUTT
>>3806950
>She's leaving
You're a special kind of stupid arent you.
>>3806957
Gah! Well that's what you're gonna get then you.. You cunt! Yeah that's right, I called you a cunt!
>>3806959
Never heard of a tease, anon?~
Yo I'm about to roast that bird butt~
Brb fucking killing myself
>>3806965
Cute.
>>3806988
Nobody cares.
>>3806997
Hey little.. Bunny? Yeah!
Yeah, I am cute. I try my best!
>>3806965
I'll be your cunt sweetie~
>>3806965
Anon you don't want none of that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b80RtmjeFa
>>3807038
Mmf.. Fine fine, I can wait.. For you.
>>3807067
B-Bane?
>>3807062
>>3807062
I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY
>>3807090
You like my little footpussy daddy?
>>3807101
>>3807117
Please daddy, doesn't it feel great between my feet?
>>3807139
I w-would massage those
So am I on a watchlist now or what.
>>3807139
Fiiine. Do it quick though I have work to do.
>>3807185
Best not be who I think you are senpai.
>>3807193
Just messing you around DMG.
>>3807201
That wasn't DMG you little turd.
>>3807217
Oh, right.
Just I linked it straight to DMG and he responded "THIS IS NOT OKAY" and he's working right now.
Sorry bud.
>>3807201
Literally who?
>>3807236
You hate me.
I wanna kms.
>>3807252
Some bratty as fuck faggot I knew that plays healer in WoW on a private server.
>>3807255
I don't hate anybody dumb bum.
>>3807284
I love you :(
<3
>>3807317
I love boypussy.
>>3807343
>we will never have an Isabelle
it's a sad existence we live
>>3807358
THEN FUCK ME
Ahhhhhh~
>>3807101
Tewi stop being lewd
>>3807366
D-Don't be upset mayor! I'm right here see!
>The small dog frantically hops out of her seat and scurries out from behind the main desk, bouncing up and down while widly flailing her arms to get your attention.
I'm right heeeerreeee!! No need for a sad existence!
I'm seriously about to fucking kill myself holy shit it just keeps happening and happening and it only gets worse
>>3807377
Fucking nasty
>>3807377
Get the fuck out
>>3807367
I just watched a boar get lured into a gator by some tourists and the other boars looked on in horror, one uselessly going up to it as it was being dragged away trying to comfort it.
I'm not in the mood rn.
>>3807395
Whats up?
>>3807395
Good luck, we're right behind you.
>>3807395
Paul, now isn't the time to be upset. Juat whip out your cock and start fucking imaginary waifus in this thread like normal people do.
>>3807358
>>3807284
Just some other bratty fuck.
>>3807422
this
t b h
>>3807453
ripe for the raping
>>3807343
Good dog.
>>3807424
"Treatment is simple. Great cuck Lord Dominator is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."
>>3807453
>>3807391
>The man looks dully to the side with half lidded eyes, an absolute blank expression on his face. His lack of reaction is short lived but not any less concerning as he smiles dumbly
Ha. Nice try, you're not Isabelle. You're a hallucination...
>>3807477
>>3807495
Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Lord Dominator.”
>>3807486
Mayor! I am not a hallucination!
>She stomps a foot on the floor and bites the man on the leg, not hard enough to hurt but hard enough to snap him out of his walking daydream.
>>3807521
Ahhhhhh~
>>3807529
Uh, thanks I guess.
>>3807515
Yeah, I've heard that joke before
>>3807515
>>3807495
>>3807477
>>3807569
>massages your feet
>>3807521
Ow...
>With a groggy whine, he lazily retracts his leg before bringing a hand up to wipe at his eyes, where he then proceeds to perform a double take
Isabelle...? Isabelle! You're... you! And you're here!
>>3807479
I want to impregnate the chicken
>>3807477
LITTLE
>>3807614
BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE
>>3807614
GREEN
>>3807614
BROWN GIRLS ARE THE BEST
>>3807623
ALIENS
>>3807623
ARMY MAN
>>3807614
PIG, LITTLE PIG
>>3807593
Uh.. Yeah, I'm always here mayor! What's gotten into you today??
>She rushes back to her seat behind the main desk and spins in her chair once or twice before resting her hands on the desk.
Also, long time no see! You haven't wandered into town hall in quite a while.. Didja take a vacation?
TODOKETE
>>3807712
>massages your feet
>>3807712
Cute!
>>3807712
>Pisses on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthS7F9KgcE
>>3807693
I... Yeah, that's right! A vacation. Mhm.
>He idly looks around the office, twiddling his thumbs as he allows his eyes to wander back towards Isabelle sat at her desk, scratching at his head and hesitating slightly before speaking
Did I... miss anything? Anything I need to be updated on?
>>3807716
Don't you have some work to do?
>>3807723
Am not
(I want to lick the freckles off a girl's cute body)
>>3807827
The only work I have today is massaging your feet.
>>3807827
Yes you are, cute as a button!
>>3807764
Oh piss anon.
Maybe someday you'll find that one special ava.
>>3807857
I have that Jinx ava!
And there is Miku <3
>>3807849
I want to lick your neck
>>3807764
Kill yourself alpha
>>3807932
I can't do that, I would die if I did.
>>3807852
Really? Well if it is you'd better do a good job.
>>3807853
Your not just saying that so I won't reap your soul are you?
![3f0f76edfdc7bc19ea64ee85aa77568c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lRDzsKO.jpg "3f0f76edfdc7bc19ea64ee85aa77568c[1].png")
>>3807849
Freckles don't work like that.
Yawn.
