Erp Thread
Hump day edition
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>>3787757
Hump me day.
First for Nazi bunnies when?
>>3793991
Big smokem peace pipe... if you know what I mean. ;)
>50 eliminations and 9 deaths in one game
I am the edge
The edge is me.
>>3794052
never ever <3
Xth for trauma.
>>3794052
(I can swear there was a Tewi pic with her dressed as a Nazi but I can't find it.)
>>3793936
>immediately, she squeezes her thighs together, to conceal the wetness dripping from her nethers.
L.. Look! We can go sleep with everyone else. It'll be much better than whatever you're planning!
>>3794043
Even if I told you to?
>>3794052
>>3794051
Give me the Dr. P Kurisu
>>3793949
Well a lot of people here are fucked up, sure, I won't argue that. But we all have our individual manias.
>>3794150
>Kurisu gives the boat the Dr. P
>>3794165
I meant fuck me not give me a soda enema
>>3794150
I get quite a bit of social anxiety while having DPD.
It ain't a good combo.
Xth for feeling empty...guess i will stop rping until I'm done with tests..
(Alright then. Yoruichi it is then.)
>Mei.
>>3794201
If you're feeling empty just find a nice thick cock to fill you up!~
>>3794185
The possibility of you getting to fuck Kurisu is the possibility of you pissing on Ryona.
>>3794096
Nth for can I finally impregnate this cat?
>>3794096
Oh hey, its Blaze the Cat.
Hey, lemme ask you, who would you rather fuck, Sonic or Silver?
>>3794223
Nah..I like to fuck..not being fucked.
>>3794073
what game? Overwatch?
>>3794254
Hi Alpha
>>3794254
Well you're gonna be feeling empty til you get filled.
>>3794230
Stone cold.
>>3794260
Yep. The long road of suffering 1000+ games because I want shiny gold guns. And then 1000 more because I want shiny gold shuriken.
I want to impregnate Tewi. And Tenryuu.
>>3794299
Y-you can get golden guns in overwatch?
>>3794124
Hey, I like having my dick!
...And stay out of my save file!
>>3794044
Ahuhu...I'm nothing if not gentle, anon!
Now, what would you like?
>>3794117
Hehe, did I strike a nerve? Don't fight it anon, just let it feel good~
>she pinches both of your nipples firmly, practically feeling them throb between her fingers
Just fuck my shit up senpai
I will begin the ritual of summoning. When I am done, a fearsome doomguard will appear!
Or a cute succubus. Actually, hoping for the cute succubus.
>>3794096
Never? I guess I'll just need to break you down first~
>>3794102
>That feel when no nazi pics
>>3794134
Who is this cute little thing?
>>3794201
Hope you feel better soon
And good luck on the tests
>>3794322
Yeah, you have to win 300 games in competitive mode to get one golden weapon. The best part is you being in a 30+ minute game down to 2-2 for each team and then someone on your team leaves and you're forced to take a loss.
>>3793941
Alright, how's this for confident?
>Grinning, the human leans in to pull the spidergirl in by her ass, pressing a kiss against her fanged lips. As well as dipping her a little~
>>3794373
Goin afk now but I still want all those (you)s
>>3794300
>tfw no Kancolle x Touhou crossover where Tewi and I make out with hearts in our eyes while getting fucked
Hey there. I hear I'm being called for around here?
>>3793936(Miku)
>Aladdin puts his hand behind his head, laughing nervously. He takes a step back, hands at his sides.
Sorry, i guess i should have asked before i approached. Your so pretty Miku, even if your not as big as the other girls.
>>3794300
This desu
>>3794299
>Playing the biggest meme game on the market
Its the LoL of shooters for certain. Low skill ceiling. Savage Resurrection is out in early access, go play that instead.
>>3794341
I uhm....I'm not sure! What do you like doing with your humans? I'm sure I'd enjoy it regardless ^^;;
>>3794244
about that... :^)
>>3794373
Pfft, good luck <3
>>3794240
H-how would you do that, anyway?
>>3794348
>Banging fists on desk
Doomguard, doomguard, doomguard
>>3794328
Hmmhmhmhm
>Hacks save file
Oooh, I have a better Idea!
>Gives self 999 stats
>>3794379
>300 wins
Nevermind, that sounds like your problem, good luck!
>>3794444
Ew, a dirty Shadaze shipper. I will say good day to you sir.
>>3794408
No niggers.
>>3794018
Y-You think so..?
>Her expression softened up slightly as she crossed her arms
I'm sure it'll happen! If not, you have an excuse to try again, right~?
>>3794024
>Feeling him shake his head beneath her, she smiled devilishly as she shifted up off of him, holding the spunk above his head for agonizing seconds before moving it to her mouth and sucking up the goo, gulping it down audibly
Ah, but if it had spring onions in it it'd taste better~
>>3794043
No no...Well, yes, but I'm used to it!
>She ducked beneath a wandering prop and its handler as she walked the winding backstage with her fan, around corners and sidestepping more props
Not too much farther though, I promise.
>>3794089
You like that? I bet such a fan loves Miku's dick most of all, huh~?
>She brushed her hand through his hair and gripped it tightly, her length throbbing between his lips with each bob of his head
>>3794405
>Not wanting the better bunny.
>>3794348
This always makes me smile but sorry Nini, I'm not really up for playing tonight.)
>>3794408
>a thundering crash marked the arrival of the land shark beast behind the dark skinned woman, then the sound of lumbering footsteps made apparent the approach. If that wasn't enough to get her attention, the monster let out a low, lecherous growl. As he marched ever closer, his eyes eyed her body, very nice and curvy and pleasing to his sense of sight.
>>3794433
>(early access
nope.wmv)
>>3794455
(It's a very special kind of hell that I make somewhat bearable by spamming "Why are you so angry?" with each kill as Lucio)
>>3794474
it was only a prank bro
also
>even implying that silver is suitable
shittaste my man
>>3794405
My folder needs more heart pupils, good point.
>>3794300
Same time? One after the other?
>>3794419
>His words caused her to press her index fingers together as her rather emotive hair relaxed, a timid expression on her face
Eh? You think I'm pretty? ..But of course, I'm an idol for more than my singing after all! Haha!
>In a split second her timidness turned to confidence
>>3794522
the best lucio voice line to be honest
>>3794444
by fucking you hard, and cumming inside, that would be how I impregnate you~
getting you to let me do so is the hard part....
>>3794523
Well, I ship you with Sonic. Sad, but hey. We're in an ERP thread.
>>3794537
Just that I want to impregnate both. Whoever's up for it.
>>3794482
so.... even if you don't get pregnant...... you're going to let me try again..... is there something you're not telling me? Did you WANT someone to get you pregnant all this time?
>>3794520
(D'aw, all right. Have a good night. Hope to catch you again soon.)
>>3794455
>Encrypts his save file before the Braxien can fuck it up further. He's already glitching out slightly.
And no transferring yourself in!
>>3794444
Say what you will about the pairing, it's some good art
>>3794477
Bit racist, isn't it?
>>3794522
(Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Away beast! Bad Garchomp! No bestiality! (Sorry. It just isnt my thing.))
>>3794341
A-Aah~!
>He can't stop the desperate cry escaping his lips as you pinch his nipples, his body bucking against the threads constraining him
Nooo, I can't give in like thiiiisss~!
>>3794522
Excuses. The game is already built, it's a complete remake of Savage. Enjoy your hitscan 20 tick garbage that'll get stale in a month because of the lack of skill development. At least it has memes
>>3794576
F A S T
>>3794569
B-but is that even possible? I'm a completely different... species than you
>>3794617
>I shipped shadaze all through my sonic phase
I-I mean, it's shit!
(also yeah that artist is really good. Used to know him off of Flipnote Hatena of all things)
>>3794520
(Rest up and feel better succubus!)
>>3794585
I'd indulge you if I was actually going to be around, you'd have more luck with the bun if she'll spread her legs instead of impart Muslim related news.
>>3794131
Yes. I don't like hurting people...
>>3794482
>Following Miku, he looked around at the various props as they came by them
Okay Miku. I don't think i've ever been backstage before.
>>3794544
(I punched out a Reinhardt and hit him with a "Why are you so angry?" and he cussed me out in match chat. It was great.)
>>3794620
(rip
I respect your decision and am reminded that I need a vanilla avatar.)
>>3794629
>(excuses
I have nothing but.)
>>3794620
It sure is you spear-chucking porch monkey. Now go climb back into a tree where you belong.
>>3794660
I'll jerk one out to your tits instead then!
>>3794658
are you sure it won't work?~
I mean, you're practically just a human with magic powers and fur, I think you'd get pregnant for sure.....
>>3794711
Have fun then, lewd boy.
>>3794585
I would but some jerks have been dickheads the last two days if anything looks like it's starting.
>>3794678
>(bisexual
...
Yeah i think I'm just gonna go. Dunno if I'll be back later.)
>>3794756
You can bet I will. Thank you!
>>3794768
(Good plan.)
>>3794768
That's enough to make you leave?
>>3794768
So that's a no then...
>>3794793
(Apparently so XD
>>3794658
(Totally. He does a good Amy. Not sure if he's done Rouge at all though.)
>>3794185
My fault!
>>3794768
>2015+1
>Not doing cute boys as a Garchomp.
Come on Jiro.
>>3794768
Didn't have to be a cunt about it dude.
>>3794768
Good luck with overwatch grinding.
>>3794758
Learn to ignore it. LD is the only person who deserves all the shit he gets flung at him. You did your shit but you're repentant.
I liked your Tewi before your break you know, I almost lewded you with Solaire. Just take it easy.
>>3794778
Here's more for you.
>>3794768
Did you get triggered by someone being bi near you?
Everyone's so pent up today.
Everyone should be happy like me and Iowa! Be a lewd boat and smile!
>>3794768
Jiro why do you always get so weird whenever people mention wanting to put things up your ass? Is there some deeper issue that we're unaware of?
>>3794826
(He's done a little of Rouge. Most of it is really just Sonic himself)
>>3794746
I-it's not like I've tried to find out! Ask Amy....!
>>3794860
It's not even that they're giving me shit, it's that they're giving people shit for wanting to do stuff with me that's bothering me.
>>3794856
That's fair, I don't really care, but I just thought it was odd that that triggered him more than the people who want him to kill himself.
>>3794909
All I know is I want to fuck your little bunny brains out.
>>3794909
That wouldn't stop me, I mean it hasn't stopped me, even before you took your break. Those of us that want to play with you aren't going to stop just because of who you are outside of the character.
>>3794909
I doubt many people will care.
>>3794918
Has anyone actually told him to kill himself to his face though? All the Jiro suicide shitposting always seems to happen when he's not around.
>>3794768
You show those filthy degenerates bud
#HeterosexualPrideDay
No guy on guy unless both parties agree to say no homo at the end!
>>3794909
Well fuck them too. The people who get shit on for wanting to do stuff with you will not give a shit if you let them get balls deep in that bun cunt.
>>3794543
Definitely!
>He laughs with her, happy to see her cheer up. He walks back up to her, examining her pigtails.
Hey whats with your hair? It feels like its alive with the way it moves around like that.
>>3794605
If I didn't want it I wouldn't have let you do it the first time, idiot!
>She huffed and tightened her crossed arms
>>3794131
>She swiftly sprung forward and shut her up with a kiss as she tugged her garment down further, her eyes glancing downward at the dripping
Sleep with everyone else? Go on, I'm listening. It's not like I want to bend you over or anything~
>>3794667
>She spontaneously picked up the top hat from a passing-by rack and twirled it playfully as they approached a dressing room that had "VOCALOID 01" in digital font letters on the front star then opened the door for him with a wink
Come on in Ruka~
>>3794883
mmmm, already asked Amy, she's got herself a beautiful daughter from a human
so.... how about you?
>>3794942
I don't know, I guess not.
>>3793940
>his cheeks turn a rosy pink as she nuzzles against him.
w-well, anyone would be nice to you, you know? and.. you're my favorite pokemon after all! i'm not really that cute...
>he hugs her tight, happy at her kind words.
>>3793941
>he falls into her comfy embrace with a pleasant smile.
wow, this is the comfiest hug i've ever had! a-and... thank you...
>>3794856
>straightfag
>has ERP'd with Sponty twice
No, I think there's something deeper to why he reacted that way then just not wanting to be bi.
>>3794931
>>3794937
>>3794941
>>3794968
You don't have to be so nice about it...
I just feel bad that people get given shit because of me and it messes with my mood y'know?
>>3794971
... you look so cute when you're angry~
>>3794968
>you let them get balls deep in that bun cunt
Tenryuu is the best. <3
>>3794909
I generally don't care though Tewi is the worst bunny, and annoying as fuck to fight.
>>3795016
Understandable, but I haven't cared in the slightest ever since people started this shit with you back when you first played Annie. I don't care tewi, and the others don't either.
Theme night when we exclusively rp with cringe art of our avas when?
>>3795003
I-I can't take care of a kid when I have to guard the Sol Emeralds...
>>3795016
I understand. But I think there's ample evidence that getting to plow you and make your toes curl outweighs some retards shitposting.
>>3795016
That's understandable. I guess at worst you can do private sessions or something if you can't handle your partners get shitposted?
The whole point is to throw you off after all, so at least this way you and the anons are still having a good time?
>>3795042
>annoying as fuck to fight
Then wouldn't it be therapeutic to hatefuck the bun?
hi
>>3794442
I for one, enjoy tying up my humans and riding them until they cry for mercy :9
...But only if they're into it too of course!
>>3794628
Ahuhu~ Of course you can, dear! I promise it'll feel really good if you do, so don't be embarassed...
>>3795010
Any time :>
Hi, ERP.
I shoved 3,000 dicks up my ass today.
>>3795109
Are you also the Rach-nee spooder I was drooling over yesterday?
>the Retarded MailMare hits the door, then the wall, then the fence, then the barndoors, then the posts, and finally she hits the Windows, breaking them and allowing her to enter
Hi.
So some anon told me to say hi and tell you about my day...so today I watched the whole of Gokai Rangers, then I praised my waifu Aoi-Tan, then after that I took a quick nap, then after thaaat, I watched some anime...Its name escapes me at the moment...
>>3794909
>>3795016
Tewi is the cutest bunny.
>>3795094
well you won't be alone, you know I'll be there to help
that or... you can just outright give her to me..... and you'd never have to bother..... but you don't want to do that, right?
>>3795016
That's understandable. I don't get much shitposting when I'm actually on Tenryuu so I can't relate, but I dunno how some avas deal with it doing their thing while crap happens around 'em. They have my respect.
All I can suggest is keep trying your best. We've all made mistakes and have done stupid things, but remember the golden rule of /erp/: At least you're not Paul.
>>3795037
<3
I'm off for worky times, see all you lovely people tonight.
>>3795010
>Her tail wagging happily, she leans her head up to look at anon
Shshshsh, you're cute and you just don't know it! You don't only look cute, you act cute too!
>She hops up into the air, high enough to meet anon at head level, where she pecks him on his nose with her lips before falling back down.
>>3795177
Have a good day!
>>3795013
I wonder if there's any armchair psychologists here interested in finding out why LD, Nue, and Jiro are so fucked in the head.
>>3795177
Bye boat lady. Hope your day goes well.
>>3795109
But, but I... Aahnn, it feels too gooooddd~
>>3795177
Have a good day~
>>3794969
>The idol paused and raised her index finger with a raised eyebrow
I don't have any clue what you're talking about! Do your twintails...
>She caught her mistake and bent forward to examine him closely
...Braids not move with your mood?
>>3795026
Now -you're- the one treating the situation casually!
>She stuck out her tongue in her continued huff
...Keep this a secret for now, okay?
>>3794971
Coming now Miku.
>He looked at the letters before entering the dressing room with Miku. Ruka couldn't believe that he stood in Miku's dressing room with the famous vocaloid herself
>>3795231
Armchair psychologists implies they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I don't want to hear some quacks theory about shitposting.
>>3795231
Atleast LD is underage so there is still plenty of time for him to change.
>>3795261
>Gives onee-chan a smooch to the cleavage before leaving
>>3795264
>This stupid idol too I guess
>>3795251
>>3795217
Thank you thank you, bye for reals now~
>>3794971
You think I'll just bend over for you like that?
.. Fine, just don't do anything weird.
>she turns around and bends over, soon reaching the floor and getting onto all-fours. Her tail covers between her butt-cheeks, however.
>>3794667
What if someone gets hurt if you don't hurt someone..?
>>3795261
>Pets the Tatsuta
>>3795231
Sign me up too.
>>3794408
Big siiiiiiissss~!!!!
>>3795264
oh, yeah... I will, you'll still dance for me when you're belly is big right?~
alright guys, say hi HG for me
>>3795109
>he awkwardly relents from the hug and stands around for a moment.
w-well if that's all you need, i suppose i should get out of your way.
>>3795203
don't say such embarrassing th-
>his sentence is cut off as Braixen hops up and plants a little kiss on his nose. he recoils a bit in surprise, eyes wide and blush intensifying. he covers his nose with his hands, obviously flustered.
d...don't do such embarrassing things either!
>he casts his eyes to the side and mumbles in a hushed tone.
e-even if i don't mind too much...
>>3795231
REAL FUCKING WARNING HOURS
DON'T READ THIS SHIT.
my dad had fucking fetish/body modification porno mag when I was a kid that I snuck a look at it
and one page had a girl that prolapsed her ovaries, they were just hanging out of her cunt.
I don't fucking know why this was in a porno mag.
>>3794883
(Either way he does some nice asses~)
>>3795231
Honestly LD just seems like your typical kid who spends all their time shitposting on 4chan the whole fake relationship thing probably didn't help.
>>3795332
Mystery solved
Now let's find out what messed Jiro up so much.
Greetings foul denizens, you have been blessed, blessed by my presence, despite how short it may last! I had a great day because it is impossible to have anything but the best day as a person of my caliber! Huhuhu!
What's /ERP/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8qp992Dssk
>>3795337
Anon.
>>3795316
(About damn time. I was beginning to think id never get to do with you.)
Hey, little brother. Why aren't you with Kisuke? I thought I asked him to look after you?
>>3795332
>fucking fetish
Sex is my number one fetish as well.
>>3795377
That's an easy one, you have no face or name so you try and compensate by having an outlandish personality.
>>3795339
Can I get a summary the whole LD thing? Kinda new to these threads and I thought he seemed ok [aside from their lack of actually doing anything in here] until he sperged the fuck out the other day..
>>3795366
>Hugs
>>3795416
Bait, coming soon to a theater near you.
>>3795366
>nasheed music in the background
>>3795392
I swear like a sailor when I'm ooc/casual/stressed.
>>3795416
LD got involved with DMG, posted DMG's face and dick in the thread a few days after they fell out over DMG playing a character LD didn't like in Overwatch.
>>3795379
(Sorry, I had to go for a bit!)
Big sis I'm a grown man, I don't need to be watched~
>hugs right to her, nuzzling her side
I missed you SOOOO much! So happy to have you here!
>>3795445
I apologize, it was a bad joke.
>>3795323
But I already did!
They pelted me with ice cubes...
>>3795331
Hmmm...what if you didn't mind it at all?~ Hiya!
>She starts hopping up and down repeatedly, assaulting him with peck after peck on his recoiling body
I'm going to keep kissing you until you like it!
>>3795445
>LD broke up over a fucking video game
This just keeps getting better and better
>>3795465
No worries we all make bad jokes.
My parents made a really bad one the day I was born.
>>3795264
Of course not! Hair doesn't move like that.
>He wraps his braid around his hand, rubbing it as he speaks.
Is that like some kind of idol power? I could see how that would be useful on stage.
>>3795445
>fell out over DMG playing a character LD didn't like in Overwatch
It's like I'm really in 5th grade.
>>3795485
It's okay. At least you aren't black.
>>3795437
>>3795417
O-Oi, OI! Cut it out with the peculiar music, and do not touch me, or I will melt you with precision that has not been seen in this plane of existence!
>>3795445
The whole thing was started by game? Really?
>>3795265
>Still not entirely convinced he was a boy, Miku eyed him curiously from behind as he entered her room before following after him. It was very messy for a dressing room, with various costumes strewn about and some clothes here and there, with a metal pole curiously placed in the center. With a casual stretch Miku walked over to a desk and smiled brightly at him
Would you like to have something signed, hm~?
>>3795293
>She couldn't help but laugh at her feigned eagerness as she walked up to the Anubu in the doggy position and hovered over her, the heat from her futa cock radiating against her butt cheek
It's not like I want you to move your tail, buuut....
>>3795291
>doesn't have cleavage
>pouts
Y-You too, I guess.
>>3795322
That's an embarrassing request even for a fan that knocked me up!
...Okay fine, I will~
>>3795493
>Like clockwork, her twintails fidgeted as she thought his question over
I've just always been like this, I guess! Producer says it's cute!
>>3795518
Magical explosions can't melt calcium bones Megumin.
>>3795531
The sad thing is no. LD posted DMG's dick in here before and the retard took him back for whatever reason.
>>3795458
>Yoruichi let out a sigh before a smile broke out on her lips. A hand came up and ruffled his hair.
I've missed you too. So, you been doing anything fun lately?
>>3795531
>Pets the Gert
>>3795100
Nah I rather breed Reisen.
>>3795559
so DMG is an idiot, we already knew that.
>>3795566
Don't touch me, I'm FLUFFIN hungry
>>3795555
(so, can we skip a little, to when she uses the pregnancy test?)
>>3795598
>Gives a candy bar.
>>3795598
Fwuffy wan skettis?
>>3795100
This is true touhou wisdom. Absolute enjoyment of the games comes from the highest difficulty. Not for the rush of satisfaction when(if) you finally do it, but frantically mashing that character's name right next to "mindbreak" in your exhentai searchbar.
>>3795564
>He hummed happily as she smiled back, rubbing his head into her palm
Hm, fun~? Well.... I have been ah... exploring myself with some nice girls, shall we say?
>Wiggles a bit
None as pretty as you though!
Maybe for Iowa's 4th of July 'present' I'll finally play Kongou.
>>3795293
>>3795555
(Sorry but i realize its way past my bed time and i have work later. Miku, would it be cool with you if i wrote down your post so we can pick it up again tomorrow maybe?)
>>3795623
Hope you do more than use britbong memes like the last one that tried.
>>3795556
Both the explosion and the caster is faulty if they cannot chew through the simplest of materials as brittle bone!
>>3795531
GERT! So nice to see you again and
>>3795598
>so DMG is an idiot
... O-oh.. I'll get back to my sad corner
>>3794395
Mmmnh~!
>caught by surprise at first, Muffet quickly eases into the kiss
Goodness... That's more like it!
>She returns the favor with a kiss of her own, pulling herself into you with her abundance of arms
>>3795129
Nope! Good taste though
>>3795252
That's better... Tell me anon, have you ever climaxed by touching your nipples before? I'm quite curious~
>>3795331
No need to rush off, dear. You could always stick around... Pun intended ;;)
>>3795614
Oh boy. FLUFFIN candy, it's not like I FLUFFIN live in a SHISHland of candy.
>the green-head extends her hand to the candy and grabs it, swinging her arm to throw it away
>>3795616
Eat one of the 'girl"s DIPPER.
>>3795478
>he holds his hands in front of him and shuts his eyes, trying his best to hold off Braixen's assault of kisses, but to no avail.
n-noo! noooo! don't!
>with every peck, he shuts his eyes tighter and his face turns a deeper shade of red. in secret, he truly enjoyed Braixen's kisses a lot but was far too shy to admit it.
this is much too embarrassing! i don't deserve your kisses!
>>3795555
>her tail swing to the side and pats up Miku's side.
Hmmph. Hmmmphh.
Just do whatever, I don't care anymore!
>the fluffy tail repeatedly, harmlessly hits at Miku's side some more.
>>3795655
YEAH! GO CRY NERD!
>>3795655
heeey DMG~
do you still have a pregnant belly or?.....
>>3795655
And remember not to tuck and turn your DIPPER in that corner, you dirty SLUM
>>3795641
There was another?
And anyway, 'britbong' would not apply. This is the north of England we're talking about, not London.
So uncultured, dess.
>>3795659
>Keeping his hands on her rear, he continued fondling and groping over the surprisingly plump spiderbutt.
>But that soon paused, so he could slip his hands under her dress, to try and pull it up a bit to expose her more!
Mmh... Glad to hear I'm on the right track!
>>3795655
>Drags you out of the sad corner
No you don't!
>>3795665
Shhh, I think you deserve them!
>She lands once more, and prepares herself for an especially big jump
Mrrr...How about this!
>Leaping up to the air, she wraps her arms around his neck and shoves her lips directly against his
Mgh!
>>3795631
(It's fine, we'll continue whenever you can. Hope you had fun, later!)
>>3795605
(Tonight? Well okay, go ahead.)
>>3795672
Ahaha, it's like an obedient doggy!
>She cooed and petted the anubis girl's head gently with a grin while using her other hand to grab that tail and yank it a couple times
>>3795716
Are you DMG?
>>3795677
Stay mad~
>>3795679
Hmm? Do you like puffed out, round pregnant tummies then?~
>>3795682
Hey! Last time I had my "dipper" out you loved it! Remember?~
>>3795726
But.. That corner is cozy...
>>3795716
Off to a good start, at least.
They posted for like a day or two at most, you're safe.
>>3795651
Can you make me a vest that explodes then?
>>3795727
(It was very fun so far. See you soon and have a nice evening!)
>>3795727
uhhh, so, what were the results Miku?.... are you... pregnant?
>>3795728
I never touched Waifu boat sim. I asked if there was a Canadian boat because I thought that would be funny. But other then that I don't even know what the boat things are from
>>3795655
I want to glaze your face and tits in my cum. And real Steel Ball Run together.
>>3795738
I WILL stay mad until I rape you!
>>3795716
Please treat my wifeship well
Can someone explain to me why everyone puts up with that germanophile faggot? I've never seen him do a single thing of value in these threads, yet he's treated like a celebrity amongst some of the older avatars.
>>3795738
You keep talking like that and I'll force you to drink one of my pee bottles.
>>3795622
I see. Well, it's to be expected, I suppose. You are the head of the Shihoin clan.
>She looked at Yushiro and spoke.
So you did some self exploration? Care to tell me more?
>>3795738
Hm...What if we turned it into the happiness corner? Or the lewd corner?
>>3795776
Who? Panzer/Elena? Nobody actually likes him beyond seniority. Whenever he goes off on his autistic edgy rants, most people don't even bother acknowledging him and he barely gets any RP going here when he shows up.
>>3795776
I don't get it myself, but I think he actually avas a lot of other people and that's his blogposting one.
>>3795738
mmmm, biiiig, round bellies, nice and pregnant
but also.... do I get to meet our daughter soon?... or son.... you never told me if it was a boy or girl...
>>3795803
>Nobody actually likes him
Aliciana does.
>>3795740
One, do you not know how explosions work? They are summoned from the depths of the deepest abysses, channeled through the dark energies lurking in chasms, pulled from the power of the shadows! This cannot be woven into something so flimsy as a vest, fool!
Two, an explosion that close would obliterate whoever possessed the article of clothing!
And three, for what purpose would I lend my power to an insignificant creature such as yourself?
>>3795823
People aren't terribly fond of her either.
>>3795833
This is why you should only use the discord for private sessions.
>>3795823
You guys really hate aliciana, and I honestly have no clue why. The guy barely talks at all, and most of his stuff is kept in DMs, from what I see. He's nice to pretty much everyone, so I guess that makes him an easy target for you faggots.
>>3795833
>now that he thinks it's okay to do his retarded edgy rants in the discord now
He only thinks it's okay because nobody calls him out on it.
Kenny did and the faggot shut right the fuck up.
>>3795759
>And real Steel Ball Run
I haven't finished reading SBR shut up!
>>3795765
Yes. Yes your tears. They shower me~
>>3795781
>Giggle
You have Pee bottles? And I thought I was a loser~
>>3795796
Can a corner be lewd? How does one make a corner lewd?
>>3795807
(I'ma be blunt with you senpai. I have NO idea how to react to this with this stuff. Like. I'm cool with helping with fetishes but I'm kinda dumb founded on how this is sexual, and what I'm meant to say. I'm very very sorry)
>>3795776
>>3795803
>>3795833
yall niggas talking shit about THE MAN
KARL?
>>3794408
Omg yoruichi!!!~ <3
>>3795838
For the greatest cause of all, of course. A great and noble calling that will see those who answer it remembered as heroes of the highest order for all eternity.
>>3795850
They're a mtf tranny that's constantly blogposting about how sad they are, attaches themselves to every female avatar and calls them "mommy", uses tildes to replace all punctuation, and encourages faggots like Burchard and Panzer.
>>3795784
Weeelll....
>Yuushirou swung his hips some as he clung to his elder sister
Trying out some things I read about in Kisuke-san's magazines... really fun things. Hehe...
>He walked behind her, hands wrapping about her waist as he got on his tiptoes to rest his head on her shoulder
Wanna see what I learned first hand?
>>3795868
>they're clearly talking about the Panzerfuck
Kurisu please
>>3795867
I locked myself in the castle because I started wars with everyone, it was the only way since no one FLUFFIN made toilets! And also I don't have them anymore, but I can sure as HAM can make one.
>>3795880
Aliciana hasn't said a single thing to panzer in a while, at least not for a prolonged period of time. He's also been pretty feisty with people in the discord as of late, so I enjoy his company more than the hugbox faggots.
>>3795742
(Thank you, rest well!)
>>3795754
>She held up the pink applicator, staring at it and back at him then back at him
See for yourself!
>She turned it to him to show the positive results
>>3795867
(well.... would you like to skip past all that to finally show me if you had a boy or girl?.... and then let me impregnate you a second time?)
>>3795868
Please try and keep up, retard.
>>3795659
>the pun flies straight over the oblivious male's head and he stands there as he tries to understand Muffet's suggestion.
stick around? pun? well, i guess i wouldn't mind staying a bit longer. you seem very nice.
>he gives her a polite, yet slightly confused, little smile.
>>3795726
n-noo! i-mmph?!
>his protests are cut off as Braixen leaps up and plants a kiss directly on his soft lips. his eyes immediately open in surprise as he processes just what was happening. his heart felt a bit feint as he realized his favorite pokemon was now kissing him, of all people, right on his lips. he thought about pushing her off of him and maintaining his reluctant facade but... when would he ever get a chance like this again? the timid male wouldn't ever want to admit it but he had indeed been harboring a crush on Braixen ever since she became his favorite. deciding that perhaps she wouldn't notice that he actually enjoyed it, he closed his eyes and allowed her to kiss him.
>People talking shit about the german weaboo when the real issue is that retarded gamergrill and her boyfriend googer or whatever the fuck his name is
Tobii was right to hate the little shit, she's fucking annoying
>>3795944
type less
Geez I'm missing a lot of shit not being in the discord I guess.
Amazed Panzer is still at it.
>>3795925
>he stares at it, looking up at her, then moving close, hugging her, and rubbing her belly
What's the best ship of all time?
>>3795977
Tenryuu, duh
>>3795977
mecha x alpha for the former being completely ignorant of how fucked up alpha is
>>3795977
IOWA
>>3795911
Locked in a castle? Like a Princess! Does that make me your knight in shinning armor?~
>>3795927
I'm all for another impregnation!~ I want your thick hot cum deep inside me <3
>>3795977
Shimakaze, not even close
>>3795897
>Her expresiim quickly change to one of annoyance
*I swear to god, will rip Kisuke's cock off one day... More trouble then he's worth most of the time..*
>She turned her head back and smiled again.
Don't you think this a little too much Shiro? I mean those book aren't really for someone your age.
>>3795977
Sylveon x Garchomp
<3
>>3795991
>>3795977
Have to go with Tenryuu.
>>3796002
I got fired from being a princess, so no, you're not the FLUFFIN knight in shining SHISH.
>>3795977
DMGxPeach
>No Drama other than the interview, and even then nothing really came of it
>Both where huge in thread and honestly the cutest
>Late nights of both of them taking 10 anons each
>
>>3796002
b-but..... did we have a daughter? can you please tell me if the first child was a boy or a girl... please?
THEN, I'll fill you up again...
>>3796011
kek
mecha's a blogposting nerd but at least he doesn't seem as fucked as that.
