Zootopia Thread: Penis Nightmare Edition
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Post about dreams, nightmares, weird situations zoning out, and other stuff related to Zootopia. Or not.
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There are three active threads, figure your fucking shit out
>King of Judeon
that's really cute
>>3782052
>>3782052
>King of the Judeon
Wasnt the last guy that said that crucified?
>When BB won't let you climax on that cute face after you recieve a glorious blowsie
>>3782094
NO OZZY DON'T DO IT.
>>3782094
what's everyone freaking out about
they're on the first floor
Reposting to see if we've got any takers
Stick with me, gets pretty edgy and wacky
>ProtoZootopia: Nick and Judy reveal and shut down Dawn's shockcollar agenda
>Zootopia: Nick and Judy foil Dawn's Nighthowler plans
>ProtoDawn uses MAD SCIENCE to go back in time and kill the pred who ruined her plans
>Dawn uses MAD SCIENCE to go back in time and kill the cop who ruined her plans
>Creates split timelines where Judy and ProtoNick are dead, ProtoJudy and Nick becoem hardened Punisher-esque figures
>Learning of what has happened, vigilante ProtoJudy and Nick team up on timeline-bending, dimension-hopping adventure into the past
>Judy and ProtoNIck are still alive in the past, it's up to ProtoJudy and Nick to catch the two rogue Bellweathers and save their respective lovers
With refinement I think there's a plot in there somewhere
>>3782052
That's not how you spell "horrifying", anon.
>>3782094
Now have everyone drop
![Iron-Sheik[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NmW15UK.jpg "Iron-Sheik[1].jpg")
>>3782052
PUT HIM IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH, GERALDSON
BREAK HIS BACK
MAKE HIM HUMBLE
>>3782107
No, but he'll certainly climax on yours.
>>3782046
bune/judy fractal when?
hey thread, fanart here. shilling my zooasis 2186 story, at least the first part
http://pastebin.com/dkEtMvgb
>>3782140
Well, he has another shirt.
>>3782140
Requesting more like this.
>>3782140
well saved
>>3782140
oh Weavs, you silly goose
Also, praise be to AestheticAnon for making these cool pics and the WolfWave/Other songs
>>3782159
I want to do it to him.
Just let me have this.
>>3782140
Wh
Why is Ozzy wearing that shirt?
As a fan of original 70s experimental electronic music, 80s new wave, and recent synthwave retro stuff, vaporwave just makes me feel sad inside.
Anyone else still listen to Bowie's Berlin trilogy?
>>3782191
Requesting this cat showing his friend here some black market red meat and trying to convince him it's good and he should try it.
Actually, is that a thing yet? Black market, ultra-taboo red meat?
>>3782141
I'm not one for time travelling shenanigans but go for it.
I do like gun-kata Nick in that first pic.
>>3782248
That's like fucking cannibalism, anon.
>>3782140
>Snuggle Bug
No.
This does not expand dong.
>>3782259
I know, and illegal human meat is totally a thing. Only in this setting, it actually makes even more sense.
>>3782141
Make Nick the Daredevil of this duo and you're on to something.
>>3782167
I'm liking what I'm reading so far, fanart. Keep it up.
>>3782177
>>3782227
He wants to keep up a cutesy light-hearted image for himself, lest his hurt and broken soul reveals itself to the other mammals around him.
>>3782155
I'm still wondering what im gonna do with this
>>3782227
He's a big sweetheart that loves hugs that's why.
Is there anything involving Honey that's beyond F.W.B. and goes into the sense that they're in a real relationship?
Bonus if she lets Nick use the word "honeypot".
Shhhh Judy is sleeping
>>3782261
>>Snuggle Bug
>No.
>This does not expand dong.
What, you don't want an Ozzy who'd love to cuddle?
I had a fucking zootopia dream once.
In it, I was some sort of small animal on the police force, investigating a series of short kidnappings. The victims would be taken from their homes, gone for less than twelve hours, then returned with no memory of the event.
Many of the workers kidnapped were high officials in the Zootopian power plant, and were supposed to work on the inner core. That was classified or some shit, so me, Judy, and Nick went off-the-books to sneak in and scout it out. When we got there, we learned that most of the power plant was a scam, and that the real power came from these freakish-looking orbs. It scared the shit out of me.
Then, suddenly, a bunch of bright lights turned up, and we were being kidnapped. As it turned out, they weren't kidnappers, they were fucking aliens. Even worse, they were humans. Weird freaky half-robot humans, like the Borg or some shit.
They told us that they'd left the planet long ago after a huge bio-engineering war ravaged the planet, and they were fascinated to see how evolution on the planet progressed. Then they let us go or something.
Does this make me a furry, like you fucks? I didn't have sex with anybody but I remember sort of wanting to fuck Judy and Nick, and that plotline is some fanfic-tier autistic shit, so I think I may be subconsciously a furry off that alone
Hey all, what're you listening to? I'm drawing comics and I need some sad music to get me in the mood. Any suggestions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dJ3eKu75SA
>>3782295
Can we get a screencamp of the Army of Genetic Mutated Sexy Sheep thing from: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/3741684/3741684.html#p3743734
>>3782280
It may be a thing, but it's not a thing you just show your friend because it could only come from one fucking place.
You might as well just say to him "HEY I KNOW A PLACE THAT MURDERED SOMEONE, WANT TO EAT A MURDER VICTIM?". Or just turn yourself in to the cops and save the trouble of having to try and kill your friend when he freaks the fuck out.
>>3782323
>Does this make me a furry
Well, you're here, so...
>>3782140
oh hey Weaver
>>3782323
True that it's not sexual, but I get a serious "furry" vibe from that.
>>3782327
>Mead is here
>VRbune is not
Come clean already. You're the same person.
>>3782341
Stop that, anon!
He's already dead!
>>3782261
I disagree, Ozzy seems very snuggly.
>>3782341
YOU CAN'T KILL THE BOGEYMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVqBpsTuPLc
>>3782327
>Sad music
I got just the thing for you, Mead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff1DjBe3LOM
>>3782301
>>3782309
warm and shaggy
>>3782335
Anon, I don't think you understand. The conflict makes stories interesting, 9/10 times. His friend is obviously gonna be rustled by it. It's meant to be amusing.
>>3782398
That's so damn cute.
>>3782327
A little melancholy, I guess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UKM8O68PPU
does someone have that pic of an Anon hugging weaver?
>>3780961
Another update... image limit reached in last thread... working a little slow tonight...
>>3782398
i just need more anon cuddling bigger preds.
also, minus points because anon here is not a bun. Come on Weaver.
shit, it broke
>>3782437
>>3782446
You installed any of the NV unofficial patches? They fixed that problem for me.
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuure! You want action? Adventure? Feels? Comfiness? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!
Previous Ideas from older threads:
1. Nick and Judy's first dinner date.
2. Nick and Judy in a thunderstorm
3. Young Judy working at a coffeeshop
4. Clawhauser downs some beers with coworkers.
5. Bellwhether bonds with Sharla in jail
6. Nick and Finnick trapped in the van during a blizzard
Due to overwhelming votes in the last thread, I will be starting with 6!
>>3782468
Thanks.
>>3782468
What is it about Hyenas and Buns that feels so right?
>>3782398
>>3782468
Anon that wanted to hug Oz since yesterday here. This made me very happy thank you Weaver.
>>3782468
Minus points for making it a bun because Bunfags pressure you.
I mean jesus, can we NOT fucking cave to the bun fags who demand every OC relationship has to have a bunny in it because they're unoriginal fucks.
>>3782468
Fast and Comfy, nice.
>>3782327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY
>>3782435
Looking good, man!
>>3782493
one is beeg but not too beeg. the other smol but not too smol. just right smol to beeg.
>>3782508
well you get minus points for being shit.
>>3782477
I modded NV until it broke, it's a mess right now
>>3782508
>>3782140
>snuggle bug
this does not expand dong but it expands heart
>>3782528
The beeg to smol ratio is perfection.
I've honestly started to like Hyena-Bun or Wolf-Bun more than Fox-Bun.
>3782508 (You)
>>3782493
Hyenas got big front halves, bunnies got big back halves. It's symmetry.
>>3782327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBKcAc8VpIw
>>3782327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TaaQvgzhZc
>>3782544
That's a shame, it's such a great game, seeing it broken makes me sad.
>>3782545
Well played Weaver, well played
>>3782327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApUECvQ8gXU
Less sad, more bittersweet.
>>3782547
I don't know what it is about that guitar, but it just SCREAMS "rough times in California". I don't even know how they made it, but it just sounds like freaking California.
I used it to write some of the last chapter of Reichstagsbrand. Shit's perfect.
>>3782480
#2 please
>>3782545
top kek, weav.
>>3782480
yeah, gonna have to go #2 here.
Mainly because I'd love to see Nick be super afraid of storms.
>>3782547
Strange, works on my end. Maybe this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMbBiQP-O_c
>>3782574
Well, I have to admit that running through the Wasteland with an AK-47 and being Tim the Toolman in a Nazi uniform with The Great and Powerful Trixie and ED-E following me on my quest to make the Lucky 38 great again was really entertaining.
>>3782301
Anon, you're thinking of Nick.
>>3782620
What are you talking about, Nick's not trying to hide anything
>>3782608
Yes, New Vegas is an amazing game, i think i'll go back to the mojave desert soon.
>>3782052
>>3782620
I thought he just replaces his sadness with pure smug and snarky remarks.
>>3782545
I had a gut feeling just from the lineup of the street's residents that Ozzy would undoubtedly be the best.
>>3782739
It gladdens me to see all this Ozzy love.
VRbit here.
Jetlag is killing me worse than I expected. I fell asleep on the highway back home. Promise I'll be up and at 'em tomorrow.
I wish you all buns, whether to have or to be.
>>3782753
What if we want to have you?
>>3782748
he's just a little less chill than t-rex but he makes up for it with warm, cuddly sputidity.
>>3782753
Nighty night, bunner.
>>3782774
IM GOING TO BED GOODNIGHT
>>3782753
>I fell asleep on the highway back home
jesus fuck
Glad you're alive. Sleep well.
>>3782468
:yay:
>>3782790
Can I come along?
Reminder that Ozzy is a Hyena and female hyenas tend to be very abusive of the males
>>3782435
Hi Mechanic glad to see you here again
I saw in the last thread that you started to see the bright side of /trash/ and that you will come back here once in a while even if you are not banned at /co/. Thats great!
Also jesus.. How many cars you have?! those pictures you send looks comfy as hell
>>3782790
Have a goodnight.
>>3782804
>>3782753
>fell asleep on the highway back home
Fuck, I've done that. The sheer terror that grips your heart when you snap yourself awake is indescribable.
>>3782790
Sleep tight bunner
>>3782816
Only spotted hyenas have a matriarchal society, though. I'm sure Ozzy's just fine in that regard.
At least, I hope so. :(
>It's another "I know, lets ship character xxx with a gay little bunny buttslut slave! How original!" thread
>>3782862
>It's an "Ozzy was sexually abused by his Aunt Becca for most of his childhood" episode of Zootopia
>>3782874
yeah, come on
let's get some straight bunny buttsluts in here, guys.
some anon in the last thread posted the thing where we roll for what animal we are, I got Civet.
some kind of bastard racoon-hyena weasel thing.
>>3782874
Oh boy! These are the best ones!
>>3782874
Anon, i'll be honest with you, threads are dying right now, gay bunnies are the only thing that keeps them from falling into the abyss of trash.
>>3782874
I'm honestly surprised Beaver's got otters instead of bunnies.
>>3782903
Rad full-body mohawk
>When you actually really would want to know what it feels like to cum inside of a girl's psuedo-penis
>>3782903
Awww. I never realized how cute civets are.
>>3782159
>Squeezing little bunny penises in between his toes
>>3782480
>Nick's eyes began to flicker open.
>"Uuuuugh geez"
>His mouth tasted like ash...and ass.
>As he tried to sit up, the disks in his spine all made popping sounds, and his head rang with disorientation.
>His vision was blurry, there was a ringing in his ears, and oh FUCK now he was aware of a splitting headache.
>Nick was very, VERY hungover.
>The evidence, though he didn't need any, was all around him: empty beer bottles, cigarette butts, their bong (now shattered), and even a few rolled up dollar bills.
>Nick surveyed the van he now lay in and winced at the sight of the sun glaring through the windshield. To his left was Finnick, fast asleep...or passed out...either or.
>Nick put a finger in his mouth. At least all of his teeth were still there. Had he even gotten into a fight? Why else would he be so sore right now?
>Never mind, it didn't matter, none of this mattered, nothing mattered.
>Nick fell back asleep.
>When he awoke again, feeling a bit better this time, there was noticeably less sunlight in the van, and it was much colder than he had remembered.
>Outside the windshield was pure white nothingness.
>All around him was the sound of howling wind.
>Where the hell were they?
>"Finnick...hey Finn buddy wake up!" Nick said as he shook his friend awake.
cont.
>>3782908
Do you mean for tonight or in general? I get that it's a weeknight, but the weekends are usually lively, right?
[nospoiler]please don't let these threads die, this is the most social interaction I've had in over a year I can't go back to being alone[/spoilersdontworkontrash]
>>3782913
Otters are the bunnies of the sea. Or the otters of the sea. I forget which.
Well, i'll be going to sleep, have a comfy thread everyone.
I'm hoping that it's alright to squeeze in a little bit of shilling:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7308472
"Nick Wilde wakes up to another deary morning in Zootopia. With nobody to count on, Nick fumbles through existence without much in the way of hopes and dreams. Yet a random encounter sets off something inside of the fox."
Zistopia based. While melancholy to say the least, I feel like I managed to capture the unhappy side of the antelope-x-Nick shipping that's been talked about. This is kind of an opening snippet, marked as a one-shot though, and I'm not sure what to do with it. Would love feedback.
>>3782891
He developed an imaginary friend to protect him
>>3782948
Okay, maybe i exaggerated a little bit by saying that threads are dying, but this thread is slow and there are only 41 posters.
>>3782943
Ah hell ya! Rock on Nate!
>>3782963
Sleep tight bunner
>>3782963
Good night, friend.
>>3782991
The americans are all asleep, anon.
An exhausted Creme here, have I missed anything lately? I've been sleeping... a lot.
>>3782991
It's a fucking tuesday night, everyone is at work or sleeping
>>3783003
Makes sense.
>>3783009
>Don't say no to otters
I think you mean it's literally illegal to say no to otters.
>>3782891
>"I tried to call the cops once, ya know? Thinking maybe they could make it stop
>But she just answered the door naked and waved her dick-thing at them
>Then she had them come inside to watch
>She just kept yelling "PSEUDOPENIS, PSEUDOPENIS" nonstop while I cried"
Therapist just stares at him in fascinated horror
>>3782991
>"only 40 plus posters"
>>3782986
what
>>3783003
Hardly.
I probably won't be asleep for at least another two hours.
>>3783008
Politicsposting
Missed the 777777 get
Ozzy jumped off a roof and killed himself
Someone tried to kill Weaver again
The usual
Threadly reminder that ISIS just blew up an airport in Turkey
>>3782991
I've been here the whole time, just have yet to post anything. I'm sure they are several others who are in lurk mode as well.
>>3783008
Lots and lots and lots of greentexting, with it being capped.
Also lots and lots and lots of talk of Weaver's Pack Street guys. Basically, we're hooked. Also, seems pretty clear that Weaver will sometime let Remmy get his wooly balls played with by some affectionate predator.
>>3783008
Bunanon isn't fucking dead
>>3782986
I actually watched that show when it was on. Animation aside, it was better than the movie it was based on.
Then again, Farrelly Bros, so that's not saying much.
>>3783023
Do you seriously not recognize Drixynol (Drix)
From the movie Osmosis Jones
And would be in the tv series "Ozzy and Drix"
>>3783010
Don't forget drinking!
Heard joke once: Anon goes to thread. Says he's missed a few days. Says threads seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening board where what has been posted is vague and uncertain. Thread says, "Treatment is simple. Great poster JournalAnon is in thread tonight. Go and see his pastebin. That should catch you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am JournalAnon."
>>3783024
Go to sleep, anon. Dream of burgers and Donald Trump.
As an American, I try to give the best impression I can to visiting foreigners I run into so that they can go home and say "I know there is at least one American who isn't a complete asshole" and maybe the world will hate us a little less.
>>3783079
It's too late for me; I'm pretty much nocturnal at this point.
I'm always afraid we'll lose a content creator in some random event, like a shooting or car accident, and they'll just disappear from these threads and we'll never know what happened.
Maybe that's why FirstReplyAnon doesn't post here anymore.
>>3783103
I just make them hate us more
Because when they hate us, they dont hate each other, and then we get world peace
And now I'll use this picture again.
Going to sleep.
Goodnight /ztp/
>>3783105
>>3782991
>this thread is slow and there are only 41 posters
>on a thread made 4 and a half hours ago
>on a tuesday night past the bedtime of most american posters and before the off hours of most european posters
>the thread is already 160 posts deep
>this thread is slow
>only 41 posters
Sweet Summer Child, you know nothing of the slow.
>>3783103
Funny, I'm the opposite. I want people to know we're not like them so I be as obnoxious and outstanding as possible.
Because let's face it, we've never been on good terms with anyone.
Anyone have the edit of this comic?
>>3783144
>>on a thread made 4 and a half hours ago
I don't even think that counts. The thread was made by recycled.
>>3783126
Because he's the hero the world deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hate him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a loud child. An obese murderer. A Fucking American.
>>3783134
Sleep tight bunner
>>3783170
emergency surgery edit or guro edit?
>>3783134
sleep tight.
>tfw literally can't wait for the Finnick/Nick comic
>>3783185
nice.
goodnight
>Read through Ch.1 of "Kit's in the Cradle" by Sarc.
>Don't want to read any more.
>It's clearly not bad in any sense, but I just don't want to deal with this subject material.
>Feel like a hypocrite as well as a total pussy.
Shit.
>>3783196
Can you post both?
>>3783221
That really looks like George Carlin before you zoom in.
Judy's feet give me life
I want to write something where Nick discovers Judy has knismolagnia.
>>3783250
>>3783250
There definitely needs to be more tickling going on.
>>3783221
I have neither, jsut know of the existence ofboth
>>3783247
Yep.
>>3783217
I'm here. What is it specifically you don't like about it?
Just asking because I've never written anything and wanna know what I'm doing.
>>3782943
>"Finnick c'mon wake up!"
>"Mmmph ugh...I'll have a 2 piece special, lots of hot sauce, and all the fries you can give me..." mumbled Finnick, still 80% asleep.
>*SMACK*
>"WHOA, whoa, Nick what the fuck...let me sleep.."
>"Finnick, buddy, look outside"
>Finnick turned his head towards the windshield.
>"Where the fuck are we Nick?"
>"I was wondering the same thing, what did we do last night?"
>Finnick jumped to his feet, now devoid of any signs of exhaustion, and leaped onto the drivers seat.
>He twisted the keys in the ignition, but was only met with the sounds of the engine attempting to start, but failing.
>"Shit shit shit shit shit" Finnick kept trying.
>Still nothing.
>Nick leaned between the two front seats.
>"Hey uh...Finn....I think I can see what the problem is..." Nick pointed outside.
>Through the haze of swirling whiteness they could both see a crooked lamp post right in front of the van.
>It was so "right in front of them" in fact that it was about halfway embedded into the engine.
>Evidently, they had crashed into this lamp post last night before. Hard.
>"AW FUCK!" shouted Finnick "MY BABY! SHE'S TOTAAAAALED!"
>"Don't you have insurance?"
>There was a pause.
>"Nick...you and I both know that's a stupid ass question, so I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask it."
>Nick backed up and sat down in the back of the van, brushing debris out of his way as he did.
>"Ok, so we crashed the van...we've gotten that far....but where are we?
>"Are you autistic Nick? Do you not know what snow is? We're in Tundratown."
>"Geez ok, you can cut back on that attitude Mr."
>"Nick I swear to fucking god..." Finnick was very angry now.
>"Ok ok ok, let's just...forget about it..ok? We're in Tundratown, aaand we can't start the van, aaand judging by the looks of it....we're in a blizzard..."
>"So you think we're stranded here then?"
>"Yeah it seems like we're stranded here."
cont.
Thanks to everyone who showed up for what was probably the most disastrous stream in the history of Zoo/trash/, between technical difficulties and the monument to awful that is Cool World.
At least we got this scene out of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s
Coming this Weekend we will tackle another monument to humanity's folly however, with a full marathon of all 6, yes 6 Alpha and Omega movies! Hope to see you there!
>>3782994
Thanks Anon!
>>3783100
There's not too much to follow.
There's a sheep who lives on a street of Preds.
Who lives on a street like this
Who lives on a street like this
In 69 there lives a wolf that's so white
She wants to cuddle, but offers a bite.
There's a fox in number 4 who swears
the world's gone insane.
Says he knows the score but
we all think he's a bore.
Oh if you find the time
Please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
In 110 there's a pair of Aardwolves,
They're friendly but we wish they'd just keep to themselves.
In 999 there's a stoat who says he's fine,
But he keeps swiping booze,
'cos he ain't got a dime.
Oh if you find the time
Please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood
My my my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood
My my my beautiful neighbourhood
Who lives in a house like this
Who lives in a house like this
In number 18 we've got big wolf queen,
He may not be gay, but he's certainly mean.
In 666 there lives a sheep who's white.
He looks like a prey, but he's a wannabite.
Oh if you find the time
Please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood
My my my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood
My my my beautiful neighbourhood
>>3783337
Would you help this lynx towel off?
>>3777426
>Penis Nightmare
>>3783348
That depends, will the towel get caught in his penis barbs?
>>3783344
Fucking A'.
>>3783306
It's not wanting to deal with the subject material. That's basically it. I could go through in depth and try to give advice about specific word choices and things, but I'd rather not, sorry.
Similar kind of reason I hesitate before looking at the "Judy Is Dead" stuff.
>>3783323
>6 Alpha and Omega movies
The fuck?
There are 6? SIX?
>>3783323
I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.
>tfw you will never have a feline boyfriend that agonizingly sandpapers down his penis barbs every night before bed to keep from hurting you
>tfw you will never have him insist that the tears in his eyes are because he loves you, and not because his cock is raw from sandpaper
>>3783389
Ah. I understand completely. Thanks for giving it a read, though.
>>3783377
Of course not. He got de-barbed at birth.
>>3783356
>Somebody thought this was attractive
>>3783323
>6
There's a reason ISIS wants to destroy the western world
>>3783344
Well, that did help. thank ya anon.
>>3783348
mmf I would stroke that tail of his
>>3783406
>ywn catch him in the act one day, tear the sandpaper from his hands, and demand he never does it again
>ywn work around the barbs by topping your pretty kitty until he creams
>ywn feel him collapse against your body, purring and twitching as you fill him with warmth
>ywn learn to like the occasional barbed reaming
>ywn make sacrifices for the cat you love more than anything else in the world
Reminder that winners don't use drugs.
>>3783469
>record video
>take pastor, watch video
>video is you commanding yourself to reach your full potential
>imprint yourself as your "master", ignore commands of others
>become winner by doing drugs
Anon pls
>>3783348
who is this?
>>3783323
Why mention Cool World, yet show the Wizard Duel from Wizards?
Anyways, what's sad is that I can sort of get behind Bakshi's animation in Cool World, but the story itself is an incoherent mess because of the producer and Bassinger.
On an aside note, has anyone ever know of a child OR a furry that actually liked those Alpha & Omega movies at all? Cuz of those two demographics, I have yet to see any myself.
>>3783514
>Why mention Cool World, yet show the Wizard Duel from Wizards?
Because we shut off Cool World to watch Wizards instead
>>3783514
The first one looks like a masterpiece compared to the other six shitty ones. You should have been there when we streamed it; everybody was horny as fuck by the end.
>>3783493
>ywn have him deliberate whether or not to get the operation
>ywn assure him you love him no matter what
>ywn come home to find your boyfriend de-barbed
>ywn realize that he's willing to give up any chance at fathering children with a female cat
>ywn suddenly see just how far he's willing to go to make sure you're safe
>ywn insist on pleasuring him for the entire night after his operation
>ywn have a blissed-out kitty resting on your chest after two straight hours of coaxing him to orgasm over and over again
>ywn find a love as pure as the one between you and your feline
>>3783494
It doesn't work that way.
doodling myself as a zootopian is actually pretty fun, I can get why some of you anons have fun making OC's for it now.
>>3783469
Fucking hell
>"alright man, I'm going to take the pastor, you tell me to study for the quiz tomorrow, alright?
>dude, stop messing around, I already took the stuff, just have me do my homework
>that's fucking gay, I should have known you wild things take this seriously
>I mean, this is a joke, right? I guess it'd be okay if it we were just messing around. Nothing serious
>if this is what you want...but we're not gay, though.
2 hours of sloppy blowjobs until pastor wears off
>>3783529
Oh, I didn't see that tidbit.
But I'm sorry that I brought up Cool World when you first started asking for suggestions about a week ago. I didn't think everyone would have THAT violent of a reaction to it.
I just wanted to point out that Wizards wasn't that bad, and that if you wanted a trash quality Bakshi movie, then CW would've (in theory) been your ticket.
>>3783545
I only saw the first one, I thought it was garbage so never bothered with the others. How do you fuck up making wolves howl seductively OR even competently.
I'll give it that it was a more competent movie than those CG Swan Princess movies Richie Rich also did from this studio. But to reuse my words, that's not saying much.
>>3783552
>sex immediately after operation on the genitals
Anon
Stop for a second and use your thinker
>>3783494
>>record video
>>video is you commanding yourself to reach your full potential
>take pastor
>try to play video on phone while blacking out
>phone starts ringing
>shit
>accidentally answer trying to swipe it away
>it's your bitch sister
>"heeeeeeeeeey nonny I need $50 and also a ride and also christinith kicked me out soooooo-"
>lose ten years of your life as an imprinted little slaveboy ATM chauffeur
>>3783348
>You will never help your lynx boyfriend towel off
>you will never hear him purr as you stroke his cute little but from behind
>you will never have him pound your pussy as he utterly dominates you
>now you both need a shower
>>3783613
Well obviously you'd put it to do not disturb. However, that scenario could very easily lead to incest shenanigans.
>>3783606
Six String Samurai is a good quirky movie for next stream
Also what happened to trashy stream?
>>3783606
I honestly don't think any of us realized just HOW bad Cool World was gonna be, I mean i expected a crappy 'adult' Roger Rabbit ripoff but man that was something else, I mean I streamed the Animated Titanic movies, both of em, and didn't lose viewers that bad
>>3783323
>six alpha and omega movies
I understand the first and the last ones but why the middles?
>>3783578
An...alligator?
>>3783644
I agree with this suggestion.
>>3783654
mohawk hyena methinks
>>3783323
>Pawsom Movie to remember
Yes, I will remember it was shit like this that brought forth the nuclear holocaust
>>3783611
thinkers are for losers
besides, you can still pound that pussycat's rump raw without injuring the dingler
>>3783578
I like it. Nice style you got there.
>>3783592
>ywn have your roommate get upset at you after he asks you to tell him to do homework after he pastors himself, and that's all you do
>ywn have him keep dosing himself wearing skimpier outfits and with flirtier attitudes and just get more and more worldlessly upset at your fine moral character at telling him to do his homework
>ywn watch him graduate with honours and blue balls
>>3783727
That was before we got any content for him, anon. All we knew of Ozzie was that he did a little banter and then laughed for way too long.
>>3783316
>"Hey see if the heater works!" said Nick with a spark of hope.
>Finnick turned the dial, but nothing happened.
>"Shit, well so much for that"
>"Nick....this is...this is really bad. We could actually die out here..." Finnick now spoke in a calm tone of horrifying sobriety.
>"I know...but there has to be something we can do....maybe I can try to run for help..."
>"Nick, if you go out there, you'll be a pawpsicle in less than 10 minutes."
>"Oh it can't be all THAT bad" Nick crawled into the passenger seat and reached for the door.
>"NICK DON'T..."
>*FFFFWWWWEEEEWEWEEWWEEWEWEEGWHEWHEGWGHGWH*
>Nick slammed the door shut and locked it for good measure.
>His body shivered and his teeth chattered.
>Any semblance of warmth that had been in the van before was now completely gone.
>"F-f-f-finny, I'm s-s-s-so s-s-sorry" Nick's breath was now clearly visible.
>"We sh-sh-should get to in the b-b-b-back now."
>The two foxes crawled out of the front seats and into the back of the van.|
>Their situation did not improve.
>Finnick leaned up against Nick, and for the first time ever Nick saw something in Finnick's eyes that he had never seen before.
>Tears.
>"Nick I'm sc-sc-sc-scared..."
>"M-m-m-me too b-b-b-buddy, me too"
>"I really m-m-mean it, I'm a f-f-f-fennec fox Nick. I'm small and m-m-m-meant for the h-h-h-heat. I don't want to d-d-d-die"
>Nick wrapped is arms around Finnick, and to his surprise, met no resistance. Nick cradled his friend against his chest.
>Finnick began to sob.
>You just knew that things were bad when even the toughest guy you knew couldn't keep it together.
>"H-hey wait! Isn't th-there a blanket under the p-p-p-p-passenger seat?"
cont.
>>3783727
It wasn't our fault! Marty wore a dress! There was nothing we could do...
Eh I voted for the badger anyway.
>>3783344
Al's white, Betty's black.
But don't let that get in the way of the awesome theme song.
>>3783746
>Foxes snuggling together for warmth.
Yes, yes please.
>>3783647
I was born in '89, so one of my earliest memories was actually watching the final act of Cool World on HBO at the time and how much it was an assault on my senses.
I thought that watching it later in life would give it context (like a similar event where I saw The Gate with the eye in the kids hand), but it was just as batshit insane, if not moreso.
Aside from seeing a bit of American Pop from around that time as well, I didn't get a chance to rediscover Bakshi's work until high school and rented the second Fritz the Cat movie and getting curious about the first, etc.
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>>3782330
Sure.
>>3783494
>go out to buy pastor
>don't know where to get drugs
>try to ask the one fox at your community college
>he gets mad at you for thinking he sells drugs just because he's a fox and him and his friends beat you up
>after him and his crew leave he swings back around by himself
>"lol I do tho what you need"
>Pastor is a little too hard for him to carry especially with recent attention, sends you to his uncle instead
>looking for a shitty ass boat in a literally shady dock at the nocturnal harbor
>his uncle is there in a bathrobe
>"you got the money"
>you show him your $200
>"alright, let me just flash the lights"
>no sooner do the other guys show up with the drug delivery than the police boats show up
>everyone pulls guns, deafening booms and blinding flashes of light overwhelm your senses as you hit the dock and crawl for cover
>a fucking severed arm hits the planks in front of you
>later on you're being convicted to a minimum of 15 years jail due to recent no tolerance laws for being fingered for possession of 150 pastor pills in addition to another assorted $20000 for distribution across your local campus
>you can only say "but sir I only wanted to do my homework"
Should've stuck to Adderall
>>3783786
>there's someone here as old as I am
tell me, do you think we will ever escape this place
>>3783814
That's not even old anon.
>>3783814
There's someone in here who's married and in their 40s.
So, no.
>she wil never be back.
>>3783786
Born in '88, myself. I *think* my first Bakshi was the animated Lord of the Rings that he did. I have a weird, unexplained mental correlation of that movie with David Bowie's "Man Who Sold the World".
>>3783691
Thank you kind anon.
>>3783828
Seriously that's probably about the average user these days
I mean the 13-17 crowd comes in fresh every year but the core ages are going up on average as everyone whose wasted their lives never leaves.
>>3783863
Way back in the day I was talking about the latest adventures of EFG with my friends in high school. Now I'm contentfagging in the same thread as the guy himself. Funny thing, life.
>>3783887
follow your dreams
>>3783844
That fuckers gonna get mauled.
>>3783902
Who was it EFG framed Godzilla for the murder of, again?
>>3783905
Nick's about to go full heartless boss
>>3783921
Found it! Christ, those eyebrows. What is it with the eyebrows?
>>3783758
Ah right, wasn't sure of her colour.
Of course, given I use the same rhyme for her and Remmy, I should have come up with something else anyway.
It'd probably work better as...
At number 69 there lives a wolf who smokes,
She acts like a bitch but all she wants is a stroke.
>>3783942
>Weaver used to know how to use punctuation
