WELCOME BACK TO THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM, WHERE HAMMERS ARE SWINGIN AND ROPES ARE CHOKIN.
>>3771531
>Google this guy
>he's in Zootopia
Fucking furry.
>>3771514
But slavery is evil and immoral and stuff.
I'd gladly do you friendly favors, though!
>>3771515
Oh, my name's.. Makoto...
Alright, I'll make sure to be careful around him.
>>3771521
Agh, fiine.. As long as one of us is happy, that's all that matters!
How's your garden?
>>3771536
Well that's not very nice to say.. That's a little bit conceited, don't you think?
>>3771521
I'm sure you must be proud about being a gatekeeper at such a young age, but here you aren't a gatekeeper. Here you are a student, someone that is trying to learn the art of heroics, and so I cannot let you make this place less safe than it already is by keeping your scythe here.
>>3771495
Do you have mail to send?
>>3771553
>implying you learned by googling it
>You don't have to lie to me, anon. It's okay if you're a furry :^)
>>3771521
No apology is necessary, your confusion is understandable.
Have a name, stranger?
>Neck cracking noises
>>3771556
What would you know about plant rights? You think they can't just think and feel for themselves?
>>3771536
Heroics. Usually most heroes are self taught.
>>3771556
Apparently you also have the mental capacity of the squirrel.
>>3771566
no u
>>3771556
Dean is alright when ie is drugged or occupied. Hell, I like him. But he doesn't like me. And only because Sheamus and Seth both start with the letter S
....Why am I talking with a giant squirrel? WHAT DID YOU PUT IN ME BEER, DEAN AMBROSE?
>>3771546
You realize how busy I am, of course, sir.
>>3771559
Sir. I am SEVERAL times your age. My species doesn't operate upon the same principles as humans, typically. And like I said, it's only dangerous if I will it to be, and by no means am I so ruel.
>>3771556
Bright and sunny, the sunflowers are thrice my size, and my mistress is happy.
>She smiles broadly
>>3771572
Elly, sir, a gatekeeper.
>She offers a curtsy
Say what you will, most furshit bis fucking bangin'.
>>3771583
Are you gay?
>>3771516
>Junko
>rping
Do my eyes deceive me?
ENDO
ENDO
ENDO WITH THE FEAST TIME STUNNERS.
>>3771556
It's nothing but the truth. You've seen it for yourself, have you not? Conceitedness with truth to back it up isn't really conceitedness.
>>3771562
I don't deliver mail. I don't have any reason to do that, but thank you for asking.
>>3771580
I don't think you want some fifteen year old going around thinking they know how to save people, would you? Most of the time they're more destructive than helpful if left to their own devices.
>>3771578
...Great...
>>3771606
That's Mukuro dressed as Junko.
>>3771578
Yes!
Because they can't!
>>3771580
Thanks!
You too!
>>3771583
A giant squirrel? N-No, that's not really right!
My name's Makoto, I'm a squirrel beastkin!
Half squirrel, half human, but.. Neither!
>>3771590
Hehe, it sounds like you're really good at your job, Elly.
That's super cool. I wish I could be that good at something.
>>3771611
>>3771611
But..
It kinda is..
>>3771590
Who's to say your scythe won't accidentally stab someone in the eye when you're busy talking to someone else? There's always a chance for an accident to occur, and it's my job to prevent that from happening.
So please put the scythe away and come join us in the finishing moments of Dean's game.
>>3771590
A pleasure, I am the United Kingdom, more commonly called Britain.
So you're a gatekeeper? Haven't seen someone with a title like that in a very long time.
>>3771605
Do I look like Seth Rollins, Dolf Ziggler, THe Miz or Tylber Breeze?
>>3771630
Do all these beastkins dress as strippers?
>>3771630
Do I need to prove to you that what I'm saying is true?
>>3771611
It helps destabilize communities allowing for an easier takeover. I'd rather they do what they do best: Collateral damage.
>>3771630
I don't think you understood that I just insulted you. Squirrels are cowardly idiots.
>>3771611
Ahkay, I'll be here watching this game of ice and humger
>>3771630
What if a plant heard you saying this shit? Would you say it right to their faces?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
>>3771607
I'm pumped up now!
THIS MATCH ENDS NEXT SLIDE.
WHO WILL BECOME THE NEW HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP.
>>3771659
?
>>3771645
No. I just thought you were gay because you only talk about Seth and Dean all day. If a half naked man can talk about other half naked men with passion like that, there's something there.
>>3771566
>Link is Utshitsu
That explains a few things.
>>3771630
Good? Not always...I've had a few more mess-ups than I care for.
>>3771634
As I said. It's only as dangerous as I will it to be, and considering how much I dislike people getting that close to me, it's highly unlike anyone will get withing reach of it regardless. But...I suppose I have an alternative that you might approve of, sir.
>>3771641
And from what I can tell, my attire has hardly been in fashion for some time.
>She smiles
I've been this for years beyond what I care to count, sir. I...don't quite have a normal human's lifespan, after all.
hi
Its tacos days already?
>>3771667
Mii desu
>>3771675
That's Saya you blind fuck.
>>3771673
I asked for the real Slim Shady
Not Skinny Stefaño
>>3771667
Here comes my second belt
>>3771590
Yeah... But aren't you going to beat them up eventually anyway?
>>3771686
Faggot weeaboo.
>>3771674
Wrestling is my passion and as much as I want to murder Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose, they are part of my passion.
>>3771606
They deceive you if you think that outfit you're wearing looks alright. Did your mom dress you this morning or something?
>>3771655
That's the opposite of what a hero does. What you're talking about right now is what a villain does. I wouldn't allow that to happen here. It's my job to prevent that kind of thing from happening.
>>3771656
...you're nothing the brightest crayon in the box, are you?
>>3771677
Let me hear it then.
>>3771675
>nope, it's Saya. She's still a work in progress
>>3771645
As huh?
No, I just dress like this 'cause it's easy to move around in, it's cute, and it's comfy!
>>3771652
Noo, I know it's true, it's just kinda jerky to say those kinds of things about yourself.
>>3771655
Huh? No they're not!
Squirrels are really smart, y'know! They live in trees and gather nuts, working together and stuff, they're smart animals!
>>3771657
Plants don't have faces!
>>3771677
Everybody messes up sometimes! To grow sunflowers so big though is really impressive, Elly!
>>3771689
Keep telling yourself that
>>3771688
>not wanting my salsa
why?
>>3771703
Raping your students must be so easy.
>>3771679
>>3771689
Oh.
Um.
>>3771701
>kisses
>>3771720
>calls the police
THERES A SCHOOL RAPING
>>3771677
Me and my counterparts also seem to live far longer than most here. Some give me a funny look when I say my age.
So what exactly do you guard? There are hardly any walled cities here from what I've seen.
>>3771722
*snap*
>>3771722
>>3771733
A school is raping something?
>>3771706
"E-excuse me? Did I hear someone talk about my recently deceased husband?"
You see that squirrel girl over there Petunia, She was calling your husband a non person.
"W-WHAT?!"
>>3771722
>>3771706
Would you rather I make myself out to be weak and unable to save people? That kind of mentality would be illogical, and I am not an illogical man.
>>3771720
I don't care enough to do such a thing, nor am I that evil of a man. If anything they're the ones that love me, for whatever reason.
>>3771706
Don't your tits slap you in the face when you jump around? And I suppose it's easy movement if you wear almost nothing. And I know a thing or two about it.
Kys Bolin
>>3771691
Well, even I'd much prefer scaring them away.
>>3771703
>She holds her scythe sideways, and lets go of it, the weapon floating slightly off the ground, before hopping up and sitting down on it
Better?
>>3771706
Oh, no, the sunflowers manage themselves...aside from perhaps a bit of coaxing from my mistress, I suppose.
>>3771734
I've probably met older, myself, sir. In the old way of things...? The mansion of my mistress, by the name of Mugenkan. Now, though, there is no such thing, instead I just keep watch over her sunflower field, the Garden of the Sun.
endo is bolin
>>3771566
0/10
0/10
Based/10
Cute/10
>>3771722
>>3771746
Congratulations.
>>3771766
...How is this any better than before?
>Rin walks into her office, heavily bloodied.
Well, if it isn't my favorite group of people. How are you all toda-
>>3771722
Not even a step in and I already need a drink...
Well, no time like the present.
>Rin takes a seat at her desk and begins chugging a bottle of vodka she had carefully hidden under her chair.
Asougi Counseling is now... open.
>>3771722
Thank you for the opportunity you provided for all these poor and special individuals.
Good afternoon to all of you. How have the wheels of fate been treating you?
>>3771727
>puts you in a headlock
>releases you
Whoopsie, haha. Sorry, that was just, uh... reflex? Yeah reflex. You really shouldn't sneak up on me like that.
>>3771742
.....H-Huh?
What're you doing?
>>3771745
No, but saying that you're super strong won't make you any friends!
>>3771747
No, they don't! I made this special for me! Well, I didn't make it, but I had it made!
>She jumps around, sure enough, her top staying stuck to her breasts as if by magic.
>>3771766
Coaxing?
>>3771784
Hi, Rachel!
How're you doing?
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH.
AND 2 TIME
HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SWOOOOOOOOOOORRRDDDDFIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHTEEEERRRR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G-c9aNduHo
>50 uids
bump the game
>>3771777
The same as always. Take a seat and wait for the next game to start, please.
>>3771784
Same to you as well. Please sit down and wait for another game to start.
>>3771786
I don't need friends. Friends aren't what make a great hero, so I'll pass up on making any of them. That's for you and the rest of the students to do.
>>3771703
I'll find a way around you regardless. We live in different realities anyway, so avoiding you will be easy.
>>3771706
Well then I'll put it bluntly.
YOU are a cowardly idiot.
>74 UIDs
bump the game
>>3771786
"You! How could you say my husband didn't have feelings of his own? He worked so hard the last few months of his life to support his 3 beautiful children, and you dare spit on his name!?"
>>3771766
I wouldn't be surprised if you had. Why do you need to keep watch over a sunflower field though? Doesn't seem like something that would need guarding, let alone with a scythe.
>>3771795
Good going, punk. Keep a hold of those belts for me, I'll come by later to snatch them off your punk ass.
Thanks for the game.
>>3771803
> I think you're confusing the images with the posters
>>3771816
Not the sharpest crayon in the box, are ya?
See you next match folks.
We're even Seth, now it's only up from here for me.
>>3771795
>>3771795
At the very least, thank you for hosting.
>>3771812
Exactly what I planned on doing. Would you care to join me for a drink or two until that time arrive?
>Rin lightly pats a hand against the side of her desk.
There's plenty of room, and plenty of drink, for everyone.
>>3771786
...Either that's 99% plastic in those jugs or your top is as tight as Dolf Ziggler's pants.
>>3771792
Hello Makoto. I'm doing excellently today. How about yourself?
>>3771812
I've no reason to sit right now. I'm here to take a walk, and I'll continue to until the next game.
>>3771795
Seems this game was rigged from the beginning to have Master Saya fail, thank you for the opportunity nonetheless.
>>3771795
Thank you for the game.
>>3771814
What you do in your own realm is not of my interest. I'm only concerned with where I live.
>>3771775
The only way a person could possibly harm themselves on it is if they kicked it or decided it'd be a good idea to tackle a bladed object.
>>3771777
Oh, dear...are you sure you're fit for such a place as this, miss?
>>3771784
Ah, hello, madame, I fare quite well, myself.
>She offers a curtsy
>>3771786
She has a fair bit of...control, over plants.
>>3771795
Thank you for having us, sir.
>>3771826
She bids it dear to her, and violently does away with trespassers, and so it shall be. Regardless of what I think of the place.
...She's very, very fond of sunflowers.
>>3771795
Good game guys
Thanks for hosting
>>3771766
Then you could scare them, that's better anyway right?
>>3771795
Congratulations Sword fighter!
Thank you for once again allowing me into the ring Sir! It's always action packed!
>420 UIDs
bump the game
>>3771840
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3771843
>he sits down next to her, waiting for her to serve him a drink
Normally I wouldn't drink in front of my students, but I feel as though none of them would care.
>>3771852
Why would you constantly be walking when you'll be doing plenty of that when a game starts up? Unless you plan on sitting throughout the game, you train of though is full of holes.
>2 UIDs
bump the game
>>3771840
Thanks for hosting Deano.
>>3771870
I try, but...they aren't always so easily scared.
>>3771841
N-Nice piercings, cutie. The helix rings are my favorite.
>>3771864
Odd. I don't think I've heard of someone being so protective over a sunflower field, not even France.
>>3771812
But friends are always nice to have.
Besides, you said you were past being a hero, right?
>>3771814
...No I'm not..
>>3771819
Ah!
I-I'm sorry, miss!
I didn't realize, you're right! I'm sorry!
>>3771845
As what?
I don't have any jugs of anything on me, actually, though. Sorry.
>>3771852
Good!
I was actually meaning to ask you a question!
D'you know anything about hihi'irokane?
>>3771864
Woah.. That's a cool power to have..
So she can make plants grow and stuff?
>thread full of cancer
Cancel the game.
>>3771864
Hmm...
Why don't you cover the bladed part up instead?
>>3771840
Time to take out satou and celes, and start working my way up the rankings.
>23 UIDs
bump the game
>>3771864
Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. The pain usually goes away after a drink or three.
Care to join me for a glass?
>>3771898
A teacher, then? I once chased a similar goal, but instead found myself here.
>Rin pours Aizawa a small amount of alcohol into a shot glass, and then sets it on the desk in front of him.
I hope you are fine with vodka. That's all I carry.
>>3771923
I'm nowhere near retirement. I'm only thirty years old...
>14 UIDs
Bump the game
>28 UIDs in primetime
bump the posters
>>3771923
"You're right you're sorry! And don't you dare say we don't have feelings ever again! Or so help me my husband's spirit will curse you!"
"Oh Mitch...not a day goes by where little Henry says he misses you..."
>>3771852
>You hear a faint voice in the distance.
raaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
>>3771925
>thread full of cancer
Nuke the board
>>3771864
>She doesn't return the curtsy, only a slight nod in acknowledgement
That's good to hear child. Have you worked your way through the delusions of training yourself here?
>>3771872
A horse, how strange. Hello there.
>>3771898
Not exactly. I came here to take a walk because sitting at home was growing far to boring. So to come here just to sit would be counter productive.
>>3771923
As in the metal, or have you met a new person you wish to introduce me to?
>>3771923
...I feel even more stupid talking to you than talking to my wreslting colleagues.
>>3771907
But there's no helping that sometimes..
>>3771965
Nah, just send it to the /trash/.
Oh, wait...
>>3771966
Do you have mail to send?
>>3771859
That works out in favor for both of us. I'll send you a postcard once I'm world dictator.
>>3771923
Yes, you are.
I'll be leaving now. Goodbye.
>>3771966
That definitely needs to be edited, didn't realize how bad it was saving it.
>>3771965
Nani
Nanisore
daijoubou deska
Sore
>>3771990
Nani ava when
>>3771990
The fuck are you talking about, you weeb trash?
>>3771919
Well, she is a flower youkai. And if she wants noone to disturb it...I life to serve.
>>3771923
>She nods
Quite right, indeed.
>>3771926
I don't have any sort of sheathe for it. It's completely redundant.
>She leans over and forcefully slams her hand against the blade's outer edge twice, and then the inner edge, showing the unharmed palm out
Only as dangerous as I wish.
>>3771940
I...doubt it would affect me, even if I were to, myself. Thank you regardless, miss.
>>3771966
I still believe it's quite effective. If nothing else, I'm getting more and more used to using this duplicate body.
>>3771973
Which is why I try to go easy on them....
>>3771982
None at all. I'm rather slow at adapting to the ways of this world. I'd find it much more appropriate to just pass the word on myself.
>>3771990
Nande...
Nandero...Nandero? NANDERO!?
>doesn't get in the robot
>>3771940
A teacher and a hero, but I'm sure that's no surprise to you. My appearance just screams "hero".
>he takes the shot and lightly places the glass down in front of you
I'm indifferent towards the alcohol I drink.
>>3771966
You've got more energy than most people here, I will give you that much, but you'll tire yourself out before the testing even begins.
>>3771987
And I'll send you a postcard once I catch wind of your dictatorship.
>>3771916
Oh well uh, thanks...
>>3771956
Oh. I thought you said you were a retired hero, but I guess I misheard you!
You just look so, um...
>>3771962
>She falls to her knees and grovels before the plant, nearly in tears.
I didn't mean to be so insensitive!
I'm so sorry! I'll repay your family in any way I can!
>>3771966
The metal.
My friend Rika is looking for it.
Do you know where I'd be able to find it?
>>3771969
Why do you feel dumb? You're not dumb!
Did I say something wrong? D'you need a hug?
>>3771987
Oh, well, uh.. Bye!
Hopefully you'll be in a less grumpy mood later!
>>3772015
Wow.. All I can do is punch things.
So what can you do, then?
>>3772015
A what? What on Earth is a youkai?
I miss Hikki and Okay OP
>>3772015
...
So in other words, your scythe is useless?
>>3772045
Yes, Makoto? I look so what?
I miss Fuck You Games
>>3772015
Duplicate body. That's a strange way to refer to a vessel.
>>3771963
>Ignoring the voice completely
>>3772027
I don't believe you understand my limits at all and would rather you just accept I don't wish to sit again.
>>3772045
The girl who hates magic? No, I don't know where you can find her some of that metal. It's rare to find, and even then I don't believe her intentions for the metal are quite right.
POST BUTTS!
Please.
>>3771923
Jesus Christ, feigning innocence and stupidity like this has to be one of the most autistic forms of roleplaying there is
>>3772020
Ahkay.
>>3772015
Does it matter if it effects you? It takes quite a few bottles to knock get me knackered, and yet here I am drinking. It's a way to kill time.
>Rin takes a sip from her bottle.
Who knows how long the next game will take, after all?
>>3772027
I'm not one to judge based on appearances. That would hurt business.
>Rin smiles, holding her bottle outwards to Aizawa.
Want more?
>>3772015
Haha, you're a softy sometimes..
>>3772083
>>3772083
>>3772075
Then Hoshi's a gold mine of autism
>>3772072
>It slowly gets louder.
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAABIT PERSON!
>She jumps on you.
>>3772053
Hikki got abducted by big gay burly guys and hasn't been heard from since.
Based Baron
>Trusting a Bastion to not let you down
Here we are again.
>>3772093
>Deleted
???
Did the punk ass robot get scared? Little nigga couldn't handle it.
You're joking...
Well, that was useless.
>>3772479
it was a bait thread
helo it is i graeth
>>3772419 (Elly)
Hmm.. I guess that makes sense. It's usually like, mind stuff, right? Third eye or whatever?
>>3772440 (Dean)
Huh? Why??
Don't you think we should just talk to him?
>>3772444 (Rachel)
Can't you just help me find where it is?
I won't ask you to get it for me!
helo it is i gerag
I just don't know what went wrong.
>>3772093
wew lad, everyone got baited well
>>3772498
Greetings, sister.
>>3772049
Ah...most would call us monsters of a sort, sir.
>>3772429
>>3772077
>She doesn't appear too surprised by that action
Well, I suppose you have a point...you've certainly chosen a strange place to take up counselling or the like in.
>>3772491
Indeed, miss....
>>3772505
Well, I suppose so...I just don't put much thought in to it.
>>3772411 (Kaito)
>She grimaces
Sorry about that...again.
>>3772391 (Aizawa)
Not much, beyond every youkai's typical abilities like flight...well, and telekinesis.
>>3772496
How is this allowed?
I'm laughing on the inside.
>>3772419(Elly)
Is that so?
Try moving me. I want to see all that you can do. Don't worry about hurting me though, because I'm sure you won't.
>>3772296(Makoto)
My house is virtually empty. There's nothing in it for spiders to make a home in.
>>3772429(Rin)
It's as simple as it sounds. People where I'm from are born with quirks, or "powers" as some of you might call them. They range from super strength, to breathing fire, to controlling acid levels and destroying things with only your five fingers.
>>3772416
>hugs
Rememer to vote for me on election day.
>>3772419 (Elly)
Nah, don't be you're like the third person to do so so far, haha... I suppose you could say it's getting out of hand..
>>3772073
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD YOU IT WOULD END
>>3772073
You know what I'd like to see? Your brains spilling out onto the floor.
>>3772542
I want to touch the squirrel's butt.
>>3772505
He's the guy that booted my best friend in the face and stole the big gold belt I got right now. Betrayed all of his own friends and kicked them in the face because his team couldn't win any belts. He booted one of the new guys in the face the other day for acting too happy. He boots me all the time when I enter through the door.
Not too mention the biggest offense of all. Being Irish.
If dubs, host
>>3772565
I want to see muffins
==AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==
>>3772537
>She shakes her head
I've...never really been able to do it to a living being. It wouldn't be right of me, regardless.
>>3772539
Clearly so...I still regret doing it.
>Takes a heavy drink of vodka.
That was disappointing.
>>3772529
I thought my office was in a prime location.
What better a place than one where hatred is inevitable? That, and participating in the games is quite entertaining from time to time.
>>3772537
You must have one of these powers then, if you are a teacher in this world. Would you mind telling me about it? I don't mind swapping information about myself with you if you desire a fair trade.
>Rin pushes her chair back and walks to the door.
Don't worry, I'm still listening.
>>3772529
You don't know how your own ability works?
>>3772537
I meant, like.. You, not your house.
You look like a house that has spiderwebs in it, y'know?
>>3772570
I don't see why not, Anon.
Is there something stopping you?
Do you not have hands?!
I'm so sorry that you lost your hands, Anon!
>>3772576
Hmm..
I think you guys could gain a lot from just sitting down and talking with each other!
>>3772528
helo rraeth it is i graeth
>>3772490
>>3772515
Should I host?
>>3772587
...
Did that horse just talk? Or am I going insane?
>tfw cant edit for shit to make my own vraeth edits
>>3772615
Go for it.
>>3772592
Kamina can you shut? I'm trying to catch some sleep.
>>3772605
We already tried that.
He took the chair he was sitting on and hit me with it.
>>3772597
Me too, you got sealed unfairly because of it.
Can someone point me into the right direction where I can find some ass?
>>3772576
>>3772605
The day when Dean Ambrose and I will have a civil talk is the day The Social Outcasts will win the Tag Team Championship, Roman Reigns stop being shit and Dean Ambrose realized Disney World is not a mental asylum for kids.
>>3772598
Hatred...? Ah, but I can't disagree, this place is excellent for training.
>>3772605
Not...really, I suppose. Or perhaps I know, but can't explain it...?
>She shrugs briefly
>>3772644
Well, I mean...beyond that.
>Vraeth is the next flavor of the month meme character
I approve. Vraeth is cringe as fuck.
>>3772634
I've never hosted before and I don't have a code. I don't have hosthelper so it might take a while
>>3772597
I don't see why you can't at least try right now. Who knows, maybe your quirk has truly awakened during your time here? There's only one way to find out.
>>3772598
It's nothing more than teaching my students how and went to act on their quirks, and pushing them to their very limits. None of them have died on me yet, but you can never be so sure about what the future holds.
>he takes another drink
As for me, my quirk is simple. I can disable another person's quirk just by staring at them.
>>3772605
...No, I don't know what you mean. You're sounding very odd right now.
>>3772648
helo it is i gerag is left is baron he fuk us
>>3772666
who should we do after vraeth?
>>3772616
Maybe you mishear stuff like me.
>>3772667
Gotta start somewhere.
>>3772667
Have you set up a roster before?
bqPRHS8w city code if you want it
>>3772605
>grabs butt and gently squeezes and slaps it
>>3772505
I've already voiced my opinions Makoto. I'll do no further. That aside what else have you been up to?
>>3772685
First things first, we run the Vraeth meme into the fucking ground.
>>3772685
>whispers in a falsetto
ponies...
>>3772671
I'm a lesbian. I don't need Baron's smegma covered chode.
>>3772468
wait what? why? What meme have I unknowingly caused this time?
>>3772651
It isn't?
You mean all those people in goofy costumes aren't there to test the kids and see if they can see past the lies?
>>3772658
Haha, it's fine Elly, I got arms still right?
>>3772637
>>3772651
>She walks over to Dean and puts her hand on his shoulder, before leading him over to Sheamus and putting her hand on his shoulder too. She pats them both and smiles.
Alright, you guys, let's talk out our issues!
>>3772658
>She reaches out and takes off your hat, running her fingers through your hair, like a monkey looking for a bug.
D'you have a third eye in here somewhere?
>>3772670
Like.. You look like the shell of a hero, y'know?
I mean.. Try not to be offended, but you look, um.. Past your prime?
>>3772691
Ow!
>She jumps forward and turns towards you.
Don't be so mean, Anon! You don't need to hit me!
>>3772710
I've just been making new friends, pretty much! I think a lot of the people here like being friends, so it's all working out pretty good!
>>3772715
baron below gaeyth have fun.
>>3772717
up for suum fuk?
>>3772687
>She tries to set your eyes back in place.
Jesus, this is some funny shit.
>>3772658
Wherever there is fighting, there is always certain to be someone who wants another certain someone to disappear. That, or just someone who needs an odd job or two done for them.
After all, I'm a problem solver, not an assassin. I just happen to be able to do both.
>>3772670
>Rin wheels in a trolley, which carries two large, wooden crates.
Ah, I see. What I do is much less grand. I'm a jack-of-all-trades, or perhaps you'd prefer the term problem solver.
I don't know if your gaze could disable my own powers, but I am what you would call an immortal. One who rises from the grave no matter how many times they are killed.
>Rin sets the trolley in the corner of her office and returns to her seat. She drinks.
>>3772690
I don't think I have. I'll be sure to use this code
>>3772742
What's so funny?
>>3772735
Uh.
I want all my friends and family back together with me?
>>3772735
Of course. It isn't in the nature of people to be hateful. You've also been fond of trying to introduce most your new friends to me whenever I'm here. It keeps me entertained enough.
>>3772073
guess
>>3772714
luna it is
>>3772782
Fucking WIGGINS
>>3772790
Not hairy enough.
>>3772726
Except Mickey Mouse. He is a covert recruiter for an underground nazi militant organisation, fella.
>>3772735
Whoa whoa whoa. there will be no talking, squirrelygirl. I don't hate him that much. I just think he's an arse. An ugly arse from Ohio. And I see it as my godgiven duty to remind him of that fact every single day.
>>3772770
>She snickers.
What hit you in the head?
>>3772790
No....
>>3772782
Can't be tricky, it's not saggy and covered in asscne enough
>>3772802
Zacharie.
Classic Anon games!
Give me 48!
>>3772782
Link
>>3772735
>he shows you a photo of him shaved and properly dressed
Is this what you'd rather me look like?
>>3772757
I don't think it would, but I've never used it on an immortal as they've died. Maybe it would, but I'm not here to kill you. That goes against what I'm about.
...
Could you tell me what's in those boxes over there?
Alright, since nobody's going to host, I'll do it. Thread up in a few minutes
>>3772670
I simply don't have a desire to. I much prefer keeping it to just my scythe and tiles.
>>3772710
>>3772444
No, no, miss, I can manage the energy as it were, and I'm just as capable in this split state as I am normally. But if something should come about more powerful than the odd fairy, I admit I may well need to dismiss this body.
>>3772728
Well, yes, but...I suppose I just don't care for what I did.
>>3772735
Hey...!
>She simply flinches as you do that
I most certainly do not!
>After a moment a few objects seem to spill out of her hat
>>3772757
Do you actually get business often?
>>3772818
Colonel Sanders
>>3772818
Vic Viper
>>3772818
I-No
>>3772818
graeth
>>3772738
..Who is the bright spark that decided to clone that infernal girl. One Vraeth was enough trouble as it was.
>Place has internet.
>4chan is blocked.
Well that is just great. Thank you for the match. Congratulations.
>>3771254(Makoto)
What are you planning?
>>3771253(Kaito)
You would know.
>>3771266(Dean)
I see. Is that why you are always doing the same thing when I smile? Because you need to be fixed?
>>3771305(Elly)
I mean that I am still unable to recognize my own yet they apparently stll happen. Few have noted that I was in tears a few times.
>>3772818
Dean Ambrose
>>3772818
Elly
>>3772818
Aizawa-Sensei
>>3772818
X7-10
>>3772818
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3772818
Deebo
>>3772822
>The fuck? Hell no it isn't me.
>>3772818
And I was just about to host. Oh well. The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3772818
Dipper Pines
>>3772818
Penguin
>>3772801
Well first was a wall, then a sign, then I got stuck on the clouds, wait why do you wanna know this?
>>3772818
King Dedede
>>3772818
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3772818
Lord Beerus
>>3772818
Eggman-kun
>>3772818
Newton Knight
>>3772818
R1 Guy
>>3772818
Jeb Bush
>>3772818
Bill CIA Wilson
>>3772818
Classy Raven
>>3772818
Derpy
>>3772818
Rachel Alucard
>>3772818
Gayag
