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Would you a cat? Or any animal for that matter?
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Would you a cat?
Or any animal for that matter?
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>>3771391
i dont even think its possible to stick your dick in a cat without killing/severely injuring them
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>>3771391
Fuck yeah, if it had a human vagina so I clothing stick my dick in our
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No, animals are for service/cute/cuddle.
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>>3771391
Not an IRL cat. You'd kill it.

But a 2D one, sure.

Also, horses, dolphins, dogs, andpigs I would fuck IRL privately.
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>>3771391
Yes.
Big cats in particular.
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>>3771391
>Or any animal for that matter?
As someone who is legitimately attracted to other animals, yeah, any mammal that fits would be fair game.
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3D no, 2D yes
look how inviting this is
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>>3771391
>Or any animal for that matter?
Irl? Yes.
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>>3772211
>that mount
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>>3772212
I'd go easy with a dog if she was comfortable with it. Slow and gentle for me.
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Real life horses, any kind of furry or feral 2D.
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>>3771391
I am into dogs, so yeah.

>>3772459
An experienced dog will get annoyed if you go too slow though.
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>>3773444
I don't see myself with an experienced dog because I don't know that many zoophiles IRL. I plan on meeting with 2 professed zoos soon though, but it's just for chatting and getting to know each other.
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>>3773520
You can always get your own dog.
Even if you don't want to fuck her, it's nice to have a companion around.
Meeting people is always good though, even if you are not doing "anything", just make sure they are for real.
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>>3773887
We've exchanged personal infom real names, face pics etc. I have a female but she's too small for anything really. She's super smart though and loves to run.
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>>3773928
With enough care and patience on both sides you can fuck anything around border collie size and upwards, you just need to know how.
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>>3774138
She's a med sized Aussie. No go.
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>>3772439
fuuuck
someone draw this
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>>3774161
I seen hung people do stuff with dogs about that size without too much problem, provided they are not spayed of course.
Assuming whoever you are meeting is experienced enough, they might be even able to help you out.
Lovely breed though, they are amazing dogs, lucky you.
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>>3773887
I've always wanted to get my own dog but never could afford it.
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>>3774267
She's not spayed. But she is deaf and I worry she wouldn't understand what's happening. Now oral - I've done some and it's nice. Not a whole lot to the taste that I can discern though.
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Would you a rat /trash/?
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>>3774291
Do you mean initial cost for the dog or the money you will spend on food/vet?
Dogs are not really that expensive, high quality food usually lasts a long time before you need to buy more and they don't require too many vet visits after they grow up.
You only need a bit of money saved up just in case an emergency happens.

>>3774318
Hearing is not extremely important for dogs, specially when it comes down to something simple like sex. It might not be for humans, but for dogs, sex isn't really that complicated.
If she can understand that you two get pleasure from oral, she can understand sex as well. You just need to take it easy and go slow until you two get the hang of it.
The taste depends on the person, some hate it, some love it.
Some people just do it to please their dog and don't really do it with other dogs.
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>>3771391
A cat is fine too.
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>>3774391
I would a mouse. Not sure about rats though.
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>>3771391
Bitches and mares yeah, real cats no. But I'd plow that 2D cat for days.
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>>3774462
Getting enough money is easy enough if you have a job, but how can people have enough time for a dog when they're spending 9+ hours away from home? Surely this is impossible (or at least extremely irresponsible) for a single person.
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>>3774462
>Do you mean initial cost for the dog or the money you will spend on food/vet?
All of the above. It's just that bills been piling up these days and I don't see my friends and family paying me back any time soon.
>Dogs are not really that expensive
I'm not sure the price of one but II'm interested in getting a Jindo but shit hella expensive about 2,500.
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>>3772439
that's a male just fyi
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dolphins yeah
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>>3775691
If you are getting a pup, it can be pretty tough.
I used to hire people for a few hours or leave her at my parent's house at first. It only laste for a few weeks however, when she was 3 months old she was able to stay alone in the house for that time without too many issues.
If you make up for the lost time, it's better that you get a dog than no dog. As long as you take it outside on walks, play with it and make it happy, he/she won't care if you leave it for too long, it will be just natural to it.
After all, I am pretty sure a dog would be better off waiting for it's master a few hours, than rotting away in a shelter.

>>3776506
>>Do you mean initial cost for the dog or the money you will spend on food/vet?

Fair enough, you can always wait until you are done with those bills until you get a dog.

>I'm not sure the price of one but II'm interested in getting a Jindo but shit hella expensive about 2,500.

Don't let social stigma control you, that's a "pro-bred dog", which usually means a ton shit of inbreeding and sometimes health issues regardless of were you got it. Sure, it's better to get it from someone who knows what he is doing, but a dog is a dog, her lineage won't change who she is in the end.
Getting a "well-bred" dog doesn't makes it immune to disease, and getting a "baddly bred" dog doesn't means it will just die in a few weeks or have a serious condition at some point.
I had a 5k worth "Show-quality" golden retriever, and she passed away from cancer when she was 11. The end result is always the same regardless of the money you invest in.
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>>3771391
A female cat that's bonded to you will take it in the mouth if you're gentle and get her interested.
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I'd like to but I wouldn't want to harm it
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Is this the feral thread? Can I get some more feral mare?
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>>3782495
really?, tell me more.
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>>3771391
>Would you a cat?
Or any animal for that matter?
Yes Cats, also Dolphins, Horses, Dogs and especially Deer. Female only because I Ain't gay.
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>>3781267
I didn't know about all that. I was interested in Jindos because of their playfulness and loyalty to their owners. I stopped looking into it after I found out the price to own one. I'll hold out into getting a dog once I've at least paid off my bills.
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>>3771568
>Fuck yeah, if it had a human vagina so I clothing stick my dick in our

What did he mean by this?
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I would a dolphin
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>all these people that wouldn't a 3D cat just because penetration is a no-go
>absolutely no love for the feline one inch wonder, either
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What if the cat is already dead?
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I'd this cat
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>>3786529
Then you're one weird ass fucker
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>>3771391
I would.

I might do a real one, too, even if it ruined her little kitty insides to take my 8" peen. Just to know I tried it. If it felt nice I might start treating kitties like kleenex, though.

>yes, hello, I will take your craigslist kittens to a good home
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>>3789260
I'd rather appreciate their grace and have them sleep over me and dream that big cats were allowed to be kept just like big dogs—than do to a beautiful little creature what all those dirty, nasty dogfuckers who keep large dogs in cities do.
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>>3771391
Only if I could impregnate her.
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>>3790030
>who keep large dogs in cities do.

Are you fucking retarded?
I am not even shitposting, I am asking if you are legitimately mentally challenged.
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>>3781267
Not a zoophile, but this seems like the best place to ask.
Is there a way to rescue a dog without it being neutered/spayed?
The practice disgusts me, and everyone thinks I'm crazy for not wanting a fixed dog.
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>>3790870
Isolation is the only other way to be sure a non-desexed dog won't cause any 'trouble', barabric as it may seem, Neutering is the only way to make sure it's safe for dogs to socialize while remaining domestic.
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Any of them if they had intelligence. Having a mare show her daughter to you is super cute
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>>3772439
Wish this was a porn and that was a girl and he's thrusting while she's licking his face.
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I'd only fuck an animal if he or she was sapient and could speak.
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>>3790870
Media and specially vets in the US make it seem like spaying is the only way, so most people think of it that way.
One of our biggest problems is that vets will "recommend" spaying to everyone in the US because this will earn them a quick buck. In other countries where the prices aren't as high, they do it as an option, but never force it.
You can get an un-spayed dog from some shelters, often under "promise" that you will spay it later when she grows up.
I once was allowed to rescue a pup without it being spayed, having a pup spayed at such a young age is nothing short of ridiculous, and affects growth.
Show/working dogs are never spayed this early because of that.
If your shelters won't work out that "deal" with you, you can always buy a dog from a breeder, or a less "reputable" one if you don't have the money.

>>3792134
Seems like you don't even know the slightlest about dogs or training.
While there is indeed a behavior change after neutering (Sometimes this behavior can be bad, surprising owners who wanted to "fix" their dog), you can acomplish perfect behavior with training.
I train dogs as both a living and a hobby, and any well trained dog can and will ignore even a bitch in heat in front of him if told.
Socializing is something that they learn, not something they will magically get in their brains after getting their balls cut off.

And no, I don't even fuck male dogs.
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>>3802051
I've seen some insane stuff from dogs with balls. Bull mastiff knocking down walls to get to a bitch in heat.

What do you suggest for learning how to train dogs? I always wanted to get into it.
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>>3802051
Also do you get with female dogs? What breeds? Advice for seducing them and making them horny for you?
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>>3771391

Yes, but only if they have human-like genitalia like OP's pic
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>>3802249
I seen neutered dogs destroy other dogs under little to no stress. Neutering is not a replacement for training.
And I would recommend watching the basics on videos online, or if you can afford it, hire a professional. Usually these are expensive, but if you have money to spare is worth a try.
Just remember to always be with the dog while it's being trained so you can pick stuff up.
Otherwise, there are plenty of books in the subject.
It requires a shit ton of time and specially patience, but the benefits are amazing.

>>3802368
Yes. Only "big" ones though. I particularly like GSDs, Huskies, Dalmatians, and specially Golden Retrievers.
You can fuck anything from border collie size, but out of preference I don't do anything smaller than a golden or bigger than a doberman.
Also, as with humans and most animals, dogs have different personalities and their behavior is almost always different. What works in one dog won't in another.
You can always try to be gentle and please a bitch (Which means, play with her, focus on her pleasure, not yours, bonding) while in heat. Of course, a random bitch in heat will probably be hostile to your advances, so don't do it with anything other than your dog or a friend's who "shares" with you. You would need to aproach the dog as a caring owner first, and then show them that there is plenty of pleasure in sex while in heat.
After that first experience, more often than not most will keep asking for it afterwards, even when their heat ends.
Of course, there are dogs with little to no sex drive out there, so depending on the dog she could be horny for you every single day, or twice a month.
There are guides about this kind of stuff out there.
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>>3802552
I'd love to hear more, since you obviously know what's up when it comes to both training and proper care. I'd love to be pointed in the directions of many and any books on the subject of dog training you can give me.

I'd like to hear more about what you can tell me about Doberman bitches. What they like, their arousal levels, etc. I'd really appreciate hearing about any experiences you've had. They are the most beautiful creatures ever. What "size" of man do they like?
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>>3802945
I don't remember any relevant books that I can point you out to at this momment, much less where to buy them, it's been a while since I went to a library.
My advice however, is not to follow it exactly as it's said, try to adapt the knowledge it gives you and make it work with the dog you have.
I would say you would be better off training a dog in the basics before moving forward and reading more complicated books. With so many videos online and how easy basics are, you are better off not buying a book for that.
My recommendation (After you watch a few videos/read a few articles) is that once you have enough knowledge, you start using a combination of both treat training and just plain discipline.
In my experience, start out with treats, then move out to discipline training once the pup is old enough to understand it.

And my experience with doberman bitches is fairly limited, at least when it comes to sexual experience, only doing it once with a friend's doberman, so I can't really say much that would cover the entire breed when it comes to sex.
What I can say however, is that in my research, the more active a breed is, the more horny it will be. Of course, there are exceptions out there, but they are rare.

As for most dogs, they will be fine with anyone that is not too big/tick, if you are average lenght a doberman shouldn't be too much of an issue. Most dogs don't have too much of a preference when it comes to humans, but I have seen a few that are a bit off when they see minorities that they are not used to. (Say, a black person when they haven't seen one in their life).
Still, if said minority would spent enough time with the dog, they will quickly go over their preferences.
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>>3803279
Dobermans, being a sort of velcro-dog", I'd say are fairly active... did you get with her in heat? What was her reaction? Is 7.5 x 5.5 too big?

I'd also like to hear about the sexual side of husky bitches and your experiences with them. It's so rare to find someone willing to type things out like yourself.
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>>3803363
They are indeed active, but I can't really say much about how sexually inclined they are since my experiences with the breed are so limited, but no, she wasn't in heat at the time. She was for the most part calm, but very rough (As with most large dogs) when it came to playing. Usually (If you did a good job), the dog will be extremely playful after you two finish, expect "mess" to fly around everywhere.
I would say you are slightly above average, you might have some issues with smaller dogs but a doberman should be able to take you with enough effort.
By effort I mean getting the bitch used to sex and taking things, not forcing your dick in her. I find butt plugs to be exceptionally useful for this kinds of stuff.
Again, there are plenty of guides on the subject on how to have sex with a female dog.

And Huskies are more outgoing, they are very active and don't mind doing it several times a week. They can be quite small but they will be able to take most people after some time.
Some of them can be quite needy while in heat, but you can still find a few that barely want any, even in heat.
It mostly comes to past experiences, usually sex is a no go when dealing with dogs that have been abused.

Lastly, it's not that hard to find peope who have this kind of experience if you know where to look.
Something to keep in mind however, is that more experienced/older people will be more reluctant to share information.
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>>3803543
Not looking for others or an animal. Just reading what you post in quite invaluable. How often do huskies like it? How do you keep things quiet; doesn't your load slide out of her during the day? How do you keep other dogs away from her when she's in heat?
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>>3803595
I don't have a husky, most of my experiences come from other people's huskies.
I have a lot of experience training them, but I never do anything with a client's dog.

And as with all dogs, it depends on their personality. For the most part, they are ok with having it twice a day, and they will actively look for their mate a few times a week. Outgoing dogs can be quite needy, specially if bored for whatever reason.
Sex can be substituted for other pleaseant activites if you don't feel like doing it too often with a needy husky. If she asks for it too much, just walk her for an extra hour, or play with her in a park, whatever you wish to do will help.

As for keeping things quiet, never do anything outside of a controlled envyronment. Always inside a secure house, and if using an hotel, it has to be a pet friendly one and keep the noise to a minimum. I found that people will usually mistake any mess or noise for gay sex if you invite someone over.
Always keep yourself quiet, never talk about this in person with anyone who you don't know for sure is like you, and never go in their wrong side as come can and will call the cops on you if they don't like you.
Never do anything with a random dog, always ask for permission with any dog (Including yours, else it leads to abuse) and simply don't make it too obvious.
Your stuff will spill out fairly quickly, and they are fairly clean themselves. Most of it (If there is any remaining after cleanup) will come out without notice when they need to relieve themselves outside.

Depending on where you live, there will be little to no dogs to worry about if you have a bitch in heat. However, you keep them away by always supervising your dog at all times whenever you walk her outside or just let her out to play. Never leave her alone, not for a split second. Depending on the dog, it can whore herself out to any dog, or deny herself to anything but her owner. Still, don't take any chances.
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>>3803790
Simply "shooing" any males that come close should be enough, but it's rare for people to let their dogs out nowadays, much less if they aren't neutered.
Strays rarely get close regardless, a bitch in heat will not change anything if they see a human with her.
I had unspayed bitches for over 20 years and never had a single pup.
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>>3803790
I would hope that you or others wouldn't do anything with a client's dog. That'd be low brow indeed.

I'm shocked to hear about twice a day. I'm surprised that a husky would be so horny. How do I know if she's asking for it? How exactly does on condition oneself and one's dog for such encounters?

What sort of living arrangement and career would fit into this sort of lifestyle? I'd imagine needing to spend lots of time with said dog, but if one works full time, how is it possible? It seems like one would need a home/house for this, and not an apartment.
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>>3803873
No one I know of does anything with his clients.
Not only is it disrespectful, but it can lead to unwanted behaviors on a dog.
A dog humping your leg asking for sex would be nice for a zoophile, but not so much for anyone else.
And the twice a day is for the most part, only if you request it. Most of the time you will only see dogs asking for it every other day, unless they are exceptionally bored.
It's fairly obvious when a bitch asks for it. Most of the time it will limit itself to just playfulness, whining and in more outgoing dogs, outright humping you. It is important to correct the later as a lot of dogs don't understand that this is not acceptable outside the house.
Again, this doesn't applies to all huskies, just a good bunch of them.
I don't quite understand what you mean by "condition" however, I don't expect anyone to just run around fucking dogs everywhere. You eventually pick up on your dog's behavior/body language with time and so will she, it will be pretty clean when one wants something.

As for living arrengement or career, I would dare say anything goes. I have seen anything from ranchers to office men care for their dogs and do this stuff.
A dog does requires plenty of time, but as long as you give her the time she needs after work then you will more than make up for it.
Most people I met are single and spend time with their dogs instead of doing other activites. In those that are married, the wife is the one who spends time with them instead.
A house would be better, but provided you can give them plenty of excersice and attention, an apartment is enough for anything but huge breeds. I met a lot of people with GSDs that live in small apartments.
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>>3804014
Interesting how you know with such accuracy who's spending "quality time" with their bitches, like the wide career rage. What have you that sort of insight? Do they just give off a vive of "I make love to my dog"?
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>>3804055
No, most people I speak off are people I met in person and talked with, usually after meeting them online in some forum or by being introduced by other friends.
Surprisingly, the chain is quite big.

If you want to seriously make some research, you have to go out there, sometimes the internet is not enough, specially nowadays where most people keep to themselves online.
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>>3804116
I suppose I'm just surprised that "loving" dogs is so prominent. I didn't expect that.
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>>3803790
You said you referred Golden retrievers, are they the best lay? also do dogs like anal? thanks for answering these questions, you the real MVP.
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>>3772439
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>>3804147
Don't get me wrong, it's not.
Zoophiles are incredibly rare, I just know a lot of people.
I usually found about 10-20 per state if I am lucky.

>>3804190
For me, they are, but I am extremely biased since I had a shit ton of golden before.
Huskies and GSDs seem to be the best for most people though, it honestly depends on your preferences and the dog's personality.
As for anal, more often than not, they don't.
Most will instinctively pull away and a bunch will simply deny it. I seen some bitches that get off to it but they are rare.
Usually a bitch that really loves her owner/mate will let him do her in the ass, but not particularly like it. They usually do it just to please their owner.

NP, my severe lack of sleep helps.
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>>3804281
So what, you actively look for them or something? Mind if I ask what the motive is? Companionship? A sense of community? I'm surprised so many people trust you.
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>>3804315
I sometimes do, other times I get invited, and sometimes I just find them online.
Main motive is just to have fun, I greatly enjoy traveling and meeting new people (Even if my job doesn't allows such things), it really gives you a new way to look at things.
Of course, having something in common with all these people helps a lot.
Some do it to "build up the community" again, but I don't particularly like being part of someone based on my sexual preferences alone.
You are who you are because of what you do, not because of what you fuck.
And it's all about the chain. Once you meet someone trustworthy, that person sets you up with more and so on, until you develop a reputation.
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This became a really good thread.
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>>3805856
>Cat thread
>Devolves into dog fucking /an/
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HOLY FUCK LESS TEXT MORE PORN YOU FAGGOTS
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>>3806541
Shush, start your own thread if you must
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>>3806574
Nigga I'm not going to be like hunger games fags and start another thread when there is already a perfectly good one
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>>3806606
>perfectly good one
Then why complain?
Besides, OC text is much more valuable than a bunch of pictures you can already look up on e621 by yourself
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>>3806851
>OC text
>about people fucking dogs
>in a thread that was started for cats
That's why I complain
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>>3806887
Fucking a cat IRL is tantamount to committing taxidermy however
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>>3772271
It's exponentially better uncensored and translated.
https://e621.net/post/show/789606/anthro-anus-armband-blush-breasts-butt-butt_grab-d
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>>3806887
You're free to make oc text about fucking cats.
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>>3807466
this
Plus, fucking cats is a bit harder. The resident catducker can come and post his experiences if he likes though. This is actually a perfect opportunity to.
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>>3807006
Damn son, you right. Thanks for this.
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>>3808628
Well, I doubt most people in this thread haven't already heard of my feline fellatio escapades before
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>>3771391
I'd love to fuck some mustelids. Anything from having a tiny weasel hump my cock while he fucks my urethra to cumming balls deep in an otter's pussy.

Anyone got stuff with feral mustelids?
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>>3812378
yeah otters are super easy to find
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>>3789260
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Animal lover bump
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I wanna be the cat that gets boned
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>>3782495
>Wanting to stick your dick in a mouth designed to tear flesh
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>>3823129
this
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>>3819542
I fucked over 10 dogs but I haven't been lucky enough to fuck a fox.
One day..
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>>3823960
>I fucked over 10 dogs

Lucky bastard.
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>this thread
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>>3824047
It's not even that impressive, you have to be beyond a retard in order to fuck something up with fucking dogs.
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>>3824074
There is literally nothing wrong with fucking animals.
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>>3824102
>>>/v/oid/
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>>3824074
Why?
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>>3824119
It's true.
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Bump for more doggy facts.
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>>3828936
Dog trainer still lurking here, ask away.
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>>3829275
which bred has the best knots?
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>>3829275
know of any male dogs that enjoy receiving anal?
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>>3828936
Fact: dogs are inferior to cats
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>>3829937
>holes too small to fuck
>dick too small to fuck you

Dogs > Cats
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>>3829814
I don't fuck male dogs
>>3829901
I heard of a few, but as with most dogs, they don't like anal very much.
Also, I don't fuck male dogs

>>3829937
Fuck off, Cats are shit.
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>>3829937
This is true, but only in the sense that lions are big cats
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This is some of the most vile shit I've seen in a while.
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>>3830301
>saying this while ignoring the diaper, scat, vore, etc threads

Anon, you retard
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>>3830301
Oh really? Please tell me more about your inflation/scat furry fetishes that you so love you obese fuckup.
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>>3830065
>he thinks a pet's shit just because he can't stick his dick anywhere
>he doesn't want to suck on a cat's one inch wonder or rub on an itty bitty kitty clitty
Nah m8
>>3830282
Big cats are shit, fuck you
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>>3830168
do bitches hump or be active during sex or the they just passive? have you ever had a blowjob from a dog? What was your best experience with a bitch?
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>>3830606
It depends on their personality and activity levels.
More active bitches will rather hump than just wait around until you are done, although most stop humping after a while.
In most cases, they hump when they want you to start going at them fast and don't want to spend much time with foreplay.
Most dogs get pretty desperate with foreplay, some would rather go down to business immediately.
Timid dogs will almost always be completely passive, as well as more experienced bitches since they fully know what they are dealing with.
Yes, but only from my dog. In my experiences, almost no dog gives blowjobs because it goes against it's instinctively gag reflex. More often than not she will require training.
Besides that, I never seen it happen with someone else other than the owner, they are only wiling to do it with their owner. It's a matter of debate whetever it's because of trust or love.
My best experience was with my own bitch, something about doing it with a dog very close to me and looking after her pleasure makes things better. Sex with other bitches feels more "dry", and doesn't gives me that "shaky legs" feeling afterwards.
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>>3771391
cat? nah. Came close to trying with a doe though. There was a family of deer that were familiar with humans near my old house. Came... startlingly close to doing so.
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>>3830775
Care to elaborate anon?
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>>3771391
If they gave consent and my dick fitted, sure.
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>>3776576
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The idea of an animal soliciting you for sex is pretty hot
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How would one gauge a bitch's interest?
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How do other zoophiles meet zoophiles? I just want some friends into the same thing I am ;_;
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>>3852747
Why would you want to do that?
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>>3852785
To fuck their animals?
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>>3852828
Why not just get your own?
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>>3852747
Understandable, a lot of people in the "community" want to be around other people, people who can share something natural with.
Join a forum or one of those online communities. Once you talk to some people, demonstrate you are trustworthy and a decent human being, people will start opening up to you.
Otherwise, if she is alright with it, you can "share" your female dog, that always gets the attention of other zoophiles.
Even if they don't want to fuck her, knowing that you have a dog and care for her will make you more approachable.
Other than that, zoophiles are not really that different from normal people (A few weird autistic fuckups here and there but few overall), so getting a zoophile friend is not really that different from getting a "normal" one.

You must be really careful however, only meeting those who can share some sort of proof with you (Webcam, Pictures with them and their dogs, Dog pictures, personal information) that kind of stuff.
Never tell any sort of personal information, if you are using an email, use another one.
Avoid showing your face until you can trust the other person, and only meet at heavily public places for the first time.

If your state has no anti-zoophilia laws, you are safe to meet anyone you like, although you should still be careful not to screw up.
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>>3852828
Only if they're cute and willing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Someone should make a discord/general for people into fucking animals.
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>>3771391
I once jerked off a buck during their mating season. The bugger humped pretty hard, had a nice, big load though~
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>>3853071
Sure you did
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>>3853052
Discord is cancer and a general would get deleted because bestiality triggers one of the mods
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>>3811250
what?
Cats have barbed tongues how would this even be a thought
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>>3853499
He sucks his cat's little tapered cock.
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>>3830724
Sounds like your dog is wet for you
By blowjob you mean it gags on you? I always figured it'd just lick you off
And by >when they want you start going at them fast
How fast do you mean?
Can you a dog hard like you would a normal grill? I imagine if I tried to do that it'd be too much for the dog
And by hard I mean like HARD
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>>3853071
story or more info
this is hot af
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>>3853536
>>3853588
Can I get an explanation as to why
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>>3853692
Why wouldn't I want to suck his cock?
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>>3853692
To make him orgasm?
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>>3853593
She is, and by blowjob most people mean just licking, since that's mostly what dogs do, but for me it means it takes it into her mouth and starts moving her tonge while taking you.
They won't "gag" on it, they will only take you so far, but their mouth is pretty long so it can take an average penis easily.
By fast I mean "stick your dick in her" fast. Some dogs have no patience at all when it comes to sex and will pull away for a few seconds if you take too long. Take even longer and they might just lose interest for the night.

And yes, you can do a dog really hard, but only if the bitch is experienced. You try it hard with an inexperienced bitch and you will scare her, ruining any future chances to fuck her.
For dogs, is all about the experience, a traumatic experience might mean they will look at sex as something hostile, and will react accordingly.
For experienced/slutty bitches however, you can take them as hard as you want and they won't even flinch, most actually enjoy it, specially when in heat.
My bitch loves when I take her really hard, and doesn't minds people who knows well to do her hard either.
All of them won't tolerate things such as "spanking" however, as they see someone hitting them as something negative.
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>>3830724
Don't forget that squeezy thing they do with their pussies.
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>>3853805
You share her with other guys? How does such a thing get arranged?
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>>3853855
Oh yes, one of the main selling points of fucking a dog.

>>3853885
Yes, only with close friends though.
I mostly just go to their house if I am around the area and if both her and my friend are feeling like doing it, they just fuck.
If not, I call them over to just spend some time doing usual stuff, if by any chance anyone feels horny and she is feeling up for it as well, they will do it.

For newcomes however, it's a bit difficult. Usually I meet them a few times, they spend a bit of time with her, and after a few weeks/months, she will open up to them and usually let them do her.
She is more of a reserved dog, they usually don't feel good about having sex with just anyone.
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>>3854001
Are these people you've met explicitly because they were into zoophilia or did dog fucking somehow come up while hanging with regular friends?
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>>3854064
They are into zoo, I lost all contact with my old/regular friends ever since I finished college.
I did talked about dog fucking with a few close friends back then however, but most saw it as just a joke or didn't really believed I was doing it as I had a girlfriend at the time and used to joke around a lot.
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>>3853708
he has no balls
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>>3854256
He can still orgasm, just not ejaculate sperm.
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>>3854256
Again, what >>3854286 said
On some rare occasions something does spurt out, but usually there's nothing
But he does still orgasm, though, and that's all that really matters
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How wet does a bitch's pussy get?

Ever eat out a bitch?

Do bitches enjoy being eaten out?

What does dog pussy taste like?
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>>3811250
So I'm not the only one who blows his fixed cat?
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>>3784007
This man gets it. Though I wouldn't a cat, dolphins look like damn god tier animals, both male and female. Might actually let one of them cuck me (but my gf definitely wouldn't be in for it). Horses have just glorious cocks. Playing with a female dog and falling for a loving embrace might be nice and bonding as well. And I'd do a female deer any day as they are scientifically proven to be the sexiest land living mammal.
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>>3774391
Yea
I actually used to jizz on my pet rat
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>>3856353

You play with her pussy a lot and fuck her, there is really not much science to it. They don't get as wet as humans, however.

Yes, only my bitch though. I don't like doing that with others.

Absolutely, that's step number 2 on getting dogs used to sex, step 1 being your fingers.
Of course, it all comes to personality, so what it could be amazing for a slutty bitch it could be bothersome for a timid one.

It's hard to tell, from what I have seen it's completely different for everyone else, either due to the person or the dog.
For me, it wasn't the most amazing thing, but my bitch loved it so much that I didn't had much of a choice.
You can expect a "werid" "bloody" taste when they are in heat, however.
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>>3856353
>What does dog pussy taste like?
Like metal
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>>3861850
You are either tasting piss or blood then.
Don't eat out a bitch when she is in heat or just peed.
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>>3861868
It was in heat, so it makes sense
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>>3861964
yeah, blood has a slightly cooper/metalic taste for most people.
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>>3857043
Nope
Tell me about your cat
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>>3853588
>/vg/ catfucker now visits /trash/ as well
bueno
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>>3771391
yes, in the butt
>>3771458
you can finger them first
buttholes are stretchy
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>>3771624
that's not an animal
that's a pokemon
>>3864604
i heard cats like to get fingered in the butt
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>>3853855
what is that?
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>>3771391
fuck that's sexeh
moar?
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>>3864661
That's a digimon you moron.
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>>3867136
you took it
didn't even bother to look at it
you just took it right away
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>>3870711
>Implying I wasn't just bumping

You sure got me dude!!!11 XDDDDD
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>>3872371
STILL TAKING IT REEEEEEE
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>>3771391
I just got back from finding dory and i wanna fuck the whale
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What is dog pussy like?
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>>3771391
I already have, my uncle owns a farm and a few acres.
Whenever I'd visit, I'd just wake up extra early in the morning, head to the barn and fuck the shit out of one of his Shires.
Any animal other than a horse would just disgust me thoug, the only reason I even look them is because their rears are so enticing.
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>>3877754
I had a pit bull I fucked once it's a bit tight bt it felt good I only pushed the head in and left it at that.
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>>3853052
do it
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sick degenerate fucks that deserve jail time in this thread.
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>>3877754
It's tight, hotter than human pussy and has a bit of a weird shape since you need to "aim" upwards after getting in a little bit. They can also "contract" their inner muscles, making the experience more pleasurable.

>>3879714
I don't want to. Someone else do it.

>>3880026
Fuck you summerfag.
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>>3865085
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>>3877967
>Shires
Hotdog in a hallway?
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>>3884247
Not really, I don't have the biggest cock, so it's not like I go that deep to begin with.
She can literally just milk me dry by contracting her muscles.
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I would dolphins if the ancient tale is true
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>>3772439
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saving bump
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Protip: there's usually someone to talk with about animal fucking on Omegle if you use the right tags
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>>3884593
Which tale? The rape caves?
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>>3883151
Sauce and who is this semen?
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>>3893404
https://e621.net/post/show/253124
The cat isn't any specific character, and everything else the artist's drawn is just generic furry lolis
There's nothing in the artist's pixiv worth looking at besides this one
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>>3893530
Thanks, my dick is forever diamonds now. I just wish there was more of her
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>>3893542
>muhfugging watterson
wow you're alive!
and also where you belong, that's nice
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>>3893598
>>3893598
Yes and?
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>>3893598
>he didn't get it
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>>3894263
get what?
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>>3771391
Horses are a veeerrryyyy likely choice if I choose to live in the country and don't get into VR porn

Probably deer too since they're essentially the loli versions of horses
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>>3896881
Winking and domestication/easy access are the only good things about horses. Otherwise they're garbage animals.
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>>3890150
Which ones
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>>3897089
What makes you say that?
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What animals would you want to fuck?
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>>3905771
Just about any mammal that I could reasonably attempt to bring to orgasm, assuming there are no negative effects of doing so, ie, messing with their social structure or causing unwanted/violent advances towards humans and whatnot
Otherwise, I'd be fine to jerk/rub them off whenever is convenient no matter what they are
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>>3908021
you'd fuck this?
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>>3908360
I'd try, sure
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I guess this is a good thread for this
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>>3909936
>multinips
fuck your shitty fetishes, nature
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