HG THREAD
BEST BOY EDITION
>>3765368
>Beats you to an inch of your life
>>3765374
H-Huh?! Anon, that's lewd! Don't tell me those sorts of things, I'm not even married yet!
>>3765376
>She looks down and gets up from the ground, awkwardly just standing in place.
So, um.
What do I do?
>>3765368
>>3765359
In her eyes it is survival of the fittest, even a dog will eat it's master if it means survival.
>>3765369
Well said.
>>3765368
Personally I believe Mare is better.
Kys bolin
>>3765368
I think you were a little too late with this. We still had some time and space left.
>>3765372
G-g-go to Hell's Door if you want something like that...
J-j-j-just don't use me, please!! I-I don't like it!
>>3765392
I-I don't know. I can't just leave you here, or you'll steal something else...
>>3765333 (Rika)
>I'm only kidding, but I was thinking about removing Kaiko from mine...
>>3765339 (Klaus)
Don't worry about it, you're the winner and I was the first death, you probably could hear me with that much of a difference, haha..
>>3765348 (Garry)
>It was nice talking to you as well, I don't go occ much so this was nice, I hope you have a nice night.
>>3765344 (Lord Ainz)
I slipped off a bridge and died... That's what happened.
>>3765357 (Ragna
>Well... Alright, you're right, I won't go snooping around either.
>>3765402
>>3765376
A thief, huh?
>tfw Wiggins is a lad and buys you battleborn
Now I'll up the ante. I'll give someone a rimjob for Hearts of Iron IV.
>>3765394
You're not animals! You're not surviving! You're not desperate! You're practically a king! That's baloney!
>>3765403
Oh, I've got a good idea! You could let me go home! That way I won't be able to steal anything else!
>>3765406
>Well hey, it's your call. I didn't mind them much, myself, but the crippling lack of images just discouraged me.
>>3765394
>>3765344
Ideally, no. Most of them tend to have their thinnest armor rear or their tracks, not that my Sigma ever had that sort of vulnerability. Maybe I can educate you better next time...lich, but I need to go now.
>>3765359
>>3765392
Urgh...sure thing. Be seeing you. I needed to go, anyways.
>>3765369
>>3765396
Even the villages would accept it...this place is stupid, at times. Whatever. By any means, I got a tank to fix back up, so I'll be doing that. Name's Rika, by the way.
>>3765380
Bit too quick on the draw, there.
Be seeing you lot.
>>3765392
Subara is the one being lewd, Squirrel-chan.
>>3765423
Bye, Rika!
Love ya!
>>3765406
>it's nothing important really, I am just a literal who.
>>3765408
>
>>3765413
That's right... I have them locked in the store r-right now.
>>3765420
Y-y-you still need to pay!
>>3765419
>Stillborn
>>3765419
>battleborn
steam refund that shit
>>3765427
But don't tell me those things! You could've just said "that's a lewd thing," you don't have to describe it!
>>3765430
Then what are we going to do?! Spank me or something! I dunno!
>>3765429
Welcome back~ maybe it'll end up with you and your other you shirtless cutie!
>>3765435
>>3765437
Free games are free games.
And I said buy me battleborn as a joke m8.
>>3765423
Take care, miss. I'll make sure to give you my name if we ever meet again. It'd be rude to introduce myself when you're about to leave.
>>3765423
Farewell human.
>>3765419
>Enjoy the meh tier game
>>3765420
Of course, my point was that your kind would do the same thing. Would you rather the bodies go to waste? I have servants that would crush a human's head just for the fun of it.
>>3765444
>Hugs the androgynous person
>>3765443
Do you... D-do you have anything valuable on you? We could trade.
>>3765447
Knowing how bad the game is doing, don't be surpised the servers will be down sooner or later
>>3765368
>Beats you a foot further
>>3765443
Tough luck, furrytits. The world is a terrible place.
>>3765430
Need some help? I'm bored and have nothing better to do
>>3765444
Don't go dragging him into this.
>>3765423
>Honestly I don't know how you use Elly, I feel like she'd have very little of anything
>But have a goodnight, rest well.
>>3765429
>haha, you say that like I'm any better...
>But then there were two..
>>3765447
And he actually did it!
The absolute madman!
>>3765450
Why do you keep those people around? What kind of sick.. B-B.. Mean guy are you?
>>3765458
Nothing I can give you! The only things I can take off are my Impact, and I need those!
>>3765463
I.. H-h..
Ha-... I ha-..
You're mean, Anon!
>>3765450
I tried it before, like a 15 minute unskippable weeb cutscene.
>>3765460
That's fine. I just wanna play the qt with rapiers.
>>3765472
Wiggins the madman.
>>3765474
If you call this mean..You are in for a wild ride.
>>3765465
I-I'm trying to resolve this peacefully...
>>3765474
T-t-then how are you going to pay? It's only 700 Eris, that's not even very much!!
>>3765456
>Hugs the faceless deity.
>>3765466
Well you are the one who's supposed to take care of me.
>>3765468
>hey, you are a likeable literal who if anything! Take some pride.
>>3765447
are you gonna erp him at least?
>>3765482
>Continues to hug
Hey~
>>3765406
>I'll try, think this is the most I've spoken in a good while too. good night.
>>3765479
Mean!
>She sticks her tongue out at you.
>>3765480
Um.. I mean..
If you're asking what I can offer, I give warm cuddles.
>>3765387
>>3765393
>>3765394
>>3765395
>>3765461
KYS
Y
S
>>3765492
>grabs tongue
>sprays chili powder on it
>>3765480
Suit yourself
You're tastes are shit
>>3765492
T-that doesn't do anything for me...
>>3765478
>The only time you are forced to play a character and it's the worst one.
>>3765474
To rule it takes multiple kinds of people below you. I already said I care for all my servants.
>>3765480
I will pay for the squirrel.
>>3765507
I wonder if skeletons have a skeleton inside their bones
>>3765468
>I feel like the evolution from "friendly random person" to "depressed punching bag" to how she is now was surprising even to me. I dunno, I just pulled together what I knew of the character and the setting and winged it from there (when I actually stated using her).
>But yeah, gnight.
>>3765496
>says the full blown homo
I suggest suicide
>>3765507
E-eh? Are you sure, s-sir? The price is 700 Eris.
>>3765512
>>3765507
>>3765487
Oh it's you! out of no where to, Hello.
>>3765497
>She sneezes, and then starts coughing, falling to the ground and spitting chili powder onto the floor, tears streaming out of her eyes.
A-Anon, why..?
>>3765506
Are you sure?
They're awfully soft and warm.
I think ten minutes of comfy snuggling would make up for 700 Dinkos or whatever they're called.
>>3765507
You're no better than them.
I thought you were nice, but it turns out you're just gathering followers and enabling them to bully people instead of putting an end to it! You're horrible!
>>3765512
No, we do n-
>>3765524
I guess this is an acception.
>>3765519
I am sure,do you take gold pieces?
>>3765502
But anon, YOU'RE my favourite!
>>3765527
I just haven't seen this face is quite a while and thought, why not give him a hug.
>>3765482
Yeah yeah.. Don't remind me.
>>3765483
>I'll stick to being whatever I am right now, I have a friend that's the literal interpretation of a special snowflake, every mundane everyday task he does he thinks he deserves praise from doing... It's a little...
>Ah, sorry for prattling on, thank you for the compliment.
>>3765491
>Goodnight Garry..
>>3765517
>I love what you did with her, because I was scared at one point, around the second Reimuing..
>But good night Aussa.
>>3765482
You.. Who does your wardrobe..!
>>3765536
BUT I AM SHIT MAN
ALL MY AVATARS, SHIT
MY RP, SHIT
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT
>>3765529
>>3765531
T-the skeleton said he would pay for you.
And yes, I can convert the c-currency later.
>>3765540
>youkai racism intensifies
>Reimu will never return
>only thing we have is Yukkuri Reimu
feels bad
>>3765542
No, don't say that..
>>3765542
BUT I AM TRASH MAN
ALL MY CHARACTER, TRASH
MY MOVES, TRASH
AND THEN, I START EATING GAHBAGE
>>3765529
Teaching you a lesson, squirrel-chan. This place is a cruel place and your chipper, happy-go-lucky atitude is going to get you into big trouble.
>>3765529
I don't follow your thought process, but ignorance is bliss I suppose.
>>3765547
>The lich shuffles through his inventory pulling out a small pouch of gold coins.
This will do?
>>3765558
god damnit i spat my drink over my pc screen , fuck you man
>>3765558
>tfw no Trashman Ava
>>3765583
Reimu showed up a few days around when the Sanaefag started showing up, then dissapeared
>>3765540
>You will get plenty of people like that. It's best to usually give them a pat on the back and tell them they are doing well. Everyone deserves that.
>>3765553
It's a shame, I don't really dislike her anymore, I haven't for a while.
>>3765583
>Don't make me relive the feels... I was there both times it happened..
>>3765537
It has certainly been a long time since the last time we've spoke..but the hug is appreciated.
>>3765539
I'll be sure to remind you e~ve~ry day!
>>3765540
Myself, that doesn't change my sweet boys help me put it on anyway. I have plenty of outfits
>>3765547
Fine.
Sorry I stole your nuts.
I was hungry.
>>3765564
>She curls up in a ball and starts crying, trying to get the overwhelmingly spicy flavor out of her mouth.
N-No.. If I'm happy.. Then everyone around me can be happy, too..
>>3765566
Says you! How do you not understand? These people respect you, you're obviously powerful, yet you're not preventing them from doing these terrible things?! You're no better!
>>3765569
>yw
>>3765578
>I actually considered it for a bit tbqhwyf
>>3765606
>pets
I know..I know. Just saying that you trust the people in this place far too much.
>>3765566
Y-yes, sir. Thank you.
>>3765606
>The door opens.
Y-y-you can go... You should f-feel ashamed that s-s-someone else had to pay for you...
>>3765588
They've been showing up every once in a while, actually. Last appearance was like a week or so ago.
>>3765625
Huh, never noticed
>>3765589
>Yeah.. I know, that's why I think I said friend... Because it's whatever in the end..
>It's 5.. My sleep schedule is beyond fucked...
>>3765603
W-would you like to exchange wardrobes!
HE'S GONNA SHOCK
THE WORLD
>>3765606
Humans are but collateral damage. Granted it irks me slightly if my favorites are killed.
>>3765618
Do not mind the squirrel, human, she is a tad slow at times.
>>3765618
Whatever! Shut up!
>She wipes her runny nose.
You probably don't know what it's like to be poor and hungry, anyway!
>>3765617
No I don't!
>She sniffs.
I believe in the goodness.. Of humanity..
People want to do the right thing by nature, I think.. There're more good people than bad in this world!
>>3765642
>>3765632
They were around, like, the space of a thread at most. It seems like they lurk fairly often, though, just can't get in to a mindset to RP.
>>3765636
>you and mine both 7 here.
>>3765603
There is really no need. Whatever happened to your recent toy anyways?
>>3765651
HE IS NONE OTHER THAN THE
SHOCK
MASTER
>>3765659
We're still taking about Reimufag right?
I haven't noticed that guy lurking at all
>>3765647
A-ah... right. I'm sorry you had to pay for her.
>>3765649
...
I-I said you can leave now...
>>3765647
>She clenches her fists and grits her teeth tightly.
You're wrong! Humans are worth more than.. Whatever kind of monster you are! At least humans have some sense of decency, some kind of "humanity!"
What you're doing, these people you're letting serve you, it's all wrong! It's disgusting, and it's unforgivable!
>>3765664
Yeah. In fact, they've even been fairly quick to respond to any impostors that show up.
>>3765636
I'll take those outfits, I have a perfectly fine one for you handpicked!
>>3765660
He's probably still around...just not around the both of us.
>>3765649
And exactly those bad people want to take advantage of you. Remember the lewd thing Subaru suggested?....
>>3765670
I've noticed that but the last time I saw that was like a month ago
Reimu is like the best touhou character, would love to see more
>>3765665
>She turns around and slams her fist on the counter, cracking it. It's clear that she has fresh tears brimming in her eyes, and her voice is shaky and cracking.
Don't tell me what the heck I should be ashamed of!
You don't know the half of it!
>With that, she storms out, slamming the door behind her.
>>3765642
Sh-Shocklord senpai?
>>3765660
>Dead hours didn't really happen today I think... Right?
>>3765675
May I see it? Oh.. But what's your profession that you need a wardrobe? I'm a singer and consequently a dancer, but my name is Kaito!
>>3765684
I can't say she's my favorite, but I sure don't dislike her. Oh well, I guess.
>>3765686
M--m-my s-store!!!
T-this will cost a fortune to repair...
>>3765665
It is quite alright, it was either intervene or have to hear her mope.
>>3765668
Humans have as much decency as worms. Always stabbing each other in the back. Fighting each other for any scrap of land they can with their limited strength. You start cleaning level 1 on friday, wear the attire adressed to you.
>Goodnight folks. I absolutely love playing Makoto. Tonight was a lot of fun. Thanks to everyone that RP'ed with me, and double thanks to everyone that hosted. Have a Maidkoto. Night!
>>3765694
I'm the leader of a traveling troupe, I'm a dancer. I spend my days training my members and on occasion show my true self in dance! Now... should it be a cheerleader or a thong...
>>3765713
Smell you later, squirrel-chan.
>>3765713
>good night.
>>3765713
>kissus goodnight
>>3765710
I-I wish she didn't have to vandalize my shop on the way out...
Now I'm even further in debt.
>>3765725
What are you, fucking gay? You don't kiss an Ava when they're OOC. You're a fucking faggot.
>>3765730
Didn't you read the memo? We are all faggots here.
>>3765735
Yeah, but you're a FUCKING faggot. It's different.
>>3765735
>implying
You guys are the faggots
I am the only normal person
>>3765713
Goodnight Makoto, rest well.
>>3765717
Oh, so we're in similar Busin-...
T-thong...? Isn't that a bit much..?
>>3765735
I am not a "faggot". The rest of you are.
>>3765740
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>3765730
>B-but I do it all the time
>>3765750
Fucking kill yourself Kamina
>>3765729
Debt? I suppose you expect me to pay for it?
>>3765750
>kissu
>>3765745
It was just an idea..we're similar in the same business you say? would you like something less revealing?
POST BUTTS
please.
>>3765760
N-no! You've done quite enough. I-I'll just pay for this myself.
I-I'll be closing the store now. Please come back when it's open!
>>3765756
I-I am Iida.
>>3765761
Do not, see my previous point,
>>3765762
Shut up, faggot.
>>3765774
I'm a girl
>>3765772
>>3765781
T-Then do not wrap me up in adultery.
>>3765788
Okay
>>3765766
We're both entertainers right? No I don't mind revealing cloths, I just feel more comfortable in boxers...
>>3765755
>Stare.
...
I really, REALLY want to just have hate sex with Hoshi and make him cry.
>>3765795
okay
>>3765795
kys Bolin
>>3765773
Yes of course...
>The lich shuffles through his inventory once more leaving another pouch of coins on the doorstep and wanders off.
>>3765795
Thank god you live in Ireland, Bolin. So the odds of you getting a knife in your face is higher than me actually getting to do it.
>>3765794
Hmm...Fiine, I guess. Have you ever worn belly dancer clothes with the see through sleeves?
>>3765813
I don't think I have, but I know one of my little sisters has a bellydancing song and outfit...
>>3765819
Alright...?
>>3765831
yeah so don't stare, I am zoning out for half hour chunks and don't want to be a dick and forget to respond like I did at like 4 am
>>3765831
Then it's perfect for you!
First 24
Give a gender if it's ambiguous
>>3765839
>don't worry about it man its fine.
>>3765841
W-why's that..?
>>3765845
Vic Viper
>>3765845
Maria and Harusame
>>3765845
Clock Kid
>>3765845
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3765845
Bolin
>>3765845
Ririchiyo
>>3765845
King Kaito
>>3765845
Bikko
>>3765845
Cappy
>Female
>>3765845
Lord Beerus
>>3765845
Eggman-kun
>>3765845
Furseiseki
>>3765854
i tried but 4chan says its spam
>>3765845
Charlotta
>>3765845
Amane Nishiki
>>3765848
It'll show off your abdomen as well as your curves or lack of.
>>3765845
Suzumiya Haruhi
>>3765845
Demon Blade
>>3765845
Dogmom
>>3765845
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>3765845
Klaus Von Reinherz
>>3765845
Tenshi
>>3765891
Tenshit
Still need 4 more
>>3765870
H-hey..! I don't think I'm supposed to have curves...
>>3765899
Elh Melizee
>>3765899
Vraeth
>>3765905
kys/10
>>3765899
Corpse collector
>>3765899
Jack the Ripper
>>3765905
>Hugs the Craeth
>>3765919
>Craeth
Of fuck me
>>3765922
Gladly
>>3765919
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP
>>3765919
CRAETH EDIT WHEN
>>3765900
That's what you think!
>>3765905
>Stabs.
Betting on jack.
I join the game and everyone will lose their minds. I love this.
>>3765941
Y-you're not going to change my body right..?
>>3765845
Dorothy
>>3765946
kys kerag
Check it
helo it is i graeth
>>3765954
Checked
>>3765947
Of course not that's ridiculous! you have a perfectly good body right now
>>3765955
oh shit boi
>>3765955
Oh boy, phisto 2.0
>>3765954
Checked. Lets get on with it so I can see people die and laugh at their misfortune.
>>3765955
Do we really want to get a giant fighting between anons again about inpersonating other characters mate?
I would like to avoid it, so please. Stop while everyone is calm.
>>3765952
how rude.
>>3765955
Piaeth
>>3765954
Looks good!
>>3765958
Alright.. Good, I don't want any weird modifications..
>>3765972
helo gerag am graeth
>>3765972
I want the shitstorm
>>3765972
helo it is i gerag
>>3765975
>>3765980
>>3765954
It would look better with me in it.
BLOODBATH
What a waste of ice sculpture
>>3765980
>>3765984
>>3765975
>>3765989
Jack please kill me.
>>3765975
>>3765973
Before you continue on with these doppelgangers you do have an understanding of just how many knives I carry. Right?
POST FACEPALMS!!!
Please.
>>3765990
It's the thought that counts, at least
dibs on nigraeth
>>3766000
I am afraid that would become a meme too.
>>3765994
baron pls i am powerful demon i fuk you
>>3766000
this good enough?
DAY 1
Damn it, events with typos
>>3766000
>>3765845
Iida Tenya
>Trying this hard to meme
I came here to laugh at you.
>>3766017
good job iiya
is edited vraths the new edited sophistos?
I'm ok with this invasion, the sophisto clones were hilarious
>>3766024
God, please can we avoid it?
>Kerag
>>3766024
yeah but this one isn't funny
F 'em
>>3766017
Good job buddy, really, excellent work
>>3766007
>not cute mech noises.
Sorry I cannot hear you over the screams of your brethen!
>>3766011
>>3766007
>Lithuanian anthem starts playing
This slaughter is music to my ears host!!
>>3766021
Can I sniff your feet and fuck you later?
>>3766023
>>3766031
Piss off.
>>3766024
>>3766034
>>3766043
>Forced clone memes
How about you drink bleach?
>>3766038
No.
>>3766024
yes is gerag
>>3766027
yes stop impostor me
>Gerag
>>3766036
aah bron what you doing you cant fighte me
I want the fake hoshis to get the real hoshi to fuck me
baeth when
NIGHT 1
Damn it, another typo
Please, save any unfunny forced memes for after the game. Thank you
>>3766074
sorry vraeth am not help you is phone ded
>>3766051
I'll do anything for you Hoshit
>>3766086
kys Bolin
>>3766086
>implying i want a slut
DAY 2
Nothing of note happens
>>3766086
>Insert bolin getting blown as anon
>>3766090
You already fucked Junko and Shion, nigger.
This single moron died, point and laugh
>>3765368
>chihiro
>Not best girl
>>3766100
>Implying they don't have standards
>>3766108
Baron, I got something to tell you, and it's going to be a little hard to swallow. Are you ready?
NIGHT 2
>>3766117
So he can just spit instead can't he?
>>3766117
>Implying traps doesn't want to be called girls
>>3766126
>>3766117
>Not Baron, but yes I know it's a trap, still best girl.
>>3766090
>Best Dangan
>A slut
N-No...
>>3766132
Kys Yosuke.
>>3766141
kys Bolin
DAY 3
>>3766132
>Best Dangan
My fucking sides.
