And this is how the 154th Dark Side Games ended...
>>3761613
>>3761611
A-Are you saying I'm your enemy?
That's 3 wins. Hey, i'm getting into a rut!
>>3761611
Duct tapes pretty serious though. I don't joke!
>>3761613
Good job!
>>3761597
Mmhmm... it's... taking everything to stay awake...
>>3761598
I'm Illya, a pleasure...
>>3761611
A-At least use my name...
>>3761612
Initially? Friends... now...
This tail...
Nature has taken it's course again, it seems.
>>3761634
A nut?
>>3761613
Eeeh. At least you won it as well instead of being a giant pussy in the end.
>>3761563 (Sayaka)
Strange, I can't seem to find one... They all seem to be drawings instead of photos. So instead, here's another photo of Japan to make up for it.
He's next to England in this one!
>>3761613
>>3761634
Congratulations, mememan!
>>3761642
Makoto-tan's tail sure is comfy, ain't it? Not like I'd know, since I'm never touched it.
>>3761611(Rika-tan)
So that's it, huh? I didn't know you hated jokes that much.
>>3761617(dumdum)
You want it to hurt? I can make it hurt you, punk. I'm not against this at all.
>>3761642
>She smiles and keeps petting your hair, leaving her tail unmoving on the ground.
Then go to bed, sleepyhead.
>>3761642
Anyways like I was saying, I'm the protagonist!
>>3761613
Good job Monsoon,
>>3761645
Keep your eyes off of my nuts!
>>3761578
But that's no fun...
>gives hat back
I guess people who are half-asleep don't really put up much of a fight...
>>3761676
Congrats Memesoon
Thanks for the host~
>>3761557
Of course! The unknown is where it's at. I'm not interested in boring regular people. I'd rather spend time fighting interesting ones here in the Arena!
>>3761680
They're MY nuts!
>>3761676
Thanks for the games, Vader!
>>3761630
What? I was talking about the magic thing.
>>3761642
You think I care to do that at the moment?
>>3761638
Well, despite what you might've heard, it's no miracle fix-all.
>>3761665
You know what I mean.
>>3761676
Thanks for the show.
>>3761645
No, a cycle of continuing thematic traits.
>>3761642
>>3761644
>>3761647
>>3761665
>>3761676
>>3761685
Thanks guys. And it's been a long while since I won as Monsoon too. Twice in a row as Pacha a while ago, but does that really count towards anything?
>>3761611 (Rika)
How about this instead then...
>Takes my scarf off and hands it to her.
It's like a hug, sort of, but you really do seem down lately and it's really worrying me..
>>3761612 (Tracksuit)
What's her name? So I can talk to her myself then.
>>3761617 (Ms. Makina)
Haha.. I haven't died yet here really.. I'm still 'alive' when this places.. Effect? Repairs me.
>>3761688
Nuh-uh!
They are mine!
Thor said so!
>>3761676
And the stats with deadly memes, thanks for playing
>>3761665
You should... it's great...
>>3761670
Then... I will. Goodnight.
>Closes her eyes and immediately drifts off to sleep
>>3761671
>>3761694
>Is once again asleep
>>3761685
>There is now a hat on the sleeping Illya
>>3761704
Another one for the books, Vader! Good work!
>>3761704
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3761676
Congrats to Monsoon, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3761694
O-Oh..
I thought..
>She exhales in relief.
Say, wanna play a game?
>>3761703
Well tell Thor that I said they're mine!
>>3761707
>She snuggles the sleepy Illya.
Goodnight!
>>3761694
I think your wrong! Lemme at that thing!
>>3761724
Hey there Alfred! I have a question for you.
>>3761656
That's England? I expected someone that looked more like Churchill
>>3761702
>She shakes her head
I can manage without.
>>3761707
...Idiot.
>>3761725
Same reason why I know so much about youkai.... Do you think I'm the person to play games?
>>3761726
ARE YOU THE ENGINEER HERE?
>>3761704
>>3761700
Oh look at that. You collected a good number of plates there too. I bet you didn't even grab them.
>>3761725
Wellll...
LOOK BEHIND YOU!
>While you turn around, Ratatoskr steals all of your nuts
>He throws an acorn at you for shits and giggles
Give it a lot of thought, might as well pick up where vader left off, amirite? Give me one second before I host. 24 or 36?
>>3761739
>pets head
>>3761707
I might not be part of the conversation, but G'night, miss!
>>3761736
Yeah, bro?
>>3761739
Nope! He looks just like Germany except with green eyes!
>>3761707
Asleep again?
Well, nighty night Illya, guess I'll see you around.
>>3761748
I'm the one with the duct tape!
And we areeee
Online. Great. Thanks for hosting Vader, Congrats Monsoon. I will be taking 24 at this point. Maybe even more.
>>3761686
Some would say that the chase for it is better than the truth of it.
>>3761754
Well, lemmie see. Me and now many other people that I can fit in that dumpster over there.
>>3761748
>Stares at her blankly and puts it on top of her head.
Hmpf...
>>3761766
King Kaito the sentimental
>>3761748
It's just a talking game.
I'll tell you a secret if you tell me one.
>>3761752
Huh?
H-Hey! Get back here, you big jerk!
>She gives chase, but gets bonked by the acorn and faceplants onto the ground.
>Muffled crying can be heard.
>>3761766
Clementine
>>3761766
Cappy
>Female
>>3761766
Maria and Harusame
>>3761754
Ah. Well you should probably go. I will still be up.
>>3761766
Alfred Jones the American Hero
(or just Alfred Jones for short)
>>3761759
There are these Monster Hunter themed games coming up some time in the future, you sign up as a team of 4 in advance. I've already recruited two others, want to join my team? Both are fearsome warriors as well.
>>3761766
Rika
>>3761763
That doesn't answer my question.
>>3761775
>She offers a half-hearted glare
>>3761766
Makoto Nanaya
>>3761766
Eggman-kun
>>3761766
Bikko
>>3761766
Gengar
>>3761766
Monsoon
You took my job (thankfully.)
>>3761766
Lumberjack
>Goodnight HG. See you glorious bastards tomorrow. Also, check the Pooh HG page.
>>3761777
Missed me agaaain!
>>3761766
Ratatoskr
>>3761766
Loki
>>3761766
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3761766
Wiz
>>3761766
Sr Pelo
>>3761777
...This sounds like high risks, low payout.
>>3761766
Peko Pekoyama
>>3761766
Makina Irisu
>>3761665
You've been tryin' that for a long time! You ain' goin' to end up hurtin' me outa nowhere.
>>3761676
Thanks for th' game masked dumdum!
>>3761766
Suzumiya Haruhi
There are probably many truths in this universe that I can seek and find. Aliens happen to be the most interesting to me at the moment. Even if I find out they exist it would be enough. If they bore me still I will search for other supernatural beings!
>>3761766
Against Me
>>3761766
Jack Spicer
>>3761766
Traitor Joe
>>3761766
Eruna
>>3761766
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3761791
Well, it depends! What day are they?
>>3761804
G'night, dude!
>>3761766
Ursula-sensei
>>3761766
Entoma
>>3761805
>Doesn't get up
>>3761812
Well, Rammy and I play truth or dare, we could do that instead.
>>3761766
Kuroneko
>>3761778
Ugh... We're in the same district, so could we get along this time please?
>>3761792
>Wraps it around her neck for her.
Hm?
>>3761789
You host, I just realised I needed to go somewhere tomorrow, so i'll watch. Tomorrow i'll host for sure.
>>3761702
It seems to be doin' that to pretty much all of us robodum! It's just how it all unfolds 'n stuff. I ain' 'round for long enough to figure out how it works but it sure as hell is somethin'! I have to go now, someone is callin' me so I'll be seein' to it that I ain' disappointin' them or they'll be callin' me a fool or somethin'.
>>3761806
Wait, if you're here..
Oh, this can't be good.
>>3761834
>continues throwing acorns and nuts at
>>3761835
>>3761818
Do I count as a supernatural being if I have an alien for a friend, and if I am the embodiment of America?
>>3761851
>Continues not moving
>>3761755
I guess I'll just have to get used to this.
>>3761759
Germany looks a lot like this too? Huh..You're the only one thus far I'm not too surprised about.
>>3761766
Darth Vader
>36 sounds better
>>3761828
Oh, it won't be for quite a while yet, there isn't even a set date. Perhaps a month away even.
>>3761804
>Have a good one.
>>3761834
...I don't see the difference.
>>3761839
...Why?
>>3761856
Aren't you one of those Western Men who advertise night clubs on the streets late on weekend nights?
>>3761839
Who knows. I might just stab you quite a bit for sounding so disgusted
>>3761857
Pfft, mortals, am I right, fellas?
>>3761613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMvjkV0yUUI
>>3761851
There isn't much that you should fear from this old- young man anymore. I have no more tricks up in my sleeve, only a few stories to tell.
>>3761867
Well that one has dares too. So if you don't wanna tell a truth you can just do a dare.
Wanna play? It'll be fun!
I will need six more.
Synchtube. Now.
>>3761766
Inky's Owner
>>3761875
>Is literally dead
>>3761887
Yeah, yeah.
Like I'd trust the Trickster god.
Didn't you kill Baldr?
Kid had it coming, sure, but really dude?
>>3761860
Oh jeez, you definitely haven't seen Russia yet. The guy has purple eyes! Hold on, let me get a photo of him in his scary state...
>>3761864
Well, I accept your proposal! I'll join if it's like these games!
>>3761870
...Eh? No. Why would I advertise strip clubs when I'm busy annoying England?
>>3761894
Chopper
>>3761766
>>3761766
Junpei Iori
>>3761845
Goodnight Ms. Makina, I'd like to discuss this further another day, rest well and sweet dreams.
>>3761867
Haha, because it's comfortable.
>>3761873
You're saying that as if you think a knife will do much to me...
>>3761799
>Do you want the link to the pictures I've gotten for you so far?
Iida Tenya
Post avas you hate/dislike
>>3761894
Queen Bee
>>3761766
Yukari
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KzhwWy7.jpg "[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg")
>>3761894
houki
>>3761901
>Plays Amazing Grace on kazoo made of tree-branches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld0uIhst3TA
Endo
>>3761903
I'd kinda rather not.
>>3761894
Sayaka?
>>3761894
Armadyl
Could I interest anyone in some tea and snacks while we wait for the next game? O-or maybe you'd like to look at my other wares?
>>3761910
If I jab a blade into each of your ball sockets do you really think they'll continue to operate perfectly?
>>3761913
>Dislike?
>DISLIKE?
I love them all.
>>3761902
That was another Loki but we're all Loki, so I can only say that I did it to make it part of the story I intend to tell.
>>3761913
This blue haired robot autist that only talks to female avas is pretty annoying. Only time the guy even talks to males is when he's white knighting for a female ava.
>>3761923
>Forgot image like a fucking idiooot.
>>3761933
I'll have that cute brunette behind the counter.
Lapis went to sleep fast. Anyway check it out.
>>3761903
Bothering your friend Ingurando? Are you two here together? Did you share seats on the bus here?! Are you two an esper duo on the run from the mad scientists who created you? Why aren't you wearing metal helmets? They'll find you, you know!
>>3761894
Hatohara
>>3761892
I have a bad feeling about this....
>>3761910
I am NOT a scarf person. At least not this time of year.
>>3761933
Do you stock soda?
>>3761942
That avatar is long gone.
>>3761910
>if you want
>>3761942
I talk to him a ton, you only notice when he talks to female avas.
>>3761952
See that clock? One hour. I'll end this in one hour.
>>3761952
Looks grat.
>>3761952
dozed garnet.DOZED.
>>3761961
>Her eyes light up excitedly, her bright smile telling the whole story.
Truth or dare?
>>3761952
>>3761806
Let someone else take my spot. I have stories and lies to tell at other places too.
>>3761913
What's the point of that?
>>3761962
Pretty sure he's talking about Kaito
>>3761952
Looks fine Garnet.
>>3761950
I-I'm sorry?
>>3761952
Thank you for the game.
>>3761961
S-sorry, what is Soda?
>>3761962
He means Kaito
>>3761952
It's good.
I'll host around 22:00 tomorrow, but after this game i'm gonna sleep it off.
>>3761766
Aizawa-Sensei
>>3761966
Nice damage control, Kaito.
>>3761903
Great! We have a tentative entry then. I'll get the details sorted out and let you guys know what you have to do.
>>3761993
>>3761818
Eh aliens can be pretty boring. I guess you happen to miss them,
>>3761977
Okay. Your spot goes to the next in line.
It seems we are good.
>>3761966
He's talking to Clementine, Rika, Bikko, and Makina right now. All female.
I want hoshi to fuck me up the ass
>>3761976
...I don't know.
>>3761993
Well, that answers that...a particular sort of drink.
>>3762014
Now how many male avatars reply to him and don't just go to ignoring him?
>>3762020
>>3761936
I'm going to stand perfectly still to let you do so right?
>>3761961
Haha, don't be like that, that scarf means a lot to me.
>>3761963
>https://kingkaitothesomething.imgur.com/
>>3762006
>>3761966
>That's not me
>>3762013
I failed you, Garnet. Goodnight.
>>3761927
Well, those are all the photos I have so far. I hope you've found the information you needed that you wanted to know! Even if you didn't want to know anything, at least you found out we exist!
>>3761953
You sound just like me when I found out about Area 51... Anyway, no, we weren't made in a lab accident. We are the embodiments of our respective countries' traits! In fact, I'm pretty sure England and Russia were here once...
>>3761952
It's beautiful, dude!
>>3762007
Great!
>>3762022
Aw, cmon, pick one, please?
I promise I won't make you do anything you're super uncomfortable with.
>>3761971
what are you, a time traveler?
>>3761960
>>3761952
Nah, it's alright. I'll get the next one.
>>3762032
Sleep tight Bob.
Now let's get it over with.
>>3762040
Fuck off Wiggins, he's only IC friends with them because he only talks to females.
>>3762040
Stop trying to save your third gay robot friend from being shitposted, Wiggins.
>>3762013
They're just afriad I'll catch them and imprison them for life. That's not true! I'll take them out for walks in the yard once in a while.
>>3762037
Hmm... Country Cosplayers. Where's glorious Japan? Can I be Japan?
>>3762061
He gives you something else on the side if you know what I'm saying
>>3762031
Well, you can keep it.
>>3762041
>She throws her hands in the air awkwardly
>>3762010
C-could I.... Interest you in some tea? Maybe?
>She nervously picks up a teacup.
>>3762022
I'm sorry! I've never heard of it before!
>>3762049
Sorry! I'm just a shopkeeper!
>>3762042
You wanna find out? I can send people into next week!
>>3762073
Alright. You can do me first.
I pick truth.
>>3762074
>ignoring the point that you're being a white knight just to point out his sexuality
>>3762037
I suppose so. Hey, relations between you and other countries must get pretty complicated right? Have you ever worked with someone that was pretty terrible, but who was on the same side as you?
>>3762083
I'd rather not. And I doubt you could.
>>3762074
>He's straight
Yeah, no shit he's straight, like we've said he only talks to grills. He's also cancer, and you're only making it worse by trying to defend him.
>>3762075
I'd love some!
>>3762095
What's wrong with pointing out that someone is factually incorrect when they're making destructive accusations?
>>3762049
It's only day one and you guys are already planning.
Eruna's fails to match her attack in the match bloodbath.
And I'll get on to sending these critiques. Eventually.
>>3761942
>but he talks to me all the time, and last time I checked I was a boy
>>3762113
Stand back, I'm a professional. Watch me knock some suckers out of this game. The only way to prove your ability fair and square!
>>3762075
Urgh. Can't say I'm surprised, your own world only seems as advanced as Gensokyo.
>>3762092
>She repeats her gesture
I don't know...why me? Even after the pushing away I've done.
>>3762125
>>3762125
So... what's this stuff again?
>>3762049
This seems about right somehow...
>>3762061
>No problem, sorry about this.
>>3762074
>I'm sorry, honestly you don't have to defend me.
>>3762073
Haha, well I plan to.
>>3762129
>Guys really, you don't need to get into this..
>>3762125
2 filler left. Kill them please.
>>3762129
>touches dick
>there's no dick
Stop lying.
>>3762071
Never in a million years.
>>3762125
It's just stupid luck.
>>3762092
>You can do me first.
I'll take "Things that can be taken out of context easily" for 500, Alex!
>yfw people still don't know Kaito is Garry
>>3762075
Hm? A shopkeeper? What are you selling, dude?
>>3762066
>
If you can purr off looking rike this and speaking rike this then you're gold. I hope you have hair dye, though...
Wait, cosplayers? Hell no! We actually are the embodiments of nations!
>>3762103
Oh, you mean every single person in the Allied Powers? Yeah, they were pretty annoying, but I could get along with them... Relatively fine. Russia, however... Yeah, we got along fine.
>>3762122
Now you're just being a faggot intentionally.
>>3762125
I don't like the look of that girl over there. She has eyes... eyes like a depraved thirsty animal!
>>3762031
Of course not, but I doubt you'd catch it at all.
>>3762166
That's like â…› of her dialogue
>>3762143
Huh?
'Cause we're friends, Rika. I wanna learn more about you so I can do a better job of being your friend!
Noel to me is my hero, somebody that saves me when I feel down.
S-So I want to be that for you!
>>3762166
H-Huh? Who's Alex?
>>3762169
That's why he is so nice.
>>3762171
Then why aren't you fat and have a tail? Where's your hat, Canada?
>>3762140
Knocking some people out proves you can, but that doesn't mean you become a professional.
>>3762173
A bit, but I'm not wrong either.
>>3762125
Many things lighting up the sky tonight. Probably made it easy to find that boy.
>>3762169
He has 2 avas dedicated solely to white knighting female avas? Holy shit, this man needs to be removed at once.
>>3762158
No no, there would be a dick, it's just really, really small
>>3762155
>Shut up and let me argue
>>3762158
There's one somewhere. You just have to look deeper.
>>3762115
You're able to pay, yes?
>>3762125
...
>>3762143
Gensokyo...?
Sorry, I haven't heard of that either.
>>3762171
H-Hello! I sell all sorts of magic items, and other essentials for adventurers novice and advanced alike.
I also serve tea and snacks...
>>3762192
T-hank you! I'm sorry I wasn't able to defend myself!
>>3762066
Haha. I'm not afraid of you.
>>3762192
I hope you all die horrible, painful deaths
>>3762178
>Ratatoskr is gone
>In his place is the pile of nuts he stole
>minus one :^)
>>3762049
This is so embarassing
>>3762192
Rooting Lumberjack
>>3762207
...
>Downs the tea
>Books it
>>3762188
I'm very good at it, what more do you need?!
>>3762221
>Shit
WOOOOOOoooOOOOO HERE SHE COMES
>>3762231
Do you even know what a professional is?
>>3762192
Everyone's getting to know each other this day. The tributes following that man, the ones jamming and I guess Haruhi also found a friend.
>>3762187
Hey, I'm not THAT fat! Sure, I eat twice my body weight in burgers, but give me a break!
Also, don't speak that way about Mattie! Just because we're on the same continent doesn't mean he's a part of me...
>>3762207
You wouldn't happen to have burgers, would you? Or maybe an American flag?
>>3762237
Shut the fuck up!
>>3762219
Hehe..
Thank you for giving them back, wherever you went.
>>3762221
>She frowns.
Then.. I guess my question is..
What's the full, honest reason you don't want to be friends with me?
>>3762192
Ah got to deliver mail now.
>>3762231
You giving me a tuggie
>>3762237
SHE'S A MAN EATER
>>3762243
Very good at something.
>>3762171
Oh, I see. Never mind then. I was kinda hoping you could give me some advice though.
>>3762169
>I'm I just a guessing game at this point..?
>>3762198
>Ugh.. You guys make me feel like this my fault somehow, what happened to you guys aren't my personal army?!
>>3762176
Catch what? Are you going to be throwing things?
>>3762192
Nah, I like Pep, keep the money.
>>3762221
Haha, fine fine.
>Pulls that scarf off of her.
It's taller then you anyway..
>>3762248
Welp, I'm doomed
>>3762252
I don't get it. What do you like? What about the President? Are you his slave?
>>3762248
I am Murloc!
>>3762221
Ah! I'm from Axel, a town for novice adventurers.
>>3762226
>The door magically shuts.
S-sorry, but I need you to pay... Stealing isn't nice!
>>3762248
E-eh?!
Uhh.. Pplease give the shop to ...
N-nevermind, sorry...
>>3762252
S-sorry? Come again?
>>3762263
No, it means you get payed, like it's your job... how can you not know that?
>>3762272
Just stop being such a fuckboy and flirting with every single female ava like Old Vino 2.0 and there won't be anybody shitposting you.
>>3762248
In a night where anything can happen, the museum getting two new pieces is the highlight.
>>3762255
...I like keeping everyone at arm's reach. I don't like getting attached.
>She shrugs, visibly uncomfortable
>>3762272
Yeah, I noticed. Pretty obvious....
>>3762291
You mean...a town? I don't see how it's so exclusive.
>interacting with female characters as a male character instantly makes you a thirsty flirt
back to tumblr please
>>3762295
Gah! You know what I mean! I'm so good at it it's like I'm getting paid! And I should be paid!
>>3762304
Muffin?
>>3762272
Oh I could do that too, but that's no fun.
>>3762248
Hey, I got to keep my leg!
>>3762297
>You're saying that like there needs to be a reason to shitpost.
>>3762304
Ugh... This event.
>>3762308
Considering most things are taller than you.
>>3762308
And it's honestly got nothing to do with me being a beastkin? You promise?
...I pick dare.
>>3762304
...P-pardon?
>>3762308
S-sorry! I thought that would be enough...
>when you want to join but you deleted all of your avatar pictures, all of your winscreens, and all other HGA related content
Guess I'll stick to /b/
>>3762304
Museums are so boring though.
>>3762342
who?
>>3762318
Then become an MMA fighter or something if that's what you want. Talking to me won't make you a professional, it will just make me annoyed.
>>3762317
>interacting with only female characters
FTFY
>>3762304
Come back the both of you and aid me to get rid of this monster at once!
>>3762342
Starting anew is a gift. Use it.
>>3762304
That is a lot of weight you put on Makoto's shoulders.
>>3762317
If this was the case, then I'm pretty sure I'd be considered a thirsty flirt.
>>3762330
Thanks for rubbing it in.
>>3762336
>>3762304
....
Like I said. Everyone. Everyone but Shanghai, at least.
>>3762337
I just don't understand why you specified "novice".
>>3762342
Rebuild that shit, bitch! Do it then get your punk ass back in here.
>>3762360
Ah!
Y-You can't just tell me to do that!
I don't wanna kill anybody!
>>3761942
>this is my first day here
>>3762317
>>3762355
>Being blind and hateful
He talks to America as well, but since you only pay attention to female avatars you probably missed that.
>>3762271
Advice on what, dude? On how to make friends?>>3762282
Well, uh, kind of... He tells me what's going on and I do it. Like, say, World War 2. I didn't want to fight Japan, but he provoked me to fight. So no, I'm not really a slave, I'd say.
>>3762291
Um... A burger? A meat patty between two buns? You know what that is, right?
The more you change the less you feel
>>3762354
I'm in the Hunger Games, silly anon. I'm toucher than any MMA fighter can ever be. How many MMA fighters does it take to beat a frozen lake?
Haha, all of them.
Frozen lake kills everything!
