The Asuka Academia Games XXVII
Difficulty : Angel/Beast : 24/36
Theme : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqWqhkBKd14
Fight to the death in the Ultimate School Trials in the Hunger Games! Can you make it to the top ranks and leave your mark in the upcoming Academia Year? Will you break your limits and graduate with flying colors?
Embrace your spring time of youth! Test your limits! Just follow the one and only rule.
Try not to die!
Lord Beerus
Blanc
Hitler
Class Rep Iida Tenya
>>3746391
Machi
Shalashaska
>>3746391
Ririchiyo
Monaca
>>3746391
Bedhead Gogo
Seth level wake up timing
>>3746391
King Kaito
Koyomi Araragi
Charlotta
Ace Student Severa
>>3746391
Gandalf the Pug
>>3746391
Naoe Yamato
Eggman-kun
Kanbara Akihito
Jack Spicer
Doom Marine
Bikko
Immune to magic
>>3746391
Hangon l thought Bloobob was Sucy?
Brock Lesnar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGii4_WEJvE
Iwanko
Kneesocks
>>3746391
Envy
The God Emperor of Man Kind
>>3746404
>>3746389
No, but I don't think you could insult me further...
Endo
>>3746446
Then my work here is completed.
>>3746420
>dropskicks inside the ocean
Transfers and dropouts? Anything wrong with your entry forms? Check now!
>>3746457
I already passed. So no point proving again that I am one of your best students. This girl can take my spot.
>>3746448
>>3746457
>Immune to magic was an entry
what?
>>3746381
you must be older than 18 to post on 4chan
>>3746457
Looks fine to me, just need to gather up my books.
>>3746457
Swap please!
>>3746412
>>3746448
Roster redone, swap have been made. Envy has been entered in place of runescape pray.
Game will start soon if there will be no more requests.
>>3746457
Let's start this
>>3746457
>>3746473
>>3746473
Huh,I guess made it in after all. Very well then!
>>3746473
>excluding runescape prayer entry
kys
Kat
>>3746473
I just barely made it...good for me.
Lets get going.
Don't be late for school!
>>3746391
Haigen Hawkins
>>3746454
You see anon, unfortunately I'm on mobile right now. But I appreciate everything you do. Keep up the good work
>Naoe
>>3746461
>>3746469
>>3746488
>>3746488
Who needs a textbook when you can easily cheat?! You humans never seem to do the logical thing.
>>3746488
Probably math..
>>3746488
Dammit dammit, maybe the bus will get in a wreck and l'll have time
>>3746488
I do hope the school allows outside food. It would be a waste of resources if we were to go through all of this trouble just to have it confiscated.
>Buys a fuckload of Reese's
Hey bed head Gogo, have a bad dream? Hmm...?
Ticked by Brock Lesnar, say goodbye to your ribs. All one million pieces of them.
>>3746488
Buzz off!
>>3746488
Not like I was the teacher or anything
>>3746514
Hurry up !
>>3746488
I'm glad that P.E. isn't a graduation requirement.
>>3746514
>
>>3746517
Want to get F5'ed through a table like I did to you yesterday?
Failed Students!
>>3746514
Did you require something from me?
>>3746514
It's just a flesh wound. Right guys?!...
>>3746514
Why am I carrying your books again? You're not using your hands for anything.
>>3746488
I don't really have a least favorite class.
>>3746507
Math? It is just numbers, its quite simple once you memorize the formulas.
>>3746523
Isn't that what this whole game is though? A giant game of P.E.?
Oce, you're in no place to be judging who the worst student ever is. That's because you haven't one yet.
Machi, be nice to the wizard dog.
Didn't know Jack was such a pUsi.
Aragari gets the coins shaken out of him.
>>3746545
I'm afraid to say but you've changed too much. Maybe even for the worse.
>>3746545
I hope you feel bad about it, like you want to commit suicide
>>3746545
...
>>3746545
I'm a demon, this won't hurt me o-...I'm starting to regret my idiotic actions.
>>3746514
Tell the one about Michiru again.
>>3746545
Oi, help me pick them up, I need them for the ride back home.
>>3746545
Please, I'm trying to read here.
>>3746514
Haha... That's a good one, I haven't laughed this much since Russia was here last..
>>3746542
I'm bad at remembering things though, so it's a little annoying...
>>3746545
I-I wouldn't do that! Especially to such a cute dog!
>>3746523
Where I'm from it is, so you have it pretty good.
>>3746542
As long as there isn't any rope climbing or any of those weird touchy-feely physical exams then I'm fine with this kind of P.E.
Gandalf the Pug wants his bone back.
After the bluff of getting behind Monaca because of a bug, Jack initiates a back assult and flees when it doesn't work, when he realizes it takes more than a knock to the thread to take out an actual handicap.
Machi is having fun this year. What hollow laughter, she knows it's all pointless as long as she never wins :^)
>>3746545
M-My apologies for being a nuisance...
>>3746545
Mr. Churchill had stated his view publicly, namely that the present regime in Germany must be overthrown with the aid of forces within Germany which would gladly co-operate. If Mr. Churchill would but spend less of his time in emigre circles, that is with traitors to their country maintained and paid abroad, and more of his time with Germans, then he would realize the utter madness and stupidity of his idle chatter. I can only assure this gentleman, who would appear to be living in the moon, of one thing: there is no such force in Germany which could turn against the present regime.
>>3746565
Oh hey 5 month old Cheez its
>>3746565
This is good training for you!
>>3746565
Who cares about mathematics anyway ?
>>3746561
Aren't you a bit old to be in school?
>>3746565
I'll find the bat and ball, you get a glove.
>>3746565
>>3746562
What are you planning to do in here, and why do you need me?
>>3746565
I was carrying your books so you could lose my notes!? What the hell!
>>3746559
Write them down. A lot. That's how I do it.
>>3746562
This is a school, I doubt they will have an examination like that.
I think we've got one of the highlight events of the game! Fucking Brock Lesnar, a force himself, nothing against the force of teamwork and friendship. The Pug making the jumpshot to hit Brock atop the head, Yamato with his beast strength to put Brock in place while Kanbara finishes it off with a stunning shooting star flip!
>>3746565
I do hope nobody saw that. That wasn't proper classroom etiquette.
>>3746581
We're liberating enough equipment to play baseball.
>>3746589
We should report him to the appropriate authorities, they will know how to deal with him.
>>3746582
That's a human thing... I'm just running out of space it in my memory is all.
>>3746589
I mean... Jack is a villain..
>>3746589
I when l get home l'm gonn eat an entire bucket of krawfish
>>3746589
YOU BUNCH OF MOTHERFU -
>>3746589
Class is in session, go back and attain a bathroom pass if you expect to utilize the rest room.
>>3746589
Look at all of you monsters! This kind of disorderly chaos is exhilarating!
>>3746589
That guy didn't look like any student I've ever seen before...
>>3746582
You've never heard of those schools that give boys that...one exam?
The small furry animals seem to have a thing for Machi.
Jack Spicer preaches the joys of the sunlight after discovering it for his own.
>>3746602
I'm a goddess, that's just an excuse.
>>3746618
Nope, but could you tell me some things about it?
>She starts to take notes
>>3746621
A small snack is good for the mind.
The one man, one death.
>>3746621
I still prefer indoors
>>3746621
I'll just rest mine eyes a bit...[loud snoring]
>>3746621
I had this subject last year, I could do this with my eyes closed. If I could see while they're closed.
>>3746630
I think all you need to know is that they strip you naked and examine you.
Killing jews is a special kind of sport, isn't it?
Jack unleashes his new secret weapon, Machi.
Monaca's extra nerves went to her fingers.
>>3746621
Stop it! I hate sunlight! Let me go back inside!
>>3746598
Oh, ummm, I can't play baseball...
>>3746641
You don't have to worry about it, I won't go anywhere.
>>3746621
Haha, but I'm considered old in my family..
>>3746630
Actually not really, it's been a problem for a while, I've been meaning to get a larger storage device..
>>3746641
... He just takes it too seriously though right?!
>>3746580
I meant when I was your age.
>>3746621
I will allow you to see this notes after you swear you will not copy them word-for-word and use them to establish your own sets of notes. Think of it as a script from the lecture, not a cheat sheet.
>>3746641
Death threats are both unlawful and against the rules! Whoever did this, I can assure you I will find you and report you!
>>3746641
Didn't even think that would work
>>3746641
Not now, puppy. I need to pull myself together.
>>3746643
Oh, well then just get me the stuff and I'll find someone who feels like it.
>>3746649
Thank you Arigato-san
Onwards~!
>>3746651
Well that does make a lot of sense now.
>>3746669
>Akihito reads Captain Underpants in the library.
>>3746669
Thank you
>>3746669
Don't underestimate me just because I fail to fit in with anyone. I will not allow that to deter me from making sure that everybody follows school procedure.
>>3746669
Gee, very helpful...
Alright, getting real scared of Kanbara here. Freaking psycho killer.
>>3746663
Someone? As in one person? Are yu trying to form a team or just find someone to play catch with?
>>3746665
... How abot saying my name correctly instead of saying thank you twice?
>>3746669
Th-That's just for helping me pick up my coins, don't get any ideas.
>>3746638
Mmhmm... go on?
>Continues to take notes
>>3746650
What do you mean by that?
>>3746669
>Reads while the rest clean
>>3746694
>Sighs
Whatever, I didn't need those anyway.
>>3746694
Mhmm, I would definitely quit my job.
>>3746695
Sorry l stuttered
>>3746694
That would be exemplary. Thank you.
Jack Spicer is vicious this round.
Blanc works her connections to get the dog kicked.
Gogo cleanses the dust off of Hitler's clothes.
Machi gives Monaca a special lesson.
>>3746694
Mmm! Do you feel that murderous feeling that I always do Kanabara?! The one where you always want to kill them to cause destruction and chaos in the world and see how cruel you really are?! It feels great,doesn't it?!
>>3746714
You've got some Jew residue
>>3746694
Sorry about that.. I just needed for class.
>>3746702
I'm an android, so my memory is a set amount, and it's been reaching capacity for a while now, I've had to delete a couple of things...
>>3746714
H-hey.. Thanks for that.. I owe you one..
>>3746708
No. you did it on purpose.
>>3746714
What is it? Do you have more funny stories to tell?
>>3746714
Your welcome.
>>3746695
I was just looking for a game and some people, then seeing how it goes from there is all.
>>3746702
I'll just tell you that it gets really personal next, and hope that you can puzzle it together on your own.
Last night was fun
Is that really code or is that the two of them meeting up for a fight? The male students are really duking it out this round.
Gogo decides to be no more and dispose of her current identity. She's not in the school anymore... Or is she...?
>>3746714
P-Please tell me this is not an erotic novel of some sort...
>>3746738
No more bedhead
Now Hightails
>>3746730
No it was an accident
>>3746729
How do you increase your capacity? And don't think anything of it.
>>3746733
Mmhmm...
>Continues to write
This will do just nicely. Thank you.
>>3746738
Hey! I just pulled some strings to not get you expelled!
>>3746738
HEY! CAN I BORROW YOUR PHYSICS NOTES?
>>3746738
May I borrow your textbook? It appears I have left mind at home.
>>3746738
>>3746751
Fuck no!
Hitler makes Kanbara pay for his gas bill. Poetic justice is imminent.
Blanc wants to know where the gay meet up is.
>>3746749
Happy to help.
>>3746738
Yeah... You're right... I'm sorry, I don't know what got into me..
>>3746749
Sorry..! But I just have to get another chip with a larger capacity, honestly I should do that already..
>>3746759
Thanks man.. I'm tall, but not that tall..
>>3746759
Fine fine, take it. I don't know why they're letting all of these grown men into this school.
>>3746733
You might have a problem finding someone to play with, I don't think a lot of people in here know how to play.
>>3746738
Just a drink won't be enough, I want a coffee and some donuts to go with it.
>>3746748
I know it wasn't! And stop stealing Hachikuji's lines or she's going to be mad.
>>3746759
What do you two even do?
>>3746768
Does it need to be anything specific? I might have something laying around.
>>3746759
>Iida eats the Reese's cups he bought before arriving to school.
War of the protags, Naoe stuns Araragi right out of the school year.
Kanbaru pays for his sins and is dragged down to hell.
>>3746759
>>3746768
Well, I not tall at all, but looks like it was enough, have fun with that.
>>3746777
What you reading, Blanc?
>>3746784
S-Stop it! I promise I won't mention worst tsun in fron of you ever again!
>>3746770
Better than nothing, thanks for the help getting the stuff for me, even if you can't play it.
>>3746784
So much for getting revenge on that Adolf guy...
LUNCH TIME!
>>3746784
>Ignores
>>3746795
A Song of Ice and Fire, it was recommended to me on my blog.
It's okay, a bit bloody but not too bad.
>>3746796
Is that an egg in her hair?
>>3746784
>Iida notices the girl moving away from him as he sits down and just stares at the ground while frowning.
>>3746770
She's not even here
>>3746777
I-I can't do something like that here..! I'll be in maintenance mode while the files copy over.. Basically I'll be in a coma till it's done.
>>3746784
O-oh god..! I-I'm sorry.. B-but at least it was quick right..?
>>3746785
I most definitely plan to, thank you very much!
>>3746809
...W-why are students even allowed back here...!?
>>3746809
...A what?
>>3746810
If you are with the first novel in the series. It gets more bloody in later volumes, you can count on that.
And we're down to the final three! It's time for HYPER COMMENTARY!
JACK SPICER CHECKS OUT, NAOE YAMATO, THE LAST PENIS!
MACHI AND BLANC LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT, THIRSTY PROTAG ON THE LOOSE!
NO GLORY FOR THE DEAD! GO HOME! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIRS!
>>3746821
Ahh, well you still need a bigger drive right? How much space do you have right now? I could probably find a 64 Terabyte hard drive somewhere.
>>3746829
Well don't spoil too much, I do plan to read the entire series.
>>3746832
Thank you for this, you didn't take anything from it right?
>>3746832
Fuck you..
BLANC MAKES A DUMMY OUT OF MACHI TO FIGURE OUT THE BEST WAY TO TAKE HER DOWN! MY! I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS KIND OF TRAINING AND PREPARATION IN THE ASUKA ACADEMIA GAMES FOR A LONG TIME!
NAOE YAMATO TREATS HIMSELF TO SOME IMAGE TRAINING! IMAGINING THE FINAL MOMENTS OF THE GAME! WHAT IS THAT BULGE IN YOUR PANTS?!
>>3746841
Well, you'll have a good time, I'm sure. Have fun, Blanc.
Hi
i am very happy today guys
BLANC GOES THROUGH HER DESK, CLEANING IT OUT FOR WHAT PURPOSE? IS SHE PLANNING TO LEAVE THE SCHOOL BECAUSE SHE'S EXPECTING THE GRADUATE? HOW COCKY! TOO BAD! THERE ARE STILL TWO MORE STUDENTS LEFT!
MACHI IS NOT A MALE, LET ME CLARIFY! IT'S JUST ONE OF THE 990 EVENTS I NEED TO REVISE! ANYWAY, MACHI HAS GOTTEN FAT, NAOE SAYS! WHAT A BOLD COMMENT! IS HE PLANNING TO THROW HER OFF HER GAME BY MAKING HER INSECURE ABOUT HER WEIGHT? WILL HE COMMENT ABOUT HER JIGGLING GUT MIDBATTLE FOR THAT CRUCIAL DISTRACTION?!
>>3746861
Principal why are you shouting into the intercom? We can hear you
>>3746867
it's eye-catching
>>3746841
6-64 terabyte would definitely be an improvement.. At the moment I believe mine is like 20..? I don't remember.. Haha..! B-but would you like something in return?
THE REASON MACHI WILL NEVER WIN THE ACADEMIA GAMES IS BECAUSE SHE'S CONSTANTLY DYING BEFORE SHE ACTUALLY DIES! STOP BEING DEAD MACHI AND MAYBE YOU MIGHT WIN FOR ONCE! STOP PLAYING WITH THIS HEADMISTRESS'S HEART!
BLANC SENDS HER LAST FEMALE CLASSMATE GOODBYE BEFORE FACING HER FINAL CHALLENGE, NAOE YAMATO THE SACRED LAST PENIS!
WINNER DECIDED NEXT MATCH! VOTE NOW!
http://poal.me/zf0bzw
Real Vino hours.
If you up, type in that shitpost and press that mofukin post button.
>>3746874
My money's on the nerd.
>>3746876
>Smashes that Like button
>>3746852
Thank you.
>>3746861
Aha, here it is...
>Grabs her hammer
>>3746871
Its just a spare part, I won't be using it. I'll have to find it though.
AND IT'S OVER! BLANC MAKES A CRUCIAL MISTAKE AND SPILLS HER SPAGHETTI ALL OVER NAOE'S TABLE WHEN SHE GOES UP TO FIGHT HIM! (Or confess her love for him???) NAOE IS FILLED WITH RAGE! SLAMMING THAT SMALL DELICATE HEAD INTO THE SPAGHETTIED TABLE, HE JAMS THE BARREL OF HIS HANDGUN RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD!
BLANC'S TEARS DISSOLVE IN THE SAUCE AND NOODLES UNDER HER SOILED CHEEK AND WITH A SHARP BANG HE LIFE ENDS IN A SHAMING DISPLAY OF MALE MASCULINITY!
>>3746893
Was that really necessary? Where did you even get a gun?
>>3746893
>>3746893
Nerd-Kun masculine? Oh please, don't make me laugh.
>>3746893
That is some of the edgiest shit I've ever had the displeasure of reading...
>>3746876
O shit ngga waddup!!!!
Real nigga hours tho i'm finna smash dat mf like button
>>3746893
Holy shit I did it. I DID IT! I mean I'm not proud of what I've done but you know. Pride means nothing in this arena
>>3746797
Well, the truth is I can, and I guess I could play with you, that is if you can keep up.
>>3746814
It's a hairpin... With the shape of an egg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps
Congrats to the winner of the 27th Asuka Academia Games!
Naoe Yamato! Now go! Be a shining light in this dark world as only an AAAce Student can!
View all past games here!
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>>3746893
Congrats to the skinny fuccboi
And placements.
>>3746905
''Oh thank you Severa for believing in me, I would still be a total loser without your support''
YOU. ARE. WELCOME!
>>3746912
Thanks for hosting mate.
![LOVEEDITION[010018].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MYgbWTB.jpg "LOVEEDITION[010018].jpg")
Thanks for playing!
>Runs out of thread
>>3746906
A bit late, seeing as how I got dragged to hell. But I appreciate the gesture!
>>3746908
Thanks lady!
>>3746908
Congratulations Yamato, thanks for sanding me home early...
And thanks for the game.
>>3746893
W-what am I hearing Principle...?
A-Anyway.. Congratulations Naoe!
Thanks for the great school year Principle Asuka!
>>3746891
T-thank you ma'am..! I was beginning to think I'd always forget people's names..
>>3746912
Thank you for the game, Hostess!
>>3746908
Congratulations, Naoe
Looks like I just missed a fun game, but thanks for hosting it for everyone!
>>3746916
>Kissu
>>3746906
But y tho
>>3746927
I read that as "thanks for hosting it everyone" and was really confused
>>3746937
Because my sisters are too stupid to find a better thing to symbolize fire.
>>3746819
Maybe she is and you just can't see her.
>>3746942
A-ah! Sorry Blanc, my name is Kaito! It's nice to meet you!
>>3746930
Whatever. Just don't make a total ass out of yourself like you tend to do.
>>3746944
Well, at least everyone participated and seemed to have made it a good game, so thanks to everyone for that...
>>3746957
Mmhmm, I'm going to go look for that hard drive. See you later.
Post feels from your source
give me a code and I can try hosting
>>3746966
A-ah, alright, I'll see you around then Blanc! Take care!
>>3746978
U0pZlXtX
>>3746977
>>3746977
>>3746977
>The entire damn game is just feels, but this one hit hard
>>3746977
>>3746977
>>3746977
>>3746997
iiya
iiya dont cry
>>3746985
>0 events
>>3747007
>Tries not to cry
>Cries a lot
>>3746985
Hope you don't mind if i save this.
>>3746977
>>3747022
Fuck you for posting this
RIP Hughes
>>3746985
I can work with this
First 24
>>3747026
Yours truly was the one to pull the trigger!
>>3747032
Anonymous
>>3747032
X7-10
>>3747032
Hinata
>>3747032
Rohan Kishibaited
>>3747032
Aldebaran
>>3747032
Eggman-kun
>>3747032
Ultrabitch Bomango
>>3747032
The Player
>>3747032
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3747032
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3747032
Bill CIA Wilson
>>3747032
Shiny Chariot
>>3747032
The Crimson Demon
>>3747032
King Kaito
>>3747032
Prince Gumball
>>3747032
Burning Woody
>>3747032
Cripple
>>3747032
Jack Spicer
>>3747032
Ya boi Vino
>>3747055
>kissu
>>3747032
Vic Viper
>>3747055
>pokes you with a hot curling iron
>you like this
>>3747032
Endo
>>3747032
A Rapist
>>3747032
Machi
>>3747032
Intense feels
>>3747032
Cirno
>>3747032
Chuck Wood
