Hunger games thread
>>3737725
See here! Black can advance that other pawn two squares still, stalling it, then place the king in check by taking on f6. White has to recapture or they lose, which results in black having no legal moves! You must play c6 instead of taking. Black cannot ignore c6, because white wins the race with check and mate.
>>3737769
...
>whispers
skeletons.
>>3737786
Well I'm sure she's been loving it too.
>>3737769
pee
>>3737793
Yeah, but the threat is the same regardless of whether or not I can see it, so why does me being able to see it lower the chances of you blasting it?
>>3737823
I sincerely hope so. All I want is for her to be happy.
Host another game so I can win this time!
>>3737769
I want to protect this smile.
>>3737647 (Girl with similar filenames as mine-chan)
Unfortunately, she comes and goes as she pleases and can appear as quickly as she can disappear. While she is a very strong proponent of the law, I feel as if she would disagree with me taking off my clothing.
Are you even law enforcement?
>>3737786 (Rock Eater)
It's when you transform from the Chaos Emeralds and become super powerful.
>>3737784
Black is forced to capture your pawn on c6, then you can capture their pawn. Their only non obviously losing move is to advance that c pawn, giving white the option to race, which it accepts.
>>3737848
How about you host?
>>3737838
>>3737728 (Kaito)
Cocytus isn't a she silly.
>>3737842
Don't you worry spike, I'm sure she is as happy as a corpse in a nicely decorated tomb.
>>3737861
The gems have the power to make you like that?
>>3737865
And this leads to checkmate!
I miss when /trash/ was slow, I miss the comfy, I miss when fetishfags didn't think they were entitled to having multiple threads of the same fetish up simultaneously, I miss when /furry/ didn't infect threads, I miss when /co/, HG, and ERP threads didn't take up a majority this place. I want old /trash/ back.
>>3737764
Anything you want, Knuckles. Anything you want and more. I am a trained professional at making problems disappear, whatever those problems may be.
>Rin pats the coat pocket she displayed to Knuckles the night before.
Anything.
>>3737811
That shall be enough. If it is alright with you, I shall take half of the fee now, and then the rest once I have delivered your item of choice to you.
Are these terms acceptable?
>>3737866
If I did that people might think I cheated when I win it!
>>3737868
its true tho
I want to fug Frankie
>>3737892
Shut up Maria
>>3737892
die
>>3737876
I'm not sure I'd want to equate living with me to being dead.
>>3737877
Yes, THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANT YOU EATING THEM!
Who should I blame for the storage being down? Hoshi?
>>3737892
This copypasta is already stale.
Good job.
>>3737842
Because if you can see it, that means that others can interact with it, and it's less likely to isolate and destroy my mind.
>>3737892
Die
>>3737878
Well, I wouldn't have thought of all that.
That was super interesting, thanks for showing me!
>>3737920
But if they do that, imagine how packed with flavor they must be.
>>3737922
KEKCHAN
>>3737897
You can't kill anyone here, they just come back.
>>3737769
Tightness/Pressure. This spreads out to a variety of things.
>>3737922
http://cuckchan.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
Its not
>>3737930
Okay then, I'm still not sure I agree, but I'll take your word for it.
>>3737922
Desustorage got taken down due to CP.
Here's the new archive cuckchan.org
>>3737922
Go to cuckchan
Its the same as desustorage
>>3737811 (Rammy)
Don't worry too much about her, she seemed happy, besides, now you know how I feel.
>>3737874
It's a guy? Ah well I don't mind!... But what's a floor guardian..?
>>3737935
I don't care if they taste like the best jolly rancher in existence!
YOU.
ARE NOT.
EATING.
MY EMERALD.
>>3737958
I shouldn't really say without Ainz around. I might say something he doesn't want me to.
>>3737769
Abuse from people close to me
How's everyone today?
>>3737915
>>3737918
What's wrong with co- oh wait sorry there, kinda forgot that this isn't gloomsville, we kinda like corpses. not in a "we want as much corpses as possible" way...
>awkward laughter
I miss when Argentina was good, I miss the trophies, I miss when fans didn't think they were entitled to having multiple chokes of the same finals simultaneously, I miss when Chile didn't win anything, I miss when Messi, Tevez, Higuain and Mascherano didn't take up a majority of the team spots,. I want old Argentina back.
>>3737746(Fyxe)
Ahhhh...I think I understand now. So, something like this for example? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OZU3fi08-o
Oh wow, I was about to flip out if you were Kitsune^2 after reading the first bit. Its still cool that you can make music like that though.
Funny you should post that...I'm actually listening to his stuff right now. I've always wanted to make chiptune music, but I never had the patience or learning ability for it, ironic for me.
>>3737892
Maria pls
>>3737990
Are you me?
>>3737946
I don't fucking know, Spike.
Do you have a psychologist to refer me to?
>>3737670 (Cute criminal)
I've clashed against more adorable people than you, and moooooore dangerous than you. Denied!
>>3737686 (Kriminal)
Buuuuut, I have to impress my superiors somehow! And what's better than capturing a..what...what kind of thing are you?
>>3737699 (Criminal)
Buuuuut! I'm trying to so my job here! Sort of...if you cooperate I'll give you candy!
>>3737752 (Villian)
But, isn't the world like...
>Stretches her arms wide
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big? World domination sounds so hard and impossible...
>>37378118 (Criminal)
Ehhhh!? D-did I lost my chance already? Aww, I was too late! Now Arima-san won't praise me...
>>3737855
You're asking if I'm a law enforcer? Well I...
>She takes out her CCG ID card
It says here I am! Hence I can ask you to take off your clothes! Or...maybe I can use my hands to register you instead...
now reply to your fetishes with your avas
>>3738000
DELETE THIS
>>3737940
That is the case inside the arena, yes.
>Rin sips some of her vodka.
Outside the arena? Well, I've only heard tales of demise in that regard. Those are not the only services I offer though, Knuckles.
As I said, if you require anything, I would be more than happy to assist you for a negotiable cost.
>>3737970
Fine, but know that this isn't over.
>>3737999
Right.. Well, I'm not judging. I'm sure Gloomsville has its reasons.
>>3738017
Not currently, but maybe you should look into that.
Is Sol still lurking around? I have something to give him.
>>3737958
Happy? I am glad to hear that. Though I am not fond of her like your fondness of Haku.
>>3737897
*nods*
*she hands you five singles*
That would be acceptable. I would like all of my weapons to be in working condition.
>>3738027
Hahaha no.
>>3738011
W-Who are you?
>>3738022
I haven't committed any crimes!
I think!
>>3738037
The reasons being that we have a graveyard next to every house.
Odd that we don't have a huge deathrate.
>>3738060
I-I don't really want to say. I was just making an expression.
>>3738027
Good luck locating mine, wench!
>>3738022
That's why I have my robot army and Shen Gong Wu
>>3738022
Are you not happy that I have already been dealt with?
LURKSQUAD FORM UP
>>3738027
>>3737769
Killing myself.
>>3738022
I'm an Echidna.
>>3738031
Sorry, I fight my own battles.
>>3738037
Keep dreaming.
>>3738029
No
>>3738002
Well I don't make chiptune, it just happened that my first piece was somewhat "chiptune" because I wanted to try something simple. But it's a stereotype, it's as complex as any other kind of music.
Also, I'm crazy, but I'm not Kitsune^2, don't worry.
Also, sorry to disappoint you, but I LOVE slam jam mashup. Because the 2 mixed music are already composed separatively... No I was talking about original music talking about a game, like... this stuff : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAioZzuhOQg
I must admit thought, Starbomb is on the high-tier, it's pretty enjoyable at times.
>>3738095
>>3738027
Snuff porn and guro are pretty hot.
>>3738095
>ayy
>>3738027
>>3738095
>>3738041
>Rin counts the bills, giving an affirmative nod as she finished.
Very well. When would you like this job completed by, and how much fuel are you looking for?
>>3738102
...I see. A shame we could not make business.
>Rin downs the rest of her glass.
Perhaps another time.
>>3738022
Do I look like I care about candy? And your job is to deal with ghouls, as you said, not humans.
>>3738095
Post waifus
Rate
>>3738037
With whom, Spike?
Aali is absent, and likely also insane, Sunny probably has crippling PTSD she's hiding, all my sisters are gone, and Yuubari is never around when I am.
>>3737972
Oh, that's alright then, I was just curious..
But I have to say besides the eating people you're quite pleasant.
>>3738041
I-I know!... I just thought she was a close friend... Hmpf..
>>3738095
Form what up?
>>3738022
I do not recognize this form of ID.
...
Well, as annoying as you are, I will buy into your game and allow you to register me. You may take my fingerprints or whatever it is you require of me, if it troubles you this greatly.
>>3738041
>Mr. Badguy, reporting in.
>>3738095
>>3738090
I heard Megumin likes touching dirty NEET penis.
>>3738125
If I need anything, I'll be sure to ask you.
>>3738135
I need to update that shit so fuck you.
>>3738027
Patchouli!
>>3738095
But I don't want to~!
>>3738135
>
>>3738095
Post avas.
>>3738095
>>3738174
>Maynard
Top fucking taste m8.
>>3738109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3tkaVcYgPA
One of my favorite mashups actually. The best are the one that enhance the original piece. (the passage at 2:06 <3 )
Someone please host, you will make me happy
>>3738095
The dead have awoken early
>>3738195
Link please
>>3738169
>
>>3738195
And I have another ava coming up
>>3738139
You think so?
>>3738217
Who's 2 on top?
>>3738208
Danke, brother.
>>3738195
I'm supposed to be doing something productive
>>3738234
6/10
5/10
3/10
8/10
?/10
>>3738231
>Oh shit.
>>3738078
Never would've guessed. You don't seem like the solemn type.
>>3738102
I will. Of gems. And Sunset.
>>3738137
I don't know, it's not like I'm the most sane person in the world either.
>>3738248
Which one do you mean?
>>3738195
>>3738251
You're me so it's fine. Lets stick together and revel in the abuse of our peers.
>>3738195
>>3738153
There you are.
http://imgur.com/a/ojH2c
>>3738125
As soon as possible. As for fuel...
Enough so that I will not have worry about going out with a few pulls.
>>3738139
She is to me. But it is clear that you feel something more for Haku than you do for me and her.
>>3738163
That makes me feel a little better.
>Rin pours herself for alcohol.
But I'd still like to keep drinking, if you don't mind.
>>3738188
Mr. Satou, that chair sure looks lonely.
Why don't you pull up a seat by my desk and share a drink with me, hm?
>>3738195
>>3738226
I assumed the one asking for lurkers was going to. I will go grab something and upon my return there is no host I shall.
>>3738195
>Improve your memory. Or wait for the guy who keeps posting mine for no reason.
>>3738291
Actually, m-mine is that of a double-edged sword...
>>3738269
This is a rating based on what?
>>3738284
Hm? what's solemn about talking about graves? it's not a bad thing, you can meet up with the undead, it's fun.
>>3738234
>>3738250
>>3738263
>>3738287
>>3738297
>>3738310
What website this one?
I wanna fit in too!
>>3738297
Hey buddy, if you could use the teacher lady more often you would make this poor soul very happy
>>3738300
As much as humanely possible, and then some.
Very well. Your request has been made, and I will try to get it to you within a moment's notice.
>>3738303
>more*
>>3738336
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>3738286
2nd one from right, top row.
>>3738284
Ah, I guess that's true as well.
We're just a bunch of mentally ill misfits, aren't we?
>>3738195
Why are we still posting this. Ragi please remind me.
>>3738297
>mfw D.Va walks straight into my trap after she lost her mech
>>3738336
Theres a place in the LoL subreddit where you send the pictures and someone makes it for you
Takes 2~4 hours depending on the amount of pictures
>>3738300
>Nice. Thanks man.
>>3738363
>>3738297
>D.VA
I knew you have some bad taste in your mouth, but boy I didn't know you love scat.
>>3738370
post your filters
>>3738242
If I didn't think so I wouldn't have said it! But.. You're a servant right? You should be pleasant it's only natural right?
>>3738300
....
>Starts becoming frantic.
Y-you're doing this on purpose..! Gah!.. This just happened the other day, w-why do you guys have to do this to me..!
>>3738195
>>3738195
>I didn't change anything from the one posted earlier.
>>3738344
Your services are appreciated.
>>3738380
>No problem.
>>3738062
Reeeeeeally? How about this whole fighting thing? Isn't killing illegal here? As I see it, you're all bad people!
>>3738091
Shen...Gong...Who? Is that a chinese friend of yours?
>>3738093
But I wanted the credit! And maybe...maybe taking you under my custody and then...raising you unde rmy care, or something fuuuun like that!
>>3738146
Thaaaaanks~! Now, hold still!
>Her hands begin touching you all over, trying to find any suspicious object.
...My, you have quite the body! Alright, you...pass!
>>3738102
Huuuh? But, but animals can't talk at all! Take out that costume.
>>3738127
Yeeeees, but! I don't see any ghouls here, so I'll like, take you into custody instead! Besides, everyone has at least killed once here, right? That's baaad enough!
>>3738370
Because you told me to, you fucking nigger.
>>3738371
>tfw Reaper players walk over your corpse to get that soul and die to the passive
>>3738389
Don't talk to your daddy like that
>>3738334
Well, where I come from you can't, so graves are more a place of mourning and stuff.
Guess it's just one of those cultural differences.
>>3738365
Seems that way.
>>3738374
>lying on the internet
>>3738365
Rei Ayanami?
>>3738284
What ever...
>>3738303
Go ahead, I don't mind.
>>3738363
>Thanks.
>>3738405
In my world they can.
>>3738195
>Hm?
>>3738416
>he knows its a lie
Spotted the redditor, kys
>>3738408
No father of mine would play such a annoying person.
>>3738414
Odd, oh well... say how colorful is your place.
>>3738420
Thanks for reminding me that 4kids made anime characters sing the national anthem
>>3738195
Am I cool now?
>>3738405
Ancient magic artifacts. Like my Monkey Staff
>>3738434
Really colourful. Everything is bright and technicolour.
>>3738432
I know it's a lie because I know about the website. Now stop b8ing me. It's working too well.
>>3738396
Lord Ainz said I was an npc a while back and that the way I act is how I was created and meant to be.
>>3738434
I bet you like best girl Mercy.
>>3738428
>Raiko and Seija
I honestly to God thought you were Cirno
>>3738263
qt
spooky
qt
>>3738027
Subway sandwiches
>not really
>>3738109
And thats the reason why I gave up on it, heh. I couldnt figure out most of the functions of the program and if I tried to reverse something I messed up on, it would delete the whole thing or make something worse. I think i'll stick with art...for now though!
Yea, caught me a bit off guard when I first read it. Oh, you do? Not disappointing at all, just posted it as a example. I love silly mash ups, since I have a playlist of em~
Hmm....so then...like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY (not really a good example, more of a animated short)
I wont pester you about it anymore if I miss this.
Starbomb is pretty funny, since a lot of the game music they make were games I grew up with, but now I can kinda see where you're coming from now.
>>3738221
Oh? Jojo pieces? Then you must have heard this one then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sblR0eIRW-I
Usually I'm not a fan of rap, but this mashup is something I wont skip.
Slam jam mashups always seem to go with everything. Anything I usually look up always has a version of it.
>>3738363
>thanks, anon!
>>3738435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJuJrqFhXM
>4kids will not never be the butt of jokes.
>>3738405
That's not your jurisdiction, and the role of a samurai is to fight. Go home, kid.
>>3738195
>>3738401
As are you, the customer.
>Rin sets her glass down on the desk, picking up a notepad in one hand and a pen in her other.
Might I get a name so that I may call for you in the future?
>>3738420
Then drink I shall.
>Rin chuckles, taking a deep sip from her glass.
>>3738343
>I try to, but the fact of the matter is that it is straining on me to play her. I struggle with keeping track of 2-4 people at a time as is, Ms. Baker usually gets loads of replies, and that's including that I don't even post images initially.
>Basically, I can only play her when I get into a certain mindset and am not feeling entirely stressed out/I have a schedule clear for hours. I also feel not too sure of how I will continue with assignments as I want to try to make them as entertaining as possible without people disliking them.
>>3738389
>I-I'm a Roadhog main if it makes you feel better...
>>3738371
>Hooks you
>Oneshots you
>>3738395
You, Aqua and all of KK's avatars.
>>3738406
O-Oh.
>>3738459
that's unfortunate.
>>3738462
I like her, but I like High Nooner more.
>>3738480
Dem sweater puppies
I miss the old HG. I miss when Hoshi was not a control freak. I miss when we did not have a circlejerk and we had people who wanted to host. I miss the days when we did not have autistic people like Aussa and touhou fags. I miss when 8ch was not a thing. I miss the old HG.
>>3738418
The pink hair QT, I don't fucking know you damn pervert loli.
>>3738496
Why?
>>3738491
>Roadhog
alright you're not that bad.
>>3738495
>filtering my avas
There's a reason I don't rename my files.
>>3738491
Alright then mate
I know you get lots of (You)s with Baker, but if it's stressfull to play as I understand.
Person behind the ava is more important than the avatar self
>>3738405
...
A-And you found no metal or sharp objects on me?
>>3738506
>when we did not have autistic people like Autissa and touhou fags
Cirno was always here
>>3738470
>Sorry to keep your hopes high, Anon
>Although, I wonder what happened to him.
>>3738506
I miss Matoi
>>3738514
Why? it's hard to look at, ain't it? unless you're used to it, unlike I.
>>3738401
>I should use Bedman soon. Can't tonight, but soon.
>>3738490
I'll just leave you to do that then.
>>3738509
Inori Yuzuriha. That's second from the left not the right.
>>3738540
According to the latest memes, Cirno does not exist
>>3738522
Why do you have to make it so hard for me.
>>3738491
>dies
>drops grenades
>you die too
>you like this
>>3738496
I'm glad they nerfed him though. He always shredded me when I was playing Reinhardt.
>>3738551
It does take a little while to adjust to it. Fair point.
>>3738428
>Raiko
FINALLY CAUGHT YOU
HERE'S YOUR WINSCREEN FROM LAST TIME
don't hesitate on claiming them if you see me by the way
>>3738461
A non player character? That's rather strange... Ah but, I guess stranger things happen here...
>>3738506
>when we did not have autistic people like Aussa and touhou fags
Touhoufags are good
>I miss when 8ch was not a thing
Blame the avatars rule, and back then, /trash/ wasn't there.
>>3738448
You just turned into a monkey all of sudden! Hahaha~!
>She claps loudly
Maybe you can take the entire world, entertainment is a thing after all.
>>3738420
That is so weeeeird! But if you are an animal I guess I can't take you with me....oh, maybe...you can become my pet instead!
>>3738486
But what if, what if you've killed innocents? That's bad and you should feel baaaaaad!
>>3738535
Noooope! You look like a good kid, so I'll let you go home and, tell your parents about it!
>>3738405
So you are a gloryhog. And someone who wishes to take care of me? You are an odd person.
>>3738396
Really? I am glad to hear that I am not the only person to know of this.
>>3738490
Ramlethal Valentine. I have been told it is an unforgettable name.
>>3738557
>Do what you wish. I would not want someone to be forced to play as someone.
>>3738473
I'm not spooky, just very dedicated to my senpai~
>>3738405
I'm here to win, not kill people!
>>3738484
>I think I just died a little inside
>>3738565
Now if they could nerf that chubby panda.
>>3738573
and filled with creatures with hidden agendas. or atleast that's what the books tell me.
>tfw you filter littlefinger
>>3738594
Books?
I now take this time to thank Lord Wiggins-chan for filling my reaction folder with his majestic beard. Amen.
>>3738589
Oh, well, sorry for doubting you.
>pat on the back
>>3738580
I'm nobody's pet.
>>3738593
>4kids in the king of shitty localization.
>>3738558
If a game is not hosted by the time I finish this next drink, I suppose I shall begin my next job.
>>3738582
>Rin smiles, setting the writing utensils aside.
That it is. I don't believe I'll need to write that one down.
>Rin holds her glass up, tilting it slightly for a better view of its contents.
If you'll allow me to finish this drink, assuming a host does not arrive, I shall get to your request tonight.
Roll call, as I need to know if 48 or 36
>>3738536
Cirno doesn't exist
>filtering people
pussies
>>3738594
>Mei
The only hero I have problems with.
>>3738596
>
Good job lad, you listened to my words.
>>3738580
Only people who would try to kill me first, child. You presume much.
>>3738640
I stand ready.
>>3738640
Hayate!
>>3738636
I think we're getting one now...
>>3738640
>>3738561
>Oh right, I almost forgot about that.
>>3738575
>Damn, that's a nice wincard.
>Thanks, Seth
>>3738640
48, just look the 42 IDS
>>3738594
>>3738655
>nerf Mei
Pussies.
>>3738580
Oh ha ha ha
>>3738560
I'm literally fucking retarded right now, Maria.
No bully.
>>3738565
>Adds you
>Calls you a nigger when you accept
>Deletes you
>>3738516
>Kissu
>>3738532
>For what it's worth, I don't plan on killing her off yet.
>I just need to find a right day to play her, sometime this week I assure you I will since my schedule is relatively clear at the moment.
>>3738502
Thats just the censored version. Interested?
>>3738640
「It's so troublesome to wait this much.」
>>3738640
Standing by.
>>3738679
Id is never too safe to assume, ah well, 48 it is.
>>3738625
Apology accepted. Anyway, I should get going. See you around, Eruna-chan!
>>3738618
Yeah, books, I read alot of them, we have a large collections of books about colourfull places, it's very frightening really.
>>3738655
>>3738681
Health is too high.
>>3738693
Gib steam now, before I hunt down """Jessica"""
>>3738582
>I just feel obligated to play everyone evenly. Otherwise it feels like I'm saving a dead ava so that one day when someone tries to pick them up, I'm still "using" them, when really I just have an nearly untouched folder. It's a mess that I've gotten myself into and I plan on following through.
>>3738576
Ah of course.
>>3738640
>>3738687
>Bullies
Nah it's alright, I'm honestly more surprised you asked about her and not the elf.
>>3738480
What program did you use?
Still advice you FLStudio btw, but it cost a shittons so... you know where to find stuff.
Yeah I love the FF7 plot song by Starbombs, the chords are pretty interesting beyond the video games references.
And of course, I do know about the Lil Wayne mashup.
Rap is an acquired taste I think, I didn't like it at first, but you just need to find the good artists and then know how to appreciate the rythmn. It's a complete different paradigm, the melody nor the chords are important, it's more about the mood and the rythm.
What do you think about this, it's a french rap, but maybe you'll like the calm atmosphere (or the voice will turn you off)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQYLEjM4bl8
>>3738693
>adds you on my avoid list
>we will never play together again
>>3738715
See ya around!
>>3738693
matoi when?
>>3738732
Forgot pic
>>3738580
>Iida points at the metal things sticking out of his legs.
How did you miss these?
>>3738575
By any chance do you have mine?
>>3738720
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tomatoi
>>3738733
>I like this
>Get matched with teams that always include 2 instalocking Genjis
>I dislike this
>>3738720
Health is standard.
>>3738582
Well, I just want one person to recognize me, that's why I try to get as many achievements as I can!
>>3738658
Then, if I defeat you in this silly game of anihilation will you come with me?
>>3738626
You can tame anything with enough effort and violence! Ah, but they don't allow me to bring pets at home...hm.
>>3738682
Ahahahaha~! You went back to normal again! Magic is such a weird thing! Can you teach me some tricks?
>>3738640
I'd say 48
>>3738582
.... Gah...
>Just falls onto my back.
Jeez.. I'm ganna get you back for this..
>>3738728
Hey, could you go over to my friend and give her a hug?
>>3738730
Dark elf from GATE is way better, that's like an 8/Elf famdizzle.
>>3738743
>When I enjoy playing her again.
>I played her for Deano's B-Day incase you missed it.
>>3738760
You presume much, child. And no, I won't.
>>3738756
>getting into a team with two Hanzos
>on attack
Actually how good is your IRL? Be serious.
>>3738303
>>3738636
Hm? Oh Rin! I was too focused into this thing. I'll go in a second.
>Satou walks towards you.
What do you have for me today?
>>3738806
pretty meh
>>3738806
Last time I talked about my life I got meme'd on. So no deal.
>>3738640
Why not host anyway then?
>>3739025
wut
>>3738806
not bad but not good; stagnant