Zootopia Thread: Lewdy Edition
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BUNE.
Also where the hell was GCBanon a couple threads ago?
>>3729237
>>3729214
Oh boy~
>>3729263
Yeah, but that's too obvious of a bait
>>3729278
I hope you're ready to be disappointed in my story telling.
Clunkbot, you here my man?
>>3729287
>>3729237
Never mind, I found him right at the end.
>>3729295
>>3729295
>that show you lik
>>3729311
>>3729295
>"lik"
I've been wondering, what's the deal with you randomly dropping silent e's?
>>3729319
Huh, I swear I edited that.
Maybe I forgot to resave the PNG.
>Reddit: "The Zootopia Discord server has named every one of Judy's 275 siblings."
>memes, jokes, and inserts of the filmmakers
>>3729321
DO NOT STRANGLE THE JACOB
HE IS FOR GENTLE CUDDLES ONLY
>>3729321
The plot thickens
>>3728788
>Nick got injured on duty.
>At the hospital he gets in ER.
>When he wakes up Nick sees Judy sleeping in a chair next to his bed.
>Nick feels like something is off and fears the worst.
>Checks under the blankets and notice that it is worse then he thought.
>He is now a vixen
>>3729321
>it's more than just that
>I'll tell you guys everything else later
oh god beav no don't tell them about the pastor
sometimes it's okay to leave well enough alone
>>3729349
Among other things...
>>3729356
Link?
>>3729365
>Nick and Judy on case
>one gets hurt bad
>hospital and stress for 5 chapters
>no one dies
give kudos pls, applying for noble piece prize in writing
>>3729341
I honestly couldn't tell you. Probably just me writing faster than my brain, I also tent to double up on T's and write "ign" instread of "ing".
I'm not diagnosed as dyslexic, though.
http://pastebin.com/V4Pn4Hhn
>>3729408
>write "ign" instread of "ing"
that's just from typing all the time and having autocorrect fix it for you
>>3729321
Well, I was hoping to drop this later, but I guess the pastor approach was a bit too obvious.
>>3729387
somehow these threads sink to a new low everyday
Reminder:
Remmy is for Betty's use only.
>>3729420
At least work it into a bigger fic, and not just greentext.
And what's the Jaguar's name?
Since OP forgot to put the link.
Thematic Thursday: http://www.strawpoll.me/10574349 (Closes 16/6/16 00:00 GMT)
>>3729214
lewdy hopps
>>3729481
lewdy hopps ON A COCK
>>3729433
Either flush it or store it somewhere very very safe for future recreational use, Beav. Don't just keep it under your goddamn bed.
>>3729462
Jaguar has two different names now
Byron just adopted an "unofficial-official" name on his twitter, and the disney wikia has a different one entirely
>>3729506
Invest in a lockbox or safe or something.
>>3729472
>My /fit/ Zootopia suggestion is in the top 3
Probably won't win but it still nice to see the appreciation
>>3729506
Just imagine if some rodent burglars break in, think it's booze, and drink it all.
>>3729321
There's going to find your pictures Beaver.
Your pictures of the Amazing WolfSpider!
>>3729462
Phil. They chose him to be the breacher because he has the weakest shoulder and they wanted to toughen him up.
>>3729556
who is secretly Peter Barker
I guess I have to ask: What is pastor?
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeuuuure! You want action? Adventure? Shipping? Lewds? Comfiness? Step right up and have your "Wide"est fantasies put into little green words you can read again and again
>>3729556
not making it a spider pig....
>>3729550
oh god I hope not
that'd be such an awful idea.
>>3729605
Spider Ham is actually a thing though
>>3729602
How about one about Clawhauser meeting Gideon?
>>3729631
Great idea Anon! Coming right up
>>3729597
Essentially a date rape drug which makes you suggestible and eager to please.
There's an entire section on it in the Pastebin.
For a crash course, there's always: http://pastebin.com/JjL0WykH
>>3729602
Nick and Judy first romantic dinner
>>3729481
>>3729214
>Lewdy edition
We need more lewdy hopps
Anyways, sorry to everyone expecting a decent story. I gotta go. Leave some requests and I'll cherry pick through them later.
>>3729556
Wow, I had no idea this idea would be so well received when I made that wolf spider pun. This makes me happy!
>>3729597
Nightholwer that makes you docile and horny, instead of savage.
Basically like a reverse Nighthowler.
>>3729602
Bellwether's put into a cell with Sharla, the sheep from Judy's past who is in jail for prostitution.
They bond over their love of knitting.
How is Nick supposed to keep up?
>>3729602
Beaver and Calvin bond over their unhealthy obsessions over their crushes.
>>3729556
Spiderwolf, spiderwolf
does whatever a spider ___?
>>3729666
For you, lord Satan, I shall attempt to scribble up some Lewdy writing tonight.
>>3729602
Nick and Finnick fooling around in the back of the van on a lazy sunday afternoon?
>>3729739
speaking of which, why is it always the prey that has the borderline stalker tendencies?
>>3729550
Five visible vials.
What looks like an empty can of soft drink or beer discarded on the floor.
Oh Beav, what have you done.
>>3729749
Would?
>>3729753
Ha ha, yes, YES!
>>3729702
He can't. Sometimes he'll just pass out and wake up hours later with Judy still going on top of him.
>>3729602
Calvin and Labjer at a Redwall convention.
Labjer's gone as Lord Brocktree.
Calvin as Dotti.
Neither realises who the the other is under their costume.
>>3729778
hmm
is that hot?
I think so
I'm gonna go with yes.
>>3729753
Hurrah! Give praise to Satan for the bounty we are about to receive!
Hey everyone!
How was everybody's day?
>>3729786
You sick son of a bitch I love it
>>3729631
>It was a cold and rainy day over Bunny Burrows
>Gideon Grey was working the counter at his pastry shop, not that anyone was coming in
>Rain had a way of doing that
>Travis was out buying ingredients, from the Hopps farm no doubt. He would probably be gone for a couple of hours.
>Gideon sighed as he wiped down the counter for the 12th time in the last hour. It wasn't dirty, he was just really bored.
>He usually enjoyed rainy days at work, they were comfy.
>However, it had been raining for a week, and a lot of his delicious pies were beginning to get stale.
>It really broke Gideon's heart to throw away food that nobody bought, especially in bulk.
>He went into the back kitchen. Might as well check inventory.
>As he was beginning to count granny smith apples, the bell on the front door rang.
>He perked up, and grinned. Finally, he had a customer.
cont.
>>3729818
threads are getting a complete rehaul, it's like a revolution
>>3729775
Spiderwolf, Spiderwolf,
Does whatever a spider would
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderwolf.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderwolf.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spiderwolf, Spiderwolf
Friendly neighborhood Spiderwolf
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Wherever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider wolf.
It requires a surprisingly little amount of changes
>>3729818
Okay, overall. Woke up late and a bit hungover, made some greentexts. I went climbing and am now getting to work on Dez and Molly's cute spa adventure, so things are good!
Reichstagsbrand Chapter 3 updated with Clunk's edits!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16555144
Just call me Shill Nye because I'm gonna shill my story a little more.
The final version of Interspecies Sex with COLLAR ON is available on AO3 now, under the title "Circumventing the Collar" because I doubt most people would get the joke anyway.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7304467
There's some new content as well as some technical changes that I think really improve the overall tone and flow of the story, and I think it's worth a re-read. If you have read it before, lemme know if you think it's better or worse than before. If you haven't, I hope you enjoy it.
Also a quick shill for Mead, who made me this fantastic art and got me a pretty ludicrous amount of traffic by shilling me on his tumblr. Go look at his stuff and give him notes or something. Those are like (You)s, right? http://mistermead.tumblr.com/
>>3729754
I've been waiting for you to come back. i actually started on that one but the thread 404'd. I saved what I started though!
>>3729820
The more I think about Martin/Martina the sadder it gets.
I don't think this is about being gay or some sort of trans. I think this is just really shitty ideas of gender roles. Because of how he was brought up, Martin thinks men are brash and loud and argumentative and violent, and women are soft and kind and reasonable and peacemakers. So he thinks that there's no way for him to express his softer side without betraying his gender identity, so he invented Martina to express those feelings through.
>>3729754
>It's a beautiful Sunday afternoon over Zootopia
>the sky is pink and orange, the breeze is cool, and everyone is relaxing at home
>Everyone that is, except for two meddlesome foxes, who had elected to spend it in the back of their van.
>Nick and Finnick had left the back doors open to let air in, because they didn't want to use the AC
>Finnick was nursing a very large cigar, and Nick was shuffling a deck of cards; the kind of cards with naked fox ladies on them.
>Both of them had had a few beers each
>"Ey Finn, you want to do anything today?" asked Nick half-assedly
>"Nah, not really" replied Finnick in a puff of tobacco smoke.
>"Ah c'mon, why not?"
>"I just don't"
>"Aw, c'mon man I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat. You hungry?
>"No"
>"I'm really in the mood for a bugga burga, how bout chu?"
>"I said I'm not hungry Nick"
>"Let's go get some burgas"
>Nick was crawling towards the driver's seat and reaching for the keys in the ignition
>"Dammit Nick I said NO" shouted Finnick as he hopped to his feet and jumped on Nick's back, collapsing him to the floor
>"Ugh fine, you're no fun little dude" protested Nick
>"I really just feel like staying here and doing nothing. You ever done that Nick? Nothing? You should try it sometime, like right now"
>"Finny, buddy, c'mon, we've been doing nothing all weekend."
>"So?"
>"Soooo, let's do something, anything. Hey! I know, let's pack a bowl! Let's get toasted!"
>"We're all out of bud, dumbass. SOMEbody smoked it all" Finnick blew a cloud of smoke in Nick's face.
>"How about swimming? It's a hot day, it'd feel real niiiice!" Nick made some swimming motions with his arms.
>"Look, I'd really rather just sit here and talk. Is that enough for you? Just talking?"
>"Well what do you wanna talk about?"
>"How bout that girl of yours, what's her name again?"
>"Oh...Judy, she's not my girl, I just work with her is all."
>"And I suppose that's ALL you want huh?"
>"What are you talking about Finn?"
cont.
>>3729891
>3729754
I'm not him but I'd also want to see that
>>3729895
Yeah, whatever Martin/Martina's deal is, be it trans, normal CD, or some weird issue with how they express themself, it's pretty depressing overall.
Though I do like that we've all agreed the Pack Streeters humor them.
>>3729860
Careful about revolutions: by definition, they end up back where they started.
>>3729857
I like this picture <3 It reminds me of this one.
>>3729876
I love Dez and Molly! And a cute spa adventure sounds lovely! We definitely need more content of those two-- glad you're adding to it!
Post music that makes you feel relaxed and bouncy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHhlaspXVgo
>>3729929
http://youtu.be/lITuHDdhdkw
Makes me feel bouncy
>>3729884
>>3729886
Everyone should check these out, by the way! Seriously good stuff!
>>3729602
Hmm, how about Bunanon's first day on the job at the coffee shop?
>>3729929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbTV9JlVvI
This is more relaxed than bouncy maybe, but still good.
>>3729858
I like where this is going. It's written well enough to not be greentext.
>>3729929
I like this picture, it remind me of this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWPXYDPIg68
>>3729929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZLTARq8uqE
I'll never resist a chance to plug more SALM.
Otherwise my day was garbage because I felt the urge to create but felt no satisfaction in the process and thus finished nothing.
>>3730006
Ohhh man, little fox/big bun! I gadda remember to add that to the theme week next time...
>>3729968
>>3729997
Listening!
>>3730021
Augh, that sucks. Getting to personal pleasure from the act of creation can really sour both the product and motivation to continue.
Anything in particular got you sunk?
Get back to some PB/J comfy
I think Im down for a request or two today
>>3729929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAr_Gz6hYK8
As always Bonobo is my go to for relaxed shit
>>3729818
Pretty good so far.
Not too hungover today, are you?
>>3730088
>>3730109
Great as always, Nameless Lewder. How about some RemmyxBetty caring femdom?
Like, it's clear she cares for her lover a lot, but she's still the more aggressive one in the relationship by a long shot.
>>3730120
No, thankfully.
Oy, I just have to stop drinking, even if it is socially. I go to dark places when I go over the edge.
>>3730088
>Anything in particular got you sunk?
Nah, I just have a lot of ideas bouncing around in my head and none of them are turning out the way I want them to.
I think it's all a lot of mental stuff. The thread's been on a huge kick about "good contenfags" versus "bad contentfags" (or at least a few shitters have been) so I think I'm just mentally comparing myself to writers I admire within this fandom instead of having my own agency.
AKA reasons why I tried to avoid reading other writers' work.
>>3730149
>>3730109
>>3729858
>Gideon retied his apron and readjusted his bangs as he walked back into the dining area.
>His customer was a very large cheetah in a police uniform. He was soaking wet.
>"Bad weather huh?" said Gideon
>"Ugh, yeeup. You can say that again" replied the cheetah.
>"What can I do for ya today"
>"Well I was just driving through town when I was suddenly hit by a massive snack attack"
>"You came to the right place! What can I get for you?"
>"Hmmmm, what have you got that's good?"
>"Oh it's all very good! We have pies and cakes and donuts and eclairs and bear claws and...."
>"Did you say donuts?" interrupted the cheetah excitedly.
>"Oh...why yes, we have a wide selection of donuts here. Would you like to see a menu?"
>"Would I ever!!!"
>Gideon reached under the counter and grabbed a copy of the menu, then handed it to his eager customer.
>This could be really good. This guy looked like he could eat just about everything in the shop and still ask for seconds. Perhaps he wouldn't have to throw away anything after all.
>"So what's your name friend" asked Gideon kindly.
>"Me? I'm officer Benjamin Clawhauser"
>"You work for the ZPD?"
>"That's right!"
>"What are you doing all the way out here?"
>"Oh, there was some sort of special case out here that they wanted me to look into. I'm not really sure why they sent me and not someone like Officer Hopps. I mean she's actually from around here."
>"I know her!" said Gideon with a spark in his voice "We sort of....grew up together"
>O M Goodness isn't that something! Isn't she just the best?!"
>"Yeah she's....she's great" Gideon once again felt great remorse for his childhood.
>"So, you see anything on that menu that catchers your eye friend?"
cont.
>>3729770
Because when preds do it, they get arrested.
#Predsrightsactivist
>>3730177
Slam the lamb?
>>3730109
I love Bonobo so much.
Ah, request, uh, how about a comfy 'Beaver and the two otters falling asleep on the couch with the TV on' pic?
>>3730161
>I think it's all a lot of mental stuff. The thread's been on a huge kick about "good contenfags" versus "bad contentfags" (or at least a few shitters have been) so I think I'm just mentally comparing myself to writers I admire within this fandom instead of having my own agency.
That sounds really, really rough-- making content creation a contest would really dampen a lot of people's spirits to contribute.
Have you been reading stuff outside of these threads? Might be a good way to find ideas and inspiration beyond what people are doing now.
>>3729818
Hey, Comic.
I got something I hesitate to call Chapter Three done of Savage. I dunno whether it's my general self-loathing, the recent bitchfight over creators, or the subject matter, but something about this doesn't feel right.
Still, would appreciate you taking a look: http://pastebin.com/BrhSCB3R
>Freddy calls him Beav
Does the beaver even have a name?
>"Anon are you prey or predator?"
Why do humans in Zootopia fics do this
Any sensible modern nation would examine the teeth and then take a stool sample
Then anyone that isn't a vegetarian would be fucked when they tested it and found out you just shat pig DNA
>>3730305
Theodore Cleaver
>>3730305
Merkin Bush
>>3730109
Clawhauser fucking Bogo's daughter?
Why is Nick taking advantage of his position to get his knot in so hot?
>>3730297
>I dunno whether it's my general self-loathing, the recent bitchfight over creators, or the subject matter, but something about this doesn't feel right.
Holy hell, has it really been that bad?
Would you like a blind readthrough recording, or a written up work?
>>3730161
>I think it's all a lot of mental stuff. The thread's been on a huge kick about "good contenfags" versus "bad contentfags" (or at least a few shitters have been) so I think I'm just mentally comparing myself to writers I admire within this fandom instead of having my own agency.
Don't worry. Post your stuff, if it's good, people will praise it; if it's bad, people will try and fix it; if it doesn't hit their fetishes or ideas, people will ignore it.
>>3730327
Or they just look at where your eyes are on your head
>>3730342
It looks like they married and adopted
>>3729443
>image.png
>>3730394
>forward facing eyes
So Judy and Bellwether are predators then?
>>3730380
>people will ignore it.
This more than anything else. Getting even a single (you) out of this thread is fucking impossible unless it's smut or drawn art.
>>3730371
Might as well take a readthrough, if you've got the time.
It seems like that's more comfortable for you, and you have a nice voice.
And nah, it's probably mostly my own problems rather than the thread.
>>3730424
It's unfortunate, there's so much stuff that's been posted here that I want to read, but then that's so much stuff I've got to read.
>>3730394
So Bellwether and Judy are predators? ...never mind, stupid question.
My power just came back on.
Dont worry, we'll be returning to our regularly scheduled (Ewe)posting shortly
>>3729214
>no strawpoll
you are a a real champ and a-eh, articulate fella
http://www.strawpoll.me/10574349/r
>the poll closes in less than two hours
>Deeper hasn't updated in a month
I cant believe #Jick is dead
>>3729903
>"I mean do you ever think of her as, ya know, more than just a coworker?"
>"You mean...like...as a lover? Is that what you're trying to ask?"
>"Yeeeeah, that's what I'm talkin about. Do you like her?"
>"I...I....I dunno....maybe...sorta kinda..."
>"Ooooh shit son, you got it baaaad"
>"What?"
>"The loooove buuuug, senpai, you been bit by the looove buuug."
>"I have not! Judy is a smart, respectable, competent, confident...adorable..."
>"AHA, I KNEW IT!" Finnick jumped up and pointed at Nick with a shit eating grin on his face.
>"Oh fuck off Finny, just cause I'm kind of attracted to her doesn't mean I LIKE her. There's lots of pretty ladies I'm attracted to like....HER" He held up one of his playing cards "Or HER or HER...not so much her...OOH HER definitely her!" He was flitting through the deck.
>"Man those are just pinnup models, you'll never meet any of them. That Judy girl, she seems special.
>"Yeah.....she really is......" Nick had given up trying to be defensive|
>"So why don't you ask her out?"
>"It's not that easy Finn she's my coworker, that's frowned upon...."
>"So?"
>"Soooo it's not gonna happen..ever..period....end of story...bye bye..." Nick sarcastically waved his paw.
cont.
>>3730424
Bait them in with smut, string them along with story.
>>3730452
Will do buddy!
>>3730297
well
I'm not comic
but I am erect.
The way it ends makes me think there's going to be more to it, or a chapter 4. is that correct?
>>3730401
I think it was based on the 22 Jump Street scene parody.
>>3730510
There is indeed. One of my big hangups is whether I should leave the chapter break where it is, or push it further back to explain why he's suddenly acting out of character.
>mfw an 800 word short I threw together in less than 2 hours gets more praise than the 20,000+ word story I actually put serious time, thought and effort into
I mean, hey, that's great that folks dug the short and all, but for me it was the equivalent of a microwave hotpocket, while the other one was an actual meal I worked hard to prepare.
>>3730533
That depends on how long you plan to make us wait for another chapter.
I am glad to hear you do have an explanation for why he's OOC. You might want to explain that before the chapter break just so it doesn't reflect poorly on your writing, imo.
>>3730547
>impatient and lazy people run to a short story and read it instead of actually investing time in longer stories
There's a reason to never get into book writing unless you've got connections to just make your book the next big thing
>>3730547
Talking about Stoutwell and Tun Tun, aren't you?
You have my sympathy, Raccoonfag.
>>3730578
Or pull a Bradberry and write a fuckton of short stories.
>>3730547
Provide lynx
>>3730401
That was my initial thought.
>>3730547
There's a reason why art/comics get more (You)'s than fics.
The easiest to consume is the easiest to praise.
>>3730592
that tactic is used by many writers
Well, my day took a turn for the worse.
They didn't deserve this.
>>3730297
Oh man, that's pretty awesome. Wasn't really expecting Nick to roll that way but I'm still on board 100%.
Though I do wonder if we'll ever get a "nice" thing between Nick and Jack
>>3730547
Investing the time into reading a 20k word fic is something a lot of people just won't do. Short fics are also much less of a gamble - if they do suck, they're over that much faster. I'm sure the people who did read through the longer fic appreciated the "meal," but most people just want snacks.
I always hate posting fics here because it makes me feel like I am trying to get attention
>>3729341
TRIPS
MONSTER
COCK
>>3730639
If you didn't want attention for your fic would it be anywhere but your head?
>>3730639
Post fics, we need them
>>3730651
I like writing stuff and I post it on myownarchive but when I post it here I feel like an attention whore. No idea why I feel like that
>catching up on past threads
>Mead's newest comic
>has a reference to something I don't know
>other anons say Lone Digger
>suddenly several other pieces with Lone Digger in it
>apparently it's been done to death
>I had never seen a single one of those works
>mfw
I thought I had a good collection of Zootopia pics, but apparently not.
>>3730656
fine here it is. don't expect something amazing though
http://archiveofourown.org/users/Fex86/works
>>3730196
>"Oh this all looks wonderful!"
>"Well what can I get for you?"
>"Hmmm, how about....two of everything?"
>Gideon's heart soared, he knew for sure now that nothing would go to waste.
>"Coming right up Officer!"
>"Oh please, you can just call me Ben!"
>"As you wish, Ben" said Gideon as he ran to the back to grab the largest tray he had.
>When he came back out he asked "Oh yeah, will all this be for here or to go?"
>"Ummm, half of it for here and the other half to go!"
>"Comin' right up!!"
>Gideon placed one of everything into boxes and put one of everything onto the tray. There were seven boxes full of goodies for Ben to take home.
>Gideon placed the tray on the counter and started ringing up the order on the register. Pay day was finally here.
>"That all comes out to....$145.75...." this was the part he always dreaded, telling the customer the pricetag.
>"Here ya go!" Clawhauser had reached into his pocket and pulled out a Zootopian Express credit card.
>Gideon smiled, took the card, swiped it, and gave it back. Phew
>"Well partner, this is all yours now!" He handed over the seven boxes and slid the tray across the counter.
>Clawhauser took the tray and carried it over to a 2 seat table by the windows.
>He began to gorge on his treats.
cont.
>>3730196
I want to see Gideon find peace. :(
>>3730687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
>>3730702
He'll have peace when he's dead.
>>3730639
you ARE, but there's nothing wrong with that as long as your fic is decent
>>3730663
Shill your shit faggot
>>3730702
>>3730692
test
>>3730149
How's this?
>>3730547
Protip: Just because you spent more time working on it doesn't mean it's inherently better.
(haven't read either, but you know, as a general rule)
>>3730663
Bite the bullet, Anon. Don't think of it as wanting attention, think of it as raising awareness. You can't get better if you don't get feedback, and you can't get feedback if no one reads it.
>>3730639
You're just becoming self-aware.
This is a good thing.
>>3730624
wut
>>3730737
>put a collar on him
>riding him like a motorcycle
100% perfect, NL.
>>3730737
>Collar
YES
>>3730737
>Bam the lamb
>SLAM THE LAMB
>>3730688
No problem, anon
>>3730797
>>3730206
>>3730177
>the band's name is even called Ram Jam
IT JUST WORKS
>>3730820
>JAM THINGS IN THE RAM
>>3730586
How did you--
I'm gonna start checking my apartment for peep-holes, anon...
But yes-ish. I was more thinking of To Be Gentle, the other one I whipped up yesterday.
And while the kudos are snazzy, I was kinda hoping it'd draw some new readers to consider my serious stuff.
I think what really put me in a weird funk about it was the fact that the FFN posting of it actually got this really sincere review that had me going "Wow, this guy not only likes it, but had something interesting to say about why it works", which is great and all,but I wish it was directed at the fic that I felt that counted more in the end.
>>3730595
To Be Gentle
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7303675
and Tun Tun, the other one the prior anon mentioned
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7301866
>>3730608
>>3730630
It's very true. Unfortunately.
>>3730739
Also true. I won't deny it. But I hate feeling like I wasted my time on something.
>>3730819
gee anon, how come your writefags let you have two cakes
>>3730297
Fuuuuuck.
That's pretty damn hot.
>>3730714
>that stripper
Gazelle's seen some shit.
>>3730770
Belgium demolished Hungary 4-nil today. It wasn't even a close game and they still went hard in the last minute.
>>3730835
Alright, just going to mark these for later and continue trying to fight these 2 dozen tabs I have open
>>3730554
Explain as in using writer's notes? I always felt that was sorta tacky.
And extending it would mean tacking a third lewd scene into the chapter, as well as shifting the focus of the piece too much to my liking. It's already kinda fractured.
>>3730835
I do hope that the audiobook version opens Stoutwell up to a larger audience-- it really, really is super fun and well written.
Leaving to go back home tomorrow, and chapter two is on the top of my list!
>>3730109
More?
>>3730872
I say keep it. The shock of him acting out of character is part of the fun.
Why are they acting this way? What's caused the change. That's something that'll keep them hooked for chapter 4.
Will draw stuff you requested. It won't be good, but hey, it will be stuff you requested
>>3729348
Maybe he's into erotic asphyxiation.
>>3730475
>"Look man, you could keep it a secret. You're the most secretive guy I know, you ain't never snitched on anybody!"
>"I dunno Finn"
>"Nick this isn't some grand theft heist we're talkin about here. We're talkin about love! The worst that could happen for trying is she says no, and that's that, nothing ventured, nothing gained."
>"Nothing ventured? Are you serious? It could ruin our friendship, that's what it could do."
>"Nicky, you're being crazy, that won't happen"
>"Yes it will"
>"No it won't"
>"YES IT WILL, now can we just drop it? Please?"
>"Not until you call her"
>"WHAT? WHY?"
>"Just call her."
>"No, fuck off"
>"If you don't I will"
>"What is that supposed to mean?"
>"It means this" Finnick held up Nick's phone.
>"How did you get that? Give me that!" Nick lunged at Finnick, who hopped out of the way and opened Judy's contact. He selected voice call.
>"DON"T YOU DARE"
>"I already aaaaammm"
>Nick lunged again, but Finnick was too quick.
>"HI, you've reached the voicemail of Judy Hopps! I can't pick up right now but if you leave your name and number I'll be glad to call you back! Thanks!"
>"Hey bunnygirl, It's Finnick, I just wanted to call and tell you that Nick has the hots for you"
>"I"LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT!!" shouted Nick.
>"OOOh she's gonna hear tha.." Finnick's last word was cut off by a swift motion of Nick's paw to his face.
>The phone fell to the van's floor and Nick grabbed at it in desperation. It was too late, the message was over and sent.
>Nick looked at Finnick and yelled "I'LL KILL YOOOOU"
>The van rocked back and forth as Nick tried to make grabs for Finnicks neck
>Finnick only laughed
>Camera angle backs out of the van and showcases the setting sun.
FIN
>>3730908
Okay, let's be totally self indulgent.
Nick sitting on a bench in just a towel, holding a vial of Pastor.
>>3730908
Super special fox OC?
>>3730905
>That's something that'll keep them hooked for chapter 4.
Not if they're warded off before then
You have to hint that something happened from the very first chapter but never actually show what did happen
It's easy to simply make characters act OoC, and just as easy to dismiss a "twist" story as being that.
>>3730908
Limbo contest, Nick, Finnick and Judy
>>3730952
WITH ROCKET SKATES AND AN OPTIC BLAST LAZOR VISER
>>3730947
Unlimited Cake Works?
>>3730969
I'M SO HYPE MY KNEES ARE EXPLODING
>>3730947
What is this tegaki business and how do I access it
>>3730969
>>3731023
>pic related happens enough to justify a comic about it
>>3731023
>the king of Horsecock Futas complaining about sparkledogs
Freckles pls.
>>3731010
>>3730908
Gazelle poledancing.
>>3730985
I am the bone of my cake
Generating content is my body and posting it is my blood
I have created over a thousand cakes
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many cakes
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited cake works.
![e21e2fc7865fb1582bbd3945e81aa3f5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dd4LZ3i.jpg "e21e2fc7865fb1582bbd3945e81aa3f5[1].jpg")
>>3731002
Like all things, there needs to be a Zootopia version of this.
>>3731047
Is this some browser extension you're using to view it
>>3731074
>ugggggn<
>>3731074
the fuck is with that guy's head? Both of theirs, to be honest.
>>3730109
Got more bonobo?
>>3731057
>I am the flour of my dough
>Crust is my body and filling is my blood
>I have baked over a thousand pies
>Unknown to hunger, nor know to fullness
>Have withstood heat to create many pastries
>Yet, those oven mitts will never hold anything
>So as I kneed, Unlimited Pie Works
Someone posted this about Gideon ages ago in a thread long lost to time.
>go balls deep in sheep.
>do it bo peep.
>>3731107
I'd almost think this was a PBF comic
oh ye, u gotta get 4chanX>>3731085
>>3730692
>Gideon couldn't have been happier. He had just gotten a weeks worth of customer service in the last 5 minutes.
>He gazed at his customer.
>Clawhauser was stuffing the pastries in his mouth faster than he could chew them, and he was making a mess.
>Gideon really didn't mind, he paid for them and he could eat them however he wanted.
>Seeing as he had nothing better to do, he walked over to Clawhauser and asked "You're still awful wet, would you like a towel?"
>"Yeth Pleethh" said Clawhauser through a mouthful of crumbs.
>Gideon pulled out a long handtowel that was hanging from his back pocket and handed in to Clawhauser.
>"Fnnnk You"
>"No problem buddy, just let me know if you need anything else"
>"Well actually..." started Clawhauser
>"Yeah?"
>"Would you like to help me finish these? My eyes were bigger than my stomach...again..."
>"I'd be delighted to!"
>Gideon sat down and picked up a pink donut.
>Camera angle pans out of the shop window into the pouring rain. The two mammals enjoy each other's company and devour the pastries.
FIN
>>3731128
That's because it is.
Hey all, reposting the collected version of this from this morning. For those that haven't seen it yet I hope you enjoy.
>>3731115
Nice
>>3731105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFMjJNJOk7U
Hell yeah I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qnAowOProU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9I5bvTR3as
>>3731128
>>3731140
>>3731147
I thought I was doing good until panel 9
That one got me
>>3731147
I regret not calling the original short comic with July getting parking duty "the first day", which would make this one seem that much more clever. Back then it was just intended as a oneshot, but this fucking AU keeps giving me a new comic idea every time I go for a run outdoors.
>>3731189
>Give Wilde A Muzzle
Even Judy would tell Nick to walk away from that city now.
>>3730872
>or push it further back to explain why he's suddenly acting out of character.
That's what I meant by "Explain"
>>3731208
Thanks Famalam
>>3731224
But she can't, because she's not there, and he's buried himself in so deep he can't pull himself out.
>>3731189
Wait why does everybody suddenly hate Nick
>>3731189
I love you, Mead. Even if you don't share my specific brand of pain, your comics clearly show you understand it very well and it makes me feel a little bit less lonely. Thank you.
>tfw even Bioshock attains a level of spook you can't handle
Crazy people I can deal with but I did not sign up for fucking ghosts.
I guess I'll get back to halfheartedly trying to force my way through writing something
>>3731189
>Nick announces a press conference
>"Alright, you want me gone? Fine. I'll leave."
>pulls his service pistol out of an envelope
>"Stand back, this could hurt someone."
>Bud Dweyer's himself
>one week later an underground prey-supremacistpunk group releases a song called "Hey Fox, Nice Shot"
>>3729666
Damn, any one have that image "in too deep"? from that greentext? I can't find it on any of the usual sites.
>>3731247
Right, but then that runs into the issues I mentioned in the previous post.
Maybe I can hint that something's up with Nick a little more than I do already...
>>3731286
what if the author was lurking the thread
>>3731306
That works, thanks!
>>3731282
>The next chief to replace him is if anything terrifying to the public
>Suddenly everyone thinks Wilde wasn't so bad
Posting comfy.
Remember, if you make an Anon in zootopia fic it must never be from the PoV of Anon himself.
>>3729739
Sorry Anon, I'm not familiar with those characters :(
>>3731324
I can play comf
>mfw you've created the mchorn spray meme
>the unlimited snout works meme
>the july hopps greentext
>a couple of other things you can't own up to without divulging your identity
>mfw you're just an anon
I'm so happy
>>3729786
Sorry Anon, I'm not familiar with those characters :(
I want Labjer to be my daddy.
>>3731139
Here ye go
No graphics for now, I need to do other shit. They will come later.
>>3730937
And here ye go. Again, no graphics, gotta do other things for now.
>>3731369
Calvin, go hang with Josh or something.
Well maybe Wilde shouldn't have supported the invasion of Iram
>>3731255
I think it's more predHate in general and foxHate in specific aimed at the most prominent fox in Zootopia. Bigots gonna bigot, Nick's just a convenient target.
>>3731324
I need this so bad.
>>3731404
>Tegaki not found
>>3729886
I need this made as a comic... for scientific purposes
>>3729356
>suggested judy tftg incoming
>coupled with high likelihood the transformed person will make sweet love to Nick
Jesus, about damn time someone catered to my fetishes.
>>3731413
>>3731080
Like this?
