/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Beat The Shit Out of Connie Edition
Old thread: >>3706570
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewmed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZqGFuC6TlM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtDS9NjDA1U
>Zap2it has June 29 as Steven Floats date
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe-log-date-7-15-2/EP016164320406
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
First for hottest gem.
>>3723477
Sugar is a saucy lady
Would you train with Jasper?
>>3723495
Steven would.
>>3723495
Only if I get punishment whenever I fail.
>>3723495
Yeah! She'd want me to be in the best shape I could be. And when we're done we can pick on Peridot and Lapis.
>>3723493
I want to know what it was like when Ian and Becky made something entirely new.
Indexer(s), help me out here.
>>3716025
>>3723554
kill yourself
Where's my Jasper/Lapis Checkers pic???
>>3723593
I love you too!
>>3723596
Oh nevermind
SU VIDYA WHEN? ATL isn't enough, I want proper video games.
We had better shut down this thread. The mods of /co/ mostly come at night. Mostly.
>>3722597
>>3723779
Or we shut down last one.
>>3722656
>>3723779
I don't really see the correlation between the two.
>>3715857
>>3715985
>>3723779
this is /trash/ you dip, we're safe from nazi /co/ mods here
>>3723814
You got anymore pictures like that, with monstrous mouths?
Here's Amethyst!
>>3723839
I'll see what I can do
>>3723855
>>3723866
>>3723855
Thanks, I really like this one.
post favorite lewds
>>3723889
>>3723881
Amy's only purpose is for sexual
>>3723889
>>3723921
Yeah, she's so hot.
>>3723495
No, because she fell in a hole.
>>3723972
But she jumped right out once she woke up. Aren't you impressed?
The cluster monsters attack gems. If one were to get ahold of Peridot or Steven, what would happen?
They constantly seek parts of themselves, correct?
Whoah, finally someone runs with the idea that Lapis fusions produce that double torso thing.
"Pastel Zircon"
http://asano-nee.tumblr.com/post/146405379874/my-version-of-pearllapis-fusion-i-did-my-best
>>3723997
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>3723997
Looks like a creepy centaur. I love it.
>>3723997
Could you imagine her playing twister!?
>>3723997
Stahp.
>>3723495
80's workout Jasper when?
I want to bullied into training harder with Jasper
>>3723495
Would she give Post workout Handjobs?
>>3723997
that's fucking stupid
but ok
I WANNA RAPE PERIDOT
>>3723997
But is the genitalia located between the forelegs or the hind legs?
Trick question, they're shapeshifters.
>>3724089
>But is the genitalia located between the forelegs or the hind legs?
4 legs, 2 penisas.
>>3724087
And I really wanna rape you, anon.
>>3724104
IMAGINE
>>3724111
>3 repeating digits
Maybe more...
>>3724104
no you fuck
with any number over 2 you can have one genital for each possible pair of legs
MAYBE MORE
any leaks /dug/? I've been missing out on the generals since self imposed hiatus desu
>>3724131
Two promo clips and a list of possible episodes/shorts/story arcs.
>>3724131
And read the OP
Red = marathons that already aired
Would you and Stevonnie rub your semi-hard cocks together?
>>3724154
Absolutely not.
>>3724154
No, that thing is disgusting
>>3724154
Moron
>>3724131
>>3724154
>coloring thumbnails
I still don't understand those people
>>3724154
ROCK HARD or bust, baby.
>>3724194
I don't do it, but I'm guessing it's like having the biggest colouring book in the world, plus it includes lewds.
ArmstrongxJasper fusion when?
>>3724328
Never, your husbando is dead.
>>3724328
Can Armstrong even fuse?
>>3724348
Only one way to find out!
>>3724339
S-Shut up! Armstrong and Jasper are still alive!
>>3724381
>>3724380
>>3724381
>>3724400
>You messed with the wrong fandom
>>3724317
Yeah but why not color the image in its original or still-largest stage if you're just going for flats?
It's like having the largest colouring book in the world but onl being able to look at it through an n-gage screen
Would you cuddle this mom?
>>3724381
I just noticed that her M1 Garand goes through her foot.
>>3724417
True that. Well then, I don't know.
>>3724423
No, I feel like just being near her would give me VD.
>>3724441
Wow fuckin' rood.
>>3724423
Sure, why not?
>visit /v/ for the first time in months
>oh hey a dolphin thread, maybe i can get some gc recommendations
>the entire thread is people yelling "shill" and arguing over whether or not emulators are morally acceptable
Holy shit, I can't believe it's that bad. Can I talk about vidya with you guys instead?
>>3724468
Sure, what games you getting in the sale and how much did they cost?
I'm at $196.41 worth of games and climbing.
Good morning /sug/! Remember that we could hear an announcement at any moment now, keep the hope up!
>>3724492
Good morning, dear!
I trusted you yesterday and we didn't get an announcement. Today I shall put my faith into the flip of a coin!
Heads = announcement
Teails = more suffering!
>>3724523
I got announcement.
'cause I got head.
>>3724468
Not other anon, but I bought every Sims 3 expansion pack except showtime, into the future, and island paradise. I feel bad for buying EA's trash but also so, so fulfilled.
I also got Stardew Valley, I heard that game was good but all I know about it is that it's like a pixely Harvest Moon, what do you guys think of it? I picked that instead of Sunless Sea so I hope it's worth it.
>>3724564
EA games are the only games that I torrent because stealing from them makes me feel warm inside
>>3724564
>>3724523
I'm not really expecting an announcement today, although it's not impossible they've never done Sunday before.
If the schedules listing the 4th are true, I'd expect one tomorrow. I'd be surprised if not tomorrow, then by the end of the month, maybe right after the TTGxPPG crossover. If not then, then by the start of July.
You just can't give up hope anon! We WILL get an announcement someday, so don't despair!
>>3724594
All right, I'll trust both you and my coin, announcement tomorrow, surely.
>>3724486
Not them, but I've only spent about 15 euros so far, getting namely Shadow of Mordor and Who's Your Daddy? Planning on getting DOOM later, and Overwatch (even though it's not part of the summer sale).
>>3724564
So many Rubies...
What happened to the discord?
>>3724735
nothing? they both still exist
>>3724735
Why do you ask?
Wtf is wrong with Pearl in Monster Buddies
>when talking about about the shooting star
She shivers and has an orgasm when saying "bare skin cannot endure its intensity...!"
>>3724111
>>3724844
Obviously she's fucked a shooting star, or at least attempted to
>>3724751
It isn't showing up for me
>>3724594
I also just remembered, we're nearing the end of the month, so July's premier schedule should get released soon. Misseps is likely to find out something on Friday/Saturday too if we don't hear anything, which I doubt. The CN app also leaked last Sunday, so today's another day where that could happen, if they add anything to it.
The point is, there's still plenty of ways for us to get some kind of update in the coming days.
>>3724933
I'm full of hope, I got my coin, I got you who's giving us hope although you were wrong yesterday.
I'm so fucking ready for an announcement.
>>3724933
Thanks hopeful Rose anon
>>3724423
Sure, but I'd first lather her up in baby oil, and plough her right on top of Sour Cream's DJ equipment.
>>3725009
Why though
>>3723474
Soundtrack download link is dead. Take it off the next OP.
>>3725034
try the one above it
>>3724533
Oh Sardonyx you card, you really crack me up!
>>3725074
No you fuck, those are two different things
The soundtrack one is actually gone, gotta have to find it again since I don't know what exactly was in it
Zuke waddles up to you while you're sitting on a bench, and she farts seductively in your face. She says she will show you major season 3 spoilers if you shit all over her and you let her shit on you.
What do you do?
>>3725106
I walk away, I don't want anyone to spoil the show for me.
>>3724486
>tfw I pirate everything
>tfw I haven't bought a game since a year ago
I am a terrible person.
I want Jasper to do the succ
>>3724154
>>3724194
>>3725151
Stevonnie got a new haircut
>>3725086
or you could actually just try what i said. it's the third link under episode downloads
Steven is too cute, cute!
>>3725131
>implying you wouldn't let Zuke shit on you regardless
>>3725190
And too retarded too.
>>3725163
Woops, don't know how I missed that.
>>3725106
if zuke would be that sick of a fuck
I'd do it for free
Slow thread is slow
>>3725375
okay, /co/
I've been listening to "I will survive" and been thinking that it would be interesting to see pearl meet someone from HW she used to idolize before her CG-days, but in retrospect got to resent. Someone who has not changed in the slightest.
Also, since everyone knows the original already, take this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui7x_KF7bY
>>3725382
/co/ /sug/ was better though
>>3725420
Whatever you say.
>>3725429
I'm glad you agree.
Are there any Centipeetle theory posts that satisfy you, I wish to read them
>>3725419
Thank you so much for this magnificent video.
>>3725462
Not really, at the moment it seems like Emerald/Jade/Apatite are all about equally likely, maybe Aventurine although it has less supporting evidence. I feel like it's gonna be Emerald though, it's really odd that we haven't seen hide nor hair of such a well-known gem, and Emerald is the only precious gem that we're lacking.
I really hope we find out eventually.
>>3724145
>jasper's corruption
>smoky quartz
NIGGAS
>>3725473
you're welcome. I think I saw it on /f/ ages ago
>>3725542
Some of them are possibly fake
>>3725462
Me and some anon spoke tonight and theorised that there might be a chance of Centipeetle being Smoky Quartz.
The first thing that lead to believe it was possible was the fact that corrupted gems does not necessarily possess the colours of their gems, which means Centipeetle might not be green in her original form.
The second thing that could support this theory was the gem itself. Smoky Quartz are often cut in orb like shapes, just like Centipeetle's gem. Also they often represent protection, a trait she very much showed when it came to Steven.
Although her gem rather looks like a strange ass Pokéball, it seems trapped in something, it's unclear. Anyhow, only time will reveall the truth.
>>3725604
No newfag.
Misseps is 100% trust rating
>>3724154
would i
>>3724154
rub semi hard cocks with stevonnie
semi hard
semi
I'd be diamonds
What is the deeper meaning
>>3725798
It's Garnet's fucked up shipping chart
>>3725798
Okay, so on the up left place is a reinterpretation of a famous shot in the movie Metropolis.
The lower part of the picture is two right handed people playing rock paper scissor.
The mouth is just an advertisement for the Outlast Longwear Moisturizing Lipstick from CoverGirl.
And it's all happening over a representation the old Windows screen savers with colourful 3D pipelines.
Also artist accidentally smudged some green paint in the upper right corner, but t fits in, so whatever.
>>3725798
some anon mentioned once that this thing was apparently made with ink made out of gems, so who the hell knows if the imagery was originally there
>>3725798
>3 eyes
>2 hands
Who else has 3 eyes and 2 hands besides Garnet? No one yet.
And that teal color look's like Malachite's. Love-fusion VS hate-fusion?
>>3725934
It's interesting how gems know art but not music. At least Peridot seemed pretty clueless about it
>>3724409
That's totally a femdom porno comic.
>>3725936
DEEPEST
>>3725944
I think that the Diamonds may have banned music as a precautionary method to prevent dancing and therefore inter-gem fusion after the rebellion.
>>3725962
>STOP SINGING!
>>3725944
Art can be very useful in maths and science, to draw plans or schema of a thing. I could picture a society without music, but with visual art.
>>3724154
I'd rather to get a big penetrable toy and use it together at the same time
>>3725745
That's really kinky.
>>3725944
I could actually imagine that not having been the work of a gem
imagine
some absolute madman manages to kill some corrupted gems, but notices that they come back if the gem is intact
So he grinds 'em up and for god knows what reason makes paint out of them
>>3725962
>DANCING IS FORBIDDEN
>>3725950
Of course it is, Greg owns it.
>>3726009
Literally rose quartz
>>3725962
Sounds pretty plausible, at least I will headcanon it until evidence proof otherwise
>>3725975
Peridot is a pretty 'young' gem, so she might know less about the subject of music and singing than Jasper
>>3725982
Music could be used for math purposes too, but sure it's not entirely impossible for a highly intelligent society to exist without it
>>3725990
you piece of garbage
>>3726034
Peridot also failed at dancing (she's only seen Opal fuse)..though she was wearing paint cans too which may have made it harder but- I can't get over how lapis and Jasper wordlessly knew just what to do to fuse in Jailbreak
>>3726072
Good day, my sunshine.
>>3725638
If this turns out to be true, you think they're gonna call her (it?) Smoky or stick with Centipeetle?
>>3725604
None of them are fake, but they're all future marathons and/or shorts, none are actual episode titles
>What Steven does when the Crystal Gem Trio aren't around
>>3726072
Here's another one to alleviate your boredom.
Here's the real Amethyst. Accept no imitations.
>>3726160
We're getting news today, right?
RIGHT?
>>3726160
>>3726194
Unfortunately, wrong.
>>3726018
>implying rose would do such a thing
>>3726160
same thing amethyst does when noone is around; sing cheesy karaoke songs
>>3726161
unstichable
http://no-mi-torta.tumblr.com/post/130437425677/i-want-jasper-and-lapis-to-bond-over-hating
btw I hope I don't see any of you shitters in *MY* Overwatch matches
>>3726092
Probably Smoky, since her days as Centipeetle might not be the best memories. After all, she's corrupt, must feel like a mess.
>>3726092
OR
It could be all the edgy Amethyst episodes (i.e: Too Far, On the Run, etc)
>>3726341
>7-year old laptop
>my friends said that laptops weren't supposed to last that long, is it true?
Damn right they are, how the hell is it lasting you this long?
>>3726161
>>3726237
>>3726248
How much sympathy do the tumblrites have for Peridot, given her unintentional habit of triggering everyone due to being raised in a vastly different hierarchy of values and duties?
Reminder.
>>3726375
I still have an operational 8 year old laptop that I use as a dispensable platform for Powerpoint presentations. That way I don't have to fear the prospect of having it lost or stolen while on campus.
>>3726312
That gem has issues. But if it's true, at least she'll develop more as a likable character.
>>3726375
I really don't know. And what makes it weirder is that I've never formatted my laptop, and only send it to the workshop once just to clean the fan. Though I got it from early January 2010, so I guess it's technically 6 and a half years.
>>3726464
A FUCKING LEAF
>>3726472
But you don't use it all the time, right?
>>3726488
DUDE
>>3726248
>Playing Overhype
>>3726549
WEED
>>3726560
>>3726557
>not squeezing out every last drop of fun from perishable videogames
lmao
>>3726442
I don't think anyone actually cares. Lorefags only focuses on lore, drawfags barely give two shits about plot and characterization, and shipperfags sees everything in positives as long as it supports their OTP.
When will we see them again?
>>3726595
>lapidot trash
>>3726584
>shipperfags sees everything in positives as long as it supports their OTP.
Basically.
>>3726602
>thinking i see their relationship as romantic
Way to see shipping in something that's not shipping, faggot.
>>3726630
>way to see shipping in a shipping pic
kys
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JapDyUwAu8
>>3726641
So it's not possible for friends to support one another with a tame action of physical contact such as hand holding?
I bet mere eye contact is romantic to you too. Do you enjoy making out with strangers on the streets?
>>3726697
Not him but I do.
>>3726696
https://youtu.be/Ua2loiGHZ38
>>3726696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>3726696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFvtMp7hRF8
>>3726512
Of course not. My primary laptop had been purchased last year.
>>3726697
>tame action of physical contact such as hand holding
>hand holding
>tame action
Anon, I...
>>3726696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
I'm sorry.
>>3726747
Disgusting.
>>3726765
I know.
So, after SoS ends (if it even starts that is), how long do you think the next hiatus will last?
Post more runt Jasper!
Predictions for the end of SU?
>HW has over time gotten more and more aware of Earth
>Amazingly, Steven's unconditional love for everything warmed hearts of thousands of gems, and in the end, even won over one of the diamonds
>with the help of HW gem tech they manage to extract the cluster from earth, which now orbits the planet as a satellite, fully formed
>however, the other diamonds are less cooperative. As steven turned out to be a greater threat than Rose ever was, they are sending all available troops to earth for a complete takeover. Even the diamonds are entering the battlefield
>after a short time it is clear they can't be stopped
>as all seems lost the diamond explains to Steven that a cluster is capable of assimilating all gem life into it in a huge radius, thus binding all diamonds, the CGs, the corrupted bubbled gems and all troops permanently while sparing Steven (who is resistant towards this effect) and ultimately, securing earth
>there is little time left to do so because the other diamonds are unaware of the cluster being fully operational and wouldn't take long to figure things out.
>thus, much to Steven's dismay, the gems decide to go with it.
>as the cluster activates, the Crystal Gems say their goodbyes to Steven as they disappear in the blinding light of the greatest fusion in germ history.
>years later
>it's night. a now older steven sits with connie at the beach, looking into the sky as they reminisce about the past.
>the camera turns behind their backs as they watch a large, beautiful gem moon at the horizon.
>>3726696
related to what I wrote above
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQ_WBiyFDk
>>3726858
A year
>>3726876
Too sad for me.
>>3726858
Well Sugar said she's looking forward to a new character debuting sometime in the autumn, so I don't think too long. I even think that CN might be delaying the release of new episodes right now to build up a backlog, so that there'll be less hiatuses in the future.
Might be. Maybe.
>>3724043
That's the most 80's working out Jasper I got Anon.
>>3724047
Yes, but only because it helps your gains.
>>3726860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JslmpLzEkMM&feature=youtu.be
Given the inorganic nature and reproduction of the Gems, how likely it is for them to be a species engineered by other beings and left to their own devices?
>>3726957
Could do one request (maybe more)
>>3726975
>>3726980
Jasper in cute pajamas
>>3726876
>Steven finally comes into his teenage years
>Steven through the hardship of pressure coming from Homeworld, takes leadership of the CGs
>Steven and company liberate hundreds of colonies planet by planet
>Gathering a sizable Rebelion that seeks the dissolvement of the Diamond Authority
>The Cluster and thousands of gems (mostly fusions) storm Yellow Diamond's Palace
>With most of the gems incapitated, it is up to Steven to defeat Yellow Diamond
>Steven attempts to talk her down
>YD opens fire with a huge laser
>Smoke clears, Steven's bubble blocked it without a scratch
>The fight is just YD trying to pass Steven's defenses to no avail
>When YD finally collapses, Steven punches her to poof her
>YD defeated, Rest of the Diamonds quickly follow
>Steven is instated as Gemperor
>>3726860
fucking cute
>>3727031
i hope not
I see people still haven't fixed the OP.
At least put the soundcloud and writebin back in.
>>3726876
>YD and her forces came to Earth
>The CGs are on their knees
>Suddenly Steven
>It's time to use "that"
>Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis and Peridot prepares for fusion
>YD: A six-gem fusion? Useless, it'll be too unstable.
>But Steven already knew the stabilizing element
>It's human
>A human body can hold the the gem fusion for a much longer period
>Steven, being a hybrid, can fuse with both humans and gems, being a bridge between the two races
>The entire human race starts fusing with Steven
>YD: Even so, six gems alone cannot defeat me
>Steven: Who said six
>Fuses with Jasper
>Fuses with centipeetle
>Fuses with all the previous corrupted gems
>Fuses with the entire goddamn cluster
>Steven is now the ultimate fusion GodSteven
>Sorta like Cho TTGL but with gems placed here and there
>Starts bubbling YD's entire army
>Punches through space-time straight to Homeworld
>Bubbles Homeworld
>Bubbles the entire universe to prevent conflict from arising ever again
>No more wars
>No more suffering
>No more violence
>Only bubbles now
>GodSteven: Finally, this is truly the Steven Universe
>>3727080
I thought the soundcloud was broken or something.
However, they really should change the desustorage links.
>>3727114
This happened because someone wasn't clear about what is being used as the current OP being added to the last instead of replacing it.
>>3726974
Highly likely.
Hard to believe something so complex and far removed from organic life could evolve naturally.
>>3727018
>Rose's bubble is so strong not even diamonds can damage it
How can diamonds be the ones that rule over the gems.
>>3727100
...So does that make GodSteven essentially the Anti-Spiral?
what is she going to do with that doll?
>>3727134
They have the biggest penises
>>3727018
>>3726876
>>3727018
>>3727100
Anons please that is never going to happen.
It will be something like this.
>Crystal and Homeworld gems team up to stop the Diamond Authority
>Gems learn sacrificing themselves is the only option
>Steven wants to go but is forced to stay behind
>The gems stop the Diamonds but severely damage the earth
>Earth has several decades before it’s uninhabitable
>The world’s governments dump all efforts into space colonization
>Feeling responsible Steven helps in any way he can
>A breakthrough is made in renewable energy from Stevens advanced plant life
>Humanity goes deep into space in search for a new home
>Steven stays on earth to try and fix the damage from the war
>On their voyage a discovery is made by a woman named [spoiler]Rem[/spoiler]
>Two children born from the plants
>They are named [spoiler]Vash and Knives[/spoiler]
>>3727147
Yes. I did not think this through.
Or Steven did not think this through. Yeah let's go with the second one.
So is this show ever coming to return?
I mean zap claims that Steven Floats is coming out on the 29th but the only slot they show for that day is at 1pm in the afternoon, also would CN literally put out a new episode with less than a weeks announcement, after changing both the day the episode primiers and the time it comes out?
Because of if they literally do that, its proof they are attempting to kill the show, random schedule changes without proper announcements is exactly what CN did to Young Justice and Symbonic Titan when they intentionally killed those shows
>>3727176
>>3727150
She's gonna put an onahole in it and go to town with her puny pecker
>>3727202
They're probably waiting to get past the TTGxPPG crossover to air it again, and some schedules are showing a week of SU starting on the 4th. If that's actually the case and not just the guides messing up, we'll probably get some kind of announcement before the month's out, maybe as soon as tomorrow.
Also, don't forget everything in >>3724933!
This show made me gay
>>3727150
She's going to glue a dildo to it and ride it every night while thinking about Lapis.
>>3727243
So it seems likely that "Summer of Steven" has literally skipped the first entire month of summer
will probably end up being more like Last Week of August of Steven
>>3727278
>Lapis hears moaning from the other side of the barn every night
>Lapis sleeps on the silo now
>>3727272
You were already gay you just didn't know.
Faggot.
hey /sug/ you guys down with poly yet?
or are you still just too simple minded to grasp the idea that more than 2 people can be together?
>>3727315
I know.
>>3727305
I want to see Lapis water bend Peri's squirt
>>3727316
I am.
