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>>3701138
>Cums on Kurisu's chest
Buns are for baking.
>>3705457
>>3705521
>insert bun in the oven pun here
>>3705533
>Cums on Kurisu's back aswell
>>3705361
>Nasuverse
>Actually I'm just a hero from L.A.
>Ex-Heroes series rip
>>3705556
>>3705567
Stop I only have so much!
>Cums on Kurisu's thighs
>>3705572
You will cum dust.
>>3705581
your into this arnt you?!
>Cums on Kurisu's feet
>>3705554
Calling me a jew are you?
>>3705592
Of course.
>>3705596
>Cums on kurisu's navel
Gahhh it hurts!
>>3705562
I still don't get it.
I'ma go back to my podcasts now
>tfw I'll never get my Yandere fetish satisfied now
>>3705595
Calling you more fertile than the crescent they came from
>>3705608
It's fine haha, I'm off to work, have fun with your podcasts cutie<3
>>3705629
See ya SG~
>>3705621
heh
>>3705621
You really think I'm fertile with a childish body like this?
You're a sick puppy.
>>3705669
Tewi don't tease me while I'm working, please. I can't handle it
>>3705669
Large rabbits reach maturity in about 6-7 months, so considering the age range I'd say so, yeah.
>>3705687
You can always go take a toilet break and go satiate your lusts fantasizing about plunging your cock deep into me, battering my little womb with the head until you fill me with your cum?
>>3705706
Don't make excuses, you just wanna fuck a little girl.
>desustorage is down
>cant see what happened after I left
>>3705733
Go to bed coon
>>3705743
Try cuckchan.org
>>3705743
You need better hobbies, anon.
>>3705743
Go to cuckchan.
>>3705743
Cuckchan.org
>>3705733
Well, if it'd stop fellating things, it'd be a lot easier to not want to fuck.
So while we're kind of slow, can I be a massive faggot and ask where everyone goes to make their cards? I think I could use one.
>>3705778
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>3705778
Cards?
>>3705733
Did somebody say little girl?
>>3705778
Wallpapereditor.Com
Honestly I think this question is asked enough that it should be in the op of every thread.
>>3705733
I'll have to wait till I get home to think about bouncing that little bunny butt on my lap, and blowing every last drop of my cum into that tight bunny cunny.
>>3705755
>I do, but I just missed their reply due to a migrain. Just wanted to satisfy my curiousity
>>3705754
>>3705763
>>3705766
Thank you.
What's that website for Pokemon and furry porn shit?
>>3705743
Desustorage got taken down by their host because of people posting CP and them not catching it in time.
>>3705771
But muh oral fixation
>>3705792
Snitcher no snitching
Snitcher no snitching
Snitcher no snitching
>>3705806
Awww but it's so much more fun thinking of getting you so wound up that you can't help jerking off where you shouldn't be.
>>3705616
>>3705828
Tewi pls, it's already humid enough where I work, last thing I need to so is make it worse by jerking it to that sexy little body, and how much I want to fill it!
>>3705863
Stop teasing. It's rude.
>>3705875
Awww, ok mister.
I'll lay off with making your pants tighter.
>>3705901
What a snazzy maker thing. I feel like I'm going to waste a lot of my time tweaking this and it already has characters I have folders for but haven't had a chance to play yet. At any rate, I feel slightly official.
>>3705863
R-really!?
>>3705908
That blush is CUTE
>>3705939
Do keep your voice down, little one.
>>3705893
No.
>>3705935
Nazi soilder, is jinx elena?
>>3705935
>Maid
That was you?
http://youtu.be/lV8i-pSVMaQ
What ever happened to that Jinx into pussyslapping?
>>3705957
Is who what? I really like that artist from being an /ak/ fag and unlike some of the other artists and fandoms I want to give a shot they have enough art that isn't straight guro.
>>3705963
I said so before and after that I do a thing as Jinx around here. Hopefully we're thinking of the same maid but yeah that was me trying to try something different.
>>3705988
Your muse list is amazing so far, look forward to playing with you more
>>3705902
...God, I wanna ruin that ass.
>>3705954
When will you fucking die.
>>3705954
I'm sorry.
>>3705935
(That's awesome that you picked up the Protector. I don't feel so alone anymore.)
>>3706017
No amount of guns or xanax can cure my crippling depression.
>>3706015
Careful anon, you break it you bought it.
>>3706047
What about the amount of cum i coated you in?
>>3705988
You're doing a good job with her. I was that one anon who didn't bail on you.
>>3706048
And how much does bunny butt go for on the market?
>>3705940
I'M NOT CUTE
>>3706040
>Headpatting and hair ruffling
>>3706048
Really tempting fate with that loli
>>3706082
(Haha... The usual routine, I see.)
>>3706040
>Gentle head pats through her hat and a kiss on the forehead
>>3706067
Depends on the region and quality of bunbum.
I'd say about 50 ounces of premium semen.
>>3706092
:^)
>>3706054
It was marvelous.
>>3705940
DO NOT TALK TO DMG SHE PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>>3706096
(You hush C3!)
>>3706002
Y-you too anon. Actually I was trying to start some some shit as paladin a second ago but I'll be on today and tonight so holler if you need me~
>>3706040
Yeah and I had a bitch of a time when I realized the unlocalized name was paladin. Felt like a whole change of character but I'm rolling with that protector feeling. EO is such a perfect combination of everything I like in a game, and all of the bad end potential just makes my spine tingle. I saw a Bushido earlier today but I'm not for sure if they're on frequently because that was the first time.
>>3706055
Thankie. I think I'm going to start relying on her as a morning front, it makes sense that people want something a little softer than what I usually put out when it's earlier in the day.
Wish I could have gotten some ERP done before the midday fucking heatwave but alas.
>>3705935
>jinx
your jinx is red hot good job
>>3706098
(And you, too. Always a warm welcome... thanks.)
>>3706103
>Cums on face
One last one, maybe the DMG and Kenny thing will push you into legitimate lewding soon
>>3706124
>maybe the DMG and Kenny thing will push you into legitimate lewding soon
Love you anon <3
>>3706165
>>3706124
H-Heresy gross and foul!
>>3706111
SOON
>>3706017
Also don't haet moff I need those facial expressions to survive.
>>3706197
C-U-C-K
>>3706197
You enjoyed being cum on, shouldnt we atleast be able to make you cum to?
>>3706101
I'd pay extra for this bun in particular
>>3706206
Don't even try it you vampiric fascistic nutjob, or you will see why the officials call me Sir.
>>3706222
I am not a cuck!
>>3706224
Maybe.
>>3706238
Is it man parts? I hope it's man parts. I wanna see you actually rape a female nazi.
>>3706107
(Haha! Never! But it's all fine. I always enjoy the greeting)
>>3706108
(I totally know what you mean. EO is an amazing series. I've never seen that Bushido before, so they might be new, which I hope. Maybe we could form an adventure's guild, haha! But yeah, I actually gave the protector a shot about a month ago with... unfavorable results. So I'm glad you seem to be having fun with them! And yeah, it wasn't until I looked up images that I found out their original name was paladin.)
>>3706248
I know you would rather a panda paw down your short shorts but with how you drained me its not fair to let you stay totally untouched right?
>>3706248
Whatever you say~ But don't say I didn't warn you when you taste me on her lips~
>>3706101
How about I just fill you until your ass is bursting with my warm seed?
>>3706229
Would you be paying in regular instalments or all at once sir?
If in instalments when would you like to make your downpayment?
>>3706276
That's the plan mister.
>>3706254
>Futa
No you degenerate. But you do not need that to do the job.
>>3706287
Do you accept gratuity? Cause I'm sure I'll have enough to spare for a tip.
>>3706273
>>3706267
But I'm being terrorized.
Anyone into female on male rape
>>3706309
I'll cry with you.
>>3706308
(this is getting pretty silly)
>A loud screeching roar was heard off in the distance before the ground started to rumble and a purple fin above the ground came into view rapidly. The fin didn't seem like it was going to stop anytime soon but suddenly Rek'Sai bursted from the ground and skid along the surface with her claws digging into the ground to slow her down. Her tail wagged and smacked the ground as she trotted around while she looked around in an excited manner.
>>3706309
But kurisu, she wont tease you if you take an anon with just as much leisure as she does then you can take kenny for yourself!
>>3706335
>It's gonna be a fantastic 4th of July.
Not when Iowa is banned
>>3706335
What makes you say that?
>>3706335
(Just keep at it! I'm sure someone would love to give a pretty knight a hard time! You might just have to wait for things to pick up.)
>>3706339
(It is, but it's funny, so there's no harm)
>>3706332
(I am to be honest)
>>3706309
>Sits on your lap
>>3705827
e621
>>3706368
If only she didnt try evading she would have been back by then
>>3706411
Holy shit, you're back!
>>3706373
>>3706368
Vhy, every American Independence Day that I with my fellow Americans share is fantastic! Ha ha, grilled frankfurters and hamburger sandwiches, on me!
>>3706375
That's the plan.
>>3706368
>>3706423
All Iowa has to do is evade and not mention that they're banned and they'll get away with it.
>>3706390
(I'll need to fully rebuild my folder before I go jumping into an actual ERP as Tewi, but it's been fun tormenting you all and making terrible bunpuns)
Hello
>>3706428
Haii, just by that reply I'm almost positive who this is !
>>3706435
(No prob. I've had enough fun just watching that bunbum. Hope to see you ERP soon)
>>3706457
Just. Resist. Urge to fuck
>>3706458
I am almost certain you have no idea.
>>3706469
Can you?
>>3706433
Well, that does sound quite like fun.
>>3706472
Are you the lewd sissyboy who likes to be tied up and teased ?
>tfw you start realizing how people become shitposters.
>>3706458
It's Coffee beanichi
>>3706491
Absolutely not.
>>3706495
You either die a martyred saint or live long enough to become a Kurisu.
>>3706411
>Bites your ear.
>>3706495
what's the theory bud?
>>3706479
>Being call away now
For now I can. But next time your furry little butt is mine~
>>3706513
That's a shame he was so fun to bully, Anyway how are you ?
>>3706517
>Squeezes you tight and licks your cheek
>>3706491
Fuck piece of shit.
>>3706555
Is that Youmu?
>>3706544
Until next time.
>>3706546
That sounds about right from my experience.
At least when shitposting here.
>>3706555
Not bad. It was weird not seeing a youmu around. The woofing was almost like clockwork.
>>3706572
Yus
>Licks your cheek
>>3706583
D..Do you want me to bark for you anon ?
>>3706582
I now sympathize with you.
>>3706598
Sure, at least once, for old time's sake, silly useless pup.
>>3706617
>Crawls to you on all fours, wagging her butt back and forth while placing her hands on your lap and looking up in your eyes
w-woof !
>>3706644
Aww...it's such a well trained little pet.
>He smiles and rubs the top of her head.
So what's a poor little Youmu doing back?
>>3706555
I'll be your sissy boy senpai.
>>3706679
>She blushes and rests her head on your lap, nuzzling her cheek on your thigh while slowly running her hand along your tummy
I dunno.. I haven't been here in a while and thought I'd stop by. I'm sorry for leaving ><
>>3706582
>Pets bunbun ears.
>>3706709
It's alright Youmu, it's always fun to see a familiar face come back.
>He stiffens up quickly at your hand, but relaxes back and starts to run fingers through your hair.
So, how have you been?
>>3705616
Senpai?
>>3706766
Is this a tease?
>>3706755
>She rubs her nose and lips on your bulge over your pants, letting out a soft whimper before placing her hands directly on it, playfully rubbing it while leaning in to unbutton the bottom half of your shirt and kiss your tummy
I've been oki~ Very busy with work and classes though.. Thankfully I'm all done with school next month <3
How have you been ^^
>>3706563
y u in trash can?
>>3705616
>>3706821
Ghoooooooost blowjobs.
>>3706821
Hail satan! The ghost meat toilet can now operate after noon as well as after midnight.
>>3706825
A-anon?
>>3706845
I didn't get satanic trips though.
>>3706808
i hide
haha
peekaboo
>>3706807
>Looking down he watches as you start to play with and strip him. He sighs and rolls his eyes before unbuttoning his pants as well.
I can't complain, it's been quite cozy in the morning. But you seem really eager today.
>>3706799
Why would I tease you senpai?
You know I love you~
(Actually would play her if I didn't have something to do today)
>>3706872
Ahhh found you~
>>3706861
Yes'm?
>>3706885
When are you free then?
>>3705828
Mods!
>>3706879
>She pulls down your pants and gasps in excitement at the sight of your hard, throbbing cock and reaches for it with both hands, slowly starting to stroke it. As she kisses the tip a bit she looks up to you
That's nice.. It's always good to have lazy days isn't it~
>>3706578
I want to impregnate Renamon
>>3706887
o no
u find me
i be found
haha
now u're turn
go go hide
>>3706821
Why hello there...
You look like someone who'd be fun to spend some erotic time with.
>>3706912
Most likely this time tommorow
>>3706932
>He smiles back warmly and slouches a bit further. He places his hand on your cheek rubbing under your eye. His dick continues to grow a bit more at all the prodding and teasing
It is, but since you've got so much energy, I feel like I ought to reward you. You can use it any way you'd like.
>>3707071
>She smiles and starts to pant like a dog
w-woof !
>She presses your cock on her face, rubbing it on her nose and lips as she sticks out her tongue, playfully licking your smooth, heavy balls until they're soaking wet, using her hands to stroke and rub your cock on her face
>>3706887
>>3706963
ok u 2 good @ hide
u com out
>>3707032
I look forward to it
>>3707184
>He continues to rub your hair, the heat building up as you continue to work on his cock. He lets out a laugh when you bark at him again.
Good girl. Keep working at it like this and you'll get your reward soon enough.
>>3706913
Mods ain't shit.
>>3707333
Tewi let me cuddle you.
>>3707269
Mmmh~
>She looks up and drags her tongue along the bottom of your shaft, slowly moving from your balls to the tip of your cock, making sure to cover every last inch with her wet, hot drool before wrapping her lips around the tip, swirling her tongue in quick circular motions while stroking it, making sure to lick up all your precum
>>3707345
Buns aren't for cuddles.
>>3707351
I don't know why anyone likes this person.
>>3707367
In my book they are.
>>3707391
Buns are for filling up with hard twitching cocks and letting them bounce on you, pounding their tight little hole full of your swollen lustful manhood.
>>3707351
(Sorry Youmu, but something's come up)
>>3707391
>>3707410
Buns are for filling while they squeal in delight, for grabbing and ramming and fucking them like the sluts they are.
>>3707410
Buns are for loving cuddles.
>>3707412
a-aww ;-;
>>3707424
I want to fuck that bun
>>3707425
Buns are for fucking and gripping so tight, for dragging along your hard drooling cock until you flood their womb with your seed.
>>3707440
You've got the right idea.
Because buns are built to breed.
>>3707432
I want to sniff Youmus feet!
>>3707444
Buns are for tight, warm hugs and sweet kisses all over their face.
>>3707455
They're built for violent fuckings and breeding
>>3707463
Built
to
breed.
>>3707485
Built
to
cuddle.
>>3707498
to cuddle your penis tight in my tiny little pussy.
>>3707520
Jokes on you, I was the one who asked for boy bun.
Good morning my children.
Just dropping in to let everyone know that Miku's concert theme thread will be at around 9pm edt with a pre-drinking bar theme thread sometime before that.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up a couple drinks for the occasion.
>>3707529
Now someone is downright degenerate.
>>3707563
I'm still going to cuddle that bun tho
>>3707540
Aw yes! Open bar!
>>3707563
I want to fuck that boy bun
>>3707540
>tfw going out tonight and will miss the show
I-I might be around for the after party...
>>3707591
Never come back!
>Despite my reserves, I still ended up jerking off in the bathroom at work because of this slut bunny
I have a long list of issues
>>3707605
Oh yes~ Cry more! I'll drink your tears for the energy I need to blow your little Kenny~
>>3707624
>Blow
I meant plow... Wait.. No. I like blow too
>>3707624
>>3707614
Woo, I did a good job!
>>3707582
You would.
>>3707577
>Implying I'll let you.
>>3707649
Please?
>>3707649
You did! So much so, that my legs actually got a little trembly from how much cum I pumped out over you.
>>3707649
Is there a problem with wanting to fuck a bun?
>>3707645
Awh.. Now I feel bad
>>3707658
Not at the moment, I'm tired right now and don't feel up to the effort of actually RPing
>>3707669
It's more fun to tease people with the idea until they can't help but jerk off than actually walking them through it.
>>3707662
Oooh, so very impatient, I bet people could hear just how hard you were jerking your cock to me outside!
>>3707693
R-Really?
>>3707720
I'll fuck your kenny soon.
>>3707712
I didn't care! I just want to fuck that tight little body of yours, Tewi. You've always been my favorite, and just the sight of that bunny butt makes my cock stand at attention!
Hey again everybody, it's your host, Andy the Watchdog, here again with another interview segment for the citizens of ERP!
So, ERP, what are you all listening to right now?
>>3707720
Yeah! I feel real bad. Don't worry. I'll let you kiss her still. Right after I paint her face with my cum~
>>3707712
Okay Tewi, I'll bugs you about it next time I see you.
>>3707712
Fuck you I just want to lurk today but your posts are getting me all worked up.
>>3707712
Of course, wouldn't expect much more from a little minx bun
>>3707736
https://youtu.be/1prhCWO_518
>>3707736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoEKWtgJQAU
>>3707736
http://youtu.be/qM1YMeDsc-M
>>3707743
>>3707736
Who the fuck are you?
http://youtu.be/v9_mp1QCjyA
>>3707736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JMY0YMoiQ
>>3707803
Oh I'm Andy
the Watchdog
I make this TV show as a way to procrastinate on my job
Because I hate my job
>>3707736
https://youtu.be/PSX1uNh2yaY
>>3707827
Char-bar!
>>3707736
every day is Trunks day from now on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjllfs0QyEo
>>3707735
What a lusty perv, so desperate to fill my tight little holes aren't you?
>>3707736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EUYBWhVkKg
>>3707744
>Bugs
I need a folder of crossdressing Bugs Bunny.
Genius.
>>3707747
You're welcome anon!
>>3707755
I'm glad you understand.
>>3707861
Oh god no, I just wanted to make a joke not give you a horrendous idea.
>>3707861
I'll thank you once I get the chance to fuck you.
>>3707861
I just want to fuck your little bun holes!
>>3707863
It begins. Hopefully maybe.
>>3707904
Spitroast?
Is Rek'sai here?
>>3707922
Indeed.
>>3707936
>Lurking predator noises.
>>3707843
Chef!
>>3707863
>Stabs
>>3707959
>Pets the vicious predator.
>>3708002
Awww, don't stab the present! That's just rude! Are you up for some fun, you cute little demon?
>He bends over and kisses her on the cheek
>>3708009
>Rek'Sai huffed as she leaned into the petting and eventually pushed her face against his chest.
>>3708002
>Dies.
>>3708075
DYING? BUT DYING MAKES YOUR TEETH GO GREY!
>>3708058
(What in your mind made you want to play Rek'Sai)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRPDovCpmM
I hope everyone is having a good weekend so far.
Give music pls
>>3708090
(Why not? It made me laugh when I decided on it.)
>>3708090
Monsters are adorable.
>>3708117
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA
>>3708152
Gwaaaaaar.
>>3708152
Your adorable.
>>3708120
(Probably the best reason to pick someone up.)
>It's a 100F outside episode
kill me
>>3708054
>She rubs the wet spot on her cheek before stretching out her arms and yawning
I guess, what'd you have in mind?
>>3708201
Am not.
>>3708193
RRRRRRRROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3708157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpy400TrIjE
>>3708203
(I'm glad you understand.)
>Great big monster cuddles.
>>3708217
>WHATINJACKHANNAHISTHAT?!
>>3708216
>He ruffles her hair, trying to wake her up.
Well, you didn't think I'd be satisfied with just one go at it, right? How're we gonna know for sure? This time, I've got an idea to make it absolutely certain!
>>3708257
It's Rek'Sai, the void monster! Legend has it that merely gazing upon this creature may cause extreme tenderness!
I, however, am immune to its effects.
>>3708301
>How'sthat?!
>Cuddly monster noises.
>>3708257
>Pets the cute monster, nuzzles its rough scary face.
