151st Dark Side Games part 2
And 2nd wave of death, pay them respects
>>3701897 (Makoto)
More like "the simplest".
>>3701882(Rika-tan)
>the blaster gets his thigh, making him fall to the ground and making the invisible hands disappear
Y-You didn't have to go this far...
>>3701902(Rumia-tan)
...
Are we eating each other?
>>3701880
And it's happening
Will this game finally not end on fucking day 10 again?
>>3701880
F
>>3701921
They're stong indeed! Why don't you get down for a bit and touch them? They feel really nice and they won't bite~
>>3701809
Oh, hi Spike!
...W-wait, I'll share with you!
Nya! Wai-
>>3701874 (Tentacle person)
Oh, I get it. You're not a youkai like me~.
That's too bad! You could have been able to fly all the time like me or Ran-sama.
B-but they do look really strong.
>>3701890 (Meido person (sorry))
What do you mean?
>>3701882 (Rika)
But we usually get a second tail around 10!
So I've already been a nekomata for.... 12 years?
Anyway, I lasted longer than you this time, right?
>>3701944
That was almost too easy for us. Girls aren't really anything special, are they?
>>3701951
Only if I get to nibble on them. Do you taste like fish? I bet so, nya~!
>>3701929
YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T AIM FOR THE HEAD!
>>3701944
>>3701952
Well, I'm still in the running, aaand...you're not.
>>3701944
I don't really want to talk about people I might have to kill...
>>3701944
>>3701961
「Beating up cute girls isn't something that you should call a victory. That's really horrible of you...」
>>3701924
..Well..
Baby steps.
>>3701929
Oh yeah, I forgot to warn you, she doesn't like to get touched.
Sorry.
>>3701981
I just... got distracted is all.
How much things have changed.
I don't recognize anybody now. Except for Monsoon, kek.
>>3701944
A feast with kills is a good feast
Ooga booga wer da whit wemin @
>>3701980
...Yes of course! Humans enjoy eating that kind of creatures, and my arms are scaly as them! But be careful, you might hurt your little teeth.
>>3702001
Happens with time, welcone back friend
>>3701929
Perhaps we should stop?
>>3702013
That's for the coward comment and for almost choking Rika I guess..
>>3702013
「Falling to the place where I belong, to the bottom.」
>>3701981
I-I think I'm dying for real this time, Rika....
>>3701987
They aren't cute. One of them is a psycho blondie that doesn't like being touched, and the other one is bubblegum.
>>3701990
Th-those weren't even my hands!
>>3702013
Oh, but now you'll kill me? Bastard...
>>3701990
...Sure. I doubt you're interested in it beyond wanting to help me, anyways.
>>3701996
Oh, yeah? Like any rea-
>>3702013
CRAP!
>>3701666
Ringo
>>3702051
Damn it
>>3702033
Perhaps you should find someone else to eat instead? I've told you a million times that I'm not delicious.
>>3702035
Both of those were justified.
>>3702058
Who?
>>3702038
「Don't get me wrong. Even I get the feeling of "wanting to 「screw」 a girl from behind" sometimes.」
「But that won't change the fact that we can't call this a victory.」
>>3702051
Avas, can't say much else desu.
>>3702041
Like you~.
>>3702017
>she floats, appearing as though she's "laying back"
Hmmmmm.... Nyah.
On second thought, I think I'll just stay up here until the match is over.
>>3702059
Work together on what..?
>mfw raided for 4 hours only to get nothing at the end
>been listening to the same song for a few hours now and didn't notice
what the fuck
>>3702038
Don't be stupid, it's not even like you're bleeding internally.
>>3702072
I wasn't distracted! I just...mistook how well it could handle the weight.
>>3702079
what's her name?
>>3702068
A victory is a victory, no matter who it's against. I'm not going to sell myself short just because other people may think it's wrong.
>>3702038
That doesn't matter.
Any hands are bad if they're touching her.
>She takes a pose, her hands on her hips.
As her best friend, I gotta tell people to step off!
Hrmph!
>>3702041
Well, I always had a little bit of an interest in machinery and stuff, it's cool to me.
The only problem is that I can never pay attention for long enough to learn anything about it..
>>3702079
>I've been doing the same with Listenonrepeat to try and get myself to relax....
>https://youtu.be/MsjaaipbpN8
>>3702059
3rd wave of death, pay them respects
>tfw of all the characters of the roster, I wanted the monkey to win so bad
>tfw no face
>>3702066
For some reason I doubt that, I wonder what that reason is..
>>3702097
F
>>3702090
「A victory is a victory? What a Plus thing to say, it almost made me choke on my tongue.」
>>3702087
I guess it's expected. Everyone makes mistakes, nya.
...That means you win this one, Rika-chan. ...Think whatever you wanna about me.
>>3702091
Probably not for you, considering....
>>3702107
...When did you get my name?
>>3702087
>he suddenly falls silent
>he respawns right behind you
SURPRISE, RIKA!
>>3702091
What a surprise...
>He takes a pose, with his right hand pointing towards the sky
As her bestest friend, I must tell others to back off!
>>3702099
I needed to show her that I was strong enough to kill her without touching her.
>>3702067
The one from JoJo's.
>>3702067
>>3702072
I'll await your descend with open arms, all 8 of them wide open! Why don't you tell me your name in the mean time, cat?
>>3702097
We still on 2 deaths, close to the end
>>3702102
That would have been a victory against yourself, though choking to death on your own tongue would be super lame.
>>3702123
Fuck the rabbits.
>>3702066
I am just going to to bed now, maybe I will find something to eat when I wake up.
>>3702122
I haven't watched/read JoJo so no that ain't me.
>>3702119
Tracksuit, why are you acting like a villain lately..?
>>3702127
Ah well, I have my scarf and coat to keep me warm...
>>3702140
I would fuck that rabbit
>>3702067
>>3702122
I believe he is talking about me.
I'm sorry to say that I am not Kuga.
>>3702123
I did not know I had a girl version of myself here.
>>3702123
And I don't play tohos either.
>>3702152
This.
>>3702143
Read the manga
>>3702118
Er...
Oh, Yukari-sama said she talked to you, so she mentioned your name!
>>3702125
It's Chen, nya~. What's yours?
>>3702136
「I know that, but I just simply can't stand people like you. I would even act uncool if it's needed to be in a situation like that.」
「A victory is a victory? Isn't that just a horrible thing to say in the end? It's like you're saying that the road doesn't matter, only just the goal.」
「So in your eyes effort, suffering, passion, love, friendship, pain, or simply anything that gets you to the goal doesn't matter.」
「Because victory would mean the same without them...after all...a victory is just a victory, isn't it?」
>>3702141
I don't care what you eat as long as it isn't me.
>he places a hand over your eyes
Good night Rumia. Sweet dreams.
>>3702144
It's not that I want to, it's more so that I had to in order to prove myself.
>>3702119
>She flinches
...That still shouldn't have been lethal.
>>3702165
...And what does this person look like?
>>3702118
Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, can I beat up the guy with the big forehead?
>>3702119
I bet you didn't even bake her a pie, or make her a chicken!
I'm her best friend, not you!
>She strikes another pose, both hands crossed over her knees.
>>3702165
WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT
>>3702165
Another Chen.
How many do we have now?
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>>3702160
One of these days. I have a bad habit of picking up characters from the source I'm reading, so maybe when HG dies.
>>3702176
,
>>3702176
Nani?
>>3702176
「」
>>3702187
Literally only one
It's the same Chen that avafags patchy and Suika
>>3702171
Yep. pretty much that. You're good at talking someone's ears off.
>>3702180
Never underestimate how weak a human being can be!
>>3702201
I saw another one days ago
>>3702182
Go nuts.
>>3702187
>The same one as we've always had.
>>3702210
...I think you used a wrong word.
>>3702185
HAVE THAT NIGGA IN THE CUT WHERE THE WOOD AT
>>3702192
Cancer cells don't die , honey
>>3702180
She wears a really purple dress... and she's got pretty blonde hair, and she carries a parasol too! Lots of ribbons, nya.
>>3702187
>I'm the only chen ya dingus :v
>the only one that avafags her
>>3702219
Probably the same person
If you mean the waifufags chen that one time, that person was only here for 30 minutes
>>3702175
So you try to choke a girl half your size with disembodied hands?... Tracksuit is there something wrong?
>>3702165
Rize Kamishiro, reading and drinking tea are among my hobbies, the main one avobe all being humans themselves!
>>3702210
「You're a horrible human being. I was wrong. You're closer to being a minus.」
>>3702182
>Subaru takes another pose, throwing both hands into the air
I never had to win her over because we've been friends ever since the beginning! Doing the things you've done only shows how desperate you are!!!
>>3702220
Eh?
>>3702240
Rize-nya?
Well, I'm not a human, but I think they're sorta interesting too!
And they're food too, nya.
>she lowers herself a little to offer a hand
Nice to meet you!
>>3702232
...Oh. That one. Felt like I was being watched for hours afterwards....
>She shivers briefly
>>3702260
...Nevermind, you're hopeless.
>>3702237
>Nah, they showed up like one or two times after that initial one.
>>3702219
>That was probably just the Chenposter from the waifu threads on /b/, they like to poke their heads in to check on a few people.
>>3702127
>>3702261
Fuck this peace, and fuck those captchas
>>3702272
Uh-huh, that's Yukari-sama! Ran-sama and I are both her shikigamis technically.
She's great... Even if I don't see her a lot, I'm so grateful.
>>3702238
The only thing wrong here is that you didn't kill me when I needed it the most.
>>3702250
I don't care whether or not I'm a plus or a minus. Either way I'll still be the same old Natsuki Subaru.
>>3702272
Tell me! I want you to help me become a better person, Rika-tan! Teach me the ways of being cool!
>>3702223
Then I'm never reading JoJo. Or maybe I will, who knows.
>>3702274
Gee... You shouldn't have... No really, why would I want these..
>>3702274
Use legacy captcha senpai
>>3702220
>She snickers.
Was that another joke?
>>3702260
I'll show you just how strong our friendship is!
>She runs up and delivers a flying corkscrew kick to your gut, falling on her side. She makes a "goal" sign with her arms.
>>3702274
>Spike receives dragon dildos from an unknown sponsor
>>3702296
「You don't even care about how much damage you cause to your surroundings and the people who are around you?」
「You will make me cry out of happiness if you keep this up. You really have no heart, right?」
>>3702274
RIP Raam and Cappy
Final 5
>>3702307
I'm using that already, but it's still slow
>>3702302
If you do, might I suggest picking up Gyro? I want to have another duel with him some day.
>tfw no redhead gf
Why even live?
>>3702295
The extent of my talks with her was a few passive-aggressive remarks directed at her, and her saying I probably taste bad anyways.
>>3702296
Like I said, you're hopeless.
>>3702308
...Oh. I hadn't even thought of that.
>>3702296
Tracksuit, please, what happened to you?
>>3702322
Too bad Spike died or this would have meant something..
>>3702324
I believe we already have a Gyrofag, they just haven't been around
>>3702327
>tfw my girl is
FeelsGreatMan
>>3702322
Can't believe i found something as bad as the peace today
>>3702308
>he gets back up after laying down for awhile
That was good, but I can do better!
>you feel invisible hands bind your arms and legs, rendering them useless
Looks like I can do whatever I want to you now, punk.
>>3702319
I care about certain people, but for the most part I can't say I would care if most people that got in my way got hurt.
>>3702328
That's partially why I didn't try to eat you, nya.
>she finishes her juice box
Nya.... no one else even took one...
>>3702327
>mfw
>>3702354
This is a little late... But whatever...
>>3702324
I could, but I already have literal who males and I get ignored a lot. I'll read Jojo at some point, but I'm not picking up avatars openly.
>>3702359
「That sounds really weird now. A moment ago you said you don't care about what gets you to victory.」
「You said it doesn't matter, so now trying to hide your disgusting side is a little too late.」
>>3702327
Do it for her.
>>3702327
>tfw no gf
>>3702354
RIP Spike
Final 4
>>3702328
Does...does that mean we're still friends?
>>3702338
What do you mean what happened to me? I'm still the same old tracksuit from before.
>>3702364
Ask the squirrel, I doubt she'd turn it down. And I'm not THAT helpless...!
>>3702396
YOU TRIED TO STRANGLE ME WITH MAGIC!
>>3702391
>>3702378
> Do people actually ignore avatars because of their gender?
>>3702270
>Kamishito shakes your hand, but at the same time...
>she wraps her tentacle around your leg
Nice to meet you!
>Sniff
So this is the sent of a cat who can fly...
>>3702328
You're funny without even trying!
Maybe it's the friendship kicking in, huh?
>She makes a double nudging motion in the air, along with a wink.
>>3702359
It does look like that, huh..
It looks like you've got me right where you want me.
I'd be in the position to surrender, huh?
I guess the only logical thing to do here is surrender, don't you think so?
>>3702364
>slaps enpty juice box out of hand
>stomps on it
>punches it on the ground
>pulls out katana and slices it into pieces
>lights on fire
>pulls out machine gun and fires into it
>drops dynamite into it, exploding it
>pees on fire
>pee didnt work
>cums on fire
>cum instantly drys out fire
>sniff ashes of juice box
>OD's
>loses house and dies
>>3702381
I don't really care, but there's two people I care about in particular.
When it comes down to it, I don't even care about what happens to myself.
>>3702406
Only because I care about you.
>>3702396
I believe you are abusing your new powers, do not let this get out of hand tracksuit.
>>3702407
Sorry bud, it's getting too peaceful.
>>3702406
On the contrary, you're too difficult to try and eat, nya.
She looks a little busy though... Do you really think she'd like one?
>>3702424
Eep!?
>she scratches at the tentacle
H-hey...! Let go, nya!
>>3702417
Yes, this has been a thing since April 2015
>>3702407
Fucking peace ruining this, but, good thing winner is in next slide
>>3702432
>pours juice over your grave
>>3702426
>a dark smoke starts surrounding the both of them, making it extremely hard to breath
It's far too late for that...
>>3702451
But I'm in some video games...
>>3702417
No, but because they don't like the avafag behind them regradless if I play anime girls or males. God know what I did back then, and I honestly don't remember either. What you say isn't false either.
>>3702432
>you forgot "you like this"
>>3702462
Any normal person would surrender here..
BUT I REFUSE!
>She whips her tail in a circle, smacking the shit out of anything in its path.
One of my favorite things is telling people that think they have the upper hand "no!"
>>3702440
>Sorry for asking. I only came here three days ago after seeing some threads on other boards. I'm still new to role playing.
I like being alone
I'd like to stay in my room all day and night
Don't like to talk on the phone
So please forgive me while I just turn off the light
Don't wanna see nobody
Ever and ever again
Don't you feel sorry?
I'm just a crazy, isolated man
I know me better than you
I hate to hear another persons screaming voice
What are you trying to do?
Leave me alone!
I won't be anymore in cries
Don't wanna see nobody
Ever and ever again
I'm not in any hurry
I'm just a crazy, isolated man
Why don't you leave me alone?
'Cause there's nothing more I wanna say!
Thank you for caring but I'll be alright
Now will you understand and go away!?
Don't have a problem living in my room because it's where I really wanna be
So please forgive me if you think I'm strange but I just wanna spend my life with me!
Don't wanna see nobody
Ever and ever again
Don't you feel sorry?
I'm just a crazy, isolated man
Don't wanna see nobody
Ever and ever again
I'm not in any hurry
I'm just a crazy, isolated man
>>3702451
And this is finally over...
>>3702426
No, that just happens at times. Like the other day I called my temper "explosive"...shortly after the Flower Tank got blown up.
>>3702436
I doubt that.
>>3702439
My tanks are tough nuts to crack, no doubt. And she's not really got much going on, and she's friendly.
>>3702438
I won't. Don't you worry about that at all, Stingray. I'll take good care of everyone.
>>3702477
>even more invisible hands come out to grab you
It's useless. I'm not proud of these powers, since they're not MC-like, but I need to teach you a lesson.
>he walks up to you and flick your forehead
There. I win.
>>3702481
Well, I haven't been here in 5 months, so I don't know if things are the same desu.
>>3702439
>Invades personal space
>Takes a good sniff
Hmmm...I guess I can't just eat you like this. I smell more cat than hman flesh in you. Besides, you're so skinny!
Yo, dudes! How's life been going for you?
>>3702481
You play someone else besides Ringo?
>>3702497
... With what blood?
>>3702497
Congratulations Gogo!
Thanks for hosting Sir! It was fun, although long!
>>3702500
Just because I hurt you a little bit? Come on Rika-tan, that doesn't mean anything. I care a lot about you and everyone else here.
>>3702514
Who are you?
>>3702481
Ignore is a strong word. But the more visually appealing your ava is the easier job you will have with people getting to like them.
>>3702481
Welcome to the threads if that's true, man. Also, thank you for choosing to pick up the coolest part 7 enemy Stand user I've seen so far in my reading of it
>>3702497
Good job Gogo
>hurrying up before I go to sleep
>>3702500
Maybe you're just funny.
Nah, there's no maybe. You're definitely comedian material.
>>3702512
>She goes limp, her head falling to the side, defeated.
Kuh-kuh..
I've lost completely..
>>3702481
You are from 8seas?
>>3702500
Hn...I think I'll just take these home, nya...
I uh... don't know how to talk to her.
>>3702518
N-nya...!
I wouldn't let you eat me anyway...!
>she grabs the tentacle and scratches at it more
Are you done now, nya!?
>>3702512
Don't let it get out of hand, that's not a pun, I'm serious here, we're friends with the same people.
>>3702548
I think he meant the ones that are on /b/ occasionally. Though, that's just a guess
>>3702540
And somehow the winner didn't kill at all
Good night
>>3702548
Wait i read that wrong, my apologies
>>3702562
Thanks for hosting!
>>3702529
>Not as of now. I thought Ringo would be a good avatar to start out with. I have no other idea on who else I would use
>>3702537
>looks like I have a long ways to go until I get people to like me
>>3702539
>No problem. Thank you for your welcoming.
>>3702548
>I've seen a few games on /b/ and /v/ before, and one time on kraut-chan
>>3702562
G'night Vader. Thanks for hosting
>>3702564
Double checking is your friend
>>3702562
Nya...
Rika, you proved yourself!
You're too difficult to eat, so I'm sorry...
>>3702544
E-excuse me, nya!
Are... are you okay?
>>3702551
>The grip on her tentacle softnes, letting you fall on her arms.
That tickles little girl! Now be a good kid and eat more, alright? Just then I'll maybe try and have a private evening you.
Why is it so fucking hot? Summer can get cancer.
>>3702580
Just keep being you man. I already like you the way you are. It's refreshing to see avas that break the mold and old anime dudes is one of those.
>>3702562
Thank you for hosting!
>Buenas noches bro
>>3702544
>the smoke clears up and the hands drop you
Pretty neat, huh? I personally don't like it, but I said it gets the job done!
>>3702526
Hello America!
>>3702540
Congratulations Gogo, and thank you for hosting!
>>3702557
With some? Why not with everybody?
>>3702620
Howdy, dude! How's your day been?
>>3702544
I wouldn't bet on it.
>>3702551
Pfft, I'm not your boss. And I'd presume it'd be like any other person...or is it because the whole "you're a cat and she's a squirrel" thing?
>>3702592
I'm fine, the only thing broken is my pride.
>She looks over at the adorable catgirl.
Oh! I didn't expect to see another beastkin here at this hour, hi!
>>3702620
>She coughs, falling to the floor and getting her breath back.
What you said earlier.. About being her friend without trying..
It's unforgivable.. You don't know the first thing about being friends with people.
,
>>3702632
C'mon! I'm sure you've got some funny jokes.
Tell me one!
/////////////
>>3702636
>.
What did he mean by this?
>>3702620
Tracksuit, seriously what's gotten into you lately, I never thought I'd have to worry about the MC like this..
>>3702629
How about you tell me how my day has been going instead?
>>3702633
You're right, I don't. I never had friends where I'm from. I was awful at talking with people and getting them to talk to me. Most people called me weird, scary looking, and annoying.
>>3702594
Uah...!
I'm not for eating, nya! If you try anything, I'll have to fight you!
>>3702632
>nodnod
>>3702633
Well, if you say so...! It'd be bad if you got hurt badly, nya.
>she holds out a juicebox
Rika-chan said you might like one of these, so I thought I'd offer...!
Fear and panic in the air
I want to be free
From desolation and despair
And I feel like everything I sow
Is being swept away
Well I refuse to let you go
I can't get it right
Get it right
Since I met you
Loneliness be over
When will this loneliness be over
Life will flash before my eyes
So scattered and lost
I want to touch the other side
And no one thinks they are to blame
Why can't we see
That when we bleed we bleed the same
I can't get it right
Get it right
Since I met you
Loneliness be over
When will this loneliness be over
Loneliness be over
When will this loneliness be over
>>3702666
By the tone of your voice and the way you worded it, pretty, uh... Bad?
>>3702662
Nothing's the matter, Stingray. Everything is just fine. Don't you worry about a thing.
>>3702643
I really don't joke like that.
>>3702672
I don't even think they have predators or prey over where she's from...it's weird, that's for certain. She's...alright, though, I guess.
>>3702666
>Her ears droop down with each word you say, and she starts trying to interrupt you.
B-
Well h-
That's n-
I didn't mean it like that.. Sorry, I got a little bit upset.
I just mean that you have to work to be friends with someone, you know?
>>3702672
Rika did?
>She smiles and blushes, reaching over and accepting the juicebox. She pets the little girl on the head.
Thank you so much. What's your name?
I'm Makoto. Makoto Nanaya.
>>3702697
Should I go first? Alright. I've got a good joke for you.
What do you call nuts on the wall?
>>3702691
We're roommates tracksuit, and also pretty good friends I'd like to believe, so you can talk to me man.
well, at least russian HG is more dead than us
Is Enzo Amore here?
>>3702703
...I swear, if you make the pun I'm anticipating.
Heh.. I stole a gummy bear from one of my little sisters.. Like I give a fuckk.. ;))
>>3702703
Ehehe...
>she purrs from the petting
Well, she suggested it. It'd be a waste to throw these away, nya.
I-i'm Chen, nya! I'm a nekomata.
>>3702697
No, she really isn't.
Thanks a lot, Rika-nya!
>>3702690
WRONG!
That's one penalty point for you, America. You get two more tries, so make them count.
>>3702703
Again, I wouldn't know that. I assume everyone here is my friend instead. It leads to less heartbreak, and most of the time they never try to prove that I'm not their friend.
>>3702704
It's all fine. Stop prying into things.
>>3702735
>>3702697
* She really is
>fuck
Bury me softly in this womb
I give this part of me for you
Sand rains down and here I sit
Holding rare flowers
In a tomb, in bloom
Down in a hole and I don't know if I can be saved
See my heart I decorate it like a grave
You don't understand who they
Thought I was supposed to be
Look at me now a man
Who won't let himself be
Down in a hole, feeling so small
Down in a hole, losing my soul
I'd like to fly,
But my wings have been so denied
Down in a hole and they've put all
The stones in their place
I've eaten the sun so my tongue
Has been burned of the taste
I have been guilty
Of kicking myself in the teeth
I will speak no more
Of my feelings beneath
Down in a hole, feeling so small
Down in a hole, losing my soul
I'd like to fly but my wings have been so denied
Bury me softly in this womb
Oh I want to be inside of you
I give this part of me for you
Oh I want to be inside of you
Sand rains down and here I sit
Holding rare flowers
Oh I want to be inside of you
In a tomb, in bloom
Oh I want to be inside
Down in a hole, feeling so small
Down in a hole, losing my soul
Down in a hole, feeling so small
Down in a hole, out of control
I'd like to fly but my wings have been so denied
>>3702741
Hold on, I got this... Good?
>>3702732
Walnuts!
Alright, okay, how about..
What do you call nuts on your chest?
>>3702735
You're definitely a cutiepie, Chen. I've met a lot of nekos back where I come from, but I think you take the cake as the most precious. Where're your parents?
>>3702741
I suppose there's nothing wrong with looking at it like that. It was just your choice of words that made me upset, is all.
I'm sorry for saying your forehead was big.
>>3702763
WROOOOOOONG!
You only have one last chance left, so make it count!
>>3702768
Uh...That's fine. I don't really mind anyways, even if I didn't think my forehead was all the big to begin with....
how to triforce
>>3702768
>She groans
Please no.
>>3702735
>>3702744
>She grimaces slightly
...And do you have a name?
>>3702672
As long as the flesh is human I will eat it! But today is not that day, as I need to rest and wake up to finish my books
Goodbye~
>>3702768
C-cutiepie? I'm not all that cute, nya! I'm just trying to become a better shikigami... You're just being nutty!
>she shakes her head
My parents? I don't really have parents, per se, but... Yukari-sama and Ran-sama know where I am, so it's no trouble, nya!
Besides, I'm actually really safe here.
>>3702774
Oh, yeah!
I'm Chen. Chen Yakumo!
>>3702772
Shi shit shit shit shit shit shit... Was it supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Or, well, boring?
All the photographs were peeling
and colors turned to gray
He stayed... in his room with memories for days
He faced... an undertow of futures laid to waste
Embraced... by the loss of what he could not replace
There is no reason that she passed
And there is no god with a plan
It's sad... and his loneliness is proof
It's sad... he could only love you
It's sad
The door swings to a passing fable
A fate we may delay
We say... holding on...delivered in our own brace
He let em as he laid in bed
hoping that dreams would bring her back
It's sad... and his loneliness is proof
It's sad... he could only love you
It's sad
Holding his last breath
Believing... he'll make his way
But she's not forgotten
He's haunted...he's searching for escape
If just one wish could bring her back
It's sad... and his lonliness is proof
It's sad... he will always love you
It's sad
>>3702779
Good luck then! My masters would beat you super fast! And so will I, nya!
>>3702795
...
That's three strikes America. It's punishment time.
Please kneel before me.
>>3702792
There's something about that last name that just irks me...why did that Yukari person give me the creeps like that? Only ever had that sort of feeling around the boss when she was really upset....
>>3702741
Alright fine... But I trust you to do the right thing with that power..
>>3702808
Wait! Before I kneel down, how much US Yen can I pay you to not do it?
>>3702779
G'bye, dude!
gas the ____ race war now
>>3702772
It kind of is.
Have you seen a doctor about it?
I'm genuinely concerned, not joking.
>>3702774
Chestnuts!
Alright, what do you call nuts on your chin? Go ahead, guess!
>>3702792
You're the cutest, sweetheart.
>She giggles at the "nutty" joke and continues to pet you, scratching behind the ears with a cat-experienced hand.
Hmm.. Okay, I'll trust you, then. I can sense that even though you're so young, you're still pretty strong, huh? That's impressive!
>>3702822
Trust me, I'll use my mayo powers for good and not evil.
>>3702830
1,000,000 yen!
>>3702831
blazblues
>>3702836
Who is this semen demon?
>>3702839
Well, this is close enough, dude! It might not be Yen, but it can be converted to it!
Sundown dazzling day
Gold through my eyes
But my eyes turned within only see
Starless and bible black
Old friend charity
Cruel twisted smile
And the smile signals emptiness for me
Starless and bible black
Ice blue silver sky
Fades into grey
To a grey hope that all yearns to be
Starless and bible black
Cheeeeennnnn!!!!!
>>3702836
What? No, I'm fine! My forehead isn't in any bad shape at all!
>>3702836
>What do you call nuts on your chin?
A dick in your mouth.
>>3702820
I never noticed it.
The only time she scares me is if I skipped my chores, or if I wake her up by accident!
Maybe that's just how she appears to humans?
>>3702836
>she fakes a pout, still purring lightly
Well, really only Ran-sama knows. Yukari-sama's asleep a lot, so...
>she turns a bit
Chen's stronger than most humans at least, nya!
...I just wish I were a little stronger...
>>3702854
>he takes the paper currency and rips it up
Kneel before me, America.
>>3702856
Ran-sama!?
Ran-samaaaaaaaa~!
>>3702856
>avatars that only show up when certain other avatars show up
Can we stop this trend
>>3702864
Something just seemed weird about her. And I haven't exactly met any other humans from Gensokyo lately...well, technically.
>>3702836
I don't think I want to....
>>3702852
>Makoto Nanaya from BlazBlue
>>3702870
Aw man, I wanted to see your face when you converted it... Okay, fine. I'll kneel down.
>>3702871
>Pets.
You're already the strongest in the world.
>>3702874
BUDDDY!!!
>>3702839
Mayo powers...? Anyway... When did you get powers anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuLIWS3gnoo
>>3702888
FUCK YOU
>>3702852
Huh? I'm not a demon..
>>3702857
...Are you completely sure?
Have you had it checked?
>>3702864
>She, not being one for personal space, scoops up the little catgirl in her arms and sets her on her lap.
You'll get stronger eventually. You've just gotta train!
You're already way stronger than anybody I know of your age, I can tell!
>>3702878
A d-
.....
A-A..
>It becomes apparent that she'd been reading off of a piece of paper.
Oh..
That's not very appropriate.
>>3702874
It's Parsee. What do you expect?
>>3702879
>he wraps his hands around your neck and starts choking you
YOU HAVE FAILED ME, AMERICA!
>>3702890
The God's Hands happened about I killed the bishop of Sloth. That bastard was a menace to the entire world, and I somehow inherited his wicked powers. They aren't my favorite, but like I said they get the job done.
>>3702855
kys bolin
>>3702912
If it's Parsee she should come post as Ryouna so I can atleast wank my manmeat
>>3702895
You can check it out for yourself if you want to. There's nothing going on with it, I swear.
>>3702874
>i mean, i didn't even know we have a ran.
>>3702878
>she shrugs
Well, I never noticed it. She's usually just asleep~.
>>3702886
Ehehehe..
Thank you so much~!
But you're still stronger than me, so I have to keep trying!
>>3702895
Nya...?
O-oh!
>she squirms a little
I shouldn't get too comfy, nya.
I know, I know... Summer makes it so easy to nap in the sun though, so I've been a little lazy.
>>3702893
SHUT UP GHOST OF NAPPA
>>3702918
Ow, dude, stop it! It's really fucking uncomfortable when you wrap your arms around someone's neck!
>He slaps you
>>3702871
>>3702856
>inb4 the other yukari shows up
>>3702895
>She begins to slowly clap
>>3702932
What's she need for two servants, then?
>>3702934
Vegetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
...
I'm haunting you
>>3702944
Who's this handsome devil of a ghost?
I summon Yuno.
>>3702926
>She reaches out and touches your forehead.
>>3702932
There's nothing wrong with being comfy!
>She continues petting.
And there's also nothing wrong with naps and snacks, either. You probably train so much that you deserve a break anyway, huh?
>>3702943
>She's taken off guard for a moment, before realizing she was receiving applause and bowing.
O-Oh, did you like that joke?
>>3702938
>he lets go
I hope you've learned your lesson about being wrong!
>>3702918
Power corrupts tracksuit, just know that. Ah.. But I'm going to do something for a bit.. I'll see you later.
>>3702958
Huh? What is it, anon?
>>3702956
No idea but you're right
>>3702965
</3
>>3702932
That is why you need to continue training. Also make sure you drink milk since it is healthy for you.
>This is normal even though this first time showing up and not just spending my time playing OW or DBD.
>>3702962
...
So? What's your insight?
>>3702966
Sure thing. See you around!
>>3702981
I don't think I could ever become one. I dropped out of high school, you know.
>>3702962
Nya, now you're making me sleepy though..!
>she keeps purring, leaning into your petting
You look like you train a lot too, nya.
>>3702978
>she hugs ran's tails more
I already did today though, nya!
Is Yukari-sama waking up more? Rika said she was here the other day!
>>3702988
But if you did, I have a feeling it wouldn't end well...
Well, with this thread not having a new game at the moment, would anyone like to do would you rathers?
Would you rather:
>Have no arms
>Have no legs
>>3702987
Oh, my bad.
But the other Yuno didn't seem so bad, anon.
>>3703000
>Ran sits down, making herself comfortable as you hugged her tails.
Yes, she has been bothering the shrine maid from time to time.
>>3702962
>She stares at you blankly, drawing the claps out
>>3702943
To take care of the house of course!
