>>3698818
>>3698833
#YOU'REPATHETIC
>>3698867
>not being able to appreciate art
You are banned from every Village Game ever
I want to tenderly love Muffet.
>>3698902
I don't think I'm the right type of spirit for that
>>3698910
I can't be hurt if they don't have an opportunity to do it.
>people have a problem with hateposting
What a bunch of pussies.
http://cyberbullyhelp.com/
Get help, you fucking faggots.
>>3698918
>>3698954
#THAT'STHEMOSTAUTISTICTHINGI'VEREADALLEVENING
>>3698961
kys ceraface
>>3698982
#I'VEBARELYBEGUNTOMEME
>>3698880
「If I didn't know you, I would think that you really want me to go, but that can't be possible.」
「After all how could someone just tell to leave to a miserable, worthless and absolutely horrible person like me.」
「I'm sure that you're not such a horrible person to go around and tell others to leave just because they don't fit your idea about how a person should act.」
「Right? You wouldn't be that horrible? Ohh, who am I kidding. You're that horrible」
「It's pretty much all your fault that you're this horrible...and don't worry. I'll allow you to be as horrible as you want to be.」
「So I'm just going to leave now and let you stay as the disgusting person you chose to be!」
「Bye, bye.」
>>3698918
Fine by me. I don't need to be accepted if you care about something as stupid as that.
>>3698911
>I guess,I just never found it fun back then either.
>>3698961
kys immediately.
>3698961
"Hey guys, look, I'm relevant to the conversation! Give me (You)s!"
>>3698954
I guess I just don't see it.
>>3698961
>people have such a problem with some people that they plant memes to shit on them
kys hosh
>>3698982
>>3699001
#K
>>3699006
>taking it seriously
You really are dense
>>3698985
>>3699008
>>3699011
>>3699018
http://cyberbullyhelp.com/
>>3698958
Are we talking about physically hurt or emotionally hurt here?
As of right now my Internet runs at 2kbps. With this in mind, the useful extent of my Internet consists entirely of talking to people on Steam. I cannot work, as I refuse to wor for the woman that is my grandmother on principle, that eliminates that. I have played games, watched anime, and viewed movies to the point where thinking about them makes me want to throw a brick through a window. Reading lasts like 10 minutes before I wish the book would give me a papercut. This will continue for a minimum of 8 days, and it has already gotten to the point where I tried playing Scrabble by myself. This in mind, please kill me.
>>3699004
This is why I dislike you so much!
>>3699035
No one likes you. kys.
>>3699006
>>3699018
>31 seconds
>>3698953
I think you're the perfect specimen for the trick. How about you come a little bit closer and we find out?
>>3699030
Finally! The little boy has finally laid his final rest. I was already waiting for this to happen ufufu!
>>3699042
Either.
>3699035
Thanks for the (You), faggot
Good evening
>>3699030
Rooting William Weld
How could Hoshi invent codyposting when it was I?
>>3699035
>Implying I'm the one who needs that site
>>3699061
This time I can confirm that it's two different people, with me being the anonymous shitposter.
>>3699061
Hey look, Hoshi is samefagging to support his arguments again.
>>3699035
Sleep with one eye open
>>3699078
>>3699085
How can we prevent Cyberbullying?
Parents
Communicate with your children about their online experiences.
Parents need to discuss cyber bullying with their children as part of their regular discussions about Internet Safety and appropriate use of technologies. Parents can make it clear that using the Internet or cellular phones to embarrass or hurt others’ feelings is not part of their family values. Discussing the golden rule as it applies to internet and technology use can be very helpful. Parents should discuss bystander behavior as well, encouraging children to speak out against cyber bullying they witness and to report it to the appropriate person. In addition, parents should be mindful about new technologies that are introduced to their children and to set up guidelines for their appropriate use.
>>3699030
>I don't take anything here seriously. If I actually cared about it would have talked to you about it like this.
>>3699061
>I don't reply to Cera ever.
>>3699071
Rika.
I want you to realize something for a second.
Like, really think about something.
We're friends, right?
I don't want an "I don't know," or anything like that.
Gimme a yes or a no.
>>3699030
Winner next slide
>>3699083
Yee
>>3699082
uh oh...
>3699096
Aw yeah, gimme dem (You)s to sustain my powers
>>3699105
>>3699071
>post yfw birth of another les ship
>>3699096
>>3699083
I think there are others here that are more fitting for that title.
>>3699109
Well time for another second place.
>>3699045
>takes you for a nice walk in the park
>>3699124
>>3699124
>>3699096
I communicated with my parents about HG and they yelled at me
These websites are complete bullshit and have shit advice
You either get good at roasting people or turn off the computer
Will anyone host after this?
>>3699109
Damn it
>>3699097
Stop replying to it, you're gonna pull a "me."
Just keep on with the RP and whatnot, friend.
The shitposters're gonna look up any excuse to rip on your ass if you pay attention to them.
>>3699124
I was hoping this would be your face, but then again I always hope that
>>3699096
What the hell are you even doing right now?
>>3699132
Oh hey, you actually decided to respond to the slides for once.
>>3699130
That doesn't mean you don't qualify! Who are they?
>>3699148
>from under floorboards
I had planed to
>>3699123
>>3699125
>>3699151
>>3699145
\Students
Students have a critical
YOU HEAR THAT? CRITICAL!!
role to play in preventing cyber bullying as they are more likely to witness the behavior and have an opportunity to intervene.
Don’t engage in or support mean material, gossip, or rumors posted online, or talk about it at school.
Support a classmate being targeted online by posting positive messages!
If you know the person being targeted, invite him/her to spend time with you.
Tell an adult at home and at school.
Use social reporting tools to flag cyberbullying or inappropriate content. If necessary print the evidence to share with an adult.
Talk to the student who is cyber bullying if it is safe, and make it clear that you think their behavior is wrong.
Remember that we are not invisible online. Create a positive digital footprint that creates opportunities and enjoy the benefits of social media.
>>3699105
>She just falls silent, idly picking up the can from before and staring at it
>>3699124
>Thanks for jumping to conclusions
>>3698982
that's for trying to hold my hands
>>3699030
Damn...
>>3699065
No, creep.
>>3699158
Hi, I'm Michael Cera, voice for the Cyber Bullied children of HG.
>>3699175
Don't bother responding to the delusional Korean.
>>3699149
>I guess so,this character is more for fun anyways. I was trying Envy out before doing anything with Armstrong. It was a huge mistake considering Envy's just a huge gaping asshole and because of that the character can't interact well with anyone other than slides.
>>3699175
He's being a shit again, just keep going about your business and he'll go away eventually.
>>3699172
Well, I was just asking, go if you will, if the game is fast enough I can host.
>>3699173
>le cyberbullying
>implying your seventh grade tier insults do a damn thing
kys hoshi. No one likes you. Literally no one.
>3699173
Yes, YES! My power grows with each new (You)!
>>3699198
Yeah, like being a cancer.
>>3699169
Makoto maybe? Ringabel maybe? El? I can think of a couple.
I'm sick of fapping to the same old porn.
Starnigger sperging out again, eh?
>>3699208
>>3699211
Educators
Infuse digital citizenship throughout the curriculum and include cyberbullying in your anti-bullying policies and bullying prevention efforts.
“Online netiquette skills are becoming vital as technology is increasingly being incorporated into most career paths. Many schools have “Bring Your Own Device” learning opportunities and encourage teachers to keep blogs where class and homework assignments are posted for students to review. Students are asked to post assignments online. It is critical to spend class time on both the rights and responsibilities of digital citizenship. Providing tips on appropriate posting and sharing, privacy and our digital footprint, media literacy, and online “netiquette.”
>It's a "we all take Hoshi's low effort bait" episode
>>3699211
can I make your dick grow with (You)s too
He's gonna take you to /hga/.
To tell you all just how you should play.
He'd rather have... Alma Elmoooo shove her futa-cock right up his reeeeeaaaar.
He'd rather eeeaaat the rotten asshole... of King Knight's corpse and down it with beeeeer.
He's the angriest tribute you've ever heard. He's the angry bloodbath neeeerd
He's the angry feast and arena neeeerd.
He's the angry hunger games... neeeeeeeerd.
>>3699191
>that's why I dug out my sloth folder for you
>>3699218
Well, I'm gonna get up for a little bit, be back later man!
>>3699219
That's what this board is for.
>>3699236
I knew it.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3699175
I don't mess around with friendships, alright?
I might talk about things that aren't always the smartest, like building tank suits or eating snacks or whatever, but friendship's a real important thing to me.
I know that the second you say someone's your friend, it's like you've signed a contract. And I also know you've lost a lot of friends.
But I want you to realize that I'm not gonna go anywhere. No reality rewrite's gonna make me forget about you, or anything like that.
So I want you to tell me if we're friends or not.
>>3699191
>Envy can, definitely, it's just a matter of the other person working with them. There're a lot of people here that can play well off of asshole characters, I've played a ton in the past. You do a good job with Envy, so don't worry about what anybody thinks and just have fun with whoever you want to be.
>it'>>3699243
topkek
>>3699228
Reported. Have fun in the pokey faggot.
>>3699236
I'll make your winscreen eventually, along with the other 5 winners
>>3699243
10/10
>>3699180
Oh I see. You're just a little bit scared now aren't you? You shouldn't be, there isn't any reason... I mean, nothing would possibly hurt you.
>>3699243
>>3699243
Holy fucking shit
>>3699266
I'm out for the night. Thanks for playing
>tfw you'll never be based enough to have people write songs about you
>>3699243
>>3699287
>He kisses you on the cheek
Later!
>>3699272
Fine then
>walks forward
>>3699243
>He'd rather eeeaaat the rotten asshole... of King Knight's corpse and down it with beeeeer.
kek
>>3699236
A DOORKNOB WON?! What the hell is this?!
>>3699244
>You're based my man.
I see you've woken up finally Sloth, How was your nap? Have you finished the work Father gave you yet?
>>3699258
>I appreciate the support you give me.
>>3699256
Hell no, I don't want to fap to furshit.
>>3699243
>>3699254
Well alright, I'll see you later.
>>3699243
>>3699287
Thanks for hosting.
>3699228
MORE! GIVE ME MORE (You)S SO THAT I MAY BLOCK OUT THE SUN!
>>3699240
I'M ALREADY ROCK HARD
I'd like to have a talk with the person who shot me earlier.
>>3699308
>Of course. If you're actually a newfriend then I think you're a great addition to the community. And if you're a masquerading old/midfriend then my point still stands, keep doing what you're doing, 'cause you're doing it well. Don't let the shitposters get to you like I do.
post avas and shitpost the hell out of each other
Alright here we go.
Comfy games, beta round 1.
There's one rule, be cool, be comfy.
Cera and Envy are banned because they're uncomfortable, pick another avatar nerds.
>>3699293
that's what a boyfriend or girlfriend is for, anon
>>3699243
NOICE
>>3699258
You don't really know what or why my reasons are, and I'm not keen on telling you. And there's no way you can make a guarantee like that. And I haven't decided yet.
>>3699266
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3699293
>It's just a re-worded Angry Video Game Nerd theme
>>3699328
Told him it wouldn't work.
>>3699338
This the entry?
>>3699336
I've never shitposted
>>3699338
Aussa
Was that an entry?
>>3699351
who knows, it's kamina.
>>3699336
Not Shown: Serenity and me_irl
>>3699358
Connor
remember when Hoshi drunkedly hosted games instead of drunkedly posting paragraphs of nonsense?
>>3699338
>>3699358
Kurumi
>>3699287
Good job at giving me some time to consume while dealing with all these mortal cretins.
>>3699304
>She lifts up her bang.
Count how much time you have left before I end you. Make sure to read it right or you that little watch might just be the last thing you see.
>>3699358
Aussa
Oh.
>>3699358
Maria and Harusame
>>3699358
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3699358
anon
>>3699358
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3699358
>>3699338
Yukine
>>3699336
Say mean stuff to me while I sleep.
>>3699352
you're so pure
>>3699358
Toriel
>>3699358
>>3699338
Colonel Sanders
>>3699359
Not Kamina, this is the folder I use for shitposting
>>3699358
60 clamps
>>3699308
>the homunculi only really act positive around each other from what I recall.
...No, it's a big job..
>>3699358
Sloth
>>3699358
Rumia
>>3699358
Ririchiyo
>>3699358
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3699358
Monsoon
>>3699336
Never shitpost.
>>3699338
>>3699358
CZ2128 Delta
>>3699375
It just keeps moving, it isn't showing a time
>>3699358
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3699358
Darth Vader
>>3699358
Cal Chuchesta
>>3699358
Chopper
>>3699358
Ross
>>3699384
X7-10 is so-so in the sack.
>>3699358
King Kaito
>>3699346
I don't mind if you don't tell me what your reasons are, but I can guarantee it.
I'd never forget my friends, or leave them behind. That's not happening. I won't let it happen!
I don't want any of that, "I haven't decided," I told you. I want a yes or a no! Are we friends, Rika??
>>3699358
Welcome to EB Games
>>3699358
Maiko Ogure
>>3699358
Metal Bat
>>3699372
Pepperidge farms remembers...
>>3699358
Makina Irisu
>>3699358
SR PELO
>>3699404
>kissu
>>3699358
Makoto Nanaya
>>3699358
Magolor
>>3699358
Rika
>>3699425
You wouldn't have a choice. And I don't have an answer beyond that.
>>3699358
Chen!
>>3699358
Dan Backslide
>>3699358
Eruna
>>3699358
The sexiest man alive
>>3699358
Utsutsu
>>3699430
I don't care for those cookies
![[Literally Me]0.png](https://i.imgur.com/PnBQTko.png "[Literally Me]0.png")
>>3699358
Literally Me
>>3699330
>It's just been that my ava i've used forever now seems to be getting kinda boring to play with. Envy seems like the right kinda spice I like. The only reason I don't see him replying to people well is because he mostly just hates people.
>>3699392
>Yeah basically,Envy seems to be the most depressed one due to not having much affection from their siblings.
What job has he given you this time? Or are you still digging?
>>3699358
Jack Spicer
>GOD DAMN IT CAPTCHA LOAD
>>3699358
Uni
>>3699358
Bill Goldberg
>>3699358
Lor Starcutter
>>3699467
I don't care for you
>>3699467
B-But... those milanos...
>>3699346
Have you ever gone into the kitchen to get something to eat just to get shot before? It is not a good thing to have happen.
>>3699358
Tigrex
>>3699358
Sex Monkey
>>3699466
Utsutsu x Me when?
>>3699475
>Well he is Envy after all.
Still digging... I wish we could just destroy the city instead.. It would be easier.
>>3699448
Yes, I would. People always have a choice, Rika.
My friends are my whole life, I wouldn't let them go, no matter what.
If you don't have an answer, then say no, tell me I'm not your friend.
Summer break! Let's get this night started right, everyone~! I brought the juice, nya!
5 more
>>3699358
John Lemon
>>3699358
Jontron
>>3699358
Shiina
>>3699490
Not my thing
>>3699372
Remember when I'd rather host and Rp for this community instead of shitposting it?
>>3699409
Keep looking. It should point out how much you have left. Keep trying to read what the clock is trying to tell you.
>She readies up her musket for the little boy.
>>3699475
>You could always pull a Kneesocks and alter Envy's personality, if only a bit. Make him/her more of a "I'll humor you by talking to you" sort of character? I'm sure you'll find some way to make it work.
>>3699522
Sucy Manbavaran
Hello, how are you this fine evening?
>>3699518
I would love some juice!
>>3699528
Vaguely
>>3699358
Grepepe
>>3699511
>how cute are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
>>3699518
What kind of juice?
>>3699518
YOU DID? IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE MUCH TO SPARE. HOW IS EVERYONE SUPPOSED TO DRINK IF THERE'S NOT ENOUGH JUICE?
>>3699531
It just keeps spinning, I think it's broken
>>3699547
Pick me instead I'm a solid 10/10
>>3699518
Now it's time for summer school.
>>3699518
N I brought the food, ehhehehehehe!
>>3699492
I live in my tank, not much of a kitchen in there. Or other people.
>>3699517
Not always. And that wouldn't be a certain answer.
>>3699518
I have my own drinks.
>>3699547
6-7 on a good day.
>>3699518
>summer break
>no classes, work, or internship
get out underage b&
>>3699561
>>3699528
>>3699561
Eruna is a 6 at best.
Parto one
>>3699581
Hitomi a shit
>>3699512
But Sloth,then how would our plan work? The easiest solution doesn't always work out in the end.
>>3699536
>That's what I did with my last character that I occasionally pop into threads. They were essentially running off an redemption AU. I just don't people really got the mood of that character so I'm kinda just sitting here trying out actually going canon with Envy this time around.
>>3699580
What if he has to take care of his sickly mom or something?
>>3699552
Um, well.... I've got a few flavors, nya! It's mostly apple juice though. Did you want some, nya?
>>3699547
Chen is a... 6!
>>3699565
Well, that's okay anyway, nya! Just an offer~.
Still, it's better for you than soda!
>>3699564
Eh? You did, nya?
>>3699562
Nuh-uh! Chen is smart, she passed alllll her classes!
>>3699554
I have plenty!
>Chen holds up a plastic bag filled with juice boxes
>>3699542
Here!
>chen's ears perk up and she hands you a juice box
>>3699592
Uh...?
>>3699592
Huh? Ya tryin' to pull a prank on us or what, kid? You wanna lose your head or somethin'?
>>3699592
Wait a minute somethings not right here
>>3699592
>stats from last game
comfy host pls
>>3699559
You're just trying to be a little pest now aren't you? I'll be settling this with you some other time, if I were you I'd start running away before I change my mind and do erase you out of existence.
>>3699592
That is the placement of a different round... mortal one, do you need some rest or are you actually doing fine?
>>3699611
Better.
>>3699565
Yes, always!
>She reaches forward and plants her hands on your shoulders.
Tell me I'm not your friend.
>>3699578
>when and if i lower my standards, maybe
>>3699608
>a cute
>>3699611
Looks fine.
>>3699611
My district looks great! Thanks, host-nya!
Let's do this, Magolor, Makoto, and Rika!
>>3699611
>>3699592
「Looks like our little host is having some problems.」
>>3699608
Thank you miss!
>takes a sip of the juice
>>3699611
Let's begin the games!
>>3699614
Yeah, sure whatever you say.
>>3699608
Do you have any grape juice?
>>3699561
>>3699631
>>3699643
>scratches behind ears
>>3699608
Quickly
What's 4 + 4
What food do cows eat
And how do you spell moo.
>>3699592
I think you do need a rest.
>>3699611
>Guess how many tributes I put in.
>>3699596
...What a pain..
>>3699608
THESE? SILLY, THESE AREN'T WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO! THOSE ARE TOO BLAND FOR MY TASTES, HOW ABOUT GIVING ME A TASTE OF THAT SWEETER JUICE YOU'VE GOT IN THESE?
>He points towards your chest.
>>3699654
>pets the eruna
>>3699682
I'm gloomy.
>>3699608
Course I did, gotta promote the company aftah all.
>He reaches behind his jacket, pulling out a large platter, topped with a large variety of freshly cooked KFC items. Legs fold out from under it, and he sets the tray table down.
>>3699608
Pah, like I care if it's not healthy, doesn't seem to affect me anymore anyways.
>>3699621
>She flinches at the touch, ineffectually trying to pull away
>>3699682
>>3699682
「So? Are you going to shoot me with that thing or you'll just stand there, looking like an idiot?」
>>3699682
Only thing to do aftah tearin through a bird like that, sleep!
>>3699694
>
>>3699631
O-Oh, okay...
>>3699674
Trust me,you'll feel a lot better if you get the work done now and are able to sleep carefree later. I'm sure father would appreciate you slacking. While you're in these "games" though,keep an eye out for some worthy sacrifices.
>>3699682
COPY THAT.
>>3699682
Dude, don't quesiton me. Being a hero isn't payin' that well.
>>3699682
>>3699693
>>3699682
Why can't I do anything else besides running when the game starts?
>>3699694
Looks delicious!
>>3699631
Chen isn't all that cute, but thanks!
>>3699650
Um, lemme see....
Hey wait! Do I know you, nya?
>she digs through her plastic bag, tail swaying behind her
>>3699657
8!
Grass!
And... M-o-o?
>>3699638
Anything for a districtmate!
>she smiles and nods to you
Nya~!
>>3699682
Off we gooo~!
>>3699692
Eh? What do...
You're... you're a pervert, aren't you!? Ran-sama warned me about people like you! And you don't get ANY juice, nya!
>she takes a few steps back and crouches
>>3699700
Nyaa.... Well, if you insist.
>she takes a sip from her own juice box
post irl faces
>>3699700
>She obviously doesn't let go, keeping a firm grip on your shoulders.
Rika.
Look me in the eyes and tell me that I'm not your friend.
>>3699682
>killed by filler
Shiiiieeeet. Now what do I gotta do?
>>3699682
A gun..?
>>3699721
I think I died already...
>>3699742
Tell me, just what is your name?
I-t took all of two slides for me to realizes I need waaayy more events.
>>3699671
48
>>3699754
I'm the one on the left
>Utsutsu
>>3699770
The only kind of paint I've been usin' is the red one.
>>3699770
Well then, the only thing left to do is to retaliate with our own shitposts!
>>3699694
Whoa...!?
...Were you carrying that all this whole time?
>>3699767
My name's Chen! I'm a nekomata, and I'm training to be the strongest shikigami!
One day, I will be. O-or at least, I'm trying to be.
>>3699770
I'm not really sure how you play this..
>>3699742
Well done Chen! You have earned your summer break.
>he kneels down and hands you a 10 dollar bill
Have some spending money
>>3699754
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>3699770
>>3699770
「So I already lost when he brought the gun with himself? How disappointing, but not surprising at all.」
>>3699770
...
>>3699742
I'm not sure, *do* you know me? I think I would remember meeting someone with ears like yours.
