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>>3696280
Re-class
Palmtop Tiger
>>3696279
The first part is very far from the truth, I can guarantee you that.
>>3696280
Seth Rollins
>>3696280
Eggman-kun
Misato
>>3696341
Nedry
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zvf5XiB.jpg "[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg")
houkie Shinonono
>>3696341
Rika
>>3696308 (Makoto)
What's stopping us from eating on top of the tank? It's perfectly flat and wide.
>>3696361
Tell me your secrets
Sanae
Monkey Penny
Hotarou
Admiral Hyman Rickover
>>3696348
Furry porn isn't here today sadly...
*sigh*
>>3696375
No.
>>3696280
Haise Sasaki.
Squid Girl
Bob Barker
>>3696386
That reminds me, they said they'd be gone for 3 days, might be the first or second day of that
>>3696361
Come back and add me on steam
>waits for the games to start
>>3696367
If it makes any difference I've always thought you were one of the best players/hosters around. I am quite happy that you're back.
one more
>>3696402
>cums on face
>>3696409
Clippy
I require cute boat noises
>>3696396
Yes I know...
>>3696399
I've said my reasons for removing people before. Usually it's cause I just don't talk to you enough anymore so I remove you cause we don't talk anyways.
>>3696394
>>3696221 (Alucard)
W-well.. I-if you're telling the truth.. A-and from what I have seen you're very powerful.. D-do any of the ten sages know about you..?
>>3696394
>.jpg.png
>>3696374
Because! Then you wouldn't be learning anything or opening up at all!
We're friends, and friends should help friends!
S-So, I'm helping you become less shy!
>>3696402
Quit lazing around.
More importantly, who's the fuck that shot my damn phone?!
>>3696413
>punches your face
>>3696419
Permission granted
>>3696419
>cute butt noises
>>3696437
>cums on knuckle's knuckles
>>3696430
>
>>3696433
>that's right ~de geso
>>3696419
Zooooooooom!
>Zooms past thread
>read up on child psychology
>go to orphanage
>adopt cutest looking child
>move to Germany
>buy lands innawoods
>build dream house
>raise kid to be the perfect waifu
>go crazy and kill my myself
Thoughts HG?
iiya please host
>>3696419
https://youtu.be/JFhqe-tdARg
Skip to 00:57
>>3696435
You're lucky I'm even offering that much.
>>3696455
You again?
>>3696456
>go crazy and kill my myself
That would be a bad idea
>>3696436
Who should I know? I don't even know what it looks like!
>>3696452
>punches your Knuckle's Knuckles
Wait, no, that's not right...
>>3696456
But if you're dead, how are you here?
>>3696249 (Rammy)
Yeah but you owe me one for that..
Dangans > boats
>>3696454
>>3696456
If you're gonna kill yourself, then do it before you adopt a child instead of putting it through that, retard,
>>3696456
Psychotic.
I love it.
>>3696402
>Stretches
>>3696479
Fine by me.
>>3696479
Let's go.
>inb4 copypasta spam
>>3696479
Man, look at our glasses! Aren't they cool?
>>3696483
Everything > boats
>>3696489
What are you standing around for!? The game's starting!
>>3696472
You don't know what a phone looks like?
>>3696479
Yeah, yeah, can we start already?
Cut the bullshit too, I'm already pissed off enough.
>read up on child psychology
>go to orphanage
>adopt cutest looking child
>move to Germany
>buy lands innawoods
>build dream house>>raise kid to be the perfect waifu
>go crazy and kill my myself
Thoughts HG?
As I have feared, I have to leave at this moment. Notify the host that he can give away my sporlt.
>>3696297
I will tell you more about us in our next encounter.
>>3696308
Dare? Win this match. Good luck.
>>3696477
Would I not also owe you for this one. Whatever. I have to leave.
>>3696456
That's an incredibly stupid idea. Child psychology won't even help you that far. You'd have to observing a child's raising for that to even work.
Besides that there isn't any way to make a child perfect. On top of that there's always a background check and there has to be a motherly figure in the case as well, solely due to the fact that one parent adoptions aren't allowed.
None other than that. Germany is shit, you're better off in Norway or Canada for that matter. Killing yourself is a good idea if this is your thought process. Make it fast and quick and slit those wrists.
>>3696493
>Stabs Vraeth in the shoulder
>>3696466
Alright, fine.
On the ground, next to the tank.
>>3696516
Alright, will do!
See you, Rammy!
>>3696479
>>3696516
I believe she wished to forfeit her spot.
>>3696511
3/5 needs guns and the burning of orphanage
>>3696510
I know what a phone looks like! I said I don't know what YOUR phone looks like!
>>3696479
Continue.
>>3696498
I mean, mine are.
>>3696471
Why?
>>3696472
The events have yet to happen.
>>3696486
It would be many many many years later that I kill myself you fool.
>>3696484
Quit it already ~de geso.
>>3696516
Alright Rammy... Farewell, I hope you have a good night.
>>3696516
Farewell then Ramlethal. I might as well rest after this match as well.
>>3696506
Normally I JUST stand 'round until the games start, figured I'd at least warm myself up.
>>3696516
Seeya 'round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wh2HgBRRPs
Lets get this game started.
>>3696533
I'm looking for a phone that got a bullet punched through it, is it really that fucking hard?
>>3696479
Looks good, deny the swap.
>>3696556
>>3696540
Never!
>read up on child psychology
>go to orphanage
>adopt cutest looking child
>move to Germany
>buy lands innawoods
>build dream house
>raise kid to be the perfect RPer
>he picks a monochrome trap as his main ava
>go crazy and kill my myself
Thoughts HG?
>>3696538
Doesn't matter how many years later, you shouldn't adopt a kid only to traumatize it later by killing yourself. If you raise it to be the perfect waifu, I'd imagine it would be pretty torn if you committed suicide instead of dying of natural causes.
>>3696556
>She'd been drooling on the wrestler's shirt all night.
>>3696556
HEY! DID YOU NOT HEAR ME, YOU SHIT!?
I SAID CUT THE SHIT! DON'T HOST IF YOU'RE GONNA PULL SHIT LIKE THAT!
YOU WANNA SEE WHAT SPACE PRISON LOOKS LIKE?
>>3696370
>Pets.
. . .
>>3696556
Good thing I took those shades with me. Such a dreadful sight can make one blind.
>>3696525
>She simply sports a glare
Pushing it. But as long as I can reach out and touch it, it's fine.
>>3696384
>>3696538
Oh, OK.
>>3696550
Well you better hope that works then.
>>3696556
>Glides across the arena
>>3696558
Sorry, I haven't seen it.
But if I find it, I'll give it to you, alright?
And already with have people resorting to overkill-
>>3696573
None of this is actually going to happen you... you double fool.
>>3696556
Good mornink..... ~de geso!?!
>>3696570
I already asked nicely. I'm not goink to let you keep doink this ~de geso.
>>3696602
Alright, I'm all set.
Now let's see what over here....
>>3696596
Eh, never really bothered doing any exercises, figured I might as well try, y'know?
>>3696602
Cheers.
>>3696588
Yes!
My JOB as your friend is to push it!
>She does a backflip off the edge of the tank, out of sight.
>>3696617
>Smoochies
>>3696579
>>3696617
Are you going to force me to submit?
>>3696602
What makes this machete a war machete? It looks normal to me.
>>3696602
Grimes I thought you could handle your alcohol.
>>3696631
You're using it for war
>>3696596
I don't care about the phone, I got a spare. I wanna know the name of the little shit who broke it.
>>3696616
>Implying
Don't doubt autism.
>>3696621
You look like you need it.
>>3696641
One drink can't be too much harm...
>>3696641
I got a light man, no worries
>>3696647
Well I didn't see it get shot.
>>3696627
>Continues to pet her without saying anything, save for a yawn.
>being this late on a friday night
shiiiieeeet.
>>3696641
This piggy looks quite plump.
>>3696626
>Pushes away with tentacles.
Don't you even squidding start ~de geso!
>>3696630
Stop makink it sound weird ~de geso!!!
>>3696623
>She rolls her eyes, briefly ducking in to her tank and procuring a can, before climbing out and walking up to the edge of it
>>3696641
I don't pray.
>>3696641
Did anyone I care for die?... Doesn't look like it.
>>3696643
That doesn't make it a war machete!
I GOT A CANDLEEEEEE
>>3696666
Well then you're not of any use to me, fuzzball.
>>3696680
All machetes can be war machetes, you need to use them for war
>>3696651
...Mind clarifin' that?
>>3696686
You no touch
>>3696677
>Zooms away
>>3696686
>Takes candle while zooming away
>>3696631
Its much sharper then it looks. A war machete in good nick can easily serrate tendons,to the point amputation is needed.
A good warrior with it could eviscerate many with one. I don't want to think of what i've seen it do.
>>3696690
>pulls on rope
>>3696667
>>3696690
Well then go ask someone else.
>>3696695
You're not exactly that I'd call athletic looking.
>>3696698
This will do, for now anyways.
>>3696677
What's so weird about it?
Sunset > Your Waifu
>>3696693
It's still a regular machete, think abou axes, a regular axe is different from a war axe, you can take a regular axe to war, but that doesn't make it a war axe.
>>3696698
Well, it's fucking useless agains flowers.
>>3696730
I don't even have a waifu you fool
there is no god
>>3696702
Do you fucking mind!?
>>3696724
You were the first one I saw, you shit.
>>3696730
>character is derived from a children's show
i believe not.
>>3696730
What if Sunset is my waifu?
>inb4 spike
>>3696698
Heh. Mining for food is fun.
>>3696730
False to the nth degree
>>3696678
>She'd already gotten a blanket all set out, sitting across from the tank and giving you a spot to lean against the vehicle. It'd seem that she had a basket furled up in her fluffy tail the whole time. She pulls out what looks like a casserole and sets it in the middle of the blanket.
Hehe.. I think you'll like it!
Like I said, I got some personal cooking lessons from a demon!
>>3696730
A FUCKING HORSE
>>3696730
Yeah, well, she's mine. Get your own.
>>3696696
>>3696697
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!
>>3696747
Well a Lungflower ain't no ordinary flower.
It's a man eater the size of a house.
>>3696730
But My wife was perfect
>>3696755
Like I said; as someone else then, because o don't know anything.
>>3696755
>pulls tight
>>3696725
...I'm not explainink that ~de geso.
>>3696724
Oh, really? Ya can't even see my arms for th'jacket. I am sorta an ex-farmer that's taken a nomadic lifestyle, with a bit'a magic augmentin' what I already got at that.
>>3696698
This aint so bad.
>>3696712
How are you today? I'm sorry for the cold greeting, I've been thinking about something all day.. But are you off to bed already?
>>3696786
This is boring.
>>3696797
Tell me!
>>3696747
But machetes aren't axes. There isn't like, a defined thing as a war machete. There are ones manufactured for military use, but they're still just called machetes.
>>3696771
...I could go without the "demon" thing being mentioned.
>>3696812
>>3696786
And a super sharp "war" machete should sill be able to cut through it.
>>3696812
Whatcha been thinking about, buddy?
>>3696807
I don't need to be able to see your arms to tell you couldn't break a rock no matter who hard you tried.
>>3696821
I said no ~de geso!
>>3696816
Maybe but you need the rest every night, trust me.
I guess I'll take this time now that I'm no longer in the match.
I'm going to return home and rest for the time being. I hope that you all have a fine evening until you find rest as well. Until the wheels of fate have our paths cross again. Good night.
>read up on child psychology
>go to orphanage
>adopt cutest looking child
>move to Germany
>buy lands innawoods
>build dream house
>raise kid to be the perfect RPer
>he picks a monochrome trap as his main ava
>go crazy and kill my myself
Thoughts HG?
>>3696822
^
Plus machetes are quite versatile, depending on how you sharpen it it can have different uses
>>3696788
Well hey, you said it, not me.
>>3696790
T-THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
YOU TRYING TO GET SHOT? 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!
>>3696833
I suppose that's a yes? Well goodnight then, I hope you rest well..
>>3696844
Please!?
>>3696822
Then war machetes are just regular machetes, why add the "war" to them? They aren't special.
>>3696829
Well, she was like.. A cooking demon! A food demon!
S-So, that means she must be pretty good at it, right? I learned from somebody really good.
>She sets a fork, knife, napkin, and a paper plate in front of you, and scoops a decent amount of food onto it. Instead of getting herself a plate, she just picks up the entire thing and digs her fork into it.
Guess what it's got in it!
>>3696851
Goodnight, Rachel!
>>3696847
Stupid penguin!
>>3696857
Then why are you still talking to me?
Get last you green freak!
>>3696511
What do you want in Germany? Merkel ruined this country.
>>3696841
>She grins, pulling the sleeve of her jacket back and flexing for just a moment
I dunno about that, I'm pretty dang strong. 'Sides who needs 'ta break it physically? Geomancy's awful useful.
>>3696851
Seeya 'round, lady.
>>3696847
Ow, ow, owowow.
>>3696839
Nothing too important, don't worry about it... How are you today?
>>3696867
I said no ~de geso.
>>3696886
ABSOLUTELY NOT ~DE GESO!!!!
>>3696869
I'm not the one who called it a war machete, but you could do that with many items. X can be called a war X when used in war.
>>3696857
You can't shoot me if you're all bound up.
>>3696873
>She reluctantly sits down, setting the can next to her
...I'm gonna guess nuts?
>>3696847
HAHAHA, now this is more like it! Rikako would've loved this!
>>3696847
Mining for only the best dirt. Not sure how I'm gonna get it back to Sipsco for processing though.
>>3696899
Can l get a war couch?
With a war coffee table and a war tv
There should be an event where there's only samefag ships
>>3696879
I already got last because of this bullshit fucking host and now there's nothing to do.
>>3696900
Ohhhh, you wanna fucking bet, you little shit?
>>3696887
But can you shatter diamonds?
>>3696897
But you've been thinking about it that much! It must be a little important at least. I'm doing alright. Sister and her wife are in town for her friend's wedding this weekend, slept last night, pretty good.
>>3696910
H-How'd you know?!
You haven't even tasted it!
>She drops her voice to a whisper and cups her hands around her mouth.
Can you also read minds?
>>3696834
It can. Just don't expect to be able to kill that thing in one hit.
You ever tried breaking a house with a hammer. It's doable but not if youre being attacked.
>>3696869
Because it's so hard for these ones to dull they can last entire wars. And every time my people fought in wars, we used them. Its Iconic.
>>3696847
Another night, another moment of rest.
>>3696886
>>3696898
>kissu
>>3696924
>pulls rope tighter
>adds additional rope
>>3696730
>no fur
die, she isnt my waifu
>>3696931
You're a squirrel.
>>3696933
Aw, crap....
>>3696924
You know what I meant!
Go on, shoo!
>>3696933
Anything to get this girl away from me!
>>3696899
Anything? So if I take a lamp to war it becomes a war lamp?
>>3696927
Er, if I was angry enough, maybe? I can already manage it with my crystals.
>>3696942
>>3696930
Haha, I think about a lot of things that much... Like ice cream.. But that sounds fun, has it been fun..?
>>3696923
That's every prom
Now you people are really starting to get your hands bloody.
>>3696976
I regret...
nothing......
>>3696958
Th-That's kind of offensive, Rika.
>She shovels a huge bite of casserole into her mouth.
Hm a bhhshtkhn, sho h'm hnly phhrt sckhhrl.
>>3696948
>Bites through rope.
>>3696959
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I've got better things to do.
>>3696958
THATS RACIST
>>3696971
Maybe isn't good enough.
>>3696996
These guys are nothing!
>>3697006
THEN LEAVE!
>>3696997
>Runs away.
>>3696996
No, not you Bob Baker!
>>3696969
>Neat numbers
It's more when a common tool becomes repurposed or redesigned specifically for combat. Take a scythe, compared 'ta a war scythe, for example.
>>3696996
Outta th'way!
>>3697021
Well, it's not like I've bothered tryin', y'know.
>>3696996
Misato seems to have a knack for poison.
>>3697023
>grabs
>>3697001
>>3697020
>>3697030
I mean, plus, you sorta made it clear how much you liked them in the past.
>She awkwardly takes a utensil and pokes at the food
>pokes
>>3697049
Do I need to get Al Sharpton up in here?
>>3697032
Then maybe you should start.
>>3697039
I'm bored! Give me something better to do!
>>3697039
Rip to you dead bastards, hope I don't join you
>>3697023
>dies happily
>>3697006
oh fuck
>flees
>>3697041
What the squid are you doink ~de geso!?
After this feast we will be down to 8
>>3697061
I will bite you. Hard.
>>3697049
I guess that makes sense..
So, taste it! I wanna see if I did a good job!
>>3697030
Sweet, I'm taking everything in my room to war and I'll turn it into a war room.
>>3697032
>I didn't even notice
What about things that aren't used in combat?
>>3697061
Stop that.
>>3697076
I'm not hungry.
>>3697086
But you can't fight in there, it's the war room!
>>3697071
Yeah, you better run. Worthless shit.
Hey...
>>3697076
Did I jinx myself?
>>3697030
Anyone else went with them? Or was it just them?
>>3697076
Is-
Is that a Battering Ram ?!!
>>3697103
Sup
>>3697083
>She hesitantly takes a bite
>>3697064
Who?
>>3697117
What was that loud noise!?
>>3697103
Hug me
>>3697116
The wedding is tomorrow. They'll be going with my parents, get the house to myself for a few hours at the very least. Always nice.
>>3697061
Could ya not?
>>3697065
How come? Not like I need it, I got more'n enough physical strength as-is, I'd prefer honin' my magic.
>>3697076
That was my first spell card, too....
>>3697086
What sorts'a things? It's really a sorta case-by-case thing.
>>3697117
Oh gods-
>>3697117
Honestly I don't remember....
Black people can't be racist.
>>3697120
So?
So?
>She takes another big bite.
Sho?
>>3697103
>Resists urge to hug.
Hello Kine-kun, how are you today?
>>3697117
Rooting for Weegee
>>3697146
Women can't be sexist
>>3697140
Enough is never enough!
>>3697147
You should stop talking with your mouth full.
It's ruining your cute image.
Place your bets.
Knuckles vs Weegee vs Makoto
I really don't know how you can get so used to this killing-
>>3697147
>She remains silent, trying to get a feel for the taste
>>3697119
Don't burn down forests
>>3697127
forgot the h in the backwards hey, idiot
>>3697135
fuck off wierdo
>>3697149
Hi, I'm fine I guess
>>3697174
I hope it's me, but this arena can be unfair.
>>3697165
I've got raw power in excess, it's finesse that I need, is all.
>>3697191
...
>>3697192
Maybe you should have rolled a higher Dex score?
you know what they say about a dead man's gamble.
I'm actually having a blast writing these events.
>>3697139
Those moments are rare for me ever since Tracksuit moved in, but that's not so bad, he's pretty entertaining at times.
>>3697185
That's always good to hear from you Kine-kun, but... Can I really not hug you anymore?
>>3697192
Suit yourself.
>>3697207
>>3697169
>She swallows and looks over at the Anon, ears flicking curiously.
Huh?
What's wrong with talking?
>>3697178
>She bunches up her hands in anticipation, leaning towards you.
C'mon!
How is it??
>>3697207
Ah! No!
I was so close!
>>3697185
I chop them down of course! While replanting the trees. So I can eventually chop those down as well.
>>3697210
Subaru moved in with you? That's a hell of a thing. How much is rent?
>>3697218
While eating, some of the food falls out of your mouth while you talk and eat at the same time.
>>3697192
I love you Aussa.
>>3697207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beNfj2tlQ1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDflVhOpS4E
>>3697217
Misato... that was rather horrifying.
