TF2G
Shitposting General
http://vocaroo.com/i/s158ClvQUZEz
no one wants these threads anymore
let trash fortress 2 rest in peace
i want these threads
i kinda want these threads too but when you consider there is only one or two new posts every hour you just gotta let it go
maybe when there is an update, there will be more attention on the /vg/ thread and some of the shitposters will come back here too
>thread so dead even the "dotsy isn't cute" poster stopped posting
Dotsy is cute! Cute!
i hope dotsy die
FUCKING HELL I FUCKED UP MY SHITPOST UGHHHHHH
dsfargeg
post more, im bored
wpuld you fuck this?
would you fuck dotsy
id fuck a hole ind the ground DESU
i would fuck the gruond
but not dotsy
dotsy isn't cute
420 blaze it
post your actual butt
>>3696171
your balls didn't drop yet
hot
>when someone sends me nudes and videos without me having to send them any
best feel
slumber killed by rays of the new red sun arising
i saw a good comment on a reddit ripoff
>Also, humans prioritize and are sensitive to visual input more than sound to a large degree.
>I'm sure dogmen would have excellent audio systems and have perfected HD smell-o-vision alongside black and white VGA monitors.
this m********s episode reminded me of it
the video is decent quality but the audio is so bad it hurts to listen to
>>3705538
what
>>3705620
>this m********s episode reminded me of it
what? you retard
>>3705630
>retard
stopped reading there
please be civil
he IS a retard tho
i meant i was watching an episode of some stupid tv show i pirated
the audio quality sucked while the video was ok and it reminded me of the comment
"do you understand that" -soldier
>>3705805
why did you add asterisks to the shows name though retard
>>3705890
i didnt want to post it
>>3705933
why not?
>>3705958
it reminds me of ~viral marketing~
i see it on reddit all the time
i might be just imagining it though but i still dont like seeing names of brands and shows and stuff
>>3706053
hello dotsy
>>3706185
i am not her
>her
girls can be faggots too!
dotsy is p cute to be honest
>>3706819
what
>>3706819
what
>>3706819
what
>>3706819
what
>>3708003
what
<videogames> what
I want to be dotsy too!
i wanna be inside dotsy
how
:s
I wish I was dead.
i wish you were alive
*gives your corpse mouth-to-mouth resuscitation*
>//<
That would be necrophilia.
oh
Yes.
i see
Indeedy.
hm
i want to FUCK dotsy' tight vagoo
>tfw your pc is so shit that tf2 wont launch
i wanna die or something
nvm i dont wanna die anymore wooo
awoo
i dont want to talk to you, youre weird
i do
*talks to you*
saying *talks to you* doesnt count as talking to someone
i think it is a bit rude
im sorry
you guys are worthless if à dont post
im owrthless
what is this meme
>you
>guy
:x
no seriously i would talk to someone if they talked back
id
what are you wearing rite now
what overwatch heroes would tf2gs be if they were ow heroes
clothes
u?
a shirt with cows on it and boxer briefs
lying in my bed and stretching my back while typing to you on my phone
oh
im eating a hamburger which i put too much hot sauce on in front of my computer
what do i do when too much hot sauce
you lick it all up first, then wait a little
thanks it worked
Why would you put hot sauce on a burger? Hot sauce doesn't belong there, you silly.
yes it does shut the fuck up
oh SHIT im fugged
who fugged you
me
I think i would be dva because i am asian and i play videogames
>Former StarCraft competitive player
>Got drafted into the military and is now it's top mech pilot because she has so much vidya experience
>Age 19(16 when drafted)
I hate games that take themselves too seriously.
my tf2gfu said he opposite of hates me
Oh
I don't pay much attention to the lore or the game itself even
Pay attention to me.
>>3716591
*Pays you 30 attention*
>>3716655
Thanks.
Do you know of any stores where i can spend Attention?
give it to me
Ha, no.
This is my Attention.
Maybe if you asked nicely I would share some.
>>3710373
that wasn't even me dude
here's my attention giving stick
be careful it is fully charged
*sucks on your stick*
Yum!
Mind releasing all that built-up pressure from the stick for me?
i need a cuddle
i need like a long fucking cuddle and a dick in my ass
is this dotsy
no that's some anime girl you idiot
oh
then is this dotsy
unf
i would totally suck that dick
full homo
I don't like it when artists give characters grossly exaggerated features like that. I mean, Nonon is pretty small, why would you give her monstertits?
because everyone in the internet is a horny teenager
or just horny
who wants to erp?
i'll play blu sniper someone wanna play red scout ?
i'll start
>pew
>full charge machina shot
>headshots read scout
>"that'll slow ya down, ya spastic little gremlin!"
FUCKING LUCKY SON OF A BITCH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*rage quits*
ill be the red scout, dont listen to the other retard
>*death gurgle*
[spoiler]how was it[/spoiler]
too late bitch i'm the red scout and i already ended this dumb erp
fuck off you fucking retard
new erp
im the blu medic, someone else be the blu heavy
>"Zere is a sentry ahead!"
>"I am Fully charged!"
>"Oh, darn dag-nabbit!"
*grabs sandvich*
*crouches*
*x5*
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
pootis- OM NOM NOM
*dances*
*gets headshot*
*rages about tryhards in chat*
new erp
i'm the scout from team fortress 2
*frags u*
end of the erp
you guys are so funny
you all deserve my dick in your ass
ps i meant that as a compliment
dont die now
>25°C
i HATE it
>>3725301
that isn't even hot you fucking wuss
>>3725338
maybe if you live in brazil
>>3725352
nah, america
fuck off human
my tf2gfu said he lives in the desert
i want to fuck human's sweaty body, the heat and horniness making him a slippery hot mess who can only think about one orgasm after another
thats disgusting
anything above 23 degrees is also disgusting
i hate the summer
i dont want a holiday in the sun
>>3726751
>anything above 23 degrees is also disgusting
what lol
do you mean celsius
yes
fahrenheit doesnt make any sense in terms of measuring heat
measure me
*puts dick in your ass*
well that hole is at least 17cm deep
holes go all the way out the mouth dumb dumb
its your fault you dont have a dick flexible or long enough
>>>/vg/
And stay there you shitters.
We don't need another spammy general polluting the catalog
*puts horse dick down your throat*
*fucks your asshole*
*cums at the same time with the horse*
naisu
>>3726990
but they ban us there
what is your favorite class i like the scout though i used to main soldier, pyro and sniper before
i like landing sick pill shots on dumb scouts and soldiers and making scrubs cry because they were too dumb to walk into a trap
*is too dumb to walk into human*
test
did it work
work me
*massages your shoulder*
am i working you
blech
i just did 58 push ups
(im doing http://hundredpushups.com/week6.html)
>tfw practice mode
>>3727947
I only go against bots because every time I start up TF2, I get horrendous FPS for a couple of rounds.
>>3726990
nah, this is the only cool offboard general here other than maybe the zootopia one since it's furshit
i couldnt sleep very well last night
i couldnt stop thinking about cute boys
i want to KILL cute boys
tfw nobody will get to enjoy me and fuck me while i'm still cute
>while i'm still cute
are you receiving chemotherapy
post a pic so we can at least imagine it
how the fuck does that work
post your cute little body
but if i post it then there will be no room for imagination
you are NOT me
and i mean that right now i'm a tiny little twink kiddo and any time soon i will grow up and i might not be as cute
i don't wanna post a pic honestly, sorry
underageb$
b%
you have to be proactive and find people that want to put it in your butt before you stop being cute
theyre not going to find you unless you put yourself out there
sent ;)
0 degrees fahrenheit is the extreme lowest that humans can feel comfortable in
100 degrees is the highest
Celsius measures water's freezing point and boiling point, but no one ever experiences boiling temperatures and it gets below 0 degrees sometimes and still doesn't snow or freeze outside, or it snows at like 3 degrees above freezing
It doesn't mean anything to most humans
Humans are highly adaptable creatures. If they can feel comfortable at zero, they can definitely feel comfortable above 100, is that just a number you pulled out of your ass? It regularly gets above 100 during the summers here, and during the winters it rarely goes below the 30s. Temperate climates are truly the best for humans, but that doesn't mean it's all we can live in.
>>3734998
>0 degrees fahrenheit is the lowest humans can feel comfortably in
so anyone living above 0 degrees will be completely comfortable?
what about people that feel comfortable below 0 degrees?
also, its based on the MELTING POINT of a BRINE SOLUTION made of equal parts of salt and water
i don't know if this could get any more inconsistent
meanwhile, celsius is based on water melting and boiling points
buying bf
if you don't reply to this post i will not post butt
>>3736279
reply
i changed my mind
have 2d butt instead
What anime should I watch?
depends what kind
what kind
>>3736742
Mirai Nikki
>>3736848
I've already watched that.
I don't know what I want to watch but I want to watch something unique, maybe.
>>3737155
Mononoke
Eureka 7
Kara no Kyoukai
Princess Tutu
Revolutionary Girl Utena
>>3737155
i dont know any unique animes so im just going to post my to-watch list
jojo's bizarre adventure
witch craft works
space dandy
tokyo ghoul
shirobako
higurashi no nako koro ni
elfen lied
spice & wolf
hataraku maou-sama
Mikakunin de Shinkoukei
some animes i start and then stop and never touch again so sometimes its a hit and miss
>>3737530
Do no watch Jojo if you're not already a fan of the manga. Seriously, the anime is mediocre, the manga is so much more charming. I still haven't finished s1 of Space Dandy, but what I did watch was alright, though Bones cannot into sequels, so I'll probably never even bother with s2. Tokyo Ghoul is edgy shit, so is Elfen Lied. Elfen Lied was one of the first anime I watched, though, so I have a soft spot for it. Maou-sama got too serious for me and I dropped it after like 7 episodes. Haven't watched the rest, though Spice & Wolf is a classic and I'll probably get on that after I finish Macross. I do the same thing with starting anime and never finishing them as well, same with games, not with books, though.
post bellies
i like bellies that are big and soft
dotsy isn't cute
>>3736742
Tomato !
>>3739116
this
honestly I was hoping somebody would repost my gross belly because I deleted the pics
>>3740641
you should take more pics and post them because i want to see
I just ate like 3 squares of toilet paper
Ask me anything
Toilet paper is nasty. Also, that girl probably photoshopped her stretch marks out.
Girls are nasty. Also, the toilet paper I ate probably photoshopped its stretch marks out.
>>3740978
okay here's one i took with the other two but didn't post because it was even shittier
>>3742178
oh yeah and it's upside down too for extra fun
thats not very cute
i wish i hadn't asked
s-sorry
i assumed you knew i meant gross belly pics
>>3742883
you're worse than him probably human
i'm not human, what, human is the only one that can humanpost? i think the not replying thing is really funny
also, i should have known because i saw your earlier pics. sorry for being mean.
im not cute
wah!
*awoos*
*PETS you*
-w-
i am the sniper !
*snipes you*
wanker !
*is headshot*
*jerks it in critical condition*
should i buy this game?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/214870
why not, it's not expensive and it is somewhat a classic
i did it
do you like it
.. you haven't played it yet, have you
i did
its pretty fun
i didnt find a single secret though
oh, cool
wah!
um
I WANNA EAT YOUR BABIES
i would appreciate if you didnt do that
*does that&
Jokes on you! I can't have any babies!
I don't think I can either, but then again, I haven't tried and I have no intention to.
dotsy isn't cute
am i cute
i dont know
if you are that picture you arent very cute
who sent baby
WHO SENT BABY???
wah!
i want to die alone together with my tf2gfu
i want to be your tf2gfu
but i already have one
*sads*
who are you
oh
I need help just made a thread on /r/ and I can't delete it I don't want to get banned please help >>>/r/14613797
just say sorry and sage your post and it might be overlooked
>>3767022
Sage?
i want to BULLY human
I want to HUG human!
i want to make human cry then comfort him
>>>/fit/37717155
discuss
fat is cute!
^^^this
also those threads are almost as pathetic as drama threads imo
none of the pics in it are cute though
Hey! I'm in that thread. It's mostly former and recovering fatties picking on other fatties in order to feel better about themselves.
fat is not cute
please dont be fat
am i fat
I can agree with that one. Being fat is pretty gross. Type II Diabetes isn't cute.
being fat can totally be cute but 99% of people can't pull it off and look like walking melted cheese
what is your weight, height, gender and how often do you exercise
im not sure
~140lbs, 5'11, male, unless you count walking a lot never
you probably know that yourself, but you are deliciously thin my friend
nah i'm pretty chubby
i just have literally no muscle mass
You are basically what /fit/ calls a skinnyfat, then.
okay
skinnyfat is cute desu
i wouldnt mind it at all if my bf was skinnyfat
Skinnyfat is fine, it's actual fatties I can't stand. Especially the gross ones who make zero effort to better themselves and whine about how expensive it is to eat healthy while gorging themselves on junk food and XL McDicks frosties.
>less thicc
>better
"no"
>>3769958
please get rid of that disgusting fetish
why do you have such a disgusting fetish
my dicc demands thicc
oh shit i was so mad i replied
