Zootopia Thread: Comfy Edition
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Booru = zoo.booru.org
Archive = ztarchive.com
Thematic Thursdays = strawpoll.me/10574349
>>3693435
and you even got the links.
predplay
I still can't believe Gid Cucks Bonnie anon is fucking dead.
>>3693474
>gote judy
>>3693456
Oh shit, is that for sale?
Finnick
>>3693489
no, I'm holding onto it for sentimental reasons, sorry
Pastor must come to an end
>>3693508
Time for another thrilling episode of "/trash/ literally can't stop jerking off over their date rape drug"
I can't believe Comic Anon is fucking dead
http://www.strawpoll.me/10580006
Let's settle this.
What's all this Pastor stuff? I've been gone a while.
>>3693533
Doesn't Weaver already have a canon gender for Avo and just hasn't revealed it yet?
>>3693435
Wonder what T-Rex does on his days off... comfy couch time or EXTREME DEATH DEFYING SPORTS?! Probably something comfy...
>>3693508
Finnick begrudginly calling Nick daddy while sitting in Nicks lap and shuddering as the bigger fox works his stiff little fennec dick.
>>3693436
>implying otter rape would be unpleasant for anyone but seals
>>3693543
It's just the flavor of the week.
>>3693543
Anti-night howler. Actual effects vary depend on who's writing it: domestication, generic blissed-out suggestiveness, date rate roofie, mind-break, mega-weed, etc.
>>3693533
If avo is determined to be female, is avo gay
>>3693564
That's interesting. I'm guessing there's a lot of content for this now? Because I could see this becoming a fetish.
>>3693553
Read Racist Literature and go around beating up Foxes, Wildcats, Ferrets, and Stoats.
He's kicked the shit out of Marty for years and everyone just assumes Marty deserves it.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16555144
Reichstagsbrand Chapter 3 is up!
>>3693554
Yes, this makes Daddy very happy.
>>3693589
Oh, you sweet summer child.
There's so very much Pastor content, and it is very much a fetish. Like 1/6 of the thread wants to be pastored.
>>3693120
Damn, VRbun, you're really laying onto me with a fine tipped comb on a bunch of these word choices! But then it's fair and I can take it!
I'm glad that you enjoyed this a lot. This was a one-shot that I really put a lot emotionally into.
As for the reference, I do recommend that you read the Margaret Peterson Haddix's 'Shadow Children' stuff-- because it's pretty excellent.
>>3693533
We don't get to decide that.
>>3693610
Recommend any fics or comics? Maybe some links if you're feeling friendly?
no cute beyond this point
>>3693553
Turns out he's a surprisingly good saxophone player and frequents open-mic bars in his free time
I dug the idea of Nick and Gazelle dating in highschool, so following the attempts to draw teen Gazelle, I decided to give a go to highschool Nick, better known "come back here, you little shit" at the time.
Question to actual drawfriends - how do I improve picrelated? Thanks a lot in advance.
>>3693641
cute
also awoo
>>3693644
Saxy badger sounds super cute actually!
>>3693658
awooo
>>3693658
awooooo
>>3693684
awoo
REMEMBER!
Friends don't let friends get involved in dangerous activities!
Be safe, sane, and consensual!
vintage judy when
So, I'm curious:
What animal in zootopia has the most sought-after cum? Most delicious is a factor, but perhaps there's something to be said for quantity, too.
>>3693521
How efficient does someone carry out actions while on Pastor? Could you turn an officeworker into the Terminator?
>>3692978
I really don't think that's wise. I've never really done drugs before, very strict parents.
>>3693010
I'm sure there are worse scenarios. But yeah, sure, I'll talk to them tomorrow, after work. I think I need to figure out what I'm going to say so I'm not stumbling all over my words.
Later, thread, I need some time alone.
>>3693675
Yeah, "Among The Hidden" is one of the best young-adult type things I've ever read.
I wouldn't have thought of "Theirs & Ours" without that great influence.
i forgot to save the sai file
RIP
>>3693658
>>3693684
>>3693696
>>3693700
Sirs, I'm gonna have to ask you to cease your awooing at once, you're causing a public disturbance
>>3693754
>I need some time alone.
>>3693530
I was just named a Sentinel and a Patron, and now I'm dead... I guess that means I can at least be put into the Saint running?
>>3693623
Vocabulary is super tough, but necessary for writing. Its all about being better!
And I definitely sensed the emotion! You captured quite the impression with your writing!
Never heard of Haddix before, but I'll download Shadow Children now!
>>3693745
That's part of the issue, pastor strips you of all your free.
>>3693754
Best of luck Beaver.
Hope things go well for you, you silly.
All this talk of Pastor, and here I am WAY more interested in reading a ZPD drug lab bust fic than daterape/sex slave fics
>>3693736
I will always be a fan of horsecocks, plus with the quantity thing I feel they would be in high demand for "shower" parties in little Rodentia.
>>3693601
from one writefag to another, when is shilling too much? I feel like I'm spamming if I post my work twice in one day. I'm not telling you not to post, I'm honestly asking, where's the limit? Should I just post until people tell me it's annoying and stop? Or is there a self-imposed cap?
>>3693741
Like pic related? Or do you want that I make another one like this >>3693713
>>3693761
boop
>>3693745
See, the willingness would be there but the capacity would vary.
You tell a wolf to punch through a windshield and he'd have the force to do that from his own inner strength (though it would fuck up his arm).
Ask a weasel, and he'll try but just break his arm, probably, and that's that.
Also, it makes you less intelligent since you can't think of your feet-- it's an obedience thing.
>>3693754
>I really don't think that's wise. I've never really done drugs before, very strict parents.
that is like the exact reason to do drugs
>>3693785
Please don't give me ideas for Savage+Savage, Chapter 2.5. I have enough on my plate as is.
>>3693759
I'm sure Alec won't mind
>>3693800
I'd like a home-made "no awoo" sign, anon
>>3693824
daterape?
>>3693855
Drug bust.
>>3693736
>>3693769
>>3693789
Excuse me? There's being open minded, and then there's the notion that folk actively seek the seminal fluid from a specific species for... reasons?
That honestly seems extremely hard to swallow.
>>3693824
Finish chapter 3 first, damnit Grizz.
>>3693797
I do it once a thread on the day I put out a new chapter, and then down to about once a day for a week after that.
Writing isn't as visible to the thread like art is, so you have to keep shilling to get those views and the even rarer (you)s.
>>3693658
awoooo
>>3693867
No, it's easy to swallow, that's the whole point
>>3693791
This looks like a drawing from Bateman's journal.
>>3693800
>>3693867
Actually, it's relatively easy to swallow, so long as you don't go for a horse's entire load or something.
Next page of Caught is out
>>3693863
a drug bust while under the influence of a daterape drug?
>>3693921
A daterape while under the influence of a drug bust drug?
Wait...
>>3693773
>>3693756
Heh, it's funny, but since your recommendations are mostly technical I'm probably going to actually go ahead and revise 'Theirs And Ours' right now.
I'll put what your read into a Pastebin and add it to the notes on the A03 version.
Only things I guess I'd have to agree to disagree on is... well, first, I do think swinging on a swing and having this swinging back whack you on the neck-- a thing that smarts that sticks in my mind from childhood-- is going to bring you out of your zoned out happy mind. So I want to keep that as it is basically.
Second, with the older female rabbit, I wanted to make it so that he's psychologically kind of adopting her as a mother / big sister. And she's reflexively embracing that role without even questioning it-- basically out of just altruism. That she's that nice.
I'm not sure how to make that more clear, though, without interrupting the short and sweet tone of the piece as is.
>>3693873
you can't tell me what to do, you're not my father
>>3693551
>Doesn't Weaver already have a canon gender for Avo and just hasn't revealed it yet?
I may as well reveal the truth:
Remmy is canon male
Every other Pack Streeter I've introduced so far is female
>>3693867
Everyone has their own tastes, bun. People know what they like to seek out.
Guys... Bernies back...
>>3693918
Hah! I have to say, EWS is really in his wheelhouse with this stuff. Simple humor and cartoony animals suit his style a lot better than big tittied ladies with animal heads.
>>3693853
Like this?
>>3693962
wat
>>3693962
Nooooooo! T-Rexy tell me it ain't so!
>>3693892
>>3693911
Please, guys, you know what I mean. I was kind of asking for it though.
>>3693971
I don't know how you'd even create a culture for such an incredibly narrow topic, and discuss it. Even by our freaky standards.
>>3693989
She's a cop she can't awooo
>>3693962
finally! trans weaver characters!
>>3694011
Everyone has a dark side
>>3693489
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017NSGLY0
>>3693978
I said it once, I'll say it again.
meh. more comic stuff.
>>3694005
Simple. Mammals who like to try everything, such as Gazelle, try everything. Then they compare notes.
>>3693990
that's right it was a harem anime setup all along
>>3693962
I'm... Confused.
Really?
i mean, Avo is a girl which means I guessed right which is pretty cool
but
Charlie? Al? Wolter?
>>3693918
>Can I get a recording
>I was really on my game that day
>>3694037
oh right, well obviously wolter's male
>>3693918
Can anyone edit Judy from the next to last and last panels into a reaction image?
>>3694033
Then they... get the idea to collect semen? What do they do with it? Why collect it?
>>3694051
oh okay
then this is acceptable.
Though it ruins the Big Gay Al meme.
>>3693978
now if only she would go back to making actually funny content
>>3694057
Anon, where did you read about "collecting" it?
We're just talking about whose cum is best cum.
>>3693611
Do you think Nick ever texts Fin when they're not hustling, asking him where he's parked his van? Then as he makes his way over, his messages get more and more explicit, detailing how he wants to run his tongue down Fin's chest and wrap his lips around his knot. They continue up until the point he finally reaches the van, where he's only able to knock on the back doors once before they shoot open and a sweating, needy Finnick grabs his collar and drags him inside. The fennec just standing there glaring at him, his eyes half-lidded with a mix and anger and lust, shorts and underwear scattered on the floor of the van.
naked nick
>The ZPD van rolled up outside the building. It looked like it should've been condemned by now.
>The plan was non-lethal tranq rifles, but the dosage is set for mid to large animals, smaller animals would likely be comatose if they were shot.
>The team got out of the van, the crew consisted of a pointman, two assaulters and a breacher.
>There was no back entrance to the house, so they'd have to go in through the front door.
>The pointman used his camera to look through the lock, it was clear.
>The breacher chambered his breaching slug, the rest of the rounds were bean bags.
>The assaulters took up positions on the side of the door
>The breacher put the barrel of his shotgun to the lock and fired, blowing the lock out and swinging the door open
>>3694011
Anyone can be anything in trash
>>3693951
>Second, with the older female rabbit, I wanted to make it so that he's psychologically kind of adopting her as a mother / big sister. And she's reflexively embracing that role without even questioning it-- basically out of just altruism. That she's that nice.
Ohhhh snap, I did not get that at all!
That makes their interactions make so much more sense in context...
>>3694085
"Sought after" kind of implies you're willing to fuck them just for that, I guess. It's just a really awkward concept.
>>3694005
It's obvious. Like oral? Then there's a whole lot of different kinds of cock out there to explore and taste. Experiment and find your favorite!
>>3694037
All right I'm just fucking with you
What I really meant is that they're all males EXCEPT Remmy and Anneke.
Even Betty.
>>3694005
>fur through eyelids
Christ, man, doesn't that hurt?
>>3694091
hot
>>3694153
I'm okay with this as well.
We still get our Big Gay Al meme, and it guarantees Remmy x Anneke because you don't like gay stuff.
>>3693951
Oh. That makes a lot more sense. It seemed pretty romantic to me and I felt I must've been reading it wrong.
>>3694153
>Reverse trap male harem
I'm surprisingly okay with this.
>>3693989
KEK
>>3694153
Rejoice! Dicks for everyone!
>>3694153
Ah, that makes much more sense.
You know your audience well!
>>3694153
>>3693962
I'm not sure if I believe you. We'll just have to see what happens.
>>3694177
>all males EXCEPT Remmy and Anneke.
Remmy can dick anyone except Anneke, anon.
>>3694177
>Remmy x Anneke
>Both girls
>Not gay
Why isn't there a large Judy plush? The biggest one I've seen is like 15"
>>3694099
This is what I've been wanting. But who is the crew? At least give me species...
Just reposting for the evening crowds opinions.
What sort of extra-curricular activity do you think Calvin should pick up?
>>3694266
safe sex
>>3694266
Judo. Get swole so that Badgerdaddy will respect you.
>>3694266
Obviously low cost dental.
>>3694266
Student Gov! Become a bun that Labjer can respect without breaking any fragile bun bones!
>>3694266
I don't know what SCA is but it has a pic of a sword so that. I hope its larp of some kind...
>>3694266
Honestly, I know that dadger is in judo but even still, I think it would help him build some confidence even if he wasn't there.. If not that, then a nerd such as he would probably wanna play with swords.
>>3694266
Judo. I want to see a bun throw a hippo.
>>3694248
>musk-drunk Femmy
UNF
>>3694317
>Scent stuff of any description
Hnnnn
>>3694266
he should take up badger underwear theft
>>3694293
Society for Creative Animalism.
>>3694153
>even Betty
Nice continuity error, Weaver.
>>3694266
he should get that motorcycle and join a biker gang
or join condom club
in all seriousness, student gov
>>3694331
I think that section, as written, is good, considering I totally missed the context.
If you wanted to be heavy handed, maybe Nick could joke about calling her 'mom', but otherwise it is sweet.
Looking forward to reading the revised edition!
And with that, I'm off to bed, wonderful and magical /ztp/ threads!
I hope you all consider yourselves loved!
>>3694345
Niccccce
>>3694386
Check your privilege
>>3694099
>Five seconds after the door was breached shouting started. Three distinct voices.
>The assaulters moved in, they had a clear line of sight down the hallway. They quickly located the bathroom, after checking if it was clear, one of the assaulters moved in to guard the bathroom in case anyone tried to flush anything.
>The rest of the team made their way quickly and carefully to the next doorway. It was the kitchen as well as the main cooking setup for the lab. There was a sheep, a chemist presumably based on his paint suit and mask, standing unarmed. The pointman swiftly dispatched the sheep.
>The kitchen lead into a dining room, where they found another sheep, this one was armed. But the sheep was caught off guard and the breacher disabled him and cuffed him.
>The assaulter that stayed in the bathroom was waiting in the dark when a weasel in a paint suit and mask ran in.
>The assaulter hit the weasel in the back of the head with the butt of his gun and he went down.
>A successful drug raid with no casualties and enough evidence to put those in the house behind bars for at least 20 years
>>3694386
>you can't see their genitals
DEEP
LORE
>>3694422
>male
>goes by Betty
Look, something's not right here.
>>3694432
PROHIBITION RUINS LIVES
LEGALIZE PASTOR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Help! I'm a Fish just ended, up next The Rescuers.
The movie will begin in 10 minutes.
After that we have The Rescuers Down Under and Zootopia
Get comfy and come watch a movie, anons.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
>>3693625
Alright, trying to remember all the fics.
http://pastebin.com/adbWRk6y
http://pastebin.com/sEkwYURc
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7247398
http://pastebin.com/W1Bi0nQV
I know there's another one or two out there, but don't have the links available.
Oh, also this came out before Pastor, but it's along the same themes: http://pastebin.com/rGzzbBBu
>>3694452
>legalize rape drugs
eweposter pls leave
summertime is for tiny clothes
as the temperature gets hotter, the outfits get smaller
>>3694236
Pointman is a tiger, assaulters are two wolves, and the breacher is a jaguar
>>3694463
>somebody else shilled my fic
Today is a good day.
>>3694338
>Femmy's hanging out in the lobby, talking idly with them
>Slowly realizes she's surrounded by strong predatory males
>They're all crowded in so close around her
>Their combined natural scents creating a cloud of musk that hangs heavy around her, a dense fog of pheremones and arousal
>Before she even realizes what she's doing, she's begun stripping off her clothes
>>3693481
can drawfag do this one but mid coitus like in the fic?
>pretty plz
>>3694439
Fuck you buddy
>>3694466
if you criminalize pastor, only criminals will have pastor
education, EFFECTIVE regulation, and the removal of taboos surrounding pastor are the cheapest and most effective ways to ensure public safety
>>3694474
tails are optional
>>3693773
If you're still there I think, since you're now a knight, that you will need a crest
>>3694502
BUT
ISN'T TROUBLE A FAMILY GAME?
>>3694475
>tiger
hot
>wolves
alright
>jaguar
... interesting choice?
ok genderposter prove you're weaver and not some random fag
>>3694498
>removal of taboos surrounding a date rape drug
look
I'm just saying that you're failing to consider the fact that there's a good reason for the taboo around it.
>>3694498
Pastor is a constant threat on college campuses right now, and gaining inroads in almost any social setting. Can we really wait along for a "education" solution to this? A solution that, mind you, probably wouldn't even work?
Criminalize Pastor Now
>>3694529
They all have to be short enough to be effective in tight quarters
Also I couldn't think of more medium sized animals
>>3694485
Nah, you're going into it too fast, instead of stripping, go with
>Femmy looks up at the sound of a sharp clearing of the throat from Betty, before following the wolf's gaze down to where her hand had drifted into her pants
>>3694579
>Femmy is so turned on just by being surrounded with preds she starts touching herself
U N F
>>3694549
They go in fast and hard
>>3694603
Just scratching his wooly balls.
Like us men do.
Because Remmy's a man of course.
>>3694538
people need to know that it is nothing but a tool, that many people use to harm others. Removing the stigma surrounding being a victim and removing the idea that it Wouldn't Happen to Me is important, along with the need to have commonplace dialogue surrounding it. Many people don't know what to think of it, because nobody talks about it, because it's so taboo
>>3694603
>she starts touching herself without even realizing it
That's the real fetish here.
How lewdy can the Judy be?
Nick and Judy discover the joy and thrill of streaking.
>>3694543
a legal pastor trade would put the criminal distributors out of business. the current illegal industry supplies not only to responsible users but to those who would use it for more crime. pulling the rug out of street dealers is the best way to get pastor out of the hands of rapists.
>>3694659
"Oops I'm masturbating all of a sudden"
>>3694631
Have you seen the signs on college campuses?
All they talk about is how it can happen to anybody, and how dangerous it is.
And legalizing it doesn't fix any of those problems, dipshit.
All it does is make it happen to more people.
>>3694659
I do like the idea of Femmy just getting so aroused she starts being slutty unconsciously.
Or any girl for that matter.
>>3694091
Nah, they're just friends.
>>3694684
How does that make sense?
The problem with Pastor is the end users, not the dealers. If everyone can get Pastor freely how the hell does that get it "out of the hands of rapists"?
>>3694685
>"M-my hips are moving on their own!"
>>3694684
But even legal usage could result in abuse by simply commanding the person who took it
>>3694663
I can 1-up you
Threadly shill
Dox Fick chapter 2
As always, let me know what needs fixing/improvement
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12009955/1/Dox-Fick
>>3694612
Bunanon.
I suspect Boney is used to other people shilling his work by this point, plus mine is only tangentially related to the subject, so I didn't expect it to get brought up.
>>3694711
>"I'm not even lesbian but now I'm tribbing with this person!"
>>3694709
a carefully regulated but legal industry is still more lucrative than a criminal one. a regulated industry can require background checks and records kept of purchasers, dissuading crime
>>3694729
I noticed a few typos the last time. Be sure to review it.
>>3694724
>>3694741
But there is a large chance that first time users will use it for rape, seeing it as an easy way to get sex
>>3694741
Are you fucking stupid? Do you think most people, including college students, that use Pastor as a rape drug are fucking registered sex offenders?
Or do you want Madame Zaroshka to peer into her crystal ball with every sale and magically know if there's darkness in someone's heart?
>>3694773
and they'll go to prison, and other would-be rapists realize what a dumbass idea that is. A brief spike in exchange for a long term low
where can i see all the badger and bun comics??? pls linky or u stinky
>>3694794
You're actually arguing in favor of an increased rate of rape so you can get a legal high.
jesus fuck.
Reminder: Calvin would do anything to please his badger.
>>3694432
Bit of a report for the raid
>The chemist sheep suffered minor after effects of the tranquilizer
>The "Muscle" sheep suffered two fractured ribs and a large bruise on his chest
>The chemist weasel suffered a mild concussion
>They are all sentenced to 20 years, no parole, for the production and possession of pastor
>10 gallons of pastor was found, as well as an unregistered firearm.
>>3694813
If you give everyone the ability to rape, it becomes a natural deterrent
>>3694809
http://imgur.com/a/2OpQn
>>3694784
you don't just dole it out it to random college students
you do background checks. you determine exactly how they plan to use it, and with whom. and most importantly, they keep track of purchasers so any rape or missing mammals case has easy mammals of interest
>>3694730
Ah yeah, you inspired me quite a bit with your writing. So you know, that's neat.
>>3694882
>10 gallons
Jesus fuck.
Thank god they were apprehended.
Dose for a normal mammal is a "vial" that can easily spike a drink, right? 10 gallons is a lot of doses.
>>3694794
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT IN ANY WAY FACTOR INTO THE LEGALIZATION?
>Legalizing pastor will get it out of the hands of rapists
>>No it won't, it will make it easier for people who were merely thinking about it to obtain it
>Well, it will allow background checks
>>But most people using it wouldn't have any criminal history
>Okay, but rape would go down.
>>No, rape would go UP.
>Well, maybe it would, but THEN it would go down! Because people would see that rape is illegal, and so they'd stop doing it!
What the fuck??
Again, how does pastor being legalized change ANYTHING? You're saying if someone's arrested for using pastor as a rape drug, people will stop doing that, because they'll see they go to jail for it. Which makes no sense, but even going with it, that happens ALREADY -- people already go to jail for pastor-rape. It doesn't need to be legalized for the effect you're predicting.
>>3694852
consume the flesh of another mammal?
without any ketchup?
>>3694813
you're literally arguing for a high rate of rape so you can get a stable rate of rape
Pastor was a mistake
-- Guy who came up with the name.
Seriously, this is getting uncomfy.
>>3694901
>you don't just dole it out it to random college students
If they pass background checks (who the fuck do you seriously think this is going to stop? Do you really think most date rapists are convicted, registered sex offenders???), and they can give good excuses on how they plan to use it, then by your plan, they should be given some, right?
Or is "goes to college" a reason to prevent sale? How about "doesn't go to college but attends college parties"? How about "goes to non-college parties"?
>>3694930
Really? The in-universe psuedo debate is kind of doing it for me
>>3694913
the main effect of legalising pastor use is that legitimate users don't go to prison
which is a good fucking thing, even if the rape market crashes or whatever the fuck you're saying
>>3693767
I sure hope they don't find that browsing history.
>>3694930
It's been going on for a long time, but giving it a name has made people act like it's cannon or something lately, it's insane.
>>3694901
>Background check
What the fuck is that supposed to find? Do you think these horny college kids have some red flag in their background that's going to stand out?
I seriously want you to answer this, what the fuck do you think a background check will do over something like this?
>Ask them how they plan to use it, and with whom
Yeah, good thing rapists never lie!
>Keep track of purchasers and round them up first
So you want to legalize it, but also treat them as potential criminals for owning it.
This also assumes no resale, no sharing, no theft, no black market, etc.
If it's legal to buy pastor people are going to be selling that shit secondhand to convicts who wouldn't pass anyway, so that's dumb.
>>3694964
>the main effect of legalising pastor use is that legitimate users don't go to prison
So it's more important that people who want to get high stay on the streets than it is that people don't get raped.
>which is a good fucking thing, even if the rape market crashes or whatever the fuck you're saying
No, that's what you/the guy I'm responding to is saying: he's claiming that rape will go up when pastor is legalized, but then people will see "Wait, you go to PRISON for raping people??" and stop doing it!
>>3694909
I imagine that pastor is cooked in a large pot that they put the ingredients into and then heat. I imagine the room would also have to be well ventilated to prevent the cooks gassing themselves
>>3694942
alright, fine, you need a license for possession
for a license you need a clean history and psych evaluation
now your random rapists can't get in
not that random rapists can't get in with prohibition
Hey, guys, so... I did some revisons. If you like /Zoocomfy/ (and you should) while also liking the Zistopia concept (and you should), or even if you don't, please check out this story piece:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7290262
Nick Wilde, deactivated collar and all, living with pastoral rabbits. Thanks a bunch for your support, guys. Please comment, give more nit-picking advice, and the like.
>>3695016
>Instead of meth lab explosions, Pastor lab mishaps just end up with the cooks and dealers lying around hugging each other sleepily
>>3694293
It's organized fighting with foam weapons. It's almost exactly like larping except without the theme. At least that's what it's like here, it might be different in other places. My ex was super into it.
I don't know why we're discussing legalizing drugs when I can't even awoo without the cops breathing down my neck
>>3695038
>Laying there for days until they die of thirst, but in each others arms
>Seriously thinking about legalizing something that's fictionally up there alongside crystal meth.
As a mostly libertarian guy that's probably going to be voting for Gary Johnson in November, I just... seriously...
>>3695012
being raped is bad
being a convicted felon for a victimless crime (possession and personal use) is bad
right now we have both
we could have just one
>>3694901
Nigger that's a lot of fucking work just to ostensibly sell mind break drugs to well meaning perverts that no longer feel that same rush when their master tells them to lick their hoof and need what amounts to BDSM viagra.
>>3695065
What about crimes committed under the influence of pastor
Bunanon here
I bought lingerie today I guess
Red gets home in like 2 or 3 hours or something like that
Gimme a crash course in acting sexy because I... well, placebo or no, whatever they are, half dose has me really, y'know, bothered today.
>>3694724
2lewd4trash
enjoy your ban
I want to go to a sporting event in Zootopia, get drunk as hell, and then get a bunny to take me home to let me fug them
>>3695065
You will get much, much more rape and the only benefit will be a few fucking weirdos who like drugs will get it more easily.
Pastor's not fucking insulin or something, it's not a lifesaving drug.
Excuse me that I don't want to see more people molested and psychologically enslaved just so you can get high.
That of course ignores crimes committed while under pastor's influence.
>>3695064
>when the only argument against is rape
>when using drugs for rape irl is little more than a meme, and only applies to a select few (most notably ethyl alcohol, which isn't going anywere)
>when they don't have an argument against legalizing marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, heroin, lsd (especially lsd jesus christ), shrrooms, etc
>inhales
>>3695085
Have you tried making an effort to twitch your tail and your nose a lot?
Also, consider holding things in your teeth. Like a rose in your teeth. Roses are fantastic. Everyone loves them.
>>3694763
working on it now
>>3695108
awoo
>>3695085
>Open legs
>flick bean until wet
>Point crotch at door
>Wait for him to get home
>when he opens the door say "I want you. I NEED you in me."
Boom, knotted before you know it.
>>3695117
Sway your hips when you walk.
>>3695085
Just be yourself, even if yourself is a goofy nervous cutie, Red will think it's sexy because it's you. Just take a breath and relax, cuddle up to him, and just do whatever feels right.
>Judy finds out that Mayor Lionheart bribed the police academy staff into giving her easier questions so she could pass the written exam
Thoughts on how to incorporate this into a story?
>>3694852
my body is ready
>>3695100
The generalization of a bunch of different things as just 'drugs' is absolutely stupid.
There's very little comparison between something like crystal meth and heroin, to which huge numbers of people have died, to something like weed, to which it's hard to even find one single recorded fatality in U.S. and U.K. history.
There probably is a guy that got stoned, was walking around, and got hit on the head by a coconut or some shit. I think that happened to Keith Richards. But then he lived, because Keith Richards.
>>3693656
please my friend keep drawing. i really would like a pic of nick/gazelle.
>>3695085
Wear the lingerie under some clothes.
Act normal for a while.
Claim you're feeling a bit hot, and ask if he minds you getting more comfortable.
Undress, showing them off.
Try to hold on.
>>3695085
Okay bun, listen good; Red likes you for you. The fact that you went out and bought him sexy lingerie is already going to push his buttons in the right way, and also pretty visually telegraphs that you're interested tonight.
As for what you should do; use those fluffy paws, explore his body a bit before you take it further. Smell his body since you like it so much, and make a show of it too for him. Most importantly, take your time; anticipation is maybe the sexiest thing in the world.
>>3695085
>Crash course in acting sexy..
Welp good luck with that.
Just being yourself would be best, that's what red likes after all.
>>3695140
this guy is got the right idea
if you want to give him a surprise
Take one of his big shirts, put in on top and when he ask why are you using it, remove it to reveal lingerie.
>>3695085
BIG
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>>3695085
You know what? This is usually where I'd give some big over-wordy speech about the virtues of honesty and all that, but what you're looking at is basically a non-issue. So don't even sweat it!
Remember: he fell in love with you as you are, not some half-imagined pornstar dream of you. He loves you the way you are, and I'm sure that means he's attracted to your cute naivete and awkwardness.
So just be yourself. Be shy if you feel shy, take risks if you're willing. If you meet him in your lingerie blushing and sheepishly (no offense to any ovines) explaining you're not sure how to do this, but willing to try, rather than being some smoky sex god striking poses all the while, he'll be all over you.
Just get yourself in the right mood, dress up with your new clothes, and be the bun he loves already.
And try not to get too nervous thinking about his huge, throbbing cock, and what it's going to be like feeling it stroking between your thighs, prodding lustily at your entrance, and finally slipping inside, slowly, gently, filling you up, overwhelming your senses in the primal, passionate lust you've put off for so long, until you and your lover are collapsed in a sweaty, panting heap of exhaustion and pleasure.
>>3695144
>when this is actually happening as a matter of policy in the real world not due to bribery but because of police staff having to just obey the ideology
>>3695085
>Gimme a crash course in acting sexy because I... well, placebo or no, whatever they are, half dose has me really, y'know, bothered today.
Do you also need us to tell you how to breath? Because you're stinking foxy.
>>3695085
Is our little bunbun finally going to earn her merit badge?
Did some anons end up doing vampire fics?
Stop being lewd you freaks.
