/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Slumber Party Edition
>Old thread: >>3674466
>International airing schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New Episode Megas:
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
(Is this the right link?)
>Crewniverse Tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
first for best gem
>>3684301
Thank you!
Mfw no summer is Steven announcement yet
funny pearl
>>3684354
Don't worry, it come eventually.
There's nothing to gain from holding your breath during these hiatuses.
After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy.
>10 minutes of peace and quiet.
Ah well. It's better than nothing.
>Peridot - rules, logic
>Jasper - justice, power
>Lapis - emotion, (???)
After 100 years toiling in the dungeons of YAR-1, I Finally finished my ultimate masterwork meme. This epic creation of ancient lore is entitled "Cool Shirts Guy." It is insanely amazing to a level that has never been experienced before and contains several million varieties of jokes which are both humorous and hilarious. The only person capable of posting this meme is I, due to the fact that I am the most intensely epic and illustrious memer in the known universe. I am the epitome of a memer. No one in the entire history of time was or will be better than I am at meming, because, as preciously stated just prior to this statement, I am the epoch of human evolution, and no one will ever achieve my level of skill and precision at meming. I realize that I am understating my achievements in every way, due to my extreme modesty, so I would also like to inform you of the fact that I created this meme with such ease, it would appear to any other person that I was asleep. The reason that I could accomplishe this task so easily is that I am the greatest person of all time. This meme is perfect. It contains all of the elements of a legacy-level meme, and within this meme each element is in glorious homeostasis with one another. Hands down. If a person were to claim that this meme were not the very definition of perfection will have their entire being erased from time. They will never be remember, and no one will know that they ever lived. These are the powers that I wield with such ease and grace. I am such a higly respected member of the community that no person would protest these actions, due to the fact that I am the greatest. I hope you achieve nirvana upon witnessing this, the most glorious meme in all of creation: Cool Shirts Guy.
After 11 years of chim, I finally finished the ultimate Chim. His name is Cool Shirt Chim. It's ridiculously chim and has all kinds of epic chim. Only I can post this chim because I am the best chim in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at chim. I know I'm being chim, so I should say this chim was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This chim is perfect, chims down. Anyone who says it isn't chim will have their chim deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from chim, chim destroyed with a chim, and you will be killed by my millions of chims at the snap of my chims, because I can demand that much chim, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my chim. His name is Cool Shirt Chim.
i just realized that we got sneaky bombed.
they leaked it.
then we saw the shit out of it.
now we are in an almost perpetual hiatus cycle.
my theory: sucrose also hates SU and is colaborating with CN to screw us over.
After 11 seconds of work, I managed to finished this weird meme. He is nameless. It's ridiculously bland and has all kinds of epic flaws. Only I can post this meme because I am the one responsible for this burden. I am the worst. No one is worse than me, because, as previously stated, I am the worst in the world at meming. I know I'm being harsh, so I should say this meme was recklessly made, because, as stated, I'm the worst there is. This meme is awful, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't terrible will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by millions of meme abortionists at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much urgency, because I'm the worst. Hope you ignore my meme. His name is nonexistant.
>>3684415
Being a shit gem
>>3684415
Freedom
Good morning /sug/! Remember that an announcement's really likely today or tomorrow! Even then, we'll almost certainly hear something before the month's out, don't give up hope!
For a long time, I have eaten Top Ramen every day, without noticing its name's similarity to "Top Gun", "Top Lel", or "Topkek". However, one day, as I gazed upon the package of Top Ramen I was about to cook, I noticed how much its name sounds like "Topkek", and realized how great Top Ramen is.
Topkek is important for many reasons, and we love it dearly. Topkek is multiculturalism and tolerance. Even though topkek is a turkish food, we love it. Kek is very significant in the philosophical field of lels and tops. In the game World of Warcraft, "kek" is orcish for "lol". And "kek" is very similar to an alternative to dubs known as "nubs," which emerged on /b/ shortly before /b/ died and [s4s] was born. In nubs, the last number and the third-to-last number are the same, and the second-to-last number is different (example:323), and kek is like nubs, but with letters!
You might not know what topkek's philosophical significance has to do with Top Ramen, you might wonder why Top Ramen should be made a le epic may may. Top Ramen should be a meme because it, like topkek, is delicious, and it, like topkek, shows, through its name that it is the best at what it does, that it is top gun, that it is the Top Ramen. And, like topkek, Top Ramen gives you choice, maybe even more choice than topkek. Top Ramen, like topkek, gives you the choice of many different flavors, and you can put as many noodle packets, or as many flavor packets, as you want in the pot when cooking, like how you can choose how much topkek to eat. However, unlike topkek, it is very easy to mix the flavors together when cooking, and you can eat just the flavor, without any noodles (or the noodles without any flavor), and, unlike topkek, you can choose how long to cook the Top Ramen.
One more reason Top Ramen is great, is because emblazoned on every package is the phrase "Oodles of Noodles".
>>3684415
Lust and thirstyness.
>>3684432
Even if the announcements a long way off, there's no point giving up. CN can fuck with the timetable as much as the like, but in the long run SU is released at the rate the Crew creates it.
>>3684312
>>3684285
Soon more threads don't worry senpai brab has you!!!!
The Hulkster's in the house Check him out, check him out. Get up off your seat. He's got to beat his meat. Chorus: When the going gets tough, The tough get rough. Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go. Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's go. The Hulkster's in the room. You know he's on the move. I can feel it in my scrotum. We're sucking to the beat. Chorus x2. We're rocking down the house. The baddest gays alive. We're blowing off everybody. And we're gunna cock and roll. Chorus. Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's have gay sex. Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's have gay sex. Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's have gay sex. Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's have gay sex. Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's have gay sex. Hey hey, ho ho, come on, let's have gay sex.
And that's it.
really sad how Brad has to spam like this for attention. he clearly needs to get a life and shine friends
Well that was utterly underwhelming.
>>3684585
But I'm not Brad
>>3684586
Brad kys already
>>3684586
I try my best anon.
Sorry.
>>3684592
nice try Brad but you're pathetically obvious
hey /sug/, just wanted to tell you I love you and I hope you have a great day.
>>3684627
you're so gay Brad
>>3684627
I was having a great day until I fucked up in a game and got angry.
But thank you.
>>3684627
You too!
Would Pearl ever fuck Peridot?
>>3684627
Does this include Bradley?
Anyone up for a comic?
>>3684674
Why not?
>>3684645
>getting angry at a VIDEOGAMES
Your life must be filled with so much strife.
>>3684670
nah he can suck a dick
>>3684692
why so salty Brad?
>>3684682
Go right on ahead anon.
>>3684687
Yep.
>>3684706
>>3684716
Okay then.
>>3684682
yes please anon. rid of me of this bad meme hell i'm into.
We are experiencing technical difficulties.
Please hold.
>>3683864
DOOM, definitely. Been also thinking about getting some Payday 2 DLCs, XCOM 2, and Overwatch (although it's not on Steam).
>>3684692
Hey is this suggestion coming from LPF Or lady of the sea or I'll take the new one saying how much they would suck each other's dicks? I love lurking in on those convos
>>3683864
I'll probably grab something on kat
>>3684415
Emotion, chronology?
>>3684627
Love you too, enjoy this Friday!
Omg Jeff is friends with that Japanese pedo Steven artist isn't he
Sorry about the slow upload pace.
I'm trying to fix it now.
>>3684874
But anon
He can't be a pedo
If it's 2D
>>3684863
>>3684884
He still CAN
>>3684891
But it's 2D anon
Love you /sug/
I hope this last stretch of the week is good to you, even if the stat of our fair thread is less then present. Tis weekend will be better, I'm sure of it.
Also that picture I use is already in the thread, but it is nice to see others spreading love
>>3684840
>that nose stab
Hey I love how the dick sucking mention stops because three faggots got caught wanting to e-suck each other in the discord. LPF And I'll Take The Blue One are the biggest culprits here and that shit is hilarious
>>3684939
So Amethyst can summon swords too.
>>3684940
Yeah, the comics are all a little strange.
>>3684939
>I'm your knight in shining armor!
Sure, girl.
And that's the feature comic.
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqMte2JEG2A
>>3684986
Dual wielding knight < Ostrich
>>3684948
Hey can you feel the unease in their jimmies Bradley or should we delve deeper? Hey how many of you would platonically suck a dick for some internet person you've only known a few months from a girls cartoon fandom?
Hey how many of you think your bi or gay because you've jacked off to futa or trap before?
Now for everyone's favorite characters!
>>3685032
The ostrich is pretty great.
>>3684948
You do know Brad has his group watching the Discord so he could time shit like this perfectly right?
Oh wait, i forget the only person who brings random users from the good discord into 4chan is brad.
How does it feel to be so paranoid you need 5 people to spy on a enemy discord to feel better?
>>3685028
Twilight Zone by Golden Earring.
Possibly one of the greatest pieces of music ever made in the history of mankind.
>>3685024
Thanks anon
>>3685046
Yeah /sug/ how does that to be so autistic you wishful thinking cock suckers?
>>3685024
Time for cooking.
>>3685068
No problem.
>>3685028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-oi9GtY1MU
>it's a weyland yutani visit the gems episode
what happens ?
Bonus comic.
>>3685115
>iron and chalk
Oh Pearl
>>3685146
That is adorable
Raven, Jeff, Zuke love Jasper
More bonus comic.
Hey spam the same comics m8 good luck getting away from the cocksucker tag. Also not bradwos
>>3685046
quit pretending to be me Brad, it's really sad
>>3685185
Lel
>>3685185
Dude is kind of a cunt. Also that girl saw al least one dude die in that battle
>>3685146
Thanks anon.
And that's all folks.
Unless something major comes up, I'll probably post the collection of comics tomorrow.
Goodnight /sug/!
>>3685226
>Goodnight
It is 11am for me anon. But goodnight
>>3685226
goodnight, I love you
>>3685226
Thanks for dumping anon, it's really appreciated!
>>3685226
Good night.
>>3685253
That picture is so cute, I smile every time I see it
No homo
>>3685226
Sweet dreams, dear.
Tell me anons of /sug/, have you tried to kill yourself?
Have You Tried Today?
>>3685381
Yeah, tried to overdosed, woke up in the hospital. I was so close.
Since then I've been trying to get better, never did. It was three years ago.
>>3685386
>>3685381
>>3685389
nope, because im happy with my life
>>3685381
Yes. Put a shotgun to my forehead, pulled the trigger.
Left the safety on by accident.
It still amuses me to this day, that I was saved by my own pathetic incompetence.
>>3685389
Nope. Life is worth living.
>>3685389
Fo you have the one that says go to hell klassic kim?
>>3685427
Jesus christ anon you even fucked up trying to kill yourself.
You're a failure.
>>3685389
>>3685381
Hello! How is everyone doin-
Have I come at a wrong time? Had a rough day?
Does somebody have a SuperWatermelon Island download that is NOT a .mkv? I'm having a lot of trouble with it.
I wanna see mai waifu
>>3685381
I did, several times in the last decade.
Somehow I'm a retard who failed everytime. Life didn't get any better but now I just lost completely the will to act or try anything anymore. I just passively set myself into bad situations expecting some accident and that kinda stuff nowadays.
Living is a curse.
>>3685472
Amen.
>>3685472
Well, atleast you can be sure that you'll die one day.
>>3685463
How are you having problems?
Just some Jasper related reblogs from Jeff, went through his whole reblog tumblr. Because.
Oldest to newest
https://zottgrammes.tumblr.com/post/118426266750/happy-gem-music-is-happy-boy-by-harrison
http://fuji-elf.tumblr.com/post/124771702768/fairypone-please-look-at-this-pic-of-jasper
http://fuji-elf.tumblr.com/post/137357812203/ruki-32-iknow
http://fuji-elf.tumblr.com/post/144508405253/ruki-32-손그림들
The Ruki ones are reblogged straight from Ruki, which means he probably follows Ruki. lota jaspidot including pretty lewd stuff
>>3685490
Windows simply won't open it, nor my phone. I tried to download VCR player but I cannot go past the installation process, it is a pain in the ass.
>>3685562
http://www.videolan.org/vlc/
>>3685562
The fuck?
How can you not install VLC?
Doesn't MPC or whatever do mkv too?
I can draw something for you all if you want.
Post what you will.
I WANNA RAPE PERIDOT
>>3685608
draw amethyst, lapis, or peridot being cute
>>3685608
Sapphire with a smirking expression?
>>3685608
An epic fight between Sugilite and Sardonyx.
>>3685613
And I want to rape you, anon, but you don't see me writing it all over the place in cap lock.
>>3685640
>I was wondering if the place was dead for the moment.
Nah. Without the shitposting and carrying on it's quite slow, but it's far from dead.
>>3685650
Trust me, you don't want to rape me.
>>3685608
Jasper, Anon, Greg threesome
>actually wanting to install VLC
>>3685613
I want peridot to jack off on to my face while I sleep
>>3685608
This with Steven.
>>3685673
Why?
>>3685731
Unless you have extremely low standards, you wouldn't want to.
>>3685747
Now I'm super curious, but okay, whatever you say.
>>3685381
if i killed myself i wouldn't be able to watch Steven Universe
>>3685785
True.
What if the show ends with Greg's death?
>>3685785
Trust me, we'll all be long dead by the time Steven Universe airs its finale.
>t. A bunch of whiny boys complaining that their lives are sooooo bad.
"Sniffle sniffle when I was X I tried killing myself because I didn't have a good lyfe boo hoo hoo"
>>3685822
LIAR!!!
say we'll watch it together and it's going to be great
>>3685818
Please no...
Not Greg!
Why would he even die?
>>3685830
What are you trying to accomplish
>>3685839
We will, dear, and we'll have snacks.
>>3685849
I'm trying to hurt your feelings until the will to live comes back to you faggot!
Is everyone here that pathetic or what?
>>3685839
Actually we'll watch it together and it's going to SUCK
>>3685871
So
You are trying to make me want to live
By making me feel bad.
>>3685871
That's not how psychology works.
>>3685848
Given how well he sacrificed himself in Ocean Gem...he'd probably die at ram speeding.
>>3685883
Look,I'm near suicide every day but that makes life way more fun! You have to learn to LOVE pain
>>3685839
We'll watch it together
And it'll be great
It'll be great
>>3685871
Yeah, you're really bad at this...
Also, why does it bother you so much that I hate life?
>>3685905
Yeah, sure, whatever.
SU made me autistic for parallels, patterns, and symbolism
>>3685885
Driving his van into Yellow Diamond's heart.
>>3685941
I was autistic for that kind of stuff before SU, so does that make me a hipster autist or just a super autist?
>>3685941
SU made me autistic for memes
>>3685941
I was already autistic before SU
>>3685952
For what fandoms
Time for judging
Jasper + 5 Rubies = Padparadscha?
>>3686000
>>3685975
Batman, Adventure Time, movies and books in general, Mass Effect, I just like to pick up little details her and there, everywhere.
But seriously, I'm fucking obsessed with Batman.
>>3686013
Can you picture that huge ass bitch fucking little cute Sapphire, or what?
>>3686035
No, she doesn't have CG Ruby in it.
>>3685864
There needs to be a follow up to this image with her gripping his 'nose' (The Human Horn!)
And things getting weird
>>3685911
Because your "pain" is probably lay nothing and you're a safe as a kitten western world cuck with no real problems in life so you make them up or don't have enough hindsight to see it isn't as bad as it could be.
>>3685614
Cute means a lot of things
By SU color stylist efrain farias
http://efrainfarias.tumblr.com/tagged/steven-universe
>>3686102
>implying
Greg has a child with Yellow Diamond and Steven gets a little sister.
Cute.
>>3686117
is that pearl's nose sticking out of the water?
>>3686151
yep
sharks on patrol
>>3686102
Nothim but I do realize I dont have many problems. Does that make the feelings go away ? No.
>>3686158
thats amazing, thanks
>>3686102
You're right, I'm okay now that my father is no longer alive to abuse both me and my mother. That I no longer live in the street, that my abusive ex finally lost track of where I am and that I can finally afford food everyday.
Why should I even complain, everything is perfectly fine.
You are right, so right. I think I may sleep today and not have nightmares. I'll never have nightmares again, I'll never be sick. My life is great.
>>3686171
Please tell me you aren't lying, anon.
Here's Amethyst.
>>3686183
You have no idea how much I wish this was a lie.
Reminder:
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
>>3686102
kys
>>3686171
Anon I really, really hope that things get better for you, and it's good that you're pointing out how not everyone living in the developed world leads some hunky-dory life. Plenty of people in my own family have lived through some really messed up stuff, although I've been blessed in that it happened long ago.
>>3686201
But I would actually rape Peridot if I could and if there wouldn't be any repercussions.
Hey Rosefaaaaaaaaaag
You may like this
Lead character designer Danny Hynes' Rose
https://www.instagram.com/p/_r71TMN82g/
Peri having sex/grinding/strap-on with alien doll when?
>>3686247
Hopefully soon.
>>3686171
Peoples parents die everyday whether they were good people or not. Maybe try not crying to us about it and maybe try not being an easily abused gay
Maybe try getting off the internet and Chinning the fuck up
>>3686215
Thanks, things will get better, I work hard at it all the time.
I'm sorry about whatever happened to you and your family, I'm happy if you're all better now.
I don't get why people thinks that living in a developed country means being somewhat immune to atrocities. Sure it's better here, but it's not perfect. Violence exists withing ourselves, wherever there are humans, there will be horror.
>>3686268
This is some quality bait right here.
Good work anon, keep it up.
Love you guys.
>>3686244
Oh neat, thanks a bunch anon!
>>3686244
>>3686290
Hi.
>>3686288
Love you too!
I hate everyone in this thread.
>>3686314
I love you too.
>>3686314
I don't know who you are, so I really don't have a "reason" for hating you.
SUICIDAL PEOPLE
IN MY /sug/
Has Ian or Matt ever said anything about the lion/Steven fusion spotted on the CN office wall? I mean besides the fact they left it uncensored solidifying it's not actually spoilers
Crew member Hynes on a post about it:
>^-^ hehe
http://dannyhynes.tumblr.com/post/88313235943/the-world-of-steven-universe-is-this-a#notes
>>3686358
I watch happy shows and talk with people on 4chan to escape the problems in my life
a friend and I made a song together and it just came to light that he wrote it about rose from pearl's perspective
banger of the year or what
>>3686383
Post the lyrics
>>3686358
Like it's something new.
>>3686382
>That great feling spending your day off from work just watching movies and browsing the internet without worry
>Someone else comes home and it is impossible to get back to that feeling because of knowing anxiety and stress
>>3686383
LYRICS! LYRICS! LYRICS!
>>3686392
picked from a pile of worthless pearls
and placed in the crown on your perfect curls, it's
a compliment i surely don't deserve
in parting whisper cursed, commanded
to rust in silence, empty scabbard
abandoned somewhere under battleground
but i won't stand down, no
i won't leave here
swallow these hollow years 'til i hear
your voice again and splinter at the sound
(no i won't stand down
if i could ever forget, i've forgotten how)
there's a half of my heart with your name on it
after so long apart i'm ashamed but it
keeps me upright hoping you might come back home and claim the other
you left so many pieces behind
and it scares me to death when i see them smiling
i wonder if it's worth my while to stick around just force this sickness down
(just keep it all inside / i've been keeping it all inside)
(keeps me upright hoping you might come back home with my new orders i / wonder if it's worth my while to fake this smile just force this sickness down)
saved from the fate of a worthless pearl
but i've waited too long on this wasted world
and i can't move on
i know you're gone but
lonely years i've fought through
won't leave here without you
not sure how I missed it the first like 9 times I heard the song
it's quite good for what it is imo
>>3686358
If I was an outgoing person with a bunch of friends that shared all of my interests and liked going out I wouldn't spend my free time on 4chan
>>3685620
>>3686421
Cool
I guess
>>3686421
That is actually really good
>>3686274
Did you like the bit when I said easily abused gay?
Also I straight laughed when that dude posted his sad story like I was supposed to feel bad that I made a true and honest statement. The world doesn't work that way!
By BG designer Emily Walus
Also a hella garnet in here
http://www.emilywalus.com/tagged/steven-universe
>>3686460
And he keeps going.
This guy knows how to make good bait.
>>3686421
I love it, that's real good.
>>3686440
>Made the mistake of hiding all of my issues so they bottle up
>My friends just think I'm always calm and collected
>Start talking to me about their personal problems and relationship issues
At least I'm a good friend I guess
>>3686474
A true professional.
>>3686440
Thanks mate.
>>3686474
If you or anyone got triggered then maybe you should man up. Be a real man instead of an effeminate beta bottom
>>3686491
So what your saying is that your just another regular teenager?
Good to know baby.
>>3685028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TbjDVzM2u8
