RWBYgt Trash General 90 : Beth "Hips" Lima
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Actual previous thread : >>3652519
Fuck it I'm bored
You're John Cena armed with sexual tyrannosaurus Mel you shall defeat Todd by way of pinfall and/or outfuck
your dick is hard and ready to go
>what do
>>3679196
Send in Mel first to wear Todd down.
>>3679250
You send the girl to try and outfuck Todd by herself
five seconds later and she is twitching with 2 gallons of cum running out of her Pussy
"PREDICTABU" Todd says as he wings his cock menacingly at you "TO EZ"
>What do
>>3679337
Invoke the forbidden technique
>>3679375
You decide to use THAT
Yes....THAT
You use THAT and Todd stumbles before your sheer might
"IMPOSSIBRU" the CC shout "I MUST EVOLVE TO MY FINAL FORMU"
>OVER HEAVEN TODD
>COCK GIRTH:99
>COCK LENGTH:99
>COCK WIDTH:99
>COCK AERODYNAMIC:99
>LUBRICATED? NO
>What do
>>3679486
Upgrade yourself and prepare for battle
>>3679552
You upgrade yourself for the PPV
>BATTLE READY BATTLE CENA
>BATTLE READY!
>COCK GIRTH:99
>COCK LENGTH:99
>COCK WIDTH:99
>COCK AERODYNAMIC:99
>LUBRICATED? YES, CAUSE HE'S A FACE
>NO DISQUALIFICATION FIRST ONE TO MOAN LOSES
>THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT FOLKS
>what do
>>3679627
Turn invisible and hotdog him
>>3679670
you use your INVISIBLESSED powers and put your wiener on his buttocks, fucking him rapidly and clean
sadly your lubrication weakens your fuck powers
Todd slaps you with his dick and puts it in your mouth, throatfucking you
>what do
>>3679723
Bite down on his dick
>>3679723
Flip him around and put your dick in his mouth. Show him who's the boss
>>3679723
you bit forcefully on his dick and spin him right round baby right round
you use your MARINE EUGENICS to mouthrape Todd in his face
now the most violent 69 the world has ever seen is underway, yet you seem to be at an impasse, both throatfucking each other
The crowd starts shouting "REST HOLD, REST HOLD" as well as "THIS IS BORING, THIS IS BORING"
>what do
>>3679819
Start humming your theme song to give Todd a hummer.
>>3679854
You hum your theme song, hoping to appease the CC
Luckily you have your prized hummer land on the motherfucker, making his brains squish all over the mat
"YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP"
Fuck it you'll call that a win
>CONGLATURATIONS
>NEXT ISSUE: John Cena and the Marigold Mancrusher
So how powerful are the stuffed turtles?
>>3680431
God-like entities, similar to the greek or scandinavian pantheons
>>3680500
Can we trust them?
>>3680543
We can't afford not to.
>>3680560
Alright, good to know
Think of a girl from any of the quests
How would you spend a date with her?
>>3681284
>Alina
>HEY LET'S WATCH SOME Mov-
>Zzzzzzzz
Speaking of which, last thing I saw in the old thread was that drawing of Alina and Rowan. What did I miss?
>>3681464
Sleepy here gonna resume some WQ.
>>3682224
Who are they?
>>3681284
A nice picnic then take her home and let her dominate me with her tiny body.
>>3683958
>lewding Snails
listen here you little shit
>>3684100
She lewds herself! I'm guilty of nothing except being seduced!
>>3681284
>Smoke
>Watching Schneeflix
>>3684126
she thinks sex is pissing on each other's dick and puss take that as you will
>>3684148
I'm not into watersports but I'd do it for her.
>>3681284
>Daisy
>Drinkng contest
>>3684163
Gotta tear that hymen wholly someday.
>>3684148
>Snails into watersports
Just when I thought Jasper having a choking fetish is too good.
Buzz wore off. But too busy for MQ.
Also taking 2 requests.
If you guess one of my nationalities correctly, you get one. Guess both get both.
>>3684196
>Snails got fucked by a dog because her uncle thought it would build character.
> Didn't hurt that he made a pretty penny on selling tickets for it either
>>3684685
German?
More Izzy is always appreciated.
Or maybe Aero since it's not dead.
>>3684685
Canadian French
Oh and include the request with the guess pls.
>>3684761
Requesting two RASSes of your choice of that's right.
>>3684685
American.
Bert going balls-deep into Mari.
>>3684685
French?
Requesting Mari, and Laurel scissoring
>>3684685
Hispanic?
Jefe eating marshmallows at a campfire.
>>3684685
Russian.
Marigold lewds. Anal preferably.
>>3684801
Thirding that request.
>>3683952
Simon and Alina from RASSQuest, the CYOA with the cuddleorgy team that never runs
>>3682224
>Green-eyed brown faunus girl with horns.
Gee, that feels familiar...
>>3685512
huh?
>>3685457
Alina a strong
>>3685584
ye
>>3685544
I mean Ty.
>>3685705
Ah.
Dunno if it's in the other thread or not, but Camp Camp E3
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/2aa21277-60e7-4354-9a81-2623d540b32e/index.m3u8
>Prince Zuko as Billy "Snake" Nikssilp
Wonder if he recorded anything else while he was there, besides his two videos with AH.
So is WQ gonna run?
I was planning on running some 4Q myself
>>3683952
Rowan and Alina.
Two characters from team RASS, who are also two of the protagonists from the quest of the same name.
>>3686486
Nah, as I said, I run it in Ocho, but go ahead.
>>3686841
I honestly don't know if there's enough people for me to run 4Q
if you wanna run NQ be my guest
>>3686877
I don't even know if anyone wants NQ or CQ right now, but thank you Nero-kun.
>>3686885
Well I was going to resume NQ simply because it was paused, but then I just remembered that CQ was paused as well...so whichever people prefer, I guess.
[ ] CQ
[ ] NQ
I probably won't be able to start for about an hour, though. Sorry to muck people about...
>>3686904
seconding
>>3686990
>CQ
You know, I really like NQ, but it lacks one defining quality CQ has:
Marsha.
FUCK IT DOUBLE FEATURE THEN
GET IN HERE AND DO NQ OR CQ OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU PUSSYBOYS WANT
Also
>>3686990
NQ
Start writing soon
>>3687039
NQ is currently lacking "strong female charaters" at the moment (by which I obviously mean demented lesbians), but that's probably going to change very quickly. I've been playing VA-11 HALL-A for the past few days, for """research""" purposes.
>>3687111
Don't talk about Marsha like that!
That's that bartending game, right? Is it any good?
Last time
>Sc/out/ is now more independent
>We apologized to Be/ck/y
>We mildly lewd the battery
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dutpt1BOzck&index=302&list=LLedlI5BTS8vY-i5jMwthCDA
You stand in a field of pink flowers, only pink flowers, in front of you is a small ornate tea table, with 2 cups of tea, blowing some steam
{sit}
you hear a girly voice come from behind you, her voice extremely different from anything else you've ever heard
You notice the two white chairs set ornately next to the tea table
>Obey the voice
>"First tell me what the hell is happening"
>Other
>>3687185
It's fucking beautiful if that's what you like
I'm not even him and I can attest to the fucking dedication they took into making everything feel beautiful and comfortable
>>3687190
>"First tell me what the hell is happening"
>>3687190
>"First tell me what the hell is happening"
[i hope it's not the mod]
>>3687217
Seconding
>>3687190
>"First tell me what the hell is happening"
"First tell me what the hell is happening"
[i hope it's not the mod]
{it is not, do not worry} The voice says as he walks past you, revealing a small petite girl wearing blue robot suit with massive arms {I am just a herald for the beings that gave you this power, Your succesful completion and survival of Volume 1 has been notified to the powers that be} She says as she sits on the tea table {Now please sit, the tea is running cold}
>Sit
>Don't sit
>Other
>>3687292
>Sit
[Are you lewdable? Also, say "Hi" to the League for me.]
>>3687292
Sit down
[I don't think those blue arms are for hand holding]
>>3687292
>sit
[oh shit is it LIST?]
>>3687315
>>3687338
[Are you lewdable? Also, say "Hi" to the League for me.]
[I don't think those blue arms are for hand holding]
{....They were correct when they told me that your voices were a nuisance}
"Yeah they can be a handful sometimes" You say as you sit on the nearest chair, another song hitting the atmosphere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlXlBA1UfzQ&index=301&list=LLedlI5BTS8vY-i5jMwthCDA
"So who are you? You ask the girl as her arms gingerly hold the tea cup
{I am MiMi, I'm just a herald, I have been instructed to look over you and see if Project .H.I.V.E.M.I.N.D is viable for mass production}
"Project hivemind?"
{Yes, but you shall not know the extent of it for now} The girls says as she drinks again from the tea, keeping a royal aura within her, despite the fact that she's wearing a goddamn swimsuit {What you will receive is a reward}
>"What more crazy voices?"
>"Reward?"
>"..."
>Other
>>3687483
>Reward?
[Hey!
a) See it as a compliment.
b) We're WAAAY better than the old guys.]
>>3687483
>Reward?
>>3687483
>1 free ticket to non-cannon lewds.
[mass produce? Even though it's fun torturing Jaune here. Having an entire civilization like this is asking for trouble.]
>>3687483
[What does .H.I.V.E.M.I.N.D stand for, since it's an acronym? And what should we call you?]
"Reward?" You ask, stranged at her
[mass produce? Even though it's fun torturing Jaune here. Having an entire civilization like this is asking for trouble.]
The girl ignores you and looks away {You reward shall be as follows} she says as she extends one finger on her right hand {you will be able to have one wish, this wish will only affect physical things and not spiritual or psychological, you will not be able to kill anyone...but you can revive someone, this wish will only affect itself in the present time, so you will not be able to wish for things that happen in the future} she says as she refills your tea cup
[Hey!
a) See it as a compliment.
b) We're WAAAY better than the old guys.]
{He is right, previous attempts have ended in suicide, Asylum, or disappearances, you are the only one that has survived this long, As for why? we still do not know that} She looks at you {So what is it that you choose?}
>Write in
>>3687679
>A functioning time machine that's comfortably usable by at least 4 people at once, and with an integrated, detailed and always (even in the case of a breakdown) available description on how to use it and how to repair it with easily acquirable items on Remnant
>>3687679
"Do we have to use the wish right away, or can we save it for when we need it?"
>>3687679
>Chainsaw Katana
[BACK THE FUCK UP, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS!?]
>>3687679
[Wish for a genie that can grant unlimited wishes.]
>>3687679
[Actually I meant the old voices. The first voices Jaune had. They were terrible. Like it was just one guy trying to imitate us for a weird story. Heh.]
"Do w- Do I have to use the wish right away?"
{No you could save it for the right moment, a very conservative decision} MiMi says as she puts one leg over the other {Will you do that?}
>"Yes save my wish for later"
>"No...my wish is (Write in)"
>>3687822
>Yes save it
[Remember to make the wish very detailed. Don't wanna get fucked over.]
>>3687822
Yes, bank it.
>>3687838
Seconding.
>>3687822
>save it
[loli a shit. where are the milfs]
So as for the RASS request...>>3684799
I don't know much aobut em, so just post some recommendation.
[Actually I meant the old voices. The first voices Jaune had. They were terrible. Like it was just one guy trying to imitate us for a weird story. Heh.]
{You must be referring to MRK-1 N.E.R.O...It was a simple prototype, it could only guess, a more watered version of your capabilities}
"A-anyway, I want to bank it" You say to MiMi as she nods
[Remember to make the wish very detailed. Don't wanna get fucked over.]
{I am not a simpleton genie} The loli says as she looks condescendingly at you {I know what people want and I will grant it, but if you wish to save your wish for later, then I will allow it} She says as a card is summoned in front of you
{Go to sleep with this card beside your head when you want to make your wish} She says as she gets up, I can answer any questions about the current timeline if you choose, as well, feel free to ask me anything that is not a question that could damage the privacy and security of my employees}
>Ask Something
>"I think I just wanna leave right now"
>>3687967
Alina and Selena, the girls!
>>3688005
>How does Pyrrha feel toward us?
>Got anyone pregnant from /d/'s little party last night?
>How can we extent Jaune's abilities, with which I don't mean a board's strength increasing, but the ability itself - i.e. being able to use more power surges during a fight
whathappend to NQ?
>>3688051
Seconding
>>3688051
this
>>3688074
Starting presently.
Previously, on NQ:
-You received a series of "Atlas-approved" applications, each more useless than the last
-You obtained your basic armaments, all experimental and/or antiquated
-One of which was too heavy for you to even lift, so you decided to fix it to your mech
-You current alignment is: Law
And now back to our woefully irregularly scheduled program:
[ ] Leave it for now
[X] Fix it to the mech
[ ] Modify it for personal use
[ ] Other
>>3688166
“…Alright, let’s fix it to the mech. Where is it?”
<The hanger is just this way. Follow me.>
Once more, the green LEDs scatter and form a trail through to the back of the armoury and into a gateway that, at a casual glance, seems to lead to a pitch-black chamber.
As you step through the doorway, spotlights about the chamber activate, and focus on the vast centrepiece.
<I give you…the Dreadnaught-class landship, the Yamato Excellsus Mk II!>
Unlike his previous grandiose exclamation, this one seems to be quite justified.
The mech towers above you, standing at roughtly 60 feet high. The front seems to vaguely resemble a humanoid, but the rear extends at roughly 1.5 times the height, ending in a second pair of legs, giving you the impression of a centaur.
“That’s…a really big robot.”, you manage. You don’t remember it being quite this vast, but then you’re not sure that you should trust memory banks filled will obsolete dance music.
<Yes, the original model was commissioned part of the way into the Grimm War, I believe. It seems that the Legendary-class Grimm had multiplied to an extend that only a warship of this magnitude was deemed feasible to contend with them. I don’t mean to boast, but I have it running at over 90% functionality…although…there is one…er…issue…hmm…>
Does A-DIC actually look sheepish?
“What kind of issue, sir?” you pose, as you gently place your non-scanning hand on the front-right leg of the gargantuan beast.
And immediately regret doing so.
The monstrosity stirs.
The single giant lens on its head lights up red. And the head turns down to look at you directly.
You reflect that even with your incredibly robust new body, you’d be unlikely to withstand being stomped on entirely unscathed.
<Ah. Yes. This could be a problem.>
Oh good.
[ ] Greet the mech (write-in)
[ ] Back away to a safe spot
[ ] Attempt to mount it. You might be able to hack it, or something…
[ ] Other (write-in)
"How does Pyrrha feel toward us?"
{She was supposed to love you in the canon timeline but you've impeded it, her personality will change accordingly the more you ignore her, seeing as she was a character that revolves around your success and not hers, sooner or later she will begin to lust you, and the rest you can as J/aco/lyn or one of the more adult boards}
"Got anyone pregnant from /d/'s little party last night?"
{No they didn't /D/eviant was kind enough to restore everyone to the physical form they were before she used all of you}
[How can we extent Jaune's abilities, with which I don't mean a board's strength increasing, but the ability itself - i.e. being able to use more power surges during a fight]
{your success depends on your personal relationship with the board you summon, a stronger board you've never interacted with is weaker than a more obscure board that you share a deep emotional bond}
[I wasn't saying you don't know it, I was just suspicious if you might want to fuck us over. You know, cute loli comes, grants you a free wish... doesn't happen very often.]
{Compliments will get you nowhere} MiMi says as she looks away, it seems it affected her in a tiny way
[Who are the beings you're a herald for?]
{I am not allowed to say it....but you can make a guess for yourself}
With all the questions answered, MiMi slowly vanishes from sight, the whole world going darker and darker until you wake up once again greeted by a small confirmation box
>SC/OUT/ WISHES TO SUMMON HIMSELF
>ALLOW
>DENY
>>3688242
>Shower him with the smooth sounds of Marvin_Gaye_best_hits.mp4
>Back away to a safe spot
>>3688242
>impersonate Vic and greet it
"HEY DUUDE"
>>3688267
>allow
[We need a ringtone for that.]
>>3687967
You confirm the box and from the side Sc/out/ appears right beside your bed
"Yaay!" Sc/out/ says as he pats your head "A day of adventure awaits!"
"It depends"
"Huh"
"Depends on what day is it"
"Monday"
"....what hour?"
"1:00 PM"
"Aaaaah...crap"
>Wing it and just get to class on time
>You're gonna be late, so might as well take your time
>"....Fine let's go adventuring, you don't learn anything at class anyway"
>>3688513
>Wing it and just get to class on time
>>3688513
>>Wing it and just get to class on time
>>3688513
>Wing it
Learn shit.
You push Sc/out/ away as you try and get yourself as good as you can, shower just takes 2 minutes, hair only 1, you notice that now you actually have a small beard now, not just a few hairs loose on your face, but an actual honest to god small beard
this makes you feel MANLY
You put on your normal clothes, nothing to shabby about it
"But what about adventure?" Sc/out/ says as he tugs your shirt while you brush your hair
>"Adventure can wait!"
>"Sorry Little buddy, maybe next time"
>"Just stay here!"
>>3688714
>"School can be an adventure two, wanna join me? If it gets to boring, I desummon you and we adventure later!"
>>3688242
You jump back, slightly denting the floor, and turn to make a beeline for the doorway. It shouldn’t be able to reach you from the other side…
Simultaneously, you quickly search through your playlist to find a track that might sooth the fierce beast…and play the music on loudspeaker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
You glance up at the colossus, and brace yourself to evade further into the facility…
It’s…crouching? No…kneeling?!
The giant head bows down to the floor once…and then creakingly raises once more, facing you directly through the doorway.
「お兄様、お帰りなさいませ!もう、シーちゃんはずっと待ってみしたですの!」
You definitely heard it. It was…speech of some kind.
What?
<Yes, this is the issue in question. To my understanding, you were originally the AI specified for this model, and as such, without you it would have been nothing more than an inoperable empty shell. You were the only remaining uncorrupted AI I could find in the scrapyard that had full conventional cognitive programming, so I was forced to resort to…less conventional…AIs to act as the on-board operating system for the Excellsus.>
A-DIC has materialized next to you, still looking rather embarrassed.
“…Sir, might I ask why it sounds like a pre-teen girl?”
<…That’s classified information, Unit.>
The enchanting music drifts through the silence of the two chambers.
Then the Excellsus seems to respond to it.
「あら、お兄様!そういう風にいらしゃいますの?シーちゃんは兄様のことおこがれますので、ぜひシーちゃんの体を使ってくださいまし!<3」
You don’t know what it’s saying, but it seems very excited and jittery. It’s clasping what could be assumed to be its cheeks in its hands, and shaking its head about erratically.
You’re really not sure what to make of it…
>>3688750
[ ] Try talking to it? (write-in)
[ ] Ask A-DIC. Maybe he can get it to speak English/Atlesian?
[ ] Maybe one of your functions is a translator…might not be a good idea though
[ ] Other
>>3688750
I can feel the "desu"s and "yamete"s vibrating in the air, A-DIC.
You weeb green fuck.
>go over to it and headpat it
it worked with everyone so far, why not?
>NQ is currently lacking [...] demented lesbians, but that's probably going to change very quickly
>>3688814
this
also start playing Hatsune Miku on your speakers
Plus
>Maybe one of your functions is a translator…might not be a good idea though
[Guys. Jaune. I don't like it either - okay, I absolutely love it - but we should summon /d/ more often. She's overpowered as she is, but imagine what she could do if we were to invest some time and dick into her to make her more powerful...]
You decide to get creative
"School can be an adventure two, wanna join me? If it gets to boring, I desummon you and we adventure later!"
Sc/out/ just gasps at you "what sort of insanity are you talking about?! School is the worst! THE WORST!"
"Well either you come with me or you stay right here"
"NEITHER! I choose the third option!" Sc/out/ says as he looks at you like an anime character "I will take the first napkin! I will do what you can't do! And not even your stupid beard will stop me!"
Oh hey at least people are acknowel- OW
Sc/out/ kicks you in the calf and you yelp in pain and you rub your leg "ADVENTURE!" Sc/out/ says as he jumps from the window of your room and into the second floor drop landing perfectly and gingerly like a parkour artiste, running away from beacon
You kinda facepalm as you see him run away
>Fuck it you're pretty sure he can't die so he will be ok
>AAARRRGHH, I guess we have to follow him
>>3689045
>Fuck it you're pretty sure he can't die so he will be ok
[let him go. the only thing that can threaten him are older women. so be on your way.]
>>3689045
He looks like a preteen girl and he can't die, worst case scenario Glynda drags him to her office and tries to find out who his legal guardian is.
>>3689045
>Fuck it you're pretty sure he can't die so he will be ok
>shout at him: "Just try to desummon yourself if you get in any trouble!"
>>3688772
It doesn’t seem to be aggressive, but then you can’t really tell what it’s trying to say…you’ll probably regret it, but you might have a translation app in you somewhere…
Atlas-Vista Bubblefish…maybe that’ll do the trick? You activate it, dreading the result.
…nothing happens?
God dammit, what a gip. Then again, maybe you should be grateful the damn thing didn’t make you self-destruct.
Maybe approaching it calmly would be the best course of action…you carefully hold out both hands, trying to indicate that you intend no harm…
[Yay! Shii-chan loves Big Brother’s head pats! Please praise Shii-chan for waiting for Big Brother!]
…Huh. You guess it wasn’t useless. And now you’re worried what it’s actually doing wrong.
The mechanical titan lowers its head to your level. You raise your hand and pet the top of its head.
“Er…good girl, Shii-chan?” you tentatively suggest.
[Yay, yay! Shii-chan is loved by Big Brother! Ah, but Big Brother must be tired from travel! Would Big Brother like to bath first, or to eat, or…have Shii-chan <3?]
Er…
[ ] Choose one of the options? You’re a little worried about what they entail, but maybe it’ll make it happy.
[ ] This is ridiculous. Explain that you’re not its ‘Big Brother’ or whatever
[ ] Ask A-DIC for help?
[ ] Other
>>3689128
Damn, forgot to put on Miku. I'll put it on in the next bit.
>>3689128
>[ ] Ask A-DIC for help?
floating head send help!
>>3689128
>Give Shii-chan a little kiss in the cheek and a hug
>"I'm your big sis Shii-chan! Not your big bro!"
>D'aaaww for a while
>>3689128
>At least call me big sister.
Fuck it he can't die, he'll be okay
[let him go. the only thing that can threaten him are older women. so be on your way.]
[He looks like a preteen girl and he can't die, worst case scenario Glynda drags him to her office and tries to find out who his legal guardian is.]
Yeah you guys make a good point
[Yay! Shii-chan loves Big Brother’s head pats! Please praise Shii-chan for waiting for Big Brother!]
[Yay, yay! Shii-chan is loved by Big Brother! Ah, but Big Brother must be tired from travel! Would Big Brother like to bath first, or to eat, or…have Shii-chan <3?]
Woah, that felt weird, almost like radio interference or something, What the hell was it saying anyway?
You dismiss it and leave for class, putting a toast in your mouth so that you can multitask even faster and still be able to eat breakfast
>Cont
>>3689128
>>3689179
this
And now we should all sit back for a moment and realize that we're having a giant centaur mech as imouto
>>3689244
>Woah, that felt weird, almost like radio interference or something, What the hell was it saying anyway?
JESUS CHRIST NERO
You're paying for that keyboard. Or you're cleaning it.
Your choice.
>>3689251
>wanting to eat snek's cooking
>>3689305
I'm used to instant noodles of various kinds,Chi.
I'm okay with everything that's freshly (and lovingly~) cooked, no matter the taste.
>>3689244
You arrive at class, breathing heavily after running like a madman
"late once again Mr. D'arc!" a fat belly teacher says as he is about to release some Grimm for students to beat to a pulp "Maybe you will want to showcase your abilities to the class if you can afford being late"
oh well that's an easy one, I mean, it's only one beowulf
>"sure I can"
>"I can beat even more that that!"
>"I'll sit this one out"
>>3689356
>"sure I can"
[fuck it up fast, you dont want any surprises. It could be that boxing one.]
>>3689356
>"sure I can"
[Jaune. Don't be stupid. Don't overestimate yourself. Remember that weird Beowolf?
Don't. Overestimate. Yourself.]
>>3689356
Sure
[Should we go HAM?]
>>3689128
You’re not sure what to make of the situation, but you should probably at least explain that you’re not it’s ‘Big Brother’…
But if you’re not its ‘Big Brother’…what does that make you to it?
You really don’t want to get squashed
You quickly fumble with you playlist, looking for something sweet a calming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rFBkHb8CL8
“…I’m your big sis, Shii-chan, not your big bro! Can you call me big sis, Shii-chan?”
You really hope this works. You idly glance sidelong at A-DIC. He seems to find the situation rather amusing. What a dick.
[…Big Brother is Big Brother. Even if Big Brother doesn’t realise it, Shii-chan knows the truth!]
It folds its arms and turns his head up. Is it actually pouting?
<I wouldn’t bother, if I were you. It’s incredibly stubborn and almost impossible to reprogram or repurpose. Believe me, I’ve tried. Really, I should be grateful it’s willing to obey you at all. When I first activated it, it took me twenty minutes to turn it off again. And about a week to put the armory back together. Bloody childish thing…>
You sigh.
“Shii-chan? Perhaps you could just call Big Brother ‘big sis’ for the time being? Like a game?”
[…Shii-chan likes games…so Shii-chan doesn’t mind…]
It seems a little reluctant, but it seems you’ve finally managed to reach an understanding. And it should probably obey you, for the most part. You think.
Then you realise what you originally came in here for…
Ah.
[ ]…Fix the handgun-cannon to ‘Shii-chan’, like you originally planned.
[ ] Get A-DIC to do it for you.
[ ] Maybe you should ask if it’s okay with it?
[ ] Other
>>3689458
>[ ] Maybe you should ask if it’s okay with it?
>also ask Shii-chan if she wants the big fun shooter a nickname
>>3689458
>[ ]…Fix the handgun-cannon to ‘Shii-chan’, like you originally planned.
it's probably fine with whatever we got.
>>3689512
*wants to give the
[…Big Brother is Big Brother. Even if Big Brother doesn’t realise it, Shii-chan knows the truth!]
[…Shii-chan likes games…so Shii-chan doesn’t mind…]
what kind of trippy stuff are you guys saying? truth of what? What game are you talking about?
"Sure I can" you say as you casually walk towards the ring
"Good luck then, we catched this one just a week ago"
"Yeah, yeah" you say as you jump down the ring
[fuck it up fast, you dont want any surprises. It could be that boxing one.]
[Jaune. Don't be stupid. Don't overestimate yourself. Remember that weird Beowolf?
Don't. Overestimate. Yourself.]
C'mon that beowulf is in the past, beside-
you enter the ring and the beowulf looks at you for a while....
before nodding and extending his fist towards you, like an MMA fighter
ah crap
>Bump his fist, at the very least
>He's just a beast, go for it
>Nope the fuck out of there
>>3689458
> Maybe you should ask if it’s okay with it?
We must fuck the robot, as it is written in the code of violent lesbian scissoring and hand-holding for robots
>>3689595
>Bump his fist, at the very least
>then give him a fair fight (so put your weapons away as long as it doesn't slash with its claws)
[That's not us. It's basically a giant centaur mecha behaving like a cute little girl.]
>>3689595
>Nope the fuck out of there
[Nah mate jefe is still a grimm, he does not have honor only survival. he's gonna fuck you up if you fight fair.]
>>3689678
Second
>>3689458
Well, in for a Lienny, in for a Lien...
“Shii-chan? I’d like to give something to you.”
[A present from Big Br-Ah, Big Sis!? Shii-chan is so happy!]
“Er, yes. Sir?”
<Right here, Unit.>
The table with the handgun on it seems to have been dragged into the hanger right behind you. How the hell did he even move it? Come to think of it, how has he been moving anything in the first place?
Shii-chan seems to stare at the gun. How do you read the expression of a several-hundred ton death machine?
[…What is it, Big Sis? Shii-chan doesn’t know what it is!]
Your war machine doesn’t know what a gun is. Fantastic.
“Shii-chan, it’s a gun. I need to, er,…fix it to you.”
[…]
[…EHHHH?! Big Sis wants to put something like that on Shii-chan?!]
Why is it so alarmed?
[…Shii-chan didn’t know Big Sis was like that. But Shii-chan doesn’t mind. Please use Shii-chan’s body, Big Sis!]
So saying, it cradles what could be construed as its face in both hands, collapses to the floor…and spreads its front legs.
Huh.
<Well, go on. Are you going to attach it or not? The artillery port is on the front axel.>
“…between its legs?”
<Yes! Where else would it be? Are you going to do it or not?>
…
[ ] Do it.
[ ] This seems wrong. You are no longer comfortable with the situation.
[ ] Confront A-DIC on the matter. What the hell, man?
[ ] Other
>>3689678
[That's not us. It's basically a giant centaur mecha behaving like a cute little girl.]
Then tell her to stop! it's confusing me!
Why the hell do you have a giant centaur mecha anyways?! aren't tanks like five times better?!
You sigh as you look at the beowulf, and drop your weapons, making everyone in the class murmur around you, Nora and Pyrrha looking worried, especially Nora
You extend your fist and slowly approach the beowulf, then bump his fist before backpedaling, the Beowulf doing the same
Meanwhile the teacher just keeps looking at the beowulf like something is inherently wrong with it
The beowulf goes for the first attack dashing at you with a fist directed to you face
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_b-V7BdJK8&index=183&list=LLedlI5BTS8vY-i5jMwthCDA
>Dodge and counterattack
>Block and retreat
>Get a power surge (Specify what board)
>Go towards him and attack as well
>>3689838
>Don't confront A-DIC but give him the nastiest look you have
>"Sir, permission to make adjustments to Shii-chan so that it dosent look like she has a dick sir!"
>if not allowed
>"Sir, you are a goddamn pervert sir!"
>>3689838
Mecha centaur imouto has a penis gun.
There is a group of words I never expected to use in series.
>>3689838
>do it, and don't think about lewd things.
Oh I hope Shii-chan moans as responsive sound to acknowledge the insertion of new hardware
>>3689860
[Hey, a robot girl from an alternate, future universe is having a cute and somewhat lewd bonding moment, give us a rest. We'll look into it after we put our gun between its legs, okay?]
>Dodge and counterattack
>>3689940
seconding this.
both of them.
[how did the beowulf even get caught?]
>>3689973
[It wanted to. We should probably tell Pyrrha, Ruby and Yang to keep away from it. Just to be sure...]
you move your head around the fist and punch him straight in the jaw, it dosent do much damage but it makes him flinch, allowing you to open the space between both of you
[Hey, a robot girl from an alternate, future universe is having a cute and somewhat lewd bonding moment, give us a rest. We'll look into it after we put our gun between its legs, okay?]
Wait what? what kind of pervert puts guns between mech's legs, don't you know how much innuendo that has?!
you try to filter out the strange new voice in your head and lump it with the weaker ones, before focusing on the match again
[how did the beowulf even get caught?]
Good question
"How did you even got caught?" You ask quietly to the beowulf as you dance around him, making him point at the ladies, and stopping himself to sway his hips for a few seconds before going back to his fighting stance
Of course he had to be a horny teenager
>Run towards him and get on the offensive
>Keep going on the defensive
>Do a power surge (Which board)
>"...Look there's a good chance you'll die in here, whether I defeat or not"
>>3689344
Pls eat some good food lad.
A healthy diet is important.
>>3690215
>Do a power surge (/pol/)
[It's got a boost from Brexit. /pol/ can kill that thing in one shot.]
>>3690215
[See, you got it done yourself. We're encouraging your self-control. It's an important partof growing up.]
[Also, if this gets through, I'm very sorry for what I hope to happen.]
>power surge /y/
>>3690215
[Just kill him. He rapes your waifus in another reality.]
[Also make sure you punch a guy named Todd as soon as you see him... It'll be next year or so. Just... Just deck him. As hard as you possibly can.]
>>3690286
[Jaune doesn't even have a waifu. Stop being salty because Jefe rapes YOUR waifus, anon. Also: Because punching the guy that can cut straight through your aura is a good idea, huh?]
>>3689860
You glare at A-DIC
"Sir, permission to make adjustments to Shii-chan so that it dosent look like she has a dick sir!"
<I beg your pardon, Unit? Now is hardly the time to be concerned about human anatomy! The front axel is the only structurally viable port on the frame! Well, the back axel might work, but then the targeting range would be severely hampered->
“…Back axel?...You mean.-“
<Between its hind legs, yes! Of course! Honestly, do you have any understanding of structural integrity?>
“Apparently not, sir.” You mutter, bitterly.
Dammit. You grab the table…which seems to be bizarrely lighter than the gun. Weird.
You drag it over to Shii-chan’s crot-er, ‘front axel’
[…will it hurt, Big Sis?]
“…I’m sure it’ll be fine, Shii-chan.” You really hope it is.
Now how do you do this? You-
Even as the thought passes through your mind, a hatch in the ‘axel’ opens up, and a series of mechanical arms shoot out.
[KYAAAAA!], shrieks Shii-chan
In an instant, the arms grab the gun, wrench it clear of its embedded state in the table, and retract it into the opened socket, seeming to fix it quite rigidly in place.
You stare blankly.
<Marvelous! The auto-attachment protocol works perfectly! Now, you’ll have to activate it.>
“…Activate it, sir?” you feel in a bit of a daze after what you just saw. Why were there arms?
<Yes, activate the gun. You’ll need to give the slider a good working out. It’s an old model, so it’s probably quite stiff.>
“…The slider…”
<Yes, the slider! You are capable of retaining basic arms protocols, aren’t you? Get to it!>
…this is un-fucking-believable.
"Permission to speak freely, sir?"
<Granted.>
"You're a goddamn pervert, sir!"
<I fail to see the issue. Perhaps your human emulation is too engrossed? But this is besides the point. Are you going to do it or not?>
[ ] …Do it.
[ ] Sir, I’m not jacking-off my robot.
[ ] You do it!
[ ] Other
>>3690312
[What about J/aco/lyn or Nora?]
>>3690312
[That's why it's perfect, he won't see it coming.]
[I mean I could tell him to go imprint himself as a big-brother figure to Mayo, but that's just cruel, isn't it?]
>>3690351
>do it
>and like it
Lewis, you have a quite obvious tendency to force your protagonists into situations of unwanted same-sex lewd action.
You want to talk about something there? Repressed...feelings?
>>3690404
[Having Todd around Mayo is a risk. Having /d/, /aco/, /h/, /e/, /b/, /pol/ and /trash/ around Mayo is nothing short of horrible.]
>>3690351
>...do it
>While playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>Give A-dic the meanest stare you have
>>3690446
[It'll be fiiiiine, especially /pol/ ]
>>3690405
Maybe? I've never really thought about it. I suppose this is what I'm rolling with since I started CQ, since you guys seem to like it. I could ease off on it if you'd rather.
>>3690464
>/pol/ makes Mayo cry because it reminds her of her dead dad
>>3690489
He's not dead yet.
>>3690468
Geez, it was a little joke.
I like it very much.
>>3690468
Personally yuri isn't my thing.
>>3690468
Whatever, romo.
>>3690489
>implying /pol/ is anything short of SEKAI ICHI.
Kek.
>>3690576
dang, I wanted to do things to Marsha...or rather Marsha to do things to us...
>>3690634
Well, that's still a possibility. And there's always Nth Dream. At some point.
So what do you want Jaune to do anyway? You want to summon /pol/? that's what i've been getting by reading this
Also word of advice, you do NOT want to get a power surge from /pol/
>>3690685
/x/.
Spoop everyone.
>>3690351
You give A-DIC the most vicious glare you can muster…and then begrudgingly reach towards the gun-
[Kya! Big Sis, please be gentle to Shii-chan!]
Oh good. Just when things couldn’t get any more uncomfortable.
“Just…be a good girl, Shii-chan. It’ll be over soon.”
[…okay…]
Guilt-ridden and shaking with embarrassment, you gently, yet firmly, push the slider back-
[AHN?!]
…and pull it forward…
[NNNAAAGH!]
…repeating the process a few more times
[…Big Sis, please…!]
Why. Why did it have to be like this?
[…Big Sis, it’s coming!...]
Wait, what’s coming?
<Oh my! This is stupendous! I should stand back, if I were you!>
“What? Why?”
<You won’t want to be in range when it activates!>
What?
[ ] …Back off
[ ] Stay. You’ve had enough of A-DIC’s advice.
[ ] Try to calm Shii-chan down?
[ ] Other
(Last choice of the session, by the way).
>>3690745
And I forgot the damn soundtrack again. God dammit.
>>3690685
>Also word of advice, you do NOT want to get a power surge from /pol/
We're summoning /pol/ and you're gonna like it, you ponce.
>>3690685
>summon /asp/
[we need wrestling moves STAT!]
>>3690745
>[ ] Try to calm Shii-chan down
Be a good big sis <3
>>3690745
>Accept your fate while playing sound_of_silence.mp4
>>3690745
>[ ] …Back off..NOW!
>>3690931
/x/
>>3690931
>/asp/
>>3690931
Asp
>>3690931
fine, I'll concede to /asp/.
But I'll remember this, you kike-puppet scum.
>>3690931
>/y/
Don't you try to ignore me, asshole!
if you do tho
>/x/
because striped kneesocks are my fetish
You feel a power surge come out of you as you can feel a song ring in your head
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5_HH4b6BYk
Time to fuck up that beowulf
"IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME, IT'S JAUNE TIME" You shout as you run towards the beowulf, jumping to his neck and performing a hurracarana, making him flip and land on his back, doing a backflip just for style, then giving him a dropkick as he starts to get up
"It seems that this match it truly beginning now!" Yang says as she talks with Ruby "I'm your host Yang Xiao Lon and this is Ruby Rose!"
"That's Right Yang! It seems that today's match is a no DQ! no count out! Extreme rules match!"
"That's right! On the right side of the Arena is Jaune D'arc weighting....uh..less than his contestant!"
"And smaller as well!"
"It definetly is sis! looks like this match will be an uphill for Jaune D'arc, but the audience likes a good underdog, so give it your all Jaune!" The students cheering at you
Once again. You don't even know what's happening.
But hey you like it
>Hype the students up
>Pick up the Beowulf and do a suplex
>Keep kicking the beowulf while he's down
>>3690745
>back off
A-DIC's advice wasn't wrong so far, soo...
>>3691021
Accept your fate while playing sound_of_silence.mp4
>>3691222
SO MUCH HYPE
>>3691222
>Hype the students up
if they stop fearing, Jefe looses power!
>>3684916
Progress report.
I think this one's turning out better than the last.
>>3691222
Hype 'em up, boi.
>>3691222
>"And smaller as well!"
Don't think I missed that you fucker.
>>3691279
>"Is it in yet?"
Jeez, I just masturbated for the first time in two days. What the hell is up with the EXPLOSION jizz when you wait a day?
>>3691316
Like seriously, my entire lower body is fucking paralyzed with the exception of minor spasms in my hips.
>>3691279
100/10
…You think it might be best to listen to A-DIC. One last time.
You let go of the gun and make for the doorway, turning briefly to see-
Sparks fly off the gun. Is it shaking? Jittering?
Oh shit.
Space seems to warp and twist around the gun…a low, guttural tremor seems to reverberate around the chamber.
And then, with a tremendous roar-
[AAAAAAAHHHHN!!!!!!!!!]
The gun transforms.
The entirety of its component parts seem to fly apart in all directions, then reform, somehow growing in size with tremendous speed. The metal warps and shakes, launching forward and up towards the ceiling…
The gigantic cannon extends out throughout much of the vast chamber.
Then it fires
[OH NOOOOOO!]
The entire facility shakes. The flash is blinding, the shockwave alone from the firing launching you across the room. Everything goes white…
And finally, the world comes back into focus.
Blue. A beautiful pale blue sky stretches out above you. Clouds drift and dance in the distant winds...
<Magnificent! The machine is entirely compatible! Even without the reconstructive procedure, it was able to activate the core transformation! The blueprints must have been embedded in the framework! This is even better than I could have imagined! I am a genius!!!>
[Hooeee…Big Sis…Shii-chan is sorry for making a mess…]
You know what? This is okay. You can live with this.
<Unit? Unit! Are you paying attention? You have unleashed the true power of the Calaim Burr, the Dragon Breaker! Have you nothing to say?!>
The entire hanger roof is gone. Completely. It’s a good thing you’re so robust, otherwise you probably wouldn’t have survived.
A-DIC’s face appears above you.
<Unit? Are you operational?>
“Sir.”
<Yes?>
“Permission to go AWOL.”
<Permission denied. Now get up. You’ve a mission to start.>
A-DIC vanishes.
And Shii-chan appears in his place. Her expression is rather difficult to read, if she even has one.
[…Big Sis. Shii-chan will look after you.]
>>3691316
Considering how many people wanted Bert on Mari, I think I might change the picture.
>>3691341
Also I have to go get a pizza from the front in like 20 minutes.
Probably should have saved the wank for after pizza.
But seriously, who feels like a wank after pizza?
>>3691358
Shii-chan reaches down to pick you up.
“…Thank you, Shii-chan.”
So saying, you quietly switch your playlist once more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
And let Shii-chan carry you away.
</End of 3rd Transaction>
>>3691365
It's not /REALLY/ paralyzed, just like the feeling you get after running a lot or lifting heavy. The 'pump' but... Not from working out but from...
The pump from pumping my pump, yes.
God damnit.
>>3691366
I do, bruh.
Seriously : Bulk + Strength training = Libido through the fucking roof.
>>3691394
>Pizza
>Bulking
>Not milkshakes and steak
Doin it wrong.
>>3691358
>Shii-chan is sorry for making a mess…
somebody got the greentexts with the messy bun?
F-for research.
"WHAT?!" You shout as you raise your hands to the students them replying with a "WHAT?!" of their own
"And it looks like Jaune is pleasing the crowd! at the end of the day that's what sets the good from the bad don't you think Ruby?!"
"He's certainly pleasing me I tell you that!"
"...Ruby are you aware of what you just said?"
"Yes I did and now I can't take it back! still, you can't argue with that beard of his!"
"Yes you can't!"
"Oh but wait! what's this?"
You don't notice as the beowulf grabs your back and performs a german suplex on you, making you hit your head with the floor
"OW THAT MUST HAVE HURT"
"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING RUBY I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BEOWULF DO THAT!"
"YOU ONLY SEE THAT ON BEACON YANG, YOU ONLY SEE THAT ON BEACON"
The crowd booes as the beowulf gets up, grabbing you by the neck and getting you up
>STONE COLD STUNNER
>DDT
>KICK HIM AND IRISH WIP TO THE WALL
>>3691413
>Not eating everything that's within your reach
>Bulking
lmao'ing at your life.
>>3691458
>>KICK HIM AND IRISH WIP TO THE WALL
>>3691458
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE ARE
but I like Ireland so
>Irish Wip
>>3691458
RKO!
>>3691459
I remember some bodybuilder ONLY ever ate chicken nuggets while bulking.
He had a SUPER heart attack.
>>3691492
4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gMt3FKlgUo
>>3691458
you kick the beowulf in the nuts, making him recoil as you grab his arm and throw him towards the wall, making him smash his head against it, and put his back on the wall so he can rest
"A brutal Irish whip by Jaune!"
"He's not screwing around this guy!"
"Ruby let me tell you when I see Jaune these days, he has this aura around him of pure danger have I told you that?"
"No you haven't Yang and I agree with you, whatever Jaune is doing these days, he needs to let the students of beacon in on his secret because his progress is AMAZING"
"True dat, but what is Jaune gonna do now that he has the beowulf on the wall?!"
>RUNNING ENZUIGIRI
>CURBSTOMP
>THE SPEAR
>>3691588
thanks
Sometime I feel RWBYgt is 40% JoJo, 40% /fit/ and 20% stuffed turtles
>>3691630
>look at Pyrrha and wink
>"this one's for you."
>THE SPEAR
>>3691630
RKO GOD DAMNIT.
>>3691630
>CURBSTOMP
>>3691664
>folder of Mari lewds
>none with Laurel
>>3691689
Alban's still a little sore about losing the MariBowl, some he comes on here to shitpost at dryden and request straight Mari porn
Grimm here, why is jefe fighting jaune in a 1 on 1 cage match, with commentators?
......
Keep going. (jefe is greatest heel)
>>3691798
Why would he be? He got Maya.
> Stronger fighter
> Share some common interests like drawing and comics.
> Doesn't have voices in her head telling her what to do.
> Built like a lady, not a cow.
Seems to me like he dodged a bullet.
you run towards the beowulf and jump at him ready to smash his face agaisnt the wall
"Is this it?! Is this match over!?"
"We'll have to find out"
only for your legs to be caught by the beowulf and your body crumple to the ground
"A COUNTER! The beowulf counters Jaune curbstomp!"
"It seems Jaune underestimated the grimm! He thought it would finish the match quicker! but turns out it just made it longer and more painful!"
"That's damn right Ruby!"
The Grimm grabs both your legs and sits on you back you do- AAAAAHHH
The students gasp at the arena, some of them covering their eyes
"Oh god a boston crab! THE BEOWULF IS PERFORMING A BOSTON CRAB!!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcEV_XUCOqw
"THE STRENGTH OF A GRIMM PERFORMING A BOSTON CRAB, NO MAN SHOULD SURVIVE THAT"
"BUT JAUNE MUST ENDURE THAT NOW! THERE IS NO ROPE BREAK! THIS IS NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH, HE MUST ENDURE IT OR TAP OUT, AND YOU CAN'T TAP OUT TO A GRIMM, YOU JUST CAN'T"
>Try and slid out of the submission
>Bust a vein and FLIP HIM OVER
>Try to turn and hit his back
>>3691857
> Stronger fighter
>because she won one match we could've easily won by being a bit smarter
>>3691868
>tap out
.
.
.
nah
>Try and slid out of the submission
[WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE JAUNAMANIA GOES WILD ON YOU!?]
>>3691868
>>Bust a vein and FLIP HIM OVER
>>3691868
>Bust a vein and FLIP HIM OVER
>>3691869
That fight went about as good as it could've.
I should know. I actually powered Maya DOWN to make the fight winnable for you.
As it stands now, Maya could beat Marigold consistently 75% of the time.
>>3692161
>I actually powered Maya DOWN to make the fight winnable for you
Why tho?
>>3692161
So why are we following this chucklefuck and not the true hero?
>>3692219
Because we can't see that apocalypsing hip properly from ego perspective?
>>3692266
*pair of legs
brain wat, Beth has the hip
>>3692266
Run that by me one more time without a text to speech please.
>>3692266
I dunno, we've gotten more art of Mari since she's the protagonist, so the best way to see more of Maya would be to play as her
You pull all the strenght you have, essentially popping a vein
"What's this, it seems..wait oh god OH MY GAWD"
"IS HE DOING IT?! IS HE DOING IT?!"
You pull all your strength and flip the Grimm over with your legs
"HE DID IT, HE ACTUALLY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN"
You go straight towards the Grimm and throw yourself over him
"DOWN FOR THE COUNT"
"ONE" The students shout as professor port looks taps his desk in sync
"TWO"
"THR-"
Just before the count is done the same nevermore from before crashes into the window, sending some students running away
"A NEVERMORE HAS ENTERED THE RING"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
The nevermore clumsily grabs the Beowulf and flies away with it, Port trying to shot it with his weapon but to no avail
"A perfectly good match! Ruined! don't you agree Ruby?!"
"I certainly do! but could we call this a win for Jaune?!"
You lay on the concrete of the Arena with you back to the floor, panting and thinking what the hell just happened
"I don't know! But what I've certainly do know is that this seems to be the beginning of a new rivalry between Jaune and that beowulf"
"MAN VS GRIMM, THE QUESTION WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, WHO WINS AND WHO LOSES?!"
"AND YOU'LL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT! NEXT TIME! WHEN WE HAVE THIS CLASS!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBo6qx5C7Uc
(That's it for now)
(I'm sorry I won't sperg out with wrestling again)
(Just let me have this one)
>>3692219
>So why are we following this chucklefuck and not the true hero?
Because a protagonist who never encounters difficulties isn't very relatable. Although I suppose that's not what you're here for.
>>3692499
BASED HARVEY WITH THE INTERFERENCE!
(gg)
