AVIAN THREAD: Burd musk edition.
Avian thread, you say?
>>3677840
Come join the fun
Bumperino
BAMPFEN!
bamp
bump with content ya dinguses
I was asleep. My bad.
You ever been suplexed so hard that it immediately brought you to orgasm?
>>3685813
No pants.
The fruit of our labor was so ripe for harvesting ;_;
>>3694637
Sauce?
Gryphons aren't avians, guys.
>>3706371
what?
RP SO FAR: http://pastebin.com/wxHcN1SC
>>3711514
Only good thing to come out of Battleborn.
>>3711514
More?
bumping for more RP
>>3698465
>tfw stuck in Battleborn
>>3677233
I want Ben to use me as his personal latrine.
bump for benny
>>3717446
This
>griffons
based thread.
>>3744574
>Griffons
Not-so-based spelling, but I agree.
>>3744630
That's how pony spells it, and that's basically where my bird love comes from.
I think I'd prefer 'gryffon' overall, but 'griffon' is the habit.
>>3744660
Gryphon?
>>3738762
Someone should really add the "r"
>>3709997
>B-but they're shitty bird cat hybrids!
>>3744660
>>3744630
I think it's unfortunate that griffin (gryphon is also a name so this trends is totally screwed) has become a spelling of the word because the final syllable is supposed to be an 'o'.
Griffon and gryphon are pronounced the same and that's fine.
Original greek and latin is much closer to gryphon, so that's what I tend to like.
>>3751605
>gryphon is also a name so this trends is totally screwed
Griffin is the name, oops
With that, I'll post some gryphons
Why are these "Avian threads" always flooded with that one bird from Battleborn? Is it just a single anon samefagging and flooding the thread every time?
>>3752177
These threads started out as Benedict threads. We broadened our horizons to attract more people.
>>3752177
Because there's a set of people that like that
And not many avian fans besides them
>you can help change that
>>3751605
I suddenly want to know how the hell I took to spelling it "gryphon" if it's so underused.
>>3753640
It's not under used
It's used about half as frequently as griffon
Assuming griffin is all because of the name, you're in the 1/3 minority.
Not an unlikely scenario
Always learned from someone else, somewhere else. Must've been gryphon there.
>>3753001
Not gonna spend forever here but I might mete some out over time.
>>3753857
>spend forever here
I wish I could spend forever with griffpuss in my face.
>>3753999
>Have a couple variants
Well that's a motive to keep the thread bumped and not just benny friends isn't it?
Do you like sfw gryphons too?
>>3754189
I do, though dick and snatch take precedence.
how about cute birds?
>>3757301
CUTE
>>3677233
Posting burb
>>3759665
>>3759697
>>3759710
>>3759738
>>3759756
>>3759784
>>3759839
>>3759870
>>3759885
>>3759903
>>3759924
>>3759939
>>3759953
That's all for now.
>>3759665
Those hips are just dumb, mayn
>bump
How do you guys prefer your Talon and Wing placement on anthro burds?
Do you prefer wings on their backs or as their arms? Or talons for arms? Or just talons for feet?
post some anthro birb butt for me
in return i gibe some fletchling
>>3765504
>>3765522
have some articuno too, to celebrate the dubs
>>3765532
granted, I would have still posted some articuno even if the dubs weren't there
but don't let that spoil it
>>3765546
>>3765431
Wing arms and feather hands are just too infeasible for me to get behind.
Wings can go on the back or I've seen some artists pull off putting flight feathers on the arm but that seems pretty difficult.
I like talons at both feet and hands. Talon hands have a benefit of looking like long dress gloves.
And long dress gloves are sexy...
Bump for gryphon poon
>>3763272
Danger zone
>>3765591
This is nice.
/Avian/ or /scaly/?
>>3765844
Here's a good example of flight feathers on arms.
>>3677233
birds actually smell similar to old books
What does /Avian/ think of Brogulls?
Giga nipples are kinda gross desu
>>3773249
Too human, not bird enough
>>3771756
Could be worse
I like that smell, actually
>Maybe the early bird catches the bookworm, eh
>>3773249
I like it (dont mind the nipples)
Probably the only ongoing I'm paying attention to.
I want more Ben RP!
>>3775193
Right, sorry about this wait.
> we head inside. A wide array of machinery is barely visible in the warehouse sized main wing of the building. Map schematics show up in everyone's huds and we follow Benedict inside
> "Awright, listen up! We're gonna split in groups a three!
>"So you three" he points to the others to my right "you'll be the Poacher team, search the main building. You! You'll be the Scrambler team, search the West hall.
> some of the other recruits start snickering amongst themselves
>"when yer done tickling each other's dicks there, you three 'll be the Boiler team. Check downstairs and see about switching on the power!"
> Ben looks my way "lastly, you and (you) get the honor of being on Benedict team. We'll be heading to the control station and see about getting some Intel there. Any questions, newbs? "
> "yeah" said one. It was Jack, who Benedict made fun of earlier" can we be called the omelette team instead?"
> everyone starts laughing. Oh shit I get it too now. I can't help but join in
>" The fuck are ya on about? "
> the laughter starts dying down. Benedicts eyes widen as he realizes the series of puns he just made. flustered and suppressed squawks come out before he's able to speak again
>"Oh FER FUCKS SAKE I SWEAR I'LL HAVE YER BALLS AFTER THIS, SKRAWW"
> Benedict grabs his beak and scrunches his face, he's going bright red. Everyone starts laughing again
>"ALRIGHT SHUT UP ALL OF YOU, I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER GODDAMN WORD Y HEAR?! Shut up ah SAYD SHUT THE FUCK UP"
> It takes a while but we finally stop.
> "swear to God I'll leave ya all on this rust bucket.." He mumbles as we all split up
>>3774127
The early bird catches my dick
Gryphon bump
Lots more...
Eventually
>>3779866
got male gryphons at least?
>>3773305
>"Too human, not bird enough"
>pic related has human genitals
>>3781189
to his credit they do have this uncanny aaron anatomy going on
also giga nipples. just. why
>>3773249
Absolutely terrible. I'm sick of seeing it show up on e621 probably more than the macro fox and falco bullshit that seems to get dumped 30 at a time in a day.
>>3687920
One of the nicest bird butts. Love this pose.
>>3783646
>macro fox and falco bullshit
I like Falco but I hate the macro garbage.
Ruined the F/F pairing for me too.
>>3779881
Actually none
What a world
This thread needs more male birds getting fucked in their cloacas.
>>3786605
i couldnt agree more
>>3773249
>those nipples
>that style
All of my nope.
>>3786605
Yes.
More please
I wanna fuck the bird.
I want to fuck Benedict's cloaca while he rides me cowboy style
Bump It
Guess what?
>>3677233
Thank you for giving him a normal enough cock. And bird pubes.
>>3802723
what
>>3806909
Chicken Butt.
>>3806267
Why did they make him so handsome?
>>3806267
what is this from i need to know
>>3809931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA2-0nTxaGg
official nintendo animated short
not as good as a Fox in Space, but still decent
>>3810355
that was pretty cool
>>3806909
>those fucking artifacts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGVzt3sSGJM
>>3807781
Wow lewd
nice
meme
Gryphons are avian meme XD
>>3814604
Who made this? Why is egg laying a fetish? You people might as well fetishize childbirth. I don't understand how your minds work, this is quite unsettling.
>>3816869
>not liking oviposition
FAG
>>3817104
What is the appeal of oviposition? What's arousing about a painful reproductive action? If pic related was an actual bird, she wouldn't look so happy.
>>3817104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIy2BK6e3wo
Do you find this hot? You wretched little man.
/trash/ is cancer
>>3818111
checked
>>3817980
>what's arousing about a painful reproductive action
>about a painful reproductive action
>reproductive action
Anon, do you know what sex is?
>>3820093
That wasn't a very intelligent response, friend. Laying an egg is a painful, often bloody ordeal.
I doubt female birds are turned on by giving birth.
>>3810355
Fox in Space for Wolf, Zero short for Falco.
>>3765504
We could use more feral birds, I think.
>>3765532
>The one Articuno will never lord her status as a legendary creature over you
>She will never use this position to bully you into your place as her slave and subordinate
>You will never be 'forced' to live out an existence whose only purpose is to please her icy cloaca.
>>3771697
Either way it's fine for this thread.
>>3821689
Some women orgasm when giving birth and with some hens laying eggs daily it's probably not all that painful.
It's like wondering why anyone would like large insertions.
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>>3822720
As long as they're sentient.
>>3823821
Indeed
>a bird person will never give you this look
>tfw no woodpecker bf
>>3823821
Agree
>>3775870
Gonna continue
> we follow the Poacher team thru the main hall. Once we arrive at the far side , we begin signalling to them to meet us back here after a full sweep
>"You could just say so" one says back "were right here...."
>"even still, some subterfuge would be nice, WOULDN'T IT"
> Benedict's famous voice pitches actually sent feedback to everyone's comm systems
>"noted" he signs back
>I think my ears are ringing
> our team heads inside into a narrow hallway leading to various office rooms
> "alright, left hand approach"
> silence
>"What? It's when you take your left hand and keep it on the wall. Y know in mazes, it's how you make sure you cover all the ground and -y know what just follow me" Benny resigns
> so we follow him as we sweep every room
> nothing out of the ordinary so far. Meeting room, break room, a few small cubicle farms, this seemed to go on forever though
> Benedict stops
>"Hey, you" he points at "Perse", our other teammate" scout the next few rooms , will ya?"
>"What for?"
>"we should take a moment to guard our six"
>I have no idea what he's talking about
>"whatever"
> he heads off, and we stay on guard fading the opposite way
> when he's out of sight Benedict uncocks his gun and pulls me in by the hips
>"hey-"
>"Sorry Private, jus trying something"
> he hugs tight, and I feel him breathe deep
>"sarge, are you alright?"
>"yeah, I'm fine now"
> I realize he's been upset for a while, and now I know why
>"August , you're not upset about the jokes, are you?"
> he always was on and off about the puns. It didn't make much sense
> he sighs "It kinda gets old when yer not in the mood"
> he lets go and raises his guard in one move
>"now let's get going"
Bamppu for Ben
can we get more males
also Ben is gr8
free bump
>>3847127
Gryphons are shit
>>3847159
i don't have much of others though
>>3847278
Welll you'd think with the 4th coming up we'd have more bara eagles or something
>>3851706
that wouldnt be too bad
>>3841153
>You and Ben continue forward with the other soldier trailing behind. The factory is quite a sight, rusted and creaky. The husks of machinery and equipment are littered about the floor, making you watch every step you take.
>The silence is killing you, the only sounds are that of footsteps and the occasional crack and crunch of debris being crushed underfoot. You've never been a big fan of the dark, and your flashlights are the only source of illumination around.
>"BLEARRGHHHH" Ben screeches, grabbing you on the shoulder and giving you a shake. Your entire body spasms like you've been struck by lightning, you drop your gun in fear and duck your head into Ben's chest, almost on instinct.
>It takes only seconds to realize that Benny was trying to scare you, his laughter breaking the silence as he sputters to talk. "You shoulda seen the look on your face! Haw haw haaaaaw!" he chirps, wiping tears from his eye with his finger.
>You feel anger bubbling up inside of you, but it's quickly overpowered by embarrassment and the lingering fear you'd experienced. Your face is red as an apple and you're still shaking.
>Ben slows his laughing, realizing the state your in his expression turns to one of great guilt.
>"I wuz just messin' around private, thought I'd lightin' up the mood and all."
>You feel his left arm reach around your back, pulling you into his familiar embrace for a moment for you to calm down.
>You break the embrace and pick up your gun, shooting him a stern expression. His face takes on a very guilty tone.
>God damnit, you just can't stay mad at him. You quickly begin to grin and give him a soft punch on the shoulder, "It was pretty funny" you chuckle. His face lightens up in an instant, but you hear a shrill cry from behind.
>"Sargent! We have hostiles!"
yeah this thread totally needs more cocks
I'm the guy who made a huge deal about people posting feral eagle stuff in the last thread, and I've made a new discovery.
I actually like it.
Not the shitty drawings, but the IRL videos taken by bird watchers. It's pretty good,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GuT69iTTWM
I'm not sure how I should feel about this.
bampfen
>>3861118
There's other threads to tell about this.
>>3852364
Hope you guys have been enjoying the RP so far. It's nice to know other people have been using this for their fap material.
I feel like we need some more females, gryphons or otherwise.
>>3857507
>>3872015
why is foreskin always so hot
>>3816869
>Why is egg laying a fetish?
It's not even egg laying you blind nigger.
It's insertion, that's why there is bondage.
>german soldier
>>3818111
>You wretched little man.
You're probably not even white. You're probably an albino nigger which would explain why you can't see shit that's right in front of you and why you're retarded.
>>3874410
>over 10 hg threads
>over 12 mlp threads
>relevant bird porn needs to go
sure
>>3852364
>Perse bolts past, and we hear what was chasing him quickly approach
> we instinctively raise our guns and try to haul but we see them coming
>"VARELSI!" Benedict yells and we open fire
> All over the comms everyone's reporting frantically
>I try to block it out and keep shooting, fuck everything
>"- damage, falling back!"
> shooting, just keep shooting
>"hit, need assist-"
> shit almost missed
>"got em, oh fuck-"
>only a few left
> Benedict pushes me aside and fires off a rocket, I shoot the ones in sight
> looks like that's it
>"AHA, FINALLY A LITTLE ACTION" Benedict crows "not bad, private, time to see if yer 'trainin' pays off"
> he gives a wink, then cracks up
>"was that too much? I think it was too muc-"
>"FUCK"
> "right, never mind!"
> we head to the nearest group, Perse is with them, and they're pinned
>"flank" Benedict signs
> he runs out and I take to the side. We gun most of them and the other team joins in
>"good job on that scouting, Perse, really helped us out there"
>"there were too many! They got the jump first, why'd you even send me, i thought-"
>"Oh God, were you fucking around on the mission?!" Another joins in
> Benedict s feathers raise "back on point, maggot! We gotta round up and high tail it outta here!
>"he said tail"
>"THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY BIRD RELATED"
>"guys" I start. They both glare"uh, the others need our help"
>"OH NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE" we hear
>>3879657
(Cont.)
close by
>it's boiler team (I think?) Ones being carried by the shoulder
>"we're fine at least" says Jack
> the rest is still foggy, kind of a blur near the end, this was what I can remember
> after more bitching we split up again, wounded and a few escorts headed back to the ship, see if they could fly it close once we get out, and the rest find scrambler team. Benny led the rescue
> during he nearly had a panic attack
>"first solo mission in months and it's gone to shit! I'm done, so fuckin done..."
> he snaps out of it once we find the rest, they're also pinned under cover from...
> it's a boss?
>boss fight, more get wounded
> once we kill it a self destruct triggers
> we barely escape, the ship gets most and Benny stays at the rear to ensure everyone makes it
> I trip
> the ship starts taking off as the tremors start tearing the ground apart
>"AWW FUCK, PRIVATE!"
> Benedict kneels to pick me up
>"goddamn it, hope this works!"
> holding me in his arms he lifts off,
> the ship lowers a rope ladder and he flaps frantically to catch up
>the ladders in reach. I grab on, then grab Ben's arm. He rests his wings and glides once he's got hold .
>I hold on while he parasails on his end , raising the ladder as were being pulled in
>>3872015
Never see much porn of this guy
>>3877714
>tfw will never get turned into his personal robo-footslut
>>3880595
Better hope no one brings up Wave then
>>3880595
Stop liking what I don't like!!!111!!one
>>3880646
Pretty much
>>3880683
>Stop liking what I don't like!!!111!!one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEQYqFqbu7Y
>all characters are underage
>noodle arms
>mouth moves around various parts of face
>have one giant eye with two pupils
>hair is made up of giant tears
>shit games
>literally most autistic fandom (more than ponyfags)
>literally most dangerous fandom (see video)
>defending sonic fags
>any year
>>3880595
Splitting threads because you don't like what's posted is autistic though
>>3883094
This. We need to stick together.
>>3884995
It's fine. If Straight Avian wants to start up their own thread again I don't see why they shouldn't.
Cya Straightbros, it was fun.
Wait a sec It's America day
Where are the bald eagles?
>>3886261
because america and eagles are shit
now falcons, falcons should be posted
>>3886484
>Eagles being shit
No that's Vultures.
just stop and have some fancy birds
>July 4th
>still no new bald eagles art
Time to change that, i guess
is this what everyone is looking for
>>3890004
>>3890055
>>3890214
well dang, two of em
>>3890493
they seem inviting enough, go for it
>>3890493
>not swallowing it to have the patriotism flowing through your veins
>>3891110
>mighty eagle is both
>>3891245
that poor thing
>>3891265
The world could always use more avians in jockstraps
>>3891245
yeah he's seen better days
>>3891317
agreed, but it's a shame jockstraps are scarce as is...
>>3891334
Ya. I don't know why they're so scarce, jockstraps are the perfect underwear for men
>>3891547
they're pretty damn good looking, yep
>>3891245
I was hoping someone would post that.
You have some fine taste there.
>>3891265
He seems pretty happy to me.
>>3891641
>>3891777
damn, nice
>>3891716
we'll see how happy he is when he tries to fly
>>3891804
Sorry to say it, but I'd love to see a chubby bird be either all embarrassed or be really sarcastic about being to fat to fly.
>>3892132
heh, nothing to be sorry for, embarrassing can be really cute.
Anyone in here have the Anon's Griffin Boyfriend greentexts from /mop/ saved?
I just hit myself in the chin with jizz.
whooops cant make it
have this wip
>>3896822
>2016
>still jerking off to anthro shit
Fuckin pleb, appreciate nature.
>>3896822
Pretty damn nice anon
>>3899465
thanks
>>3896822
HOT
>>3897537
Bumpity
Alright here's a topic:
What type of birds get underused in in your opinion?
