ERP Thread
In the butt edition
Previous >>3660543
>mfw my schedule keeps fucking me over
I JUST WANNA PLAAAAY
tfw no yandere
>>3665649
>Opens umbrella.
Really, dude? Ugh... There's bathrooms, you know. At least take it outside.
>>3665689
No. I didn't enjoy it before so I'm not gonna enjoy it just cause you asked.
>She glares at him coldly.
>>3665843
Does Ice Queen from adventure time count? I believe the person who plays Toriel says they also play Ice Queen
wtb tradwife, 30mil gp and and a set of rune plate (t)
>>3665853
Come ooon, let me do it. I'll do something in return for you if you let me.
>He clasped his hands together and tried his luck again.
>>3665770
Oh you know. Lurkin' or talkin' to some cuties, nothing special really.
>>3665838
Hmph... n-no, big sister wouldn't want me to cry...
Hey, any cute girls wanna play?
>>3665770
Hot.
>>3665894
>She furrows her brow in annoyance.
No. What could you possibly do that would have any use to me? Unless you know how to manufacture weaponry then I don't think whatever you have to offer would be worth my time.
>>3665916
i'm not a girl but i'll give you a hug if you want!
>despite his claim, the anon looked remarkably feminine. so much that if he had not clarified, he'd most likely be mistaken as a girl.
>>3665966
No... I don't think I can do any of that. I'm sure there's something else I can do. Come on, cutie.
>He gave up on getting sympathy pets and started to gently poke her cheek.
>>3665853
>Pisses on your face
>>3666003
Eh?
>smiles gently, before hugging the anon
Sure, sure, hugs are great! Hehe... it's funny, I don't meet many other pretty boys...
Work posting in new bread
>>3666030
>She smacked his hand away once more and shot him an angry glare.
What's with you? You got some kind of disorder? Invading peoples' personal space get you off or something?
>>3666079
>Deploys specialized face umbrella gadget and scowls at piss anon.
Stop that shit or I'll evict your ass ASAP.
>>3666109
<3
>>3665843
that Sylveon was pretty scary the one time.... though I doubt it really counts
>>3666126
>Pisses on chest
>>3666109
yaaay!
>he returns the hug with a warm hug of his own, a smile on his face. he then looks up inquisitively, excitement in his bright eyes.
do you mean that? am i really pretty?
>>3666126
>He chuckled at her reaction and leaned forward to be on eye level with her. He poked her cheek again while he laughed.
I just wanna pet you but you keep refusing me. And you getting angry just makes me want to bother you even more, it's cute.
>>3666155
W-wow wow wow wow!
>covers his nose, for obvious anime-related reasons
I'm ah... quite entranced~
>>3666184
Super pretty in fact! Hehe, if you hadn't said otherwise I'd have assumed you were a girl...
>blinks a few times, humming
Come to think of it, that's bad of me isn't it, given how I look? Oops~
>>3666169
>Deploys convenient full body umbrella suit.
That's it, asshole.
>She pulls out a big red button and presses it, causing a strange portal to appear behind piss anon and start sucking him in.
Have fun in the Boundary.
>>3666195
>She lifts her foot and forcefully stomps it down onto his toes hard.
Well, it's pissing me off. You really gotta learn to keep your hands to yourself.
>She steps back, away from him, and produces a lollipop from her sleeve. She nonchalantly pops it into her mouth while still looking at him, her face clearly not amused.
>MFW Steam summer sale
>>3666213
What's got you so entranced cutie pie~?
>He giggles and gets up, moving closer to you to admire your cute face
Friendly reminder that Iowa is a samefagging spergelord who's almost as bad as LD and DMG
>>3665021
>>3666271
You shut your whore mouth
>>3666271
I just woke up
Did Iowa get banned
>>3666271
>>3666213
>his smile widens, now stretching cheek to cheek. he spins around and excitedly hops in place.
thank you! thank you! thank you Cagliostro!
>after shouting out thank yous, he turns back around, looking happier than ever.
you're really pretty too!
>>3666268
W-well... besides your face, and your body...~? That butt of yours... and your cock~...
>smirks, tilting his head to the side
>>3666300
Twice. One for posting explicit loli and the other for evasion.
>>3666316
>giggles at the young man's eagerness
Cagliostro? What's that mean...?
>pats him on the head
I'm glad you think so... thank you~!
>>3666264
It's absolutely shit this year. Besides the servers dying, I have yet to see any worthwhile sales.
Like 10% off Stellaris? Why even bother?
>>3666336
What if it was all someone else replying to that and they deleted those posts?
>>3666336
watch it or I might just suck yours
>>3666359
Loli 500-1000 year old alchemist who was once male
>>3666257
Yowch!
>He brought his knee up after she stomped on his foot and hopped around on one leg. He slowly lowered his foot back down onto the ground still wearing a grin on his face. He stumbled over to her and got on his knees before producing a frown, sniffling to add to his act.
Forgive me cute Kokonoe.
>>3665916
You got the cutest girl right here!
(Sorry to that other anon who wanted to play earlier.)
>>3666271
>tfw Iowafags on suicide watch.
>>3666361
>the bubbly male hums to himself while jogging in place, unable to contain his happiness.
a-ah, it's nothing! just a friend i have to thank!
>he smiles and closes his eyes as the cat boy pats his soft hair.
you're so kind...!
>>3666271
The archive isn't loading for me. Are the deleted posts anything big or are they just being overblown?
>>3666407
Ah! My, you certainly are adorable... and shorter than me, that's new.
>picks her up before sitting down, with her in his lap, hugging her a bit
So, so, new friend... what's your name? I'm Yuushirou!
>>3666440
>is just amazed someone's as upbeat as he is- a lot of people back home are kinda relaxed
Oooh, I see, I see... and am I now?
>grins
Well, I'm the leader of my clan! I have to be, don't I?
>>3666472
>not using 4chanx so you can see dead posts
git gud
>>3666472
If you're using desustorage, the site went down due to illegal content. Cuckchan has all the posts now.
>>3666494
I am but they're just stuck loading forever.
>>3666402
>She frowns down at him in disgust and crosses her arms as he feigns an apology, occasionally swishing her lollipop around to the opposite side of her mouth.
You remind me of someone. And it pisses me off. You're the type I despise the most.
>>3666514
4chanX and AppchanX fetches posts from archives like desustorage, I believe. It went down, so the posts won't load.
>>3666485
you are!
>he looks back at Yuu, eyes wide in surprise and slight awe.
wow, you lead your own clan? i didn't know i was hugging someone so important. you definitely look like a leader!
>>3666516
Hah, damn. I suppose that's not going to help me with petting you, huh?
>His little act of sadness disappearing at her words while he just sat on the ground and rubbed the back of his head.
Reminder that Iowa has posted explicit shotacon before with Max and Lebe but has only gotten away with it because she made the excuse that they are not shotas but just feminine and because her defensive fanboys
>>3666485
>She wraps her arms around him, returning his hug.
You sure are affectionate!
The names Raspberyl, number 1 delinquent in the Netherworld!
But you can call me Beryl.
>>3666632
I want to impregnate Midna
>>3666516
>Violently rapes and murders
where are the tits
Why do you guys want Iowa to leave this badly? I was sure she was doing a decent job playing with anons. Who's next?
>>3666674
Dramafags who want to start shit for no reason.
>>3666556
Hehe, yep! Pretty impressive, isn't it?!
>pats him on the head
Ah, now now, I'm not sure about that... hm... really think I look the part?
>flexes a bit~
>>3666632
>stares, dumbfounded
I... I... hn...~
>>3666633
Beryl, eh? Hee hee, I see! Well, for a "delinquent", you sure are sweet. I bet you're not as bad as people say...
>he leaned in, then, pecking her forehead
>>3666674
Don't think anyone wants them to leave. Rather, their just knocking her off the high horse that they've been riding for so long.
>>3666674
She should not have any special privileges just because virgins honor her like some god. If she gets banned, she should just serve it and not throw a fucking temper tantrum over it.
>>3666738
This is like the first time Iowa sperged yet you lump them with people who try to make the entire thread about their own ego?
>>3666709
>>3666596
Not at all. Are you done yet?
>She pulled the candy from her mouth and gave it a few licks. She turns around and walks over to her chair, plopping down in it and crossing her legs, lollipop still in hand. Her tails shift to her left side and flutter around aimlessly. As she sits, she dangles her shoe from her foot, waving it around to mildly amuse herself.
You're wasting my time.
>>3666654
>it's a hologram
>>3666756
>first time she was caught
FTFY
>>3666271
>Iowa as bad as LD and DMG because she got annoyed at a dumb ban, meanwhile the latter have actively ruined threads for the last two months
Are you LITERALLY retarded?
>>3666674
I assume it's just been very few vocal people all this time.
>>3666738
I'm just curious but why do you hate Iowa so much? She erps like, AAAALL the time here. Unlike the two others you just mentioned.
>people sucking iowa's dick this hard
>people ignoring the fact that she was samefagging
o i am laffin
Can I get the discord information?
>>3666796
There is literally nothing wrong with sucking a cute shipgirl's feminine dick.
>>3666796
>samefagging is as bad as being LD now
Fuck off
>>3666794
>>3666796
you guys are just going out of your way to make this into an LD level shitfest when it was just Iowa bitching about a bad ban, yea it is kinda funny but its not anything close to LD level, im not saying Iowa wasnt being an idiot about it but its not nearly as bad as you are making it out to be
>>3666803
https://discord.gg/hGpyM
Hypocrisy: The Thread
>>3666709
>Beryl blushes, shaking her head as she is kissed.
Well, demon delinquents are different from human delinquents. I'm actually very nice.
Did I hear pizza oven?
Yes. Yes I did.
>>3666725
>She
>>3666709
>he smiles happily as Yuu pets him once more, not minding the head pats at all. he holds his hands against his chest as he praises Yuu's qualities, looking as girly as can be. his mouth opens a bit as he witnesses the cat boy flex.
ooooh! yes, of course! you look so strong! i bet you're smart too! and of course, you're cute and friendly! i'm just a normal person but if i were in some clan, i'd want you to be my leader.
That guy who said we're starved for drama last night is right. We're now actively trolling and shitposting a person who ERPs daily with almost no drama ever for the one time they get mad at the dumbest rule /trash/ has.
Grow up, guys.
>>3666839
>giggles a bit at her blush, nodding at her explanation
I suppose that makes sense, if demons are anything like hollows... would be the opposite of "delinquency", really....
So, Beryl, what do you feel like doing, other than cuddling? If you'd like I can go make some tea, or get a shogi board, or something!
>>3666760
O-oh God...
>looks down, to notice that his dick, by now, is rock solid. Then looks up and drops his pants
... Miss, I'm sorry, I know we haven't even properly met yet but I want you so badly!
>>3666828
It wouldn't even be an issue had they served their ban in silence. Instead they tried to prove themselves being in the right when it was clear that they weren't.
>>3666855
That is A UNITASKER! No room in my kitchen for such nonsense!
>>3666764
Never. You wound me with your harsh words and straightforwardness. Let me amuse you in someway, it's not like you're busy.
>He hopped up and wandered over towards her with his hands held behind his back. He eyed her up in the chair and hummed softly as he glanced up at her fluffy ears.
This is for all you faggots who don't know how to use the archives.
>>3663759
>(Three day ban)
(Guess somebody's hot pockets got burned in the oven last night)
>>3664159
This is why discord is superior
>>3664296
Sorry, only big tit tall women allowed here. Mods might get their fee fees hurt
>>3664593
aka Australia "A cup bodies promote pedophilic behaviors" levels of banning pornography. It wouldn't even be noticed if somebody didn't report it
>>3664614
What do you expect? People have it out for other people here, especially the 'popular' ones. Hopefully it didn't encourage her to go to discord
>>3664670
I'm sure this place will only be better without her
>>3664702
Um excuse me sir that appears to be a "loli" which only belongs on /b/. Please delete this or I, the shining white knight of justice, will be forced to report you. Do not force my hand m'lady, I do not wish to harm such a beautiful woman but the law is the law.
>>3665021
And this is true why? Because some random guy gave his opinion of somebody? What does it even have to do with what I said?
>>3666872
who cares
>>3666828
This
The first time Iowa goes full retard and people make her look like she is anything close to a real turboautist like LD.
>>3666872
and now you have talked about it even more then they have, they just came here to vent its not like they started derailing the entire thread for it because thats what you are doing now
>>3666888
Hi Paul
>>3666828
>bad ban
>when it is clearly stated on both the rules page AND /trash/ sticky that loli/shota hentai is banned
Are you clinically retarded?
Not to mention, Ban evading just so you can complain is global ban worthy.
Also, samefagging in a desperate attempt to redeem yourself as some sort of innocent martyr is pretty damaging to your credibility.
>>3666888
>her
Is she talking about herself?
I just want a cute femme boi whose face I can use as a nutpillow, is that so much to ask?
>>3666914
Yes, she is samefagging about herself.
>>3666918
You need pictures?
>>3666884
I don't know the big words you're using. But, I'm flattered anyways.
The ERP mafia sure isn't wasting time attacking Iowa for the first mistake they've made since RPing here; RPing here DAILY for HOURS with ANYONE.
I don't care what she did, that gives her some room for a mistake here and there. They've done more for the thread any any of the anons shitposting have.
But you kids won't waste a moment to eat up some drama and attack people, huh?
>>3666760
A pretty nice picture, but I know I'd prefer her all to myself. At least for a while.
>>3666869
>>3666865
I really, really don't understand some people and their fixation with anything but erp in this place meant for it but that last sentence truly is wisdom.
>>3666872
I agree she should've just kept silence, but how was she not right? The character she played yesterday isn't a loli at all, unless she posted something else besides Caliga or whatever her name is.
>>3666939
They'd be appreciated, yes.
I actually have enough nut for 2 pillows tho.
>it's okay to be a spergelord, AS LONG AS YOU SUCK ALL THE SHOTA ANON'S DICKS!
>>3666944
kys
>>3666887
>She shifted her eyes upwards to look at him. The irritation in her golden cat eyes was practically visible. She spun the lollipop in between her fingers a few times before popping it back into her mouth, then leaning over in her chair and resting her elbow on the armrest.
I thought we already went over this. You ain't got anything that would help me at all. I might not be busy right now but that doesn't mean that talking to you isn't a huge waste of my time. And stop staring at me like that, you creeper.
>>3666968
Everyone here's a sperglord, including the post you just made, kid.
Thanks for your contribution to thread quality.
>>3666968
>Calling that sperglord when you have decided to make an entire thread derail just to talk about it while they arnt here
>>3666862
>he's frankly quite caught off guard by just how feminine the other boy is... he's starting to wonder if he was considered a male when he was born
Ehe... I am pretty smart! And really now~? Well, well, the Shihouin clan is always looking for more subordinates...
>>3666957
SKULL!!!
>dies from the shock
>>3666980
>Everyone here's a sperglord
>being this wrong
>implying sperging is okay
>>3666967
Hmm, mind if I just borrow some of random femboys from some threads around here?
>>3666995
>reaction images and green text
How am I wrong about you being a sperg?
>All these kids arguing over a thread celebrity having a hissy fit
>All I want is a yandere
>Kawai might only be available Sunday and even then, he might not play that blonde yandere I was told about.
Suffering.
>>3667002
I'm not even that anon. I'm just saying your statement is false.
>>3667009
Kawai plays Sara now. These people will probably report him too for loli and get him banned too.
>>3667000
Go for it man.
*touches your butt*
>>3667014
He's not wrong, especially when he gets replies like that.
>>3666865
This, they're just waiting for another drama-free roleplayer to make a single mistake and eat her alive. Sasuga /trash/
>>3666958
Iowa was Caliga?
I will never understand how shitty cyber with avatars came to be known as erp.
>>3667042
cagliostro*
>people honestly don't think that Iowa has sperged as an anon before
>people honestly believe that she's a Mary Sue ava
o i am laffin
>>3667045
Erotic Role Play
>>3667022
Well now, that entire post makes me despair even further.
>>3666869
>Her ears perk up as she hears tea, Beryl hadn't had some in a while.
Some tea sounds great! Do you have any green tea?
>>3667023
The petite boy approaches you tentatively. Avoiding eye contact, he pipes up, asking, "I, um, I was told you were looking for a, uh, a sissy by the owners, so, um, here, here I am!" He finally looks up, meeting your gaze, a small smile decorated by the blush flushing through his cheeks
>>3667060
Who cares? They RP'd tons of great characters and were friendly to everyone.
Why are you so desperate for drama?
>>3666977
What if I compensate you with more sweets for your time, hmm?
>He walked up to her and stopped while crossing his arms, raising his brow as he waited patiently.
>>3667098
Just stop feeding the troll or otherwise dumb person who cares for the most inane stuff.
>>3666994
>he lights up in excitement at Yuu's offering.
r-really? that sounds like it'd be fun! and i can hug you more! but...
>his happiness fades a bit as he looks away, a little disappointed.
i don't really have any skills that would be useful to you... all i really know how to do is hug people. i don't think i can join. i'd just drag you down.
>his sudden somberness doesn't seem fitting for him, considering just how cheery he was seconds prior.
>>3667083
>he purred under his breath as he noticed her ears- how cute~! He was happy to see her so excited, and so nodded
Yes, as a matter of fact... It's really the only kind I've got to offer!
>>3667144
>blinks a bit as he watches the beautiful man deflate a bit, humming for a moment before nodding
Well, you know, I don't have a page. Clan leaders could always use those. You'd do little chores for me, fetch me things, clean my room, that sort of thing. Simple, little things that'd be a big help!
>Wanted to lick Cag's pussy today too
Fuck the lot of you you drama starved children. I hope you all fucking die.
>Cagliostro isn't loli
She has a Loli body type though.
Do you think hentai of Nowi/Nono from Fire Emblem: Awakening is allowed just because she's a 1000+ year old dragon?
>>3667118
>She raised her head to look at him. Noticing his waiting expression, she raised her eyebrow in return, looking unimpressed. She took the candy out of her mouth, her lips making a pop, once more to speak.
I have enough of those. I thought I told you, nothing you can offer me is worth my time. Just give up and leave. I hate persistent bastards like you.
>>3667186
She will come back after her ban is lifted anyway. You can still fuck Cag's cunt.
>>3667200
Ban evasion is like a month senpai
>>3667200
She turned a 3 day ban into a month ban but evading to bitch about it, bro
>>3667175
>he lifts his hanging head, looking back at Yuu hopefully.
a page?
>still looking solemn, he listens intently as he lists the duties a page of the Shihouin clan would carry out. realizing such simple tasks are most definitely doable, even by one such as himself, he lights up a bit once more.
i... i could do those things! i could definitely do those!
>>3667235
You can fuck her if she doesn't posts explicit lewds though. Why do you think Hotarumaru and some other shotas get away with it?
>it's a 'trash has shitty rules' episode
I tell you the loli ban is a little silly when I gotta look at furry vore/inflation and diapers to find the ERP threads but whatever
>>3667322
Loli is banned because it's illegal in some countries.
>>3667280
>implying they haven't posted explicit shota before
They haven't gotten banned for it because no one reported them when they've posted it.
>>3667331
then why is it allowed on /b/???
>>3667196
>He groaned and collapsed onto the floor in defeat. He laid sprawled out a motionless before letting out a long-drawn-out sigh.
Alright, I give up.
>>3667331
/b/
>>3667193
Cagliostro doesn't look like a child at all. Her body type is pettanko, you know adult with petite form and washboard breasts. I seriously hope we haven't become this much of a Australia. There are even pettanko threads on /h/ where there's characters more loli-like than Caglio is by far.
Now my character Machi actually isn't a loli either but she's definitely on the border like Yuru Yuris, mid-schoolers. Actual lolis are more like Kodomo no Jikan and Stra- ah fuck it. This is dumb.
>>3667175
Well lucky me I guess, ive always wanted to taste food from other worlds. Oh let me get off you!
>She gets off his lap and pulls up another chair, swinging her feet as she awaits the hit beverage
>>3667372
>it's a 'all flat women are lolis' episode
// What's all this drama about Iowa? Drunk Anon here, she's my all-time favorite to ERP with. Did something happen?
>>3667347
>She finally cracked her first smile, although it was born from relief of not having to deal with him anymore, but a smile nonetheless. She lifted her sleeve to motion over to the door.
Good! There's the door. Don't let it hit your ass on the way out.
>She spoke somewhat cheerfully, as if happy to get him out of her hair.
>>3667467
B& for Cagliostro
>>3667467
Got banned for loli, then got mad about it and samefagged to vent and then the thread threw a fit over it.
>>3667467
Got banned for posting explicit images of a character with a loli body type.
Evaded to complain about it.
Got her ban extended to one month
I wish _____ would show up.
>>3667502
She posts mobile all the time, I doubt she'll get the evasion hit for what it's worth.
>>3667472
Never!
>He raised a fist in the air slightly in defiance of her cheerful attitude before dropping his hand back down onto the floor.
I'm just going to lie here for a bit.
So.
Is there any lewdster I can jizz on then, I wanted Cag today but...
>>3667384
>stands and smiles at her as he flash-steps away. He returns a few minutes later with two cups and a piping hot tea kettle
I tried making it in western style... but it's still proper Japanese tea, yes yes~!
>pours out some for her, before handing her the cup, sitting down across from her to pour his own
>>3667264
>crosses his arms and nods as the boy lights up
That's the spirit! Well then, time for you to show me what you can do~! Go find me a stool... my butt's gettin' a bit tired.
>>3667527
A yandere
>>3667527
RACHEL
>>3667576
>>3667527
Reiko and Daigo.
>>3667611
WHo is daigo?
>>3667611
What did happen to them, did they just move to email?
>>3667623
THICC
>>3667568
I offered to an anon that requested a femboy. They immediately vanished. I'm picture limited, but I'll do my best. What do you want?
>>3667551
>Hugs the poor ghost girl
>>3667637
Oh.
>>3667630
I like femboys. What kinda one were you running?
I just really wanna fap.
>>3667573
I'm sure you did fine.
>She reaches for her tea and immideiately takes a sip of the boiling hot liquid , burning her tongue as she sips. Beryl sticks her tongue out and starts waving her hands, trying to cool herself down.
HOT HOT HOT
>>3667541
(sup)
>>3667556
>As quickly as it came, her smile faded and gave way to her usual grumpy expression.
Oh, goddamn it. Just gotta make things difficult for me, eh?
>She uncrosses her legs and lifts herself up from her chair, before walking over to where he lay and lightly kicking him in the thigh repeatedly.
Get out of my damn lab. Before I gotta forcibly remove you.
>>3667669
>smiles at her compliment, blowing on his tea and sniffing it... before noticing her trying to drink it right away
Wait you--! Aaah!!
>puts his tea down, rushes off to get some ice water, handing it to her
H-here! Ohhh, I'm sorry, I should have told you to wait... forgive me, forgive me!
>>3667675
As difficult as you made it for me!
>He took the kicks without giving much of a reaction. Albeit somebody might find it annoying, he found it amusing at her efforts to literally kick him out.
Why would anyone hold any hostility towards Iowa especially after all she's done for this thread?
>>3667573
yes sir!
>he salutes with a little smile, his eyebrows lowered as he dons a cute little expression of determination. he scurries of in search of a stool for Yuu. however, after several minutes, his search becomes more frantic as he struggles to find any stool in sight. feelings of failure and inferiority begin to well up within him. he's been given such a simple task and he can't even do that? how worthless... he begins to drag himself back to Yuu to inform him of his worthlessness when a thought pops into his head. he can't just give up here! Yuu's doing his best as the leader, so he's gotta do his best too! he returns to Yuu with a slightly nervous expression, contemplating how he'd react to his idea born out of desperation.
i... i couldn't find a stool so...
>he gets on all fours and presents his back to the cat boy.
so use me instead! i'll do my best for the Shihouin!
>>3667578
>>3667775
Hungry for the dramas.
Paul hasn't posted yet today so they're lacking any.
>>3667775
Something I came up with. Nothing shall remain intact or un-hated. Who well..dinno. I can't find the reasoning of doing such thing.
>>3667782
If people tell you to bite them do you take them seriously and do it?
>>3667782
Hi Iowa
>>3667372
I enjoy masturbating to you.
>>3667826
fuck off iowa
>>3667732
>She pauses her kicking for a moment and leans over his face with her hands on her hips. She briefly swishes her lollipop around her mouth before removing it to speak to him.
Oi. I'm a nice person. So, I'm giving you one last chance to move your ass before I move it for you, understand? I know you're a smart ass and all but you wanna keep your bones intact, right?
>>3667716
>She immediately snatches the water from his hands, dousing her tongue with the water, swishing it around in her cheeks. She swallows the water, letting out a satisfied sigh.
No please it was my fault! I should have slown down.
Lurkers, report in.
>>3667782
(I want to post a rp we never got to finish if that's alright. I believe I was in the middle of a foot massage and I fell asleep on you.)
>>3667810
No. I have something to do that for me.
>>3667826
I haven't the slightest clue to whom you're referring to. I am Rachel Alucard.
>>3667527
Elphelt
>>3667900
Bite me.
>>3667856
You're no fuuuun.
>He pouted before snatching her candy and popping it in his mouth while he jumped up onto his feet. He made a run for it after stealing her lollipop with a snide grin on his face.
Bye.
>>3667871
I want to pound this devil loli until my dick falls off.
>>3667882
Bets on who the next ava to spurg in thread will be?
>>3667918
Jiro
where did Midna go? I was looking forward to her
>>3667916
>Pokes a Cuteryuu chub.
>>3667882
>>3667900
Damn, I'd rather you did it.
>>3667916
When are you free? I have a feeling that I will go through boat withdrawal.
>>3667871
>bows his head apologetically a few times as she cools herself down, only feeling relieved once she apologized herself
Eheh... maybe we're both a bit at fault...
>he smiled gently, face hovering close to hers
... you're super cute, you know, Beryl...
>>3667776
>waits patiently for the boy, before realizing he's come back empty handed. Tilting his head to the side in confusion, he was about to ask why he'd come back without the stool- only to see him offer his own body as a stool.
A-ah no, that isn't necessary.... hm...?
>Yuu looked a bit closer- the boy had a really nice ass. Blushing a bit he got closer
... hm... hey, ah, be a dear... could you shake your butt a bit for me?
(uh oh, starting to run low on pics... may have to drop the av for Yuu for a little bit)
>>3667882
>>3667939
Lemme suck you already.
>>3667918
I already had mine a few days ago.
>>3667967
I work until Sunday but I'm free for an hour or two now if you'd like anything.
>>3667918
That newfag playing the ninja girl, seems like a real attention whore
>>3667971
No lewd images.
>>3667918
LD when they find out DMG did not still forgive them after thinking that them erping meant something.
Jiro because he's just that type of guy.
A lot of the HG ava cause they are all spergs.
>>3667984
L-lewd. I'm still at work! Besides, that's what Sunday's for.
>>3667882
>>3667882
>>3667911
>She doesn't move a muscle as he snatches her lollipop and runs off with it, perplexed by his theft. Her eyebrow raised, she calls to him.
Is that all you wanted? You could have just asked, you know. Jackass.
>>3667918
Shigure or Lupin because they're Iowa fanboys
>>3668013
you only going to lurk? or have some fun?
>>3668010
>Hugs the dumb cook. And gives their ass a squeeze.
>>3668010
>lewding on the Lord's Day
For shame, anon.
>>3667927
The safest bet in the world.
>>3667900
But do you have those weird vampire hypnosis powers?
>>3667882
>>3667886
(Go right ahead.)
>>3667909
Bite yourself.
>>3667945
I don't have a taste for degenerate perverts.
>>3667999
(I'm aware of the current situation, no more lewds while sucking cocks then.)
>>3668018
I support Iowa with all my heart and dick too. These silly things happen, though.
>>3668010
That's what would make it so fun though. Me under your desk going at it while you're trying to work~
>>3668013
Best idol.
>>3668018
Oh don't forget me and DMG and robutt, we're all fanboys too!
>>3668029
Sorry, just lurking today!
>>3668018
Ive already put my two cents in, it was a stupid thing of them to do but everyone seems a bit over obsessed with it, I had my episode the other day already
>>3668057
alright, just keep being qt then
>>3668033
Hiya succubutt
>>3668014
>He stopped in the middle of his escape and groaned again before looking back at her. He took the sweet out of his mouth and pointed at her with a confused look on his face.
I don't get you at all.
>>3668074
I feel lewd though, but I guess there's only so much I can do in an hour or so.
>>3668055
Extra lewd adoraboat.
>>3668105
Want a quickie? I can do a fast and dirty session. And, uh, not whoever you're talking to
>>3667918
>tfw I felt down, started to blogpost and almost did this.
Not saying this to be high and mighty, but if you're upset just take a couple moments to think about what you're about to post and how everyone will see it. I still think Iowa's melt down doesn't erase all she's done, but I can't pretend that it didn't happen.
>>3668124
Sure. How do you want it, master?
>>3668106
For once I can be the one saying go back to work.
>>3668018
I feel sorry for Iowa and how she was unjustly targeted. These people just want little flames to ignite. Everyone makes mistakes here and there, but how she handled it earlier is inexcusable.
Now let me hop off my soapbox.
>>3667912
That's lewd anon.
>>3667968
>Beryl got nerrors as his face moved closer to his, she could see clearly the smile growing on his face. She giggles to defuse the tension, her ego being inflated by his compliment.
Yeah i know, Raspberyl is the cutest badass in this or any other netherworld!
>>3668083
Hi punmeister
Spent last night making new refs for the bunnies.
Molly: age 21. Cuddly and mischievous. Loves to tease. Ludicrously jiggly.
Avery: age 19. Flirty and sarcastic. Watches more porn than was once thought possible. He's been here a couple times already
Marco: Molly's 18-year-old brother. Short and adorable. Easily flustered, but open with people he likes
>>3668146
who is this Ava anyways?
I'm also a third anon, and I wish to fuck her
>>3668146
Shhhhhh, it's almost the weekend.
IM SORRY IOWA! I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOU! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
>>3668052
>This is all my fault. I reported her. If I knew it was her I would have never done it. I love Iowa
Did the loli bother you that much?
WELCOME BACK.
>>3668176
If you're okay with the limited time I have.
>>3668175
Tenryuu from Kantai Collection.
>>3668190
Back to work!
>>3668169
Middle one's dick is off but it's still nice.
![3330ac96d0537d587f3b847ca733482a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/m2Ok4dZ.png "3330ac96d0537d587f3b847ca733482a[1].png")
I'm baaaack~
>>3668054
Is it because of Iowa?
>>3668207
I'll limited time lewd you~
