Hg thread
First for Subaru a best!
Wow, it's really late here! Instead of prepping for the meeting tomorrow, I'm here with you guys!
How's it going, dudes?
>>3660674
We ain't ever done nothin, the fuck you get that idea from? I grilled her ass off bout tryin to get at me for shady ass reasons, and there weren't none. Background checks even came up clean. She jus a hounddog
>>3660688
Alfred! It's wonderful to see you again!
>>3660618
>>3660627
>She begins emitting a bright light, dropping the card as her transformation begins. On the other side, would be a picture of the full moon.
Don't make me host my slow, shitty games, please
>>3660682
Next for "this couldn't be more false if you tried."
>>3660690
Oh, I'm sure. A tall-ass athlete like you that seems to know so much about her was such a gentleman that you declined her advances. I bet you also walked her home and tucked her into bed, didn't you? Give me a fucking break. You think I'm stupid?
>>3660703
And there it is.
Whelp, I called it, folks.
Didn't I call it? I totally called it.
What do I win?
>>3660674
The great lord Ainz Ooal Gown is no one to be trifled with. Any who oppose his goals shall fall in great despair with the only release being the death received soon after.
>>3660707
Ok.
>>3660652
No I'm not! I'm a little older!
I'm just stuck like this forever, asshole!
>>3660698
I am permanently like this...
>>3660652
For now yes, I mostly feast on fruit anyway.
>>3660647
Do you really think I'm that hard of hearing Yukine?
>>3660647(Kine-kun)
Even if it isn't I didn't say you were going through one, I said my little brother did, if you're permanently like this that would be fine.
>>3660688
Hey America, how are you?
>>3660700
>Stare.
. . .
>>3660707
>>3660718
Slow and shitty is what we need during dead hours. Do it.
>>3660715
I watched a fight scene. This guy is pretty neat. Is he the villain or the good guy? Either way I am down to ava him.
>>3660714
P-Please get away from me...
>>3660722
>Pets
>>3660735
Can I say both? Because he's both.
>>3660721
>Hugs tightly.
Awww! You're like one of us then!
>>3660722
No it's just you would do it anyway
>>3660714
C-CALLED WHAT!?
Where am I? More importantly, who are you!?
>>3660714
Ay man, if she wasn't also a dude half the time, you'd be right. Shit's weird, man.
>>3660703
...I knew this bitch wasn't down to fuck, s.mh. Finally got my black ass drunk enough to be cool with it, and she pulls this.
>>3660749
So an infamous hero of sorts? Like what Deadpool would be.
>>3660729
>>3660751
H-h-hey! Let go! What are you doing!
>>3660757
...
W-W-W-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!
>>3660700
Yo, uh... I don't think you've told me your name, dude. Can you please tell me your name?
>>3660729
Heya, Kaito! It's been a good day so far. I finally got to work on getting better jokes and annoying Germany with them!
>>3660762
He does good where he can but also have a malicious intent to go with each deed he commits... But yeah an antihero like deadpool is sort of like him.
>>3660715
Ooh. Oh, I'm just.. I'm just so scared, I'm trembling in my coat. No, really, I'm just shaking so quickly you can't even see it.
Listen, I work for Medusa. Like, THE Medusa. Nothing you can threaten me with is gonna mean jack shit. Are you done talking about things that don't matter yet, or are you still gonna try and prove how big your dick is?
>>3660738
Why're you so scared of witches? The fuck's your problem with us? We're not even all that bad, I think your issue lies in that third eye on your face. No, wait, that's just your massive fucking forehead, sorry.
>>3660756
Holy fuck. That is absolutely hilarious. Wow. No, like, no joke, that's the funniest fucking thing I think I've seen all week. Can you do that again?
>>3660757
Oh my god.
I'm dying. I would be laughing my ass off if I weren't in complete shock. This is amazing.
>>3660752
Not if you told me not to
>>3660740
Easy now...
>>3660780
I...I didn't? Brian, I'm Brian. You remember last night, right?
>>3660789
I would not be a loyal servant if I did not defend my master's name but the Medusa is quite the beast as well. Not that they could win against Ainz-sama.
>>3660769
>Looks away.
Hmpf..!
>>3660771
Hugging the new member of my family of course! Tracksuit! Meet your new brother!
>>3660780
Alright that sounds good! Let me hear one! Don't hold back now!
>>3660800
Of course I do, dude! I remember you falling in love with me, me flirting with you, both of us hooking up... It was a great night!
>>3660789
My problem? My PROBLEM!?
My problem is that you're all cold-hearted bitches that get off to watching other people suffer! I've went through hell because of you assholes, and it's taking everything I've got to not rip that smug smile off your goddamn face!
>>3660796
Well good!
Thanks...
>pets
>>3660820
No not tracksuit! Get him out of here!
>>3660789
A-ANSWER THE QUESTION PLEASE!
>>3660772
>Muttering under his breath
Cock blockin ass mother
>He clears his throat
Nothin man, don't worry bout it. What's been good my man?
>>3660789
Yeah yeah, nigga gettin cock blocked funniest shit in the whole damn world. Yuk it up.
>>3660730
God damn it. Fine. First 24 for Heylin Trainwreck Games. I don't use any of the tools so it's gonna be slow
>>3660781
So like say he saves a village to tax them? That on point? Either way I will start watching the show tommorow and start building a folder.
>>3660830
Fox McCloud
>>3660830
Maria and Harusame
>>3660796
Sorry.
>hands an apple.
>>3660830
>>3660836
God damnet jack. Go faster before I sperge on your ass.
Rick grimes btw
>>3660830
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3660830
Vampy
>>3660836
Seems you jumped the gun, friend.
>>3660830
Metal Bat
>>3660820
Here we go!
>An Australian is visiting England. He is from a small rural town and he does not know anything about traffic laws and street lights. He crosses a street and almost gets hit by a car. A police officer sees him and screams: "Oi! Did you come here to die?" The Australian replies with: "Nah mate, I came here yesterday!"
>>3660830
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3660830
Wall-E
>>3660836
>>3660830
Shishido Shirou
>>3660829
NO NO, NONE OF THAT "NOTHING MAN"!!
I heard what you said!
>>3660833
Well in the first episode he does that. except the tax is just all the information the town has.
>>3660830
>>3660836
Nabe
>>3660836
>>3660830
Envy
>>3660830
Against Me
>>3660830
Natsuki Subaru
>>3660855
You're banned anyways. My game is cancelled.
>>3660830
Ferris-nyan
>>3660830
Yukine
>>3660826
Awww! But brothers should get along! And you two are brothers now!
>>3660836
King Kaito the brotherly
>>3660830
Mama
>>3660820
...Kaito... don't do this to me again. It hurts.
>>3660821
Yeah man, head over heels out of nowhere. How I didn't notice you before is beyond me. You have a good day?
>>3660830
Ringo Roadagain
>>3660830
>>3660836
Scanty Demon~
>>3660830
Lumberjack
>>3660830
Soldier 76
>>3660830
Ririchiyo
>>3660830
gosto.
>>3660830
Lord Dimple
>>3660830
Kazuraba Kouta
>>3660830
Adachi
>>3660855
>He stands still for a few seconds, totally silent, eyes darting around. Then, he bolts for the door, stumbling on occasion
>>3660869
No he isn't my brother he's an idiot god!
>>3660861
What did I do to get banned?
>>3660891
It's a ghost! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3660855
D-do you think I'm p-pretty?
>>3660856
Oh ok cool, well expect a non-erp Ainz soon enough. Will probably use him as a filler for the time being.
>>3660818
I don't think we're thinking about the same Medusa here.
Trust me. What can your master do? Probably do some insta-death bullshit that makes you so scared of him, right? No. There's always some catch, some way around that. Something going on behind the scenes. It's just how magic works. Medusa's too good with magic, nobody can beat her, doesn't matter what they've got.
So, basically, my dad can beat up your dad.
>>3660822
Do it then, fivehead. Kick my ass, show me how pissed you are! The second you even come near me, you're gonna get a faceful of ether goop and die.
The weak don't get to have an opinion, dumbass! You went through hell because you were too lazy to get off your stupid ass and do something about it! Don't whine to me about your shortcomings.
>>3660828
You're a fucking were-lady, that's what! I've never seen something like that, oh man. What kind of curse is THAT!?
>>3660829
I just want to thank my mother for giving birth to me, allowing me to witness this. This is truly.. This is what my life has led up to. Seeing this wolf-toothed motherfucker transform from a woman. You can't make this shit up.
>>3660830
Mei Menowa
>>3660875
I definitely had, dude! I annoyed Germany with my amazing jokes, and nearly got thrown out of the meeting by England!
So apparently telling your friend you broke your pair of glasses that they hated is not a good way of telling them you were in a car accident... Who would have guessed?
>>3660906
As beautiful as the stars in the sky, well... Almost.
>>3660842
Are you sure?
>>3660826
I-if you say so Yukine
>>3660908
>>3660897
>He's peaced right the fuck out of there
>>3660852
Ooooh no... That joke takes a good eye... To get.
>>3660875
Alright fine, but I'm allowed to act coldly at times, because I eat so much ice cream.
>>3660898
Oh, so you don't mind being my brother? Oh my, kine-nii...
>>3660913
You ok soldier? Need healing?
>>3660900
Ass, gas, or cash. None of which you have.
>>3660913
a fuckin asshole's what he is not being able to find a silver lining in shit like that
>>3660897
...
>>3660906
I hear a voice coming from the sky, and I'm not taking my chances damnit!
>Closes eyes.
>>3660908
H-Hey! I'm a wolfman!
S-she's just my normal, not wolfman form! We're two different people in the same body!
>>3660930
But I have money.
>>3660920
I just want to be liked, but I'm not really good at it.
>>3660907
I look forward to it.
>>3660908
Ainz-sama surprises us all with every battle he enters. He does not rely solely on his magic and more on his knowledge and understanding of opponents to which he will then obliterate them as the one with a plan is the one whom succeeds. But based on my knowledge it would likely be an even match.
>>3660830
Matsuda
>>3660908
I'll show you lazy, asshole!
>he brings his fist back and thrusts it forward
>before it connects, he moves it to the side, unclunches his fist, and pets the wolf thing
I really don't like dogs or anything that remotely looks like them, but this wolf is kind of cute.
>>3660936
That would have been great before you got banned. Sorry, bud.
>>3660925
You cheeky android, giving me a scare like that for a punch line. C'mere!
>>3660912
Sounds like a good time, dude. I had a nice one too, but... there's something we have to talk about.
>>3660830
Albedo
>>3660927
I'm good, nothing a cup of cement won't fix.
Front of the cars fucked though. Luckily it's got insurance.
>>3660931
She called me an idiot, I think I'm more optimistic about the situation.
>>3660957
I'll remember for next time.
>>3660925
...pff-- DARNIT. You're really good at this, Kaito.
>If we took Korea's capital away, they would be Seoulless.
>>3660959
O-Oh. What happened, dude? Is there something wrong?
>>3660913
Dude? You alright? You don't need any help?
>>3660961
The important thing is that you didn't get injured. The car is replaceable, not you.
>>3660920
What did I say?
>>3660925
No I don't want to be your brother!
>>3660943
>sinks teeth into the apple
>feeds until the apple is dried up
Thank you for that. Do you have trouble talking with people?
>>3660973
>that image is adorable
>>3660977
To not touch your hat?
>>3660985
Yes, a fair bit.
>>3660863
Gender, it's too ambiguous for me to guess
>>3660985
>most things with hana in it are.
>>3660993
I'm a guy, nyan. It's purrty obvious.
>>3660972
Well, what happened was a fair number of days ago, but yeah I think there's something wrong. You see...I'm already a little involved romantically with another tribute here, X7-10.
I don't know what to do. I have very strong feelings for both of you. I told him about you today, and he said I should start by talking to you about it.
(tfw 4chan is convinced your post is spam)
>>3660936
You need to explain this shit, like, right this second.
So she's the base body? And you're the transformation? Alright, so you're a lusty woman that transforms into an old fart with shark teeth. Holy fuck.
>>3660959
But... I'm already 'here'.
>>3660972
I think they should be worried about your weaPUNs of mass destruction...
>>3660977
Why not? I'm a good brother... I think.
>>3660972
A friend who can take more of a joke would be good.
But nah I'm fine. Just a headache a a few scratches here and there.
>>3660973
I'm pretty replaceable. But thanks.
>>3661033
I-I'm not a lusty woman, that's her! Shishido Shiho!
I'm me, Shishido SHIROU, and I'm not old!! And these are wolf teeth!
>>3661034
>He rolls his eyes and wraps you up in a bear hug
HERE, silly.
>>3660945
Yeah, no, it wouldn't. Keep on lowering your expectations of your master, though, that's pretty nice to hear.
He went from unbeatable to having an even match, huh?
Real confidence you've got in him, there.
Check it, I'm not swapping because That will make this even slower
>>3661018
It wasn't to me you androgynous fuck
>>3660991
Do you try to talk much to others here?
>>3661035
None of you soldiers are replaceable. Keep talking like that and I will take your sega away for a week.
>>3660985
Oh well yeah... never mind
>>3661034
Because you're not my brother!
>>3661062
Exchange my spot with Albedo. She will be a prime example for Great Tomb of Nazarick's strength.
>>3660856
>>3660960
>>3661062
Lo-Looks nice...
>>3660947
>The wolf seems to enjoy being pet, and it becomes apparent (if it wasn't before) that the wolf was a living, breathing familiar, somehow draped around her neck.
>As for her, she'd simply stand there, unflinching as his fist veers off course.
....Uh-huh.
Nice copout. So you wanna tell me why you're on a holy crusade against witches? We burn down your town? Kill your parents? Or are you just old-fashioned?
>>3661047
Okay, that doesn't explain anything. Tell me how the fuck this.. Whatever it is.. Happened, and I might exorcise her for you.
>>3661062
Let the duel begin.
>>3661066
I try, but it's not easy.
>>3661062
Well I can't read..
>>3661062
Let's see...
Uh, I think I'm ready! I have my tracksuit and all my important stuff!
>>3661080
I explained it pretty well.
Exercise? I already do plenty of that.
>>3661022
Hm... I have an idea! List the positives about being with me or being with him, then list the negatives, then make a conclusion from that! If that doesn't work, then we can think of something else!
>>3661062
Looks good, dude!
>>3661035
Huh? You got hit by a car, but you only got a few scratches? Are you a nation too, or are you invincible?
>>3661034
Yo, I found this doozy the other day!
>There was this epileptic Roman ruler who was prone to occasional fits. He was also very self-conscious about it. One day, one of his guards (who also suffered from epilepsy) went into convulsions in the hall while the monarch was eating dinner.
>Assuming that the man was mocking him, the dictator furiously ordered him to be thrown into the dungeon, and issued a proclamation that it would be forever against the law to suffer a fit in his presence.
>His senior Praetorian Guard imprisoned the man and life went on...until one day, a young woman came before the ruler to request justice. Her father had beaten her severely, causing serious head injuries.
>However, as she began to plead her case, her brain hemorrhaged and she went into a fit, curling up on the palace floor and thrashing around violently.
>Indignantly, the monarch turned to his guard and shouted:
>"See, sir, Caesar sees her seizure. Seize her!"
>>3661080
Shut up. I have no reason to talk to someone like you. Let me pet this thing in peace, or I'll seriously hurt you this time.
>he goes back to petting the wolf
>>3661062
Looks good
>>3661087
You have to keep trying anon, don't give up
>>3661068
Go on and tell me
Alright, final roster because I pitied the one that CAN'T READ. Let's get this train rolling to it's doom
>>3661091
I did it anyway. You're welcome
>>3661058
Too tight too tight!...
>>3661098
... That was a lot for that stupid ending..!
But dammit it still made me laugh..
>>3661068
Not by blood.. But by bond!
>>3661091
You can't even read?
Fucking gold. You're just proving my point.
>>3661096
No, listen, I can seperate the two personalities into different bodies. It's easy as hell to do, but fuck if I care enough.
How'd this happen? You're not just born with a shapeshifting body and a perpetual succubus inside of you. You piss off a witch or something?
>>3661106
>It happily accepts the pettings, and she glares at it.
Fenrir, you traitor. God damn it.
>A black ooze starts to seep from the floor and encase your feet. She covers her mouth with her hands and muffles her voice, emulating a radio broadcast.
Remove your hands from the wolf! I repeat, remove your hands from the wolf! I will fuck your shit up if you don't remove your hands from the wolf! Last warning!
>>3661113
Tell you what?
>>3661127
There is absolutely no bond what so ever
>>3661098
Honestly, I can tell you that you have way more positives and less negatives. He straight up tried to kill me yesterday, and he's a literal killing machine, but something about that also pulls me closer, like I can break through to his emotional side, even if he is a synth.
This might sound crazy, but would you mind if I stayed close with him, even if you and I were to be in a formal relationship? I don't think he's particularly interested in anything committed, but I am. I don't think we'd do anything more that intimate with each other, but I can't help my feelings for him.
>>3661127
>He releases quickly, giving you a firm pat on the back.
Alright there?
Here's the bloodbath. Only two of you died, and from your own blatant stupidity. Great job
>>3661113
Maybe I will, but it's pretty tempting to give up. Thanks.
>>3661128
You didn't hear me?
I'm a wolfman. I was born like this.
As for her... attitude, she gets that from mom.
>>3661148
Alright, you two carry these back to camp. I'll supervise.
>>3661148
>Dumps the explosives out and takes the bag.
>>3661148
What do I need a trident for? I don't use weapons to fight,I only use them to kill someone for style points.
>>3661128
>he takes the hand that was petting the wolf and grabs what he can of your head
Wh-whatever you're doing, stop it! I-I crush your head if you keep doing this black magic shit!
>>3661148
Gah, I'm fine with this, but at the same time I'm not. I'm too tired to run this hard!
>>3661128
Are you trying to impersonate an officer of the law! That is a punishable offense!
>>3661134
Aww.. Well, I'll grow on you!
>>3661143
>Coughs.
Yeah, I'm fine, j-just no bear hugs, regular ones are fine..
>>3661148
Well.. We did it together at least..
>>3661149
Don't give up anon, keep trying
>>3661148
Oh...
>falls out of a window
>>3661134
The thing you wasn't going to tell me
>>3661069
Oh thank you...
>>3661127
It's our amazing sense of humour that can make someone laugh with a very long joke!
>I regret falling in love with my British girlfriend. You give your heart to her and she Brexit into a million parts.
>>3661148
AS I AM THE HERO, I WILL GET THE SUPPLIES AND YOU'LL BE THE LOOKOUT!
>>3661143
Sure, dude. As long as you stay safe, then I don't mind!
I'd make a joke about True Man's World here, but I can't think of one. Nice ambush guys, really, great job
>>3661172
The only thing that's growing is how annoying you are
>>3661174
There really was't anything
>>3661172
Heh, duly noted. How was your day?
>>3661189
that was quick
>>3661189
Beat by a bunch of girls. It's a shameful death, but a fair death nonetheless...
>>3661187
Really? That's amazing; you're amazing! Thanks Alfred, this was tearing me up all day!
>>3661189
...Where'd my axe go? I need that!
>>3661189
Well don't mind if I do kill you! This just makes it easier!
>>3661189
You cant be serious, did you guys REALLY think that would work?
You must be fucking pulling my tail here.
>>3661189
I-I'm bleeding! Someone, anyone, get me a band-aid! I can't take this pain any longer!
>>3661190
It's still something. So kindly tell me
>>3661153
No, dumbass, you weren't born like this. That's not how things work. Alright, my guess is that she's the main personality, and you were created somewhere along the way with fake memories. You think you've always existed, but in reality, you could've been formed only a couple years ago. Pretty common with split personalities.
Anyway, how much cash d'you have? I'll seperate you two for a cost.
>>3661165
Not a big sense of humor, huh? Don't touch my fucking familiar.
>She wouldn't resist, letting him get a firm grip around her green-haired head. The black ooze starts to burn through his pant legs and sear his skin, like acid.
Don't be a dumbass, fivehead.
I'm too powerful for you to handle, alright? You got nothin' to prove, so just walk outta here while you got two legs in tact.
Now I asked you a question, what d'you have against witches?
>>3661172
>She starts making noises to accompany her radio voice.
Bwip, bwoop, uh, there seems to be a massive faggot to my left, with blue hair and a punchable face, over and out.
>>3661067
I uh... Don't have a Sega.
>>3661098
Neither.
Atleast I think I'm pretty vincible.. It wasn't that much. Just hit some black ice and hit into a pile of rocks.
Luckly the rocks were there otherwise it would have been straight into the ocean.
>>3661187
That's not funny, when you think heart break is funny is when you're going too far... But I got the joke.
>>3661190
Aww... Well I like you at least.
>>3661193
It was fine, did I ask you how yours was? If not.. How was your day?
F 'em
>>3661203
Apparently the cat is a dude. Go figure
>>3661218
You're the one who doesn't understand here, and I'm not paying you to separate us.
>>3661229
...No comment.
>>3661231
Or maybe, just maybe, you're doing a fucking shit job at explaining it.
You don't want a growth removed? That's fine. You're so nasty looking anyway, the girl's an improvement.
>>3661189
We all have been selected from city and from farm...
They asked us lots of questions, they jabbed us in the arm...
We stood there at attention, our faces turning red...
The sergeant looked us over and this is what he said:
This is the Army, Mister Jones!
No private rooms or telephones!
You had your breakfast in bed before!
But you won't have it there any more!
This is the Army, Mister Green!
We like the barracks nice and clean!
You had a housemaid to clean your floor!
But you won't have it there any more!
>>3661206
You're welcome, dude!
>>3661227
Sorry, dude. I just thought the pun was funny...
>>3661220
Hm... Are you, like REALLY strong? 'Cause I don't know anyone that can survive a car crash with just a few scratches...
>>3661218
>Pulls the pair of handcuffs off of my belt.
Are you wishing to ad years to your existing sentence?
>>3661229
F.
>>3661218
AH, OKAY, OKAY, I'LL LET GO, I'LL LET GO, JUST GET THIS STUFF OFF OF ME!
(Domestic abuse joke here)
>>3661220
Then Nintendo.. Whatever kids call it these days..
>>3661246
She can see and hear everything you're saying right now. I don't do it because I'd rather not know what she's doing.
>>3661250
Got anymore? Or... I can sing you a song from my tenth anniversary album!
>>3661251
>Add*
>>3661253
I already know you're a freaky person, so there's no need to tell me about that part.
If there's anything you want to know about me, then ask it now before I kill you.
>>3661263
I'd like to hear a song, dude!
>>3661251
>She holds her hands out.
Go ahead. Cuff me.
I'm unarmed and helpless. Whatever will I do? Ah, looks like I've got no choice but to submit to arrest.
>>3661252
>She calls off the ooze before it even reaches muscle, though it still leaves some harsh burns on his ankles.
I asked you a question.
Look, I didn't come here to just insult people all night, fun as it is. I'm not entirely evil.
Well, alright, yes I am. But still, doesn't mean I wanna be evil towards you for no fuckin reason.
What's your deal with witches, huh?
>>3661261
Well, for starters, she fucked that one big black dude. Does that use your body? Can you feel that when it happens?
That's kinda weird. Gross.
>>3661253
>Stores the supplies in his collection
>>3661250
It's not that hard.
It wasn't anything serious as I said.
>>3661255
>Gasp
Not my Nintendo!
Who will take care of my nintendogs while I'm away from them!?
>>3661278
...next question.
>>3661227
It's been a bit of a rollercoaster. Don't know how much you've seen of my recent activities with X7-10 and Alfred.
>>3661250
>He gives you a quick kiss on the cheek
>>3661253
Nah man, nah. I don't trust cats.
I have no jokes for this one. Too lazy to think of them
Morning nerds.
>>3661286
Holy shit, you totally can. This is great.
Alright, so, can she talk with you in your head? Like, can you have conversations with each other in your mind?
>>3661278
>he sits down, letting his legs rest while they ache
You people are the same ones that tortured me about...one hundred times! I could forgive that, since I have a little trump card that allows me to live anyways, but you roped Rin into it all! You skinned her alive, dammit! You kept killing her and killing her until I turned into a monster! Don't you realize how wrong everything that happened to us is!? It was sickening! I would wish that on anyone ever!
>>3661285
Well, if you say so...
>>3661287
Oh, stop it you, you're making me blush...
>>3661299
Insert Princess Bride joke here--
>THUNK
>>3661301
G'morning, Uni!
>>3661299
Hey, how come you guys get to go as a group, but I'm going solo? You can just tell me if you don't like me; it'll make it easier on all of us.
>>3661301
>Kissu
>>3661299
I'm perfectly sane! This should be completely obvious to you guys!
>>3661308
F-fine, I'll answer your first, really disturbing question. No, I can't. I'm completely unaware to it.
But... I can do that second thing.
>>3661253
She is no wife or mother of mine.
>>3661285
Hana more than likely. But I suppose you understand now.
>>3661299
You did not have me in your sights soldier. Your stance is all wrong.
>>3661312
...Hello you.
>>3661316
>slap
>>3661291
>pic
>fuck
>>3661312
But you're so cute when you blush~!
ARENA MOTHERFUCKERS
We're at our final five
>>3661299
>Flails at and knocks into a series of traps.
>>3661329
What's with the hostility, dude? I only said hello...
>>3661337
Seriously, dude, you're just being modest~
>>3661272
Alright! I think you'll love this one!
https://youtu.be/LVrmR8cHGSs
>>3661278
Thank you for cooperating.
>Places the cuffs on her wrists, but it becomes painfully obvious that they're made of plastic.
>>3661287
I don't think much, other than what happened about x almost resetting me.
>>3661291
Why is that..?
>>3661342
What a shitshow.
>>3661342
A-Air! Give me air before I die, dammit!
>>3661342
>>3661348
You've earned a horrid reputation already.
>>3661310
Listen.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>She casually sits down across from you on the floor, closing her legs together and petting her wolf.
I dunno if you're talking about Kazurin or a different Rin, but whoever did that to you was probably a different coven.
I don't even know who the hell you are.
>>3661326
Man, that's fucked up. D'you ever wake up in the morning with a sore asshole? KAHAHA! Oh, man.. This is amazing. Alright, so what's she thinking right now?
>>3661354
.....
>She just breaks the cuffs, and a black ooze comes out from her shirt sleeves and disintegrates whatever was left.
Seriously, dude?
They weren't even real?
>>3661354
because then I have to deal with you
Wow. Half the roster dead in a single day. I think that's a record for my games. F 'em
>>3661356
If you mean this trainwreck of a game, you're absolutely right
>>3661371
She doesn't like being vocal when I'm the one in control.
>>3661327
Yeah, I understand...
>>3661329
>Enjoys it
>>3661354
Well, Alfred and I are boyfriends now is the long and short of it, and X7-10 was mostly messing with you.
>>3661348
Me? You flatterer you. What's modesty got to do with you being a cutie?
>>3661354
Wow, it's amazing! It reminds me of how England does it with his guitar!
>>3661365
At least I have one. Anyway, nice weather today, huh?
>>3661383
F
>>3661389
..
E-Ew!!
Get away from me!
>>3661395
it's raining.
>>3661388
When's she get control again?
Bring her out. Now that I know her deal she'd be a million times more fun to hang out with.
'Sides, your weird teeth are creeping me out.
>>3661371
Don't give me that shit! I wouldn't even know if you're telling the truth or not simply because there was so many of you! The only thing let to do is generalize and give each witch I see hell regardless of if they were involved or not!
You've said it yourself that you're a bad witch, so what's stopping you from doing the to someone else, or even doing that to me!? It's better to act first and ask questions later when it comes to you sickos!
>>3661401
No. I don't want her doing anything weird.
>>3661371
They were real.... Really made of plastic!
>laughs while donning a sly grin.
Hahaha..
>>3661376
Awww...! You're trying to drive me away, but all I see is that puff ball hat and that scowl that needs to be a smile!
>>3661390
B-boyfriends?.. a-alright...
>>3661395
But it's a track off of my very own album! Only songs with me are on it! It's very surprising... A-actually I have a song for this too!
>>3661383
What else would I fucking be referring to?
>>3661405
Yeah, I am. I'm evil, I'll admit it. I do some fucked up things for my own benefit, and I enjoy doing those fucked up things. Guess that makes me evil, oh well.
If you'd quit being such a crybaby, we could clear this shit up, though. There's no reason for me to lie here, fivehead. I'd gain nothing from it. I could just tell you I was the one that did whatever pissed you off so much, but I've got no clue what you're talking about.
There're a lot of witches out there I don't know about. It was probably a group of them. Don't generalize us.
>>3661409
C'mon.
You said you weren't aware of what she does, so just tag her in.
It'll be fun.
>>3661412
Are you even a real cop? Oh, fuck, why am I even asking? Of course you're not.
You look like too much of a gaywad to even be a cop anyway.
I was making the winscreen because I already know who wins, delay because of it
>>3661412
Don't touch my hat!
>>3661412
What? I told you once before I'm a little bi. Don't get the wrong idea about why I've been talking to you this whole time, I never assume guys are out looking for, you know, other guys. You're my friend. A very very good friend.
>>3661399
...Well, there's just no pleasing you, is there, kiddo?
>>3661390
Jeez, you're making me blush, dude~
>>3661405
>It's better to act first and ask questions later when it comes to you sickos!
It's not. Take this from someone with that mindset; it causes pain and suffering with those involved.
>>3661412
Really? Can I hear it? Can I can I can I?
>>3661417
No.
In fact, I'm leaving. Now that I'm in control, I've got an apartment room to clean.
>>3661430
There won't be if you keep calling me a kid.
>>3661423
>>3661434
>She snickers.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure she made a pretty big mess of the place last night.
Goodnight y'all
>>3661430
I think that means I'm doing something right, man. I'm gonna head to bed for now, love you!
>>3661440
>pets goodnight
>>3661423
Where the hell am I?...
>>3661440
Sleep tight riricher
>>3661439
Fine, I'll stop... Say, would you like to hear a joke to brighten the mood?
>>3661449
G'night, bro!
>>3661450
What happened to 5 minutes?
>>3661444
Yeah, shut up. Even Shiho wouldn't do... that.
>Growls and walks away.
The feast. Down to our final 2. Place your bets and/or jinxes
>>3661459
What? I'm just petting you good night.
>>3661458
Fine, shoot.
>>3661461
Obviously it'll be 76.
Rick Grimes will definitely win.
>>3661417
>My smile fades quickly and my face becomes stern and serious.
I'm part of the secret police, I don't need cuffs if I belong to a group that is purely for executions.
>>3661426
>Touches his forehead.
There.
>>3661427
I knew that but America I didn't! And don't say it creepy like that... And goodnight!
>>3661430
Of course!
https://youtu.be/FD-pWOZkgkQ
>>3661461
Do your thing, Mr Morrison!
>>3661461
76
67
>>3661481
Guess those recent laws about gay marriage really had a profound effect. Ask him about it!
>>3661465
Alright, sleep tight.
>>3661456
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
>>3661481
I don't want you to do that either
>>3661461
OH COME ON! REALLY?!
It's over. Finally
>>3661470
>>3661483
>>3661485
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>3661499
Guess I really am getting rusty in my old age.
>>3661481
Oh, for fuck's sake, and here I thought you were just a jokester. You're another one of those "I'm the shit" people.
Alright, I'm out. Later. Not dealing with another egotistical shitbrain, thanks.
>>3661499
Shouldn't have bumped the game.
>>3661499
I was jinxing him!
Nice work Rick. Here's the winslide, shitty winscreen in a moment
>>3661506
Well how the fuck was I supposed to know that?
>>3661506
MERELY.
A.
JINX.
>>3661505
He's a jokester, don't worry
I told you this would be shitty
>>3661469
Here I go~!
>I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.
>>3661481
Hm... From what I gathered, the person you're playing is going through depression? I've never been a smart one when it came to those deep lyric songs...
>>3661506
DUDE, YOU CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE LIKE I CAN!
>>3661516
Congrats to Rick, and thanks for hosting, Jackie~!
>>3661516
Could you not tell by the look I was giving?
>>3661417
...
How can I be sure you're not trying to lie to me here?
>>3661430
It causes pain and suffering when you're looking the woman that killed you and your friend countless of times in the eye.
>>3661488
Y-You too.
>>3661499
Congratulations, Rick
>>3661516
Thanks for hosting
>>3661506
A jinx eh?
>>3661516
Thank you for the duel, Sir. I really appreciate it.
Placements. New host that isn't me when?
>>3661521
Don't call me Jackie
>>3661532
Depends, are you stupid?
>>3661521
...
>>3661516
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
