>Getting swaps and requests for HUNGER GAMES MUSICAL CHAIRS
Whatever, let's get rolling now.
Good luck everyone.
I want to fuck that horse
>>3642105
>>3642079
>>3642089
>>3642094
I'm beginning to think you aren't worthy of being my sister's boyfriend.
>>3642100
If you say so. It's not like I have anything to wager anyways.
Haha...
>>3642102
Who?
>>3642106
My name is Christie Sarah Tsukiko.
>>3642077
...
Could you stop being this useless?
>>3642102
Even if it's just a game, I won't sacrifice my spot on demand.
>>3642077
I-I'M NOT WEAK! GIVE ME THAT FOOL!
>>3642102
Piss off you fool. I'm loyal only to my Father,not some human like yourself demanding attention.
>>3642077
When do we sit down?
>>3642114
I SHUT YOUR MOTHER UP WHEN SHE GAVE ME *HER* SPOT! MUAHAHAHA! I CONQUERED THAT ASS! WHAT NOW, LITTLE PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MAN?
>>3642077
Alright, let's see what's this all about
>>3642112
>sticks dick into
>>3642077
Alright. I think I understood the rules, good luck everyone. Let's have fun!
>>3642077
You'll never walk alone and some heavy metal
>>3642105
Toxic but useful! :)
>>3642102
>>3642142
I've only took orders from one person, you're not "my" commander of any sorts.
>>3642077
...Are you a sponge?
>>3642128
Oh, you know, sometimes you gotta take risks, gamble more than "mere" money.
>>3642128
W-What makes you say that?!
>>3642142
...
Die.
>>3642138
>>3642077
I'm not beink useless, this chair is just heavier than I first thought ~de geso!!
>>3642077
The perfect spot for gaming
>>3642102
Stop Yelling Uni.
>>3642065
Thanks!
>>3642052
Neptunia would be nothing without you Nepgear, you're the one who brings in all the shares.
>>3642153
Unless you're the tigres :^)
>>3642077
Yeah, screw this crap. I won't play around with you kids without my sister being around.
>>3642077
sorry to break it to ya, small furred child with a brain disorder, but your taste in the beats is pure bees-wax and i recommend RESETting immediately.
>>3642141
Soon my friend.
Soon. But for now we must walk.
>>3642176
True :^)
>>3642173
You're weaker than an avarage child, so I'll do it for you now. Don't get any funny ideas, I just can't see you suffering.
>>3642141
I want to sit down on Eila's face
>>3642084
You want to form a team with me? What a coincidence! I had the same plans once I heard the news. If that's the case I'll take leadership in this operation.
>>3642102
Can you stay quiet? I'm in the middle of a conversation.
>>3642162
Huh? What's that mean?
You're not talking about gambling things like your, right?
>>3642170
You're mean to people for starters. I've also heard rumors that you're cheating on my sister.
>>3642181
...
This is actually decent.
>>3642181
disqualification?
Come on!
>>3642128
I AM MASTERMIND! THE WORLD CONQUEROR! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE WORLD IS?
>SPINS 360 ON SWIVEL CHAIR
ALL OF THIS IS THE WORLD, YOU LIVE IN THE WORLD, WHICH I WILL OWN, I WILL OWN YOUUUU!
>>3642138
YOU WILL BE SACRIFICING MORE THAN JUST YOUR LIFE IN THE NAME OF YOUR LORD! YOU SHALL DO MY BIDDING, AND YOU SHALL NOT FAIL ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
>>3642162
I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS ONE PERSON IS, BUT IT BETTER BE ME. WERE YOU GOING TO SURPRISE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING? YOU CAN BE HONEST WITH ME, THE MASTERMIND KNOWS ALL!! MUAHAHAHAHA!
>>3642170
SUCH INSULTS FROM YOUR PUNY BRAIN, LIKE THE SIZE OF A PEANUT IF A PEANUT WAS, THAT BIG!
>POINTS AT YOUR DICK
>>3642174
Yeah no problem, you enjoy yourself then.
>She flips open a book and starts to read
This is what I get for playing without any legs.
>>3642181
Nice choice, I love retro 80's japanese pop song.
>>3642181
I'm too old for this kind of thing...
>Plays vidya instead.
>>3642181
>>3642193
>Picks up the chair with her tentacles.
I don't need your help ~de geso!
>>3642205
tone down on the autism baron
>>3642174
WHO THE HELL IS THIS UNI? DOES IT STAND FOR ONE?! THE ONE AND ONLY? YOU ARE CORRECT! I AM THE ONE TRUE RULER OF THE WORLD, MASTERMIND! MUAHAHAHAHA!
YOU LITTLE RUNT, SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR MASTER, GROW SOME BIGGER TITTIES!
>>3642197
But I'm a virgin.
>>3642208
hey aussa
>>3642216
What's the manga? Looks nice and feels-inducing.
>>3642181
>"DEATH IN THE SHAPE OF A PANZER BATTALION"
>>3642197
...My what? You didn't exactly say anything, there.
>>3642205
I just said it's not you. You're no evil spirit.
>>3642224
WHEN YOU MOTHER STOPS SPREADING HER PUSSY ON THE SIDEWALK, LOSER!
>>3642195
Fine. Letting the experienced one lead is the best choice, even if you're behind in talent and skill.
>>3642205
...
We're playing a round of musical chairs. You won't have the chance to do anything like that.
>>3642221
>stares
Next time just do that instead of wasting my time.
>>3642181
your taste is pretty good tho, squid kid. i respect your choice in the beats, and heavily wonder when the stop button'll do it's magic so i can take a well-deserved break, y'know?
QUICK, EVERYONE! SIT IN A CHAIR!
>>3642204
That's what you get for playing dirty.
>>3642205
M-My eyes are up here, you mong.
>>3642238
she'll only stop if you stop with the autism
>>3642247
>>3642205
Never heard of you.
>>3642229
I didn't need to know that.
There is something I need to know though, since you've been spending time with her.
>>3642237
Ah... I thought it was obvious what I was going to say, I just didn't feel comfortable saying it.
Your life.
>>3642158
How are we useful in any way?
>>3642247
This is the fucking best
>>3642229
haha fucking virgin
>>3642247
Almost didn't sit down in time.
>>3642240
You were wastink your own time! Don't blame me for that ~de geso!
>>3642267
we increase 4chan traffic i guess, it makes hiroshimoot some cash
>>3642247
Wait...is using Samson as a chair legal?
>>3642205
I like Radioman better.
>>3642247
So, this is really like a game of speed? Easy!
>>3642263
>Pets
>>3642263
My life in a "or I'll kill you" sense, in a "or your life belongs to me" sense, an "or your soul belongs to me", "you AND your sister's souls"...the list goes on.
>>3642247
...Uh. Okay.
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>>3642247
NO! I WANNA KEEP PLAYING! GIVE ME A SEAT, NOW!
>>3642247
oh, woud'ya look at that. a cooshin' for the tushin'.
>>3642276
Sorry for trying to assist you?
>>3642240
HAHAHAHA! YOU IGNORANT LITTLE FOOL! I HAVE MADE A DOOMSDAY DEVICE, SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT DURING A GAME OF MUSICAL CHAIRS, OR WORLD WAR, OR ANYTHING I WANT AS A MATTER OF FACT!
>>3642250
YOU LITTLE ASIAN CHINESE EYES.
>SQUINTS
IS THE RADIATION FROM THAT BOMB I DROPPED STILL LIGHTING UP THE RUINS OF YOUR CITY? IS THAT WHY YOUR EYES ARE SO SMALL? BECAUSE THEY WERE FOREVER ALTERED BY THE LIGHT OF MY MIGHTY ATOMIC BOMB?
>>3642263
YOU'RE HEARING ME NOW, THE GLORIOUS VOICE OF YOUR MASTER! YOUR EARS ARE NOW BEING DIPPED IN HONEY AND FRIED TO BE FED TO MUSICAL MONKEYS, THAT'S HOW NICE MY VOICE IS!
>>3642291
>Gives a seat, on the sidelines
>>3642284
RADIOMAN CAN KISS MY ASS, I AM THE MASTERMINDMAN!
AND THE VICIOUS CYCLE OF MUSICAL CHAIRS CONTINUES!
>>3642280
Looks like it, yeah. Just wait until someone catches on and tattles on you.
>>3642293
Jesus, where have you been?
>>3642300
Caps lock is cruise control for cool, but if we catch you speeding we will crash your fucking car.
>>3642235
>Ajin. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
>>3642240
I'm still as sharp as the leader of a wolf pack even a this age Tsukiko. I'll try my best to keep ourselves alive until the very end of the upcoming stage! Now we only need two more...
>>3642274
>>3642263
I-I thought it was relevant to the accusation.
>>3642263
Ask away, if you must.
>>3642300
Fool! Do not make light of such a tragic event for civilization everywhere! The dropping of bombs on Japan is a blemish on the face of humanity that will never be erased!
>>3642287
>Holds hat down.
H-Hello?
>>3642290
...
Oh.
Yeah, that doesn't sound like the gambling for me.
>>3642300
It's a little loud.
I don't know if that's good.
>>3642320
JOKES ON YOU, FAGGOT! I DON'T DRIVE A CAR! PERSONAL HELICOPTER! MUAHAHAHA, JUST TRY TO CATCH ME, I'M BEHIND 9 SECRET BASES!
>>3642226
No that's uno, which is also a card game.
>>3642208
Play a game or something. Reading is so boring!
>>3642312
I want to go on and sit dowwwwn
>>3642310
Excuse me, but could you try and lower your voice? It's so loud the audience can hardly hear what you're saying, and mindless gibberish isn't that good for ratings.
>>3642301
>Sits down
>Takes out flask
>Pours into a teacup
>Downs teacup
>>3642326
Her secret.
Do I even need to finish the question?
>>3642300
You made a machine like that and you want to use it to win a game designed for children?
>>3642312
...
This is starting to get boring.
>>3642322
Only one. I think you made a horribly wrong assumption by thinking that Subaru has his own free will.
>>3642312
I'm you like it beerus-chan I made a whole playlist !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytdEOV4hIKg
>>3642312
>>3642327
Oh, huh. Interesting. What is this, anyhow?
Like I said, high-stakes. Not the most...pleasant company, anyways. But hey, never lost a bet on stakes that high.
>She grins
>>3642345
The metal ornament on her head? How she got it? What about it?
Man, you guys are good at this Musical Chairs thing.
Only one person was knocked out!
>>3642341
Whatchya drinkin', pal?
>>3642363
Ah-HA! Got an actual chair this time.
Gosh that is satisfying!
>>3642340
Here, do you like your Lord's Gentle voice? WELL TOO BAD! I'D FEEL HORRIBLE LETTING YOUR HEAR THE VOICE I WHISPER INTO YOUR MOMMA'S EAR WHEN I PLOW HER INTO THE GROUND LIKE MY EARTH CORE DESTRUCTION RAYS!
>>3642346
ALL ARE CHILDREN COMPARED TO THE MIGHTY THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF THE MIGHTY MASTERMIND! I WILL WIN, I WILL WIN EVERYTHING, I WILL BURN EVERY GODDAMN SINGLE BOARDGAME IN EXISTENCE, AND THEN... WE'LL SEE WHO IS THE WINNER! MUAHAHAHAHA!
>>3642355
Classic rock.
Anyways, you seem pretty good at that sort of stuff. I just hope you don't take on the wrong opponent.
>>3642358
Don't play dumb.
I'm related to her, you know. If you know it, you know what it is.
>>3642363
I know how the hell to sit in a chair..
>>3642373
The hardest stuff I can find.
>>3642363
Everyone took all the chairs before I could get one.
>>3642378
Don't you think it is a little sad for a grown man to get this passionate about beating others at a board game?
AND THE WALKING CONTINUES
>>3642381
Mind if I have some?
>>3642381
Stop drinking my dick!
>>3642346
It's a three player co-op run? I see. What do you mean by that? You think Subaru cannot neglect our proposal for him to join us?
>>3642391
BUT THE COLORFUL MONEY! I MUST HAVE ALL OF IT!
>>3642378
The mindless insults aren't really the entertainment I was looking for today, but the audience is eating it up! Looks like it's time for...THE FIRST ANNUAL RADIOMAN ROAST, WITH SPECIAL GUEST STAR, MASTERMIND!
>>3642363
This is a stupid game....
>>3642379
Huh, never even heard of the genre. And like I said, never did with stakes that high, mostly on account'a how I made sure of it never being a fair contest. Buuut, those days're behind me.
>She snickers
>>3642379
I am not acting. Everyone knows it, she does not try to hide it. I tried to rip it off once and she told me the truth behind it. That it was glued to her head when she was younger.
>>3642174
T-That's not true! You bring in lots too!
>>3642406
EWWW! THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY!
>>3642397
No! It's mine, piss off!
>>3642399
W-What?
>>3642400
No, I meant that we need only one person besides him. A-And you really think there is a chance he wouldn't want to come with me- us?
>>3642403
You don't get any money for winning at musical chairs, so your plan and motivation are both faulty.
>>3642396
...
This is starting to get really boring.
>>3642408
You're not going to gamble anymore?
Well, that's good. I'd hate to see you lose.
>>3642411
That's a relief. If anyone found out her secret I might have to take her back home.
Hahaha.
>>3642312
ah, another lady with some' fine record choice. though, maybe some proper garments would fair well with you, don't you agree?
nevertheless, lessa' continue on with this sad game of irony.
>>3642316
oh, me? just been bundlin' some puzzles with pap' and the kid, and enjoyin' the fresh air of the surface, y'know?
(Been spending most of my time with Tricky, and any other free time was spent finishing up my Finals and what not.)
>>3642417
Well, shit, sorry I asked.
>>3642428
What secret? Is that not all of it?
GOD
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>3642408
YOU'RE A STUPID GAME
FUCK YOU NOT APPRECIATING THE BEAUTY AND MAJESTY OF MUSICAL CHAIRS
>>3642414
YOU KNOW WHAT *I* BRING LOTS OF? DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! MUAHAHAHA!
>>3642432
IDIOT!
>>3642442
You realize I won't tell you, right?
>>3642447
Really, really boring.
>>3642415
Are you done already? I had an entire 45 minutes set aside in the schedule!
>The audience sighs in disappointment.
I guess that ranting and raving does take up a good portion of your time, but we'd love it if you'd stick it out with us!
>>3642454
MINIONS! FIND OUT WHO IS IN CHARGE OF POSTING MY IMAGES AND HAVE HIM EXECUTED FOR FAILING ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
>>3642456
Man, fuck you. Why you gotta be like that?
>>3642338
>Doesn't look up and continues to read
You're the one playing a game, so please, leave me to my book.
>>3642428
Nothing like that, at least. It took a lot of work to squirrel my way in to finding out as much about tanks, and...other subjects as I do, but it's all going to be worth it.
>>3642447
I mean, I'm sure it's steeped in tradition or something but I just don't get it.
>>3642466
I'D LOVE TO STICK ONE IN YO MAMA!
>LOOKS AROUND AT THE DISAPPOINTED AUDIENCE IN ALL CAPS
WHAT!? I LOVE FUCKING BITCHES!
>WAVES AROUND A DEATH RAY
SMILE, YOU FOOL! SMILE! OR HAVE YOU ALL FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME?! RAISE YOUR HAND! IT'S OKAY! I WILL SHOW MERCY, PAINLESS DEATH, THE GREATEST MERCY YOUR LORD CAN OFFER YOU!
>>3642430
Oh. I hope it all went well for you.
>>3642414
That's not how it was last time I checked.
>>3642424
Of course there is a high chance for that. you're very violent on him in daily basis and unlike me he doesn't enjoy it at all. I'll try to convince him but don't hope for the better.
F that one person who literally fucking died playing Musical Chairs.
>>3642463
Then why did you bring it up then, you fool? It's pretry apparent to me now that Aizawa-dono is the one with all of the brains, and that you are the vices to her virtues.
>>3642486
>>3642485
WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD THERE WILL BE CHAINS ON ALL OF YOU! AND I WILL MAKE YOU ALL FIGHT FOR WHICH ONE GETS TO EAT OUT OF THE DOGGIE BOWL NEXT TO MY MASTERMIND DESK!
>>3642502
Oh my... how did she do that exactly?
I hope she's okay, now...
>>3642486
Yeah, your tank is pretty cool. So it has all the essentials for living, right?
How big is it on the inside anyways?
>>3642505
You realize I taught her, right? I'm her sensei.
By insulting me, you're insulting her! That, and I don't she'd like hearing that you so easily insulted her family!
>>3642489
>You're pointing the death ray at a wall.
You realize this is over the station's phone, right? It'd be silly to think that you'd come all the way out here to the station just for this when you're such a busy man.
>>3642473
Fuck me? Fuck you!
>>3642499
M-Maybe it's for the best if you're the one who tries to convince him to join us.
>>3642527
I think you taught her so well that she ended up absorbing all of your redeeming qualities and took them with her.
>>3642535
Gee, I fuckin' wonder why those other witches don't like you. Vapid cunt.
EVERYONE, QUICK, IGNORE THE DEAD BODY AND GET IN A CHAIR
STOP LOOKING AT THE DEAD BODY
NOOOOOO!
Now look at what you guys have gotten yourself into. There's no more chairs available!
>>3642502
I don't think I can even laugh hard enough at that idiot who just killed themselves playing this game!
>>3642534
CURSES! I WAS PROMISED LITTLE COLORFUL CANDIES IN A BOWL THAT I WAS TO GRAB TOO MUCH OF IN ONE HAND AND THROW THEM DOWN MY THROAT WITH MINIMAL CHEWING!
MINIONS! FIND THE COORDINATES OF THE PEOPLE ON THE RADIO WHO HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME AND HAVE THEM EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY!
>>3642549
Schnaufer likes me, and I don't care about the rest! They're all dirt under my feet!
>>3642542
Sure thing! I even gave him a bullet proof vest so he could safely hang out with you...wait, that was supposed to be a secret. I'll see what I can do, leave it to me.
>>3642552
Aw shucks...talk about a bummer...
>>3642552
>>3642555
DAMMIT! I LET MY GUARD DOWN!
>>3642514
And where'd this come from?
>>3642527
...Not very. I don't need fuel or ammo or other crew, and it's a lot larger and hollower than most outside world tanks, but...yeah, there's just not much room in here.
>>3642552
I feel like it's getting serious now.
>>3642514
CAN IT YOU LITTLE SHIT!
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO READ!?
>>3642566
baka
>>3642546
Oh yeah. I'm telling.
Man, she's not going to be happy about this.
>>3642579
What about a toilet then? Do you just sit on one at all hours inside the tank or something?
On second thought, that's a bit of a personal question, isn't it?
>>3642567
That's good. I have something to take care of now, so I'll leave until another game starts.
AND ANOTHER ONE DIES PLAYING THIS GAME.
FUCK.
>>3642566
Exactly my point, you're puttin' yourself on a pedestal for no goddam reason. Tell me another friend you have that's not a witch.
>>3642566
Sanya is under the dirt under your feet.
>>3642561
>The audience laughs.
Coordinates? What coordinates? I guess it's time for our newest segment...
WHERE! IS! RADIOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAN!
IF YOU CAN GUESS WHERE WE ARE IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, THEN WE GET EXECUTED!
>The audience gasps.
But don't hold your breath. You'll never find us.
>>3642577
AH YES, ONE OF THE MANY WAR TACTICS I'VE LEARNED IN MY LIFETIME OF CONQUERING THE WORLD! THERE WAS ONCE A NATION CALLED THE GEIGH KINGDOM. ONE OF THEIR MOST DEADLY TACTICS WERE TO DIG TUNNELS UNDERGROUND, GET BEHIND THEIR ENEMY, AND THEN *RAM THEM FROM BEHIND*!
>>3642492
>That fag's a good student, I think he did good on his tests
>>3642597
If you have any suggestion of our fourth member don't hold it back and tell me about it. See you soon!
>>3642581
Phew, cool your jets, lady. It's just some idiot with an over-inflated ego.
>She clears her throat
Everything I need. But no, it's not like -that-.
>>3642497
R-Really? I'm sure you do!
>>3642454
>>3642467
You okay? You should calm down a little.
>>3642614
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU USELESS ATTENTION WANTING HUMAN!
>>3642579
I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE LITTLE HUMAN GIRLS OR LITTLE HAMSTERS. YOUR SQUEAKS ALL SOUND THE SAME TO ME.
>>3642581
OH LOOK A BOOKWORM, I'M SO SCARED! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?! GIVE ME PAPER CUTS AND DRY FINGERS?
STOP STARING AT THE DEAD PEOPLE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>3642596
W-Wait, do not! I-I apologize for my rash behavior!
>>3642645
Well... too bad. It was getting boring anyway.
>>3642611
oh shit
>>3642613
HAHA, FILTHY RAT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA THAT I HAVE MY MINIONS SPREAD ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE-
>CHECKS MONITOR
EATING LUNCH?!
FOOLS! CATCH THIS IDIOT IMMEDIATELY! DO NOT FAIL ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
>>3642632
CALM DOWN?! I HAVE CHERRY COLA AND BEEF JERKY PUMPING THROUGH MY VEINS, NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!
>>3642638
YO MAMA WANTS THE ATTENTION OF MY COCKMEAT! WHAT NOW SISTA?!
>>3642627
And who are you to tell me what to do?
>>3642640
>A hammer materializes into her hands
I'LL KILL YOU!
Oh well, it's The Feast.
>>3642678
NUH-UH! I WILL TOTALLY CONQUER YOU FIRST AND THEN SELL YOUR HAMMER ON EBAY!
>>3642591
Idiot!
>>3642610
I don't need other friends! One good girl's worth a thousand witches!
>>3642611
G-Go away, asshole.
>>3642640
Point being? And are you implying you're not human?
>>3642678
Rika, tank engineer. That answer your question, lady?
>>3642691
My legs hurt.
>>3642673
I don't have a mother you senseless buffoon! I was created as an artificial human built better than you meatbags!
>>3642664
Do you really think an apology will be enough?
You've already insulted her family, and by extension, her! You'll need a lot more than that to make me change my mind!
>>3642697
no u
>>3642627
>>3642713
>Whoops, greentext and beyond were yours
>>3642697
Pathetic. Robots and literal animals have more friends than you here.
>>3642699
I AM AN ASCENDED HUMAN! A GOD AMONG MEN, WITH UNRIVALED INTELLIGENCE, MILITARY ABILITY, AND STUNNINGLY FIRM ASS CHEEKS, YOU ARE FUCKED!
>>3642704
I'LL MAKE YOU A MOTHER AND SHOW HER MY MEAT BAG!
>>3642673
Looks like you need to get some control of your workers. We at Radioman Studios take pride in our efficiency and alertness.
>>3642713
I don't really possess much, so if you were going to blackmail me out of objects then you won't get very much.
Worst girl by far
It wouldn't be Musical Chairs if someone else didn't end up fucking dying.
Oh well, that's GAME!
>>3642695
>She growls and clenches her hand on her hammer
YOU WOULDN'T LAST 10 SECONDS!
>>3642699
No, it really doesn't. Now can I get back to smashing this asshole's skull in so I can finish my book?
>>3642738
Egh,I have no time to be wasting playing games with you. Go annoy someone else.
>>3642730
Yeah, I guess that was a little personal, and a little weird. I regret asking that.
>>3642747
What do you think I am, a criminal?
>>3642741
MY MOST TRUSTY REAL ESTATE AGENTS ARE ON THE MOVE NOW TO MAKE SURE ALL OF YOUR LAND IS POSSESSED WITH THE SIGN OF A SIMPLE BLACK PEN! HOW DOES IT FEEL?! TO HAVE YOUR EVERY HIDING SPOT PULLED FROM UNDER YOUR STUPID RADIO LEGS?!
>>3642738
I've seen plenty of actual gods. Hell, my boss beat the shit out of one once. Mind stepping in to more normal lighting?
>>3642756
I'm just saying, the rage isn't worth it. And I'm the vengeful science-obsessed person here.
>>3642758
Eh, I've dealt with worse....Don't worry about it.
CONGRATULATIONS KLOPP!
YOU ARE THE HUNGER GAMES MUSICAL CHAIRS CHAMPION!
>>3642754
Oh I won.
end
Well that was fun.
>>3642737
I-I don't care, this is fine.
>>3642756
THAT'S WHAT "SHE" SAID!
>COUNTS TO 11
HA! WHAT NOW?! LOSER?!
>>3642757
I WILL ANNOY EVERYBODY! BE HONORED FOR THE LORD COMMANDER'S ATTENTION! YOU WILL NEED IT TO CONTINUE YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE!
>>3642764
It feels great, considering you just bought a broken down snack shack.
>The audience laughs.
You honestly think I wouldn't have workarounds to this sort of thing? It takes cunning to get to the top.
>>3642758
Well you're definitely not an upstanding citizen like your sister.
>>3642773
NO! NEVER!
I MUST NEVER FOR A SECOND, LOOK LESS EVIL THAN I DID FIVE MINUTES AGO!
>>3642803
JOKES ON YOU! I AM ON TOP! ON TOP OF YO MAMA AS WE SPEAK!
>>3642785
Thanks for hosting. It was pretty funny.
Omedetou Klopp-san.
>>3642773
Please.
In exchange, I'll answer any one question you have.
>>3642806
And you're still insulting me.
Sis is gonna love to hear about this one.
>>3642785
Thanks for hosting
>>3642773
I'll break his desk, then go back to reading.
That should be good enough till I get the chance to smash his skull in...
>>3642788
>Swings her hammer down on your desk, breaking it in half
Hmmph, shut up you annoying bastard.
>>3642809
You may want to get out of the incinerator. Safety precautions and all that.
>>3642787
>cuddles with you
>>3642813
>>3642819
Thanks for letting me host this and not actually bitching at me.
I love you guys. I won't host this ever again I swear. Just like the Half A Press game.
JOURNAL OF CONQUERING THINGS
>GAINING FOLLOWERS ON A PUNY RADIO SHOW, GRACING THE STATION WITH HIS PRESENCE TO GIVE IT A STEP UP IN POPULARITY
>HOUNDED CONSTANTLY BY COUNTLESS CUTE ASIAN FEMALES
>PUTTING EVERY INFERIOR BETA MALE IN THEIR PLACE
>ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY BOTH MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY
>TAKE A SELFIE WITH HIS DOG
EACH STEP BRINGING HIM CLOSER TO WORLD DOMINATION! AND THUS CONCLUDES THE DAILY WORK REPORT OF THE MASTERMIND, WORLD CONQUEROR
>>3642819
>kissu
>>3642776
Uh. Congrats, then, and thanks for the show...I think.
>>3642818
...Anything at all, I'd assume, hm...and no, that wasn't the question. Tempting, temping...potential to also sound like a jackass, though...vague, too....
>>3642809
Frankly, it's more annoying than anything.
>>3642826
I don't think mother ever loved him as a child.
>>3642834
Oh what the fuck.
>>3642756
Second best nep~
>>3642818
C-Can you stop threatening me then? This isn't just some petty puppy love relationship that is yours to toy with.
>>3642785
Thank you for the game.
>>3642840
It just needs less chairs, and a more slippery floor to knock out people. But other than that, It was a refreshing game.
>>3642850
You're probably right. So, what did you say your name was? I am CPU White Heart, but Blanc is fine.
>>3642858
Second? Then who is best?
>>3642835
Later, but not now Schnaufer.
>Pushes out of bed
>>3642848
Well, it's been a pleasure having you on the show, World Conqueror! Don't forget to call in next time!
>>3642850
Whatever it is, I can take it.
>>3642867
She's my younger sister.
I'm not going to let her hook up with someone that isn't a good person.
>>3642754
Well, we almost won Nepgear. Congrats and stuff and thanks for hosting!
>>3642874
Noire-kun!
>>3642850
>>3642867
Y-You too.
>I'm going to go get some food now so if anyone wants to host go on ahead.
>>3642872
Thanks for being kind.
>>3642889
Thank you Nepgear.
>>3642877
>falls through the floor
>>3642874
Rika, tank engineer. CPU...?
>>3642885
>She sighs softly
Well, sorry if this wounds you, but I like to make absolutely certain, and if you aren't, you pass well for it...are you really human? Assuming you'll be honest, here.
>>3642889
>>3642895
Neptune*
>Sorry I'm used to typing Nepgear.
>>3642895
I'm not Nepgear though.
>>3642906
...
That's not the question I was expecting...
>>3642885
We are not "hooking-up", you fool. Stop using such innuendo. You call a bad person yet I saw you on your knees near some vending machines.
How many fucking godmodders do we have now?
>>3642907
>>3642916
>My bad. Anyways I'm out.
>>3642840
An A press is an A press, it can't be a half
>>3642891
Noire? Really? I mean, if you like that sort of bitchy personality...
>>3642889
So you didn't win? Disappointing.
>>3642906
You don't know what a CPU is?
>Sighs
It seems that Neptune hasn't done anything since she's been here, not surprised...
A CPU is a goddess who protects a landmass where I am from.
>>3642924
I've never been too orthodox. Though, now I sort of want to know what you were expecting.... Your, uh, reaction there doesn't exactly inspire confidence, by the way.
>>3642943
>>3642943
There's Mastermind, Radioman, and God of Destruction/Death iirc.
>>3642951
Yeah, I haven't won much. Which sucks because I thought I was good at games!
>>3642945
Take care blue penguin.
>>3642974
Maybe this is a sign telling you to focus more on your job as a goddess?
>>3642943
I HOPE THESE GODS OF DESTRUCTION N SHIT REALIZE THAT DEATH CANNOT PERMANENTLY HAPPEN OUTSIDE OF THE ARENA. THE BALANCE HERE SUCKS, BUT AT LEAST NOBODY CAN CLAIM TO TRULY BE ANY BETTER OR STRONGER THAN SOMEONE ELSE. RNG IS OUR TRUE GOD HERE, THE ONLY THING WITH THE POWER TO GIVE US AN ADVANTAGE.
>>3642967
>>3642943
「Put me on that list or I'll erase the entire world. Don't temp me.」
>>3642943
I still can die. But no one can land the final blow.
>>3642951
...I thought I felt a bit of divine power...never heard of whoever that is, anyhow.
>mfw ERP Hinata
Where is Izaya when you need him?
>>3642938
I wasn't implying anything. You're just a rude person.
And I already explained that. It was important.
>>3642952
I was expecting something less... well, that topic. I guess I should stay true to my word.
I'm not human.
>>3643005
I had a feeling. Care to specify, or a tale for another time?
Post avas
>>3643005
I am only rude towards people who deserve it, and I will not lower myself to appease you just because you're an in-law.
>>3642980
But I do focus! I just hate work.
>>3642999
>>3643032
Never
>>3643032
>>3643027
I'd rather not say if I don't have to.
>>3643034
...in-law?
You're keeping something from me.
>>3643034
Tell me about Aizawa, why does she wear the mask?
>>3642998
That's even worse than I thought...
>>3643039
Oh come on, just get your sister to help you. She'll need the training one day anyway.
>>3643047
All shit or whos
>>3643047
Fuck you Aqua
>>3642999
>Tfw the ERP counterparts that you actually like are never around
>I can live with the Stocking and Kneesocks-...well maybe not so much Kneesocks because that seems blindingly out of character, but y'know
>That Fat Filia can go fuck la fuck himself though
>>3643032
>>3643047
NotNero/10
Fuck you Aqua.
>>3643032
Gotchu Covered, Senpai.
>>3643074
I love you Kumagawa
>>3643032
Aw snap, anon, are ya really that forgetful? I mean, it ain't rocket science to just ask someone who they are n shizz, you dig it? I'm pretty sure you ain't gonna remember every ava ya see that gets posted, so how is postin' em in a big compilation gonna help? It ain't much of a categorization, and I mean, unless ya new or somethin', it's whack to really need to see the same peeps you've seen over n' over again.
>>3643032
>>3643054
favourite naruto opening rite here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIZHUyVzx7A
>>3643074
fug/fug/fugx3/nigger/fug
>>3643047
>Smooches Laura
