HG Thread.
The place where we ride the Dreamland Games train all during the dead hours with no stop in sight.
>>3639759 (Jasper)
Probably will end up something along those lines at some point, most mmo's do. You hit end game loot, you've done everything you've wanted. Bam what do to do now?
>Think its only twelve
>look out the window
>The sun is slowly rising
>look at the clock
>Its five in the morning
Send help, I've lost control of my sleep schedule
>>3639782
Good job Rick. Just do what I do and go to bed at 3pm and wake up at 3-5am.
>>3639752
Lol, you assblasted me?! I assblasted you too brah. Wait... who replied first? Ohhh fucking noooo, you did.
I'm the RP fucking Master Cera. You know what master is?
I'm here.
>Raises hand way above head.
>Reaches down and grabs nuts
Ur mum's here.
You're... nobody knows who the fuck you are yet you forgot to introduce yourself for the Shitposting Inc. interview. C'mon faggot even we have standards.
>>3639761
Train you say?
>>3639780
>Try and find something else to occupy my time with me and my friends.
>Jasper
>>3639782
Get some more sleep soldier.
>>3639782
Sleep is for the weak
>>3639796
Not that kinda train ya meatbrain.
>>3639796
Basically. I've got six weeks to blow off, so it'll be fun till then hopefully.
remove memes
>>3639782
7 here
>>3639804
Don't tell me what kinda training to do DDDork!
>>3639810
>I have about as much time to kill myself.
>Jasper
>>3639819
Yeah as long as I just keep myself in shape I'll be set for boot with where I am.
>>3639819
I ain't a dork! Yer tha dork, ya dork!
>>3639833
>I've been exercising with my time aswell. I'm just hoping i'll get a call back from some the places i've applied for.
>>3639838
Wanna prove that? Let's fight it out.
>Jasper
>>3639761
You still hosting king-kun?
>>3639849
Oooooooohhh, I'm always ready ta bash some heads in with mah hamma!
Damn straight I wanna fight!
>>3639854
>If no one hosts in a bit I'll be going again, yes.
>>3639849
About what I'm feeling right now waiting.
>>3639861
Enter yourself next game,we'll be bashing this out soon bird brain.
>>3639867
>Not having a 2.40 mb average dl speed.
>Jasper
>>3639884
Yer on then, meathead.
>>3639884
Too busy watching twitch with youtube in the background.
First 24
>>3639901
Hisaryu Amber
>>3639901
Maria and Harusame
>>3639901
The Crimson Demon
>>3639901
Izaya Orihara
King Dedede>>3639901
>>3639901
Metal Bat
>>3639901
Foxy Rena
>>3639901
Rika
>>3639901
Hitler
>>3639901
Rachel Alucard
>>3639901
Vic Viper
>>3639901
Jasper
>Female
>>3639888
Hell yea,shit's abouta go down.
>>3639895
>Whatcha watching?
>>3639901
Iida Tenya
>>3639901
Jack Birse
>>3639901
Autistic kemololi
>>3639901
Envy
>>3639922
Listening to music on youtube as for twitch, Pawnce playing some League related gamemode thats on the public testing environment.
>>3639901
A peaceful toad
>>3639901
Usami Sumireko.
>>3639901
Agent York
>>3639901
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3639901
Jack Spicer
>>3639901
When you hit the blunt
>>3639922
See ya in tha Arena. Let's hope that ya can make it past tha bloodbath.
>>3639901
Tenshi
>>3639901
Lord Beerus
>>3639901
Forty Hecs
>>3639930
>Oh Siege,I honestly don't think i'll be playing it too much.
>>3639942
Tough talk for an outtashape chump like yourself.
>Jasper
>>3639958
Hey now, I may be outta shape, but if ya use what ya've got to ya advantage, then it's more of a gift by then.
>>3639901
Me Right Now
>>3639971
Ha! Ma you sure do know how to fight with your advantages huh?
>Jasper
>>3639987
O' course. And just cause I'm fat ain't mean I'm weak either, ain't nobody in dreamland able to lift my hamma without strainin' themselves.
>>3639958
Nexus Siege does look Eh but at least Riot is trying to think of some new stuff. Honestly I've even been thinking about unironically playing Runescape again.
>>3639994
I guess that's true,pounds are pounds I suppose. They just look better when sculpted.
>>3640002
>I never played it but my grandmother was always playing it. She wanted me to try it but I never really did. She even had one of her friends from it move in with her. I feel bad for not playing it now that she's passed.
>Jasper
>>3639901
The Player
>>3640010
Want to say from like 2nd grade to 7th I played it off and on.
>>3640010
Yer free ta do yer thing, but I like my body just tha way it is.
Some sod just dced because he got caught trying to heal a survivor and now he's stuck unable to move or die.
My bad, needed to restart computron because Hosthelper was acting weird.
Check it while I go upload an image of my waifu so I can put her as my banner.
>>3640023
>I never really saw how fun it was honestly.
>>3640031
Well to each their own I guess. Good luck on the battlefield.
>>3640035
>What a literal faggot for leaving like that.
>>3640041
Let's get this on already.
>Jasper
>>3640041
I was about ta host yet again. Thinin' it was bait.
Ya mind fixin' ma name?
>>3640041
I've never seen a bird with a fancy name like that before.
>>3640045
To ya as well, meathead.
>>3640035
Love me.
>>3640041
Well, wadda say Zach? does this roster look fantastic or what?
>>3640045
Just another mmo really.
>>3640041
No complaints here.
>>3640041
Hurry up so we can start the bloodshed already!
Hey guys, LIMBO is free on Steam right now!
>>3640079
Wow, I don't care.
>>3640100
I've got a bad feeling about this...again.
>>3640100
Thanks fer fixin' it.
Aaaand off we go!
>>3640100
Oh lookie here! I got some money!
>>3640091
>>3640100
Let's go!
>>3640079
Thanks senpai
>>3640100
Maybe look behind yer back once in a while, will ya'? That way you won't get squashed at least instantly.
>>3640059
I cared square bro
>>3640136
Why the hell would I want anything to do with scum like you?! Let alone a relationship!
>>3640136
>>3640136
Yeah, you punks can find someone else to join your little sing along party.
>>3640136
>>3640156
I didn't sign up for this, either, I can't sing for anything.
>>3640136
>>3640136
It's always those cars. I'm sick of them.
>>3640166
What the hell are you idiots doing?..
>>3640166
I... I ain't a doc. Where's Doctor Mario when ya need him?
He only shows up when I try ta outshine him with his career.
>>3640161
So why would ya and yer little pals ask me to join making an idiot out of myself with ya guys?
>>3640166
Be a man. A man is supposed to know how to handle his stuff without instructions.
>>3640079
>computer is so shitty it can't even run it
fml
>>3640198
What's that about now? I thought we were talkin' or somethin'?
>>3640166
>>3640173
Having terrible foot coordination, on my part. Probably about to knife me in the windpipe, for her.
>>3640182
Didn't you just hear me say "I didn't sign up for this"?
>>3640198
Fuck this is painful.
>>3640198
Mhm! Where are you fools hiding?
>>3640209
I hope ya ain't tryin' to pull tricks on me, because when I find the punk who made up this band in their mind, I'm gonna send their ass first to the moon.
>>3640212
You're a big guy
>>3640226
them*
>>3640226
Why would I lie about something I'm so woefully incompetent with?
>>3640227
F-Fer ya.
>>3640198
>>3640243
Just our luck, eh, Zach?
Oh well, nothing to get upset about, there's always next game.
>>3640243
Welp, that's it fer me.
>>3640243
GAH! YOU FOOL! YOU HIT ME IN YOUR LINE OF FIRE!
>>3640239
How am I supposed to know that? I don't know how punks like ya think, or maybe ya think I'm a punk or somethin?
>>3640243
Ohh fuck. I'm sure enough fighting spirit can heal bullet wounds.
>>3640243
Winner next slide.
>>3640243
Like hell am I sticking my neck out in this!
>>3640258
How the hell should I know what a "punk" looks like? Where I live everything's stuck in feudal Japan, culturally and otherwise.
>>3640268
...No.
>>3640243
Greaaaaat... killed by a generic zombie
Kero
>>3640256
>Touches butt
>>3640268
>Changes the channel
>>3640270
Huuuuuh? You got no mirrors at home or somethin'? I just called you a punk, so that means you look exactly like one.
>>3640268
And the winner is...
>>3640276
>
>>3640277
C-CHANGE IT BACK! CHANGE IT BACK! BAKA BAKA!
>>3640277
>touches butt
>>3640288
Rika
>>3640288
>>3640294
Awww sweet? This channel 3?
Time ta plug in tha Nintendo 64 and play me some good ol' Mario.
>>3640287
Our cultural standards aren't exactly the same, you know. And I'm pretty sure I dress like an engineer.
>>3640288
>>3640277
...Uh.
>Hah.
>>3640288
AND THE WINNER IS...
>>3640291
Keep taking it.
>Gropes more
>>3640302
>takes away cartridge
Ded
>>3640299
>Smacks hand away
>>3640307
Who went and changed the channel back?
>>3640310
Nooooooooooooo! Not mah Marios! I gotta get tha stars in Shiftin' Sand Lands!
>>3640315
D-ded?
>>3640307
UH. She-she doesn't have a gun, does she?
lewds parsee in front of free
>>3640303
Fine I get it, yer not a punk. But that still helps me like in no way to find out which one of ya punks tried to make a fool outta me.
>>3640307
HERE!
>>3640326
>>3640323
Ya forgot yer > ,jackass.
>>3640326
fuckin told you she would win
>>3640330
>>3640326
Omedetou.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3640326
>>3640330
>>3640334
BUT WHERE'S MY MARIOS!?
>>3640326
Congratulations, Rika
>>3640330
Thanks for hosting
>>3640330
>>3640326
It was pretty sweet until I got shot. That wasn't so sweet. Congrats, I guess.
I like straight
>>3640330
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3640325
Darn if I know, this place is confusing.
>>3640334
Well, that was easy, thanks for the show!
>>3640333
>>3640336
>>3640342
>>3640343
Thanks, people.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1856.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MfRfrMK.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1856.jpg")
>>3640341
What's a mario?
>>3640344
>hugs asuka
we really need to get you invested in bionics
Hoshi sent us to hell... We're going deeper...
>>3640344
YO WHERE THE FUCK IS HER LEFT ARM
>>3640352
Nice going Rika. It's a shame I couldn't see you fighting with that tank of yours, but at least I know you won.
I want to cut open Dedede's stomach
>>3640330
Thank you for hosting, its much appreciated.
>>3640355
Some red guy that jumps a lot, collects stars, and beats up a turtle to save a princess.
>aussa wins
Rehost please
>>3640368
>>3640366
Oh, hey, welcome. Yeah, I would've loved to put her in her place with it, but you gotta make do with what you got. Thanks.
>>3640352
Huh? But I can't just go around and hit people with my bat until I find the right guy... or can I?
>>3640368
I want to fuck Rika.
Sumireko, are you still here laddie?
>>3640355
Whats a futa
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1546.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OCvOhHC.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1546.jpg")
>>3640378
Go fuck yourself please.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1736.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/krxTUwt.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1736.jpg")
>>3640377
Never heard of him.
>>3640393
Get out.
>>3640403
SANYA!!!!
>>3640388
So what's up? Other than winning, of course.
>>3640403
>punchu
>>3640403
Tell me why does she wears the dick
Will you die if I pull that off
>>3640403
I ain't ever known a person who hasn't seen, nor hearda Mario. Ya must live unda a really deep pit covered by a rock.
>>3640389
Theoretically you could, I guess, but I wouldn't recommend it.
>>3640390
Don't even think of touching me.
>>3640406
Finally getting out of a pissy mood, after that win. Least I know I'm quick on the draw. Nothing important, really.
>>3640405
Stop yelling!
>>3640413
It would be extreme-
>>3640412
>
>>3640414
Is he some kind of mascot or something? And for what?
Tell me I'm a pretty girl.
>>3640424
>rips your dick off
for you
>>3640422
I'm glad you're feeling better.
>>3640422
Yer probably right. Not all of these people could take a blow to the head and spill out if they were that punk after it.
>>3640424
>Abuse
I think she's fucking dead, m8.
>>3640431
You're beautiful.
>>3640431
You're a pretty girl
>>3640427
One 'a tha biggest mascots that's eva graced this place. He's a real big hero fer tha Mushroomy Kingdom er whatever.
>>3640431
>>3640433
I think this guy needs the same treatment to become a pretty girl.
>>3640431
Why do you wear the dick
Sunset turned me into a ponyfucker.
I want to rape
>>3640435
Thanks, then. You holding up good?
>>3640441
Mostly because most people can't survive that sorta thing in the first place....
>>3640468
>Spike
>>3640442
Definitely after I ripped her dick off
>throws you her dick
>>3640433
C-CAN I HOST OR NOT?
>>3640442
>No, because she's still blushing.
>>3640458
Never heard of a "Mushroom Kingdom" before. It sounds awful.
>>3640477
No.
>>3640468
How I came to terms with being a cuck.
Written by Spike.
>>3640488
>>3640482
Well I wouldn't know. I never even been there.
They show up plenty a times in my own kingdom. It's like a vacation spot fer 'em.
>>3640476
That's only true for the lazy assholes. Ya can survive anythin' as long as you put a little bit of fighting spirit in it and take it head on.
>>3640495
Hold that thought.
F->>3640501
W-Wait why?
>>3640482
host pls
>>3640504
Not having the upper portion of your head makes things tricky. So does disintegration, for that matter.
>>3640455
>>3640457
>>3640464
Thanks guys~~~
>>3640466
I.. Uh... What?
FIRST 24
>>3640510
I dunno, I just said the first word that came to mind
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/aDrai3v.png "[ENTRYY].png")
>>3640521
Aizawa Ryou
>>3640476
Yeah. That Colonel Sanders guy really saved me the other day. Did you know how good that stuff is?
>>3640521
Rika
>>3640521
Metal Bat
>>3640512
Dis- what shit does that mean?
>>3640521
Iida Tenya
>>3640521
Eggman-kun
>>3640521
Komachi
>>3640521
Ririchiyo
>>3640521
Neptune
>>3640524
You're an idiot.
>>3640521
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3640521
Sanae Kochiya
>>3640521
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3640521
Josuke Higashikata
>>3640521
Sleepy Maria-chan
Maria and Harusame
>>3640521
>>3640521
Junpei Iori
>>3640546
>pets
Sanae is a good girl
>>3640521
Against Me
>>3640521
Weegee
>>3640521
Hisaryu Amber
>>3640521
UNUSED CHARACTER
>>3640521
Bunchie
>>3640542
>>3640521
Dick. Dickdickdick. Diiiiiiiiick. Your Dick.
>>3640550
>covers with a blanket
>>3640554
Hi to you as well!
that was unexpected
>>3640521
A single fucking ant
>>3640525
Can't say I've heard of it, actually, only just got introduced to some sort of American food called a "burger" yesterday, myself.
>>3640530
Basically lasering something so hard that there's nothing left of it.
>>3640521
Hot dog pussy water
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3640582
Oh, burgers are the best.
Do you know any good places to get a burger around here? I could really go for one now.
>>3640582
Why would ya need fancy lasers when ya can just beat the life out of them with the closest thing ya can grab?
>>3640521
Admiral Suwabe
>>3640591
>Pets
>>3640609
>>3640607
>I'm going to go take a shower.
>>3640609
So who am I gonna have to beat up here to get that victory? All of them?
>>3640609
Get on with it already! I'm tired of waiting!
>>3640591
You are late, my succulent little raspberry.
>>3640601
I dunno, some guy called Ray Kroc or something like that gave it me.
>She laughs briefly
I...was NOT expecting it to be that good, especially for less than a hundred yen.
>>3640604
Because it's smarter that way. And...more scientific.
>>3640609
All clear.
>>3640609
Looks good!
>>3640641
bro whta the fuck she's 11
>>3640622
Thank you for swapping me in!
>>3640612
Don't.
>>3640641
Do not call me that.
>>3640644
L-less than a hundred yen!?
>>3640609
Good luck out there Rika. Looks like we're together on this one.
>>3640652
That's okay, she is anime.
>>3640644
Making up useless gadgets like that, when ya could do the job with raw power and fighting spirit is just a waste of time I tellin' ya.
>>3640652
Her little sister is hotter anyways.
>>3640662
Yeah, he said 10 cents. I don't know my conversion rates to well, but...seriously.
Good luck to you, too.
>>3640669
It's people like you that don't know how not to rely on magic, just because you were born with it.
>>3640692
Born with what? The only thing I was born with were arms that can swing well and a head that can't seem to break esily. No magic tricks behind it.
>>3640692
It's official. I have to find this guy.
This could be the man that saves my life.
>>3640707
Why does it always have to start with running?
>>3640707
Ohh for fuck's sake. Where did all my fighting spirit go?
>>3640707
Aw c'mon! I just had this thing fixed...fucks sake, just my luck...
