Welcome to the One Hundred and Twenty-fifth Classy Games!
I'll have 44 of you. Mind the royalty in District 1. Take them all out, and you're golden. If one of them wins...you'll just have to play it again.
Ready...go.
>>3581815
Fujiwara no Mokou
Boba Fett
>>3581815
Spike
>>3581815
Classy JoJo
John Cena
Makina Irisu
>>3581815
Ramlethal Valentine
Eggman-kun
Kneesocks
>>3581815
Rika
>>3581815
Soldier 76
Koyomi Araragi
Utsutsu
Vic Viper
Shadow
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3581815
Overlord Laharl
Soldier 76
Captain Luna
Cappy
>Female
Colonel Sanders
Nolsie
Unclassy Beast Boy
>>3581815
GRAND DAD
Sunset
Rin Asougi
Josuke Higashikata
>>3581815
Ririchiyo
A harvest mouse
Nova
>>3581815
Superman 64
Sliver Queen
>>3581815
Nepgear
Willow
Dancin fox
>>3581815
Francesca
Patrick Bateman
Classy Squid Girl
Jack Spicer
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3581815
Grand Archduchess Aussa
Classy Beerus
Komachi
Mei
Foxy rena
>>3581815
Maria and Harusame
>>3581813
It seems like whoever ordered that wanted you to be a tool.
>>3581917
GRAND
>>3581834
The hell do you idiots not understand of, "I won't subject myself to your stupid fucking games" I'll just hijack them to reap all your souls in a much simpler and efficient manner, and who ever wins I can just replace their fucking brain with a hot pod and get it over with.
Sheamus
Lazily late Yin
>>3581815
Mirai-chan
>>3581937
Jesus christ you're a cancerous little git
The Player
>>3581928
>Thought I made it then realized it said 44
Fuck!
>>3581937
>"I won't subject myself to your stupid fucking games"
>translation: I want to circlejerk but not participate in the game or slides
Leave.
Shalashaska
>>3581825
>>3581937
Because, that's just how this place works, now stop whining, you make other gods look even worse by comparison.
>>3581937
Your rp was fun at first, but now it's being tiresome
>>3581961
>Translation
I said Im going to fuck host with the prick you retard
>>3581984
Leave.
>>3581937
>Implying you can hijack games
You must new here.
Welcome to hell, where you have no power.
>>3581931
...Upon my revival, my emotions were...wild, unrestrained, and threw me in to a self-destructive state. It, and the removal of my prior memories, was required.
>>3581984
>fuck host with the prick
>>3581944
I feel there is a joke to be had here... But I can't find it.
>>3581838
>tfw real Jojo will never come back
>>3581937
How is everyone doing tonight? I'm tired as shit due to the ridiculous ammount of battles we had, but at least I can hang around here for a few hours.
>>3581968
Nice timing, cocksucker.
>>3582017
They were here the other day. They just don't have much time
>>3582005
Something about us.. being all soldiers? I don't know
>>3582030
I was busy looking for a good porn
>>3581815
Zulf
Dressed smart as always Raven.
>>3581937
You will have in a minute. I have never seen a god who shamelessly belittles and mocks his own followers, his own disciples all to fufill an ego which is meaningess.
I have seen twenty gods over my lifetime here, and your attitude wouldent even get you the worship of a single person.
You have a responsibility and a job so get over your chunni high horse, get here and be a god for once
Daily reminder that Imma fuck yo wife. Long dick style.
>>3581958
The Player
Formally Known
As Mousecop
How would one go about fagging Chaos?
One roster.
Here beg
>>3581937
Only Seth can hijack games and create massive hype trains for events that had mid tier hype
>>3581968
>>3582069
Can Ocelot have my spot?
What
>>3582069
>>3581946
Aye lad swap it.
>>3582069
Well I have to say, this district actually looks pretty strong for once.
>>3582036
Yeah.. That sounds about right.
>>3582069
It all seems to be in order on my end.
>>3582079
Sunset, so nice of you, thank you very much
>>3582069
Wow, and I haven't even had any rum yet. Anyway, you know what to do from here.
>>3582069
Can you please change my entry image to this?
>>3582069
Can Sunset have mine?
>>3581837
>>3582079
>>3582080
The street sign is in that garbage bag obv
>>3582080
Use the report button for those ones.
>>3582063
Tyrone vs Deebo when?
>>3582069
Let's get this over with
>>3582069
Exchange
>>3581842
>>3582058
>>3582094
Well I'll leave you now soldier.. remember to finish this war.
>>3582069
Greato, lets get a move on.
>>3582105
Sunset wants out, remember? If she wants out, let her out.
If you want, I could take your spot.
>>3581815
Clickbait fox
>>3582025
I'm doing pretty well, considering the fact that I want to kill myself having just played slither.io.
>>3582080
Yee
>>3582069
>nearly off by one
Phew that was close.
>>3582115
Already happened during secret ava week
>>3582069
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3582095
Surprising you swapping with something that isn't on fire.
>>3582069
>One off
O-okay then, good luck everyone.
>>3582115
link wont brink deebo back
>>3582071
Everyone implying I'm going to host over someone else.
10/10 idiots.
No I'm not going to participate in your shitty games, because I'll host them eventually you dumb ass.
Not dying turned you all into a bunch of sensitive easy to get your panties in a fucking knot bunch.
>>3582128
Wanting someone else to have a spot doesn't necessarily mean they want out.
>>3582000
You were still able to gain them hopefully.
>>3582153
Oh well, the options yours anyhow.
Mine was >>3581945
>>3582142
He looks like he can burn easy.
>besides I've got to go very soon since Game of Thrones is coming on
>>3582128
Oh, this is why the hate train exists.
>>3582111
>calling out cancerous, forced as shit backstory is being a newfag
K
>>3582122
Will do soldier. I will make this world better for the next generation. Live well doppelganger.
Ocelot in, Sunset out. Mirai in, dude whose name I now need to search for out. Zulf in, Willow out. Sunset in, Spike out. Entry image changed. Rammy's request too late.
Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next.
>>3582150
Kys hoshi
>>3582150
They're already sick of your bitching.
>A book locked behind a cage appears
>>3582162
>Game of Thrones
People still watch that?
>>3582164
>rping as a pink rabbit is hard enough
>>3582174
Good luck, everyone.
>>3582180
>>3582111
>Been here since early may
U
>>3582069
Okay. Is there still time?>>3581842
>>3581928
>>3582180
Did the cage appear too? Or did it appear in a cage that was already there?
>>3582160
I'll keep that in mind.
>>3582174
Thanks, Raven. You're a peach.
Good luck, everyone.
>>3582180
Yeah, I'm not grabbing that out again. Learned my lesson the first time.
>>3582177
Your tears are starting to taste a bit better, you need to add a bit more salt.
>>3582180
Why did a book appear out of thin air?
No reason
>>3581982
This is the exact reason why I fake left, so that I could stop talking with him.
>>3582202
2016 or 2015 May?
>>3582180
>He just observes it
>>3582150
Stop impostering baron
>>3582162
>shit you're right. thanks for reminding me
>>3582180
Probably locked for a reason. I'm not touching that
>>3582017
He won't?? Oh no...!!
>>3582104
Oh yeah...state you name so I change the correct one.
>>3582218
15 you shit.
>>3582211
>>3582150
>>>/legion/
>>3582243
Utsutsu
>>3582237
That's what they say.
>>3582180
...Magic? Eurgh.
>>3582211
I love how you're just ignoring everyone else that's actually talking to you in favor of the faceless people. Real divine of yo.
>>3582243
>That's Utsutsu, I believe.>>3581861
>>3582211
Kys Kamina
>>3582245
Still a newfag to me.
>>3582264
Raven alerted me to a game taking place and I was feeling classy.
>>3582265
Cause like I said you useless shits will get your damn time once I figure out how your stupid shit works.
>>3582211
Kys Brook
>le Hoshi Boogyman
>le Kamina Boogyman
Nigga it's half way through 2016 grow the fuck up.
>>3582285
>>3582209
>The cage looks old yet seems to have never been here
>>3582210
>>3582213
>>3582226
>>3582233
>>3582265
>it stays there, locked in the cage, waiting to be opened.
>>3582211
>haha lets insult this faggot because we think hes this serious
This is the cancer killing HG
>>3582211
kys Junko
>>3582269
DID SOMEBODY SAY
KUCKMINA?
Rev up the shitposting cannon boys. This is what we're here for. Time to get to work.
>>3582210
>gives cat food
it's the expensive kind.
>>3582306
Nope. Not gonna do it.
>>3582308
I'm convinced no-one here can tell IC from OOC.
Bathe in blood. See for yourselves who lived and died. I must divert my attention for a brief moment...
>>3582306
>Cuts open the cage with a chainsaw
This must be the book of trips
>>3582335
But I don't have a cat.
>>3582306
Why is THAT here?
>>3582306
I am no fool. Someone else will take care of it.
>>3582288
You asked me a question, I answered, and now you won't so much as acknowledge that. If you wanted anything other than to make waves, you could have just sat quietly and observed for a while unopposed.
>>3582306
>>3582338
Lemme guess, big bad evil magic?
>>3582304
Kys Paper Mario Killer
>>3582341
Forever? So...after this game ends?
>>3582341
Let's begin !
>>3582341
Enjoy your stay. Or not. I do not care.
>>3582095
Thank you kindly practitioner of sorcery
>>3582119
>>3582119
And you too, Valentine.
>>3582229
>Topkek
>>3582288
You actually going to do something worth a god or will you keep on wasting people's time.
These people are here to compete, not to solve your tragic inferiority complex. Go seek a doctor, or maybe a god of health.
>>3582340
>THIS
>>3582341
Well...shit.
>>3582341
Best foot forward, here we goo!
>>3582341
I brought some extra. I hope it's enough for th' both of us for th' time bein'.
>>3582341
>Calmly walks away instead
No need to rush right out the gate.
>>3582158
I possess them, they are simply...deep within, so to speak.
...I am afraid I would prefer to depart for the time being.
>>3582304
Man is it half over already?
Fuck l haven't done anything
>>3582308
>Defense Force already taking the helm
That's an academy record!
>>3582304
>>3582366
>Paper Mario killer
Holy shit I'm actually triggered.
>>3582346
>it's freed from it's prison, now the only thing to do is to open it and seek it's stories
>also fuck me for getting the image order
>>3582383
G-gotta go fast?
>>3582386
That is welcoming to here. I understand Lambda. Until next time.
>>3582360
Something like that. I just wouldn't open it.
>>3582341
>>3582360
Oh no, no. These are levels of distraught and anger that you don't get since none of you die. So stirring the waves a bit just to watch you all flounder is great wine to saute the main course in.
>>3582379
Not now, but if everyone wants to keep getting all pissy and moaning about it I won't stop them. I really do need to figure out how this stupid shit works though. I've got a small grasp on it already and there just aren't enough hot pods to keep this train going right now.
>>3582400
Calm down """"Komachi"""""
Stop bitching about paper mario
Fucking homos
>>3582407
>She nods slowly
Farewell, Ramlethal.
>>3582403
Don't mistake for Sonic. I'll move fast only when I need to.
>>3582341
Here, take some.
Righto, my belated congratulations to Squid Girl for scoring First Blood.
Moving on...the Colonel just can't resist a pretty face. Southern charm dictates that he can't. There's an argument between a cat and a fox, and a much shorter convo between Cena and Beastie. Riri gets the slip on another lady in a dress, and Eggman-kun...do you feel lucky?
>>3582425
Fag.
>>3582401
DORSIA HERE I COME!
>opens the book
>furfags everywhere
>OOC preferred over IC
>godmodding
What's next?
>>3582421
Gee, I wonder who could be behind THIS post...
>>3582434
DAMN that gun has some kickback.
>>3582428
>Don't mistake me for Sonic
>ftfm
>>3582434
...Well this is embarrassing, at least no one's around to see this.
>Uses a chaos spear to cut himself down.
>>3582444
hg gets taken off life support
>>3582434
I think my things have been moved.
>>3582428
I only mistake for myself!
We say goodbye to these five. We're down one boss, arguably my favorite of the four...
>>3582434
...Ho-How about we just call this a truce?
Y-Y'know, so no one gets hurt...
>>3582425
>rattles
>>3582434
Slippery one, ain't ya? I won't miss next time!
>>3582434
Fuck off.
>>3582434
Damn kids, next time I see them I am going to give them a scolding.
>>3582444
Death.
>>3582418
>>3582421
>There will never be a Paper Mario RPG ever again that uses the standards TTYD set
I want to actually fucking kill myself.
>>3582434
You're pretty bad
>>3582434
You ain't got shit on me Beerus? Didn't you see my sleek fur?
I'm the classiest animal on this game
>>3582444
nice trips.
>>3582425
>>3582417
>She appears to double over in laughter, leaning precariously out of her tank
Flounder? I revel in your hissy fit, actually.
>>3582408
You've gotta be more specific if you don't want me to do it for research's sake.
>>3582434
Damn it, damn it, damn it!
>>3582470
I would have sworn that I had hit you.
Fine.
>>3582484
>Take me with you, Shinigami-chan.
>>3582417
I can help explain from my end.
It appears that Micia, the godess of life and death, has decided that in order for such a bloody sport to even exist the tributes are constantly ressurected back to life. I've had so many near death experiences at this point that I can kinda remember what she looked like when I saw her.
>he hands you a hot cup of tea.
Now.. calming down wasnt so hard was it God of Death? What is your name?
>>3582425
Could you not?
>>3582499
It grazed my cheek...I can still feel it.
Oh god it's a bizarre sensation.
>>3582495
If I remember correctly, it projects itself onto the reader and causes them to hallucinate and be compelled to read more and more.
>>3582437
>the book opens to reveal a child's drawing and a story of the most perfect, cutest, bravest, bestest pony known as Yellow Star
>the first chapter reveals how Yellow Star was born, before she was born, her mother went up to space and took two stars and brought them back, thus Yellow Star was born and her lesser sister Silver Who-gives-a-damn, they were both (and by both it means Yellow Star) was the prettiest, most smart ponies in existence.
JoJo can run, but he can't tell good explosives from bad. His score will have to wait another day to increase. Araragi tries to suck up to me, and Luna's love of doubles is made manifest.
A note: you can kill each other. Just a suggestion.
>>3582505
>We go together, Hedgehog.
Welcome to the family son.
>>3582536
Ah ! ah!
Get a better equipment next time!
>>3582536
Trust me, I have a bad feeling about this.
>>3582536
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love this game.
>>3582536
That bomb was a gift?! What a sponsor! They just might have sponsored my defeat!
>>3582534
>Ponies
...
>Burns the book.
>>3582536
Owwww.....
>>3582536
Why are all of you scared? It is just snakes.
>>3582484
>>3582505
I'll join
>>3582536
Duh.
I have a coupon
>>3582536
Hum, we really need to go
>>3582437
>>3582534
>>3582523
Hm. Problematic.
>>3582534
>Burns the book
>>3582444
The hg insanity overtakes all of us if it hasn't already, and we all devolve into a cesspool of clickbait posts and cancerous memes.
Everyone shall purposely overreact to everything they see to get mor (you)s, "what are you guys doing?" posts shall drown all and wolf shall ravage our streets.
>>3582534
What is this shit? This isnt trips.
>>3582539
Hey you,catch.
>throws a book at your face.
>>3582444
>godmodding
What?
>>3582536
...Hmm, I suppose I can consume these should I ever get hungry.
>>3582539
>>3582577
>Alright, just let me get my finely honed 1000 times folded katana.
>>3582536
Just a bunch of snot nosed kids. They should quit ahead of time... Why am I talking to a mouse. Hmm... I wish the kids would visit more often.
>>3582534
>sets on fire
>>3582534
Is that it?
Well... If it doesn't involve dancin I'm not reading it!
>>3582521
I suppose you had not yet been hit by silver bullets.
>>3582536
Now to grab that stupid, stupid book.
>>3582482
that's a fast turtle.
Viper gets a pet that violates the natural order, but it's part Cena, so it can't be that bad, right? Anywho, Sunset's perfect crime turned out to not be so perfect. The Colonel's Southern charm is deactivated as he turns to sneakiness. Really, I'm gonna have to demand that you kill each other more quickly.
>>3582551
We're just hanging out, hanging out.
Hanging out with the family, having ourselves a PAAAAARTY
>>3582534
JESUS FUCK KILL IT KILL IT
>>3582573
>>3582586
>>3582601
"Wow, this is the fastest failure I've seen yet... you're to go Dubsman."
>>3582594
http://www.landofnor.com/roleplay/godmodding
>>3582610
You know what this means right? It means that augmentations are the future.
>>3582593
>>3582593
I don't want this.
>Throws the book to >>3582602
>>3582610
>FUCK YOU MANG
>>3582612
I sure as hell don't know how these work Mei but here, I hear kids like these things.
>>3582612
...What was that all about?
>>3582612
It's HOT noon now~
>>3582612
More of a "Hellish" style now, ain't it?
>>3582603
That explains the bizarre burning sensation...so in the future can you not?
I'm not a big fan of holy and Silver weaponry...for obvious reasons.
