HG Homecoming of Despair Post Game
I'll be having 48 of you for the post-game.
Get your drinks out and your booze and what not as this is the afterparty.
Do take in mind that there'll be a slight interruption by a bunch of zombies. I kind of fucked up with their brains or something like that.
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Monaca
Satou the Absolute Madman.
King Dedede
>>3562235
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3562235
Kaguya Houraisan
Klopp
X7-10
>>3562235
Maria and Harusame
Shalashaska
>>3562235
Natsuki Subaru
FYXE CRIMSON
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3562235
Zulf
Defalt
Patchouli's Husband!
MUD
I WILL WIN THIS GAME IN THE NAME OF LONELY FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE
>>3562235
Rika
Stocking Anarchy
>>3562235
Naoe Yamato
>>3562235
Madoka
>>3562235
Gengar
Yukine
>>3562235
Soldier 76
>>3562235
Suika!
me7ic0
Squid Girl
Classy Raven
Boba Fett
>>3562235
SETH FREAKING ROLLINS
>>3562235
Ririchiyo
>>3562235
Kiwi Knight
>>3562235
Darth Vader
Houki Shinonono
Lonely Policeman
Drunken Lumberjack
>>3562235
Envy
>>3562235
Utsutsu
>>3562078
>her tufts drop and she blushes, looking him in the eye
Uh...?
Y-Yeah, I'm fine...
>>3562079
Looks like it. Maybe I'll have better luck this time...
>>3562235
Machi
Kazuichi Souda!
Endo
>>3562173
That's the only record England has. Well, this and Rooney as the ugliest player.
>inb4 Özil
>>3562213
I get one of these tattoos too, right? Can I chose where to put it?
>>3562235
Junko Enoshima
Dancin fox
Miku
>>3562235
Bold and Brash
>>3562235
Slark
Koyomi Araragi
>>3562235
Anchorage Water Oni
>>3562235
Azura
>>3562235
Ramlethal Valentine
Iida Tenya
Sleeping Link
Mii Swordfighter
Joakim Brodén
>>3562246
>He's dead Jim, the folder is no longer existing
Ringabel
Taokaka
THE FUCKING MAD MAN
Uni
Aizawa Nagisa
Makina Irisu
Patchouli
>>3562169
You've put me through so much torment. Why?
>>3562188
Was that your date? It's good to know you're adjusting to this place.
>>3562235
Meguca Snek
Hajime Hinata
Izaya Orihara
The Crimson Demon
>>3562261
>>3562297
Right, so, there are all the thank yous. Good luck in the game, everybody.
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3562308
I feel bad for the Lonely policeman
Sheamus
>>3562327
I'm so sorry for you.
>>3562318
>Kek
>>3562222
>>3562199
hue
>>3562207 #
...Idon'tknowhow.
Please.
I'll lick your face if you do!
>>3562217 #
That's a relief..
Oh, she's just one of my really good friends! I came here looking for her, actually!
>>3562333
You're getting my spot since I gotta high tail it outta here.
D-Don't get me wrong, I still wish you were dead.
Give the mocha menace here my slot.
>>3562331
>>3562172
>>3562271
>anime poster
It's vidya, uncultured furry trash :^)
But yes, I do listen to Jazz. Mainly compilations though, I don't enjoy any specific artist enough to pull out and analyze their work.
>>3562344
>send help
>>3562261
You were my favorite to win in the event that we choked
>>3562261
No, as the winner you must fornicate right at this moment so go pound that pussy until the sun rises and the Sunset lays unconscious from the overwhelming strength of a winner!
>>3561965
What the fuck did I miss? When did you pop the question to her?
>>3562249
>>3562325
Eh, sure thing. Lotsa folks do that 'round here.
>>3562336 (Makoto)
Huh, I hear that a lot lately. What's she look like?
>>3562235
>50+ IPS
Brandsteele doing 60 tributes limit when?
>>3562318
I don't think everyone gets a number, but I'm sure you could request one.
>>3562319
O champion of lemaign! Angel of despair, please forgive this man for being so late to bless your game in the gods name!
>>3562381
>1961
>Was football even a thing at that time ?
>>3562313
Not if I can help it~ I did manage to win a game earlier today, the first game I've won since my return, and I tend to win twice on the days I get a win...
>>3562360
>>3562358
So which 1 of you fucking Australian subhumans wants to die first?
>>3562327
First Tigres
now your home
Every one press F to pay respect to Araragi and his fallen hero's
>>3562398
>pets
>>3562297
Definitely. I'm gonna plow her later.
>Jasper
>>3562386
That doesn't benefit me at all ~de geso...
>>3562393
I can't say I blame you.
>>3562434
>Is petted
>Holy shit you never reply this fast :^)
>>3562427
...What?
>>3562144
It wasn't intended as one, but it would explain why you didn't mind being so late...
>>3562302
You gonna be okay, Seth? You were having technical issues earlier...
>>3562424
It's alright. A lot of fun was had, a lot of mayhem! It's all good!
>>3562297 (Spike)
You won fair and square, I have no complaints. Shame she wasn't there to join you though.
>>3562419
Lots of folk get lost? Like I'm very lost right now, this place probably doesn't even have any good dark places.
>>3562375
>>3562381
When will this stop?
>>3562432
kys Kloppo
>>3562432
>england beat spics
Wew.
Too bad when you go against Brazil, they're gonna beat your asses.
>>3562146 (Rammy)
Ah, alright sorry, I know! We could talk about what's on your hate list, other than spiders of course..
>>3562213 (Miku)
Why do you do this to me? Ahh.. I'll try to forget about it then, oh but you really think the people back at Crypton really make him into one of us?
>>3562399
Your sacrifice is appreciated.
>>3562457
NEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>3562418
Fuck it, I'm too exhausted to link right anyways.
>>3562425
Dude it's been around since the fucking 1800's
Are you actually retarded?
And it's been around in other forms since well before the fucking medieval age
>>3562447
Uh...
Tao can give Chef Girl...
>She rummages in her pockets.
This can, meow! It has a small fish on it, meow!
>>3562457
>>3562481
I love your show. Watch everyday
>>3562060
And the many chances to come. It was great playing alongside you once again, Commander. I'll see you around, alright?
>>3562144
The side effect was never real, Naoe. Now I have a heavy stomachache and I need medicine, I'll see you around later.
>>3562420
>tfw actually considering 60 entries again
It feels rather good having that many UIDs here.
>>3562421
I'd like to take the 88 then.
>>3562467
Get a better defense. Even Mustafi would be much better than the one your country has right now.
>>3562427
>>3562298
TOP FUCKING KEK FA.M
Who you gonna slap with these weak ass wings! I swear they're only good to be fried by Sanders right here m8
I gonna moonwalk on your greased body so hard there will be blood on the dancefloor everywhere
>>3562425
>Yes
>before the coming home meme started
>>3562467
:^)
>>3562469
We will see
>>3562302
>>3562462
Oh he'll be fine.
I'll be watching over his precious games while he fights, a champ like him doesn't need distractions now does he?
>>3562406
Well, you guys were my pick the whole time. I never expected things to go that well.
>>3562413
Okay, let's just drop this topic.
If Sunset and I-
No, not even gonna humour you with details. Just shush.
>>3562418
Well, when she came back, we ended up moving in together, and I guess it just happened. It wasn't so much a single moment of 'wanna go out' as we realised we were already together, and we just said it was official.
>>3562437
That's... nice?
>>3562463
She wanted to be, but you know how it is. Things happen. I took a bunch of pictures, though. I'll tell her all about it.
>>3562485
Don't worry about it, I knew what you meant.
ROSTER
CHECK IT AND MAKE SURE YOU ENJOY IT.
IIDA IS IN FOR KAZUICHI DUE TO PM RELATED SWITCH. AT XX:32 WE'LL KICK IT OFF SO MAKE THOSE SWAPS IF NEEDED.
>>3562487
>i know, I'm just saying that records this old don't mean anything since football wasn't developed like today
>>3562419
Uhh, well, she's blonde, long hair, really pretty, kinda small but perfect curves, hmm..
She wears a lot of blue?
Have you seen anybody like that?
>>3562447
Please!
>Licks her face anyway
>>3562487
In reality the concept of kicking something isn't that hard
>>3562363
I'd... like to rest after all of this.
No, I know I don't need to say thanks. But... I want to.
>she leans her head close, giving you a kiss.
...Thank you for everything, Garry. I will look forward to the days that come.
>>3562452
>Disappears and tells you to buy the 3rd path DLC
>S-Shut up :^(
>>3562505
Talk shit, get shit, boy. When i am done with you, i'm leaving you next door to the people that rather dog a dog than pussy.
>>3562520
Give: >>3562245
To: >>3562358
Monaca has better things to do than waste her time around here.
>>3562476
Of course.
Anything for best skintone.
>>3562485
I know right?
Apparently Spike's been whipped for a few months or something.
Pretty much the housewife by now.
>>3562520
>>3562399
>>3562381
>I'm still pretty amazed that Austria pulled off a 0-0 against Portugal. I think Ronaldo got a little butthurt when it ended.
>>3562369
>>3562261
>Pats shoulder
It was a fantastic show mate!
>>3562419
>>3562230
>>3562256
>Just posting these
>>3562520
Give spike the spot
>>3562514
>>3562306
Hey guys
Mind if I join in?
>>3562179
SHIT, I MISSED YOU.
Thanks so much, Boss.
>>3562541
Wait wait wait.
This nigger was Sophisto?
>>3562520
Pretty good, let's go
>>3562520
LET'S DO THIS SHINDIG!
>>3562520
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3562462
Good, good.
I think I need to relax. Trying to give the gods an offering worthy of an entire ball in the span of 5 minutes can kill a man.
>>3562520
Ready!
>>3562514
No, never!
>>3562525
Association football was first played in december 1863, and 2961 was only about 50 years ago.
Most people live longer then that you nig
>>3562534
>I believe i told you already that i got the 3-in-1 cartridge, right? :^)
>meanwhile on pol
>Klopp
>>3562426
Is that so? I think there's only one way to find out. Good luck, Gengar.
>>3562520
Looks fine.
>>3562514
Second best option right?
>>3562520
Let's get this over with
>>3562520
>>3562536
Deny this, give it to whoever was next in line, please.
>>3562456
Well I had stuff to do and I made it to the after party so it isn't all lost.
>>3562502
O-oh....alright. See you Kuga.
>>3562520
Looks good
>>3562520
All soldiers accounted for.
>>3562520
Looks fine, Lets go already.
>>3562470
Do you really want to hear that?
>>3562532
It looks like you enjoyed yourself.
>>3562399
>vidya
>culture
Well joking aside, ok then Im the same. Though compilations are often weak because they need the rights and all.
I'll advice so to listen to some Miles Davis, or Charles Mingus. Especially Mingus, he's entry-level (in a way) while still kicking shit
If you're an /a/utist and like cowboy bebop you will like that :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__OSyznVDOY
>>3562548
>steps out of it
>>3562504
It would work good, 5 people per district, and I was asking for it months ago
>>3562502
Lo siento por no contestar, no lo vi, estoy bien, aunque el internet sigue lento como desde esta semana.
>>3562568
>2961
>>3562548
Only if you kill yourself with me at the end.
>>3562514
Well that about solidifies it for me. You were too much of a pussy to even actually tell her you both just accepted it. It's weak, just like you.
>>3562538
It's downright disgusting. I bet Sunset could move a black man into their bed and it'll be okay because she didn't actually him to get cucked.
>>3562526
Ugh I want to fuck this animal
>>3562493
I don't want that ~de geso.
>>3562502
We can think of an even better plan for next time ~de geso.
>>3562520
Let's go ~de geso!
>>3562526
>Pushes away.
Don't do that ~de geso!
>>3562520
Let's get do this.
>>3562470
I'm not actually sure what goes on in that department, but If they can easily make us it should be possible right?
>>3562504
Don't think anyone has that number so should be available.
>>3562520
Ready
>>3562558
Don't mind me, I'm supposed to be good with not getting spotted.
Now with that out the way...why are you taking notes of everything I say?
>>3562566
>Picks up
>Flips upside down
Leave the dragon alone.
>>3562559
>I thought people would know these day's. It hasn't been a secret.
>>3562569
Anna is objectively best waifu, even in fates
>>3562520
MUD-SAMA
U
D
S
A
M
A
>>3562313
Oh, you are?
>Before you can react he brings you in an plants a kiss upon your lips
>>3562520
I-I suppose I'll just sit this one out.
>>3562594
You look cute
Wanna sex later?
>>3562462
HostHelper fucked me over, got a glitch where I couldn't even type anymore, twice.
I guess it's life trying to prevent me from killing myself by hosting too many games.
>>3562513
Don't you dare try a thing, Ambrose.
>>3562520
No districts ? Great, I won't have carry losers on my back.
Yeah it was cool being nice and all the time of one game but playtime's over. It's been too long since a real, deserving champ has won a game.
>>3562548
No.
>>3562504
If only that could happen, those people will do the same shit they do everytime something like this happens.
>>3562507
:^) you too nigger, I want to see England raped in the Euro.
>>3562548
>Not a bit. Welcome back.
>>3562599
Well...Uh...
That's all Tao has on her.
>>3562520
Tao is ready to rumble, meow!
>>3562612
>Anna is not out yet for us yuropoors
>>3562574
Good luck to you as well~
>>3562563
>pops up in front of you and waves
>>3562626
impostor
>>3562542
You really didn't have to do that.
Thanks.
>>3562541
As was yours.
>>3562566
She's not here, so it's pointless to talk about it.
>>3562575
I guess it is. I really need to get the pictures developed, though.
>>3562595
Oh, c'mon. I did the first kiss of the relationship and everything.
>>3562605
Well, I said I was gonna tell Sunset the stories, didn't I? So I'm taking notes.
>>3562616
kys you degenerate mongoloid faggot
I bet you kiss girls
>>3562576
You would refuse Monaca's kindness and give her spot to just some random demon? Why do you hate her so much?
>>3562465
Well, they do stumble on in here, yeah, but I meant more 'bout talkin' 'ta themselves. There's some good an' dark sports in a section'a the forest I set up camp in, myself.
>>3562526
Er...well, up until "blue clothes", yeah, it was familiar-soundin'.
>>3562277
>>3562354
Do I even wanna know?
>>3562596
Please do not sexualize the squirrel
>>3562535
Mighty talk for a bird that already walk like he's got fucked for hours by a whole bunch of furfags.
How's the gaping anus walk-style goin'? Is that the latest fad in dance club on north pole?
>>3562626
Want some hot sex
I could just play around with your futa dick all day
>>3562630
>implying
>>3562569
>To be honest I played the fan-translation first
>then I pirated the Special Edition until I finally bought a physical one.
>>3562628
I don't support England :^)
HOLD UP HOLD UP
BEFORE WE GET STARTED
GUESS WHO'S COMING
IT'S
GUESS WHO'S COMING
IT'S
GUESS WHO'S COMING
AND WE'RE OFF WITH THE BLOODBATH. LET'S GET THIS AFTERPARTY STARTING THEN.
>>3562566
>>3562645
He won't talk about it. Besides, we've already established that he'd be on the receiving end.
>>3562625
Your game was great. I hope you host more of them,
Why are the furfags so hostile?
>>3562640
How fitting it is that she is the only dlc character. I am not even mad.
>>3562658
W-Wait, it's not that! Someone else probably deserves it more than me, so...
>>3562625
HEY SETH, WHAT'S THIS BUTTON THAT SAYS DELETE DO?
>>3562587
If you feel like sharing, you don't have to, we could talk about other things if you wish.
>>3562604
That's what I was guessing, other than that I'm fine with this.
>>3562541
>Sorry about that
Huh? Oh, nah, I haven't burned myself in ages, actually.
>>3562642
>Flinches slightly nonetheless
Hi.
>>3562596
I'm not just an animal, Anon.
>>3562599
>Face is pressed against the squid's hands.
Giiive.. Meeaaat buuuns!!
>>3562665
Oh, well, maybe she made a uniform change?
D'you know anybody? Who? Who?
>>3562671
The only thing i'll ever have a gaping anus is when i'll take a giant shit on you - which i'll be doing anywhere and anytime i want to, faggot.
>>3562590
>needing to be an /a/ degenerate to like bebop
It's only a staple of culture, hon.
Here's my working mix, I'm more of a fan of lounge when I'm writing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfHZ-VtRNBo
>>3562595
If he's the housewife, won't he be the one taking the nigger dick instead?
>>3562623
Not even while I'm dead.
>>3562676
>>3562689
I most certainly would not.
>>3562682
Santa claus?
>>3562687
...Well, then.
>>3562682
Is it dat boi?
>>3562144
You're right... I did seem to miss that one by a lil' bit though. But that's alright!
>Makina hugs Onii-chan.
You better be havin' some good luck out there!
>>3562166
I didn't mean to upset you y'know? I didn't really knew it was all this sensitive...
wait so kamina is back?
>>3562665
What? Ya got a porblem with it or what?
>>3562687
The apocalypse is happening! You gonna help me out or be in my way? There's a simple answer for this.
>>3562630
Well I don't want it ~de geso.
>>3562687
I can't catch human diseases ~de geso.
>>3562713
>Pushes with tentacles.
>>3562693
>tfw they tried to get us banned on /qa/
>>3562643
No!
>>3562676
Die.
>>3562645
Shouldn't take long right? How many did you take.
>>3562687
Huh... Oh well, free stuff.
>>3562645
Hm...fair enough.
But what else would you really want to hear? Nothing really comes to mind...
Ask something your curious about, just, out of the blue.
>>3562687
Excellent home defense tips
>>3562699
Monaca thinks Big Brother Hajime deserves to be eaten by zombies more than anyone for missing the event.
>>3562607
Nooo, flip me back right now!
>>3562645
Just give her the dragon's breath into her sunspot.
>>3562689
My my my~ now that would be something to see.
>>3562687
Wait, what's happenin' now?
Bah, whatever, not like I ain't handled worse in my life.
>>3562625
Kek, u buying this shit?
>>3562692
>>3562687
I think that's a good indication it's time for me to head out for the night...
>>3562678
>Good man. Please turn over your shekels to Treehouse :^)
>>3562696
>I know it's you, Robin :^)
>>3562559
>>3562608
>Holy shit, I almost forgot. How're you holding up nowadays?
>>3562670
>I'm not sure if you've just been gone, or if you're someone else and I haven't realized. Anyway, how are you?
>>3562676
>I'm fucking spent, give me some slack here.
>>3562733
>Bites tentacle
>>3562687
Set up a spring loaded trap. Shotgun next to the door... Works every time.
>>3562541
>Portugal is extremely overrated. It's completely focused on Ronaldo. But Ronaldo can't do anything with a shit team. You have no idea how happy I was when Island did a draw against them.
>>3562604
It's settled then. I will be the first German-Japanese Vocaloid. Watch me becoming the next big thing.
>>3562687
Contracting the sickness? A tiny virus can't harm me.
>>3562687
Everything can just get better from now on.
>>3562687
So It's Jevel who has this arena and not Lemaign and Micia this time.
>he raises a toast
Good health and sickness to everyone!
>>3562754
Night, baby
>>3562687
This isn't a good way to end a homecoming dance! Zombies?!
>>3562734
>not even the furfags liked HG threads because we moved some dead posts out
>>3562714
Then DO IT. What are you waitin' for? Bitch ass bird.
>>3562687
Y-You were a doctor? Really? You look more infected than I do- oh hey I'm not infected anymore...
>>3562735
>punchu
I can't believe I missed punching that dumb face of yours.
>>3562665
Do I look like a forest type of fish? I may look like of them kobolds, but I ain't one of them.
>he simply toys with his knife while pondering
Any swamps?
>>3562687
Boy you are one lucky bastard, because I don't know shit about medicine.
>>3562687
I don't care who comes knocking. No one is getting in.
>>3562687
Fuck that I'm killing all these losers
>>3562687
That's what happens when you stay healthy!
>>3562756
No you don't
>>3562762
I love you, Morrison.
>>3562737
Oh, just a couple.
Like, three hundred and five. Maybe. I'm gonna filter the bad ones out.
>>3562742
Well, what would you say was your greatest battle? I'm sure she'd love to hear that one.
>>3562748
Stop.
>>3562680
Then whoever the fuck you support, unless it's Germany or Belgium.
>>3562734
Kek. They can stay mad.
>>3562750
Are you saying his game wasn't good? If it's good, I'll say as much. Why are you so pissy?
>>3562735
>pets
>>3562733
Can Chef Girl make Tao meat buns anyway, mrow?
>>3562759
FURRY GIRL! DON'T BITE CHEF GIRL! MEAT BUNS HANG IN THE BALANCE, MEOW!
>>3562687
>>3562692
I didn't work on them for 7 months just to host them one time.
On the other hand, try to keep your despair lust hold on for now and don't waste time killing unnecessary beings, got it ?
>>3562759
AH ~DE GESO!
>Slaps with other tentacles.
>>3562715
>kissu
>>3562716
No im not that qt link
>>3562735
Fuutaa
>>3562687
So we just chill here until this all blows over? Sounds good to me.
>>3562726
>He returns the hug
You know I have horrible luck Makina. I'll try to have some fun though.
>>3562622
>this takes her by surprise and her eyes widen slightly before closing them and easing into the kiss
...
>she pulls away after a moment, her cheeks flushing red
What....What was that for?
>>3562687
I'm still alive? Maybe my luck isn't as bad as I originally thought...
>>3562420
>>3562504
>>3562592
>DM'd Brant about 60 slot games
>>3562756
>Don't remind me, I feel dirty for that. :^(
>Still, JP voices > US voices
>>3562687
Angels can't become zo-...oh wait.
>>3562779
The fuck you say, nigga? I bet your head would look fine as a bookpress.
>Yes this isn't a Humboldt penguin, Use your imagination reeeeeeeeee
>>3562687
I am in with no injuries. Forty Seven redundancies to remove.
>>3562703
I was thinking you could not handle it. I am fine with sharing it.
>>3562735
Eila is beautiful. Only I deserve to play her
>lost homecoming
True despair
>>3562783
Aren't you that guy who called all of my avas cancer?
>>3562713
Er, well, they were about...yea high?
>She holds her hand to the slightest bit over five feet
>>3562730
I didn't exactly take 'er 'ta be the sort 'ta marry.
>>3562787
Never said ya did. Not many'a them where I'm from, anyhow. Er, 'fraid not, but there is at least a river, I wouldn't be too surprised if there was somethin' conveniently cave-y nearby.
>>3562817
>>3562757
>been around just don't have much opportunity to use any of the 3 bb toons and been fine hbu?
>>3562700
Press it.
Do it for the vine.
>>3562803
Creep
>>3562798
>>3562577
I don't think this is going to be much of a party...
>>3562747
...Is that why you swapped me in? I tried to make it, honest!
>>3562817
This is Baron btw
>>3562809
She always is. Its her way of showing gratitude by getting people to raise the bar.