Zootopia Thread: Futbol edition
http://pastebin.com/iWksE3Fn
1st for dark genitals
>>3559173
No booru, no pastebin, delete this.
>>3559001
I agree with this.
He'd be worried and having second thoughts all the way until they're born. Then pic related.
Lewdy Hopps
We should make a linkboard that we can post near the top so we don't have to worry about anons forgetting information like the booru and the archive.
I hope >schalkeanon didn't really retire
>>3559173
Actual Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
you got some weird ruskie pastebin up there
>>3559290
Can someone pretty please make a color fixed version of this?
Reshill for the new thread I guess
I decided to do some creative masturbation and tell all about Bunanon's day the other day.
http://pastebin.com/cBefJwLW
This is an excerpt that was done for PromptAnon's thirty minute challenge thing.
Enjoy?
>>3559320
>Carry on
>The legacy
>>3559320
Yeah, I did. There's no point anymore.
>>3559320
Don't worry, he was here yesterday.
>>3559296
>This is still on google image search
GONNA CURRUP ALL DA CHEELDREN
>>3559358
>>3559359
...
...
I just remembered these characters and went to Google them. Turns out the top result is now them in a story on fanfiction.net.
>>3559334
Thanks tovayishe.
>>3559173
Why in god's name do you need such a huge resolution for such a very simple pic?
>>3559353
I really like the idea of Judy exasperatedly trying to take care of Pastor'd!Nick as he desperately attempts to please her.
>>3559366
Gazelle and the stripper tigers already did.
Not to mention how Judy's uniform inherently is pretty prostitute-esque.
>>3559290
Even if Nick was only half the father he acted like during the jumbo-pop hustle, he'd still be the best goddamned dad.
>>3559414
I like to think he'd be even more sappy
>>3559384
Just the software I used.
>>3559414
>half the father
So instead of just forgetting his wallet, he'd forget the kid?
>>3559290
I do like to think that Nick would try to be the best dad he could.
Give his kids the father he himself never had.
Thats why I really hope they adopt at some point in the movies. I dunno if it would somehow get a third movie, but if it did, they should definitely adopt kids.
>>3559381
that's cool, storylink I guess?
In my head stories, I like to include them too and tent to think of Masuotter as probably a police, motorpool mechanic.
[lolspoilersin/trash/]his secret hobby is trying to build Zootopia's first, functional, bi-pedal mecha.
>>3559409
"What is this? Some kind of performer?" - actual dialogue from the fucking film
>>3559452
>/sp/ meme poster complaining about memes being run into the ground
...
Yes, yes, it's shilling, but this is beyond just 'Hey, please read this'. I've got this bunch of stuff for the Size Difference weasel and fox love concept, and I really don't know if it's working out.
http://pastebin.com/DxM15ZSV
Please do take a look and leave comments, suggestions, and so on. I'm not sure what exactly I'm aiming for with this. It started out just as a nice, lewd moment of sexual fun.
>>3559414
>tell your son he can be an elephant when he grows up
>setting your son up for failure
Nah, he'd be a shit tier dad
I'm going to watch Zootopia Original Version for the first time, what I should expect?
Also, here's some jazz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0CgE7oyVpI
>>3559285
At least they've been in the OP a few times. No one has yet to put the archive in the OP. Arguably the most useful.
http://www.ztarchive.com
>>3559296
always be lewding
>>3559514
DAYUM
>>3559514
holy shit, Nameless Lewder. You're incredible.
![398890-x1_alpha_blue2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1RzEBJS.jpg "398890-x1_alpha_blue2[1].jpg")
>>3559461
I want to see a Zootopia version of the X1-Alpha, ideally piloted by Judy.
I often feel like the last fan of Future Cop LAPD
>>3559173
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T (embed)
Booru: zoo.booru.org
Archive: http://www.ztarchive.com/
>>3559445
Well, that's not too bad. He could be Prime Minister of the UK.
>>3559497
Original Version? Wut?
>>3559514
That's pretty hot m8
Might even rub one out to this
Reshilling for new thread.
Love your stuff Weaver, keep being awesome!
>>3559381
I would sooooooooooo like to screw that delicious big cat.
>>3559514
NL Real Request Hours when
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2056116
Reminder to add yourself to the map.
>>3559569
How does it balance on his head!?
>>3559543
You know, the original "dub"
>>3559498
I did that. But it was deleted.
>>3559584
Skill
>>3559461
Oh, oops. Turns out I just assumed the story would be there, but clicking the link brings up this:
>Story Not Found
>Unable to locate story. Code 1.
The search results only had this much of it.
>The Blood Fangs Chapter 5: FNG, a zootopia fanfic | FanFiction
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11917827/5/The-Blood-FangsFanFiction.Net
>Apr 27, 2016 - ... wolf to end this bloodshed alongside officers Taichi Masuotter and Kii Catano. ...
>Masuotter led the young wolf down the basement into a classroom. ... Masuotter hands the wolf a
>standard issue taser gun, capable of ...
PB anon here, any new shit?
>>3559577
MFW some faggot lives like 30 mins from my place.
>>3559173
>http://pastebin.com/iWksE3Fn
The fuck is this shit?
>>3559611
who?
>>3559569
Do the Weaver-inspired version with Ladybug Icon Hat on head.
>>3559575
eh I think I have time for one
Can someone post the bounce house color references again?
>>3559594
>Colored version is just gideon blacked out
>>3559536
Policenaughts Zootopia
>>3559641
Desmond cumming on Molly's face while she licks it off with her two-foot long prehensile tongue.
>>3559536
I'm with you brother. I think I put far, far too many hours into that base defense multiplayer thing where you had to build units to attack the other base.
That game was pretty damn incredible.
>>3559320
>>3559590
You're gonna watch ZT in... English for the first time?
I don't think I get it, unless you're referencing another movie.
>>3559594
>>3559611
If these are popular, put them in there?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7219528
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7216339
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780
Maybe? I've not checked the proper Pastebin in a while.
>>3559649
>>3559617
>People keep popping up near me
>each time they get closer to my location
>closer
>closer
>closer...
>>3559660
>>3559641
Forgot my image, and my manners. Please do my request.
>>3559652
>>3559680
Trash > Gideon
>>3559577
There's someone in the Antartic?!
>>3559685
Added all of them expect Reichstagbrand, its already in there
>>3559690
I must find the faggot who lives in Winter Park, FL
>>3559320
>>3559674
You know what, fine. If y'all are going to do it, we're going to do it right.
>SCHALKE
>>3559680
More secretly depressed gideon.
>>3559594
are you fucking kidding me
5 days to pee
I still feel anxious about the whole Bounce House thing.
Given how many white bands are there, right, shouldn't there be like some kind of special space for them specifically?
>>3559497
Godfather reference
Alright, I'll even leave next thread's OP here for you to copypaste. Whoever starts the next thread, you have no excuse now.
___
Zootopia Thread: Whatever Edition
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: http://zoo.booru.org
Archive: http://ztarchive.com/
>>3559577
Yo who the FUCK lives in Carmel Indiana? Legit 2 minutes away from my house. Walking
>>3559667
THIS IS PRECINCT ASSAULT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BkLKhIEPpc
Precursor to MOBAs, to my own shocked horror
What does weaver look like irl?
>>3559715
This one dude did a reading of some of what ComicAnon as an author has written.
I believe it's at: https://soundcloud.com/user-312074008
I don't know if you'd want to put that in or not, but just bringing it to your attention.
>>3559678
Well, he could not be a native english speaker.
>>3559577
>those hawaii anons
they need to fug
>>3559680
I love Gideon.
>>3559781
I don't know and i don't want to know.
>>3559577
>only one guy in chicago area
>>3559797
Added in the Audio section
>>3559773
I don't, but I've heard of the place before. One of the contributing artists to Homestuck lives/lived there.
>>3559853
But what if that mouse is the real chef?
>>3559641
Snugglebunnies if you have time afterwards?
Okay, I'm the anon who asked about the whole meatlocker suspension thing earlier today.
Been working on this in between other stuff:
http://pastebin.com/Dut2EhhL
I kind of got distracted with the buildup, and it's now 4AM, so I figured I'd upload what I had so far.
>>3559577
holy shit, Pastor-inventor, you're right next to my old workplace (North Cambridge)
>>3559770
Pastebin guy is in thread and working on a new version. Should wait until he does that.
>>3559877
Then he'd better get back to work, something might be burning...
>>3559887
I swear, powerbottom Sunny hits that sweet spot between cute and hot.
>>3559536
>looks it up
That sound pretty damn cool, and this was apparently before EA became soulless monsters.
Yeah, I could see Judy rocking that.
In general, I'm a dork who really is prone to inserting sci-fi elements into Zootopia. Because nothing says "arrest with excessive force" than Judy and Nick doing a SWAT raid in power armor/mini-mechas.
>>3559610
oooh, so it's more a cameo.
>>3559717
They probably go to UCF, anon. Find him.
So, of all of you Texans, how many of you are LGBT top guys and how many are switches or bottoms?
I'm so curious.
>>3559402
>boyfriend knocks on the door
>you answer in your negligee
>he slinks in, not making eye contact
>starts cooking dinner and cleaning your house
>keeps asking you if you want anything
>next thing you know you've been sitting in your favorite chair for a few hours watching the candlelight flicker while his head is between your legs, moving back and forth between the actual buzzer and spreading the love all around your pelvis and thighs during cool down time
>grab his limp dick like a leash and lead him to the bedroom
>spa quality massage, between the residual pleasure, relaxing rubs, and bottle of wine you're out like a light
>this is every night
>people wonder how you write 200 tickets before noon with a huge smile on your face every day
>>3559817
He looks so calm and comfy.
>>3559887
they're totally gay dudes btw
>>3559445
>never got forgotten at a store
I'm sorry you never had a childhood
>>3559925
I'd imagine it being like pic related, except he has a dick in his ass.
Reminder that everyone in this thread should dump their hot male juices in and on Alec's teenage flesh.
>>3559537
>Included the ztarchive
Mah man
>>3559999
This.
Only person I really care about seeing on the ZeeMap is Alec, so I can find him and lewd him.
>>3559989
>>3559897
Oh nice. Well, Cambridge does get a lot of people from all over, given it's a Uni town.
>>3559999
>>3560036
Alec, hide.
What animal would stereotypically be smart in ZT? IE: Foxes are stereotypically sly, Bunnies are stereotypically dumb, etc.
>>3559989
I see it more as "You're way too big for me, but I'm gonna take more than you think I can anyway. Oh, and I'll be cumming every few minutes, so enjoy the vice grip and/or belly painting.
>>3559717
I was about to past the exact same pic which I found in one of the Russian threads from OP.
>>3559894
I'm... not sure if I should look at this or not.
>>3559999
Welp, quads demand it.
>>3559722
Does this count?
>>3560082
Who the fuck gave Bunanon a gun?
Wait. Duh. It was Gunanon.
>when you wonder if you can experience this kind of love and have it last
>when you still hold out hope
>>3559938
>boyfriend breaks into your house
>"hfdsfhdsghg"
>starts throwing your plates and glasses on the floor
>turns the stove on high, starts putting random items from fridge down garbage disposal
>smacks the phone out of your hands when you try to call the cops
>pushes you onto the couch
>starts sucking on the fabric
>you sneak away and call the police
>he finds you again
>throws you down on the bed WWE style
>starts punching the fuck out of your back until cops arrive and tase him so hard he sprays piss all over you
>>3560036
What about Bunanon?
They do some awesome lewdfics!
>>3560036
HELL
YEAH
>>3560082
>>3560088
Weeell... it ended up a bit more tame than I was originally intending. And far more tame than other stuff I've been writing.
It's consensual for one.
>>3560162
But I don't want to splooge all over Bunanon's face as he/she desperately squirms against the handcuffs.
>>3559855
Everyone else in Chicago are busy murdering or getting murdered.
>>3559778
It's weird to think about that it was -technically- a MOBA. Sorta, it was only 1v1, you had to build minions and structures, and it required leading a minion into the base for an auto win.
None the less that shit was fun as hell.
>>3559941
I'm just quiet about my love for pie fox anymore, it sucks. I didn't even ship judeon either, I wanted him with an OC or Mrs. Wilde.
No one likes mom fox as much anymore either, but at least she isn't reviled.
>>3560146
But anon...we're not animals.
So cuddly fuzzy sizeplay is impossible
>>3560010
Yep!
>>3560082
>>3560190
Come on everybody
lets do the switch
>>3560082
Hey I walk the straight and narrow now anon, I am a reformed man.
DEPRESSION TIME!
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/81452947
DEPRESSION TIME!
>>3560243
Not necessarily! All you need is a lot of body hair and a hacksaw.
>>3560159
>>3560146
Anon From 4Chan.
You have greatest hope beyond possibility. Welcome the blue lantern corps!
>>3560243
JUST
I swear to fucking god the laws of reality had better shift leading to furification of the world
>>3560159
I'm in a room full of people who don't know that I am on boards like this. I had to try and make something up for why I started laughing so much.
>>3560283
>and a hacksaw
okay I laughed
>>3559938
this is actually really hot
>3560159
you get nothing
>>3559628
>>3559853
>>3560043
Imagine a tiny mammal like a hedgehog with large pastored servants
>>3560299
OH SHIT NICK WATCH OUT
>>3559938
why is this everything I want?
So, /ztg/ furfags are bisexual and adventurous.
Would you an Asriel Dreemurr, though?
>>3560318
>>3560278
>temptation
>>3560339
>>3559853
Alternate shape as someone suggested to fit their fic
I love your take on him, he really looks ready to face the day
and take your order
oh someone posted it already
>>3560351
I would not a second-worst gote.
>When you're in the newest version of the Pastebin
I-Did-It-I-Did-It-Byron.png
>>3560351
When he's old enough, sure. He's a cutie patutie.
>>3560346
>>3560375
>second-worst gote
wouldn't that make him second-best gote too?
>>3560351
A kid that's been dead for atleast 50 years? I don't think so.
>>3560417
shshshshsushshsushsshsshsshsushsh.
Sh.
>>3560417
No, because we also have GudGoat and Bore.
>>3560351
NO I DON'T LIKE MEN
STOP TORTURING ME
>>3560236
I liked the Gideon/Mrs. Wilde ship too.
>>3559057
>Nick is found in an alleyway four weeks later with clipped ears and wearing nothing but a collar begging strangers to take him home and self assuring that he's a "good boy", dangerously thin having nothing but semen in his stomach
>clipped ears
My thought process: "wait what" > "why" > "that's kind of hot" > "brain what are you doing"
>it's a prostitution thing
>need some way to quickly pick your bitches out of a crowd and find them
>it's a way to assert your authority over your new property
>zootopian prostitutes aren't 'hookers', they're 'clippers'
>nick basically has the equivalent of 'whore' written across his forehead permanently
>>3560351
Flowey>deadkid
>>3560404
>the tiger has an anthropomorphized face
>>3559577
huh, there's two near me in the seattle area.
Fuck sheep.
>>3560375
That's too bad.
>>3560400
Very cute indeed!
>>3560473
rEMOVE HUMAN
REEEEEEE
>>3560456
Well that's even better!
>>3560470
DON'T FUCK SHEEP
>>3560250
I'm so lonely in Minnesota
>>3560351
>>3560473
I want to cuddle with him
>>3559344
Well, this is the first thing of yours I wasn't able to enjoy.
It's no fault of yours though. It was great, up until I suddenly got Jessica Jones flashbacks.
>>3560523
FUCK CHILL BADGERS INSTEAD
LOVING AND TENDER LIKE
>>3560523
Even if its consensual?
>>3560426
Not really dead, just freaky magic transmogrification and stuff... hopefully can be fixed.
>>3560444
You can learn to like new things, anon!
>>3560473
>>3560351
>>3559617
You wouldn't happen to be the guy who lives in Portland, would you?
>>3560523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aYLxLNvyKU
>>3560523
FUCK THE SHEEP
>>3560281
Whenever I go to desustorage I feel like I need to find something in particular. That thread looked rather happy, am I missing something?
>ywn submit yourself body and mind to nick
>>3560529
Ah, that wonderful expression at the end. Perfectly encapsulating the emotion of "Fuck dis bitch. I'ma get her a skunk butt rug."
>>3560278
I'm glad for you, anon.
>>3560523
Dude I can't wait to fuck my first non-human animal
>>3559577
Lucky to have a buddy with me in Virginia.
>>3559947
i refuse to believe
>>3560281
>Not linking to 2 nights ago
>>3560464
But he's not 'dead' per se, silly.
>>3560535
That's the spirit!
>>3560546
>>3560473
>>3560351
>>3560551
Lady panther fucking lady sheep
>>3560541
Hey, it's true. Your writing's hit my kinks so many times it's unreal.
not to be a douche, but why is there undertale in the zootopia thread?
if it was actual crossover art, I could understand, but it's just regular undertale stuff.
>>3560444
We already know that Weaver.
>>3560541
Waaait a second. Bunanon does lewdfics?
...Anyone have a link handy?
>>3560523
YOU CAN'T HIDE
WHAT'S
>INSIDE<
>>3560620
I kind of don't want to. It was a pretty bad night.
>>3560650
Then it never happened!
>>3560461
It also has the benefit of not being hilariously top-heavy so that it might stay on his head.
Not that physics need necessarily apply to a comical hat worn by a cartoon badger.
>>3560281
Goddamn it, that collar stuff the more you think about it is painful as fuck.
I mean it really is Apartheid South Africa in furry form.
>>3560666
What never happened, satan?
>>3560666
Satan pls
Stop trying to erase memories
>>3560637
Here's some:
http://pastebin.com/8qRJmJW5
http://pastebin.com/rGzzbBBu
>When ComicAnon will be gone once again for a few days
>When you feel like you don't want to get a thread husbando
>When you're anxious about what kind of fan-art is going to get made of him
>>3560351
>ending a perfect pacifist run by allowing redeemed Asriel to take your soul to stay sane
>growing up together in a hot twink goat body in a brand new world
>in a perfect relationship with yourself where you're never alone, scared, lonely, or afraid
>so many friends who are genuinely good people
Escapism is a drug
>>3560741
So you are a tsundere?
>>3560717
>Judy gets slipped some Pastor and is now a Sheep toy
This is actually not as hot as I had thought. It's more terrifying than anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C_3eYj-pOM
>>3560757
Well, it is the opiate of the masses.
>>3560717
Oh.
Oh, that's you?! I was the guy doing a mini-review of WCS the other night.
Wow. Uh, yeah, add Bunanon to the list of people I want to hunt down and stalk.
>>3560545
>Even if its consensual?
well I guess don't fuck the sheep unless there is mutual and informed consent
>>3560796
What's pastor?
>>3560757
I like this.
>>3560607
I write what spurs me. I'm glad it does somethin' for ya.
>>3560637
Yeah. The other anon linked them.
My shills always end with "Enjoy?" and my fics are always named after pop-punk songs from usually Fall Out Boy or Panic! At the Disco.
Don't ask, it's my writing music.
>>3560796
Not even Pastor. That was written LONG before Pastor.
>>3560796
Hah, that was before Pastor was even a thing.
It was based on this old writing prompt, and pic that inspired it.
>>3560351
Only this one.
>>3560807
Nah, that's heroin,
What if someone modified Pastor so that it was trying to push mammals in just this general 'free love' direction so that there's this belief by this cult that 'more sex' = 'more happiness' = 'public relaxation and comfort' = 'utopia'?
>>3559296
I need moar judy lewd if you have it, my folder decided to an hero.
>>3560741
You'll be fine, lad.
>>3560824
Generic name for a domestication drug.
>>3560529
>>3560821
Seems fair.
>>3560793
I'm a grossly affectionate deredere that has protective instincts, I suppose?
>>3560623
Because undertale is a popular game with a sizable fanbase
As long as this doesn't become a trend we should be fine, Cave Story has been popping up more thanks to Quote anon alone
>>3560842
Seriously pastor isn't some thread exploding revelation.
People have been doing the modified nighthowler schtick for weeks.
>>3560821
That shouldn't be hard as sheep are whorish.
>>3560546
>Not really dead
Anon, pls. Let the goatkid rest in peace, Toriel and Asgore already accepted his dead, you can see that in the pacifist ending. Also, FloweyPot>Asriel Reborn.
>>3560741
I'm no longer on the abuse angle, so don't worry, I won't push for that.
I would like a new ship for VRbune, though. Don't think Cutie would be a good fit.
>>3559577
>the only brazilian
I am not surprised
>>3560939
Yeah, the only thing that's new is having a single name for it.
>>3560942
>That shouldn't be hard as sheep are whorish.
YOU TAKE IT BACK
>>3560887
Hey /ztg/, it's clunk here.
Just got back from Finding Dory SENPAI IT WAS LIT AF
Nah jk, it was decent. Would I see it again? Probably not, unlike Zootopia. As I was watching I was just thinking how different the two films are (not just in the studios that produce them).
Zootopia STILL has more adult themes and a more adult "universe" than Finding Dory, and I think that's at least one of the reasons I keep getting pulled back into the Zootopia-verse, unlike Dory.
Anyone else see it? How does it stack up to Zootopia, in your opinion?
>>3561000
>>3560992
You're right
They don't get paid for it, so sheep are just slutty.
>>3560992
SHEEP
ARE
WHORISH
(Why do you think there's so many jokes about them being dominated?)
Hey everybody. Hot and Cold writer here.
Got a new chapter for you guys, hope you like it.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7110964/chapters/16441063
Its shorter than the previous chapters and less eventful than the last one. But things will pick up again next chapter.
>>3561016
I hear it had a TG character, is that true?
>>3561022
