/tf2/ - trash fuckers 2
dook nookem edition
first for :x
0-4 tf2
5-9 anime
0-9 masturbate
but thats all the numbers anon
no that's negative infinity to infinity
no it tan90
infinity isn't a number you retarded sub
NLOOP (the steam notation sound)
am i a number you retarded sub
i just got an erection after reading this thread but why
i dpnt know
but thinking about erections just gave me an erection and now i want to fap
you either have a retard fetish or a funposting fetish
also since somebody posted while i was typing i'll say i want to fap too
i want to fap but i don't have tissues and im already in bed
lick it off of your hand when you finish
>not collecting all of your cum in the foreskin pouch
lmao plebs
It's not my fault I'm American.
this
i didn't ask to be circumcised by a stupid doctor
hnng
if dubs reply to this post then i will post my butt
>replying
not worth it
>>3560483
dude just post it
>>3560483
ass
>>3560792
i need more encouragement
i cant "just post it"
>>3560483
dubels
>>3560483
just post the lewd Anon.
>>3561419
you can and you should
>>3561471
rerole
if a 9 or 0 replies to this post then i will post my butt
>>3562269
dump it
>>3562269
dump out your are butte
>>3562269
do it u butte
Stop pussyfooting around. If you want to post it, post it instead of teasing about it all day.
sorry i dont think i can post it
in all of the pictures its either too blurry or too dark and my phone camera sucks
i tried my best to take at least one good picture but they all suck
sorry
i hate trannies
>>3563888
trips confirm, Anon hates trannies
but mtf or ftm trannies?
>>3563948
mtf
>Implying ftm trannies exist
I have never met a single one.
my friend's gf is ftm
one of my favorite furfag artists is supposedly ftm
i have never met any kind of tranny
how do you even tell iys a tranny or a girl? theyre so convincing sometimes
>>3564369
>he
:x
Sometimes it doesn't matter, but other times if you're really good friends or they're not closeted about it, they'll straight up tell you.
>>3564620
fuck off tumblr
>>3563295
Nigga please
Don't [lolspoilers]be an ass[/lolspoilers]
Please shave.
>>3564953
thats a really bad butt though
hairy butts arent good
>>3564953
lol which south american monkey is this
why do you think its an south american
>>3565336
who are you
if you shave it'll be a very pleasant butte
ignore rudeposters please
>>3564417
she hasn't done anything about it and still presents as a gril, so she's a she
supposedly she wants to get a benis eventually though
>>3565706
Nid0king, aka literally who
>>3566097
So she's a tomboy then?
>>3566339
I've seen you around, actually.
>>3566547
Oh wow, that's amazing considering my eratic posting schedule
>>3566603
I've seen you in raffles and such, but I've never actually seen you posting.
>>3566529
nah she still goes fully gril
>>3566638
I've posted, but it's mostly during updates. I just love seeingvhow you react to shit like Gunmettle and the Mayflower cases
>>3566650
Then why call her ftm? If she has a vagina and if she calls herself a girl, I think she's a pure 100% girl
i tried inserting finger into butt while showering
it felt strangely good
but after a while it started to hurt so i stopped
any advice for butt stuff?
B O O M
BUTT STUFF
oh
:r
gently massage your prostate
>>3568024
bad dragon cumlube is the best thing ever.
I'm gonna do it guys. I'm gonna change myself for the better!
>>3566937
she says that she has body dysphoria and would like to change one day, just that that time isn't now
There's a cute ftm that works at a cafeteria i sometimes go to
>trans
>cute
no such thing
He said ftm, not mtf, learn the difference. Also I can understand not wanting the surgery if you're a grill. I wouldn't want a dick if it didn't work either.
dude ftm is still trans
>implying trans can't be cute
it's rare but possible
trans people are just gross
am i just gross
you're just you
i woke up
good morning
it's afternoon ya dingus
i woke up
good morning
it's afternoon ya dingus
im going to sleep
good night
>>3574180
>2:28
Still afternoon westcoastman
i know its lile 2 pm but i usually wake up this late when i have no schedule
i wake up at 6-9 pm and sleep at 6-9 am
>>3574245
West is best!
am i best
i should be hungry but im not
i almost feel like vomiting
drink tea
did you do it yet?
can i go to sleep instead
no
drink your tea and then go to sleep
if you dont have tea then some milk with 2 teaspoons of honey
i prescribe you me
mfw i feel vaguely sick and not hungry all the time now
what wrong
>>3575226
If you're west, then yes
are you me
okay
*helps you recover from nausea*
is this better
please go to a doctor and get your blood levels checked
*fixes all your problems and makes you have a good life*
i went outside today and i might actually be more attracted to girls than boys
id?
dont fall for their looks
girls can be very nasty
stay with us here instead
thats exactly what i thought, i saw a few cute boys too
i think girls just dress more slutty so my penis reacts to it more
i think you need to go outside more
what would that achieve
i want to be human's 26dollar
i want to be 26dollar's kiriikp
who is kiriikip's tf2gfu?
26dollar
i think
So do they have like a threesome or something? Or is it just some sort of very awkward love triangle?
a very awkward love triangle
Oh. Why doesn't kiripipi go find someone else to love, don't 26 and human only have eyes for each other?
kiriikp could go for me...
>don't 26 and human only have eyes for each other?
im not sure what 26 thinks
i dont even know why he likes me
i bet its because your are cute <3
kiriikp LOVES bullying me
I thought you guys were all pals?
im an alpal
Alpals are cute.
>/////<
what is an alpal
i wish i was a pal
do you want to be an alpal too?
we can be alpals together
maybe
what is it
i miss having that one friend thats aways there for you
yknow the person who you can vent out literally anything
same
i lost that one friend in around grade 4-5
i dont think ill ever be able to find another friend like this because i always end up moving somewhere else
i want to be a child again so i can have a childhood friend
I want to be a child again so I can try not to be such a screwup.
i have a childhood friend and hes a gay too
im secretly a bi but i dont think i would do anything with him DESU just feels wrong
also we dont talk often since our lifes took different directions
i'm the opposite
i have a childhood friend i've been heavily attracted to for years
he said he was bi so i was hopeful but it turned out he's only into skinny effeminate dudes rather than mildly masculine types like me, and even then he still prefers grils
i wish we could cuddle
>>3577634
become effeminate?
shave your shit
stop eating like a pig
use skin care products
have ncie hair
do weighted hip thrusts for datbutt
i like being how i am though and he's straight up said he's not very attracted to me regardless
i have a masculine face too so that'd be an issue even if i did try that
not to mention he's had a longtime gf so there's that
gay people are just women that happen to be men
false because i enjoy being a male
except they have all the good stuff men have
- testosterone, which means theyll have good reflexes and muscles that makes them able to perform well in fps games
- dick
trannies also have an excessive amount of testosterone in their bodies and they also have a dick
does that mean trannies are just as good as men?
no because the estrogen ruins them
oh
..;.;..
its okay you suck at tf2 but you are a cute pet
i want to fall asleep in my own cum while drinking a whey shake
i was talking in a attention whorey kind of way that women are like
'︶'
theres nothing wrong with being attention whory
like there has to be someone who gives (dick, attention, ...) and someone who takes (dick, attention, ...)
i wish i was never born
>>3578121
t. attention whore
i also kinda wish i was never born
But I haven't spawned yet!
underage b8 :x
^^hey thats a dota line
from a cute dota boy
:3
ha
i dont even exist
>>3578172
but i give human attention
and spoilerdickspoiler
give me spoilerdickspoiler
*spoils you with dickspoiler*
i LOVE my tf2gfu!
love me
0-4 study for the exam tomorrow
5-9 watch anime instead
oh dammit
study just for a bit
then go watch anime
good idea !
i like it
quick, favorite Ben and Jerry's flavor go
where the fuck is my love
im just going to watch anime instead, studying is borign
have fun being a failure
i will
>implying anything school taught me will help me later in my life
lol
i fuckibgg HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
gotta get that piece of paper fampai
https://youtu.be/8VX93QbzF2c
SHU THE fuck up
that was short and sounded bad
i hate it
wow rude
wow dude
it's just the truth
deal with it faggot boy
wow lude
baaaad moood
Sunflower seeds have a too high effort:reward ratio.
kill me
*kills you*
have a nice day !
kill me again
dotsy isn't cute
i just had my SKS jam because i put in a casing and apparently you aren't supposed to do that because casings are bigger than bullets (after you fired it) so it was stuck
i had to take apart the whole gun just to realize all i had to do was pull the bolt really hard
i just felt like blogposting because i dont really have anyone else to tell this to
owned
ill own your mom too if you dont stay SHUT
shut the fuck up dumbass lmao
Make fun of me too
we blogpostin now
i hate myself and my life i'm a useless waste of oxygen with no purpose or drive in life and i don't even have the courage to suicide
how are you guys doing
fucking mge me you fucking scruberoni
ill wipe the fucking floor with you
come on ill 20-0 your ass
192.168.1.1
today i masturbated to straight porn
why
>tfw scrim in 7 hours and can't sleep
fug
my head hurts
big meaty claws
my butt hurts
my tf2gfu came online
what do i do
write his name encircled by a heart on your butt, take a picture and send it to him
why
because he'd be pleased by it and probably be able to cum
tell him how much you want his big fat cock inside you
no that's gross
do you even like your tf2gfu
yes
i think
if you really liked him you'd tell him how much you want his dick and send him nudes
why is that gross then
oh
i guess i don't like him then
what the fuck
just get out
wew
does he even like you
im not sure
that's pretty sad
lmao
im pretty sad
yeah
exactly
u.u
you are talking about fucking 26d all day and you dont even want to take his dick
i dont think i can like you anymore
who are you
someone who once was sympathetic towards you
um
Liking someone isn't all about taking as many dicks as possible, control your hormones.
he went offline
time to cry
did you even talk to him
no
:x
ok i was being silly about telling him how much you want his benis but wow you didn't even talk to him huh
what should i have said to him
>hi!
>how are you doing?
>i want to choke on your dick!
"hi"
"so what did you think about that insomnia final"
i think i could cuck him away from you if i wanted cause im also pretty decent at team fortress two
oh
you should cuck human honestly
HE DOESN'T DESEEERVE 26dollar
mfw i CRY
i dunno, he is a nobody though
i wanna get at least an ESEA/IM bf
tfw pinto isn't gay
[spoiler]right..?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]not like i'd have a chance with him but still[/spoiler]
how can you people say these things to that sweet little finnish girl
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8a/Spy_specialcompleted10.wav?t=20100625234712
degenerates like me belong on a cross
>girl
never fails to make me laugh
>>3596365
shutut
can someone remind me, when is the entry deadline for the next tf2g popularity contest
Why do girls in Japanese cartoons overreact whenever they find out that guys look at porn? Is it really that big a deal?
it's definitely a thing
i remember the girls i sat next to in highschool discussing their displeasure at the prospect of guys doing that stuff
of course, it varies from person to person, i also knew a girl who would straight up discuss h-manga with me
girls just have a different kind of sex drive mostly
what the fuck am i playing
i woke up
good morning
good morning anonymous internet user
i had a nightmare yesterday
it was pretty scary
but now that i think about it again i find nothing scary
im very confused
nightmares tend to be like that
any details you can remember?
I once had a nightmare that my dad died and when I woke up I was really sad. I'm usually pretty bad at remembering dreams, and I rarely have nightmares, so that one stuck with me.
why are there no tripcodes on /trash/
Why would you need a tripcode here?
>>3596454
i wonder what manga that is from
>>3596809
>>3596838
yeah nightmares like that are really scary
i still remember one from like childhood when i was in grade 3 or something
it was like all calm, everything was sunny and flowery and i apparently had a sibling (i don't remember if it was brother or sister)
and suddenly there is a giant fiery explosion in the sky it suddenly turns red and black
then i see the easter statues (i didn't know what to call them since i didn't even speak english back then) come out of the ground and fire red lasers from their foreheads into other people's foreheads
i saw my mom die like that pretty much in front of me and it was super terrifying
so me and my sibling ran into a white room or something and i saw the room's ceiling get torn open and out there was an easter head staring at me
im still afraid of them ever since
what was the meaning of sato's dream
Something very lewd.
oh
one time i had a nightmare where my tf2gfu left me
kiriikp.jpg
trannies are disgusting
my point exactly
trannies are cute
i know one who is okay
my point i think
i hate tyrannies
this is not my point
it bothers me that they wear their helmets and armour to sleep
i wanna see them hang up their ranger gear, put some warm clothes on, and get /comfy/
