A new thread is needed? Very well. Welcome the Tarkir, a land swarming with dragons and clan leaders.
First for Subaru a best!
>>3538150
Where's it call this an HG thread?
>the
>to
I hate myself.
>>3538150
Eh. I've been to worse places.
Sorry Sunset, guess he's mine now.
>>3538105 (Karen)
A bag of what specific candy?
>>3538108 (Riri)
In a sense...
>>3538120 (Assua)
It requires quite a bit of raw materials, things like diamonds and the like.
>>3538142 (Uni)
No, you are the last one I would want that. But it's not like I can change you mind...
If you reply to this post you must stak the ava below you
>>3538153
Yee boy
>>3538153
What?
>>3538072
Shut up moron
>An Engi ship lands
Statement: Greetings, Engi have returned.
>>3538150
Let me know when the dragons are gone.
>>3538150
Dragons!
>>3538166
Subaru.
>>3538166
There's already a best 'round here.
>I'm going to try and get some sleep. Goodnight HG.
>>3538180
>>3538180
What if I already do?
>No one criticised anyone
Literally what's the point of asking then? Beside (You)s.
>>3538181
>>3538179
I knew it, you need to try harder to improve your image.
>>3538179
She likes it all.
>>3538175
Does this mean I get, Spike, You, AND Link?
Jackpot
>>3538179
...Anythin' else?
>>3538180
What?
>>3538187
Heya.
>>3538194
>Have a good one.
MTG ava when?
>>3538194
Sleep tight.
>>3538166
A shit
>>3538179
Wh-
A-Am I not good enough for oyu?
>>3538187
...
I wonder if I can Fulton that.
>>3538194
Night. Have a good one.
>tfw no soldier 76 ava to ship with
life is suffering
Good evening... to you... all.
>>3538210
Your vision seems to be obscured.
>>3538194
Night.
>>3538208
...
Yes, yes it does.
>>3538175
I'm not even gonna dignify this.
>>3538208
No, you get me, and you'll like it, missy.
>>3538223
KAMINA?
>>3538189
Yes, whatever your name is?
>>3538190
And it's me, not you! I don't care if you're better looking, smarter, or more skilled than I am!
>>3538194
>Goodnight Sol
>>3538189
Eruna
>>3538057
>T-Thanks Garnet.
>Seija is pretty much "act contrary at almost every situation", I find her fun for that reason.
>>3538194
>Night.
>>3538194
Good luck with that.
>>3538190
>>3538166
Of course. You two are looking at her.
>>3538226
Evenin'.
You got somethin' stuck in your throat?
>sunset and link fuck
>wiggins and spike make out and watch
>>3538237
Fuck no lol
>>3538223
>tfw no one to ship with at all because I'm so bland and no one wants to talk to me.
>>3538223
>Shipping 76 with anyone
suffering is his element
>>3538199
I can't think of anything constructive, because my standards are ridiculously lenient. If you aren't shitposting full blast through the whole thread and at least try to match the character's personality, you're fine in my book. You don't have to be spot on or anything.
>>3538223
No ship is better than being in ship limbo.
>>3538209
Observation: Unknown lifeform detected.
Query: Who are you?
>>3538215
Response: Unlikely.
>>3538223
>Not Mercy x Genji
>>3538201
I don't even know this Kamina guy you're talking about.
>>3538256
I'll bring the bondage gear.
>>3538214
A best, a shit: Natsuki Subaru.
>>3538226
Evening, Nufuzu-tan!
>>3538223
I didn't die for this
>>3538185
kys cute face
>>3538096
What'dya mean dumdum? I appreciate you callin' me your favorite though... but in what kinda way am I ya favorite?
>>3538166
>Tugs his vest.
I still haven't been talkin' to that one lil' dumdum that could tell me if you really are that good of a bodyguard so I can't say that you're the best yet.
>>3538250
Wrong! They aren't looking at me.
>Jasper
>>3538275
>Shipping genji with anyone
He is a lonely weeb
>>3538241
I wasn't even TALKIN' about me, shithead, but I'll take the compliments.
>>3538250
Nah. You're a gem, sure, but there's only one flawless diamond in my eyes.
>>3538281
Just shit.
>>3538203
H-How?
>>3538207
Hmm....
>Walks away for a good minute, eventually returns with two bags filled with chocolate bars
Here~
>Offers one to you
>>3538209
I'd have to read the book again... I just kinda skimmed it...
>>3538214
No! As I said, you're passable at best.
>>3538243
Cutie.
>>3538223
Love relationships are a mistake.
>>3538271
It's worth a shot. I've got 48 of them.
>Applies pack after pack of fulton onto the ship.
>>3538251
It doesn't... fail to... happen every... time. I just... have a... hard time... breathing due... to lack of... using my... lungs.
>>3538281
Nafuka. How is... your evening... going Subaru?
>>3538291
Matoi when
>>3538223
Been tempted to woth all the art he has, but pretty sure there is one
>>3538241
I brought you this.
>Gives packed lunch.
>>3538243
>Draws sword.
>>3538291
yeah haha we get it you're still here
kys
>>3538297
That's my rating of you, 10/10 in every way.
Would cuddle with consent.
>>3538254
kay
>>3538250
I'm looking at three people right now, but I'm going to assume you mean the blue one.
>>3538297
>swats your hand away
Quit tugging on my clothes. It makes you look like a little kid.
>>3538305
Then who ARE you talking about?
>>3538307
Hm? I don't need these.
>>3538320
Been tempted too since he's my main alongside L U C I O but I'm on break for now.
Someone was asking when Homecoming started in the last thread, so here's the actual countdown thingy.
http://itsalmo.st/#homecoming_8os5p
>>3538335
They can say, what they want, you're still my first choice.
>>3538301
Jokes on you, I only want to fuck hot Swiss women, fuck japan
>>3538314
Uh, what? Hold on, go back a sec.
You're tellin' me that you don't use your lungs? Isn't that, uh.. Impossible?
>>3538339
My lovely wife, of course.
>>3538340
We're sharing them together!
>Offers a bar while she tears into one herself
C'mon try it! Before I wish you to!
>>3538307
Stupid and blind, I see.
>>3538226
Statement: Greetings
>>3538313
>Ship doesn't even budge
Statement: You will likely need several thousand more to attempt to lift Engi ship into the atmosphere.
>>3538306
Shit's a big word for someone as small as you. Kids should be using words like "poop" instead.
>>3538314
It's going well. It's nice and warm outside, don't you think?
>>3538325
You brought that for me? I don't think I deserve something like that, so why don't you eat that yourself?
>>3538307
Appear more mature and sophisticated. Let the world know that you're not just some kid here, but rather Ilya, a daughter from a prestigious family.
>>3538359
Would you like another game of chess now that dead hours are arriving?
>>3538361
Well jokes on you, I only fuck big strong american man
>>3538357
kamina come back
>>3538246
>It's different. I don't see many of them around.
>>3538305
I'll settle for best Gem.
>>3538300
Exactly. They're looking at yours truly.
>>3538339
Fair enough. They are all me.
>>3538369
K-Kukukuku, look at the time!
I think I hear my master summoning me!
>>3538357
matoi
>>3538307
No you!
>>3538325
Hmm?
>>3538363
Not at... all actually.
>>3538374
How are... you?
>>3538376
Just abit... but it... is starting... to be... summer.
>>3538356
Almost for what?
>>3538388
Why not Tal... Why not. Bring it on.
ngw?
>>3538374
>-4800 GMP
Well, Hope I won't have to explain that one to mother base.
Now who are you? another AI?
>>3538376
It's a gift.
>>3538405
You again...
>>3538271
Haven't we talked before?
>>3538307
Urgh...might hafta ask Patchouli, too, she lives with 'em, after all....But this might be th'only way to keep 'er safe.
Didn't someone say they were going to host?
guys yuno died
>>3538363
Heh, looks like that's one less guy I have to worry about! Glad you've given up already, friend.
>>3538394
I think I remember you and Jasper telling me about that.
How does it feel knowing you're basically a kid on the inside? I bet it helps remind you that you're actually youthful despite looking like you're 30.
>i'll be in next game, I just need a minute or two to myself
>>3538188
fuck off
>>3538373
You are so confusing...
It's cute, but irritating...
>>3538379
That sounds like work though...
>>3538399
I wish you would stay and share these chocolates with me...
P-Plus I'm summoning your master with the other bag of chocolate...
>>3538405
I know!
>>3538419
She probably has the book too, I would ask her next time you see her!
=
New game when
>>3538391
Jokes on you, I'm a Chinese serial killer
>>3538421
Do it my boy
>>3538394
Without a doubt.
You're shinin' so bright, I'd mistake you for a star, doll.
>>3538406
Alright, but why? Even if ya can breathe without using your lungs, which is insane, why would ya?
Some kinda fighting technique?
>>3538423
Given up?
You mean I've won!
It's not every day a man finds true love, you know.
>>3538410
Your move!
>By the way, I'm also this guy, who is actually just me
>>3538175
>>3538229
>>3538359
~<3
>>3538424
if I say her name I can almost feel her so please let me have this
>touches you
matoi
>>3538334
>Makina smiles.
That's nice of you dumdum! Just know that we'd have to get to that point of knowin' each other first though!
>>3538339
>She pouts.
That ain' all too nice of you. You're just bein' mean for no reason dumdum. Didn't you hear what I was sayin' about that girl you know?
>>3538432
My master will get mad at me for sure if I do that...
>>3538406
Do you hate summer? It's supposed to be a magical time when lightening bugs come out and you fall in love unexpectedly with someone you found at a summer festival!
>>3538418
I know that, but why give it to me? I haven't done anything to deserve it.
>>3538451
Please love me, Mei.
>>3538432
Or you could live with that stigma, your choice really.
>>3538464
K-K then
>>3538376
I'm not a little kid!
>>3538432
I'm not confusing! You're just stupid!
>>3538466
Of course, of course!
>>3538461
I figured this out, no worry
Pawn in E4
>>3538461
Howdy, pal.
Anon from the other night here. Since you seemed alright with running two games at once, mind if I get one going? I'm a rank amateur, so it shouldn't be too distracting.
>>3538428
>take all the minutes you need, my friend
>>3538458
It means you've settled for one cute girl out of the thousands here! How can you restraint yourself from going ballistic?!
>>3538428
Stay safe little chainsaw girl!
>>3538406
Response: Engi are faring well in this strange environment.
Statement: Our understanding of the nature of this place is increasing quickly as we acquire more data.
>>3538417
Response: We are Engi. Machine race. We are what you would call 'aliens'.
>>3538419
>yes. yes we have sorry.
>>3538418
No u
again!
>>3538432
>Surprise pets
>>3538464
she's dead.
try to find someone who looks like her and pretend that it's her
Uhhh first whatever for Dreamland Robobot Games.
Minor spoilers yadda yadda yadda.
>>3538420
I don't remember. I think you may be good.
>>3538423
Lovely. Even though they are both older than me.
List of people who don't get replies but still come here
>>3538524
Makina Irisu
>>3538524
The Flashing Buttoner
>>3538468
You have.
Please take it.
>>3538512
...
>>3538524
Solidus Snek
>>3538524
Dizzy
>>3538428
Later.
>>3538524
Minato
>>3538524
Garnet
>>3538524
Vic Viper
>>3538524
Agent York
>>3538494
A Sicilian again!
>>3538500
Of course! It will be an experience, I assure you
>>3538524
Machi
>>3538467
But I bought two bags specifically so I could share one bag with you...
>>3538481
It's not that bad... most of the time...
>>3538484
Are you saying that you would want me to think more of you?
Because that's clearly impossible!
>>3538512
>Accepts pets
H-Hey...
>>3538524
Illya
>>3538524
Engi
>>3538524
Sloth
>>3538524
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3538466
I couldn't hear her over you tugging on my shirt. It annoyed me to no end seeing someone try to pull off the quiet, innocent girl type in real life.
>>3538484
You look and act like it, so you're a little girl to me.
>>3538524
Natsuki Subaru
>>3538524
Eggman-kun
>>3538524
Vino
>>3538508
Simple.
You ever fallen in love with a woman that can't speak?
It's that wordless connection, when you both know you're bound for life without saying a single word.
It's powerful.
>>3538408
Homecoming. es como una prom, juego en parejas y asi. Mañana como a las 6 o 7 de la noche comienza.
>>3538524
Hikage
>>3538524
Spike
>>3538524
Urotsuki
>>3538472
My heart is to frozen for love.
>>3538502
God can't save you.
>>3538524
Filia
>>3538524
Darth Vader
>>3538524
Mikhail Tal
>>3538524
Jack Spicer
>>3538524
Aussa
>>3538432
Unless you're from Gensokyo, too, I dunno...still, anythin' could help. I don't even know if she knows.
>>3538510
>Uh, it's fine.
>>3538524
Nine Ball
>>3538524
Metal Gear Zeke
>>3538524
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3538524
Raven
>>3538524
mfw anon doesn't like me
>>3538524
Yukine
>>3538524
Asuka Tanaka
>>3538524
Mei Ling-Zhou
>>3538524
Maria and Harusame
>>3538524
Envy
>>3538552
I'll start.
Pawn to G4
>>3538524
Ririchiyo
>>3538524
Baki Hanma
>>3538583
>kissu
>>3538524
Karen Shirogane
>>3538554
I'll take some... but I'm giving it to my master!
I'm back.
>>3538509
Hmh.... I don't know what reason you have to care, but thanks.
>>3538538
Now, actually.
>>3537775
...NOt exactly.
>>3537759
It's.. a little hard to explain. All I can say is... I agree with you.
>>3537807
I'm scared of some things... But the thing I'm scared about most is what will happen if I don't do anything now.
>>3538525
You mean those two brats that won't stop bickering are actually older than you, even though they basically ARE you? I don't get how you rick people live a lie like this...
>>3538535
Uh...sure, thanks!
>he opens it up and starts eating
Where'd you buy this stiff at anyways?
>>3538524
Tio Horacio
>>3538524
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>3538554
That'd only be impossible if you had the highest opinion of me.
>>3538558
>Stomps on his foot
Neither of those things are true!
>>3538593
The Grob! Bold.
>>3538524
Tenshi
>>3538611
>The contents are soggy crackers.
I prepared it myself.
>>3538524
Yuno
>>3538524
Fyxe & King Crimson
>>3538600
I believe you can do it. Scratch that. I know you can do it. You seem set on whatever it is.
>>3538562
Bueno solo preguntaba, ademas no podre estar a esa hora, y como estas?
>>3538596
>hugs
>>3538619
knigt to f3
>>3538599
Breaking into a cold sweat?
>>3538524
Furry porn
>>3538524
Nafuka
>>3538458
It's just... that I'm... dead and... have no... purpose to... breath.
>>3538468
Not at... all actually. I love... the summer... but I... doubt I'd... find love.
>>3538510
That's good... to hear.
>>3538524
The Autistic Loli Mage
>>3538600
Well, what do you take me for, an idiot? So, what's your destination?
>>3538524
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>3538639
>studio audience laughter intensifies
>>3538510
Engi? You're not gonna tell me you're just a bunch of building bots are you?
>>3538554
You're the one who'll have to live with it, not me. I've managed to uphold the Shirakiin name over here and I didn't find it too difficult.
>>3538535
...
>>3538554
Hey what?
>>3538524
Nicol Bolas
>>3538489
That means you aren't a total dumdum so we are bein' on one line here!
>>3538558
I was sayin' that I still haven't talked to that one girl yet.
>She sighs at the dumdum.
You don't seem to be realisin' that tuggin' a shirt doesn't make any sound, just listen.
>She tugs the shirt again.
Do you know what I'm sayin' now?
>>3538557
Uhm...I have a question I should be askin' you. Is that dumdum Subaru-kun really that great of a bodyguard or is he tryin' to sell me lies?
>>3538619
Knight in F3
Sorry If I'm slow at responding, but the capcha system isn't working well
>>3538650
Why must something so cute and loveable be made of pure toxic evil
>>3538557
There you are! I need you to tell some girl how great of a meat shield I am.
>>3538560
Sounds a little overrated to me.
Actually, it sounds like you copied that from some sappy romance movie. It's just that bad.
>>3538600
Well don't keep me waiting, I want to hear your personal struggles!
>>3538618
A-Are you trying to play footsies with me~?
>>3538630
>he enjoys it anyways because he never gets "home-cooked" meals
You know what this stuff could use to make it even better? Mayonnaise!
>>3538644
Nada ando en modo lurk por ahora, tengo que irme pronto pero antes de eso quieres ver como mori permanentemente en HG? Hize un dibujo y todo.
>>3538575
I'm not...
But I probably have a book somewhere in my library about it.
But it would take quite a while to look for it...
>>3538598
Not allowed! If your master wants more I will simply buy more for her!
These are for us!
>>3538618
Or the lowest! H-How did we even start arguing about this?
>>3538682
Well you're you...
>>3538684
Wanna cuddle me to sleep?
>>3538693
Ummm, excuse me?
Is this Fyxe, or are you an anon trying to mess up my game?
>>3538684
Your Pervert Power is impossible to ignore.
>>3538704
>
>>3538611
It can be a little confusing for someone that doesn't know us. To put it simply, they have been together for 5750 years. Making me that age as well. They themselves have are around 10000 each.
>>3538659
Query: We do not believe we have met you before. Who are you?
>>3538677
Response: Engi are the most capable builders known, however we do specialize in other fields such as the sciences and war technologies.
>>3538709
Bueno, postealo si tu lo dices
>>3538524
White Mamba
>>3538659
That's quitter talk, Nosfusa-tan! You've got what it takes to reel in a perfect 7/10 boyfriend!
>>3538691
I'll deck you if you keep doing this...
>>3538696
>>3538643
I'm leaving the room I've kept myself inside, shut away from this world.
I want to be at homecoming with my own flesh and blood.
>>3538664
...Garry lives near me, by some stroke of luck. As soon as I leave... that's where I'll go.
>>3538704
I thought you already knew how I got here. ...Or did I not tell you the new theory?
Right now l'm IC
>This is OOC
>(This is an OOC that has surpassed OOC, or you can just call this OOC 2)
>([and THIS is to go even further beyond!])
>>3538704
Of c-course not!
>gutpunch
>>3538712
I don't remember! YOu're stupid!
>>3538709
getting close to it's last breath...!
>>3538659
But you're right here, standin' in front of me.
Dead people can't stand.
>>3538704
Whatever you say, man.
It was love at first sight, I'm tellin' you.
Nothin' like killin' a man together with the one ya love on top of a speedin' train.
>>3538578
Metal Gear?
>>3538693
>>3538647
>
>>3538732
That's not Brian Scalabrine
>>3538735
>GOD DAMNIT NO
>AAAAAAA
>>3538524
The Crimson Demon
>>3538726
My what?
>>3538712
With pleasure!
>>3538691
If you're referring to Subaru, he never did anything to prove his skills that way.
>>3538704
You're not.
>>3538737
>not
>"(FURTHER BEYOND)"!
>>3538728
Riight, and is there any specific reason you do? Or is it just because you can?
>>3538732
>Fultons
>>3538737
><"{[(|normalfag detected|)]}">
>>3538737
>(OOC:get a look at this scrub he can't even OOC 4)
>>3538754
Dammit*
>Head pat
>>3538524
HG Remover Cure
>>3538734
Pawn to F3
>>3538729
1/2. Falta el otro!
>>3538745
You wot?
>>3538712
And hers' might even be worse, with how hilariously large it is.
>>3538729
>>3538790
Y este es el otro
Estoy muerta Vader x.x
>>3538777
>welp guess the secret's out
>not that it was much of a secret anyway. :v
>>3538790
you were supposed to say "rules of nature"...
>>3538726
Well hurry up and fetch it! I need some ASAP!
>>3538727
And yet they look younger than everyone here...tell us your secret, Garnet! I need to know what you do to remain young and beautiful!
>>3538735
I've never heard your new theory, but shoot.
>>3538744
>he bends over in pain
A-Are you trying to punch through my gut now...?
>>3538748
Killing isn't right, and if you two ever get caught then you'll never see each other again.
>>3538712
>sigh
Yes, I am infact me.
>>3538737
>("("Not OOC IC OOC")")
>>3538768
>Gains altitude
>spits above you
>~<~[~{~(~|~" OOC: It's like you guys don't even OOC "~|~)~}~]~>~<
>>3538728
We have... not met... before. My name... is Nafuka.
>>3538733
You aren't... even trying... are you. I don't... have a... need or... the time... for a... boyfriend.
>>3538748
That's what... many people... believe.
>>3538766
Are you still mad from the other day? Come on Sarah, you're supposed to get over stuff like that.
>>3538735
I don't think I ever met the guy, I think, but...I'm pretty sure you mentioned him before.
>>3538737
>•*"{[(HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)]}"*•
>>3538761
...
>Holds blade close.
I won't let my guard down.
>>3538811
I can't!
>>3538800
It wasn't even a secret
>>3538735
Ohh...
You are doing this because of love. How wonderful~
>>3538745
>RULES OF NATURE
>>3538811
It was just how they were made. No secret to it.
>>3538786
>>3538807
I forgot the lyrics! ;_;
>>3538824
~~>OOC:not just~~
>>3538737
>̶N̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶O̶O̶C̶ ̶G̶o̶d̶.̶
>>3538798
>>3538790
Eso no explica alguna razon, solo se mostro como paso, no por que razon
